enclosed areas like parking garages can become explosive. elizabeth: nobody thought about that either. that when you throw the water on it, it releases toxic chemicals. you are now the go-to guy for us we'll talk about it in the future. come back on soon. i'm liz macdonald on "the evening edit." thanks for joining us. hope you have a good evening. joining us again tomorrow night. >> crime shows up front and center in the midterm elections. two people shot in the front yard of new york republican congressman lee zeldin's home. his teenage daughter, sitting in the kitchen doing their homework. how could this change the race for governor? will democrats wise up to what is going on? it all happened yesterday outside the congressman's home on eastern long island. cops say victims were walking down the street. car pulled up. somebody started shootings at them. this morning on "fox & friends"

zeldin explained what happened next. >> they're at kitchen table doing homework. all of sudden they hear multiple gunshots. they hear screaming. we had to go through crime scene tape getting advised where to walk so we weren't stepping on blood. dagen: and bullets. one month to the polls. afterward one of his daughters talked about last night's terrifying order seal. >> we heard gunshots. when i saw a person on our lawn i didn't know if at the was the shooter or one getting targeted. so i quickly described the landline and i called 911. >> these girls were very strong. i'm very proud of how they acted. they were, it was a little bit of an extra emotional day yesterday.

but, they're strong. kennedy: they have had conversations with their daughters. back in july zeldin was attacked by a heckler at a campaign stop up state. he escaped unharmed. as for the rival in the governor's race, cath they hochul loves criminals. with the governor's head in the sand canceled din turn a blue state read. meet tonight's party panel. he had fox, tom shillue, how do you do, democrat pollster, he is an author, legendary doug schoen and liberty activist, foundation for economic education. she is there as a writer, olivia rondo. welcome back everyone. talk about this. tom, this is the issue that zeldin has staked his campaign on. it is pretty crazy something so terrifying that happened right in his front yard could be the thing that ends up helping him most? >> yeah, well, listen, i'm so

glad lee zeldin got a little press coverage. he has been on the air twice so far in his campaign i i think a new york democrats and by that i mean the new york media has basically been ignoring gazelles and bread they the selection to happen. they hope hope will win by default because we are in a blue state. zelda and seems like a nice guy. he's very polite. he's a very tough guy he was a prosecutor he so paratrooper yes breeze going to go to tougher i kathy. she's why that worst politicians i've ever seen. she's a national joke and a complete disgrace i wish she would go harder on her. lexi certainly hasn't her with. obviously the governor said she wishes the selden family well

but nobody wants anything like this to happen. you are advising let's pretend kathy trend went on this issue. what do you tell her she really is losing on crime. >> what i would tell her and i am not advising her i would say you have to distance yourself now from the liberal criminal justice policies state democratic party and its legislative leaders and city leaders had taken. cashless bale has got to go. you've got to prosecute violent crime. and if i were elite zeldin i would do it tom suggested. i would be tough on one tough on the democrats and take the message to her on crime, on corruption and on the economy. >> yes, because guess what? if there is in fact a recession the coming of new york state is going to get hit really, really

hard as they have been by the last couple receptions. let's talk about bail reform a little bit. kathy hochul has just had someone to her legal team who is a bail reform advocate and not in the good way, olivia. he's the kind of person who wants of bad people to be back on the streets with no bail. bad people who are violence rate they commit felonies against innocent people whose are the kind of people that should see the most accountability. but with people like her advisor they're the ones getting out and making everything dangerous. so how did we get to this place innovated incredible balance been incredible balance in terms of criminal justice reform? >> i'm a huge advocate of justice reform. as you may know, canada. some people on the right think i might bill extremist i am for the caramelizing jugs but you might think i before the belt

reform and letting felons on the street prevent the exact opposite. people do not feel sacred people looking for safe they're voting for their wall to their safety. i don't think it's just automatic that hochul will win. i think late zeldin has a formidable threat. i hope he is okay. it reminds me of gotham city almost. so many random crimes happening in new york city that are not normal for people to get shot right inside the congressman's home. i wish him well i wish hochul well as she i'm sorry as she tries to win because i really do not think she will. >> this is not what winning looks like. when you are terrified to send your kids out into the world because of violence like this, that is so senseless and indiscriminate. obviously we'll do whatever you

can to make changes to protect your family. i think republicans historically have not been great on this. but democrats are awful and criminal justice reform and especially bail reform now. and as a bail reform orthodoxy is a climate change into its own religion. and they do not use statistics and outcomes. now meanwhile, the rise of violent crime is the only thing that has democrats sweating four weeks out from election day. the latest projection map, real clear politics projects republicans will pick up two seats in take back control of the senate. even if herschel walker loses in georgia. projecting the gop will pick up arizona, nevada, and that tossup race in pennsylvania. but it is october, anything can happen from now until november 8. so should either party the chilling champagne at this point? should be a party bar just outside the with fireworks, tom?

>> yes, i think republicans have to do is they just have to drive turnout. because i think in a lot of the states, people are unhappy. and the only thing that's going to keep republicans from having a massive victory is people do not go to the polls. then got to get out there think a lot of the swing states there is ads all over the tv. everyone is every aware of it. turn out is going to be the key thing. that's why i think in that media we are not hearing much about it. new york is a perfect example. i have not seen late zeldin but i haven't seen kathy hochul cover her they know disaster she is. that's happening in pennsylvania, it's happening in arizona. they note the democrats are going to turn out they knows there's a massive wave out there and a possibility historic wafer republicans. but not they stay home.

>> who is more energized? and nevada and arizona the president according to cnn is at a 39% approval rating, 60% disapprove of what he's doing in those two battleground states. there's a lot of people around him and say this is not a referendum but if rcp says the gop is what what would they k know? doug? >> oh, i am sorry. basics i'm looking at you. >> no problem kennedy. loosing the democrats have no message. inflations up, interest rates are up and basically people are suffering at the pump and. and i was in arizona recently, kennedy and mark kelly the incumbent the democratic party. and saying he is not a national

democrat. so, bottom line what they know is the democratic brand is increasingly toxic. biden underwater there is not an argument for the democrats. the republicans, whatever their flaws can say we are not them. and in a midterm election which is a referendum on the incumbent party. >> i think you are right that's the kennedy: i think you are right, you throw in other issues like immigration, kamala harris her head is buried in the sand. the borders are closed. so, i want to talk about hershal walker a little bit. he the worst kind of hypocrite to me. because here he is really running as a pro life republican. who apparently has paid for abortions and wanted to pay for another one, the baby mama went to term with and had the child, hison family,

his son said we told you not to run for this very reason. because you are not a good person. do you think that herschel walker is redeemable and electionable. >> i am like you, i think the worse kind hypocrite. they are just hypocrites, he may put on a good face and a good show for voters, that is up to them, as an independent, i'm chilling the champagne either way, i am not of opinion to settle for lesser of two evils, i would never support warnock but at-this-point i can't say that i'm partial to either. if the g.o.p. takes senate, i think it will be because of look at masters and they are doing well. and before, people are voting with their wallets.

i understand that overturn in roe v. wade has energized a lot of democrats in believing they will come out on top, but look at their approval polls. kennedy: you are right. it is an energizing issue, but more so is crime. economy and inflation, party panel we have more. including saudis proving over and over they are not our friends, they are screwing us with oil. you on can the white house fight back, daniel turner is joining to discuss in moments. ♪ ♪ beer chase my blues away ♪ ♪ i'll be okay ♪ ♪

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have one profound affect slowing u.s. economy. yesterday. on cnn connecticut democrat senator ch chris murphy said that saudis are not our friends, you guys. >> watch. >> we sell massive amounts of arms to saudis, we need to rethink those sales. lift the exemption we have given to opec plus cartel and troop present in middle east and saudi arabia. they could have potential to frac fracture our ukraine coalition, there has to be consequences. kennedy: problem is cutting off saudi arabia presents its own problems, where do we get oil in sh short-term, joining he mouth issue now, daniel turner,

welcome back. >> thank you, kennedy. kennedy: i don't like saudi arabia, i don't like that we're selling them weapons, they use to kill innocent civilians or i don't trust them, we used to produce more oil, what happened? >> you are right. i agree with you, with the senator, but this is a half measure, i think a really weak response by senator murphy, i think typical of democrats when they come to the energy issue. that ca capitulation. the weakness, not long ago obama administration cowered before north korea and iran, at one point we didn't say, are we're not america? the biggest, baddest, strongest most fierce largest economy in the world, why do we let tiny tyrant dictators determine our future, and opec is a

petty tyrant dictator, how about we out produce you and make you irrelevant the way you were a few years ago, but to do that for chris murphy to admit, that they have to admit that american fossil fuels are good, american gas and oil is good, this administration and democrats are trying to convince us that fossil fuel, american fossil fuels are the enemy, and now look at state of the economy and the world. kennedy: yes, and they are relying wholly on you know against the religion of climate progressive impism, it will bu about. rum our -- i, agree with him about saudi arabia, they say this every once in a while, only when someone something happens, you are right, if we want to solve will problem we have to drill, refine and produce. we have leftovers, let's

export that to places like german so they are not reliant on russia and propping up their economy. russia is laughing at our sanctions. so, what is the next step? >> you are right. russia is laughing at us, the world is. you know for almost two years now the biden administration we have been talking, i've come on your show with to talk about the issues starting with keystone, and killing oil and gas leases in gulf, pacific and alaska and native lands, all of the time lift and biden administration telling us there is no consequence, there are serious consequences, to the economy, and our national security. but all of this is reversible. we have so much fossil fuel here, we produce it cleanly, and efficiently we employee millions of people in the process, and lower the costs of goods and make countries like the saudis and russia economically weak and

vulnerable. but again that requires political will to admit that american fossil fuel industry is good, it is not just good but it is great, it gives you freedom, life and powers our economy. it makes life good, it is where everyone trying to come to the united states of america. admitting that american fossil fuel industry is bad, that is -- is good is at admitting that the green agenda is a joke. kennedy: they have backed themselve into a corner, this is a form of cannibalism, they have given in to that we must worship at the altar of climate change and environmentalism, like, yeah ha is great but at least let's be honest about the ramp we need to get from where we are, to having clean reno renewable energy, let's

concentrate on what we have knowing if the future it is powered by different things but year not getting there by smothering innovation. so they don't come up with new technologies or systems for powers what we need, which is the engine of capitalism. reporter: >> that is the honest conversation we need to have. wind, solar and electric vehicles, i they are not bad but there are trade offs we need to have that honest conversation, you look at state of place like california and brownouts in blackouts and the prices americans will pay this winter to heat their homes, these are the trade offs, and if the biden administration is environmental lift was honest, they would tell us, this is what it will cost. right but they are not telling us that. kennedy: do you think that energy is expense ive now wait until it is renewable. >> thank you, kennedy. kennedy: coming new york stay mayor eric add

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kennedy: let the pearl clutching continue in new york city mayor adams declaring a state of merge, thousands of migrant continue to pour into new york city, mayor said the situation is reaches bi boiling point. >> all -- our resources are not. this is unsustainable. new york city is being

forced to bear more than its share of that that national crisis. >> i wonder why. move over, official to massachusetts island of nantucket, are expecting a planeload of m migrants to arrive tomorrow, the party panel is back. very interesting watching this tom, you live in new york city, the mayor is asking for federal help. why doesn't he talk to people in washington who craft immigration policy? that would be wonderful, federal assistant if they could figure out the system. >> it is classic, watching democrats try to struggle with this narrative. they use phrase like human trafficking, they have been the biggest human traffickers, shipping people all over for years, we had

the flights in middle of night at least now the migrants are getting press. you would think that people are happy that people are awakening to what is going on, in eric adams that amazing phrase, our compassion is limit less but our resources are not, you could acapply that to every liberal project, live that phrase, republicans should take that up. >> thoughts and prayers. doug, i think nantucket is beautiful this time of year with crisp fall weather, hot apple cider. cape cable knit sweaters, a lot of room over 17,000 people live there in off season, 200 thousand during high season. so there is a lot of room. this is sanctuary hamlet perfect. >> well, it may be perfect in terms of space and

logistics. but t under scores we need security at our border and come hen -- comprehensive immigration reform, and tighten the borders i think acknowledge as racial people that those immigrants who are here and playing by the rules, should have a pathway to citizenship that is what there is as to me. it is not about compassioned, it is about rational response to policies and problems that are facing all of us in a serious, staned impactful way. >> yes. this had an impact on our politics oliverria, libertarians and liberty mined know if you want to have open immigration, policies if you want more people to come to the country, you cannot have a

massive safety net. that is you know sanctuary cities and states like new york and california, they have talked a big game about massive safety net, and welcoming everyone. but in your words that sun sustainable. >> -- unsustainal. >> new york city has a policy stating that people who request housing must receive housing, that is unsustainable. even for people who are citizens of new york city. so to ring the dinner bell then get mad when people arrive a demand resources housing and food, they call human rights is ridiculous. and eric adams saying that is disproportionately affecting new york city here, had no empathy for the border towns or eagle pass or for texas and arizona. who have been dealing with this for years. i really find it hard to. these with eric adams and people of martha's vineyard

and nantucket and biden's bored air czar kamala harris, they are so confused. it is their own policies. kennedy: that is where it leads, they are lying when they say the border is secure. they are not teling the truth, they have been the one in power, they could have had federal fixes that eric adams is seeking now. that is not just an issue for texas and arizona and california. you know this affects the entire country. and they have to decide when kind of a country we are, they are giving so many mixed messages, they hurt children and families and splitting them apartment you know that -- apart, that is lacking in compassion. >> well, there is one illegal immigrant biden administration might be willing to deport anna in the movie -- anna, it is is amazing. she was c convicted of

larceny and theft, for posing as a wealthy german heiress. now in her first public interview s econ explains. if illegal gang members and murderers get to stay in america why not a entrepreneur like anna sorokin . >> there are paparazzi outside her apartment in east village. so the fake heiress is now a

real heiress. she is going to use her fame, i heard she has a podcast coming out, she should team up with elizabeth holmes, people have a lot of warmth about anna, they like her. but they don't like elizabeth holmes, why do we like some scammers but not others. >> she would look at elizabeth and say why you are wearing the black turtleneck that makes you look poor. dior would never making any like that. downthat. i don't have time for that, i don't have time for you. you. >> i love the plaid. kennedy: thank you very much class it up every once in a while with big name guests. so, you know who needs to defend herself? to bring this full celebrity circle, kim kardashian. >> well. i guess my take is if we saw

less kim kardashian. and anna sorokin was deported we might be a better place. a better country, believe me, the number one candidate for deportation is anna given the interview she gave, i think yesterday to n"new york post" she was sticking he her out of the window because she is under how the arrest, get her to the airport send her back to germany. kennedy: i thought that was brilliant, she has done her time. she could have gone back to germany she chose to stay in i.c.e. custody, she wants to change the system give a voice to young women she has been inc in-- in incarcerated with.

they are voice less, if she could do some good, i know you have not seen the show, but i -- i'm already getting early maybe to the anna foundation. it will be legendary. we n need to have strudel our parents will be so mad. >> ern is freaking out about this show, maybe i'll watch it, it seems interesting cconcept. photos of her waving to paparazzi threw me off, okay you go got who you wanted, if true she is planning on giving voice to voice less and making the women's voices heard. you know that is fine and dandy, i think there be a better representative for those woman than a convicted scammer. kennedy: who better? martha stewart opens or mouth about reed weired

or jail. sure she has a crew loose, she stole some things, scammed a lot of people. but, you know that is power, they say. >> chief fits in with the american politicians. kennedy: you have to watch the show. watch the show. and then. alivolivia, when you are back in new york, we will go do a field trip and find her in the fire escape. >> we w can wave to her. kennedy: thank you, all. >> thank you. >> coming up president biden last week pardons thousands of low level marijuana offenders, push back has been lame and predictable. next i talk to a doctor with why which is one of the president's few good ideas, we need more of it stay with

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singer is back. let us discuss, this was really step in the rights direction. but it was a nominal pardon. we're not talking about anyone inc incarcerated, 7500 people versus 400,000 in the state. >> i don't like to look a gift horse in the mouth, this is a tiny step in the right direction. all 6500 for federal pardons, they are not doing type right now, this does not affect the military. i think what should happen is he should call on congress to repeal. decriminalize marijuana on

the federal level leave it to the states that whats what happened with alcohol prohibition. not until 1966 that mississippi was last state tto end alcohol p prohibition. another and interestingly during the alcohol prohibition you were not arrested for drinks or possesses but just to manufacture and export. another thing that president did he asked for the drug enforcement agency to reschedule marijuana, it is schedule one that means no acceptable medical use, i can't imagine them saying that with a straight face. inch knows marijuana has had medical use for centuries. when federal government banned it, it was considered the drug of choice, father

of modern medicine recommended it as drug of choice to treat migraines. and so, i really don't think they should reschedule it to lower they should deschedule it. kennedy: how would that work? there are varying opinions on how it could be descheduled. >> up to the dea they could take it out of drug schedule. alcohol, is a much more dangerous drug. causing organ damage, and serrosis and brain damage. and heart disease, all problems, that is not on any schedule. yet marijuana which is much safer, you know it is dangerous to some people, and nothing is without dangers if not used in moderation. it is a schedule that says it has no acceptable medical use.

on deaweb site they have acceptable medical use. it is comic they are doing this. i think that biden, i want to give him credit where it's due, but he should call on congress to decrim criminalize marijuana in federal level, leave it to the states there is a lot of bipartisan support for that. kennedy: you are right, this is one of the few bipartisan issues, truly bipartisan, and congresswoman mace, i asked her about this, she authors a great piece of legislation it will have a hard time in senate, it shouldn't, this is an area you could have a rational coalition who will pick this up and you know, take it across the goal line that needs to happen, but we have had stalls within the administration within congress. and time to be adults.

do you prescribe marijuana for your patients? >> my practice is a surgeon is little application for it. i know of many patients i see for cancer they get prescribed marijuana for example. i know many chronic pain patients on marijuana, and ptsd . kennedy: chronic pain patients, opioids they cannot get prescription they go puff, huff, pass for a lot of people, seniors it is cheaper it works. >> smoking fentanyl is scheduled too? and marijuana schedule. kennedy: doctor singer you are great, we'll talk to you again, i love your medical advice you are a wonderful liberty minded influenza physician. >> the topical storm is next.

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>> new report claims tech workers have been paying to surgeically extend their legs to become taller, now they have reached heights of stupidity. happening in las vegas, one surgeon said he charging up to 150 thousand to make men 3 to 6 inches taller, what a buburn of idiot -- bunch of idiots they can get taller by eating red and white mushrooms, he first breaks their femur bones and inserts metal nails into their legs. nails are extended over the course of months as leg muscles and bones heal around them. next thing, you are as high as and metal as ozzy osborne. s employees are employees of tech companies who think being taller will help them

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