another the, he should quit his job and say so. dagen: there are 200,000 people who die from fentanyl poisonings, and those deaths, a large percentage of them are right on his hands. >> absolutely. dagen: and that is irrefutable. >> remember that grandmother and granddaughter who died in a car crash, the car being chased by the border patrol? there's all kinds of examples, but bottom line is we're not secure. sean: david asman's bottom line are, i love it. thank you for joining us, david asman. up next, the great, the fabulous are, kennedy. by the way, are you color coordinated today, black and pink? what's up with this? kennedy: i think it's absolutely beautiful. those are complimentary colors. like a couple of tulips on the orr began, we complement spring. nice a to see you. they teed it up, let's take it home. president biden's homeland security chief today getting ripped to ribbons on capitol

hill when he tried to defend the jobs he's done on the border. so why hasn't this bow sew been fired? why hasn't he quit? as you know, our immigration system is a complete disaster. roughly 5 million people have reportedly entered to u.s. illegally since sleepy joe took office. i think those are very conservative numbers. by most measures, that would be considered a failure. but today on capitol hill secretary mayorkas repeatedly claimed the administration is doing a bang-up job. republicans, they weren't buying it. watch. >> is there a crisis at our southern border? >> senator, there is a very significant -- >> that's a yes or no question. is there a crisis. >> senator, there's a very significant challenge -- >> i think your microphone is not on. >> there is a very significant challenge that we are facing -- >> yes or no, is there a crisis? >> i believe i've addressed that question. >> so you're refusing to answer. >> senator, there is a very significant challenge -- >> will you answer if there's a crisis? >> therefore, we are

dedicating -- >> okay. so you're refusing to answer. kennedy: i believe i answered that question with a non-answer. ted cruz certainly puts the grand in grandstanding. i'm pretty sure he'd run for president, but he was not only one who opened up a can of whoop ass on mayorkas. >> 4.8 million people coming to the border and being ushered into the interior of the united states perhaps never to be identified or heard from again. and with the 108,000 americans dying of drug overdoses last year alone, with those drugs flooding across the border, you think everything is just hunky corpsly? kennedy: love that. mayorkas went on to claim he was, quote, not aware that drug cartels used illegal immigrants to distract border agents. what? because he not read his tps reports? how can the head of homeland security not know that? i don't know anything, and i know that.

according to louisiana republican senator john kennedy, there's only one explanation. >> did you just parachute in from another planet, mr. secretary? because you're the only person in the milky way who believes that we're not having massive, massive illegal immigration. kennedy: it's called task saturation. game, set, match. so with guys like mayorkas in charge, is it possible to ever secure the border? joining me now to discuss, he's the host of the gary and shannon show, gary in gary and shannon, los angeles' gary hoffman. joined tonight by democrat strategist and fox news contributor, the angelic resident of the city of angels, leslie marshall, and director of libertarian institute, scott horton. welcome, one and all. we will discuss this more with scott in just a little bit. but, gary, i want to start with you because these are two things that directly impact your state.

illegal immigration and homelessness. and it's very interesting, because a lot of money is thrown at both of these problems, and i think both tend to proliferate. so what is the correlation in your mind between homelessness and illegal immigration? >> well, among other things, like you mentioned, they're very, very similar problems. we clearly do not have the answers to them here in the california where i think it's more than half of all the homeless people in the united states reside in the beautiful state of california. but we also have a handful of million undocumented people who live and work and, in many cases, do distribute to our society -- contribute to our society here in california, but we don't know what to do. we simply do not have the right answers in terms of making sure these problems don't continue to exist and, most importantly, don't continue to proliferate. in the time that, for example, gavin newsom has been the governor of the state of california, one of the first

things he said when he was sworn in was he wanted to eradicate and eliminate homelessness in california. it's doubled in size since he's been here. now, it's not entirely his fault, but it's one of those issues where if you cannot firmly define what the problem is, homelessness in california a lot of it happens to be mental illness, drug abuse and things like that, if you concentrate on things like the price of housing in california, you're never going to crease the issue. st t very similar. alejandro mayorkas clearly does not have a grasp on what the problems are along the border. he needs to, i don't know, i guess craft a new undercover boss episode where he aches his tasselled loafers down to the border and walks alongside the men and women of i.c.e. and cbp and sees for himself what the actual problems are. kennedy: yeah. and ted cruz made the point, ted cruz was not in a friendly mood today, but he was, like, the people who work for you hate you. it's a really tough job right

now. leslie, were you surprised that mayorkas admitted that he was not aware of a structural problem that is clearly happening right now? >> well, there are a couple of things. i know a number of people that work in the senate that hate ted cruz, so -- kennedy: [inaudible] >> -- the people working around him. but i was surprised, i was surprised. you know, look, you don't need to google it, it's a headline. it's also common sense. and it's not just happening with homeland security director or this administration. i mean, drug cartels have been using migrants and paying their way to come to the united states and been taking advantage of vulnerable, uneducated, desperate, frightened, anxiety-ridden individuals and their children to get their drugs over this border. and they've been doing it for 4-5 presidencies now, not, you know, not just democrat or republican. and i would agree with what gary said to a degree, kennedy, and i'm not going to, you know,

blame our governor here in california, and i'm not going to blame president biden. i'm doing -- i'm going to the blame congress, both democrats and republicans. congress needs, as you said, we have terrible immigration laws. we need comprehensive immigration reform, and more specifically, we need non-outdated, antiquated amnesty rules and laws, and that would start the ball rolling. but people like -- kennedy: that's one of the ball- >> -- crisis or not -- kennedy: i want to bring in scott before we run out of time. you know, scott, we can talk about border security, we can talk about agents, we can talk about more immigration judges who are required, but it's interesting the one thing that the i would like to hear from the border czarina, camilla heifers, is an -- kamala harris, is an acknowledgment about the failure of the war on drugs. because, obviously, yes, cartels are using migrants to distract and to move drugs into this country because people are buying 'em. and they're illegal, so clearly

something has failed. your thoughts. >> yeah. look, you know, her win's been -- hair win's been illegal for -- heroine's been illegal for 100 years. heroin's been illegal for 100 years. you increase the penalty for trafficking in the contraband, you just raise the price, and you just get more people into the market to make up percent decrease in supply. it's guaranteed to fail. it's built in to fail. and then also you have, of course, in the drug war in latin america, of course, an american sits on all the drug laws in latin america including mexico, so you have massive wars between the cartels over who controls the supply. and this is a great part of what drives the immigration problem in the first place. now you have fentanyl which can't be uninvented, i'm sorry, and you have a situation where as you guys were talking about

before, more than 100,000 people a year are dying of overdoses. so what's worse, your cousin is a junkie or he's a dead junkie? the reality is people, everybody has been wrong about this, and hay need to just commit it. we have to legalize drugs so people can just go the wall greens -- wall green's, they can buy heroin, they know exactly what they're getting, measure their dose and not die. and when you try to get to the root causes of people who have addiction and abuse problems and try to concern. kennedy: yeah, i do agree that we do have to treat abuse in this country. we have to do a better job of that. i just talked to a lawyer in portland, kristin olson, who has a wonderful podcast herself on my podcast, kennedy saves the world, about how you need to have a multipronged approach. you can't just permit everything and expect everything's going to be okay. because, you know, we're obviously allowing several rings in the chain to completely break, and society is crumbling as we sit on the sidelines.

well, next up on the chopping block for big government problems, the irs hopefully will be disbanded completely at some point. republicans now commanding answers after reports the irs showed up to the home of twitter files journalist matt taibbi as he was testifying on the day he was testifying on government censorship. is that just a total coincidence? no. totally not because he said things like this -- >> what we found in the files was a sweeping effort to reverse that promise and use machine learning and other tools to turn the internet into an instrument of censorship and social control. unfortunately, our own government appears to be playing a lead role. kennedy: including the irs. literally, while all of that was happening the journalist claims an agent left a note at his home. he visited there and taped to the door himself, or herself. the irs' web site states home visits can happen, but they're very atypical. so was this a countries dense or

intimidation by the feds? gary, do we have weaponization going on here of federal agencies trying to silence people who are whistleblowers? >> possibly. but even if it's not actual weaponization of the irs, this looks so awful for janet yellen, for the department of the treasury, for the irs. i mean, the looks incredibly bad. the only thing that would have looked worse is if it was janet yellen herself who knocked on matt taibbi's -- kennedy: please answer. please, please answer. >>ing ed the not have been worse. kennedy: the irs is pretty bad, leslie. and they just got a bunch of money and thousands, ins of thousands of new agents about to be hired to make everyone's life miserable. who loves the irs, let's leslie -- leslie? >> well, i didn't wear my pin, i hate the irs, but i certainly co. hay love to pick on me all the time. and i did --

[laughter] yeah. i did have somebody come to my house and leave a card. although this, i would agree with gary on this, this is not a good look because of the timing. you know, i'm not concerned about it was 018 they had a problem -- 2018, the first return and if then they're coming back years later. i've had that happen to the myself, not even concerned that somebody came to the house, somebody came to my house, although they typically do just get in touch with you through the mail. but it is the timing because, like you said, it was the day that, you know, he testified. because of the optics of this, it because have the optics of weaponization, and that's not a good look -- kennedy: absolutely not. and they're -- >> -- or the irs. kennedy: yeah. the irs is only getting more and more powerful, and they're not just going after richie rich, are they, scott? >> no, they've always been political, and now i'm in trouble because i know they're looking at me right now and here i am trashing them on tv. but isn't that the keel? we know that, yeah, i'm actually, you know, getting

myself in worse trouble with them right now because they are that political, and they do act on their emotions. and like the fbi and just as stupid and bungling too, the way they show up at his house like this. but let me can ask ya, why do we have an income tax at all? this is supposedly a capitalist society where the more money you earn, that is the more successful you are, the more trouble you're in. and the higher your fine is. and unlike in the bill of rights, you have to incriminate yourself, account for if every dime in and out like it's the mark of beast, and we call the freedom? and meanwhile, they take all to our money that they do tax, give it to, in welfare payments to the people who are already the most wealthy while they print money all day. and they don't even need to tax us at all. it's simply a form of control, as matt taibbi can see. this is what happens when you cogood journalism, stick your neck out, and hay come right for you. kennedy: absolutely. you should write lyrics for sia, because that was so beautiful.

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. kennedy: we now have the harrowing body cam video from yesterday's appalling school shooting in nashville. it is absolutely horrific. but you can't not watch. several police officers wasting no time, running right into the covenant school, and you can see they had a key ready to unlock the doors. watch. >> let's go. i need three! [background sounds] >> one more! >> let's go! let's go. [inaudible conversations] [background sounds] >> let's go, let's go! kennedy: yeah, send her right to hell. surveillance video shows the shooter firing through a glass door to get in. police chief john drake said his officers never hesitateded. >> watch. >> as officers were approaching the building, there was gunfire went on. they -- going on.

they went through door by door as we cleared buildings. they heard gun fire and immediately ran to that. and if then took care of the, this horrible situation. can. kennedy: taraji as you know -- tragically, three 9-year-old students lost their lives as well as three adults, but without these cops, what might have happened? joining me to cuts, former fbi agent, jonathan gilliam is back. jonathan,st the interesting because as i watched this, i'm very pleased as a parent that there are brave officers like that doing what they are trained to do. and even though everything inside them might be screaming, telling them to run away from danger, they don't. they override that, they go into the building, and they do, they send that shooter right to hell. but it's the also tragic because i think of the you value key parents watching this and how they if must feel. >> yeah, that is tragic.

the comparison back and forth of uvalde and what happened in nashville is many in stark contrast of what police should be and what they should not be. and i'll tell you, when, kennedy, you come on can and do your show, you know, every night and you have a long career in television and you don't, you know, bow to stage fright. it doesn't even affect you when you come on and do your show. that's the way it is in law enforcement and special forces. when you're trained in a tactical manner under stress, you develop a mindset that allows you to go from tunnel vision to where you can see everything in the room, and you are so focused on the mission and taking out that vulnerability and eliminating that threat that when you get into a stack like that and the train, that's what they call the train is running and the whole boss is telling you go here, go there, it is, it's something that sends chills up my spine when i see these guys working

like this. and it's not impossible. i don't know why law enforcement agencies aren't all like this, why they rely so heavily on s.w.a.t and police are not trained like this. when you enter into the room, you should have men and women around you that are trained to this level and that are willing to push forward. and it was, it took them a long time to get there, 14 minutes is way too long. the average arrival time for law enforcement in an active shooter is 90 seconds. so this was way long. however, when they got there, the way they moved systematically through there, man, it was inspiring to watch them do that. kennedy: it really was. and, you know, it's nice to see something like this done right because when we talk about officer-involved shootings, oftentimes we often the officers who are at fault. and, you know, now a days they get tried for murder and they get thrown off the force, and in a lot of those high profile cases where there is a lot of

footage, that is justified. but it's nice to see officers responding with hair training, and concern their training. we know response times are up across the country, you know, in places like portland it can be upwards of 25 the minutes before you get a responding officer. and, you know, it's like no matter how much training you have, if you don't have officers on the job because your department has been defunded or you've got a lot of officers who are resigning, it's really tough to respond to to those calls quickly. >> right. and you know what bothers me about all this is the fact that this school clearly had not done a threat assessment because they didn't do anything about those front coors. and these schools -- doors. and these schools have to the start taking this seriously. it can happen to your school. it can happen to your church. ing the happen to your arena. you know, the reality is we need to start doing threat assessments. wicked train every stand member -- i could train every staff member many every school

across the united states in a 1-hour zoom meeting and show everybody how to do their own threat assessmentments to an extent. but these things are not being done, and that's why these strings are able to make entry -- individuals are able to make entry in a lot of okayses. yes, this individual shot the front doors out that are glass, but those doors could have been changed. they could have made a police substation in that school because it was vulnerable. ing this shooter, kennedy, actually did a threat assessment, and she assessed that this was the most vulnerable school, and that's the one that she look the out. and i think it's also in bad practice for legislators to start saying that this was an attack the on a christian school because of christianity. you know, i'm a christian. i don't feel like this was, because when i look at this tactically, the fact that this individual argument thed other schools and chose this one based on the fact that it was more vulnerable tells me that it probably wasn't an attack on christianity, so even that -- kennedy: we'll learn more about

her motivation in the manifesto. i know she was suicidal. i don't want people to take their own lives unless they're going to can kill kids, and then feel free to do it before you walk into a show. jonathan gilliam, thank you so much. >> thank you, kennedy. kennedy: coming up, we're abe the wave of -- talking about the wave of parental bills of rights sweeping the nation. plus cannabis commander in chief afro man speaking -- seeking the highest officer in his 2024 presidential bill not just because he got high. you'll hear his agenda, the legendary after row man -- afro man joins me in moments. there he is. ♪ ♪ because i got high mug. ♪ trelegy for copd. ♪birds flyin' high, you know how i feel.♪ ♪breeze driftin' on by...♪ ♪...you know how i feel.♪ you don't have to take... [coughing] ...copd sitting down.

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kennedy: he's the perfect man for the highest office in the land, the rap artist afro man. you know him. we just played because i got

high. you love it, it's catchy as all get out out, and he's very serious about an announcement he made at a live concert in missouri. watch. >> coming up, the biggest announcement i ever made in my life -- [cheers and applause] i'm running for president for 2024 the -- [cheers and applause] ♪ we gonna get legal weed everywhere, man. can. kennedy: legal weed, that's all they need. like all outsider candidates, he's already facing trouble from the man. last week seven law enforcement officers sued afroman for using footage from a police raid on his home. i feel like if it's your home,st it's your footage. he used it in one of his videos. is this all a ploy to the stop him from winning the presidency? joining me now to discuss a

potential 2024 presidential run, it's candidate and rapper afroman. welcome ott show, afroman. >> thank you. thank you, for having me. kennedy: so i would say it's just crazy enough to work. do you have a team in the place? you got pollsters and volunteers? have you been to the iowa and new hampshire? >> i've been there -- [laughter] you know what i'm saying? i'm going to need a little help from my friends, but i'm going to support and i'm going for it. kennedy: are you rich? are you going to fund this presidential bid yourself? >> i'm going to walk on faith, and i'm going to go as far as i can. and i could go all the way. kennedy: yeah. i think we've seen stranger things in politics, i have to be honest with you. i know that joe exotic, even though that bitch carol baskin is trying to keep him from a run, he's talking about running as a libber ortarian. how are you to going to elbow such a luminary out of the way,

sir? >> i'm going to just do the best i can. i'm going to just tell the truth about how i feel about different topics and step back and sees who agrees with me. and, you know, if i win, i win. if i, you know, if i don't cotoo good, i'll step back and throw my support towards whoever's pushing the agendas i care about. kennedy: all right. so i know one of the big agendas you care about is the legalization of weed. and we talk a lot on this show about legalizing cannabis. and freedom for everyone, the freedom to make your own decisions about who and what you put in your body as long as you're not hurting other people, we couldn't give a rip. that is not the case with some law enforcement officers in your home state of ohio. you may not be are from ohio, but they raided your home x they thought that you had kidnapped someone. how did you get out of that picklesome. >> i never got in that pickle.

i never kidnapped anybody. kennedy: good for you. >> i never committed any crime. you know, al pacino plays a drug dealer in "scarface," but, you know, police officers don't go raiding his house just because there's a possibility he might be an actual drug deal or or they, you know, he's an actor, you know what i'm sayingsome so i sing about cannabis, but, you know, as much -- i'm a law-abiding citizen, you know? i do it in, you know, legal states and i do everything the legal way. so i think they assume, they heard some wild rumors or whatever concern. kennedy: yep. >> -- and they assumed that i had a million pounds of weed in my house, you know? like, in legal states i sell people permission to use my likeness. i give them a license to brand their cannabis with my if image. so, yeah, you know, i don't sell

weed, i sell permission to use my image to people who sell weed. kennedy: you are laundering the afroman image to people who maybe they like to imbibe on a little cannabis and listen to your music and maybe it brings them in communion with you and your message. what are you holding in your right hand? >> oh, this is a cup. this is a cup. kennedy: very nice. >> it's usually a hemp cup but, you know, i've got my hemp jar on here today, just the cup today. kennedy: what do you use a hemp cup for? >> oh. well, actually, it's called a hemp hemp cup. i keep my cannabis in the bottom jar part and my colt 45 in the top part, you know? kennedy: he is a resourceful man. >> amen. kennedy: it looks like he can organize your life and maybe bring some priorities to washington. afroman, i'm a fan and i want to thank you for taking some time

with me tonight. >> yes, ma'am. thank you. anytime. kennedy: i appreciate that your cup matches your imarmt. well done. >> yes. i'm going to help america's mental health all the way around. kennedy: i already feel 25% more sane. thank you very much for that. all right, let's turn to a less successful presidential candidate, former new jersey governor chris christie. in a new hampshire town hall, christie criticized president trump and discussed what it would take to beat trump in the republican primaries. watch. >> you have to be fearless. because he will come at you. and so you need to think about whoo's concern who's got the skill to do that and who's got the guts to do it. because it's not going to end nicely. no matter what. kennedy: oh, get in my belly! president trump! [laughter] is chris christie the man for the job? our party panel is back, gary, leslie and scott.

so, gary, he might have the right idea, but is he the man to execute? the job? there? [laughter] >> well, maybe that specific job of going after donald trump. i mean, out here on the west coast i love to see a new jersey guy go after phi guy and let the chips fall where they may. i feel like that should be ufc 260 or something like that. chris christie knows he doesn't have a chance at the nomination. he's just, if he gets in, it would be as a favor to people like ron desantis or tim scott or mike pence who don't necessarily have the attitude and the edge that it would take to go after someone like donald trump. yes, chris christie's 100% correct, he will come back, he'll punch back device as hard as you punched him, you've just got to get back up and maybe keep giving it to him. [laughter] kennedy: the thing i love about chris christie, leslie, is he

hates me. we were at the range. jers game the other night -- rangers game, i was with dagen and jimmy failly, and he hates me so much, he called and complained about me in the past, and i just love that tub of goo because i think the presidential hopeful, he's a total failure, but it certainly is interindiana thing. >> i was on an amtrak train from new york to d.c. a couple of weeks ago, i walked by, he said hi to everybody and he gave me a look. i'm like, all right. look, he a failed as governor -- so he hates us both. if he has good tate in who he hates, right? kennedy: absolutely. >> he failed as governor of the state of new jersey, he can't run this country. he doesn't have a chance at becoming the gop nominee. and i'm sorry, he's got a lot of bravado and tough talk when it comes to donald trump, but can't he kind of kiss the butt of donald trump -- kennedy: i'm so glad you brought that up, leslie, because he was one of those trump sycophants

who later turned on the guy and wants to make a cottage industry out of it. so, scott it's like omarosa, which i hope you know who she is, anthony scaramucci, the mooch, these were people whose lips were crazy glued to trump's koester for so long, and then when it no longer suited them, they turned on him. and i feel like chris christie, he's in the ohm rosa-mooch camp. >> yeah, definitely. remember, he was on the transition team, but he had prosecuted jared kushner's father, and so kushner played trump card, sorry for the pun, and got rid of him. but he was on team trump up until then. kennedy: you know who was really nice to me when he came to fox? jared kushner. he was absolutely lovely. so go ahead and finish your thought, scott. >> that's fine. yeah, no, or i don't know what they're going to do. obviously, the only candidate that has any chance against trump is ron desantis from florida. but, you know, i don't know if

you guys saw this article in "the washington post" last week, but they said, you know, he was a jag lawyer down at guantanamo bay, and he was on the team of lawyers who helped lead the cover-up when the cia murdered and tortured three guys in june of 2006 at their secret camp kno and was involved mt. cover-up there. they weren't that specific, so i'm going to have to find out through more report, you know, real truth of all of that the. but it could be that in the real trouble there. kennedy: we will see because, you know, there are a lot of democrats who would like to go after ron desantis as well. he's got quite a few enemies in the establishment. we'll see how that pans out. party panel, thank you so much. gary, leslie, scott. and you too, governor christie. all right, thank you all. [laughter] finally, a win for parents. house republicans passing a bill that gives mom and cad more rights in their kids' classroom. will it work? i'll talk to a texas parent next.

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♪ like a virgin touched for the very first time ♪ kennedy: that was last night's mouth trumpet monday song. the winner was joe. school choice is building across america. thank god. the house recently passing the parents' bill of rights that would require schools to publicly post their curriculum, mandate a parents be allowed to meet with teachers, make schools inform parents when there's violence on campus x there's more. it's currently sitting in the senate where it is going to not pass. finish at the state level, florida and texas also put out pro-school choice legislation, and now lawmakers are demanding answers from agencies and unions on what the hell happened with

school covid closures. is the power finally going back to the parents? joining me now to discuss, young americans for liberty spokesperson and parent, brandon stein hauser is here. how are you? >> great. thanks for having me. kennedy: hey, girl. while i appreciate what the house is doing and, you know, it is more of a token gesture because this isn't going to pass the senate. they know that. but -- and this wasn't an extreme bill. democrats were trying to paint it as politics over parents, and that's not the case because a lot of apolitical parents are now engaged in this issue. but shouldn't it be a local issue? >>,ed the, but, you know, at the end of the day not a single democrat voted in support of parental rights. i think aoc called it fascism that parents should know what their children are learning in their schools. so it should happen at the local level. it's actually a shame that this is even being discussed at all,

right, that parents have a right to know what their children are learning, to know how they're learning, by whom they're learning. and so it's happening across the country as well as at the state level, and i think that it's not going to the make it in the senate, and that's a shame for parents as well. kennedy: yeah. of and they, people like aoc should have to answer why is it so hard for parents to get answers? why are parents having to the file foia requests in order to figure out what is being taught at their school? why are they being blocked when all they want is access to teachers to figure out what is going on in the classroom? that's not about banning books. that's not about determining curricula for themselves, although they certainly should be a voice in it. i know a lot of parents have floated this idea, but how do we get our union? the teachers unions are so incred incredibly powerful, parents are obviously way more invested in this. where's our union? >> yeah, parents are getting

more involved than ever before. i think covid really revealed to a lot of parents what their children were learning, weren't learning. they got to spend more time with their children and say, hey, you know what? maybe you're actually wasting a lot of time, 5 days a week, 7 hours a day. you're not learning, you're not energized, you're not excited about learning, so let's think about things differently. we've seen a lot of parents pull their children out of government schools which is why the movement for education savings accounts is so exciting x. that's why it's the happening all across the country to give control back to the parents on how their children are being educated, not the government. kennedy: and parents talk to each other, and we will figure out, you know, what are better schools, how does your child like this charter school, how do you tie guys like home schooling, how do you do it? parents talk to each other, and if they have the resources, if they have the money to follow their child, then guess what? they are going to go the different institutions. we are propping up failing schools. and i want to know again from

people like aoc why are math and reading scores cropping? why is this concern dropping? why is this generation of students dumber a than their parents? yeah. and it's not just that, it's that we've lost the joy of learning. so our children are now beholden to the this outdated, government-run system that's a one size fits all. there's no individualized, customized learning anymore, right in and so, again, taking away the focus from protecting the system, just throwing more money, more money, not seeing any outcomes, let our children thrive. let them learn in an environment that works for them, not a government top-down system that was designed by bureaucrats. kennedy: well said, randan, thank you so much. we'll talk to you again. >> thanks. kennedy: topical storm is next. tonight's tickle me tuesday. s tuesday. guess the punchline on twitter, hashtaggic thing me tuesday. if you look it up, i will know.

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if there's no buyer yet, just fans that chipped in. that's disowning the owner, and this is the topical storm. only topic number one, a bioengineering company has used lab-grown cells to create a wooly mammoth meatball with making it the only company on earth serving older meat ap than arby's. it's actually the new wooly mammoth meatball, the perfect food for people on the caveman diet. it was created with wooly mammoth protein, throw in a little wart hog and it's basically kris crispy. hi. but the scientistses say they're actually afraid to eat it, so ironically after all that work, they still need to grow more balls. they say it's because the protein is so ancient, they don't know if a human immune system can handle it. but they also admit they might change their minds if they're crunk and there's nothing in the fridge.

the company hopes to the make lab grown meat mainstreaming so that one day you'll buy it at your local are supermarket. but remember, if you copick up a box of mammoth meat, you can bring out its natural favor by chilling it on ice for 300 million years. topic number two. and now let's go the ukraine to meet a rescue bear. i'm not talking about the king i few panda. -- king i few panda. this was rescued from the front lines of the war in ukraine. that's right, he barely made it out alive. he was being kept as a pet e when the war began much like the u.s. was doing with president zelenskyy. hello, oscars. but when danger reached his city, he was abandoned without food or water. bunch of jerks. or as president biden calls it, the east palestine plan. the man who found him said he appeared mall neuroifished and dizzy, and so it was like looking at a kesha music video.

now he's safe and sound in a shelter in lviv. he's just emerged from hibernation after sleeping for two straight months. the sad part, you didn't even have any missed calls. i can't wait to see my little bear claws. huh-uh, nothing. topic number three. a 98-year-old world war ii veteran decided to celebrate his big birthday by jumping out of an airplane. originally, he was going to celebrate with a low key dinner, but hen the he got high. ♪ ♪ kennedy: let's meet vin of the 101st airborne making a tandem sky dive over florida. you can't hear him, but right now he's screaming, help, i've fallen and i can't get up! [laughter] the pair jumped from the tico belle, an air aircraft used in the normandy invasion.

he first saw combat in the bat of of the bulge and trained for a possible attack on japan so, basically, this guy's tougher than wooly mammoth jerky. he's so tough, when he peels onions, the onions cry. and the one time he caught the coronavirus, he held it hostage million it gave up its friends. after the jump, vin celebrated with a glass of scotch. my kind of fella. unfortunately, the scotch got crunk on him. drunk on him. fudge yes, vin. topic number four. what's black and white and spread all over? this viral video from south korea. check out zero the zebra running through the streets of seoul after escaping from a local children's zoo. and i have to say as cool as we were to our kids during the pandemic, least many america we can't keep 'em many zoos. officials don't know how the zebra escaped from his cage, but he couldn't get far dressed in them prison stripes.

police eventually cornered zero and shot him with tranquilizers. stumbling around like he just had a colt 45 and two zigzags. finally, the wild day came to an end with zero going down an alley just like me on prom night. [laughter] hey, alley. topic number four. it's time for tickle me use. here's the tickle you've been waiting so patiently for. which state is known for its tiny beverages? say it with me, minnesota. [laughter] >> that was pretty good, kennedy. pretty good. kennedy: i know, nate foy, but not as good as your beard. many others got it right on twitter, of course you did, because you're brilliant. thank you so much for watching the best hour of your day. tomorrow night on the show, charlie hurt, marie harf and texas republican congressman pat

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