elizabeth: victor of eli, come back soon thank you for our service to our country. i'm elizabeth macdonald you been watching "the evening edit". that doesn't for us, thank you for watching. we hope you have a good evening. ♪. kennedy: canada, canada lost its marbles and freedom, that is sad. justin justin trudeau is accused of tyranny for the latest crackdown on the trucker protest against covid mandates, justin trudeau invoked emergencies act which the government power to break its own laws and times of war or public or emergencies. he made the announcement yesterday after spending hours with his team on his hair and makeup. >> the federal government has

invoked emergencies act to supplement territorial capacity to address the blockades and occupations. we are entering the third week of illegal blockades and disrupted the lives of too many canadians. here in our capital city, families and small businesses have been enduring a legal obstruction other neighborhoods. occupying streets, harassing people, breaking the law, this is about keeping canadian safe. kennedy: i hate him, and i hate his handsome hair. why he didn't mention, he is using his new power to freeze the truckers personal and bank accounts confiscate their rigs and throw them in jail for speaking out against his nonsensical arbitrary health orders but the prime minister says they are still allowed to

protest as long as they do it when, where and how he wants them to. >> we are not limiting people's freedom of speech, we are not limiting freedom of peaceful assembly. we are not preventing people from exercising their right to protest legally. we are reinforcing the principles, values and institutions that keep all canadians free. kennedy: he is so nauseating, he has to take their freedom in order to save their freedom. at least for canadian premier the equivalent estate governors call that dangerous overreach, the canadian civil liberty association normally a lapdog for justin trudeau said he setting canada's democracy. after two years of lockdown force masking and vaccine passport is there any democracy

left to threatening canada? let's get into it with mem panel former chop advisory board member jason meister the host of the progressive podcast former aide, senator chuck schumer. 2020 libertarian vice president located it, will he brought in 2024, say no more, once again, god bless his soul, i was devastated to hear about pj o'rourke, i will start with you jason, you called justin trudeau attributable fashion, i'm not going to factor, why do you sum him up like that? >> it is really simple if you think about it when american cities were burned to the ground by blm and antifa, the left call donald trump at two radical

fascist. when justin trudeau gets honked at he declares martial law and sees this truckers bank accounts without due process. these truckers are not a threat to the canadian citizenry, justin trudeau is the threat to the canadian citizenry, these truckers are holding candles and waving the canadian flag and singing the national anthem and asking for the government to treat them as equal participants in society, get rid of the mandates justin and the truckers will leave, that's all you have to do you to radical fascist. kennedy: he has taranto source arms, i believe that is true. why not set some of these people down and talk to them as the mayor of ottawa has done, sit them down and ask them why they are so upset, why does this mean so much to you?

>> i think they should meet with them but that said i'm concerned about the liberty of the businesses that are been suffering by the people blocking roads and commerce. including businesses of the united states of america, it's not surprising a former tripadvisor shutdown under biden. >> i did care about it and i called it out just as you did. but now you are for it because it hurts biden. that's the only reason anybody from a trump campaign would care about the truckers in canada. it hurts biden, their own union has disavowed and wanted trump to call martial law. >> they wanted to call on the blm. the truckers and kitted up -- i let you talk. >> he's not wearing lipstick. >> here's the deal, they like it because it hurts biden that is only reason that they like it, they don't care about anything else, they don't care about the liberty or the small business is

going under because there blocking major arteries or the homes whose peoples meals are being shut down because these people are stealing from them they only care about hurting biden. kennedy: the race is not sees, they do what her joe biden, that the only reason they're doing this, no other reason. [inaudible] kennedy: i'm really happy to hear that chris as well as justin trudeau and other progressives are acknowledging the shutdowns and lockdown that we experience for over a year working to bidding to homelessness, small businesses shutting down. they're very upset about order closings, the entire border was shut down for over a year. the reason that justin trudeau is invoking the emergencies act for the first time in canadian history is why i think it will feel, liberty proven the freedom convoy has proven the government power is not a real thing when a small irate minority of people

refuse to comply. especially in a country like canada which does not have a police state nearly the size of the u.s. and they refused to comply, the government cannot do anything about it. it remains to be seen if justin trudeau will stop them. if he does not stop them everybody that is watching, other protest groups people who comply with orders and mandates they think are stupid and useless even, criminals will look and see the government has no ability to stop this and said at the beginning justin trudeau said all options on the table. there is one option the end all of this immediately and that is indeed the mandate that should've been done from day one. kennedy: they're doing and countries around the world but not in canada. i doubt they will ever follow the science they are going to follow the authoritarianism. the supply chain, the man panel

will return later. the matrix i have demanded. now we go from canada to another authoritarian dictatorship, russia claims is pulling back troops from the ukraine border president putin said the media is fabricating reports that they plan to invade, president biden is not convinced. watch. >> we have not verified the russian military units are returning to their home bases. indeed, analysts indicate that there may very much in a new position with the president promised not to send the americans to fight ukraine our allies are prepared to respond, somehow. >> of russia tax ukraine, it will be met with overwhelming international condemnation. the world will not forget that russia chose needless death and destruction invading ukraine will prove to be a self-inflicted wound. the united states and our allies

and partners will respond decisively. kennedy: what could our response to an attack look like and would that be enough to send putin running back. with me now the u.s. conflict veteran in seattle morning host, it is brian suits. >> welcome back, thank you very much. kennedy: i was so sad to hear the news today in a credible writer who inspired so many libertarians and conservatives and got people interested in writing, expressing themselves, making fun of things in ways that have never thought of. his humor impressed upon an entire generation of people who did not realize they can think and laugh in that way. god rest his soul, thank you for that. your question is is there anything we can do to make him

run. no, there is not, the sanction proves as an economy he's rounded up his oligarchs and what are the most varied stories in the american media at the beginning of the winter olympics the russians announced a big natural gas deal with china because china will take all the natural gas and he will sell them and they have a digital wand, they have a currency that the u.s. cannot be in they will go directly to russia. he learned his lesson in 2014 when he used the same playbook on crimea, now it's the playbook at large. kennedy: they were hosting the lipid games. >> that was 2008 when he did georgia. kennedy: they hosted in 2014. >> you are right different invasion. what it is his lesson there for

2014 have cash on hand and prep the battlefield and if you watch russian tv and not see ukrainians perpetrating all kinds of atrocities. kennedy: he is a they are committing genocide therefore they are justified in the invasion. i don't think russia is going to invade. if they are not going to invade, what is this. >> they are going to invade, that is what it is. i told you last time, he does not want the ukrainian part of ukraine he wants to ethnic russians, the demographic time bomb that stalin picketed the 20s and 30s. he wants to advance to the river and probably change the government in kiev to more putin friendly like the old guy. how will it start, if i were president zelensky i would have a lot of people i trust rodney it might be hours away or days

away, this is not going to be a year-long work on month-long war, he knows that his objectives it is manpower is limited and he will get what he can take. kennedy: he cannot afford a protracted war they don't have the economy to support it. jacqui heinrich at fox news reported it will be electronic warfare and bobbing in kiev if that impact is happy. it is expensive to take over a country, they don't have the economy for that either. i think you're right about the ethnic russian part of the country. who gets to redraw the map. >> he does because he did in 2014 and 2008 and no repercussions that had a lasting impact. he'll have a referendum when the dust settles he'll do what he didn't crimea a referendum and guess what the 96% of residents in eastern ukraine will say that we did like being back in the russian federation. kennedy: and they love the new

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kennedy: prince andrew what an embarrassment. getting off scott free, that is not just because england owns scotland virginia giuffre woman who accused him of sexually assaulting her when she was 17 years old. she abruptly settled her civil suit out of court, today's announcement did not specify whether virginia giuffre will be paid off but it said he will make a donation to a victim's right charity. how big of him, prince injures said he regrets his association with jeffrey epstein who is also accused of wrongdoing, pedophilia and molestation by virginia, does this clear the

other epstein pattern? joining me tonight attorney and cohost on the fox news channel the one and only emily campagna, hello. >> i have been reading it is about $10 million he was supposed to sit for a deposition for the u.s. trial in just a few days or weeks. why did they settle? >> let's go back to the bill cosby trial, we understand no way that ended. at the time the reason criminal charges were brought against him because he testified under oath in deposition in a civil lawsuit to think that ended up being held against him that prosecutors used. the reason that was tossed out because they promised him we will not prosecute you for anything that you say but the same exposure exist with prince andrew. that is what he was trying to avoid, he has sung a different tune throughout this, he claims that he had nothing to do with her and he did not remember

meeting her he was completely innocent of everything and then he changed his tune he said i would cooperate with all the investigations and the usi people were pointed out we had to have the high court intervene to get you to respond to this and then he is trying to get out of it, numerous dispositions were judges admonished him and said if we don't get to the substance of this we will hold you in accountability, cut to when his motion to dismiss was denied in his deposition upcoming he settled with her and the victims charity undisclosed as of yet were unconfirmed notwithstanding what you are hearing in the report but otherwise he says she is a victim both of the public mistrust of the public item as well as orchestrated sexual trafficking of epstein and his

counterpart. kennedy: does that mean anyone else associated with jeffrey epstein has not been named to this point. do they have to write big checks and they can get away with the worst crimes imaginable? >> there is two issues, one he is not been involved in criminal liability for the u.s. attorney's office has refused to comment whether an ongoing investigation and that this does not have any impact on that, virginia giuffre's attorney said he will be held criminally liable, it is true true and unrelated on one handed the other hand one could argue, if there are complex legal things that keep them from reaching the criminal accountability then perhaps the settlements are the only way for victims to achieve a justice if only publicly it comes out or victims funds get an infusion or the publicly state what he did, graded he did not announce any type of responsibility but he did say i

recognize you are a victim and that is significant. but as you said you could argue scot-free it is not his money he is pain, every source of income from his public duty that no longer exist but it's not like his treasonous paycheck. >> about $15 million and once that sale is finalized he will give virginia giuffre reportedly her money, that is a big chunk of money. she has fought for years and years, not only against the legal system but very powerful men who have done whatever they can to silence these women and really maligned them as being crazy, money hungry desperate women. they deserve some kind of victory, i did not feel like ghislaine maxwell was enough but

i hope there's other people to pay a big price for the victims that they created over so many years. >> in the motion to dismiss this is are looking for another payday. she has gained so much money he called it senselessly through her other lawsuits and other means of selling photos and stories to magazines. they put her through the ringer, this is a woman vested up time and again, and did not back down in the face of what is a lot of power. i think there is a lot of discuss, i hold a lot of discuss for people like that that wield their power and that's why it's not hard to believe, they wield his power when someone comes out against him why is it hard to believe he wielded his power as she alleges the three different times in three different countries. kennedy: enter enter into an object, now she combined her own object. great to see you. happy tuesday. kennedy: coming up russia's fake olympic team cannot stop juicing up their athletes.

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kennedy: communist china made a joke of the game when they were granted the olympics by the corrupt aoc in the dirty russian team slipped one of their doped up athletes back into the competition 15-year-old russian skater kamila valieva is a phenomenal athlete and a wonderful skater, she tested positive for banned substance that improves stamina as she claims she accidentally took her grandpa's heart meds. her coach slipped her some super goofballs another tainted athlete doused to continue skating. what are the chances. our own figure skating darling

terry lapinski gold medalist said we have to remind ourselves she is just 15 years old but a positive drug test is a positive drug test, she cannot skate are equally decorated coanchor agreed saying if you can play fair you cannot play the russian team is as trashy as it gets they infiltrated their doping lab to swap out dirty samples with clean ones so russia would run the table with a hosted the 2014 game, since then they have been banned, disciplined and demoralized by the international sporting community the paralympics kick them out in 2016. here they are juicing up the kids, being young is not an excuse to advantage into your vein, i don't blame her entirely but she is not faultless and certainly above coming up with the excuse about swapping meds with grandpa, if your career in

future millions were on the line with every drug test, do you really think he would be gobbling pills willy-nilly? this should be disqualified and whatever shred of dignity and goodwill left in the limbic spring kick the girl out, began russia and the dirty coaches officials and athletes for perpetrating a disgusting system, if they cannot play fair, they cannot play. socket russia, that is the memo. the russian prodigy set to compete on thursday that is the metal skate but the ioc says there will be a metal ceremony if she podiums. if the commission digging themselves into a deeper hole with the call, the panel is back, jason meister, chris on his bike to win, i was really mad, i'm really mad about this, i do not like dirty olympics, if they get to choose, let them

juice and they have to play clean and they have to play clean. your thoughts jason? >> thank you kitty, russia has a history they juice up their kids. we've seen this in the past olympics. these are young children that are being exploited for lipid lsta sgusing asing g sgra they owehese cwehese a ln ant an an apo. apo.. squalisqr coa ces in ceshe is iis iis i i b they, ed fnn thelymp evesrr and at ithat mitionnn os.. e b di todili tot b ing, itg,oror to t to oththshatpetnd theirth l t tntirives ompe te wteebeb on a there ie no mistake, she had three drugs in her system, not

one. only one of them is banned by the olympics but the other two were performance-enhancing drugs, they were not on the list of ones that are banned by the in the pics, the excuse that it was griffin's medicine is ridiculous. kennedy: they are so used to lying. let's go to our excuses and pick something so we have an unfair advantages. richardson who had thc enter system which is not a performance-enhancing substance, she was not allowed to compete at the summer olympics last year - we does not make you faster. she was what are the most interesting athletes that would've been competing, she was wild and we would've loved to seen her and got to know her. i cannot stand that this is going on right now quite frankly. it drives me nuts, she is 15

years old and a 15-year-old daughter upstairs probably doing her homework she is not at the olympics, it is her problem and she should be disqualified this is what happened when there's no consequences russia is competing under the roc banner right now playing better music for the anthem and their athletes still get to compete there needs to be a real consequence for what happened there hasn't been none and we see more cheating by the russians. >> i cannot stand this, your thoughts, russia does not care? >> most of it has been said it is unfair to the other competitors to allow her to continue to compete. it is unfair to her because i'm not convinced it was her idea i think a bunch of adults let her into this. as unfair like shikari richardson which i only describe as a performance inhibitor, the rear time that i have ever dared take cannabis, the last thing i wanted to do was run.

and frankly if we are going to do juicing and were saying it's okay let's open a wide open, america will win that they genetically engineered michael phelps, america created matt hamilton who is the embodiment of the physical form. if we are going to start juicing all of our athletes can be the barry bond of the respective sport and could dominate and take over. >> i've argued that for a long time, a lot of the anti-doping, the people at other organizations there pretty corrupt and a lot of this is very arbitrary, by the way if a 15 euro cannot decide what they are putting in their body and if you are saying a 15-year-old has no idea and they are not responsible then they cannot compete on the grandest stage of all of sports. >> is probably a good idea.

kennedy: the most ridiculous excuse for the democrat city crime surge may be formula, causing people to steal like crazy, congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez. >> because we run away on substantive discussions about this, we don't want to say some things that are obvious like the child tax credit just ran out on december 31 yet now people are stealing baby formula. kennedy: louisville todd bags to, they have been doing it for quite a while even at the height of the child tax credit. the thieves rating luxury stores, they're doing it because they miss out on a credit on their tax return probably on the advice of their accountant does aoc believe this malarkey?

>> no i do not believe that she does it is a talking point that is ridiculous, she's good at the ridiculous talking points. the crime that is spiky to new york city as a direct result of bill reform, woke d.a. of courts releasing violent criminals back on the street after they committed atrocious crimes and violence. it is because we have a governor more focused on masking kitty gardeners and second graders for seven hours a day instead of focusing on the crime and we have a new mayor out there doing press conferences talking about new york city on plant-based diets, that is why we have a crime surge because liberalism and that's why we have the crime in new york city and has been what it is not baby formula, people have been stealing baby formula for years. i am sorry, that is a

non-sensible irrational correlation and that's why people to take her seriously. >> there is a lot of factors for crime increasing in new york city most of the crime is petty theft like baby formula and food from various stores around the city. bill reform has contributed to some of it but i would not blame it on bill reform but i doubt the criminals care who the d.a. is there still doing their crime but there needs to be something to address the problem in new york city is the quality of life that is affecting a lot of small businesses and it needs to be taken seriously. kennedy: is probably because we have not given criminals enough money. do you think there should be any limit to how the state should be and how much we give to those in need? >> i just want to give aoc credit for tying crime increasing to repealing a tax credit. any time someone ties less or

more taxes to crime i want to give them their due. one thing that conservatives tend to agree on a different ways, there is no problem that cannot be solved by giving more money and more power to government and we see that play out with crime for all the talk about defend the police or make reforms, now that crime is going up as a result of a lot of things have little to do with policing you have both sides calling for the things that government should have more money more power to do. we are in the midst right now of examples of what happens when government has more power in more control and more money, they don't use it against criminals or criminal aliens were drug gangs or anything else. they use it against you when you go to your school board and speak out. in new york city if the new york police were not spending so much time to make sure all 7 million new yorkers are up-to-date on

their booster every time they tried to go anywhere maybe they would have more time to devote to actual crimes. if we look at things like ending the war on guns so law-abiding people can defend themselves without having to call 911 and hope that the police show up in ending the war on drugs of people have addiction issues are not sent to jail where they become better and more violent criminals if we talk about ending the ridiculous restrictions that are put on the working poor that try to create businesses and do entrepreneurialism with the actual solutions that government has caused these problems to instead of giving the same government that created the problem the more power and more money then maybe we would get somewhere. i agree with aoc, lower taxes. kennedy: jason, chris and spike thank you for being a part. coming up those of you looking for love i have the bad news and new dating trend on the rise for all the wrong reasons, the big

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names that the washington commanders, i have not seen this many dogs on the field since the last jets game by dragging the dog toy into the in zone most of the players seem more interested in sniffing their opponents in zones. there we go. the game was going well until one of the puppies defecated on the field or as it's known in football and antonio brown, it was surprising because the worst part of playing with dogs you let your guard down, they will start pumping you against your will because allegedly that's just what dogs do. topic number two, a museum security guard under investigation for allegedly drawing eyeballs on a million-dollar pancake because

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