show, kennedy coming up. have a good evening, thank you. ♪ kennedy: thank you. >> well christmas is coming early, americans are getting what we want. more 2020 democrat candidates. yea. form are new york city mayor, michael bloomberg filed paperwork for the alabama primary. maybe he will run against don blankenship. and bernie sanders and elizabeth warren, would rather see bloomberg's billion in government coffers do not take too kindly to his entry. >> that is the arrogance of

billionaires, i guess you don't have to have town meetings or talk to ordinary people, i guess you take out a couple billion dollars and buy state of california. >> i would build a grassroots movement to make real change. i don't think that democracy should be about people coming in and buying elections. kennedy: tell that to your friend hillary, dear. bloomberg her successor here inw york mayor de blasio said he should not be the nominee because he is wealthy. >> if he was -- when he was mayor, i think he had no understanding of the inequality crisis, and tone deaf to what people are going through in the stay, would he be better than donald trump of course, should he be democratic nominee, no, there no way in the world to nominate a billionaire.

kennedy: how does he make a baseball hat look dumb? yesterday, it could spir the people's pant suit to give hillary clinton a third round. watch this. >> i don't know whether she will look at bloomberg thing, and say it feels too crowded now or opposite, the field is weak, i could come in get 165 thousand, i am tied withed by confident some early states -- biden with some of the early states. kennedy: i think so too, i want her to get in, former massachusetts governor patrick also said to be mulling a late run. will more be merrier in the race to bit beat the orange man the t cheeto? or will democrats see red. joining us now.

emily here. with democrat strategist. kevin walling and reason magazine editor at lar large, mt welch. so bloomberg what a condescending ass hat, saying this feels horrible, i better save it. >> he has been trying to do this since 2007, last year the same thing, maybe i'm accounting about it, but -- i'm thinking about it he thinks there is a lane. kennedy: a bloomberg lane. >> but it is joe biden's lane. joe biden has polled the same the entire year, 30%. no matter what. his teeth fallout like robot in his body trying to break out

whatever it is 30%. bloomberg is identifying a lane, only things that democrat like him for, stuff that would make him unelectable is he wants beto o'rourke's gun policy and steal your vapes and and marijuana. kennedy: we won't take it. >> he likes charter schools, now you can't do that. kennedy: you cannot say that word, you might as well say, hit leahitler schools. >> even their strategy, he will skip first 4 states, no nominee has been successful doing that. kennedy: julian did that. >> he went nowhere? right. it does not work. no matter how much money you have. >> you can't buy your way in. kennedy: politics are so arrogant, they think they lord over the biggest greatest city that populist th translates to p

layerty, it does not -- popularity, it does not, and andrew yang right here, ad buys don't substitute for sitting down and talking to voters face to to face in places like iowa and new hampshire. >> no substitute for having a compelling message, if you tell me bloomberg has that, i will be shocked. kennedy: give me your guns, i will take them and then they will begun. >> biden has a thing where he pretends to communicate with the working class, you is bloomberg going to do that. kennedy: he is not. >> polling 4% in first poll, that is like down -- him and yang are quic ying and yang. kennedy: bird poop is polling 5%. >> incredible breaking here. >> true. >> i don't think he will run.

>> what is he doing then? kennedy: why isn't hillary clinton doing this, i want her to go big or go home, go big. >> bloomberg wants to be president, he is dipping his toe in water, he wants people to file about him, he is filing in alabama or arkansas but i don't think he does it. kennedy: i don't think so either. >> i think that blankenship has a better chance of being senator than bloomberg of being a democrat nominee, let's say, miracle of miracles, whole field bows out and bloomberg by default is nominated, i don't think he would beat donald trump then. >> no. there is no natural consistency for bloomberg, you will have a really super annoying new york billionaire running against a really super annoying new york billionaire. maybe not have people from the

tri-state area. kennedy: it we have one it better became -- camille not offer. >cam ofcamille notoffer. >> still -- not offer. >> >> st still time. remember last month, hillary made this creas crazy claim. >> i think that they have their a on someone in democratic primary, they are grooming her to be third party candidate, she is a favorite of the russians, they have sites and bahts and other ways of supporting -- boites and other ways of supporting her, that is assuming jill stein will give it up. shy might not, she is also a russian -- a russian asset, totally, they know they can't win without a third party candidate. kennedy: oh. she is just a warm, lady fart. that is all she is.

gabbard campaign firing back today, sending a letter to clinton demanding -- turning red is not a russian asset not groomed by russia. beside your statement -- much less presented any evidence that congresswoman gabbard is a russian asset is fabricated story. end quote. >> after clinton's comments her team said she meant the republicans are grou grooming pl see for a third party run -- tulsi for a third party run, then why did she say russians. they call it rubbish today. she has a bunch of old barristers on her legal team. should hillary clinton atone for her sins, was this a smart move

by gabbard? >> this is amusing. this is actually think that tulsi is right about a lot of things, but i think she is wrong to suggest that hillary clinton did not believe this at the time she said it, that is a statement how deeply in dlo throes. >> why did you lose 2016 she will lose yor lose her mind aga. this is my favorite side bar of the election. >> a great thing for tulsi, she polls 4% nationwide, made november debate. >> good for her. >> on track to make december debate this knife fight with hillary clinton is elevating her candidacy. kennedy: good for her.

>> 6% in new hampshire today. >> they are all republicans. >> a stupid lawsuit. it is a stupid lawsuit, hillary clinton's clap trap it is garbage, this is embarrassing. another thing she should not noe listened to. kennedy: but hillary always crying. there is a backlash against female politicians. >> i think tulsi gabbard, is a female. kennedy: she is. and there is a special place in hell for women who don't support each other, maybe hillary needs to go back read minutes from meeting with madeleine albright. >> i would like support from hillary clinton. kennedy: financially, she has no much money. >> where is it? i'm right here. kennedy: in somalia. they have done such great work, they rebuilt the infrastructure. >> we can be an asset to someone without working. >> true. kennedy: she did not say, that

she knows people think when you say asset they go oh, my gosh, tulsi gabbard is a spy it gets crazier. >> and jill stein is not running in 2020. that already crazy garbage. and -- >> the idea that you are running 3third party. >> so republicans can win that does not -- was ralph nader a commie stooge. kennedy: >> was gary johnson. >> i think there is an interesting with tulsi not running for house. she is all in for presidency, not running for congress, she is allowed to do, which i think is an interesting nugget. >> and she is playing footsy with third party people on finance side. kennedy: wh wouldn't you, keep r option open, john stossel taught me, that mustache of freedom. >> we have more, public type of peacimpeachment hearings begin n

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impeachment inquiry is going public. welcome back by the way, 3 administration officials to testify before congress in live televise public hearings, two on wednesday, one friday, republicans have submitted their own wish list of interviewees, joe biden and whistleblower. but shifty schiff is the bouncer posted outside of club impeachment, making it clear those witnesses are a no go behind his velvet rope, other democrats push back. >> we want to say focused on the ukraine call. having hunter biden come in, is unrelated to the ukraine call. that is irrelevant. >> i don't think he is an appropriate witness, not only that but i think that reason they are calling for these witnesses, the new witnesses is because that i want to make a spectacle and a circus out of

this proceeding. >> president of the united states demanding extorting a vul for able country to do his political bidding to go after his opponent has nothing to do with joe biden executing foreign policy of the united states. kennedy: maybe it does. meanwhile, trump said he plans to release another transcript. that might not be a good idea mr. president. tweeting -- to continue being most transparent president in history, i will be released sometime this week transcript of first and therefore most important phone call his with the president of ukraine. i'm sure you will fine it tantalizing. tantalizing? what is on this transcript? i got a good imagination. will it absolve the president of any alleged wrong doing or will parade of democrat witnesses make this week drag on like a smoker outside a tense family reunion, joining me, one, only, andy mccarthy welcome back, sir. >> hey, kennedy how are you.

kennedy: good. i think if you talk about unsales president of the united states -- unseating president of united states, this is a broader investigation, and i think that republicans are went their right to call to people like chalupa and ohr and hunter biden. i think he can provide some context what say you? >> i wish these rules were in place the 20 years i was a prosecutor, only government getting to go and prosecutor gets to go. the other team does not get to play. they don't get to put their version of events in or anything that prosecute are alleg prosecn contact, that was referred to as a kaa kaj kangaroo court that wt do in america. kennedy: ad adam schiff is a

nonserious person. every time i see him go on and on and blather, i think to myself, nancy pelosi, knows that charges are not strong enough to stick. on get votes in senate to remove him. therefore in the end, it going to be seen as a failure, a stunt, she does not mind if adam schiff takes the fall. >> i think that is right. but i also think from republican stand point that is the hand you are dealt so that is hand you play, since they cannot put their case in this done in a very one-sided heavy-handed fashion. the one thing they have going for them, is that adam schiff, who began the proceedings when this cock -- cocka miami god father part 4. between trump and zelensky.

>> you could just read the trip antranscript and you would not have to freestyle like a bad scene in an "eighth grade" draa class. >> if i were to the republican side by the time this hearing is over, every one would remember everything that schiff said, i would ask went witnesses to rea, and did you hear anything like that on the convor saying vor -, i would keep it back to schiff, a partisan not a fair dealer. kennedy: part of the story having had concern visions with whistleblower before. -- having had conversations with the whistleblower before the complaining was filed and also putting forward this grand jury fallacy. >> well, yeah, this whole idea that his part of the investigation is the grand jury, and therefore in a grand jury the prosecutor gets to put

version of, events in. only thing that a grand jury does is determine whether there is enough evidence to go forward to trial. but the grand jury is in front of objective impartial grand jurors, schiff is like the over bearing prosecutor, that the grand jury is there to protect you from. or try to protect you from, that is the theory of the system, other thing is that reason we allow the prosecuters version alone to go in is because everything is done in secret. when you finally go public. that is the point when the accused person has all of the rights afforded by the constitution that includes right to call your own witnesses and -- >> what d when when do we see t. >> sounds like not until judiciary committee phase of house proceedings, but by thin, when you look what goes on in

grand jury, what courts say you is a tainted thed pro -- you have tainted the proceedings, that is what seems that schiff trueing to do. kennedy: that is why he is a political clown, dragging the country through this circus, to his and our detriment. that is wrong. andy mccarthy thank you. >> yep. kennedy: coming up. >> thank you. kennedy: on this veterans day we honor service, sacrifice and freedom, i will talk with a veteran who advocates for cannabis for servicemembers, now legal rising could help solve the opioid crisis and ptsd, that is coming up.

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ashamed of themselves for lip service and inact they have paid to those who fought for the country, the brave men and women, it is staggering they are all but abandoned in times of need, we know many vets have been over prescribed opioids throughout the years, and under served. thousands return home plagued by tpsd, they are handed antidepressants like they are tootsie rolls from a fresh pinata, and then heartlessly treated as sta at thi statisticy become addicted in states like colorado and illinois, why cannabis is illegal, doctors allowed for a ope opioid -- v.a. does not extend that basic luxury even though study after study, showed a 63% drop in the need for open roa opioid medicar

patients using cannabis, doctors treating vets with ptsd and chronic pain can prescribe highly abused oxycodone. but not cannabis. cannabis is woefully under studied. veterans cannot legally get access to medical cannabis, because it puts them at odds with the laws of the country they served. how de dickishly cruel is that? to vitalcohollism, and -- fight, fight, alcohallism, fear mongering failed veterans in we're toon hor thosto --to honor those whoe to give them all of the tools to

heal and thrive on. that was memo. >> there was no shortage of well deserved tr tribute to hurt mend women in uniform, but highest praise practice ofs from 2020 democrat who pushed for marijuana to treat ptsd, elizabeth warren, bernie sanders, and pete buttigieg have floated proposals. my next guest served two tours overseas and struggled with opioids after returning home from war, and claims that cannabis saved his life. joshua latrell. >> thank you so much thank you for having me, i could not agree more with what you said, it asinine that the elected officials run on back of helping

veterans out and advocating advd be behind you, then we ask to support what we want with access to medical cannabis, they refuse, we found out they have pharmaceutical companies that pay them 25 or 50,000 in donations, and unfortunately, veteran community does not have that liquid to donate to their campaign. >> that is crony capitalism is such an incredible disservice, we have to adjust our thinking. we cannot sit boo back as people overdose and die. and people say, wha -- why not reschedule something that might have potential to help people, people who are wounded mentally and physically in chronic pain through a little bit of a drug that has been delegal in a majority of the country, that might help them, but are sit on

your ass, not you but the president and a bunch of others. >> right. and you know who what about saving lives, that is what this is for us. a choice, we want to utilize cannabis as a choice from v.a. over pharmaceuticals and save lives, your brothers and sisters they can do that. >> and it is sad, this is true and then they go, oh, you poor victims, i am so sorry about your ptsd, i am so for you became addicted, then you become ststatistics that is so condescending. >> today we had 4th year in a row we have done the casket demonstration, to evok that visceral response to that imaginary that lets people understand what we go through in v.a. the fight we're having with the v.a., we just than choice to out

utilize cannabis. we set the casket us to prove to people this is what v.a. is doing, forcing us in casket by putting pharmaceutical as number one only option, we fight for that access, that is what this demonstration does, fourth year in a row it is to just get people to get comfortable with being uncomfort able this is a very uncomfortable image. kennedy: they should see it and they should know the lives that have been cut short not only through overdose but also. suicide, and i think v.a. and federal government has done not enough in this area. and the fact that we could be on the brink of some true incredible medical discoveries, and scientists and researchers condition follow through -- those -- can't follow through on those studies because they are ill logically illegal substances, your last word, what do you look for next year?

>> to fight for access. that is the key. the next year we want to make sure that veteran are those who grow industrial hemp, we can bro vide a cbdvisit to thdbenefit t. and instead of pharmaceutical companies, that is how we can change lives. that is a real big deal for us, and that is the key for us, getting that access, making sure that veterans grow the medicine, for the veterans, through the v.a., then get access that we need so veterans go get pharmaceutical department see df the table. kennedy: right and have a different alternative for those who have fought for freedom they should have a freedom of choice. >> thank you. kennedy: coming up bombshell allegation by former u.n. ambassador, nikki haley. a resistant movie a movement agt president trump from inside of the bus white house, the panel

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♪ kennedy: there are no words, former u.n. ambassador nikki haley, banging the drum, now an author, she's to throw the book at sexy rexy tillerson and john kelly, saying, they were running their own resistance in white house, she refused to be -- shoulder their little lie. >> instead of saying that to me, they should have been saying that to the president. not asking me to join them on their side bar plan. it should have been go tell the to the what your differences are and quit if you don't like what he is doing, to undermine a president is really a very dangerous thing. and it goes against the constitution and it goes against what the american people want, it was offensive.

kennedy: i heard rex was making a constitution when he heard he was relieved of duty. he has yet to respond but john kelly came out swinging, issuing a state that read: >> halley's hot take sparked rumors she is auditioning for mike pence's spot on 2020 ticket. and president did nothing to silence that. by tweeting a plug for her new book. is nikki haley angling for a role in big white house or more stable like syria? party panel has returned. emily, kevin and matt. so, kevin, you. i think that whole thing is fascinating, if you are nikki haley and you wanted to fact track presidency -- fast track

presidency you would get in the vp slot. >> one key indicate or last tuesday was suburban white women, you want to win that in 2020 nikki haily is your gal, mike pence really does not bring anything to table. >> you watch your mouth. >> suburban women love mike pence. kennedy: they love mike pence, you take that back. >> i don't know,. kennedy: my mother loves mike pence. >> i think nikki haley would be a good one. as a democrat that would be scary on the ticket. >> she was a great never trump hope for a long time, safe us nikki haley. kennedy: she campaigned for little marco rube rubio and his little tiny beetle boot. >> she also -- here is why nikki

haily is a smart choice, she can -- the president's successes, she had a successful right-to-work state with a lot of manufacturing in south carolina. a great place to be from, an interesting family heritage, she can say, i am a nontraditional thinker without annoying drama. >> the problem with that in a crucial moment in south carolina with the confederate flag, a person who would stress decency. donald trump say -- it is not decenty from donald trump, she make a choice as many people are in so plan many places. >> he has done the best job in any of his administration of riding the trump rail, this is the third rail, it is electrified, she is only person in -- no one talks about ben carson, really no one talks about rick perry or bessy devos

or elaine chao or anyone still there, i know rick perry, god rift hirest his soul. >> he is still dancing. >> a great dancer. >> nikki haley has done best job saying here is why he is okay, but i am better, wink. >> she is not a sycophant, they think they have to be a sycophant to go on tv, give the trump, trump etters. that said, i don't think that. there yotrump campaign wants als of relitigating her come on -- >> with all drama, and impeachment it would be lyft off there are worries, everyone has said bad things about the president. >> i think that her nonsycophant senonsycophanty ends.

we should reporting that members of the cabinet were saying, this dude is crazy. we have to do something about it. kennedy: we can't lose sight of that, if they said that, they were two rational successful people in very different worlds. >> they are not -- the most outsider secretary of state in modern history. kennedy: too outside. >> oh, rex, i miss you, all right, amy klobuchar campaign rally are as crowded add a chick if la -- chick if chick-fil-a o. saying, pete buttigieg is only making debate because he is a man and has a wiener. >> the women on this stage, i am focusing on my fellow women senators, and myself, do i think

we would stand to that stage if we had experience he h no, i i don't know, maybe we're held to a different standard. kennedy: oh, put a cork in it. there are not arbitrary criteria used to fill up those detail stages woman. thesbroads! mayor pete, she saia female mayor from small town in indiana would do just as good as if she had his ideas. a fannie way of saying, sometimes not the arrow but -- okay an anyhow, i did that. is globe cele klobuchar making t or a fool of herself. >> i don't think this is necessary right now. >> sure go to the than. man. kennedy: emily you go last. >> and 78 cents on the dollar. >> hillary -- >> i think -- >> in office. >> this is as you said, a hail mary on klobuchar's part, she is

trying to stay relevant. kennedy: doing the tulsi gabbard, to mayor pete, why is she picking on mayor pete, he is lgbtq that say tough road to hoe . >> he needs the more moderate lane. kennedy: she is shaming him. >> sure, in her strategy mind set, not taking on joe biden, which she should to get voters, taking on pete buttigieg i don't know if that is a winning strategy. kennedy: i thought who hay saidf great, if there was a female combat veteran lesbian if indiana. >> i would thinking about staying on sideline supporting her. i am like coul, baller move. >> if there is a female, small town les lesbian mayor from ind.

she is higher than aoc. this is a joke, she said maybe there is a double stan order. standard. >> they are saying let's just have white guys. >> this is the most diverse field ever. >> 4 women, women of color, lgbtq folks. folks. >> who overshot expectations, there is quite woman senator, like glob globe golden klobuch e mayor of a nothing town a rando asian guy who throw out thousand dollar checks. kennedy: back too our points, bloomberg cannot enter. politics have eclipsed. there was not space for them. the cranky old white person

space has been taken up? he could not speak the crazy language it is -- i hate they said the same thing, they who are they are, i heard a lot said in january, you know people are not paying attention to elizabeth warren, kamala harris who are ash koch blu acomp bluee they are. >> she is running a great campaign, at least until a couple weeks ago. kennedy: until she could not figure out how to pay for her signature piece of legislation, emily, last word. >> kennedy, i am, fended yo offo to me because i am a woman. kennedy: you are too pretty. >> i can't disagree. kennedy: thank you so much. >> thank you. >> topical storm is next. gonna light it up! ♪ limu emu & doug and now for their service to the community, we present limu emu & doug

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