alleged here different from frauds that have come before it. but again fundamentally, you know, the esg concerns, they're not mentioned in any of the charging documents. i don't think they were fundamental to the fraud -- elizabeth: no, it's separate from that. he was doing what's called effective alterrism. the campaign finance operations, do you think he's going to see a lot of jail time? you've got 10 is seconds. >> we'll see, but if he is convicted, one way or another he's looking at more than 20 years almost guaranteed. elizabeth: mark, you're terrific. thank you so much for watching. i'm liz macdonald. we hope you have a good evening and join us again tomorrow night. muck. kennedy: hello and welcome to thursday. the greatest day of your life. is covid a chinese bioweapon, and if it is, how did it get out? republican members of the house

intel committee, they're getting ade to take over the whole damn thing, releasing a new report on the origins of the krone various. and in it they claim the virus could have been chinese weapons, chinese bioweapons program. by now we all know the damage the virus has caused, millions do dead, economies destroyed, an entire generation of children damaged. but almost since the beginning, we've been told the virus likely came from a wet market. in wuhan. maybe from a bat or some other exotic dead animal. somehow it jumped to humans and spread like wildfire. anyone who suggested otherwise instantly canceled, bans from social -- banned from social media, called a crackpot. even the u.s. intelligence community claimed a lab leak was unlikely, but the republican report reads in part, quote: contrary to the implication of the intelligence community' -- committee's declassified report,

we conclude that there are indications that sars-ccov -- cr o v-2 may have spilled over to the human population during a lab-related incident at the wuhan institute of vie rolling, end quote. the report goes on to claim the i.c., intel community, dropped the ball. earlier told to ohio republican congressman brad went wenstrup -- wenstrup. explained why the committee launched medication. >> you can call it circumstantial evidence, but when it starts to mount up, you certainly have more and more questions that you need answered. look, we're not out to be vindictive towards anyone, but we certainly want to get the truth, and we want to have as much honesty and facts in front of us. can ken the report does not claim china intentionally released to covid. no one is saying that. but it's saying it's a

possibility that there was some kind of accident. will china ever pay a price? joining me now to discuss,s utah republican congressman, he is a member of the house intel committee, going to be much more here pretty soon, chris stewart is back. welcome back. thank you. >> great to be with you. kennedy: excellent. so it could have been part of chinese bioweapons program, how important is that to the origin story? >> well, it's very important for a lot of reasons. and, ken d i -- kennedy, let's start with this: did the i.c., the intelligence community, as you say, were they serious about actually trying to term the origins in and if we don't determine the origins, how are we supposed to preclude this from happening in the future? and i think a good example of that is an experience that we had, this was in april of 2020 so just a few months into the pandemic, we have the intelligence community before us, and we asked them about

this. they said, welk we've been able to genetically determine that this came from a natural source. and i came out of my chair. it was, like, how could you possibly make that claim especially at this point? remember, the first thing china did was destroy every one of the samples they had of the covid virus that they were working. they destroyed documents. they had some of hair researchers disappear. they denied access to the world health organization. and, kennedy, china should have preserved those samples. that would have proven -- kennedy: yeah. that would have exonerated them completely and also would have been very instructive to different countries, different parts of china what not to do in the future as not to to unleash another global pandemic if it happens that easily. the problem with that theory is they tested hundreds of thousands of samples from dead animals, and they have found no bridge. they have found no correlation. they have not found the thing

that caused the pandemic. but what they did have for quite some time before china admitted that this was really a problem, they had sick people. hay had sick people who had been exposed to people who had worked at the wuhan suit of vie rolling. and they had all of those -- virology. and they had all all of those sample, and they destroyed those as well. it would have been nice to go back several months from where we thought the starting point was, but now here we are. we don't have answers, we don't have samples, we don't have honest actor toes in terms of the health agencies who have been, you know, laundering and funneling money to do gain of function research in wu hanger so how do we keep this -- wuhan, so how do we keep this from if happening end again. >> there's a couple things. one of them is we've got to retask the cia and others and say you've got to go back and give us another report.

it's sr. clear that you've withheld evidence not only from the american people, but the intelligence community. imagine that happening, right? we've certainly seen that happen before. and the report that they released, look, it was not definitive at all. there was no con seven is us. in fact, they were -- consensus. in fact, they were very divided, and the things they said this might have come from a natural origin. they determined that with low confidence. in other words it's kind of like, well, maybe it did. again they were divided, and yet the narrative they put out is, well, this is what we think a happen. and they ignore their the own experts, no, it didn't come from a natural source. here's evidence that it came from the lab. and, look, you said something earlier, i don't think china intended for this to leak finis- kennedy: i don't either. >> i don't think they intended millions of people around the world to die, but that doesn't mean that they the still are not accountable for a mistake or for i greener juice security that we know took place at the wuhan

virus. you want to know how we stop from happening again, you've got to have dr. fauci come in and talk about did you fund gain of research and why would we do that in china? instead of here in. kennedy: well, they knew, the researchers and the doctors who were look d working many in that a lab, said there wasn't enough security. said that it was the, essentially, a ticking time bomb this. but ecohealth alliance, they sure didn't do anything about it, fauci didn't do anything about it, and they've known for years that this could be the direct result of an accidental leak of the kind of stuff that they were growing and juicing up and testing there. >> that's exactly right. ken ken so there'sing nothing to keep it from happening again. maybe we will see a shift when your party takes over. congressman, thank you so much for your time, i appreciate it. >> thank you, kennedy. kennedy: all right, very good. let's go from one murderous regime to another, the iranian

government sentencing soccer player to death, they've publicly hanged two people for demonstrating against the death of the teenager -- for protesting against the death of the teenager killed for improperly wearing her hijab. hundreds have been arrested. the soccer player, well, he did not play at the world cup, but that doesn't make it any less despicable. the soccer world has come to his defense. can anything be done to stop iranian regime from executing him and others? joining me now to discuss,s the host of "the next revolution," sundays on the fox news channel, steve hilton is back. so, steve is the, i think this is an incredibly important story especially, you know, we are about to enjoy the world cup final on sunday. you know, we get to do that pretty passively. we get to make machos and have friends over, go to a sports bar, and for usst fun and games. but -- for us, it's fun and

games. but for this soccer player, it could mean death. >> it's such a shocking story. as with any situation like this, of course we've got to acknowledge that there are many people in iran and elsewhere around the world -- heir not the only appalling, evil regime, but they're people in iran who are not famous, not well known, don't play in a national sport and, therefore, get discussed. but the value of it happening to someone like this who is prominent is that it ill i human nates what's going on and how many people have suffered at the hands of this, exactly as you said, despicable regime. and so we need to get engaged in. if you think about the level of engagement there is in an international event, for example, putin's invasion of ukraine which is despicable and evil, and we've said that many times and many one would say anything else in terms of the, what went on will and the human

rights abuse and so on. but it's going on in iran right now, and the scale of the response from from the is nothing like proportionate to what's going on. of and so i think we've got to engage, and we've got to do much more. for example, they've put some sanctions on the regime, but they haven't sanctioned the ayatollah, they haven't really made it hurt for them. just as with the chinese regime, the kids of this appalling regime are in universities in america and swarming around the and so on because they're total hypocrites as you often see with these regimes. we haven't done anything about that. there's a lot more pain that we could inflict on regime as well as supporting those incredibly brave revolutionaries. kennedy: yes. >> and i just don't think we're doing nearly enough. kennedy: no, and president obama says one of the regrets from his time as president does -- was he didn't do more to support the green revolution many 2014. >> exactly. kennedy: it seems like we're at a very unfortunate tipping

point, and my worry is that they will assassinate, they will execute this soccer player. >> yeah. kennedy: and, you know, what would that do to the movement? how would that galvanize the country? >> well, you see, the reason that they would do that is because they are so evil, they believe that that would have an intimidating effect. it would be a warning to everyone else. but the interesting thing, the encouraging thing about this round of protests compared to what we've seen before is it does seem much more nationwide. it started off with the response to masa amimi and what happened with the hijab, and it was -- you've seen women in the forefront of this revolution, but it's now i a generalized protest against the regime. that's really what it's turned into. and it's much more sustained than i think the anyone predicted. and i think they've got that kind of sense of this time we're not going to let it go. they're fighting incredibly bravely.

again, to make the comparison with ukraine, we talk all the time -- and rightly the -- about how bravely the ukrainians are fighting in the face of the horror inflicted on them in terms of the russian atrocities. but, you know, exactly the same applies to the iranian people, and we've got to support them as strongly as we're supporting the ukrainian people at moment. kennedy: yes, absolutely. there are men and women who are dying in that country for freedom, and her hoping -- and they are hoping that this is a point where everyone joins them and everyone stands up. because there are 28 people who are set for execution, 3 of them are children. one -- the soccer player is just one of hem. and they're doing that to scare people, but we're also hearing reports that there are people, this is a theocracy saying should we really be putting people to death in the name of god? you know, isn't there an immissit hypocrisy there the? --

implicit? and hopefully the moral, and not just the morality police, because they're pretty freaking evil, but, you know, the moralists within that regime, hopefully they will have some voice. >> well, i think that the uprising is very, very deeply rooted, and i think that they -- it's a despised regime. it's seen as an occupying force in iran. and i think that there's no legitimacy whatsoever. that's why they have to rule in this way as all regimes of this type do in the end. they've completely lost. there's no trust, there's no support from the people. i think it feels different time from the previous potential revolutions, but it's going to peter outwe don't support them. and that's what we have to do. we're talking about it tonight, that's fantastic, but we've got to really kind of ramp up the pressure on regime from the outside in order to help them buckle, because i don't think the iranian people are boeing to buckle. but, you know, they can't go on

forever. kennedy: no, absolutely not. this regime cannot go on forever. people cannot live like this. steve hilton, thank you so much. >> great to see you, thanks. kennedy: coming up, the biden administration now suing a border state for trying to stop flow of migrants over the border. later on, forget christmas, it's festival season. the panel joins me for the airing of the grievances. that's next. ♪ if. ♪ ♪ completely on its head. bringing legendary design... and state-of-the-art technology... to a fully-electric suv. the all-new, all-electric eqb from mercedes-benz.

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kennedy: arizona's trying to get a grip on the border crisis, but the white house is trying to shut it down because the border's fine, you guys. arizona republican governor doug ducey, he's building a makeshift wall on his way out of town out of shipping containers and razor wire on the state's border. the goal is to sop migrants from crossing illegally into arizona. doocy says he's tired of the president doing a whole lot of nothing, but the new the wall has really tick thed off the administration. the my mom used to say that, i'm just tick thed off right now. they're suing the sate is,

claiming the containers are on federal land. why is the white house trying to punish a governor for protecting his citizens? let's see this thursday night party panel. max funds.com can cofounder, fox news contributor, he's wearing plaid for the season, jo maas max ferry rest -- jonas max ferrises is here. and ellie green is back, host of the fifth column now and 541 languages, it was 540 before the show, reason editor at large mat welch. welcome, everyone. >> thank you. [applause] kennedy: that was the awkward. [laughter] so, mat, you have such an interesting take here. i'm always curious to see what libertarians have to say about immigration because this is clearly a problem. this is not normal, this is not nothing, and the states -- even california governor gavin newsom has complained that the federal government isn't doing must have. but you are concerned about something else, and that was the

claim that the containers are on federal land. >> arizona and a lot of, like a lot of states in the west, is owned by the federal government. i mean, we think of arizona as being really tough and self-rehypothetical, 42% of the land is known owned by the feds. this is common in alaska and throughout. your previous guest, chris stewart from utah, has been working on trying to get utah to not be is so owned by the feds so you inevitably have these conflicts. it's ridiculous for the federal government to be suing a state over something that the federal government is supposed to be responsible for doing. but when you don't own your own stuff, you're basically acting like a protect rate of federal property. so these conflicts are going to be the with us even more and more because more, you know, nothing ever gets done on the federal level involving immigration. they don't pix it, they don't treat the it like the problem that it is which is that you're kind of criminalizing an activity that people want to do and pushing people into

dangerous crossing zones instead of the normal entryways. kennedy: yeah. >> if that's all broken, the governor's, of course, going to protect -- kennedy: yeah. the prohibition itself is causing this problem, but they won't even acknowledge it. that's what's crazy to me. they're had the opportunity for two years to fix it. you can totally fix it. you've got the house, you've got the senate, you've got the president, and that is somethino anytime 2009, they're not doing it now, so what are these governors supposed to do? >> yeah, it's amazing they're getting in trouble for doing what the federal government should be doing. i feel like this is biden we're talking about. i think he's probably, like, why are we suing arizona? does he even know what's going on? i don't think they have any clue finish. [laughter] kennedy: iced tea and cocoa? >> i like that stuff. biden is currently building a wall that's funded by taxpayers around his delaware house. kennedy: yeah. >> how is he against building a wall? kennedy: tell me about the creative solutions. you had a story i've never heard

before. >> this is too reasonable, what they're doing. we need something crazy hike the kids who blew themselves and throw soup at paintings. in ec land the federal government wasn't fixing potholes, so some guy started drawing penises around them pretty much -- [laughter] and really graphic ones. so people were -- it was on everyone's social media. in 48 hours they fixeded the potholes. it was best campaign. we need solutions like that. [laughter] >> -- you're saying plastic sex toys in the desert, and they'll be scared to walk lu it -- >> yeah, build a wall of just sex toys. kennedy: absolutely right. >> i think this is the mostly tick louse story on so many levels. first of all, even if all the land was theirs for the sake of argument, it's on a state border. that's not their job. i know we kind of made it their job in the '90s under clinton, but the reality is it's the white house's job to screw up. it is not a state's --

kennedy: what if they fail? >> they are failing, that's not the point. kennedy: it is the point. >> just because the federal government's failing at military doesn't mean arizona should attack some country either. that's not their job. of. kennedy: they have state troopers. >> who do state laws, not to enforce immigration. kennedy: i thought we were a constitutional republic. >> yes. and that is one of the things like the national defense budget has the an international -- these are things controlled by the federal government. how they could pix it is we need to have -- fix it is we need of to have id to control illegal immigration. but in our country, this is another issue for all you no government whatever people -- [laughter] when you're in a country like germany or russia or -- kennedy: here we go with the germans are so great. >> you don't have to have an id. arizona could have id mandates, i don't think they're up on their real id thing -- kennedy: i have it. >> twenty years since nerve, we

have yet -- since 9/11, we have * to make it effective. if you had to have good id, not these garbage state ones -- kennedy: that my 17-year-old hasesome yeah. >> it would be something that federal police could say where's your id, you're not supposed to be here -- kennedy: wow, you really doing like those german metaphors. that's scary. >> americanism is kind of weird -- >> -- illegal immigration, right? >> they're not even trying. they're not even asking for papers. >> right. that's why we have it. >> chris christie had a great idea of let's turn illegal immigrants into, like, fedex packages. kennedy: yeah. i know where my fedex package is. just give 'em bar codes. >> i don't want to have to tell a cop on demand to who i am. >> right. and this is why we have -- [inaudible conversations] kennedy: why am i the skunk at garden partiesome all right. meanwhile -- okay. you can -- this can be on your list of grievances.

meanwhile, it's festivus for the rest of us. the 25th anniversary of the legendary seinfeld episode, the public areaing of grievances and a dinner. we're all having dinner, is so let's get festive without getting arrested. we're going to skip the wrestling match and cut right to the complaining. panel, what are your grievances with 2022? mat. >> owner of the angels. he's had mike trout and shohei otani in the primes of their careers, enough already, marino. kennedy: that is unacceptable. i share your grievances. and i think aaron boone should be fired. take him, los angeles angels of anaheim. what about you, allie? >> first of all, i don't think we need festivus, twitter is year-round, all the time. everyone's airing grievances left and right. but i would say that you can't dislike someone for the content of their character anymore. like, i don't like meghan markle

and harry, and you're branded racist when it's just their personality. they're so annoying do -- kennedy: sometimes people are jerks, and sometimes people are bad at their job. >> yeah. kennedy: it doesn't make you a bad, racist person to say, no, this person objectively has failed. >> they stink in so many ways, and it has nothing to do with race. >> although gingers, come on -- [laughter] >> that's the one thing that is acceptable. [laughter] >> -- something about hating british people anyway. we're american. we don't have kings. okay. of we'll keep it seinfeldiam, larry david who created seinfeld with the other guy, he is getting heat for the ftx -- he did an ad for ftx in the super bowl, and somehow he's the reason why everybody lost all this money with this offshore crypto gambling casino, ftx. as much as i'd -- i'd like to slam instagram influencers and all these people, kim kardashian, the football guy that everyone --

kennedy: tom brady? >> tom brady. [laughter] kennedy: the football guy. >> he's nothing to me anymore. since you left gisele bundchen. kennedy: you really do like the nazi -- [laughter] finish. >> wills, like, ten government agencies that are responsible -- kennedy: with a german surname end up in south america? >> there's, like, ten government agencies hard responsible for this, and kim kardashian is not one of them. and i'm not referring to the financial influencers who took $15 million and then endorsed it and didn't disclose that properly. those are financial people -- kennedy: yeah, they should give that money back -- >> not somebody who did an ad. how is larry david supposed to know it's crooked if the cftc and -- kennedy: he paid for his word, he paid for his reputation. so it's in his best interests to do the research and not just endorse something that he doesn't understand. >> but if the government

agencies can't do research and decidest a scam, how is -- what if larry david did an ad for some vitamin supplements that the government allowed to be advertised and three people died? is he liable? kennedy: no, no, here's the difference, he doesn't -- he shouldn't be healey compelled to give -- legally compelled to give back the money, he should be a good person and give back the money to the people who invested because they believed larry david. here's a smart, funny guy who's super are rich, i'm going to do what he's doing because i don't know anything about it. i'm intrigued by it, therefore, here's all the money i got. and they lose that money because of larry david, i have a grievance with you because you hate crypto so much concern. >> i do. but i am pointing the fingers where they need to be pointed, not to our roil i, the celebties. [laughter] gwen ken panel is not moving a

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♪ ♪ kennedy: my mind is blown, read the papers. it ises time to berate the fourths estate with america's favorite game of news you can't lose, whose headline is it any? we found some of the wokest and wackiest headlines on the web, mixed many a few that we made up ourselves. can our panel match them? jonas, allie, max, are you ready to play in. >> yes. kennedy: very good. you have your white boards at the ready. here we go, you're going to miss the deep state when it's gone. is that, a, "the washington post," b, the daily beast or, c,

a fake headline? we've got an a, a c and an a a, and and you're all wrong. that's such a daily beast headline. they've gone nuts. >> firewalls -- >> firewall. kennedy: headline number two, you all have zero. the headline is antivaxers have a dangerous theory called natural immunity. now it's going mainstream. is this cnn the, b, mother jones, c, fake headline? >> max says a a, allie says c, jonas says a, and it's b. you're all wrong. [laughter] mother jones. >> okay. kennedy: always trust your mother. >> i think i see a pattern. kennedy: here we go. just write b. >> apparently. kennedy: okay, here we go. here's the next headline: why you should tell your parents you're gay, especially if you're not. is this, a, teen vogue, b,

seventeen or, c, a fake headline? >> totally fake, but i've got to go with -- kennedy: you guys are awful at this. , no it's a fake headline. of. [laughter] >> i switched. kennedy: i'm going to call my mom tonight. hi, mortgages i'm gay. she'd be like, yeah, i knew it. headline number four, here we go, how to get dolphin smooth skin. dolphin smooth. has anyone ever touched a dolphin? >> i have. it's slimy. [laughter] kennedy: all right, here we go. a, highlights magazine, b, the new york slimes or, c, a fake headlinesome jonas thinks he knows it. everyone says b with, everyone's onboard with the the right answer. the new york, the failing new york times. dolphin smooth skin. all right, here we go. here's your next headline, jonas? you were very confident during the commercial break. >> i know. i'm tied for first and last.

kennedy: that's true. can flavored condoms actually get you high? if we asked an expert. is this buzzfeed, b, vice, or, c, fake headline? >> slightly too stupid for -- [laughter] kennedy: and allies lee is -- allie is slightly too smart for everyone -- >> all right! nothing is too stupid for vice. kennedy: i wonder if they have thc in them. that's quite a cottage industry. >> yeah. absolutely. kennedy: all right. if you're afraid -- here's your next headline, by the way. if you're afraid you've become gross while working from home, quiz will tell you if you're right. is that a, buzzfeed, b, esquire or, c, a fake headline? you say a, you say a, it's a triple everyone's right, it was buzzfeed. allie's still in the lead are, it's 3-2 -- >> oh, yeah. kennedy: headline number seven -- [laughter] is your white son a neo-nazi?

ten warning signs you shouldn't ignore. is that a, msnbc, b, harpers or c, a fake headline? >> oh, god, i hope this is right. kennedy: allie, you are crushing their dreams. you got it right, miss. >> thank god. kennedy: yeah. but we do, we do have some signs. if your son is talking about how great germany is -- [laughter] >> random shakedowns by militant police officers with machine guns. kennedy: oh, god. see? there you go. your fridge -- sorry, your old fridge is vladimir putin's best friend. dump it. is that, a, "the washington post," b, cnbc, c, a pick headline? and jonas got it right! >> -- because he wants you to buy a new refrigerator. that was of so obvious.

kennedy: jonas, you think --, your deductive powers of reasoning there. this is our last one. this is worth 2. that means, mat, the best you can do is tie, either one of you can win. head line number nine, how joe biden is like america's founding fathers and, no, i'm not kidding. is that, a a, the huffington post, b, salon or, c, a fake headline in this is a big one. and jonas wins the game. >> what? kennedy: unbelievable. >> that's right! kennedy: you win. you called it before show. were you looking at my cards? >> underdog style. [laughter] >> you did -- [inaudible conversations] kennedy: all right. well, congratulations, you win the gisele mask which is really just a small moustache. and i want to hank aling lee and mat for being here. so you can go on the fifth column now. >> thank you. kennedy: thank you all.

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♪ last christmas, i gave you my heart -- ♪ but the very next day, you ghei it away ♪ kennedy: all right. pull out your ugly sweaters, wrap up a secret santa gift because workplace holiday parties are finally back. after several years of zoom get togethers and social distancing, companies are finally once again celebrating in person. we did last night. but before you get too jolly with your coworkers, etiquette experts releasing some very helpful party tips so you don't regret showing your face at work the next day. here with me in studio, the

cohost of gutfeld, holiday party expert, the one and only kat timpf. so we had our holiday party last night -- >> yes. kennedy: and i was reading a list of tips that you could have easily authored, and one of the number one tips is you have to go to work the next day. >> yeah. you can't be there pounding booze and then be, like, call your boss and go, like, i don't feel good. you have to be there. i don't care if you're actually sick, if you are having, like, explosive die eerie ya, you have to have explosive diary ya in the workplace. the boss is going to think you're suffering from holiday party. of. kennedy: it's not may of 020. i have a tickle and a -- [laughter] stay home, whatever you do. >> yeah, exactly. kennedy: so people, you know, often times, and i got into a couple of conversations last night with people who were, you know, they were peopling it -- feeling it. there are two ways to think about it, oh, my company's paying for booze, i'm going to

drink as much as i can because it's prix, and the other is, wow, i could say something really dumb and get in trouble at work. where do you stand on the booze rule at the company party? >> yeah, it can be a trap. don't do it. kennedy: great point. >> yeah, there's no reason, you know, if you need a drink so much that you don't have enough money to pay for yourself to have a drink or two when you want one, that the only time you can really tear it up at your company party, then you need to take a look at some of the other decisions in your life that led you to that point where that's what you're going to do because it's not worth it. it's not worth it even if you don't get fired, you spend the whole next day with all anxiety, maybe i shouldn't have told the ceo of my company that thing that -- you're not going to make a decision. kennedy: should you approach the boss at the company party? >> if they approach you, if they look at you, say hi, but don't stand there and talk them into a wall, you know? remember heir your boss.

kennedy: some people are, like, i'm going to shoot my shot. >> no, yeah, no. kennedy: this is it, i'm finally going to talk to the boss. >> yeah. the christmas party is like more work: you can drink, but you're still at work, and you're still going to be judged by your coworkers for the anything that you do or don't do. or if you're me, you will not drink a lot, and then if you work for gutfeld, he'll still call me a drunk on the air the next day anyway. kennedy: but that's not true -- >> i had one drink and i went home. kennedy: yeah, i had one drink. i have a crutch, because i have hip surgery, so when i'm in crowded places, i use a crutch. what came on? like a prayer, so what did i do, i turned it upside down and used it as a microphone -- >> that's happened to me before, i got cut off at a bowling alley in college, you can't serve person because i was too drunk, i had zero drinks. i don't know if that's a good thing about me or a bad thing about me that with zero alcohol

my impulse control is suspicious, but it's a true story. kennedy: i hope you bowled, because last time we went bowling, you bowled a strike out of nowhere, and your husband happened to be filming you. >> yeah, it was the only one he filmed. >> math, sort of threw it down, and it was, like -- >> it was amazing. it was the greatest moment of my life. i didn't bowl though because i'm worried if i don't do do it again -- i can't beat that moment. it was a great moment. kennedy: a few years ago we were able to take bowling balls away from our company party. they didn't have those bowling balls, but i still took a bowl bowling ball -- [laughter] >> say it was an accident. kennedy: i always say, hey, my boss told me it's okay. >> yeah, the boss. kennedy: take all the balls. >> i'm to sure that's not the worst thing anybody anything's

done. somebody's making a terrible mistake. kennedy: tell me all about it on twitter. kat, thank you so much. and the top the call storm is next, let's knit a yarn. ♪ ♪

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kennedy: a norwegian woman is facing hate crime charges for saying men cannot be lesbians. specifically, it ises a hate crime against james corden. he's a crime against hilarity, and this is the topical storm. topic number one. a family in the african nation of mali is back home together after mom gave birth to nine kids at once. or as nick cannon calls it, a good start. yeah, these are the world's only none up lets, after spending the first 19 months of their lives in a special care facility, normally you have to go to fenway park to to see nine babies playing at home. just kidding. the five girls and four boys were born by cesarean, some of them weighing just 500 grams. you know your baby's underweight when the nurse hands it to you in a dime bag.

the babies are now totally healthy, it is a miracle. so at least morocco was able to save something this year. of course, raising kids in at lot of work. the family says they intend to spend the entire day changing dirty diapers, so it's basically like being dr. jill biden. topic e number two. a legal services company has created an a.i. chat bot that can negotiate your bills. it comes from a company called do not pay which calls itself the world's first robot lawyer. so it's basically like a regular lawyer but more human. the chat bot engages with customer service reps in realtime citing laws and threatennenning to sue unless their company gives you cash. also known as al sharpton's business model. i'm gonna shake tree. the video shows the bot securing $10 off a month ily cable bill by lying about service outages. it's the fakest bot you'll see outside of chelsea handler's twitter pollers. over time the chat bot will --

and before long it will be married to prince harry. [laughter] topic number three. he's third city thursday, and tonight we're opening up a case of beer. in a new ruling, a principal judge says that he can't tell difference between beer and hard seltzer, which means he's probably drinking coors light. the ruling was in response to a suit from modelo seeking to sop constellation brands from making hard seltzer. modelo has licensed constellation to use the krone name on -- corona on certain beers but never hard sletser, and now they've got a lot of hard feelings about it. the judge said the word beer is too ambiguous and is now leaving it up to a jury to decide what beer is. luckily, if it were a jury of my peers, i think they'll know

pretty darn quick. topic number four. nasa has released audio of a dust devil on mars. it's now the only audio track that blows harder than coldmay. let's have a listen. coldplay. [background sounds] kennedy: we're not alone. there you have it, the sound of hundreds of dust particles pinging about the perseverance rover. usually you have to go to a kansas concert to hear -- ♪ dust in the wind. massa said the -- nasa said it was 20 the feet wide. the recordings allow scientists to study the turbulence and power of martian wind which is a lot better than studying wind from your ray us in. as you know, i'm a huge astronomy fan, guys. in fact, i had three cosmos before going on air tonight, so for the latest news on cosmic dust, keep tuning in to the kennedy show, whoo!

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