what is your message you want to deliver to congress? >> we've got to get the supply production and demand reduction, harm reduction people talking to one another and not at one another in working together to develop a new response to what's a new problem. elizabeth: you are doing a service to our country you and your wife, we appreciate you. i'm elizabeth macdonald, you've been watching "the evening edit" on foxbusiness, we hope you have a good evening and join us again tomorrow night. ♪♪ kennedy: hello to say, breaking news tonight. we are hours from what could be the beginning of the end of the progressivism poisoning criminal justice system across the land. a potentially massive political earthquake in california, three hours before close and recall election san francisco's liberal district attorney chesa boudin, a once beautiful city into a crime-ridden cesspool. good job, chesa.

crime is up like crazy this year, vehicle break-ins of two 100%. larceny up 24%. grand larceny, i don't, i love it together. yesterday a reporter asked district attorney interesting questions about his potential future in office. >> will you operate any different? >> i think people have issues with the challenge we face during the pandemic and history of criminal justice. kennedy: great, so he do, nothing new. i'm not surprised. his parents remember the underground essentially domestic terrorists who went to prison for their part in a deadly car robbery. while i'm not naming him, the apple didn't fall far from the radical tree.

know what i'm saying? san francisco, not alone. los angeles held hostage by progressives, homelessness is rampant in l.a., homicides of 34%. robberies up 18%, assaults of 19%. primary voters taking first steps to pick a new mayor. there's no question other issues are coming into play, the economy, inflation, gas prices in the country where people drive everywhere but this year golden state voters say crime is the number one issue so are we witnessing the death of the progressive movement on the west coast? tonight party panel, the host of the gary and shannon show a.m. 640 los angeles, gary hoffmann is here. democrat strategist and former biden campaign surrogate who puts the pride and every one of my most, kevin walling. >> you've got to believe it. kennedy: delivery activist olivia rhonda, she's having

technical issues. we love her desperately but right now, we will stick with the man panel, the way i like it on prom night. gary, you live in california so let me ask you this, of the two das having a tough time right now, one definitely piecing recalls tonight, the other potentially one or both of them go? >> i think it's certain chesa boudin will be recalled tonight. i'm less certain about george gas grown in los angeles county, the recall effort here still has a couple of weeks left and they got tens of thousands of signatures left together, i think there at half a million, they need by 66000 verified signatures but it's one of those things that astounded me having lived in california most of my life that we continue to do the same things here specifically over the last 20 years. we've continued to vote in almost entirely democratic states of politicians in the

statewide offices from governor down through controller and in our biggest cities, san francisco, san jose, san diego a lot of times, los angeles we continue to have democratically dominated city councils, mayors offices and etc. the problems have consistently gotten worse. i don't know who it was show, it's one thing to say you can say the environment, the economy, you can say drugs are stronger than they were before, whatever excuse you have if you continue to do the same thing speaking to the electorate in california, you continue to do the same thing, you continue to see the same result. we already have way too many homeless people throughout the cap state of california throughout los angeles county, throughout the city of los angeles on my way to work, i passed no fewer than 100 tenths of homeless people on top of the many homes set up by the city in

different places around the city to get these people off the streets and to try to at least curb what's become an open air drug market for so many people. kennedy: let's be honest with the audience, you live in downtown l.a. and attend which i think is brave of you. [laughter] you live. >> let me say, i live in the rai showroom in north hollywood so i don't have to live outside in a tent, i can live inside. >> it's got great lighting and there it looks like, gary. [laughter] kennedy: kevin, i know we have made contact with olivia, wherever she is but kevin, are these das, are they out of step with the democrat party or is everyone in your party now is nuts? >> i think they are clearly out

of step with the majority voters in their cities respectively. the city has two basic functions in terms of providing health and safety to its residents and clearly these two beautiful wonderful cities i know you love l.a., kennedy, you spent a lot of time there are hurting, hurting from gary's points in terms of homelessness on the street and rise in crime and these city governments need to get their act together when it comes to these issues, i'm hopeful they will take billions of dollars in the american rescue plan passed by democrats and the president to refocus resources toward community policing and resources for homeless and getting these folks off the streets, something both karen bass and rick caruso are campaigning on in terms of seeing both candidates boosting for police. karen bass pushing for police, that's where middle voters are not just my party but those cities. kennedy: karen bass, for people who don't remember who olivia is, she was talked about as a potential vp candidate for then

candidate biden, she obviously gets the nod that went to california kamala harris, do you like rick caruso? is interesting because celebrities think they can influence elections so steven spielberg and jj abrams endorsed karen bass but kim kardashian and when it endorsed rick caruso, who do you like in the mayor race? >> so does snoop dogg i believe. i'm definitely pro caruso. i don't tend to trust any celebrity billionaire, what have you because these people get paid to influence us sway us and get us into ports and they make money for it so i can't say i trust them a lot but anything would be better than karen,

anything. i'm sorry, i have to say the democrat policies are not working in l.a., i'm here now. i have a different background but i'm here in l.a. and i can say i've seen this for myself, i've seen the drugs and homelessness in crime, i'm seeing $7 gas plus $7 and l.a. right now, i want different leadership. kennedy: i like the powell state village, thank you rick caruso. the panel will stick around with much more for them later in the show, homelessness primary stage. his a lovely neighborhood in los angeles, what influence their vote for mayor. >> i think the current situation with crime and the homeless situation is a big factor. we have to take into consideration what's going on with our local situation. >> the homeless issue because we are in venice and it's everywhere. it's worse than it used to be.

>> we have one of the greatest cities in the country. elizabeth: . kennedy: that's what i love, no matter how bad it is, they still believe in the city, they still believe in what always been great is still there but it takes the right leadership to cultivate that again. the primary election comes days after we got this video of a teen driving under the influence hitting a woman and her baby driving the wrong way down an l.a. in venice, george gas grown faced criticism for sending the teen driver to a juvenile summer camp instead of giving a harsher sentence like he deserves. he spiked her drink a couple years ago. the mom says the d.a. values the life of the driver more than her and her baby. unfortunately gas grown is not on the ballot but he may face a

recall election as soon as gary hoffmann was alluding to. still the chance to elect officials that can make a change. will tough on crime candidates went out tonight in california? draining l.a. county sheriff alex villanueva, he's up for reelection. you are facing pretty stiff competition as well, welcome back to the show, sheriff. >> thank you, how are you doing? kennedy: it's interesting to watch because right now in terms of the fight for the soul of l.a., it's between you and george gas grown, you welcome the fight? >> i look forward to it. i think this is about the political establishment, failed policies and the surrounding themselves with failed occupying office or the ones who recruited to run against me to continue those failed policy. they cannot admit when they are wrong, let's check it out and come together as a community. no, it's doubling down on savior

insisting that is the way forward. kennedy: hugh had a hard time, you and your department i was lucky enough to do a fly along in one of the l.a. county helicopters and two of your deputies incredibly showed the homeless landscape out of l.a. county and it's unbelievable. it's like lacrimal, as soon as you clear up an encampment, another one pops up and the mayor of l.a. is not on your side, eric garcetti has not even acknowledged homelessness is a municipal problem so how are you pushing back against critics who say you've been heavy-handed and have not appropriately taken on brutality within your department and that's why you are facing six challengers? >> i'm facing eight challengers because of the establishment recruiting them to run against me specifically. they do not want to

independently elect a sheriff, i'm focusing on homelessness, violent crime. what matters to the community just as you are talking about. they want everyone to look the other way and claim brutality. what evidence do they have? they don't have anything. a large organization is hours like nypd, lapd, there will be issues that need addressed, issues of excessive force which we are holding people accountable, prosecuting where need to be prosecuted and terminating people who need to be terminated and that is it. people claiming we are condoning anything wrong, they are flat out wrong. they've got a false narrative going and they know it because it's all about the distract the voter away from the homeless crisis and violent crime. it won't be solved by defunding sheriff's office. kennedy: karen bass or rick caruso? >> definitely caruso or bass, she represents everything that is wrong for this status flow right now and she wants to double down on the status quo.

kennedy: she says she wants to fund more law enforcement in southern california, i'll believe that when i see it but she's part of the model party democrat california establishment that failed, they don't offer solutions. would you like to work with rick caruso if you win your elections tonight? >> i need to work with whoever wins and i'm excited to work with someone who's going to support law enforcement, calls for funding instead of defunding law enforcement and work together and collaboratively because we have to tackle the homeless crisis, we cannot be the magnet for entire nations homeless and all these platitudes from the status quo and bass herself sounds the same, they can't even admit we become the entire nations homeless, they have no solution for dynamic problem.

kennedy: they don't and your department has talked about having to work mental health services and other departments having better communication, you have been blocked from so many resources, the l.a. county board of supervisors considered to be the most powerful political body in the country, sheriff alex villanueva, we will be watching your race, thank you for coming on. >> thank you all. kennedy: coming up, is that kamala harris finally doing something on the border crisis? will her cash giveaway actually fix our broken system? the one and only guy benson in studio, he's got that next. ♪♪

dad! a dinosaur! it's just a movie. no dad, a real dinosaur! show doorbell camera. the new xfinity video doorbell works with your xfinity home system for real-time alerts no matter what's at the door. get off the car... it's a lease! jurassic world dominion, in theaters june 10th. rule your home security with xfinity home. as a business owner, your bottom line is always top of mind. so start saving by switching to the mobile service designed for small business: comcast business mobile. flexible data plans mean you can get unlimited data or pay by the gig. all on the most reliable 5g network. with no line activation fees or term contracts... saving you up to $500 a year. and it's only available to comcast business internet customers. so boost your bottom line by switching today. comcast business. powering possibilities.™

vice president knock knock knock kamala harris. that's my impression of her. you thought she was on the show, she's not. she's dusting off her title as border czar in case your forgetting which was tasked with, almost $2 billion in private sector investments to address root causes of

immigration from countries like el salvador, guatemala and honduras. it does nothing to address the crisis at our southern border as we speak. a caravan of thousands of central americans making the dangerous trek north because they think the doors are wide open because president and vice president are doing their jobs. vice president unserious and when will congress wake up and do their job to fix our immigration system? with me now townhall.com political editor and host of the guide doesn't show, it is guy benson. hi, guy. >> i can't hear you, my eardrums exploded by your impression, what did you say? you mentioned kamala harris and everything went dark. [laughter] kennedy: she does extinguish light from an issue because of her hand handedness and un- seriousness. she wants companies to invest hundreds of millions of dollars

into part of the world desperately needing fauci's and economic success but how do we know the money isn't going to go to run the country? >> we don't then we would need robust protections to make sure the money was spent where it meant to be spent. i almost forgot she had this title. what has she done at all on the border aside from the box ticking exercise when she went to a not bad place on the border? kennedy: el paso, so dangerous, are we done? >> forty minutes and gone. seen it, been there, thank you, it's fine. i think it vacuums there might be something to the idea of root causes and trying to help certain countries and it's so far down on the list of real causes of the crisis is almost a slap in the face for her to pop her head up on this to pursue this particular policy as opposed to any of the much more

urgent pressing problems which have to do with enforcement and u.s. sovereignty. kennedy: why does she have such a hard time prioritizing things? she wants to go to for her was low hanging fruit. we are going to do women's empowerment in el salvador and there's going to be like amazing, you guys. but it doesn't address the crush of people sending their kids 2300 adolescents and children by themselves in this migrant caravan not to mention border facilities not prepared to handle the influx. don't have enough judges, don't have enough cbp officers. >> why does she keep going with this, you ask?

this was their story from the beginning so they will stick to it. their talking points as the crisis ramped up was root causes, root causes, root causes and they are too arrogant and too politically paralyzed to pivot from that because that would be admission they are wrong and force them to do something their base will allow them to which is part of the problem. if she actually spent time at the border, the people in charge down there which i did recently, i was down there for days with the texas dps. kennedy: i was surprised. >> i talked to those officials and they scoffed not really but they scoff at this root causes idea because they said when the last x number of months during this administration they've tallied illegal migrants they apprehended at the border from more than 150 countries. you aren't going to root cause your way out of 150 flawed nations around the world, is not doable. i get it focusing on a few northern triangle places maybe but until the magnet is turned off, until incentive structure is completely changed none of the window dressing is going to work, massive waste of money and

the problem will continue if not deepen. kennedy: are you surprised of the relationship between the u.s. president is worse with president biden than it was with president trump? >> to some extent because they are both men of the left and biden at least says the things you would think a lot of people south of the border might want to hear but maybe that is not the case, maybe sometimes people respond to different incentives and strength and a lot of folks around the world in this country seem to think the current president is something of a walkover and treat him that way and it's unfortunate for the country but that might explain the base. kennedy: soon he will need a walker, president biden for you. guy benson, i can't help it -- good to see you. you know what it's like? bob bill -- >> one woman s&l. kennedy: a stage woman over there, i've got a tuba -- >> do i get the hook? do i get to hook you offstage? kennedy: like go, leave, it's

okay. thank you, guy, good to see you. coming up, new york city unveiling controversy, fentanyl overdoses. they want drug users to feel empowered. i'll tell you why that's not the worst thing in the world next. ♪♪

there's no question fentanyl is extremely dangerous and can be deadly, it's killed hundreds of thousands of people in the last few years but new york city says fentanyl users should feel empowered when taking it and believe it or not, that's not the worst government idea ever. a new department of health at the drink is to prevent fentanyl overdoses. it also outlines what the opioid is and why it's so deadly. drug champions are clutching their pearls with this wisdom

target. >> we don't want people using drugs that will kill them, people are still using drugs. you can have all they know and their programs, it will keep them from using drugs because people sit around and shoot up at the same time with the same amount and then they all died because they have fentanyl and the reason for taking turns as you seek to make sure what you put in your body is safe. do you want people to not use drugs? yes, that is ideal but nothing the government has done so far kept people from using drugs. kennedy: drugs are bad, okay? what will it take for people to realize we've lost the war on drugs? party panel is back, gary hoffmann, kevin walling and olivia rondeau. gary, do you want people to die from fentanyl overdoses? >> , no. that seems pretty simple. kennedy: what's wrong with

telling people how to not die from fentanyl overdoses? >> there's nothing wrong with how to not die. actually, i'm a supporter of fentanyl test strips, i think they should be, can be given out as a tool for people to understand they are in the grips of the disease and there are ways to get help but to tell people they are empowered when they do it, to me that's weird because it leads to the next step. you're prettier when you're doing heroin or more handsome with fentanyl blowing out your nose. that to me is the logical step to take but the idea you can tell people listen, drugs are bad, okay? drugs will not make you any healthier, there's no safe way to inject drugs into your body or snow them into your nose but we don't want to die so here's how we can prevent you from dying. we hope. that's a better message than feel empowered to do the drugs whenever you want.

kennedy: i agree. the messaging itself, name and messaging is clumsy but what it says on the bottom of the board is exactly what you said, use fentanyl test strips, take turns so you're not all injecting bad drugs. at the same time, that's how five people die at once and it's not drug users, it's not addicts succumbing to fentanyl poisoning, kevin, it's teenagers, kids in college. people doing drugs for the first time who don't know what they are doing, don't know if they should call 911 and not get in trouble with the cops when one of their friends is odm, that's how people die, people around them get scared and panic and don't call for help. >> exactly right, fear. so many of the deaths can be prevented, we know these deaths are come from internal placed in other drugs for example, new york city loses individual road drug overdose over four hours. i think any kind of resources

out there that can try to prevent that from a messaging campaign and i think, kennedy, we've talked about marijuana decriminalization, the war on drugs has fundamentally failed in this country, so many people and families and anything we can do in terms of intervention if they've tested the messages and work with for drug addicts and see what's working in terms of messaging, any life saved will be an important step forward. kennedy: olivia, should our society pivot toward harm reduction versus incarceration? >> i think it's clear to see that the drugs have one war on drugs. mask incarcerations, we are seeing high rates of overdose, it's not the hardened drug addict it's addicts, his kids, college kids doing it for the first time and they have no harm

reduction, there's something wrong and saying i don't want these people to die, let's talk to them how to not die. obviously drugs are bad and wrong but the way we have criminalized them and made it hard to get help and criminalized getting help over the years and with violent criminals when they need medical treatment and facilities, it sickens me. it is very wrong. my one criticism of this new advertisement seen in public transportation in new york is i don't want to be around kids, kids looking and saying how to safely inject yourself shoot up, i don't like that. i don't like that messaging but in some regards it's more successful, i think we will see it more successful than police cracking down on anyone who has a problem, we should call it what it is, health problem. this is moot if we don't close the border, heroin and fentanyl are coming in to the border and

i think a lot of people, the same people who are on harm reduction don't care about that, i'm one who cares about both but yeah. kennedy: libertarians tend to be more consistent on just about every issue including this one, especially when combined with war on drugs and the border and how you take care of all of it at once because he can't take care of one aspect and clearly ignore the other. you are not fixing the problem. meanwhile president biden, he's finally uniting the country against himself. a new poll shows eight out of ten americans think the economy is garbage under his leadership. try getting 80% of americans to agree on anything. that's not 80% republicans, 80% of america. gas prices hit another new hi, the national average, $4.92. knock, knock, knocking on $5-gallon of gas.

it's so that even treasury secretary janet yelling she started to notice. >> we currently face macro economic challenges including unacceptable inflation as well as headwinds associated with disruptions caused by the pandemic effect on supply chains and effects of supply-side disturbances for oil and food markets resulting from russia's border in ukraine. kennedy: it's all bush's fault, what are we going to do? how can the biden administration of the economy they don't take responsibility for their own states? >> first of all, they can rent out janet yelling for droopy dog celebrity impression, that was spectacular. i thought mitch mcconnell had the corner market on that one.

they can't do anything, there's nothing the biden administration can do because in the event the interest rate hikes we will see the next couple of months to put the hammer down on inflation or do something to get baby food formula back on the shelves, they are not going to be able to take credit in time for november when it comes to the midterm elections and they are going to get taken to the cleaners in november, there's nothing they can do, they can't suspend gas tax, they assume no willingness. it's funny you mention $5 a gallon gas knocking on our door, in california and knocked on our door six months ago, we let it in. a set up camp in our backyard and now we are looking at close to an average, statewide average of almost $7 a gallon here in california. kennedy: so what are you doing, hitchhiking to work? >> electric car. kennedy: i see how it is.

kevin walling, got to do something. it's like inflation is not transitory, it's not going anywhere and is not working with voters. 83% say the economy is going in the wrong direction, blaming putin doesn't cut it, you got to take responsibly, that's the only way will be seen serious about fixing what you can. >> it's important, i got a new piece coming out on inflation on the fox website this week, inflation will be the number one issue before the midterm, we can talk about gun violence reducing gun violence, abortion, we can talk about issues on the margins but these pocketbook issues are going to be critical and that's why i think you are seeing realization from this administration that we got to kick into high gear when it comes to combating this and putting out ideas like reducing more, releasing more oil reserves, releasing fl relations in regard to gasoline production

in this country. tackling supply chain issues, we have to have one with the conversation about the root causes and we are a tighten world economy so what's happening in ukraine is affecting us no question in all of these issues, absolutely not. kennedy: i want to bring and olivia, not because i don't adore you, i absolutely adore you. so should we end the fed? >> yes, abolish the federal reserve's. kennedy: right here, golf class. tiger was would love this golf club because it's an american golf that. brilliantly done as usual, thank you one and all, i can't wait until we are all partying together in the same room, dang it. >> we are going to do it. kennedy: all right, coming up, tiger woods, speaking of which, turning down $1 million. would you ever turn down $1

million? ♪♪ daring, or thoughtful. sensitive, or strong. progress isn't either or progress is everything.

>> tech: cracked windshield? schedule with safelite, and we'll come to you to fix it. >> tech vo: this customer was enjoying her morning walk. we texted her when we were on our way. she could track us and see exactly when we'd arrive. >> woman: i have a few more minutes. let's go! >> tech vo: we came to her with service that fit her schedule. >> woman: you must be pascal. >> tech: nice to meet you. >> tech vo: we got right to work, with a replacement she could trust. >> tech: we're all set. >> woman: wow. that looks great. >> tech: schedule now at safelite.com. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ we hit the bike trails every weekend

shinges doesn't care. i grow all my own vegetables shingles doesn't care. we've still got the best moves you've ever seen good for you, but shingles doesn't care. because 1 in 3 people will get shingles, you need protection. but, no matter how healthy you feel, your immune system declines as you age increasing your risk for getting shingles. so, what can protect you? shingrix protects. you can protect yourself from shingles with a vaccine proven to be over 90% effective. shingrix is a vaccine used to prevent shingles in adults 50 years and older. shingrix does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients or to a previous dose. an increased risk of guillain-barré syndrome was observed after getting shingrix. fainting can also happen. the most common side effects are pain, redness, and swelling at the injection site, muscle pain, tiredness, headache, shivering, fever, and upset stomach. ask your pharmacist or doctor about shingrix. shingles doesn't care. but you should. >> the day you get your

clearchoice dental implants makes every day... a "let's dig in" day... >> mm. >> ...a "chow down" day... a "take a big bite" day... a "perfectly delicious" day... >> mm. [ chuckles ] >> ...a "love my new teeth" day. because your clearchoice day is the day everything is back on the menu. a clearchoice day changes every day. schedule a free consultation.

♪♪ kennedy: we are on camera. mouth trumpet mondays song meanwhile tiger woods, the real tiger king may have proven he loves america more than money. turning down the cool mind glowingly enormous office. 1 billion to leave the tour and playing for 75 a, a league called. the doctor evil song, you heard it again, $1 million.

not everyone is a loyal. several including the turncoat bill nicholson and the dingdong they jumped ship reporting worth hundreds of millions of dollars, i hope you like your blood money, boys. keep in mind saudi arabia has been accused of listening of human rights abuses so how much money would it take for you to look the other way to set up? comedian and host of fox across america on fox news radio could so if you are tiger woods, how much does he have to give up $1 million? >> let me be clear, the problem is he did the money and singles. [laughter] is going to take a while to count that, mr. was. kennedy: he wanted a billion turkeys. >> thought about it, he has enough time in america on the road, he just turned it down. one of the funniest ones, no one

stated the obvious, bill nicholson owes like 80s billion dollars and he's owned up to that in the past. my gambling is a little reckless. kennedy: even michael jordan. [laughter] but you're a degenerate, fill. >> so true so he's just taking the money and what's funny is everybody taking it has the knowledge and you have a questionable human rights record. [laughter] kennedy: i love money. >> but a golfer, we just focus on the green. the putting green dirtbags, it's filthy money. kennedy: is it true johnson put out a statement that said you had it coming? [laughter] >> if he didn't, he will for an extra 5 million. this is disgusting but they jumped right in, they couldn't take the money fast enough and what nicholson they tried to make it about, the pga tour is so greedy with the digital rights with the footage we can't even post, we have no choice but

to go where they kill journalists, who can stand for this? kennedy: killing, it's just like one of the issues the entire world should have with saudi arabia including genocide in yemen, that should be an issue. women just got the right to drive. [laughter] they are not going to drive with these fellows. >> no and thus the big issue, they are not making offers to the women pga to her, not plunking anybody off that to work but that is the record of what this is, they are trying to make about everything but we all know it to be so i enjoyed the scorebook along from they will win out for two reasons, the one thing tiger spoke to is the legacy, it doesn't matter golf is a traditional game and the people who love golf, i'm not talking about the players, i'm talking about the fans.

kennedy: paying thousands of dollars into different courses every year. >> the people showing up drunk, get the whole, those people. it's not the same yelling i am in the hotel. [laughter] kennedy: i was rooting for tiger. >> the yellow journalists, get in the hotel. stay out of the hotel. the commands have changed drastically, i'm not okay with it. kennedy: i am not either but do you know what does? want tiger woods to come back so badly that even if he doesn't win another major, it still solidifies his legendary status because he turned down the money, he loves his country, he believes red, white and blue and that's tiger woods. >> he goes back to the community, no one has done more, golfers reaching out to the perkins the way he has. kennedy: favorite dessert from the dessert case, cream pie. [laughter] kennedy: topical storm is next. ♪♪

nurse mariyam sabo knows a moment this pure... ...demands a lotion this pure. new gold bond pure moisture lotion. 24-hour hydration. no parabens, dyes, or fragrances. gold bond. champion your skin. hello, you. a new study claims first make the home 29000 more species of trees than previously believed but if you asked me, those numbers sound 80. a study that leaves you wanting

more. [laughter] and this is topical storm, topic number one. group of fishermen encountered a great white shark off the coast of new jersey, fishermen say they were shocked to see a great and giant predator, so far from the new jersey nightclub. here is, biggest fish in new jersey since jared kushner. only this one is much more trustworthy, also looks like it's been more time on strike land. good news, great white sharks don't normally eat sharks humans, bad news is i don't think people from new jersey count. after all, they tend to smell like sea lions. [laughter] sharks are attracted to water which is why they enjoy reading from the drinking fountain you have to hit to the shark, he's a strong swimmer and these parts most of the ocean his hair gel, it's common for sharks to move toward the shore typically for

warmth, food or shallow place to rest. one good thing about new jersey, you can always find an easy lay. topic number two. a new interview the stenographer from the johnny depp trial said she witnessed jurors falling asleep in court. i can't blame them he is pretty dreamy. the stenographer says during pre-taped video deposition detailing the couple's life behind scenes, it turns out stories about cocaine will keep you awake like the real thing but anyone who's seen aqua man knows watching amber heard put you to sleep always and i hear she's so tiring her lawyers rest of the case. the jury is getting online for sleeping on the job people calling for a retrial saying the jury failed to do their duty. luckily amber heard did enough duty for everyone. [laughter] topic number three. southwest pilot getting praise

for building his 3-year-old son his own personal backyard roller coaster but i say he's putting his son on fast track to nowhere, you be the judge. a roller coaster built out of wood and pvc pipes. a long time and a lot of money to build but you get it all back charging for photos of himself at the end of each ride. he said he's obsessed with the roller coaster, look how happy it is. he asked to write again and again, you might say is a one track mind. the city has gone viral on youtube backing up 51 million views making this the most watched movie of the ride since pirates of the caribbean. hey, jack hospital. topic number four. while you are focusing on the queens jubilee, another glorious british condition taking place, feast your eyes on the ham

cheese role, annual event where competitors tumbledown to catch a rolling wheel. i haven't seen this many reddish roles since i watched james cordon. just kidding. i have to throw myself on a mountain to watch that. this year's winner, chris anderson, 23 times one before, a broken wrist, bruised kidney and a concussion. this guy rolling down the hill or amber heard? hard to say. stood up the jury, they were asleep. the composition saying getting too old for this. anyhow, another word, it's all downhill for here. tickle me to say, here's your joke, punchline on twitter, #2 coming tuesday, don't look it up.

why are skeletons so call him? ♪♪

>> you made it to tickle me tuesday. why are skeletons so calm? because nothing gets you were their skin. >> next time you need a dad joke, come to the king of dad jokes. i got two great legs to

stand on. >> i love you triple-j . thank you for watching the best hour of your day. tomorrow night. senator mike lee. scott horton, holy underwear. >> it was a massive engineering project. >> required precision. >> everything has to work correctly. >> total secrecy. >> holding the secret for a couple of years. >> how they built more powerful weapon on earth,