>> bob: what is a misogynist? >> eric: we will talk about it another time. that is it for "the five." thank you for watching "the five." see you the winner of the 10th annual greg gutfeld award winner who exemplifies the good longs of greg gutfeld. i i would like to thank greg gutfeld for this honor. you are welcome. now to andy levy. what is coming up on the show, old sport? >> coming up on the big show, a new study shows being a federal worker means you will never die. or did i get that wrong? tune in to find out. and does michelle bacmann suffer from an el i illness that causes her to relive the last five minutes of her life over and over again for weeks at a time? probably not. and an australian muslim awakens to find four bearded men standing over him. i thought i was the only one

who had that dream. >> thank you, andy. >> happy moon day, greg. >> excellent. i find it serves to be quite interesting. >> not that moon, greg. july 20th is the anniversary of the biggest scam perpetrated on the american public. >> you mean the moon is actually real? >> no, in fact the moon is real. i am referring to the so-called moon landing which was a huge hoax concocted by the u.s. government and pulled off by the great film director. >> this is where we partways. not only was the moon landing not real, but the moon 1* not real, an op tau cal illusion by nasa to fund the phony moon landing. >> that's crazy talk. i don't know where you get this stuff from, greg, but you are embarassing yourself and distracting from the real issue of the faking of the moon landing unless that is what you are trying to do. >> he knows. get him! let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that every room she is in becomes a steam room.

i am here with patty anne brown. he knows laughs like i know crafts. i would like to welcome a first-time guest, sean donely. probably not irish. and even his hook worms have hook worms. it is bill shultz. and if insightful commentary was a beauty pageant i would enter him wearing a tierra. it is our fox news contributor and editor and chief in "the daily column." and he is a mess from the printing press. good to see you, pinch. >> today in some section i have never heard of called on-line, they are reading questions about the summer movies. why can't tinseltown make moving pictures like they did back in the golden age of film. it isingong the lients -- lines of breaking. basically anything will do. >> those were the days. >> they certainly were.

>> were you into break dancing? >> i did. i wore zuubos and we did it on a cardboard box, but we flattened the box to do head spins and whatnot. >> i did not know. >> i do an amazing robot. i have no appendages. all the news that is fit to boogie. >> don't look at it anymore. does working for the fed only end when you are dead? usa analysis has found that the job security is so great that they are more likely to expire than get fired. rather than poor performance or layoffs, it is the biggest threat to staying employed at federal operations like the epa and the small business administration and the bureau of unicorns. they do exist. so how few were fired last year? about haver of 1% of the government's more than two million workers. meanwhile, the private sector

fires about 3% annually for poor performance. that's a difference of a lot to be specific. said a spokesman from the department of housing and urban development, quote, we never focused on firing people, and we don't intend to start now. we are more focused on hiring the right people. what a way to throw it in our faces. we asked some employees to comment. >> i wish they worked for the government. >> does this number surprise you? >> well here is the question, when a federal employee dies, how do you know? >> that's an interesting point. >> it doesn't surprise me at all. what they have in common is they fire people. people who can't be fired don't work very hard. having been fired a number of

times myself, painful, but good for the soul. this is exactly what is wrong with the entire system. >> i have been fired three times. my career has been under the press miss of being fired. i am jealous of them. i don't know what that is like to have that feeling of never having to worry about being unemployed. >> they have -- they are terrible at their job. they are terrible at their jobs anyway. if you are clueless, you don't know wlaw doing, are you really worried about getting fired? >> you were doing the slow wind up and then threw the fast ball and hit us square in the brain nothing begin. -- noggin. >> isn't it great they are focusing on hiring and not firing? >> well, tucker had a question and i have a question. where exactly did the motto, "good enough for government work" come from? job security is important. companies should be loyal to their employees and try to keep them on.

but this article quotes this expert on employee turnover. he is probably a government worker. the low departure rates show a failure to released poor performers. did does not indicate something positive. it is a serious management problem, and i have to agree with that. >> bill, what is your secret to not getting fire 1234*ed. >> not getting hired. i am paid in green room food, fine. but there is not any monetary funds i receive. but i have to say something. greg handles the questions. you do not respond with questions. you might as well be government workers. obsolete skills, greg, obsolete skills. >> it is like a philosophy class. every question answered with a question. >> exactly, i think. >> or is it like a philosophy class? think about it. >> sean, have you ever been fired? you are a comedian. >> i have been fired from a doorman job. that's probably the hardest thing to do in the world to be fireed from opening a door for people on the upper eastside of manhattan. >> what did you do?

did you follow somebody into their apartment? >> no, by accident i insulted the guy who owned the building. that's a true story. >> by accident. >> i didn't know it was the owner of the building. >> that's like out of a movie with eddie murphy or something. >> i i couldn't believe what you said to mr. ales on the way into this building. you ran from security wonderfully though. >> should the government send a message with a wave of layoffs? >> according to this it would be a wave of killoffs. that's the only way they could do it. >> why the hateful rhetoric? >> i denounce you and your green jacket. >> what are we talking about? from one kind of firing to another. the congressman had a gunman for a grandson. saturday night he was rudely interrupted when an armed intruder burst through his

farm door and accosted his family. they grabbed the democrat's daughter and demanded money while boswell quickly responded by tackling the dude. the thug broke free and that's when leonard's grandson entered the scene and pointed a loaded shotgun at the crook who then responded by running away. on tuesday, 19-year-old cody john roland was arrested and charged with first degree -- patty anne brown, you are a criminal. we know that. anyway, was charged with first degree burglary and assault. but let's listen in as the 77-year-old congressman badass explains his butt-kicking philosophy to reporter. >> i was certainly reacting as a father. this was my daughter. he had his hand on her throat and a gun in her face. if you are going to shoot somebody, i prefer you shoot me. and r and so i went after him. >> so do you think the criminal will now think twice

before breaking into another home again? >> i love first time guests. you have to let me throw to the ostrich and the iphone. >> see, sean, wasn't that worth the wait? >> yeah. it was really worth the wait. i have never seen that before. >> now you can say i saw an os ostrich attack an iphone. >> the reason he said he did this was the father protecting his daughter. and the other reason was this guy interrupted an episode of "matlock" it was a very less known reason. >> they didn't put that in the report. tucker, what is the take home message here? guns are awesome? >> the take home message is the democrats fielded more questions like this, well they would win everything. endorsed by the nra and former

helicopter pilot, and if he had this attitude he would have been president. same with john kerry. more guys like this, and you would win. >> he is a perfect example of a super old guy, right? >> absolutely. i commend him for his bravery and i know he was trying to protect his family. but i took self-defense. the guy walked in and it was a bb gun. it did look real. they didn't know it at the time. >> how were they supposed to know? >> i am not. it is because i have the three names. >> you people all stick together. go ahead and continue your tirade. >> the guy came in and held a gun to me and he demanded money. what i was taught was you give the money, but the first thing you do is you try the easiest way out. if that doesn't work you go to other measures. he may have made the situation worse and may have escalated it. the fbi now says it doesn't look like there is any other motive. he just wanted the cash.

>> you don't know that. i said this before on "the five" and you can't depend on the kindness of strange you ares or in this case intruders. you don't know if this guy is going to be nice or not. and frankly i would rather be armed and not take that chance. >> there is actually -- i covered crime, but there is some that is a passage -- [no audio] >> you know, fighting back and trying to bite the guy's nose off, a good thing. >> you are right. i think it is hard for -- especially with a rapist -- well, i wouldn't know. but if the person who he was attacking was making it really, really bad for him, i mean -- >> from you just out of control and it is just not working. >> you can't go after women like that.

i don't know what that situation would be like. bill, the guy is 77. he has more energy than you do at 50. >> he fought off a 19-year-old. i believe that's about 20 years his junior. if memory serves -- well if math serves me. i think it is great. the people that hate this are the nra because they propogate the myth that if you are left you are automatically anti-gun. >> he has the highest nra rating. >> they endorsed him. >> my people say they hate -- i said that earlier in the day on "the one" which you can watch every day on bill shultz rules .org. it stars me interviewing me. check it out. >> this is a guy who looks like -- it is a bad move for a judge who looks like -- for a guy who looks like a judge at a pie eating contest. >> don't mess with old people with guns. that's the lesson here. from magnums to migraines, does she have stuff to confess

about how she deals with stress? i am speaking about a report in in "the daily caller." she suffers from severe migraines that knock her out in times of stress. sources tell daily caller writer jonathon strong that bachmann's headaches occur once a week and can incaps tate her for days at a time, and she ended up in the hospital three times because of them. people who work closely with her say, quote, stress, a busy schedule and anything going badly can bring on the migraines. and she takes a whole bunch of pills to fight them. so do i, but not for the migraines. and one former aid to the congresswoman asks her, when she is in crisis management mode, is she going have the physical ability to withstand the most difficult challenges facing america? bachmann addressed this issue while at a campaign rally in south carolina, a state. >> like nearly 30 million other americans i experienced migraines that are easily controllable with medication.

i prescribe medication i take on occasion when ever symptoms arise. and they keep my migraines under control. i would like to be abundantly clear. my ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as commander-in-chief. >> you know how i deal with stress with my migraine? like this. >> where did it go? i want to say part two of that movie. tucker, you are the editor of "the daily caller." how did you get the lead? how did you hear about this? >> we get a lot of leads coming in. this one turned out to be true. i think there is a lot impressive about michelle bachmann.

i would vote for michelle bachmann over barack obama any day of the week. but this story is true, and we got it from people who know her and work for her and who by the way like her. she is incapacitated by these physical symptoms. we don't know if they are migraines or not. i am not a physician. >> yes, you are. >> well i played one on television. i am telling you the awful truth. >> i didn't mind, actually. >> that's good news then. >> i am not judging her. i get:00 couldcular migraines. they clearly make it impossible to do normal activities at times, and that's a big deal. >> here is my thing. is this just more of the media, the left wing media is at is "the daily caller"

attacking her. and will people sympathize with her more because she has a common ailment? i have occular migraines as well. >> i get migraines and mine are controlled with medication. she is hospitalized, and that sounds like a big deal. fdr had polio and j.f.k. and he was on all kinds of medications. eisenhower had a heart attack during her first term. >> nixon was a wear wolf. a lot of people don't know about that. >> you can tell around 7:00 he would get that shadow. >> it would start with the sweat on the lip. >> i will just finish my list. grant, jefferson and julius ceaser suffered from migraines. >> all of the information was hidden from the public. i know law lot of -- i know a lot of people know it is true. it is important to have the full picture. >> we didn't with barack obama. >> did people feed you that stuff?

>> no, i would never tell you. >> he keeps sending him lady gaga articles. >> sean, what do you make of this? >> i think they are being too hard. i don't think you should know this much about somebody's medical history. if this was 34 years ago you wouldn't know about it. if she became president you might never find out about it and try to be a great president. >> you shouldn't know. you want less information. don't clutter my mind with these facts. >> well don't publish the story. >> good plan. sean donely. >> bill, what do you make of this 1234* do you think this will be a big deal for michelle? >> i feel bad. i suffer from stress-related condition. it incap sue lats me. -- incapacitates me. >> it keeps you from speaking.

>> i get stressed out and go to a bar and drink until i am incapacitated. the mainstream media better stay away. >> he is running for president actually. >> he is. with the puppet or without the puppet? >> the puppet will be vp. it is always people with striking blue eyes that get migraines. did you notice that? >> i have blue eyes. it may be scandinavians or northern europeans. >> i think it is photo sensitivity. >> i think stress. >> we might have to have another medical exam. >> i just found i don't have striking blue eyes. >> but you have a striking beard though. what is more adorable than a bucket of kittens floating down a river of rainbows? we discuss the inflammatory essay in the "new york times." yes, i am more adorable than a bucket of kittens floating down a river of rainbows.

so ellen has a new boyfriend who had an old girlfriend who used to sleep with you know who. it is a really whole story for the whole family. i gave up during that piece.

there are no haters when it comes to el lay elevators. -- to elevators. ever since man used its dinasaur necks to travel from one highrise cave to another, they have been benefiting our lives. but why are there no monuments to the history of up and down on you so maniness? there is now. this week the first ever elevator historical society

opened in long island city, new york. and "red eye" scored an exclusive sneak peek. it was surprisingly easy to snag. >> don't lit the fact that this is a cab place fool you. this is the epicenter of all things elevator, and we are here at the grand opening of the elevator museum. i know, it is really weird. let's go. >> i am with patrick and he is the elevator con consultant and the cure rater of the world's first elevator museum. >> well, not the world -- >> i said the world. >> say the universe. it is nicer. >> can you show me around? this is already starting off badly. am i allowed to touch? >> sure. >> doink, doink, doink. will it do anything? >> no. that's an australian car. >> they have cars in australia? >> they do, they have elevators. >> i thought they were in the

horse-and-buggy crowd jie. no, very need a way to bring the kangaroos up and down. >> i read a lot of the guys that worked under you would find some of this stuff and some of the things -- you can take that. it doesn't look like your wife. a lot of this stuff is hot. >> it is not hot. it is cool now. >> tire places are illegal. >> and what exactly does this do? >> it would make a great shoe. >> do you want to get that? >> we have a suit of armor right here. is this a midevil operator in midevil times? >> this is a company from new york. this is a miniature of the elevator action game that was used. >> there was a video game based on an elevator? >> that sounds amazingly exciting. so it would go up and down.

>> this is a collection of golf balls from every elevator company. >> when i think of elevators i think of golf. >> con few shoes say elevator smells different to midget. i get that, but can you explain that to the viewers? >> i think they can get that easily. >> so this would apply to my host? >> yes. >> patrick, we are in the lounge area of the museum. apart from being super creepy, what is the purpose of the mannequins? >> i like to have somebody watching the television screen. >> loving the elevator. have you ever lived it up while going down? >> probably. >> that's a yes. and does your wife know? >> the current one does not know. >> well, we won't put this in the show so don't worry. what is the future of elevators? will they start going sideways? will there be a glass elevator

like in "willy wonka" that can fly? >> we are looking at an increasing amount of technology. >> can you expand on that? >> it is being used right now at several buildings in new york. >> here is what i have learned. what comes up, must come down. aside from me, i am permanently high. elevators will stand the test of time is a major theme in american technology. and man gnaw kens when you make -- and mannequins when you make out with them taste like wood. >> that looked less like a historical society and a one bedroom apart meant with a bunch of junk in it with a guy that seems unusual. >> you were right about every part of that statement except the bedroom. i think he sleeps on the couch. they could go from sitting to sleeping quickly. after making making out extensively, that was not the first time they were kissed.

>> you could taste man on it? >> yeah. i never needed binaca for the mannequin, but at that point -- >> bad, bad breath from the mannequin is not a good sign. >> we are getting off the good point which is me getting a pea body. >> you are the genie most. >> thank you, thank you, thank you very much. >> did i even say her name right? >> i think it is most. >> i like her pinched off voice. >> why are we talking about her? >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. i don't even know where she is right now. she's is probably doing well. to leave a voice voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. she going down. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bmx, the sport of cycling and motorcross style with origins in the 1970s involving extreme

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welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. what do you have? >> did you happen to see a white collar on the usa network earlier? >> no, i missed it because i was taping "red eye." >> that's too bad. >> why is that? >> there was a mention of yours truly, greg. michael, can we roll that?

>> so where was the mention of you? >> right at the end. it said andy levy, signature of collection glasses. >> those are good glasses. i have a pair. >> it was made up as a shout out to me. >> they were really good glasses. i wondered if you were the guy that made them. >> that's not real. >> i don't have the same onesthat are in the clip. mine are silver with green lenses. >> why are you doing this? >> i like them, they are comfortable. >> you are the worst sort of person. >> i don't know why you showed that clip. it makes no sense to me. >> never mind. >> you ruin everything.

it is a nice little things they did. -- it is a nice little thing they did. >> shut up. greg, you said that death is a bigger threat to staying employed at a bunch of federal agencies and the bureau of unicorns. there is no longer a bureau of unicorns. the disbrifns -- griffins saw to it that they were abolished. >> that's why i hate government. if you can't have the unicorns in government, why have the government? >> i wish you the best of luck with that, sir. >> like terrible migraines. >> also you mentioned the spokesman for the department of housing and urban development said, quote, were never focused on firing people, and we don't intend to start now. we are more focused on hiring the right people. what is more unbelievable is he had the balls to say his agency is 99.5% job security rate is due to all of its workers being skilled and

committed. now, i maintain that is impossible. on a show like this we have nine staff members. that's eight people who were skilled and committed .'s so that is an 88.9% rate of people who were skilled and committed. you are not telling me a government agency has a higher percentage than we do. >> i guess we just did. >> i feel your pain, andy. there is a guy named bill shultz who works at amtrak. he gets half my press. >> not buying it. >> you asked the question if a federal employee dies how do you know? >> that was cruel and i'm sorry i i said it. >> it is the smell of sitting at his desk. >> they get ripe quick. >> can we stop this talk about smell. >> that's how you know if they are dead. >> new tone, new tone. >> i witch watch dash dash i watch bill marr.

and the exemployy is a teacher at san diego state university. but he is a government employee and not a federal government employee. >> but i don't want to slam all government employees. >> there is actually fine ones. >> the 3% should be let go and only half a percent are let go. >> that's probably true. >> what did did you say to the owner of the building that got you fired? >> he asked why i had the doors open to the building. i said, i don't know. i had no answer for him and i said, what business -- well, why is it your business? he was also drunk at the time. he was hassling me beforehand. >> and it turns out it was his business. >> it was 100% his business.

>> which he made clear. >> and it was no longer his business. >> like they say, when one door shuts another door somewhere will be opening. >> exactly. i'm holding that door. >> greg, you refer to the congressman as an iowa pol. he is not poll -- polish. >> it is short for politician. >> well, short for politician is pol. >> it is like politician. it is not poletician. >> i have every in heard anybody say paul. >> you cast a paul. i said paul. >> i live in washington so it is paul. >> it is paul? >> at this point you could have just said politician.

>> it is 13%. >> also you did not say do ostriches hate iphones? >> did i? >> because sean interrupted you. >> sean didn't know we always run a silly tape. >> but then it made it confusing because you threw to the tape. i just want to let the viewers know that was the line i was supposed to go to. so now i understand. otherwise you are throwing a tape to an ostrich which makes no sense. >> i understand that. as if we believe some things fit into the story. >> you cannot have a magazine anymore, greg. we don't have readers. >> our viewers are not even remembering the video. >> have i to keep going. pab, i agree with you, not exactly the smartest thing if a guy has a gun to the head. for no other reason it could cause him to pull the trigger.

>> i am just saying what i learned in my self-defense. tucker heard a completely different argument where you will upset them more if you comply. >> that's the thing. i don't mean to interrupt, but tucker you said a passive posture insights people. but whatever you say, man. >> the story is true, but you don't know if they are migraines or not. i am a little confused. >> the story is true in that she has been incapacitated by some kind of stress-related physical symptoms. we heard that from a lot of people. look, all i can diagnose are greg's problems. >> what lead -- tucker, what lead you to publish this story? >> my disdain for women and power. >> i like -- i said three donors and a wife. >> i think it is pretty clear that you are sexless.

doesn't this prove that women should not be allowed to run for president. >> yeah. whatever you say. i will be passive and comply. >> lastly, you asked why people with migraines always have blue eyes. i had a girlfriend with green eyes who had migraines. the point being, i had a girlfriend once. >> way to get that in there. >> i bet she was canadian, right? >> she was not canadian. >> but no one saw her, right? >> she was from texas. >> do you miss her? >> no. >> i am done. coming up, what kind of person would crush you if you ever crossed her path? we discuss patty anne brown's book "i will crush you if you ever cross my path." and make sure to download the fox news application for your

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is her new flame more of the same? elin, tiger woods' ex, found a new billionaire beau, but until you say thank god, wait until you hear who he reportedly used to sleep with. according to tmz, the new boyfriend had a fling with rachel, tiger's number one mistress. he never told elin. can you believe that? so she is super pissed. said a friend of elin's quote, i think she is worried she stumbled on another tiger. he hooked up with rachel the time the woods' scandal broke meaning rachel may have been

sextingelin's futurer boy friend and husband at the same time. >> let's discuss this in our lightning round. >> what are the odds that this poor girl ends updating a guy that has been, norks sleeping with the chick that ruined her marriage? >> extraordinarily high. when you are in these celebrity death spirals as all of these characters are, there are only 12 people in it, it is like lizzy grubman and they are bumping into each other all the time. >> it is true. it is the same people. >> should she dump him? he knew who he was with before he was with her. >> yeah. it is funny. i wrote the same thing tucker just said in my talking point. rachel was a vip party promoter and running with the crowd. it is a small crowd. they all inter date. i only know what i read on page six. it is not that coincidental that they would have hooked up.

on the same token rachel is a skank and -- >> i love that. keep going. >> i think that's not going to last. >> there are no winners here, are there? >> no, there is not. especially dingman. >> with that name. >> with that name you are not going to win at life in general. there are no winners here, but what do you do? >> dingman is dating -- >> wait, let me get this straight. >> who looks like a dingman. >> but he is sandwiched between two hot chicks. >> yeah, that defines winner. >> and he is a billionaire, right? >> is he? yeah. >> bill, how mad do you get when boyfriends keep major secrets from you? >> that's why i have them be open and honest on our first date. i also say on that note when i skimed this story i read it wrong and i thought dingman used to sleep with tiger and i

thought, why isn't this on the front page? and that story is better than the actual one. >> it is a lesson for us all in this story. don't know what it is though. and i will not tell anybody because i don't know it. what am i saying? time for another break. remember to check out the new "red eye" pod cast. catch them at fox news radio .com. tonight we talk about my fascination with funny noises.

so a judge has ruled a group of hindu residents can sue a new jersey restaurant. they have them there for accidentally serving them meat. the mogul express restaurant gave 16 people meats in assisted of a vegetarian one and now the strict vegetarians must travel to india to cleanse themselves in the river. i really should look these things up before i read them. they committed the sin of eating the meat and want the restaurant to foot the bill for the trip. tucker any chance this was a scam to get a free trip to india? >> is there a chance? this is the beauty of the story, the power of american saw sim lags.

they were in the country 20 minutes and they are suing over a bad meal? it is the classic american story. >> i am actually crying. i am just so happy. sean, should they just settle for a free dessert card? >> yeah. have them go for a nice ice cream sunday or something like that. and don't eat at a place with express at the end of the title. that is a huge red flag right there. >> i thought they meant they were fast. >> i like panda express, but i always wait to see little pandas. should the restaurant pay? >> it is my understanding that vegetarians can detect even the tiniest amount of meat in a dish. most can't smell it. i can't understand how 16 ended up eating these meat things. you would think the first person would taste it and spit it out and warn the ears and it would be over. i don't know. seems fishy to me. i am ignoring the other comments. >> bill?

>> well, i mean i guess does this mean i can sue the local brunch-atorium with paul or poll because they gave me a spicy bloody mary rather than the light bloody mary i ordered? >> i think you have a case. >> i think i do have a case. join me on this legal adventure paul or maybe poll. >> am i doing this next story? an australian man who recently converted to islam was whipped up to 40 times as punishment for drinking alcohol. the sydney man awoke to four bearded men standing in his home. three held him down for 30 minutes while a fourth lashed him with the cable. do you think he is reconcerting his conversion to islam? >> i would say he is second thinking it. and i have nefer -- never been to australia. it described them as bearded men.

that's a little -- come on. there are a lot of bearded nice guys out there too. >> there are not a lot. that's the problem. you need to change that view of bearded men. tucker, here is the thing. this is for people like me, but are also into s and m. should i convert, that way when i get wasted, four guys will beat me up. >> it is a hot story. i will say that. there was something smolderingly erotic about it. this was obviously a sick fantasy. >> do you think he made it up? >> totally. are you kidding in -- kidding? these strong men held me down for my since. >> do you think it is made up? >> i really don't know. i find it amusing that he says himself he is hoping that this is not going to distort other people's views of the newly adopted religion. no, not at all. >> bill, you often go out drinking and come back all beat up. is that because you are practicing a self-inflicted

religion? >> she is not a cuter and it is self-inflicted. >> she is, they admitted it in interviews. let me get back to the case in point. >> i don't think he ever admitted to it. >> can we focus on the story. if you do not believe in drinking, don't move to australia. that's like hating tomatoes and moving to italy. don't do. it that's my point. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. to see recent shows go to fox news slash red eye .com.

i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up on the next "red eye." kenzie scofield is back on the program. not joe derosa again. i mean, great, i love joe

derosa. and a national security analyst, here for the first time, kt mcfar land. >> awesome. >> yeah. >> i'm excited over that show. why don't we go to you for the post game wrap up. >> why don't we do that? >> trying to make it easy for you. >> not easy enough. >> well sorry. >> well all right. >> chuck, you have another story coming up ye old daily column? >> what are you going to insult and defame now? they are awarding $50 million in federal money to a spouse. >> really? >> you should be called tuck raker carlton. >> people do call me that. but for other reasons. >> sean, where can people see you? >> actually july 29th and 30th i will be in new jersey at bananas. >> anything interesting going

on this week? >> yes, my son is turning 6. i think we have his christmas photo. he was born premature and i think we have that picture too. you can see how far he has come. and there he was. two pounds and six ounces. parents of premies take heart. takes time, but you get there. >> hard to make a joke out of that one. >> it was a good hearted joke. >> bill, how is your poison ivy? >> don't worry about that. i will be appearing from fruity's that is affiliated with bananas so stop on by. i will be bartending, andy. >> actually it is just another name for bill's cardboard box. >> yeah, it is. >> bye. >> always a pleasure.