>> i mean, people -- we're hiring 87,000irs agents. modern g day storm troopers put that money into the border agents and protect. liz: good to see you. see you again tomorrow night. kennedy: yeah, it's christmas in august and we got the best present ever. dr. anthony fauci today announcing he's going to step down later this year. we deserve this. will his resignation be enough to fix the mess he's created? the most overhyped health official been doing his thing for more than 50 years, way too long. most didn't know who he was till the beginning of the pandemic probably. at first he seemed like the good guy and he got high on his own supply and started getting

preachy about covid origins, masks, lockdowns, you name t watch. >> a warning and plea from dr. anthony fauci. should people now cancel their travel plans for christmas? >> to the extent possible, don't travel, don't con congregate together. >> we shouldn't ever shake hands ever again. not only good to prevent coronavirus disease, probably decrease the incidence of influenza dramatically in this country. kennedy: out of abundance of caution. despite the authoritarian tendencies and history of murdering beagle puppies, the liberal media made him a saint. >> i'm a fauci groupy, i'm a thrice vaccinated mask adherent and buy k-95 mask by the case load, they're in every pocket. >> dr. anthony fauci, the target of escalating right wing smear campaign. >> scientists should not be undersiege like this. >> marco rubio, rand paul, josh

holly all taken up fauci as a boogie man. >> the increasing demonization by fauci and the republican party is growing and obsessive. >> watch what they're doing to tony fauci right now. he is the new hillary clinton for them. they are making him the pinata of all of their disaffection and upset. kennedy: oh, a pinata colata and potato. liberty lovers long known conflicted charleton and rand paul tweeted "fauci'sfauci resin and he'll be asked to testify under oath for discussions he par piece at a timed in -- participated in concerning the lab leak". jim bank tweets, republicans

must remain committed to investigating fauci and making sure no one in his position abuses the public trust again. shouldn't just be republicans holding him accountable and will a fauci face the music or waltz away scott free. we have republican congressman and fox news contributor sean duffy is back and fox news contributor marie harve. chair of you are the power.net looking very proud to be a american, spike cohen. everyone welcome. sean, i'll start with you. it shouldn't just be republicans who are seeking answers because what he has done, the abuse of power, the amount of power concentrated in one person is really unforgivable and will there be accountability even though he's resigning. >> there's spike's backdrop and

looks patriotic and well done. but to fauci, listen, once he's gone, i don't think there's going to be hearings specifically with fauci to hold him accountable. i think they're going to move beyond the republican congress will move beyond fauci and he's reeked devastation on the trust that the american people have in government science and we should trust our government and the information that they give us. he has given us false story, fake story, untrue lies whether it was regarding the fax veno, in regarding masks. he was telling us if you get the vaccine, you're not going to get infected and then it went to, yes, you will get infected. however, your symptoms will be less, kennedy. where's been the double behind pier review study that shows if you have the vaccine, your symptoms are less. he hasn't done those and looking at foreign countries to look at their studies and fauci

destroyed the const institutiony fear is joe biden appoints someone as bad as fauci to accomplish a political goal as opposed to re-instate faith in public health. kennedy: all right. why now, marie? why is he resigning now? >> well, i think he's been leading our government's health policy during the worst pandemic of our lifetimes. i think he's probably earned his requirement but look, let's remember hundreds of americans are dying every single day from covid. many are unvaccinated, not all. but he has been trying throughout this pandemic, a disease we'd never heard of in february of 2020 to develop the government's response to something that was rapidly changing each new variant was different and fauci is not perfect and dr. fauci has been a target of particularly republican and right wing ire and unfairly all the time trying to manage a situation

unmanageable. and i think that, you know, whoever they appoint to replace him has to restore trust but i think in part it's hard because republicans don't seem to trust any government attempts to say, we're all in this together. there's collective health here that if i do something unsafe with covid, that impacts the rest of my community and i think republicans have put the health community in a really tough place here and fauci is an example of that. kennedy: your collective health is garbage and damaged millions of children in this country and it is unforgivable. yes, it absolutely is. no, i don't buy that this was unmanageable and unnoble because he knew all of the things that were going to happen and yes, they totally came to fruition under his watch. so what will we do, spike, without the science? >> yeah, i think first of all, it would have been a lot more manageable if we didn't have the national institutes of health

working with are groups like ecohealth alliance to create and weaponnize viruses at wuhan labs. we don't know this virus came from that, but it certainly looks like there's some smoke there to search for the fire, and i hope that senator paul and others continue to look down that path and see what happened there. listen, i was one of the people back in 2020 wondering allowed when i still do, why donald trump let anthony fauci continue in his role. as he was beginning to weaponnize the national institutes of health and cdc to basically guide or force or coerce states into these lockdowns, why that wasn't -- donald trump was tweeting how terrible it was, why didn't he just remove him? he had the authority to do that and why didn't he just do that? we've been dealing with this man for decades and causedded the gay panic after the aids outbreak by suggesting with no evidence that casual contact with gay men could cause you to get aids. you mentioned the killing of the

beagle puppies. we could spend your entire show talking about all the misinformation and disinformation he's put out just about covid and yet this man will continuously go on tv, refer to himself as the science, refer to himself at the personification of truth and integrity. i think it's a good thing he's going and he'll hopefully be investigated and i do suspect he's just going to be replaced with a quieter version of himself. kennedy: yes, that will probably seek slightly less publicity. all right, party panel, stick around. much more show to go. >> hopefully. kennedy: well, you know who was hurt the most by fauci's covid policies? i just refer to it, kids. they're very much dealing with the same nonsense. some public school districts still implementing mask and vaccine mandates. in fact, principle in mountain view, california, recently called the cops, the police, on a 4-year-old boy, for showing up to school maskless.

watch this. >> [inaudible]. >> here she comes, pulling him out of class. >> i want him here, he is a lovely child and we're here to support and serve him. but policies have changed. i'm going to have to have you remove him from campus. >> okay. all right. police officer -- called police officer to remove a 4-year-old from campus. kennedy: unreal. yeah, that sickly little vector. is that principle serious? no wonder school choice support his shot up according to harvard university's most recent education next survey, 45% of americans support charter schools, 50% support universal vouchers and 54% in favor allowing parents to homeschool their kids. will public schools ever listen to parent s? here with me now is american federation for children senior fellow cory deangeles, welcome back, cory. >> thanks for having me.

>> tell me, what do -- kennedy: tell me, what do the images of this child -- what emotions do their stir in you and say to you about where we are in terms of education and masking? >> i mean, it's super frustrating and these tyrants need to go. these branch covidians need to go and two weeks to slow the spread turned into two and a half years to flatten a generation of children. like you said, the unintended benefit here is that the more and more that the teachers unions overplay their hand, they're just awakening a sleeping giant, which happens to be parents who want more of a say in their kid's education. while these socialists over here think that the kids belong to the government-run institutions and the panters have woken up to that nonsense and started to fight back. they've woken up and never going back to sleep and support for school choice is at an all-time high and we're going to free families from the depraved clutches of the government school establishment once and

for all and there's nothing they can do about it. they have started this parent revolution that we've all been waiting for, and it's absolutely glorious. thank you, rand randy winegarte. i would tell her to resign but she's done so much to help the parent school movement and we should give her a reward as opposed to telling her to fire herself. >> i she's enriched herself with the $200 billion in federal teat money. kennedy: tell me about arizona and what does that experiment do to the school choice conversation and how can other states look to what arizona has done. what will success look like there? >> oh, feels so good to watch what's happening unfold in arizona. this is the gold standard of school choice policy. it's the number one state for educational freedom by far. governor doocy signed into law the most expansive education savings account plan in the

nation. every single family, regardless of income, regardless of background, will be able to take their children's education dollars to the education provider of their choosing. it happens to be about $7,000 per student in arizona. you can go to the public school if you want, if you like your public school, you can keep it. if not, take that $7,000 to a charter school, a private cool, or a home-based education option. i'm hopeful this will lead to friendly competition among other states and hearing governor abbott talking about school choice for all children. i'm hoping governor desantis will come back and try to one up arizona as well. look, arizona has the slimmest of majorities coming to the gop. school choices is a republican party platform issue and a one seat majority in the house and senate. they were able to get it done in arizona. so if they can get it done, every other red state in particular should absolutely be able to get this passed to empower every single family to have a choice. the gop keeps talking about being the parent's party. well, arizona republicans just showed them how it's done. school choice is the only way to

truly secure parental rights and education. kennedy: damn skippy. cory, thank you so much. >> thank you. kennedy: president biden can cave to progressives and cancel student loan debt by the end of the month, but will that cause more inflation. jonathan in studio. there he s never seen him in the flesh. breaking it down, next.

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♪. kennedy: president biden repeatedly claimed he's going to do anything to tackle inflation. why is he considering a policy that will likely make things worse. the pandemic student loan payment pause ends august 31st. that means millions of college graduates will have to start paying the piper while battling his toric inflation and a technical recession. but now the biden administration reportedly considering extending the payment pause and potentially canceling up to $50,000 in student loan debt per borrower from treasury secretary

larry summers that served under two democrat presidents says that would be a huge mistake. he tweeted "student loan debt relief is spending that raises demand and increases inflation and consumes resources that could be better used helping those who did not for whatever reason have the chance to attend college. it will also tend to the inflationary by raising tuitions". how bad would canceling student loan debt actually be. here in studio, he's okay, capitalist hedge manager and fox news contributor and professional stuntman, jonathan is back. >> great to see you. kennedy: last time you were here, you brought us cheesecake. >> this time i thought bad news. why is an iphone cheap and college education is so expensive? it's one word, it's government. government's dominated education literally for years and all those incentives and subsidies have created the bubble just like the housing bubble, and biden unfortunately is in a sense kind of throwing fuel in

the fire. insend of attacking the problem, the infrastructure of governments involvement in education, he'll subsidize it even more. since 1980 when carter created the department of education, the cost of education have far outpaced inflation. so we need to be cutting government out of education and biden is doing just the opposite. kennedy: this doesn't incentivize any reform. you know, it's like we've seen administrators just balloon in higher education since that creation and, you know, the chart comparing other areas of the economy where there is heavy handed government involvement, including healthcare and housing, education still even more expensive. so if you're telling an entire group of people, hey, just stop paying your bills. why wouldn't they stop with housing and everything else? >> well, you know, in europe, there's a movement now to end rent, first and foremost, it's unfair. it's unfair to the people who paid their bills and acted responsibly and this is terrible

moral hazard. what's next? i don't want to pay my aren't. i'm not paying my medical bills and this ingratiates more and more government into our lives and doesn't do anything to direct the problem. all that government incentive is mall investment and like people bought overpriced homes in 2000 and 2004 thanks to government loans. they've bought way overpriced government education and gender studies and et cetera. people overpaid for education and now the piper is being paid and government saying in effect e well, don't cover that cost. government will pay for it. whose government? the taxpayer and our viewers and people that work for a living and pay their bills on time. kennedy: well, the federal government owns that debt so not like taxpayers has to pay it. how does the federal government get their money? from taxpayers. >> exactly. this is pouring fuel on inflation and lower income folks, people with less money being most and hurt by inflation. whether it's 30 billion --

kennedy: also don't have college degrees but paying for the top one-third earners in society, they're paying for their college. >> yes. yes. kennedy: it is so incredibly unfair and six out of ten people polled recently think that if you forgive student loan debt, it's going to make inflation worse. they know that. people aren't dumb, even if they dendidn't go to college, they're not dumb. >> if they didn't go to an elite school these days, they're a lot smarter than those who did. it's fueling the fans of inflation making it even worse not addressing the problem. that's my fear. we're going to basically once again repeat carter's mistakes. more and more government spending so turning what could be a one or two year inflationary cycle into a decade inflationary cycle and all the time the quality of education goes down. the irony is that if you told, you know, is there anyone on either side of the aisle who's advocating for getting government out of education? it sounds like a looney toons ideas. kennedy: yeah, cory deangeles.

>> yeah, getting government out of education ask make education just as cheap as an iphone. kennedy: yeah, and abolish the department of education while you're at it. >> yeah, kennedy: great to see you. i don't know when we'll see you again. >> imagoing to the hospital. ho. kennedy: he's con cussed but glorious. college students heading back to school and a new poll shows the majority of democrats would never room with trump voters. i'll break it down in my memo, next.

kennedy: 62% of the collegedowns who identify as donkeys say they would not room with a trump supporter in college. how tolerant. only 28% of republicans would refuse dorm shelter with a biden

lover probably because they feel bad for anyone so misguided they'd cast a sad vote for a daughterring oatmeal filled meet sack it. is the silly and dumb state of affairs. instead of focusing on the commonalities party people should share in college, their bifurcating themselves and sacrificing particular friendships over partisan politics. blue dorms and red dorms. how ordinary. it's what your grandparents do on facebook. people in college should conceivably be challenging themselves in their flimsy beliefs. who the hell am i kidding? college is an intolerant waste land of empty group thinkers on a waste land for confirmation bias. anyone smacked with wrong thought must be otherred and removed. an axios study found 71% romantically inclined would refuse to date a trump supporter. what is wrong with them? have they never experience add

pleasure of grudge humping a political foe? i'm said for them and weep for the nation. maybe the problem is how they're taught politics in the first place. last year another poll found 32% of respondents favor specialist and only 24% have a rosie view of capitalism and they found it as an economic system in which corporations utilize grants, special tax breaks, political connections and special rules that favor them over competitors to earn profits. that is crony capitalism you turds. maybe if the cream puffs spent time with victims of socialism and investigated stories of small business owners who sacrificed and all of their capital in order to realize near impossible dreams, the truth about the miracles of capitalism would be magically redistricted to their myopic brains but that

would require polling propagandize heads out of their parts and that would be too much for the troubled times and that's the memo. with a quick transition, you would figure opposites attract. instead we'll probably see administrators kicking kids out for violating safe spaces. are today's college kids are so pomoxus larraized they can't have a -- polarized they can't have a conversation with people thinking slightly different than them. the party panel is pack, sean, marie, and spike. sean, you have college-aged children. what do you make of this poll that they shun trump supporters? >> first, that was a brilliant monologue, kennedy. you were spot on. the left is intolerant. they've been taught that trump voters are republicans and they're racist and sexist and massacmamiscegenist and can't ae

with them and when you go to college, i thought you were supposed to explore ideas and challenge yourself and change your opinions and these ideas are so flimsy and weak and never work they can't work with a trump supporter because they can't defend their own ideas. in the dating world, you won't date a trump supporter? a good looking, hot, smart, trump supporter you won't date is absolutely idiotic. the bottom line is what kind of future does this build for america when this is being taught in our schools. going to the work force, you have to deal with people who are nice, mean, short, tall, republican and democrat, you have to navigate that in the workplace. we're not teaching our kids to be tolerant and to navigate their futures because they're so rigid in their political ideology, and it's a shame that our colleges are doing this to our kids because they have their heads up the markist whatever you said it was. spot on. kennedy: thank you. now, marie, you are from the

great state of ohio, and as goes ohio, so goes the country surely when you were at the ohio state university, you would have commingled with republicans even though you were leaning left. >> well, i didn't actually go to ohio state, which is a fun fact about me. kennedy: i thought you did because you love the buckeyes so much. >> i know, i just grew up there. look, as someone who is a democrat and is often on television with people who are not. i am routinely called horrific things on social media. i've been called un-american, i've been told that democrats hate god so if we want to talk about tolerance here, many of the right wing and trump supporters, not all, are not particularly tolerant of over opinions either. i agree completely that college should be a place where you meet people from different backgrounds and test your ideas and figure out who you are, if

we're talking about intolerance here, from my experience, the things i have been called, as someone who is a democrat who often is on television with people or, you know, talking in other places who aren't, the things i'm called online from people who claim to be trump supporters, kennedy, i wouldn't want to room with them either. that's super nasty and intolerant. i agree. it's principle. kennedy: you're not on twitter, number one. try being a libertarian. as a libertarian, i get it from trump supporters, some guy said i had the mind of a stripper and called me a dirty old whore today and i have a lefties telling me i'm a fascist because i work at fox. you know what, i want to party with libertarians at this point, spike. >> that's a good strategy moving forward. i too have been called a dirty old whore and i'm frankly sick of it. i think a big part of what we've been talking about here is the

affect of social media. part of that poll they asked the students where they get the majority of their news and something like 70% said browsing social media. if you think the average student has never -- they may have been alive before social media, but probably don't remember it. they've always lived in a reality where the majority of their interactions if they don't like them, they can block that person and sort of disappear from their life. i think that's a big part of what drives cancel culture and i think that's a big part of what drove these poll results is people who have just decided -- have learn that had if they don't like someone's opinion or what they say or think, they can just say, you're a bad person and then block them from their life and never have anything to do with them. that's certainly doesn't build character and it doesn't build maturity and that's what we're looking at. another interesting part of that poll results is that the most -- the thing that those democrat leaning students were most intolerant of was joe biden, 73% of them said that they did not want to vote for joe biden.

they did not want him to run again. it seems like they're across the board intolerant of everything. as a libertarian, if you aren't being called a natzi and communist on the same day, then you haven't done it right. kennedy: you're doing something wrong. absolutely right. a natzi, communist, dirty old whore. spike cohen for the win. president biden doesn't care who you're living with as longas you make your roof energy friendly. the president's new inflation reduction act would give americans struggling to pay their current bills a discount on very expensive solar panels. watch. >> if you are low income, you can get your home entirely weatherized through the expanse from the bipartisan infra-stuckture law. significant expansion and don't have to pay for anything. heat pumps, insulation, new windows. that is covered. if you are moderate income.

today you can get 30% off the price of solar panels. it's a significant incentive. kennedy: 30% off 25k. where do i sign up? she's being mocked because the average cost of installing solar panels is at least 20 grand, which means the energy secretary is bragging about giving low income earners the chance to $14,000 they of coursely don't have. is this administration out of touch or out of their mind, sean? >> well, first off, i'm in wisconsin right now and in wisconsin, there's a lot of people that can't afford food and can't afford gas and can't buy meat and not having chicken sandwiches but mayonnaise sandwiches because things are expensive. they don't have $14,000 sitting around for solar panels. this is idiotic and most persons understand that, listen, we know that batteries, turbines, and solar panels are made in china.

why are we outsourcing american power to one of the greatest strategic enemies and china building america up with american jobs and with american energy, it makes no sense to them and when you've driven up inflation through the roof, they can't afford anything right now. by the way, when you talk about giving all the free stuff to poor people, they don't own homes. they're renting and can't buy a house. kennedy: that's actually really good point and i want you to speak to that, marie, because the lowest income earners, they don't own their homes. if they're renting, they can't call the federal government and say, you know what, thr throw aw new windows in here and a heat pump and a solar panel on the roof. they can't do that. this is when the message is utter nonsense and incredibly out of touch and heartless. marie. >> across the board inflation is getting better and every day gas prices is coming down.

it's a good thing for all of us. renewable energy is getting more affordable and getting increased in the unit and it's getting easier for many people but not everyone to afford and in the long term, it actually is better financially both for individuals and also for our country. look, the cost we're going to have to pay to continue to deal with the climate crisis and the things that are happening in our country from the record floods we're seeing, droughts, rivers drying up and it is expensive and more expensive in the sort term to outfit some homes with things like solar panels but in the long term, the climate crisis is much more expensive. kennedy: why not go nuclear, spike? >> thank you. literally, that was -- i mean, you just took about 40 seconds of what i was going to go there. go nuclear. it's the cheapest, grid stable and safest most carbon form of energy. if they were serious about climate change and energy prices, all they would talk about is deregulating nuclear

but their not because they're not serious. on this, they can't afford solar panels or much less the homes to put them on. it's absurd to talk about it. you know, marie antoinette said let them eat cake and see what happened to her and this person is saying let them eat solar panels basically. the idea that comes from the mindset of someone who didn't occur to them that not only does the person that they're talking -- she even said, low-income people. she was saying the poorest people in the country should look forward to the fact they could save thousands of dollars on their five figure home solar panel package. it's absurd that she said it. it reminded me of back in 2011 or 2012 when obama told someone on the campaign trail who was complaining he couldn't afford the cost of fuel in his van he used to drive his eight children around and obama told him he could get a prius. like it's a total disconnect from the reality of life and

without government, how would we have a bunch of out of touch politicians to tell us how to live. kennedy: pete buttigieg telling everyone to get an electric car. thank you so much. >> thank you. kennedy: an assassination attempt on one of vladamir putin's closest allies has moscow's elite very nervous. is ukraine responsible in how will putin respond? retired navy seal senior chief derrick van ortin here to breaki it down next. kennedy: a

deadly attack in moscow has russian elites on edge. saturday an assassination on tempt on one of putin's closest allies, alexander due begin. the car -- dugin. many are calling for retaliation with ukrainian president and

they're calling russia particularly nasty soon. what is putin's next move? is there any sign of peace in sight? joining me to discuss is retired navy seal senior chief and republican candidate for wisconsin's third district derrick van ortin is back. who did it and wh? >> it's logical to think someone not aligned with vladamir putin would try to kill dugin. he's considered a thought leader for the movement of trying to recreate the shove i can't tell. i can't say who did it but someone logically that's not affiliated with vladamir putin. on the other side some people are saying, maybe it was someone who really is pro invasion of the ukraine because they want vladamir putin to escalate what's going on. let's back up and remember why russia invaded ukraine to begin with. they were elmore boldened by

president bush emboldened by president biden's horrible decision making in afghanistan. about one year ago this week, abandoned thousands of american citizens to their fate to terrorists so that emboldened vladamir putin's decision making to invade ukraine. what we're seeing here, the devastation in the country is a direct result of weakness from the american foreign policy of the biden administration. this could go really, really bad really fast. the russians have not carpet bombed for instance kyiv or other parts of the country, that would be horrible and if this leads to further escalation, it's going to be really bad for the ukrainian people. kennedy: yeah, it could be awful and there's a report from intelligence sources that russia's strikes on ukraine infrastructure could begin very shortly. what does that do in terms of the united states involvement and united states involvement in discussing any sort of peace

settlement? >> well, when you start taking out infrastructure, keynotes of infrastructure and leads to horrible humanitarian consequences and if you take out water, the power grid, people are going to start having real issues with sanitation, which leads to different type of disease factors being table to be transmitted around the country. you remove the ability for the people to feed themselves, you're going to have starvation. so what that's going to do is if vladamir putin does that, it's going to have to make the west increase the amount of humanetarian aid given to the ukraines and if they take out the rail systems, for instance, how will that get there? if you take out the roads, how will you truck us in? again, the escalation in this conflict is really, it's bad for all parties. so the best thing to do, if you remember correctly, about six months ago, we had conversations where i told you that the math problem just did not add up for vladamir putin to invade the ukraine. this is why.

his circle is tightening. it's getting closer and closer and closer. when you start knocking off these people that are in his inner circumstantial, his level of pairnoia is going to increase and -- paranoia is increasing and he hasn't for about a half year. he's getting nervous in the service and i think it's time to deescalate and get the heck out of ukraine. we need to [inaudible] right now just a recap a bit. they've lost about 45,000 troops, three times the amount they lost in afghanistan, 1900 tanks, 4,000apcs and about a thousand pieces of artillery. and they're losing on every front. kennedy: now, ukrainians are playing redr red rover on them. thank you, derrick. >> yes, ma'am, take care. kennedy: and the topical storm is next, monday.

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just $30 a line. kennedy: rapper fetty wap pleading guilty to possessing thousands of doses of cocaine and all this time pinata body had one -- my body had one hit. this is the topic storm. this is topic one. starbucks closed its stores in rush sharks a group of

businessmen have taken them over and reopened under a new name. the russians were able to take over something this year. yeah, this is the coffee shop that's taken the place of russian starbucks. now simply called stars. that's because all the bucks have been spent fighting in ukraine. the owners even kept the familiar star bubs mermaid for brand recognition because that mermaid is the only woman in russia more famous than brittney griner. the menu identical to starbuck withs a few changes. the mocha drizzle frappuccino is called the darling stone tears of ancestors poured over deadly frostbite. the cinnamon dulce la latte is sackmary tan three with angry prostitutes and instead of cake pops, they sell moose balls on a stick. vodka in anything would taste

good. topic two, a tesla owner making sure he'll never lose keys again by having them permanently implanted in his hands. now he's pregnant with a pair of elon musk's twins. that's receiving a multifunctional computer chip under his skin from a tattoo artist unless his orthopedic surgeon is wearing a satanic skull on his scrubs, no judgment. it doesn't open his car but stores his cryptocurrency so more worthless than we thought. amazingly this is not his first implant. he has a chip in his other hand that stores his coronavirus vaccine records and his emergency contact info. also his foot contains a series of super-nintendo cheat codes and he regrets sharing his story because internet users are accusing him of ushering in an apocalypse and accepting the mark of the beast. that's what happens when you go out on a limb. let's go, brandon.

topic number three. it is munch on monday and we meet a young man that could have saved himself a prison sentence if only he typed the letters jk, lol, 18-year-old jack edward fisher arrested after allegedly sent a random text message to a county commissioner offering to sell him an 8 ball of cocaine, which some say is the most magic 8 ball of them all. the commissioner arranged a sting operation with a local sheriff and jack was busted with enough fentanyl to kill almost 1600 people or get hunter biden mildly stoned. topic number four. the prime minister of finland talking about fighting for her right to party. now that a urine sample has prove that had she's not taking party drugs. all though it didn't help her case that the sample was collected from a nightclub allie way. got to go when you got to go. the controversy began when the

leaked video showed the 36-year-old prime minister dancing like a tiktok star causing concern that the finish leader was snorting some finish lines. the controversy didn't finish there. a second leaked video showed the married prime minister dancing intimately with a mystery man and nuzzling each other's necks and any kind of neck nuzzling is unbecoming of a worldly leader. thank goodness there's no issue of that here. president biden did a lot worse when he was 36 years old. lucky for him, back then the camera wasn't invented yet. you know that from biden time. today the prime minister standing strong insisting she did nothing illegal and she only parties when there's no important business as prime minister of finland and in other words she parties pretty much every single day. get it girl. we will be right back with mouth trumpet monday. any requests? use the #mousetrumpetmonday onl

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