last year. once again, a south korean defense official said they fired shots after artillery landed in the water that separates the two countries. stay with fox for more on this story. "red eye" starts now. >> wow. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, winner of the teen choice award for the best all new performance of "marley and me" filmed in my basement with nothing but saw ran wrap and duct tape. i want to thank everyone involved who survived. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. get up off that thing and make yourself feel better, america. so there are riots in england or as they call them lifts. and is oat bo ma administration preparing details on mitt romney? and finally people donate thousands of dollars worth of stuff after people announce they will camp out in front of an apple store a month before

the iphone 5 comes out. our allstar panel will try to figure out which of the seven seals this represents straight ahead. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy national smoors day, greg. >> did you know smoors stands for some more as in give me some more smoo ?re. >> did you know it was invented in 1873? >> oh yeah nigel taking credit for everything. i thought it was the girl scouts who created it since the first written recipe was in a girl scout handbook in 1927? >> that's because sir nigel didn't write it down. it was hard to after the yetty tore his hand off. >> i heard nigel lost his hand when the yak crossed his leg. >> typical girl scout lie, greg. they will do anything to take control. >> they are tough. you don't want to cross them. >> i will not rest until the honor of the creator is restore etd -- restored, greg. >> really 1234*. >> either that or i was him in a past life. the visions are unclear. >> i am worried for your

safety. >> i appreciate that. let's welcome our guests. >> well, she is hotter than the leather seats of the 1978 wagon near you parked at the beach. i am here with fox news anchor pab, that's patti ann browne to you and me. and his writing is so sharp he mow feel yaks are not allow edz to read his pieces. it is kurt loder. and the ama just down graded his liver. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he is back. he is the lib who brings the glib. adding left and the heckle and geek kill, co-host of the of "the five" and she half tabloid and all hemorrhoid, our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today art and leisure reviews a series that looks at robert ryan, a star from the golden age who helps make old hollywood great. we used to be regular rummies at the cabana club. after the a top collins we did

the charleston with a couple of girls 1k3* snorted some jazz salt and ended up naked in handcuffs to a milk truck while a patty wagon took away the dames who were men in drag. it was a real hum dinger. >> was bob beckle there? >> i believe he was and i believe he provided the jazz salt and then gave it to us. it was more laxative than anything else. luckily rob had meter read. >> fantastic. >> it was fantastic. >> to the greg-alogue. it is a lawn mower of logic in a front yard of falsehood. >> all right. so as rioting in london spreads like plaque on teeth, there is something more toxic than the violence going on. it is some of the reaction that stinks a little of justification. says one looter while other punks stole chocolate, this is the uprising of the working class. weary distributing the wealth.

that's a revolution. i'm sure those folks in syria are inspired. i tell you the world sucks. if the man looting the store is viewed morrow man particularly than the man stocking the shelves, but you can find the idiocy anywhere. academia and those who think the behavior is okay, as long as you dress it up as a response to the man. you want to see how romantic looting really is? i want you to check out this video where a boy is seemingly helped by looters until they rob him.

>> yeah, that's inspiring. but what is worse is the way we respond to this crap. it is the curse of the politically correct. our fear of demanding good behavior now allows for bad, low expectations create a world of broken spines. not just in london, but in philly and milwaukee where flash mobs rage with the media too tim mitt to follow. could it be that by expecting civilized behavior are you bigoted? anyway, i have to ask, why does looting occur anyway? maybe because you let it. without fear of punishment or harm, there is no need to stop, especially when he has them behind him. i guess what i was saying, this would never happen in texas. if you disagree, are you a racist homophobe. you agreed completely with everything i said, didn't you? >> no, buts you had mange up in your -- no, buts you had make up on your eye. this freaking table is so

busted and the glass you gave me leaks. but that's all right. >> i'm glad you are happy. >> that's fine. >> i didn't realize that the guy doing the smores was on the telement proker. i thought, what a great rap. no, i don't agree with this. the guy who robbed the guy with the backpack is tear -- terrible, but nonetheless, the main protests in london that were a month, month and a half ago were people protesting cuts in sear -- serious cuts in the social network, and that hurts. excuse me, the social whatever. and i think there is some legitimate concern over people getting the welfare cutoff. >> you can't begin to link that to the looting. come on. >> i said i was against it. >> but you brought it up. you brought it up. >> are you upset now? >> i am not upset at all.

>> they were really protesting about tuition to school. there should be a universal right to be strapped. everybody should have a weapon. think about it, they don't have the second amendment. so that fear is not there. >> that's a good point, they don't have a constitution. it makes up for it because they are delightful people, pab. let's go -- when people see this, and they see what is going on in syria, does that make these people look gross? there are people dying for actual freedom out in the street. >> come on, there are real ideals here and they remind me of the 60s. remember the slogan, no ice cream, no peace? really, they are talking about how they are starving and desperate. these people broke into a sony warehouse and stole wii consoles. >> speaking of the sony warehouse, we have tape of it.

so they set this thing on fire. >> right jie. if you are a hipster saying this is cool, i have to remind you this is the distribution center for 150 independent record labels which means it disrupts basically the channel to get those albums out. if you are a guy that likes to spin records you are a hipocrite cal [bleep]. bill, they had more cops on the streets for prince william's wedding. was that a mistake? >> those weren't cops. those were guys from a certain bar in the area who like to dress up. and they love them some royal weddings. i was just thinking though, this is a good point. this isn't the 60s. it is violent, and there are people preed bleeding. bob beckle was born in the wrong time. bob was a former football player. he would have been king of the hippies because back then it was cool to bash skulls. >> i did the 60s thing. make love note war, that was a good -- not war. that was a good idea. use drugs not war, i thought that was a good idea. it was the stuff on "the five"

burn baby burn. >> they don't let me play my music on "the five." >> thank god. i listen to some of the stuff you like. how do you listen to that stuff? >> usually sitting down jie. you are stoned is what it is. >> did you say use drugs and not war? >> use drugs not go to war or go to war and use drugs, but it is better to use drugs and not go to war. >> my problem is i use drugs and then go to war with my toaster. i can unassemble it, but not assemble it. >> sometimes for hours. >> i have gone through so many. >> it would be so much simpler because we could condemn them. >> probably so. i think the police should be armed. >> the tea party has said it is 2-1 against the tea party. 40% negative and 40% positive. >> they are asking the actual voters real people as opposed to the tea things that run around in washington. >> you mean the tri-corn hats?

>> if there was a time travel we could send them all back to the original tea party. >> it was my fault for bringing up the tea party. it was my fault, i brought it up. >> from brits to mitts, romney that is. is barack looking to bush for his election push? trying to swift vote the dream boat. and strategists, aren't they all, they say they believe mitt romney would be the likely contender in 2011. and they are about to unleash hell on the pretty politician. the plan is to borrow bush's taxes against [inaudible] but portraying them as waffling, authentic and, quote, weird. the last talking point stems from a recent poll which found that 36% of voters said mormonism made them, quote, somewhat uncomfortable or entirely uncomfortable. the subtle slam plan said,

quote, it is a bit off to raising questions about religion may not be a large step for some of the incumbent supporters. anyways, speaking of attacks, if only they could all be like this. >> they are so cute before they kill you. >> pab, is this mormon intoll intolerance as to it would affect the policy? >> i am just not so sure it is not popular. the book of mormon right now, hugely popular. >> that's true. >> it is a positive musical about mormonism. i am just assuming. you saw it. >> brilliant. they make a lot of fun of mormonism.

>> you maze make fun of it, but it closes people to do good things. >> that's an interesting point even if you don't believe in god, the fact that you recognize that religion helps people become less jerks is what it is. >> or british. >> it helps bicycle sales a lot. >> it gives mormon children a chance to tour the world. i don't know who the strategist was, but let me just tell you, it was actually me. i don't think you have to get into the mormonism. i think the hair do is enough. >> with your hair, you are saying -- >> i don't have a receding hair line. if i was you i would be very careful. >> your hair is literally resting on top of your head. >> you really want to go there? really? if you want to we will go there. >> you started it. >> i didn't start it. i was talking about his cream. romney is contridiction and

although if you do get to mormonism, say if you stay at a hair jot hotel where you have to read the book of mormon or you can't get out of the bathroom. the book of mormon is a different religion. i don't know if a lot of people know about it. there is a lot of education on it. among evangelical kris -- christians, i don't think it will play. >> how could things be worse than attending reverend wright's church? >> maybe being a scientologist. >> you will get letters. >> i think romney will be in more trouble when they look at romney care. >> which is something that obama liked. >> really? shocker. >> bill, isn't the real story that obama seems convinced that a republican will win the primary? >> well, that that republican will win. >> i'm still a tea pot guy. >> you think so? >> i believe. i have a lot of t-shirts. >> he has the magical

charisma. if this is true, he is right. mormonism does not play in mainstream christianity very well. i get obama trying to do this. it is politics and not playskool. it is not pretty. what i don't get is romney comparing himself with j.f.k. he got a lot of stuff and they said he was being a conduit to the pope. you don't want to be a proper member of the church of latter-day saints and compare yourself with a president who would have sex with poted plants if there is no intern in the white house. you don't want to do that. >> here is the thing too. if obama goes after -- he is never going to go after it. >> first of all, i don't know who this person is. >> i think it will take care of itself. it is one of those things if romney gets the nomination, there will be a deep look into mormonism. frankly it has a few strange curves. just remember, j.f.k. had to defend his catholicism. the same thing will happen with romney.

>> here is the issue with mormonism, they are really healthy people. i'm telling you. medical studies, they are always used as a benchmark because they are always healthy and happy people. so maybe if they have a investigation they will find out they are pretty good. they are pretty good. they are not weird. they actually have a pretty good way of living. >> they are healthy because they don't allow alcohol or blow which is good. their noses will be better and their livers will be better. but i had a cameraman who was a more money who traveled around me -- mormon who traveled around me four or five years and tried to convert me. i said i never learned to ride a bike as a kid and just couldn't do that. seriously, they have a great social welfare state. seriously, when somebody is in trouble in the church they help each other. it is great. did i get myself out of it? >> almost. you had two bicycle jokes though. from politics to convicts,

should the incarcerated keep on-line pals updated? in california, not anymore. the department of corrections is cracking down using facebook with the social networking site helping to close the criminals' accounts. yes apparently many inmates are active on facebook using smart phones smuggled into prisons. they post pics from their cells and talk about time in the yard. and the officials say sometimes plot crimes with each other using code. but no more. and prisoners' rights groups aren't happy saying it is not fare. they need to stay in touch with family or tell the media about the awesome conditions inside. for now inmates will have to go back to sending and receiving mail as they always have.

>> it is safer than using a letter opener. isn't life without social media a metaphor cal prison and you are doubling their punishment? >> i think it probably is. along with being strapped everyone should have their facebook page, absolutely. give your life up to facebook. >> do you think this is fair? >> that they are cracking down on this? >> obviously it is not fair, but they are in prison. you can do whatever you want to them. >> that's true. >> how did they get the smart phones in? >> that's what i don't understand. >> you can get anything in prison. >> i think it is wrong they are taking it away from them. a prisoner does have rights. they are incarcerated and that's their punishment. that doesn't mean they are supposed to be -- everything taken away including communication with their family. >> they can still make phone calls and write letter. >> have you ever seen a phone in prison? i have been there. there are 50 lines of people backing up. by the time you get to the

phone it smells and it is sticky and it all kinds of crap on it. >> there are better phones outside if you didn't go to prison. >> first of all, the california penal system is one of the worst in the country. even this supreme court, this bought and paid for supreme court gave them -- told them they had to empty half of the prison population because it is cruel and unusual punishment. why take away facebook for these guys? >> they don't need it, and they use it usually to set up victims outside. >> how do you know that? >> child molesters have gone to facebook for victims. >> do they have facebook pages 50 years ago? no because there was no facebook. it just seems like something they don't have to have. >> why do they need it now? >> pab, where do you stand on this? >> i can understand why facebook wants to help get these inmates off otherwise they have to add another relationship status choice. i can see why.

>> well actually, bill, what is great is you can finally poke a prisoner without having con -- conjugal visits. >> i don't want to tell california state authorities how to do their job. but i will tell california state attorneys how to do their job. you have to search on facebook. find any recent postings of shank pictures. you have a couple guys right there. then you go and see who puts like on there. >> one of the worst companies in the world who are doing facial identification of people. they are the most intrusive and invasive organizations in this country. >> so you like prisoners more than facebook? >> absolutely. >> coming up, do kittens make great throw pillows? we discuss patty app brown's new book "that's how i roll." but first, what is the secret to a long and healthy life? bob explains it and you do the opposite.

can you live to be 100 and still have a lot of fun? of course not says doctors who wouldn't say that. but research seems to suggest that healthy habits do little to get people to live to 100. albert einstein college of medicine, probably not a real place studied 500 adults between the ages of 95 and 109 comparing them with 3,000 others born in the same time frame and found that hitting the century mark has everything to do with the genes. the old farts that were interviewed drank and smoke and did as little exercise as their long dead contemporaries. explains one of the professors, quote, longevity genes helped to buffer them against the harm of affects of an unhealthy lifestyle.

perhaps like this. >> you work out constantly and sometimes in a shorty robe. do you feel you wasted your time? >> in terms of longevity, two words, keith richards. obviously a lot is genetic and you can't say that smoking causing death. life causes death. >> and boredom causes death. so if you are not having fun, chances are you are going to throw yourself out of a window, bob, right? >> well, being in a gym is no fun. think about that. i want to applaud this study. i have for years prayed for this to happen. does that look fun? no. he looks like somebody getting ready to go on broadway in a -- never mind.

they work out a lot. listen, i think if it is true that it is genes and genetic, my father who is one of the few alcoholics in his long line of alcoholics stopped drinking when he was 50 and he lived to be 90 something. given the fact that i used drugs and alcohol for years and years and years i could live to be 120. >> pab, what do you make of the findings? do you believe it? >> this one woman they said smokes 40 cigarettes a day for 90 years. >> isn't that amazing? >> and she is 109 years old. they said she got away with it because she is ashkinozi jew. they have wundzful genes. -- wonderful genes. i say they could be sperm donors. >> i would say they are too old for you. >> if they are over 30, they are too old.

i was going to say something, but i am not. >> you already said it. >> bill, i am afraid to ask. does your family have a history of longevity? >> black tar. i don't know. have i never done heroin. yes, greg, all of my family members are over the age of 90 and very happy. two cases. best show ever. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. it is red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he will live forever. >> no he won't. >> in our hearts jie. maybe. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bagettes. the loaf made from basic lean dough. thanks, bagettes.

let's find out if we got anything wrong. >> bob, second time you have been on the show. she stopped referring to me as "that guy." >> that guy andy who i said was very funny. when i saw you outside i was being very nice to you. >> and i appreciate it. >> and so don't jump on my case, man. >> greg, you mentioned the so-called anarchist who said this is the uprising of the

working class. he also said, quote, in america you have the tea party. in england you have this. bob, as a huge tea party supporter, your thoughts? >> as i said, i think the tea party is a group of people that ought to be in a space machine and time machine and go back to where they belong. they call themselves patriots, but they are basically anarchists. >> andy, why did you ask him? >> look, these people -- first of all, the country does president like these people. >> these people? >> yeah, that guy. >> these people should go back where they come from? >> yes, and maybe you want to go with them. >> greg, you mentioned the lack of a second amendment in england, not to mention as kurt brought up, most of the cops don't have guns there. i'm guessing makes it a lot easier to loot. >> i believe so. >> i will skip that because it is bob again. by the way, as of this taping,

sales of the aluminum baseball bat are up over 52,000%. i am not making that up. another bat up 16,000% and sales of the 66-fit yoga mat are up 436%. >> really? why the yoga mat? >> a lot of times the looters need to keep the chakra clear. >> i got two points on this one. one, when something jumps that high it is because they wept from zero to somebody buying three of them. and then the other thing, i bet they use the yoga mat to hammer up the window. >> i like to think that they are being bought by shop owners to protect themselves. >> i hope so. >> of course they would. they are the only people that would buy it. the other people would loot it. >> exactly. also a spot of good news, don't you know. the associated press reports that the leader of the far right english defense league says they are attempting to quell the riots.

>> great. >> they were cited as an inspiration by the norwegian terrorist anders breivik. what could go wrong? and where the shell dr. who? come on. >> she probably, you know, -- >> he has a damn time machine. get there. oi bo ma administration considering talk on romney's religion amount of prominent democratic strategist who may or may not be bob beckle who says unless things change he will have to kill romney. we are done pretending with that whole thing, right? we are done pretending that. >> the violent rhetoric. >> also, can't be a good sign with the strategist says after three years in office obama can't run on accomplishments. >> bob, i don't believe it is true. if you stay at a marriott you have to read a book of mormon

to get out of the bath bathroom. that has not been my experience. >> you haven't said many, have you? >> it is not only getting out of the bathroom. it is getting out of the front door. it is there for you. you know they take the x rated movies off the specter vision. that's why you hate mormonism. >> that explains why you haven't stayed at a marriott. >> i told people not to put me in there anymore. >> kurt, you said romney will be in more trouble when people actually look at romney care. the counter attacks will focus on what critics view as a makeover both personal skinny jeans and abortion. apparently he is a hipster abortionist. >> i don't think he is a hipster at all. i think they have to worry about gary johnson. there was a giant wave of news. yeah. -- of enthusiasm.

>> that guy. >> the pay yo tee man. >> i would like to see any enthusiasm come out of gary johnson himself. >> this debate. >> it is going to be a blast. it is on fox news. >> i know. it will be killer. tune in. you will have a great time. what a night. who wants to miss that? >> can we fix sarcasm in edit? >> no. >> maybe we can add inflection? >> we don't have the sarcasm mute button. >> it will look strange in the closed captioning. very hard to tell what is going on. >> california is getting rid of the facebook accounts. you said they are in prison and you can do whatever you want to them. i don't think that is true. >> i don't think i said that. >> they are in prison and you can do whatever you want to them. >> within reason. >> you daint say within reason. -- you didn't say within reason. >> oh so you plug your

magazine within reason? >> there was a stunning review. >> exactly. >> bob, who bought and paid for the supreme court? >> who bought and paid for them? >> yes. >> george bush's re-election in 2000. >> you are correct. >> thank you. >> for a group of senena ry ans which i thought was from a different planet. >> they are half horse. >> greg, the albert einstein of medicine is a real place. >> i will believe it when i see it. >> it is a graduate school. go fighting jews. >> another five years and we will see a lot. >> and lastly, so the guy who did the research here says that it doesn't mean most people could live unhealthy lives and not expect to pay a price at the end. so basically the study is pointless. >> kind of, yes.

>> it helps none of us. >> yeah, it was just something fun. >> this is news you can't use. >> it is not fun. it is a serious report. >> but it doesn't help. the only person it might help is me because i am three-quarters eskonazi jew. >> they don't do heroin and co cocoa -- cocaine or drink a bottle of scotch every night. >> neither do i. >> oh, i'm sorry i misled people. >> it is a camera and not a mirror. >> i took the mirror. have i done all of that staff. -- that stuff. no, you look well for a drug addict. >> i am actually 64. >> do you see that? it is amazing what the make up will do for you. >> make up, my end from. i am done. >> thank you, andy. coming up, how much better is patti ann browne than the rest of the world? we discuss her memwior. a lot better, you stupid freak. but first, how long is this guy planning to wait on-line for the new iphone 5?

it wouldn't be a story if it was a short time, i suppose.

did the internet age bring an end to the page? indeed house leaders are shutting down the house of representative page program. after nearly 200 years because it costs over $5 million a year. and e-mail the internet make the go geter dash gash go geters unnecessary. the house leaders released a statement saying, quote, since the 1820's thousands of young americans have served as pages in the house of representatives, adding we regret so many were attractive. not really. let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooound. lightning round. >> you like that?

>> it sounds like that ridiculous mexican guy that says gooooal. god that is a boring game. >> how did we go to soccer? >> how does the house function without pages? >> they have to get it in other places. >> do you even know what a page does? i don't. >> no, but who says congress can't cut the fat? >> they cut the lean fat though because they are young people, patti ann browne. is this eliminating useless government program and a step in the right direction, or will young people miss out on a available experience? >> well, it is $5 million. not much for congress, but it is something, and that's not counting the hush money they have to pay out to keep them to not remember the congressman who chased them around the office. >> did you know judge napolitano was a page in the house? >> my apologies, judge. >> there might be a story there, but we won't go with it. >> why don't they replace them with robot pages?

chris matthews was talking about that later. >> there ain't no laws against harassing a robot. it may be painful, but they get what they deserve. i am old enough to remember the day of magazines where we had our own version of beiges, and they were runners. they take the proof and they would walk it to another desk. and that's all they did. we had to fire them. the only difference between pages and runners is when i would sexually solicit runners they would assess greg. but they did not get what they want. >> the problem is if you have the robot pages which is inevitable, at some point you will advocate for robot rights. >> i certainly am. >> on a serious note, it is a good experience for these kids to go to washington. $5 million and these guysare gut less -- gutless. they won't take on entitle ment's from rich people. they take $5 million of pages? give me a break. >> somebody wants his page. >> next topic. a man plans to live outside a

london apple store in a tent before the release of the iphone 5. but the guy has already received thousands of dollars of free crap from people wanting to help with his campout. including shampoo, after shave, chargers and bings bos of can --y and boxes of candy. if people are sending him things, our economy is fine, right? >> it is fine. i'm surprised he over looked the reality tv show. >> it should be called camping out. people are just waiting for things. what do you make of this? this guy probably does president have a family or he wouldn't be allowed to do this. >> i thought britain was having the tough times, and so this looting and everything else was go osmght and then people -- was go osmght and then people were looting. >> i don't get it. >> i bet have you done something like this. >> this guy doesn't get it. he is probably homeless. if he isn't what i would do is it goes to the front of the line before it opens up and

paid the guy $100 to the front of the line and get in the front of the line. i did that once in disney. she said uncle bobbie, take us to disney. i get there and park in goofy 69 and get out of the car and try to get on the tram to get to the main gate and it is full of little kids who are running into me. i finally get there and there is a line 100 people long. i did the american thing. i went to the front of the line and found a teenage guy and said here is diss 40. -- $40 let me have your place in line. behind me this jacket is pulled and this college girl with perfect teeth and she says, sir we don't do that here. i said, what do you want, $100. she said, no, sir you have to get to the bottom line. and you get in you and you have to take a boat or a uni rail. you are in line like a bunch the cattle. i had cotton candy in my face. i get there and my sister is

furious and there are my nieces and i passed out on the jungle boat. i woke up to this alligator going like that. scared the living hell out of me. so buy your way to the front of the line and don't wait. are you kidding me? unless you have the money, then steel it. >> you passed out on the jungle boat. >> i did. you should have seen what happened. well, never mind. i have to say in fairness, i decked goofy. they wanted to get pictures and it is $10 to get a picture. the guy was hanging on me. i was hung over and it was hot. i said put your hands on me one more time and the guy did and i went boom. i knocked him on his ass and my nieces were crying. never go to disney world -- >> why do i have the feeling this happened in pittsburgh? it was bad drugs. never left the hotel. everyone is hearing these noises about goofy and nieces and punching an alligator.

we are calling security. the door is locked. he never got to the flight. >> it was a 7-eleven. >> it was all in his mind. >> we have to move on. time for a break. check out the "red eye" pod cast. go to fox news dos -- or fox news radio .com and click on "red eye." we talked about our good friend gavin degraw and hope he is doing well and resting up.

owning a satellite dish is a human right. the ruling falls to a case in sweden where two cases werey evicted by their landlord. the court ruled that the european governments are obligated to protect people's rights to receive information which could include broadcasts of religious services. bob, do you think this is a right? >> of course it is a right. >> how could it be a right? j dowdy serve to have a satellite dish? >> you have to pay for. it right? >> no, you don't have a right. do you have a right to have one? >> in this person's building, you candy mand to have one. >> my nose is running. this is the third one i had put in. i want to apologize first of all. i lost all of my 30s and most

of my 40s and i am sit buying a dangerous man. >> i'm sure he was in the hotel and you were doing lines and he was talking about the latest in madonna scbru just staring at -- and you were just staring at him. >> you are that guy. >> i am that guy. >> he was the one who got to you your flight on time jie. to disney world. >> you know you are asking for it. you really r. i am saying nice things scpru to but in. that's your job, but in and dump on the guests. >> pab, do you have any thoughts on this stupid, stupid story? >> none whatsoever. the thing is people who have cable in their houses and then you go to the bars for the dish. you don't want to hurt the bars. the bars have satellite. >> spoken like a girl from queens.

>> rights are essentially meaning less. >> this is a property rights thing. if you are in a housing development you have agreed to be there and the law is that you can't have these satellite dishes, no, you shouldn't be allowed to have them. it is a property rights thing. if the landlord who owns this thing and part of the lease is you are not allowed to have satellite dishes, no, are you not allowed to. you signed the lease. >> i never followed a lease in my life. >> well, you have a new lease on life. >> i don't remember any of them. >> is this a conspiracy to get people to watch more soccer? >> perhaps. >> and look where that has gotten us. gooooal. the only time i have had use for a satellite is if i wake up on a roof and need to shield myself from some rain. that is a basic human right. >>er ugly. -- they are ugly. if i had a building i was renting i wouldn't let them have one. they are unsightly things like those stupid wind mills they

have on mountains. bob just sneezed on me. >> sorry, man. we will close things out -- >> it is nasal abuse. >> it is the post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. to see clips of recent shows foxnews.com/redeye.

at 5:00 p.m. eastern on "the five" coming up tomorrow, appearances from criminal defense attorney remy spencer and fox news national security analyst kt mcfarland. i am liking that music, andy. >> i like it too. it is a little toolish. >> it is in my face. >> speaking of tools it is time for your post game wrap up. >> what is the good, the bad

and the god awful? >> it is a collection of movie reviews have i written. there it is. it is over the last like seven years coming out november 8th. >> that's exciting. >> thank you for asking. >> can they pre order it? >> i think they can. if you bring it up again, the graphic ?r -- the graphic? >> let's not push it with the graphic. >> amazon? >> november 8th. >> kurt, every time they put the graphic up, less face time for me. don't like it. pab, what is your son up to? >> well today he was at a horse show and he came in third. so that was fun. >> a horse show? >> a horse show. >> that sounds strange. >> so confused by this. how did he beat the other horses? >> do you want to extrapolate? >> he was riding the horse.

is that clear enough? >> i am still not clear. >> you are not clear about a lot. >> let's not bring up my son again. i don't know why i went there. >> bob? >> yeah. >> andy, did you have a good time? >> i did have a good time. i live you people. but the table sucks and the chair sun comfortable and the glasses leak. but for the first time since the last show greg had to apologize to his wife at least 50 times and he hasn't mentioned her once. i will say on her behalf, you could have done better, darlin, and he couldn't. >> almost made it. almost made. it greg. >> i know. >> so close at the end. >> all right. >> well. >> there is that music. >> never mind. >> well. let's just enjoy the music. >> i think we should. let's nod our heads.