hard for democrats to dump the first woman vice president and first vice president of color. >> all right. we shall see. byron york, great to see you. >> thank you. all right, folks, i'm in for elizabeth mcdonald and you're watching the evening edit on fox business. that's it for us and have a wonderful evening. can't say i have bad news for you, sanities not -- santa's not womaning this year because sleepy joe ruined the economy. can the nation save christmas and hanukkah? the gdp went negative for the second consecutive quarter. this means -- drum roll please, we're technically in a recession according to the federal beam counters, the economy shrank by 0.9% in g2 after 1.6% in the first quarter.

president biden is still claiming, we're not in a recession, guys. yeah, fingers in his ears. la la la la la. in fact today he got in front of the camera and actually said everything's great. so great. >> this is powering the strongest rebound in american manufacturing in over three decades creating 613,000, 613,000 manufacturing jobs. that doesn't sound like a recession to me. >> real talk though, this is actually pretty troubling. the president is pathologically incapable of being straightforward. that's something he repeatedly promised to do when running for president and here we are being told the sky is red and today republicans said they were dumbfounded by all the bs including my dear beloved uncle senator john kennedy. >> possession of the administration is that the definition of a recession is whatever is in the tell

prompter. this spect cal is embarrassing. whoever is making these economic decisions, they've said this before, they're not qualified to manage a food truck. >> i have a confession to make, he's not really my uncle, but i support everything he just said, especially the food truck part. dinner time. back to the recession. it's obviously not good news at all and all that's been in the world not going to fix it and what does this mean for the rest of us? joining me the host of make money on fox business, he's had a very busy day because he's the best one to break all this down, charles payne, welcome back to the show, charles. >> yeah, you know what, i've gone through the numbers and gone through the numbers and gone through the numbers trying to find what joe biden's talking about, all though, kennedy, they're pretty slick. think about this, he said it was the strongest rebound and i think that's important in manufacturing because we've just now broke even on manufacturing jobs from february of 2020. we still have fewer jobs than we had in february 2020 overall,

and i think that's where you have a lot of folks trying to say, can't be a recession because of all the job growth. no, these are jobs that are being replaced that are being that we already had. this isn't authentic job growth. we're not even past where where he started when the pandemic hit the country. it's all semantics to your point and it's disingenuous and look at the polls. when people are more worried about than anything else is inflation. inflation is here and you start getting other things. recession is down here. president bind, i'm telling you, these guys -- i don't understand. all he has to say is yes, we're in a recession. we've got the fed trying to tame inflation, and once we come out of it we think we'll be healthier. they need to embrace it and learn judo. instead to your point, everything has to be massaged and they're not truthful about things and it's got to the point where it's frustrating. >> yeah, and they're changing

definitions. you have people within the administration who a few years ago were saying a recession is two consecutive quarters of negative growth. now brian who works for the president, one of the economic advisers is saying actually, that's not what a recession is. you know, they say, well, that's the technical definition and janet yellen is like well that's not the technical definition at all because we have to have job growth factored in there and keep relying on the job growth but then jerome powell is saying the job market is un-sustainably hot. now the fed is coming in trying to raise rates forcing people to fire other people so the unemployment numbers are completely opposite. >> jerome powell is trying to break the back of the economy and here's the thing, it's already broken. that's why a lot of people really were happy yesterday when it seemed like there was a couple glimmers, maybe, maybe they give the right signal and call it off. but right now, i mean this is why the market is at the first

worst half in history between the stock and the bond market is the worst first half for the so called 60/40 portfolio in the history of investing. the market sniffed this out, we're in a recession. if you go all the way back, there's one time, 1947 when we had back-to-back negative quarters and we didn't go into a official recession. so they're wasting their time. they really are. no matter what, if you use economic bureau of reservice re, magic 8 ball, whatever it has to acknowledge we're in a recession. it's a mute point. what are you doing is what the american people want to know. >> they love pointing to the bureau saying they don't meet often and they decide and it's a private group of bipartisan economists and they look at all sorts of data. i'm sorry, that's too nebulous. we need something that's more straightforward and transparent. just like the president should be, but he's incapable of doing that right now so, charles,

should people worry because the administration has tried to down play not only a recession but also inflation and now the president is saying, well, we're in for a period of slow growth. so you add slow growth to inflation you get stag-flation. that's a horrible environment when the fed doesn't have a lot of wiggle room in terms of rate. >> you're right, stag-flation is a real threat and it's lurking and they're trying to pass these multi-hundred billion dollar packages that got us in trouble in the very first place. jerome powell can only control so much and the notion that he's got to somehow deliberately make people in the country poorer, put people out of work is really on the hills of inflation is really dis-pickable. it's his -- despiseable and it's his job and the white house isn't going to make it easier and janet yellen was like in a hostage video. it was embarrassing. she's a brilliant woman and she

knows better than the stuff she's saying and it really is embarrassing. >> she's become a political operative when she was very much for a long time an agnostic economist and someone who was considered to be very trust worthy in her former roles. so is this job too big for her and is it too big for jerome powell? should both of those people be replaced? >> the job is too big for anyone who wants to be honest, unfortunately, you know, i'm not sure why, you know, she is suck cupping to the pressure. it's amazing and maybe everyone is piling up on her. the last couple of weekend, she didn't make the rounds and acceptability a whole lot of other people out. they put her on the bench that and i probably gave her a talk k to, if you want to be out there and face of the economic and face of the administration, you got to get on board but you know what you're saying is wrong. looks like she did it and it's

unfortunate. jay powell, yesterday again he was so pained at what he has to do. he mentioned how great the economy was right at the beginning of the pandemic and you can tell, august 27, 2020, kennedy, he wrote a special paper, and that's when he made the shift to the social justice fed. whether you think it's right or wrong, he said, listen, in the past we've looked at unemployment numbers say 4% and we said, okay, we'll change gears but when we look beneath it, black unemployment was 8%, hispanic 7%. we want to bring it all down, down for women. he referenced that yesterday. he almost -- he was painful to say, i can't get you there. we're going to have to deliberately make it more painful for those groups, especially to beat down inflation and then maybe we can try to get back to where we were when the pandemic hit. >> well, i don't trust that they'll be able to beat back inflation, and i don't thus they're going to be honest with us when it does become a full-blown recession by anyone's definition. charles, you've had a long day,

it's been a great day. >> i'm with you. >> in terms of your expertise, i've been watching every minute. thank you for being here tonight. >> thanks a lot. it's always fun with you. >> you're the best. you're the angry ferret always and forever. the left wing media is giving the white house plenty of cover if you listen long enough, and you'd never know we're in a recession. watch this. >> we have to remember what difficult times we're livering in. inflation isn't unique to the united states, it's happening everywhere. >> we're in a transition. >> we're transitioning clearly. >> certainly in a transition and we're seeing slowing as we all would have expected. >> recession, the word i think is now just a political football. >> we have faith whether you agree or don't, stuff is getting done. >> you don't think this is an inday kay torr of impended -- indicator of impending recession or one that's here? >> i don't. >> this is the kind of reaction that jerome powell might want to see, which is things cooling off. >> if you ask every day

americans, you get a much different picture. watch this. >> strioto change it from a technical two quarter explanation to whatever it is now. i don't agree. we started feeling it months ago. >> you feel it every month every time you pay for groceries or pay at the pump, everything is just more expensive these days. >> cars, rent, housing, food, everything. everything has gone up in price. >> we aren't able to do as much traveling or as much fun stuff because we don't have as much money because everything costs three times as much right at the moment. >> the price is going up, you know, i cannot afford sometimes what i, you know. it is hard for me. >> so with all the lies and spin, why would anyone take anything this administration says seriously? here tonight party panel to discuss town hall political editor and host of the radio

show on fox radio, guy benson. strategist and former biden campaign surrogate and can spin an economic yarn. >> you know it. >> former utah congressman and fox news contributor jason off the numbered couch. well done, gentlemen. guys, i'll start with you. i want to know if this were president trump's two negative quarters, consecutive quarters, would the news coverage be different? >> yes. headlines would be trump recession arrives. i had sarah huckabee sanders on my radio show saying if this happened and same set of circumstances and you decided to put out the word we weren't really going with that traditional definition of recession anymore how would that go over in the room trying to talk to the press in the briefing room. she said i don't know if i would make it out of the room alive if i did that. it is so brazen and shameless.

we're adults, you can say we think it's a mild recession. we think that there's positive signs out there in the economy, unemployment for for example. and things might get battener the next couple quarters and nest year. there's nuance to be had and jet and throw away the dictionary definition we've all been using for decades at this point, it's silly and i don't think it convinces anyone but the media jumped right to it. they got their marching orders, and they're all trying together singing in harmony. i don't think the american people are interested in this song. >> no, it's like when you feel a lump on your body and you know something's wrong and you go to the doctor. a lot of people have been feeling bad, kevin. they can't afford things. they're in a personal recession. they go looking for some reassurance, some guidance. the doctor does a biopsy and now we know that the mass is malignant. we know we're in a recession but it's as though the president is

going, no, i think you're doing a bang up job. if you drink some gatorade and eat a banana every day, you should be good to go. you want to hear your doctor say, we're getting a team of oncologists and surgeons together. we're going to tack this will and take it out and we'll eradicate it and we'll use every tool at our disposal to make you better. that's what they need to do. people are feeling it. they are sick. >> well, kennedy, i agree that everyone should eat at least one banana a day to your point but listen, we've been talking about this for six months on your show that inflation, i've been saiding as the democrat, will be the number one issue in the midterms about 100 days from now. that is so pressing on the minds of every day americans and that's why it's so important this administration really focuses on that in every single message they're doing. i'm really hopeful that with the chips bill, bringing back that manufacturing sector, with what we're seeing with the new mansion schumer arrangement that we can fundamentally tackle the

root causes that we're seeing with regards to inflation but listen, facts are facts, numbers are numbers, i'm not about debating the nomenclature that's been in the place for the last 100 years in terms of what economic indicators are. i am confident that 1.6% was last quarter and now it's 0.9, that's a good sign. i think to guy's point -- >> good sign of what? that we're not growing? that we're not doing better? it's like going to weight watchers and you put on 15 pounds and go at least it wasn't 25. you know what it's like, jason. it's like -- >> it's the right direction. >> it's not though. to if janice dean, if we're on the eve of a massive hurricane that was going to hit the eastern sea board cause you know how it is before giant storms, the day before bluebird skies but what are people doing? they're filling up sandbags, they're boarding up their windows, they're getting supplies. they're readying themselves. that's what people are already

doing and they've admitted that. majority of americans say there's belt tightening. they're making sure they're not spending extra money so they have more when the storm hits. that'd be like janice dean in front of a giant green screen going, yeah, see this whirling mass, that's totally fine, you guys. that means it'll be sunny for days and days. that's what this administration is doing. they're lying about the hurricane. we know it's coming. we want to get sterno but telling us to put on sunscreen. >> yeah, we know it's been raining for the last year. that's the problem. you're already knee deep in the rain and you got your rain boots on and the administration is saying it's not that bad. don't worry. the rain is letting up. you're going to get another inch of rain and it's just absurd what the people understand is that this is pure inside the beltway political spin. it is not based on any sort of reality that anybody's living in anywhere outside of washington dc where everything is hunky dory cause they keep spending

hundreds of billions of dollar and what's also readily apparent is this administration has no game plan to get out and to suggest, kevin, all we need to do is spend more money makes you just confident that they don't understand the definition of inflation let alone the definition of a recession let alone a definition of how you solve the problem. >> yeah. it's like a gambler who is still at the table at 7 in the morning and, you know, the stack of chips are gone, you know, markers have been laid down and the gambler is like, all i need is like 15 more hands and i'm going to win back our life savings. this is going to be great. that's not how it works. we're being lied to and they don't have a plan and shame on them, big government sucks wean. stick around, it's game night and it's thursday. house speaker nancy pelosi is planning to visit taiwan last month. i think that's a bang up idea.

chinese president is furious. is it still time to go? maybe. discussing taiwan as we tie one on, next.

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my glasses. the tension between china and the u.s. is thicker than a bowl of lobster bisque and nancy pelosi is ready to stir it up. she's planning her trip to taiwan this summer and china has been warbling pelosi if you step foot in taiwan, there'll be serious consequences. someone will take paul out drinking while she's gone. president bind tried to cool things down on a two hour call with chinese president xi jinping and the u.s. policy on taiwan has not changed and gee i jinping said the u.s. is playing with fire. kentucky republican congressman and member of the house judiciary committee thomas massey ready to get sassy. welcome back, sir. >> thank you. i was trying to think why pelosi was going to taiwan.

the august recess, it's when pelosi has her best body work done and we've offshored so many things and maybe the best plastic surgeons are in taiwan. >> you can't say that. she'll get mad at you. paul will drive over and run over your goats. >> there may be another reason going to taiwan. we just passed the chips act, which is a $50 billion gift to the semiconductor industry to try and bribe them to come to the united states. maybe she's delivering a check to the taiwanese semiconductor company. >> could be. come over now. they're going to invade. do you think she should go? >> you know, i don't think she should be precluded from going. before i was in congress, i went to hong kong, taiwan, china, it's a unique relationship over there. one thing that i think she could do to be a little bit sensitive to the concerns is we have a choice of taking military aircraft as congressmen or taking private aircraft. it might be appropriate in this case not to take the military

planes when she flies over. >> why? >> well, you know, she has a choice first of all. it's like a miniature air force one if you will. >> yeah, i will. >> and also, you know, there are movements of our aircraft carrier over there. i don't know if they're meant to coincide with what she's doing, but i think she has a right to go over and i don't think she could cancel the trip. >> will she succumb to the pressure because obviously the democrat establishment of what she is a pillar of is they're all -- their weapons are trained against her and they're trying to ground her. they're trying to force her to stay in the united states. i think she should go because i think the united states needs an element of unpredictability with taiwan and china. we've been appeasing them and we've been showing all of our cards. maybe it's time to play a little poker. >> yeah, and the other factor we can't go, hopefully she has back channel communications with the

people in taiwan, if they think it hurts the people in taiwan, maybe she shouldn't go. if they are secretly inviting her, of course they can't let any of this be known publicly, what's best for taiwan is what's part of the conversation too we can't all hear because we're allies with taiwan. >> we used to be but joe biden just reinforced the one china policy, which pretty much says that taiwan doesn't exist and china is blaming the u.s. for any fishers in their relationship with taiwan. >> they've got to maintain their independs and we've got to support that and if her trip does that, she should take the trip if it hurts that mission of keeping them independent and rethink it but in the meantime, don't do more than you have to. maybe consider not taking the military flight and take a private plane. >> yeah, maybe take harry and megan's jet, that would be great. are you mad at joe mansion today?

>> he held out for so long and we're kind of disappointed he gave in. i think he traded the cow formal ick beans and they're not growing what he wants. >> no, the cow ate the beans and now the cow is very, very gassy. it's not going to be good for anybody. it's very interesting that this is where he caved. it was going to happen at some point because he can't be like no, no, i'm the president. >> yeah. there's so many giver aways and money here to give away. i suspected like you did the pressure would get to hot and money too big and i doubt he got anything for it. >> he does live on a yacht. have you thought about that, your own self-sustaining yacht? >> i could build one and it would have its own grid. it would be floating here in the i patomick. >> you went to mit. that's a pretty smooth science

project. i'm in all and i want to see pictures of the yacht and the party people you invite to the yacht and called the ss taxation is theft. >> will put that on the back of it more the miss kennedy. >> yeah, yacht rock on the pop deck. congressman massey, thank you so much for always being honest with us, at least someone in washington is. >> thanks, kennedy. >> thank you, dear . coming up, get your teens and betweens off their phones. it is game night here. we're translating the text talk. gen z and word of the day and did the program have the slightest clue what the word means. play along next.

the now disco. time for america's favorite vernacular spectacular. who can hang with slang like is ain't no thing. i'll ask our panelists to define words and ex-education presentations used by kids today. if they need a hint, they only get one point. whoever knows the most jar began wins an autographed jojo siwa cap. >> i came to win. i don't lose. >> she came to play. >> here is the first word. the word is accommodating. do you know what that means or need it in a sentence? >> i know what it means but i don't know how they use it. >> the kids. do you see the dash in the middle? little hyphen. look at that. there's a hyphen.

>> oh, acomo-dating. let's use a sentence. >> instead of paying rent, have you considered acc omo-dating? >> instead of getting money, using someone for financial advantage. >> cool, among us. >> cat, this is for you. this is like a gimmies. i should give to jace but to you. the word is snack. >> oh. >> yeah, that's like a sexy little person. >> that's absolutely right. >> i know that because i am one. >> she sure is. >> jay dog, here you go. pocketing. pocketing. your word is pocketing. >> i know it. can we steal? >> no i play for myself. >> pocketing. you put it in your pocket. >> can't use the word in the

definition. >> i need a sentence. >> we've been going out for four years, and i still haven't met his sister. i think he's pocketing me. >> oh, just a little side secondary date like a, you know, somebody else that you can go to as like a second choice. >> no, that's not what it is. it's stringing someone along and just like keeping them in your pocket but being open to other options. >> yeah, i'll give you each a point. >> wait, no, no. hang on. >> you can just jump in and steal. >> be more assertive. >> i'm trying to follow the rules as i was informed of them >> be assertive. >> she plays to win, guys. she's the ringer. >> she's a winner because she gets snack as her tough word. >> i knew pocketing. you didn't know that . >> how do you know. i was politely waiting. >> this is a good one, gucci. >> the brand? >> you don't know this? >> i don't. >> really? >> in a sentence.

>> person one, how are you? person two, i'm gucci. >> i'm going to say doing fine. >> that's absolutely right, guy. you get a point for that. >> it's like all good. gucci is like all good. >> >> i'm so young and full of life. >> sorry you didn't get that question. >> god, that's creepy. >> you've got to get britt hune on this. >> cat, this is like another gimmie for you. ship. >> i ship you into a relationship. hellur. >> this is perfect for you. ready for your word? >> i'm going to be in so much trouble. >> slow fade. duh, hello. do you need a sentence? >> this is where you have a date

and they just slowly fade away? i have no idea. slow fade. >> want me to use it in a sentence? >> yes, please. >> no, because he used in a sentence and that's not right. >> slow fade is an action you do to someone when you don't want to see them anymore and you text a bit less and you failed. >> i was pretty close. >> you decided as the object and not subject. >> sorry, not to be a grammar nerd. >> she's so young and hip she forget to turn her phone on silent on national tv. >> it was reminding me how young i am. >> guy, your next word. by the way, guy, you have two. cat has six, jason you have one. guy, your word is crashy. >> crashy. >> yep. >> i'm going to need to sentence. >> that woman at the bar last night was so crashy.

>> i'm going to say a mess, kind of a mess. >> half a point for that. it's a combination of crazy and trashy. >> i'd say that works. >> i'm going to start using that. >> it's a combo. >> okay. >> two words. this is great. cat, i did not put these in any order. white clawing. what is white clawing? >> is it not just drinking white claws or it's when you put a white claw -- it's when they used to do the -- you have to drink it. >> want me to use in a sentence and get half a point? >> no, that's cheating and i play fair. >> you guys want to check when it is? >> that's icing. >> it's not that. that's the drink you handed to them and he had to drink it. >> i know he's boring and i'm white clawing him, dating someone that's attractive despite a terrible personality. it's a great, great phrase.

>> i've been white clawed so often. >> all these guys want to date me because i'm attractive and b. >> tope. >> it's the color; right? >> no, t-o-p-e. >> in a sentence? >> yes. >> i love this song, it's so tope. >> awesome? >> half a point. it's a combination of tight and dope. last round, lightning round. everyone is worth two points no matter what happens. guy, long day vu. sentence? >> i got to go for like closer to one here. i'm going to say you haven't seen someone in a long time and so you get together and you rendezvous with them? >> longer dates to find deep connections. >> wow, that's generous. >> cat, see you 4-6.

oh, cu46. when you get out of your business meeting, i'd like to cu46. jimmy graham guess i might as well guess. >> booty call? >> is it like you just -- is like that dinner? i don't know. >> booty call. sex. i stole, i got the correct answer. thank you. >> untypeing. >> untypeing? >> uh-huh. >> who has sex after a business meeting? >> you change your tone. >> you're changing your gender. >> dating a gender partner that's not normally your type. >> guy had 4, you had 6, you had 1.5 and you're on the board.

cat wins. >> i'm a young gal. >> cu46. >> whoa, what happened here? hello, human resources. okay. jk. panel, stick around because we have a lot to discuss including a newly famous hollywood actress saying she's so rich she can't afford to pay for anything. does she have a bad agent or is she just a dumb dumb? that's? just a moment.

oh, my gosh. it hurts so good. if you think you're hurting in this economy, think of the poor tv stars. emmy nominated actress sydney sweeny, the 24-year-old star of hbo's euphoria claims she can barely afford her life in los angeles and "if i wanted to take

a six month break, i don't have the income to cover that". that poor dear. she reportedly only earned $25,000 per episode of season one of euphoria. last year she bought a $3 million disgusting house in west wood and claims she doesn't have enough money to build a fence around it to keep out the poors. is life in los angeles really that expensive or should sydney hire a better accountant? the party panel is back. what did you make of this? did you start a go fund me came pain for sydney? >> sympathy card with $5 slipped in. i hope you're going to do okay. >> like nana gave you for your birthday. >> she's a successful actress, if she's concerned about her compensation, she can have a conversation privately with her agents and that kind of thing to fix it. complaining about that publicly especially in this particular moment in time feels a little out of touch, especially if you're living as she is in a

$3 million house so i'm not sure. >> with no gate. >> yet. she can save up. >> no gate money. >> how do you live like that. >> i would hate to only make $ $25,000 for every episode. >> that would be horrible. >> can you afford to take six months off? >> i don't know anybody who can unless you're having some sort of horrible medical situation. >> or you're taking another job. >> yeah, nobody takes six months off. i think she could have actually been, you know, had a point here if she was like, yeah, i really struggled at the beginning and i was struggling with my family to make it and now i did and now the government is taking half my money. >> then my ears would have gone whoop. >> i don't have a gate and all my friends do. no, you're not making me feel bad. >> i don't feel bad. she's 24 and living a guilded life in los angeles. $3 million doesn't go as far in la as it does in salt lake city. >> no, but living in west wood.

>> in a $3 million house. >> home of the mighty bruins. >> ucla there. life is tough. i get it. get the kleenex. >> if she were living by usc, i might feel bad. she's in one of the best parts of the city. >> the bruins. >> gorgeous. absolutely gorgeous. are petely tone deaf or -- people tone deaf or takes the tinkle like they say in uk? >> i think she's living in la la land and she'll drink the kool-aid and doesn't understand and probably around famous people making millions of dollars doing that type of thing. she's young and she's got a good job. >> no, it's so tone deaf. >> do you know how loaded everyone here is at fox business. stuart varney flies to work in a golden helicopter. >> i drive a riding lawn mother lawn mowerand he makes fun of ms

show. >> i thought you meant you drive a riding lawn mower to work here and i was like no you don't, don't lie. >> jowski, stuart has a john deer and a deer named john who nibbles all the berries and bits from the backyard and that's why he has a nicely manicured lawn. >> can you imagine being stuart varney. do i compare myself to charles payne. >> when i see him walking around around, i'm like i look terrible. >> i'll never look that put together. he's got a cuff link. >> his suit game is second to none. >> by the way, can we think about when you were 24 years old. what is happening in your head where she's like, it's such a hardship to not be able to hypothetically take half a year off. like you're just starting a career. i feel like gratitude is a very important thing in life, and i'm getting some anti-gratitude vibes from her. i was eager to like jump in and start a career and work really hard when you're in your early

to mid 20s. i'm not sure i'd want to take two months off. i would go broke out of my mind. >> of got to hustle till you make your first billion, which we'll all do in just a bit. thank you for being here. great to have you. jason, catherine, guy. >> i'm gucci tonight. >> i'd like to remind every, i won. >> cat won game night. it was very necessary. topical storm is next.

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the hershey chocolate company says they won't be able to make numb candy for halloween because the spleuchan screwed up the hershey highway and that's a topical low. it's thirsty thursday and posers get theirs too. an anonymous bidder paid more than $8,000 for this 50-milliliter airplane bottle of 10 year aged whiskey. the only thing that costs more money per drop are the new york jets wide receivers. malt mill is described as one of the rarest single malts and a major historical find. i know what they mean every time

i find whiskey in my house, it quickly becomes history too. the same scotch sold for $4100 in 2018 and doubled in price in four years so the next time you think of investing in the stock market, just do the smart thing and blow it on booze. that's what we do every thursday night. topic number two. we now present the sights and sounds of virginia's 97th annual pony swim. you might want to turn up your volume. these ponies are a little horse. oh, there they are. the biggest sea horses you'll ever see on their way to virginia's famous island. i haven't seen this many animals swimming since they canceled jersey shore. this is part of the legion's pony event where they're driven from one island to another to be purchased at auction. the ponies must reach land before they can be bought because everyone knows you don't trade horses midstream. duh.

the pony swim happens every year at the end of july but if you missed it, go to california and watch paul pelosi drive into a lake. the fancy feast cat food brand is opening an italian restaurant inspired by cat food. wait, isn't that olive garden. the new york city pop up restaurant only accessible with reservations and i've got plenty of reservations about eating at a cat food restaurant. the purpose is to celebrate the new fancy feast medially line of cat food by serving a menu of human food with the same flavors. but that doesn't explain why taco bell has been doing this for decades. fancy feast calls the menu ideal for people who are curious about what it's like to be a cat. you know how that old cat expression goes, curiosity never hurt anyone. sadly new yorkers already know what it's like to be a cat because we pea in the streets and chase rats out of our

houses. if you're willing to risk one of your nine lives on a fancy dinner, go online and reserve your spot today but remember, this experience is specifically designed for cat owners, which is why every table at the restaurant is for a single person eating alone. topic number four. on thursdays you get the last word and we get the last laugh. this is your mail. chin starts us off with you make yourself look like a dam fool, kennedy. no, the hair and makeup team makes me look like a dam fool. lisa tweets,@kennedynation. all you do is lie and wine. no, i drink wine and lie down for a little nappy nap. billy writes in you are an idiot. you are far from perfect. i -- that is the worst peter norton impression ever and i think billy is in love with me. billy, mu chill.

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