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an excuse me. >> should i skip this hotel 1234*. >> no, at least say, excuse me. i have to do the television show. you were telling me a funny story. >> of why andrew dice clay wasn't going to be on the show. >> at the break i was coming back to tell you why. >> you had a great story about andrew dice clay? >> yes, brut i was going to tell you at the break. >> okay. >> i'm greg gutfeld, holder of the olympic record for the nude hurdle jump. better luck next time anderson cooper. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> greg, and excuse me penn, your body is writing checks you can't cash. wait until you find out who they have given a million dollars too.
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and ambercrombie and fitch will pay jersey shore to stop wearing the clothing. that's straight ahead. and author and magician penn teller joins us for the whole show. sometimes the magician is the mark. >> thank you, andy. >> happy mail catalog order day. >> i ordered 12 mails in the last month without leaving my apartment. >> i think this is a different kind of mail order we are talking about here. >> i don't follow. >> today is a day to celebrate ordering things in the mail from a cat tau log. >> that's what i did. i wish they would relief themselves before the trip. >> and we are done. > let's welcome our guests. go away. every chair she sits in is a hotseat. but it is because she is hot. it is not hard to understand. i am here with lauren sivan. and jim norton was on monday and today we have jim florentine. he hosts a metal show on vh1 classic.
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and there are 21 words for his owe dor. his my sidekick, bill shultz. and he has more brain cells in his pink ethan i have in my whole hand which makes no sense and proves my point. sitting next to me, penn gillette, the taller and louder half of ten and teller. -- penn and teller. and this pile of ooze slants the news. good to see you pinch. >> today in on-line's weekend magazine preview, what in blazes is an on-line we showcase the piece, what would hillary clinton have done? and if we were president he would be a mess. we would still be in this moxy. liberal stereo tapes -- stereo types. yeah. >> well done. >> i'm pinch. >> if if it is a land where government is banned.
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so you remember paypal founder peter tiel. he was offering millions to get smart kids to skip college and start their own business which was awesome. now my favorite person on the planet has given piles of cash to create libertarian islands. it is called the sea setting institute which is creating sovereign nation on oil platforms out of the reach of big government. they would be free from welfare, minimum wage and all of the other crud that ruins people's lives. it is a free country for free minds and free spirits and well-armed to stay that way. can't remember, don't care. quote, there are a lot of people who think it is not possible. those same people probably thought this this was not possible either. we need more dreamers like that. penn, are you a big libertarian. >> a very big libertarian.
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>> literally, figuratively and metaphor rickly. >> if i could work there, i think i would. i am from massachusetts. there is all this stuff in new hampshire, or the new and improved new hampshire that is the free state project. they are voting people in. and i really think that i would really like it except in vie guess -- in vegas, it is where i work and the commute for me on an oil rig somewhere in the pacific to vegas would be a lot. >> somewhere tells me where you now is a libertarian island. >> my home is a libertarian island. >> it is like a fortress. >> sort of like that. >> if anybody not libertarian entered they would be shot. >> not shot, but not invited. >> the island will 1r* fewer restrictions on firearms, will that make it is safest place on the planet? >> they will say you can't have a lawless land. that's what is going on at the border of pakistan and afghanistan. the reason they are angry and they want to kill people, they live in caves. if i lived in a cave i would want to kill people too. i go to my crawlspace for a
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minute i would want to kill somebody. this will be in the middle of the ocean. it will be like a party. it is like south beach on an oil rig. >> the only problem is, and it is a big problem, where would you buy your shoes? >> that's the only problem. you nailed. it i need my creature comforts. i need my double half calf lot day and my -- late and my vaccinations. if they are going to have stuff there, i am all over it. >> don't say lawless. there will be basic laws, but just not over regulation. >> exactly. >> they are not saying you can make it up along the way. >> we are over looking a major point here. is it possible to see the mock up of this palace again, this floating zhan gnaw due? -- xanadi? there is a version of what it will really be. that is a better version of what it is going to be. it looks like a floating
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worcester. that is not a great ad campaign. who did that should be fired. >> it looks like one of those cakes that you get that are supposed to look like ?g else, like a building and you get it because the building was just built. it is an ugly cake. >> that's a hat you would care at the kentucky derby. >> here is the thing i was getting at with lauren, there is something really gay about this. because he is gay and only gay men would live on an island rig. women wouldn't do it. >> i am not even invited. >> this is fire island. >> what part of oil rig do women stay away from? >> let's call it what it is. it is not some sort of libertarian paradise. it is amoral island. he wants sex, drugs, rock and roll and i am all for it.
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i will tell you why. reality tv still exists. you put a couple of well placed cameras and it will make its own money. screen it every week on the week, and i will tune in until i have enough money to actually go there. it is a great idea. >> i think it is an amazing idea. i love this guy. th guy is a genius. he is trying to get kids not to go to college. >> i didn't go to college and look at me. >> that's my point. >> i did and look at me. >> you are a good point, penn. you have a tv show. >> you don't have to go to college. i made a career out of making prank calls. >> this whole idea is reflecting a growing disgust for what nick gillespie calls a doopoloy. this is a growing movement. it used to be you wanted government out of your way, now you say we will get out of the way. >> it is a very good idea. 2* always works with children.
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when you are having a conflict with a child, put them in another room. there is a thing they do in school. they push you by giving you what you want. you hate school. you are expelled. it is terrific. you hate guest -- you hate government. go to your own island and screw anything that moves. >> but i would hay hate to be the guy who throws a psa in here. we are all behind kids not going to college, but they should not go to amoral island. they should not go anywhere near there, greg. >> they should have a trial day there. >> but everybody else has to leave. there has to be at least three islands away. >> i agree completely. this is the greta garbo movement. a lot of people just want to be left alone. >> and it comes in different genders. ms. garbo, we miss you. does perry not care about the global warming scare? yes, when it comes to climate change, the gop candidate is cautious about blame.
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on wednesday telling new hampshire voters, it is a bunch of hooey. fyi, that is slang for clams. so does he think it has been paw lit tau sized, and does he think there has been a substantial number of scientists who have manipulated the data? >> i do believe that the issue of global warming has been paw lit sized. there is a substantial number of scientists who have manipulated data. >> seems like me and him agree on this. it is added that trillions of dollars spent to caution -- >> i don't think from my perspective that i want america to be engaged in spending that much money on still a scientific theory that has not been proven. >> comments are raising eyebrows. isn't that right, dog with raised eyebrows?
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>> wow. i'm troubled by that. >> i like it. >> you did like it? >> you are a big libertarian guy. i am reading a same question from the earlier sheet. you have a take on global warming. you covered it in [bleep], right? >> we always avoided it. >> because it bores the crap out of people? >> no, it is too complicated and i don't know. even saying i don't know -- >> it is trouble. >> rick perry's use of the word "theory" is sloppy. there is a lot to rip apart on what he says. and yet something doesn't feel right to me about the global warming thing. the major thing is you can't see bill gates saying anything about it. and bill gates has an infinite amount of money. al gore is sending his a team to bill gates. you know bill gates knows science, and you noy they have
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done everything they can to convince him. and bill gates goes, polio, malaria, let's get rid of it. i looked this up. bill gates has made a couple of comments about global warming that are all along the lines of "we should keep looking into it." i don't know anything about it except that bill gates has an infinite amount of money and a social conscious and looking to spend it, and you know that the al gore people are there bringing him snacks or anything they can. he has bt said a word. >> gates had some serious stuff to say about wind mills and solar power. he doesn't care about that stuff, but he won't say it because he knows the cocktail parties will suck. >> and that's probably wise and good to not say a lot of what you don't know about. but the fact that bill gates thinks the problems are polio, malaria, dissin terry, and if you look at the numbers, the problems are polio, malaria
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and diinterry. >> i am waiting for claw made yaw. i feel it is a growing problem. gates needs to put his numbers behind it. >> it is a growing problem on you, bill. >> you have been setting global warming since 1971. >> it is a scam. growing up in the 70s they told us, if you don't take care of the environment, by the year 2020 there will be an ice age. how did that work out? that didn't work out, so let's go everything is going to burn. al gore is the head of it. who is believing that guy? he said he is inventing the -- he invented the internet. he had two sexual harassment suits. his wife divorced him and he is cheating on his wife. i am not believing him. he flies around the world in his private plane saying you have to save the world. >> it is not wise to throw it out the window because of al gore. >> it is just getting old. maybe the polar bear just died of a heart attack.
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it was old. >> they don't exercise. >> i accept -- i can accept climate change. it is the whole man made thing that seems farfetched to me. where do you stand on this, or sit? > where do i sit on climate change or rick perry's position on climate change? >> either one. as an unbiased journalist, i have not determined where i stand yet on that issue. but i will say that his point is that if he doesn't think there is enough scientific evidence out there to prove that it is man made, so he can't believe in it. this is also coming from the same guy who held a $30,000 person prayer meeting to fix our crumbling nation. i don't know if he needs scientific proof to always believe in what he believes in. it is a convenient stance for
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the texas governor. >> there is another issue that even if it is man made, which i think the jury may be out on, but let's take for a given that it is happening, and it is man made. those two things, the third thing that we can do something about it is a whole different thing. if you and i have a truck on top of the hill, you and me and it is in neutral and we start pushing it down the hill, it doesn't mean because it is our fault we can chase it and stop it. the fact that you caused something that is very, very bad doesn't mean you can fix. it it can be man made and happening and we can still be screwed belly up dead in the water and floating. >> before it was hairspray is causing a hole in the ozone layer. nobody is talking about that anymore. >> well they did. it is mostly over australia. your point? who cares. but it did happen. but the bigger point -- i never would disagree because most of your stuff leads to, who cares? i'm riding your bus on that
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one. >> sunburn can gurus -- kangaroos, who cares? >> i would rather be in the sun 45 minutes than three hours. >> i worry about the wall law bes. last word to you, i accept i can meet these people halfway. why won't they meet me halfway? and they can restart the discussion on this. >> i have never seen this. let's bring up australia. bill gates has spoken not a lot about this subject. but there is a billionaire that has. he is behind green causes and he is pro let's get into the climate change and figure out how to fix it and it is shmupert-shmurdoch. are ugly people stupid 1234* we will discuss lauren sivan's new book "you are ug scplee stupid." we are not doing this story. coming up, we will talk about "the situation" and ab better
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ie & fitch.
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is abercrombie & fitch not a fan of the stitch? in a move that wreaks of huh possible craw see and cheap cologne, they want to bribe mike "the situation" into not wearing their polly cotton crap. they say his fixation with their brand they say -- >> they released a line of "situation" t's.
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i know. i bought a few. let's go live to the pro "situation" protest going on outside their new york outlets. >> stitch not fitch. stitch not fitch. this is a shirtless civil war. >> situation on the confederate. abercrombie & fitch. sitch, not fitch. abercrombie & fitch, do not tell some though what to do. do not tell "jersey shore" what to do. sitch, not fitch. sitch not fitch.
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dress him for the love of mtv. >> nicely done. >> he looked a lot like me. >> yes. he had the defined abs. >> what did the af models think of you out there? >> didn't notice it when we did it. >> when you walk in there they always have shirtless models out there. >> i didn't think that was real. now i'm very astonished by the huh poke craw see. lauren, you dated "the situation yts in 2006. whose side are you on? >> i think they would rather have more of lauren sivan. >> are they really that shocked that [bleep] wear their clothing? what's next? they will tell date rapist
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thees can't -- they can't wear their shirts anymore? >> that will never happen. >> jim, you are one step below ed hardy tonight. >> i just wore this because it matches my eyes because they are bloodshot. >> very good, very good. isn't it hipocritical given they traffic to low culture men. >> i am jealous because i work on a tv show where i wear a concert t-shirt every week. i wish there was a band that hated mooy so much they payed me -- they paid me not to wear it. >> "jersey shore" are geniuses. they are getting paid not to do things. that's incredible. >> have i no opinion on -- i have no opinion on this. i could watch abercrombie & fitch and qpt the situation" and i could watch all of them die and feel nothing. there would be neither joy or empathy. i would feel nothing watching them all choke on each other's
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vomit. i have no opinion at all. pay anybody you want to do anything you can -- you want. just shut up. >> you are not a fan of "jersey shore." >> have i never seen the show and never met "the situation." i wouldn't be able to recognize if he were performing oral sex on me. >> don't look down. >> have i never worn a -- i have never worn a piece of clothing from abercrombie & fitch. i don't think i have even reached under an abercrombie & fitch shirt to grab a breast. i would reach under a pile of radioactive waste to grab a breast. i don't care about abercrombie & fitch. i don't care about "the situation." i care about nothing. i hope they all die. i have no opinion. >> i live in new jersey and i want to pay them not to come back to the state. i will give them money. >> they are in florence right now? >> yes, but they are still getting tickets and girls were
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all over him. you don't shop there? >> no. and i have never seen the show. >> if they are an american success story. look at it this way. this is the way i see "jersey shore." >> but if it is so sucky, why do you know so much about it? >> i know a lot. i watched the first season. i will tell you why. i hate celebrities who take themselves seriously because somehow they got lucky. these people got lucky. they are average joes. they kind of won the lottery and they are kind of entertaining. they piss off everybody else in "the gossip girl" and other shows who believe they are mortal lebted. -- more talented. the people who call themselves actresses and actors or who believe they are stars are no mortal lented than these people diswlie. were eight million people on their premiere. >> like we are not? >> but i hate abercrombie &
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fitch more. >> why? >> they make me feel fat. when i walk by there -- >> are you not fat. i said it with a smile. you are not fat. >> it is just the suit jacket that makes you look fat. >> shut up! you can say that. are you not fat either. >> i'm sorry. you are not fat either. >> thank you, thank you. >> too late now. >> so he was just fishing for a compliment. i thought he was sincere. >> are you not fat. >> are you not fat either. >> thank you. >> well if it is not in the prompter i can't say it, penn. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail as you the red eye at fox news .com. or leave a message. still to come, the half time report for andy levy. we have a big surprise for you people. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by anti-gravity yoga. it combines with pilates and yoga.
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thanks anti-gravity yoga.
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welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. now to andy levy. >> before we begin i want to take a minute to talk about something that happened tuesday night. around 8:00 here on the east coast, the r&b singer chris brown tweeted "no more planking for me unless it is on a sexy lady, lol."
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so i saw this tweet and i retweeted it "you spelled punching wrong" obviously a reference to the fact he was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend, rhianna. i would like to apologize to chris brown. to mr. brown, i apologize for you beating the crap out of rhianna. it is disrespectful to address the fact that you put her in the hospital. and it is not my place to make people remember you beat a woman with your face leaving face contusions. and you tweeted me letting mooy know children conduct themselves better than i do. you are correct, and i can only hope to one day mature to the point where i can conduct myself in a more mature manor and storming out of the room with my shirt off. i ask only for your patience. team breezy, thank you. and thank you for the creative
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possibilities of spelling. possibilities i never imagined before last night. in particular, i would like to thank the female members who have taught me as long as you can sing you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you. and lastly i apologize that it is disgusting a guy who put his girlfriend in the hospital can be warmly welcomed back into society and appear on "saturday night live" as if everything he did magically didn't happen. it won't happen again. >> that's nice. >> thank you. >> really, greg, the only thing chris brown is guilty of -- >> what? >> a felony. shall we go on? libertarian island. pam, you said you would live on one of these except for the commute to work. it is called a helicopter. >> how long would that take to
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go from in the pacific to vegas. it is goion to be like four, five hours. >> 27 minutes. > you know that? >> do i it once, twice a week. >> you said this won't be like the border of pakistan and afghanistan. it will be in the middle of the ocean. it will be a giant party. but here is the thing. this prototype will house 270 people. that's too many damn people. >> it depends. is it going to be strippers. >> 255 people are annoying. >> and strippers are annoying. >> i can promise you that there is going to be strippers, but it won't be the kind of strippers you like. >> is there a kind of stripper he doesn't like? >> i don't know. >> we are going to find out.
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>> those are the ones he likes. >> you said living on a platform without your creature come comforts and that does president work. just say booze. >> you will be fine. >> when you do it in a lower tone, people can still hear it. >> if you are going to complain we don't want you on our island. >> what are you going to do on the island then, andy? you will be out of a job. >> no, i won't. >> that's all you do. >> complain. >> and they enjoy it. >> and that's less annoying than a stripper? >> depends on the stripper. >> that's true. >> penn, thank you for saying these floating platforms won't be lawless. libertarians are not lawless. we don't initiate the use of
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force. >> you have no idea of libertarian philosophy, you stupid man child. >> i already live on amoral island. i will tweet your address. >> and there won't be any drug laws so stop your whining. >> that was a libertarian stereo type. >> it is the truth. >> he said, quote, that's a good thing. we don't need to worry about those people very much. since they don't think it is possible they won't take us seriously and they won't try to stop us until it is too late. rick perry doesn't believe in global warming. do you enjoy covering global warming because it bores the crap out of people, but no, it is just that you don't know. let's face it. it bores the crap out of you. >> it should have been and and
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not more. >> the boarding stuff is the stuff that gets you. >> also truth. >> no one wants to talk about taxes. >> i do. >> that's true. >> i will talk about taxes all day. do you have a couple hours? jim you said nobody is believing al gore. well, not really. what he said was, quote, during my service in the united states congress i took the initiative in creating the internet. and he was not wrong. it was the communications act that lead to the development of the super highway we all take for granted. you owe al gore an apology. >> no. >> that works for me. that absolutely works for me. >> i will not apologize having stickers on every cd i buy now. >> that's always forgotten. that's always forgotten. the stickers are forgotten. >> why are you still buying cd's?
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>> that was a laser. >> i think we can all leave. >> but and we can't because somebody has to pay the bills. >> lauren you said it is a convenience stance for the governor of texas to not believe in global warming. it is true. they produce more carbon dioxide than any other state in the jiecht so i got it right, yeah? >> absolutely. >> so much for the corrections thing. >> sometimes i just add facts. sometimes i don't know what i am saying. it is all part of the charm. >> he calls it charm. >> abercrombie & fitch will pay "the situation" for not wearing their clothing. bill, shame on you for picketing. a and f is strong as ever. this is a big issue.
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i have a friend who loves looking at their catalogs. >> the amount of time your friend spends looking at that cat tau log directly affects his productive stey, andy. i think i did red eye -- i mean i did your friend's company a favor. and also don't have it sent to the office. jew my friend manages to get his work done and has time to enjoy a good abercrombie & fitch catalog. >> your friend's job takes five minutes. >> he makes it work. it is part of his charm. by the way, i hope abercrombie & fitch's ability to produce porn is not bothered by this. lauren, you could not believe that he was the foirs wear their clothing. the only way their reputation to get better is they pay everyone to not wear them. >> that's what their catalog is. they pay people not to wear their clothing.
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they are one up on you, andy. >> you are extra smart tonight, lauren. >> somebody drank on the plane. >> it is funny because it is not true, everyone. >> it is not true because it is funny. penn, you said you wouldn't be able to recognize "the situation" if he was performing oral sex on you. >> that's correct. >> wrerd is a lot of other -- word is a lot of other guys would be able to recognize him. >> andy. that is an unfounded rumor. that was an unfounded rumor by a disgruntled cast mate from "jersey shore" and it is sad that i know that. >> now he will have team situation on his ass on twitter. think about ought poll gee for tomorrow night, andy. >> that's a good thing for you, the apology played well. >>- q. i thank you. i am done. >> go away. do rich dudes with money get anywhere with hot chicks? lauren sivan talks about her
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new book "it depends how much you have, you dom ass jerk." >> and we will talk about the -- afghanistan and iran.
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he is sitting at the table and he has a new book out. let's talk to him about it. it is called, "god no, signs you may already be an atheist and other magical tails." now don't run away. let's listen to him. it is true. are you not in my mind the typical atheist in the sense that you actually like religious people. >> i do very much. one of the reasons i wrote the book is because i like jehovah's witnesses and i like born again christians. i think that's part of the market place of ideas. i hate the atheist idea that says i don't mind people having their religion, but just keep it to themselves. if you believe that someone is
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going to miss everlasting life, pray for them, talk to them. that's the idea of the market place of ideas. we have really smart atheists like dawkins. and we have really strong historical personal atheists. but you don't have an atheist goof ball living a stupid life. and that's what the book is about. being an aethiest goof ball and living a stupid life and putting the ideas out there. a lot of people who don't want to talk about religion don't want somebody to give another point of view. >> i agree. i don't know what i am. i love looking at the back of your book. >> that's a career choice for you. >> exactly. believe me this is how far i have gotten, confused and stupid. on the back of the book you have -- you have some predictable great people on it like matt stone and trey parker who are awesome guys. they are geniuses. you have lawrence o'donnell, whatever.
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>> socialist. >> you have richard dawkins, well known -- astronomer? >> revolutionary uh stron mist. the darwin chair at oxford. >> there you go. sharing the back of the book with dawkins is glen beck. >> she there. i am friends with glen beck. when i sent him the book he really read it right away. it was not like, i will give uh blesh. i love talking to glen beck. i love the fact that he shakes things up. we get along and he says kind things about me. i get so much hassle for simply saying glen beck is an okay guy. >> you get hassled for doing fox, right? >> yes, people say you should -- tommy smothers went crazy on me and said you should no go on glen beck or fox. i said what have i said that is wrong and you disagree with?
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he said you don't lie, but you tell the truth. i said i went on "glen beck" and i said there is no god and glen beck talked to me in an honest way and president whated to hear the dialogue. what is dwrong with that? why are we not allowed to talk to certain people? it is come part mental liesed. my idea is i will do parker and glen beck and dawkins and it will show everybody can enjoy the book. what it will really show is i won't buy a book that has a mention of dawkins. i will buy a book of glen beck. the only person reading it is you. you are the only one not bothered by one of those people. >> have i to ask you this question. what do you eat when you know you are going to vomit later?
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>> it was illegal. i knew i was going to be weightless and i knew i would be with billy gibbons and striping naked. i knew i was going vomit. i was siting with billy and i said what would be the nicest thing to vomit back up and i decided cinnibon. i decided that cinnibon would feel really nice giving that over to space. and then i did an experiment. you can't go on the vomit comet just for fun. you are supposed to have a scientific reason. we know the movie "barbarella" where jane fonda strips naked. and she is on a glass table. not for the reason you think, but to represent being weightless .'s she has her hair flowing out and stuff. i didn't think she looked weightless. i wanted to check on the vomit comet to see what it would happen if i did the exact dare jane fonda did with billy
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gibbons playing the guitar and me singing. and so i let my hair down like jane fonda. maybe not too much, but as close as i could get. and i stripped fully naked. and the astronauts seemed to think what i said i am going to sing barbarella and strip naked. for some reason these heroes of america thought i was kidding. actually little hue de knee went weightless. then i had the long hair and it came forward. while i was naked with little houdini bouncing around in zero g i vomited cinnibon into my hair. there is no surprise. once you have told penn gillette you can be weightless
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on the vomit comet with billy givons, you know you will see my penis and vomit in my hair. >> you named it little houdin scpi not little doug hening. >> that's because it is a classic. it does not meditate. it can't escape from anything including my pants right now. >> how did you do that? >> i'm pretty good. >> i am not kidding. >> have i more questions. -- i have more questions. we still have to talk about your book. >> please. >> stick around. and we will check out or pod cast. there is a new one every day. to catch them go to fox news radio .com and click on "red eye." tonight we talk about -- oh jeez. we talk about something that is happening on the street. >> greg is an atheist.
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i want to ask you this. you and i had an e-mail situation going on when i was writing my book. you say i don't noah lot.
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doesn't that mage -- you say i don't noah lot. doesn't that make you aning a nose stick? >> i don't know why you have me talking about this. it was a cheat word that was created that was darwin's pittbull to not use the word atheist so darwin could keep the wedgewood fortune from his wife. the nostic part means knowledge and "a mts means --" a" means know. so that means i don't know. so you say is there a god? and the answer is i don't know. that is agnostic. is the question is theological which is do you believe in god? then i don't know automatically makes you atheist. if you don't know, you don't believe. and i like most born again christians, like most evangel kills believe that believing is a conscious act. you are actually doing something. it is not a passive act. it is action. i believe that to believe in a
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god is to have an action. theology is very strong. if you don't know, then you don't believe. if i ask you right now, is there a dead elk in the trunk of your car. >> of course there is. >> bad example. let's say splun else. -- someone else. you can say i don't know. the following question, do you believe there is one in there? you would say, no, i have no evidence for that. atheist doesn't believe all the questions are answered and it does not believe i won't be christian next week. it means that this second i don't have an active belief. and it is all because one brilliant and hero weasel, tom huxley didn't want to say the word "atheist" because darwin was getting so much money and he was iffy about the word. you and darwin's wife have three things in common. we now know one of them.
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>> on that note have i to move on. penn gillette's new book. it is called "god know." >> vinyl. that's the hit from one of the other two. >> i know the other one. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. go to foxnews.com/redeye.
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back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> we asked viewers to tweet questions for our guests. step it up, people. lauren, cw wants to know if it is a relief to use your real voice when you pretend to imitate your mother. >> is it a relief not to sound like my mother? is that the question jie. no, backwards. >> is it a relief -- >> that you are sounding like your mother. >> that you can use your real voice. >> oh. >> yes, do we have to explain?
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>> yes. >> i don't understand. >> he has a question. he wants to know if she is single. >> she is not. if she was, i would be with her. >> and penn, he wants to know how you got duped into writing a forward for greg's book. >> i am very fond of greg. i don't care how much people yell at me for coming on this show. i like him. you know why? he is an atheist. >> one day he will be out and proud. >> how much time descroi left? -- how much time do i have left? mom, this was all made up. this is a performance art we are doing. now we are go going to mass. promises to unveil new job proposals next month. republicans push back on the

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