being in the country illegally even though he is a final order from the judge, let's get rid of immigration courts, too. >> tom homan, thank you. i'm elizabeth macdonald, you've been watching "the evening edit" on foxbusiness. that does it for us, thank you for watching. we hope you have a good evening and join us again tomorrow night. ♪♪ kennedy: white house plans for disinformation board going up in their faces like a cheap chinese pen. i wonder why that's so weird. maybe because americans don't want to put up with the partisan police. the better part of the week biden administration has been getting hammered left and right over plans for so-called disinformation government board. that sounds good. critics call it a nightmare but l.a. hundred mayorkas claims as they always did, it's to keep you safe, we are doing it for

you freedom loving kentucky senator rand paul asked him about just that. >> how do you propose you will have an office of disinformation governance if you see the problem in determining what is his information? >> senator, our work is not focused on disinformation at large. where we as a department opponent security become involved is when there's activity between disinformation and threats to the security of the homeland. kennedy: under other government agencies for threats? how do i know mayorkas is lying? there's also a problem over who's going to run the agency. the white house has named nina jankowicz fc information for qualification seems not existent. louisiana report and senator john kennedy, no relation ask

mayorkas about the wedding process. >> when the department picked her, was the department aware of her tik tok videos? >> senator -- >> they are quite precocious. >> senator, i was not aware of those videos. kennedy: , i was -- what a fart party. these videos are embarrassing to say the least. within nina jankowicz singing about disinformation to the tune of mary poppins. watch. ♪♪ it's quite ferocious ♪ ♪ information origins ♪ ♪ are slightly less atrocious ♪ ♪.

kennedy: the head of government agency, i'm embarrassed for her. she's filing a lawsuit named the president jen psaki, mayorkas, j? and others claiming the of administration is guilty of its own disinformation campaign against conservatives so where is this going? tonight party panel for cinco de mayo, fox news contributor retired marine sgt. an american hero, johnny joey jones. vaccination host abby, a fantastic player and author of how to become a federal criminal, we are all going to get there, then i is young. this is so exciting. senator paul went after ali hunter mayorkas, security secretary about respect for the american people and senator paul said i have more respect for the american people than you do because i trust they can figure out the truth for themselves. >> what's funny about this is rand paul being rand paul which you think the entire deal, rand paul and john kennedy but rand

paul says i've been telling people for months is ineffective, are you going to censor me because he responds back with no, what we mean is they might see fema giving away injections that have fentanyl so rand paul says you really don't think americans don't know the difference? you don't think americans have enough sense to tell between a facebook post that says you will get fentanyl injection instead of a vaccine and what actually is just information people argue over. kennedy: curious, this political climate, anything you don't like, anything that for your side is misinformation or disinformation. honestly, i don't know the difference between the two. they are so used interchangeably, that is problematic but who will decide what is when so much of this -- they act like the troops are objective, they are very subjective so who gets to decide? >> that was my first question, where does the information governance board to actually get

information? will you have a team of investigative journalists who know have no bias and find out every single answer? it is impossible. it's sad because when you look at the overall feeling about the government right now, i'm not saying all americans don't trust the government, they are part of the government -- i know. i feel there are part of the government people don't trust. you take doctor fauci, he's in charge of leading the coronavirus response yet and nbc news poll said 42% of americans don't trust what he says about the coronavirus and you're like okay, where am i supposed to go? he's also the highest paid employee in the federal government. i don't know where you go, maybe you come to the kennedy show. kennedy: we dismantle the minister of truth. that's what we have to do first. is that with a lawsuit between missouri and louisiana is aiming to do? are they aiming to say what this administration is doing in terms

of disinformation so they don't have the credibility to launch a ministry of truth? >> it out in front of it because it's early days, we are hearing about this for the first time the board is just being formed or finding out about the person who will lead this. the problem i have is look at every bureaucracy we have, every agency started out small, small enough and ended up with thousands, hundreds of thousands of ways to enforce their mandate. but i'm concerned about is they are saying they are going to flag disinformation and that's it. what i'm concerned about is they say we need your power to enforce our mandate, we need crimes to prosecute people we think are purveyors of misinformation and disinformation and that's when americans swept in because those of the people who get charged, the violation of whatever the organic statute is that creates the board. kennedy: went to they start working with the fbi and cia or the post office and cdc who are also -- they have surveillance

campaign against americans as it is. when does this board follow suit? i agree, i don't trust it. even when it starts small and they say this is for you, we got your best interest at heart, you don't have to worry about us. we are looking out for you. >> there is good news because if you watched mayorkas answer question, they don't know what they are doing. they don't know what the board is going to be, they don't know how it will work for will authority it will work under. it might be more of a redmeat for those freaking out over twitter than actually something they will stand up and institute. kennedy: they tried to say this started under the trump administration. why are we hearing about it now a week after elon musk says he's going to buy twitter? everyone is freaking out, it will just be filled with disinformation, content moderation.

don't worry, the federal government will step in and spy on you. >> president trump white supremacist, that's not disinformation? that's all over twitter. kennedy: and he's the color of a chito and that is also disinformation. in los angeles, the thing that district attorney george gascon, one step closer to another recall. he's been slammed his soft on crime policies which have led to serious criminals released earlier. organizers have selected 400,000 signatures, 70% of the needed names, l.a. county sheriff said is high time gas cone it's the road, [bleep] >> historical moment for this experiment with das who don't do their job. i think the country has had enough, they want to see basic law and order he instituted everywhere. kennedy: if you need more proof he needs to go, remember the guy charged dave chapelle with a fake gun that was embedded with

a real knife? that attacker is getting a misdemeanor. does somebody have to die before das realize their policies don't work? abby, i am all for criminal justice reform and i'm all for not locking up people who haven't committed serious crimes but people who do commit serious crimes and do that repeatedly, they are skating, they are criminals celebrating das like george gascon. >> i'm glad you brought that up because i don't know if you heard the audio acquired from jail of a gang member saying i'm going to get gascon name tattooed on my face and he's pretty much my savior, that's what he's saying because he's taking away the gang-related charges. if you look at the overall amount of crime having in los angeles, already on track for the most killings in 15 years, more than last year.

ninety-seven killings at the end of last year already on track to be that. that's why so many people are coming up against gascon. if you watch it unfold, you wonder why he's not been recalled yet. kennedy: shootings and homicides are up, violent crime is up. it's all up in california. is there a correlation between defined police, bail reform? there are areas as you know, as a defense attorney and i believe you work as a prosecutor as wel- >> i've never worked as a prosecutor. kennedy: well, the night is young. [laughter] >> you've asked me to play one on tv. kennedy: but you have all of these people who are let free because of people like this, is there a better way when you look at the correlation between law enforcement and forcing laws on the book and crimes spiking,

what can you take from this? >> your looking at the sheriff in this county whose totally, prosecutors lost the support of the sheriff so when you're a prosecutor and you are responsible for bringing the cases to trial and get convictions and lost the support of the person who will bring the cases to you, it's a problem but in terms of correlation, we have a problem in the country of overcharging. cases in which people are over charged with serious crimes and people say it doesn't correlate to a lower crime rate and that's true sometimes but there's also something under charging and that's happening here or you have easy cases that are not hard cases, not difficult cases with facts are clear, there is an active decision to under charge those people, that will have a correlation and if you have people in prison saying i can do what i want because of this law enforcement than the message is sending a promotion of crime. kennedy: and the pendulum will swing in the opposite direction.

whatever george gascon and mike schmidt and other liberal das, progressives, not just liberal progressive das in the big cities, whatever their aim is, it's going to be the opposite direction because people see high-profile cases and realize violent criminals are not being charged appropriately and they will vote them out. >> absolutely and therefore hundred thousand votes, 566,000, 10% of the county, l.a. county has almost 6 million people, that might be the first problem. go to the desert and live on your own for a while. anyway, we talk about common corruption in the idea the federal government needs to get out of our lives. that's a pretty common thing around here. the most corruption in your life isn't local government but always comes into pop culture is the sheriff who pulls his build up over his belly and bust your taillight out. the other side which is what we are talking about right now, the people in charge or charged with

keeping you and your community safe on doing it and they are doing it and that's what this is. i don't know why, truly they believe in these calls or if they have been paid off, i don't know i don't live out there and i will not ever the people who live there you to take charge of their lives again. at the local government level because they deserve better. you said somebody has to die, some people have and that is the problem. kennedy: a lot of women have been sexually assaulted in homeless camps. where other advocates? i've talked to a lot of people in l.a., i lived there most of my life and i have a lot of friends forcing i'm a democrat or liberal and the can't stand this. >> we talk about things like war on drugs and the border. if fentanyl is killing people, it's probably killing people and l.a. county. so don't let people run rampant with no fear of consequence and i'm not just honing in, the

worst thing about most drugs, they have to be around to get them because they are illegal. kennedy: and you don't know what's in them. >> don't tell them you're not 20 charge them with gang-related stature because you are no longer doing that in your office anymore. use the tools you have at hand to take that guys off the street and if you want to send them to a halfway house, that's one thing but to under charge them and that be the methods, that's a big mistake. kennedy: yes and they are undermining overall criminal justice reform, the detriment of society. his name was rico, he wore a diamond. >> the sons of anarchy. kennedy: that's all right. [laughter] if you get arrested, call mike. coming up, kennedys court. we are going to play that in just a little bit less the dow tumbling interest rate, climbing and the job market is a mess.

who will president biden blame this time? the supreme court, you, the easter bunny? brian brenberg in studio next. ♪♪

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someone called a cleanup crew, the market rms, the dow has seen the worst to drop and over the last year end a half. more than 1000-point, nasdaq and s&p 500 all taking after the fed raised interest rates by a half-point so is there reason to panic get? he with me now, fox news contributor and professor of business and economic king's college here in manhattan, brian brenberg. what is spooking the market? >> this is a problem, the fed is riley messing things up, they have for the last year, here's what happened yesterday. they come out and raise interest rates but they say, we think we can beat the inflation. what does the market do? it goes crazy, because of 900 points. today we get data, productivity tank. the cost producing has gone way

up, online sales are shrinking, gas prices going up. we got reality today, the fed rosy picture yesterday and the market hated it because you can see it, the fed is not serious. kennedy: why are the stocks taking the worst of it? if you got the supply chain and physical aspects of our economy slow down and difficult to get and therefore more expensive, why do we see it in the nasdaq and digital retailers? >> what happened today is these stock names type reported earnings but they said we are not optimistic about the future, we think prospects are dimming plus the interest rate moving up, it hurt the stocks because their value is based on potential future earnings when interest rates rise, it makes present value, we are getting technical here, smaller to rising interest rates are problem but the bigger problem

is consumers are starting to get tired. you've heard the administration, you've heard the fed say we have strong consumer. like a mantra, it's a religious incantation they are changing and the truth is you have two things going on. disposable incomes going down, prices going up. that consumer will not stay strong if those realities stand. kennedy: so tell me how the job market fits in with all of that. you've got a lot of places desperate to find workers, low unemployment, wages are going up so how does that interact with disposable income and prices? >> here's the problem, businesses still can't get enough workers which means they are not as productive, everything they are making they are paying more to do it so there emerges are shrinking, it's still a huge problem and

that will drive inflation because to get somebody to come into work, they have to pay so much money, it's hard to do that and eventually that takes over as a reason you see inflation going up, a wage price spiral they talk about everybody's expectations, i've got to get a higher salary to do this job. that's a big driver going forward of inflation and again the administration and federal reserve i think are foolishly discounting how much it will matter in the weeks and months ahead. they are counting on the strong consumer but it says even with way changing i'm still not enough to keep up. kennedy: playing two people start reporting what they have in saving the money and when does that have an effect on the economy where it pushes, like that's the final straw? >> i think we're getting pretty close to that my read is to have

a country dying to get out and i think the summertime you will see a lot of travel and that will buoy things a bit, people living on credit because of disposable income going down. kennedy: especially younger generation. >> but wait until we get to the latter part of this year, summer bump is gone. people are looking at the fact that the paycheck is not keeping up with prices, they are starting to get nervous about that. that's where i see the second half of the year getting potentially dicey plus add this on top. food prices are going through the roof and fuel prices are not going down. those two things will linger throughout the year and keep eating away at people. kennedy: if people are living on credit, they are having fun in the summer and fall comes in the the holidays, if they don't have money to buy people presence, but also has a big impact on the economy, small businesses waiting for that. >> and my fear again, the fed

and the white house are ignoring fuel and food. every time we get inflation numbers, they strip them out and look at the core numbers but it's such a mistake because it's food and fuel that matters more than anything else. we talk about diesel prices, they are through the roof. everything you want to buy, a truck powered by diesel. kennedy: absolutely right. >> we have a fed taking his hand off the wheel, i'm afraid it will take his hand off the wheels when it needs both on and this inflation could linger. kennedy: what happens to the economy? >> you get potential problem areas. i think housing will be of real problem. the market still. kennedy: afford loans. >> if the market is hot, people are saying i have to buy before rates go up but by the end of the year you will see mortgage rates above six, nearing 7%.

long-term is not a big deal but in december there were 3%. that market starts to have problems, it's a wealth effect. people look at their house value and it causes them to buy, if they think it's shutting down a little bit, the strong consumer, one more reason they get week. kennedy: brian brenberg strong as ever, thank you, my dear. solving all the problems in the world. amber heard continuing her testimony against ex-husband johnny depp but the accusations are getting a lot more serious. is it still just a case of he said she says or does her testimony change the case? we'll discuss with attorney, he's giving you the whole appetizer, mike chase. ♪♪ in which reminds me,

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♪♪ kennedy: i love cake. almost gluten-free. another twist in johnny depp's $18 million defamation lawsuit against his ex-wife amber heard, amber taking the stand again today claiming she was physically abused throughout the relationship and she's also claiming he was wildly jealous after she films a romantic movie scene with actor james franco. >> we get back to the hotel room and johnny shoves me and grabs me by the collarbone, he threw a bottle at me, it missed me but broke the chandelier. at some time he whacks me in the face. he hated, hated james franco. he got so angry at me, he slapped me across the face. he's crying saying no would have ever embarrassed him like that.

kennedy: i don't know, he dated winona ryder, i bet -- according to amber, physical abuse was an open secret in johnny's inner circle. >> he just kicked me in the back. i was on the floor and i just felt like i was looking at the floor of the plane for what felt like a long time. i thought to myself i don't know what to do, i can't believe, did he just kicked me? no one said or did anything. kennedy: her claims come after johnny depp testified that she was the abuser so who has the upper hand? now with a jury, back with me, attorney mike chase, what are you doing here? his legal team has been objecting to the testimony but

didn't make a lot of objections to her testimony today, why? >> i watched her testimony and it felt a lot like a monologue, an acting monologue you might do in a meisner class or something. if i'm the trial lawyer, i want to ask good questions, if i'm her lawyer, i'm not letting her go off on these monologues because it looks like acting. if i'm the other lawyer and i think it's not coming in very well and she's losing credibility, i'm just going to let her continue and that's i think what the lawyers were doing. there were few objections but they just let her look fake. kennedy: so what will they do? >> on cross, i think she will have issues with when she's spinning the yarn, talking for lengthy periods of time, she may be losing sight of the fact she might be contradicting herself or facts that are already in the record like her own drug use, her own history. don't forget, she's probably ignoring the fact that she's on tape talking about having it

johnny depp in a more candid moment, a very emotional moment, she didn't sound like she sounded on the stand here. if i am cross-examining her, i will be meticulous and ask target close and russians walking to her inconsistencies because credibility is everything in this case. kennedy: how do you demonstrate his attorney that she is being disingenuous and how to break connection between her and the jury? >> right now i don't think she's connecting well with the jury. we are watching this on tv, they are close to her, they've been in the room with her and watched, not only watched her testify, they been watching her watch others testify. she was not terribly emotional when this other testimony was coming in. i think you've let her break her connection with the jury. in order to disconnect her further, what you do is establish she spent all of this precious jury time lying to them and you do it meticulously with

simple statements of fact. she said she knows you can never hit somebody but they have her on tape saying she did hit him. she said she did not use drugs. they have records saying she did. you just walk through each one of those things and show the jury they've been lied to. kennedy: these are awful allegations she's making and it's like when you hear this, it is disgusting, reprehensible so to either of them have the upper hand? >> in the court of public opinion i think folks are trying to pick who they like better, johnny has been redeemed or she's the villain here. if you are a jury, i think you maybe will give up on both of them and say this is a mutually toxic relationship, they are both doctors so their credibility hinges on the fact that i may be watching a performance from both of them. i think at the end of the day a jury watching this may say i

can't award anybody 50 million. kennedy: do they have to award one of them asked. >> they don't and they can reject both claims and say i find nobody . kennedy: -- i'm sorry. trying so hard. sorry, i didn't mean to be distracting. [laughter] my allergies to courtroom proceedings. >> the allegations are nothing to sneeze at. [laughter] sorry. kennedy: clearly they are. but if i were a juror, i would say they are actors and like to people for a living. you want me to feel bad for you because you were pooping in your 7000-dollar bed having just arrived on your private jet from your movie set making out with other actors? don't feel that. >> one thing people don't realize, i've taught trial practice, bed pooping is the most sympathetic testimony you could say. that's not true.

the objects are terrible for a jury because there are a lot of messy divorces, they happen every day and don't litigate defamation cases for tens of millions of dollars. kennedy: or defecation cases. >> it's a defecation case and that's what is. kennedy: that's what they should both be suing for. your brilliant, we are bringing you back kennedys court, it is game night. we have a whole new match, crazy crime stories. the best attorney in the studio. we will defend kennedys court in moment, stay with us. ♪♪

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headlines, mike chase will play defense attorney and try to get the hoods off the hook. other panelist, joey, johnny -- jones. [laughter] game night ringer kat timpf, let the jury decide if the suspect is guilty or not and judge, i will deliver final verdict, are you ready to get started? >> so i can't win? kennedy: you will win a margarita. >> i like making others lose. >> when justice is done, everybody went. kennedy: i will have to write a home up card with my regina, so sweet. [laughter] here's your first crime story. i think time because they ran out of chicken sandwiches, a man sued popeyes for $5000 after he drove several popeyes locations in search of the location, he accused them for false advertising promoting the sandwich online and claimed the car was damaged during the search. is he guilty or innocent?

mike chase, how you defend this person? >> this is not my standardbearer, he's suing popeyes. kennedy: he didn't run his car into popeyes. >> whether popeyes is guilty of a crime is a different question but here i think popeyes should be liable because these purveyors of the fried chicken sandwich war, we saw people stabbed and if you read the complaint from my client in this case, he went on craigslist and tried to pay $24 for a black market popeyes chicken sandwich so i think there is the tobacco industry, people are getting killed, i think he wins his case. kennedy: kat? >> this is my area of expertise because i used to work at boston market and -- this happened. we ran out of chicken because our -- they would come to work on like molly which i don't understand. kennedy: then you wouldn't feel the chicken leg --

>> he didn't carve any up, i was a cashier so i had to explain to everyone we didn't have chicken and people were mad at me like i came to work on molly. no . kennedy: you came to work with molly. >> i would say no, you can't sue because i didn't think of it so because i didn't think of it, i don't want this person to win. >> popeyes doesn't have the monopoly on chicken so i don't think there's any case because the man could have gotten the chicken tenders to any number of case like maybe chick-fil-a, get an actual . kennedy: not on sunday. >> yes, your honor, it happened on sunday. kennedy: there you go, guilty as charged. here's our next crime. man sues uber for $48 million for ruining his marriage. the businessman claimed he logged onto his twitter account on his wife's phone one time and block out but he claims there is a glitch, who were continued to send notifications to his wife's phone about his tricks.

one caused her to divorce him. how do you defend that? >> i'm defending it, i will defend uber. it's a simple defense. there's no way this guy is entitled $48 million for ruining his marriage because there is no marriage worth $48 million. >> is he allowed to do that? he just takes what side? kennedy: i mean, he is mike chase. >> a bigger retainer. >> i never had a retainer. kennedy: i had invisible line for a while. >> the marine corps can't. kennedy: at boot camp, they can feel it. >> i'm a lawyer, not an orthodontist. kennedy: >> i just want to know where he went to ruin his marriage. >> did he taken uber to belize? we met even if you take it to

another woman's house, you can kind of hide that. a location destination like for fauci. kennedy: we were planning your surprise party, we love you. >> needed better advice. kennedy: i am siding with uber, no worse $48 million and if there is a $48 million marriage, i like to be there. man charged with interval he opened an emergency door and jumping out on the tarmac, luis victoria domingues told police he was coming down from a multi- day crystal meth binge as his flight from l.a. to salt lake city, he panicking thinking he got on the wrong flight, he didn't and he jumped out the emergency exit and broke his leg on the runway. >> my client is not guilty because this is the problem with the post 9/11 aircraft. used to not have to come down

from your crystal meth hi when you are flying. if you are on a good airline, you give crystal meth, hot towel, crystal meth. my client is just dealing with current state of air travel, not his fault. >> i agree his rights were violated and that's why i have wanted to launch my own airline where whatever you're doing is fine. kennedy: and the airline -- >> i don't know, it's not going to be near as exciting as my airline. >> who is suing who? kennedy: the man charged with a crime. who among us? neck when would because what is the alternative? kennedy: it wasn't a bomb in iraq it was actually -- >> crystal meth binge. hit the red wire and blue wire and the next thing you know. if you go 30,000 feet in the air, i want to know if he's

getting off the plane before we get there. he did them a favor letting them in on the fact that he might have done this. kennedy: not guilty, absolutely right. >> sorry that happened to you, buddy. kennedy: a man taking bear cubs from their den, 29-year-old colby dillon called wildlife officials after realizing he wasn't able to care for the bears he stole from the wild. he lied to authorities and claimed he found them on the highway his story unraveled. he is obstructing a peace officer. >> he's exercising his second amendment right to bear arms, forearms but in the words of someone who said there's no such thing as nonconsensual relations with a whale because if a whale let you have relations with it, it consented. i think the same is true with bears. you don't steal bears and take them home, they go with you. kennedy: five seconds. >> he should have asked for a lawyer. >> their babies. kennedy: i think the guy is off the hook. >> of course the guy thought he

could take care of them, a man thinks he can do anything. kennedy: well done and topical storm is next. ♪♪ in his i earn 5% cash back on travel purchased through chase with chase freedom unlimited. i earn 5% on our cabin. hello cashback! hello, kevin hart! earn big time with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours.

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i didn't dabble out, hold on. there we go. a new report claims the white house correspondent dinner with the covid super spreader event, it was super. they took a long time to tell because brain fog, side effects of watching trevor noah. basking in the bore of a crowd and this is topical storm, topic number one. atlantic flight from london to new york had to turn back after 40 minutes when the pilot learned his copilot wasn't fully trained. now you tell me. the worst pilot episode since how i met your father, the flight was flying over the coast of ireland when it abruptly returned home without saying why. also known as an irish goodbye. it turns out it was called back because the copilot had not passed his final assessment test. i think one giveaway was when he asked why the wings were

laughing. he kept trying to play space invaders on the radar screen. the biggest clue that he was inexperienced was when he got on the intercom and asked, does everyone have enough legroom back there? he apologized for his mistake in the copilot has been transferred to captains job on spirit airlines. well done. topic number two. thirsty thursday. cinco de mayo. you got more reasons to drink and amber heard housekeeper. it turns out the british, they are way ahead, our survey shows one in ten people in the uk say piña colada's count as fruit. hear ye, hear you, well done. they think it counts as a sport. no, no, no. he believed the pros and drinks coconut flavor combined with coconut are daily serving of fruit. they also get their fill of meat

from moscow mules and the looks of the teeth, it looks like airbrushing with it, too. the truth is, they been drinking heavily since they switched to long island iced tea. the palace has been known for beefeater's. i can't blame the brits. i want to be drunk, to. topic number three. a darker side of thursday thursday, sometimes when you overdo it, you can land in a trap. that's what happened to 26-year-old, a woman in maine when she drove drunk and made a wrong turn into a police station she literally turned herself in after crashing into the department garage, she tried to escape driving down a set of stairs and ironically, she's been ordered to take a different set of 12 steps. the woman claimed she was only following her gbs, i didn't want

to do it, he told me too. that's what you get when you're reading apple mass and using piña colada mass instead, she was issued a summons for driving under the influence an application to become a pilot for spirit airlines. well done. topic number four. no directions, it's time for viewer mail. army that starts off with at kennedynation, i want my money back from your only fansite. you can't handle the foot brownies? that's not my fault. dave writes in, at kennedynation listening to you for an hour makes my ears ring, too much to handle. dave, dave, dave, he's taking a handful of pills. at kennedynation, there's something seriously wrong with you. matthew, how original, where did you get that from, my psychiatrist or human resources person or my mom? was the end the night with at

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