you don't teach old dog new tricks. i'm not going to catch myself in what i'm saying if they don't like it, tough. >> dana: i thought the apology tour would be much more sincere. >> bob: it is insere. i was sincere with you. hard with the producers. >> andrea: that's all the time w have left. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. captioned by closed captioning services, inc welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld in for clyde hustler who is on rotation. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's xoming up on tonight's show? >> i'm okay, america. we will go all wait to europe where things continue to heat up in libya. and a new poll with congressman ron paul showing he is trailing by two percentage points.

and finally is joe biden cool with china's one child policy, or is he just being biden? the answer is obvious. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy national sponge cake day. >> how do you plan to celebrate? >> by whipping up one of my world famous victoria sponge cakes. >> what is that? >> it is sponge cake with jam spread through the layers. she enjoys a piece with her afternoon tea. >> that sounds delicious. >> it is. and i am the only one whoe -- who thinks so. >> i believe sponge cake is called a sponge cake because of its consistency and not because it uses sponges. >> boy, do i feel foolish. >> i made the same mistake with lady finger. >> wait, so lady fingers are not actually -- >> no. >> have i to go. >> you better. let's welcome our guests. it is usually what we do at the beginning of the show. she can fry a turkey with a mere glance. i am here with the host of the

nbc poker after dark. this is where i make a title about the title -- where i make a joke of the title, but i won't. and comedian paul mccurio. his latest cd is called "image makeover." >> you suck. i hate you. >> and he just refinanced his refrigerator box, bill shultz. and he is well known for his financial smarts and cogent analysis of the stock market. wayne rogers was busy, so sitting next to me matt mccall, penn financial group founder and president. and there is con constant distorting in his reporting. good to see you, pinch. >> today there was a review of circumstance. a film that focuses on the lesbian romance of two teenagers rebelling against an islamic thee yok craw see. i haven't seen any movement. also, hot girl on girl action.

so there is that as well jie. do you ever go to the movies. >> can't do it. >> just stay here. often bill tells me about the movies. it is like an oral legend. >> that's delightful. so is it too early to laughy at the overthrow of qaddafi. they raided the mad dog's middle east home and optimistically named sun safe among a gaggle of reporters and then lamely tried to rally support. one question remains, where is his whack job dad? take a look at tape of a rebel sky news interviewed after he raided qaddafi's fabulous closet. >> tell me how you got the hat. it suits you. where did you get it? >> it wasn't hard. i just went inside his room -- >> colonel qaddafi's bedroom. >> yes, qaddafi's bedroom, and

i was like, oh my god. i am in qaddafi's room, oh my god. >> i said the same thing last year. that hat was actually qaddafi's but he took it from captain, of captain and tanile. what is more accurate is how buddy's rendition of the buddy's rendition of the >> the pots and pans were a nice touch, but come on. british prime minister david cameron has already called rebel leaders asking for the capture and the return of the

lockerbie bomber mcgraw he which will result in just punishment. we suggest this. >> that's awesome. the return of the lockerbie bomber, do you think that will happen? >> there is no way. this guy is with qaddafi right now somewhere. he is on a beach. this guy is on the beach and has had plastic surgery. he takes the mask off and he looks like bill. i think this guy is with him. >> really? that's an interesting theory. i disagree. when qaddafi is captured or killed, will you miss his amazing fashion sense? >> not really, or the tents he wants to pitch by the u.n building in new york city. no, i think the world will be much better with him gone. obviously with a lot of other regimes like him that have been falling by the way side.

i do like looking at his weirdly fat face that has had a lot of plastic surgery. i can't quite figure it out. >> he is like cargoes santana about 10 years from now. maybe if he is lucky. >> life transitioning. >> paul, you are our resident middle east expert. i want you to ram bell about your thoughts on this issue. i want to know everything that is in that brain. >> you cut me down like i don't have any credibility from the get go. first of all, we don't really know where he s. secondly, nobody can find the guy. he is in hiding. he is a 69-year-old guy who dresses in gold lamay. that's like going to the grammies and saying "i can't find little richard." our only source as to where he is is a chess player. and he is friends with qaddafi. like being a chess player is not socially alienated enough.

and this guy's idea of military experience is a whip to queen move, right? i don't understand why we don't know where this guy is and can't get him right away? how is that for cogent middle east analysis? >> very good. we don't have a lot of chess humor on this show. people are worried about the influence with these new rebels coming in. i like to think of them as a motley crew, if you will. are you worried? >> the great thing is they please and they please as they do. what i will say is i am watching the guy and one from the few perks of rebellion and battle and death is plundering. i would be an awesome plunderer. i would get diamond encrusted badays. i would take the endangered rhino. i would take everything. >> what did these guys take?

a hat? another shot is a guy driving around in a golf cart. you are trying to impress the arab league and not the ivy league. >> the fact is everything qaddafi has is theirs because he took billions and billions and billions -- i mean he is worth something like $300 billion. looting never looks good. it looks gross. if that guy is really giving the hat back to his dad, that is really a nice gesture. they should take all of his money. >> you don't believe that, do you? >> no, i don't. do you think there will be boots on the ground? at the end of the day -- i can't believe i said that, at the end of the day. i apologize. we found saw saddam hussein in the hole and had to send troops to get him. inevitably are we going to have to drop people in there to find him? >> either we drop people in there or start blowing up and dropping bombs. >> which we don't want to do. >> right, so yes, i think there are people on the ground right now.

>> i don't think it necessarily will be american forces. the french will go in. >> the americans are definitely going to be in there. they are the ringleaders of the opposition right now. >> we don't know about seals. >> you have a bunch of pissed off people doing the job right now. >> his son was on tv in a -- >> his son will get a bullet in the head like saddam's kid. go with that jacket and see what you can make happen. >> he is wearing a shirt he bought at -- >> today's man? >> osh-gosh-bgosh? >> yes. if he gets away and we now as i would like to say we figured out what the word scott free means, since scotland allowed this to happen. and i think america's role should be abouten fusing this young culture with pop culture, pop music, movies and

gadgets. this is a young group of people that are -- that have shaken off this jackass. >> you don't think democracy will work over there? >> i think once they get their first taste of acdc's highway to hell, things will be okay. >> it is like giving somebody a border's gift certificate. it is not working in a lot of places. >> you are a bad man. >> from a jerk almost gone and i don't mean paul mccurio to a free strauss-kahn. why did the d.a. call it quits on dsk? i read that wrong. a judge dismissed all criminal charges including sexual assault against dominique strauss-kahn. they said the last few months have been a nightmare for him and his family, and of course he said this after leaving his 50 grand a month townhouse. but she right, the 12-person jacuzzi has no place to store the horse made of frozen strawberries. you may remember they were accused of pouncing naked on the maid when she came to clean his suite.

they said there were fatal credibility issue wtz accuser. they requested a special prosecutor to help, and that was denied. we caught up with them for comment. >> no won dire this happened -- no wonder this happened. i remember watching the l.a. hedge hog. terrible lawyers in l.a., divorce lawyers who were hedge hogs. >> i thought it was nice of the handler to leave the racens in there -- raisins in there with them. >> they don't taste like raisins. this guy is innocent, but she also facing rape charges followed by a french journalist. he has to be guilty of one of these things, right? >> where there is smoke there is usually fire. i don't know. i wasn't in the room, but it seems other women have come forward. i have been around a lot of french men in my life.

somebody of his age, i think that a lot of times they have little respect for women. it wouldn't surprise me if in his mind he is like, she wants me. i don't know why she is turning me down. >> it is not a crime. >> this guy is my idol. i love this guy. >> look at the fire in his eyes right now. >> wait a minute. i want to go back. why is this guy your idol? >> he gets [bleep]. that's what he does. >> he is obviously innocent. >> there is a place somewhere called common sense, somewhere near to you. i believe he is innocent, but he is cat tau gore clear -- category clear a sleez bag. i i wouldn't make him my idol. >> he worked his way up, even though he is a sleez ball, to

be the next president of france. >> you don't know what happened in that room. >> that's true. >> what this proved is it only takes two and a half months to destroy a woman's credibility. that's what it proves. thankfully we will have new signs in all hotels saying please do not disturb, i am raping the maid. at the end of the day -- and i did say at the end of the day, i think this guy is as guilty as sin. >> here is the thing. when the story came out, i threw all of my weight, which is very little since i lost weight, on the opinion that he was guilty. i think i wrote a couple of greg-alogues. i believe now that i am wrong, and if i believe i am wrong i have to say it. however, what i am saying is his behavior made me take that opinion because it is well known throughout his life that this is what he does. however, if there is such major credibility issues with

this woman, she probably innocent. but he is not innocent of being a cad, but you can't be arrested for being a cad. bill, this guy could return and become president of france, right? >> there is a story that parallels that. it is about this kid who grew up in allentown, and he was a total, total sleez ball. he was accused of mistreating women and was never accused. then he became the president of penn financial. why do you think he is defending the man? ytu sleez ball, y-tu. >> she did file a civil lawsuit today. more information will come out about that. >> he said "i apologize to my wife for this trial, putting her through this." that's like bill apologizing to hillary for the republican party putting them through their marital problems. this guy is so guilty of rape. >> okay.

whatever. >> why would you discount what i said? why am i here? >> i don't know. one of the more intriguing parts of this story happened today -- or actually early tuesday when the d.a. -- somebody said yes in my ear, yes, greg are you right. they held a press conference to announce they were dropping the charges. and then something happened. >> this standard has protected -- okay, okay. i have been through earthquakes in seattle. >> clearly the photographer had broken wind. had you it was a very strong one. >> you are not going to like what you are getting there. >> when it is pizza tuesday, it is flatulent.

>> i think it was him. >> he was lirks i didn't think it would be that bad. >> she like pipe down, everybody. have i been through this before. >> i didn't expect people to come into the elevator. >> is that not proof he is guilty? the moment they announce a vengeful god reacted, it is either that or dsk was upstairs celebrating with a couple of stewardesses. >> anyway, that is the earthquake. an earthquake took place during the press conference and that's what happened. i have time for the next story, am i right? good. from dsk to omg. earlier this month republican presidential candidate ron paul came in second to michele bachmann at the iowa straw poll. a mere couple million votes behind her. and then in one of his patented money bombs, paul supporters raised $1.8 million for his campaign. and now a new gal lop poll it shows that paul trails

president obama by two percentage points, 47-456789 -- 47-45. the same shoal show busy achmann back by four points and trailing mitt romney 48-46. so what does this all mean? only 82% of republicans say they will vote for paul and 86 for bachmann. so what does it mean? still don't know. maybe formula 1 cats can make sense of it. >> always adorable. bill, with all of this good news about ron paul, why do you continue to ignore him in your coverage?

>> ron who? that's the way it is going to go ron paul party. stop e-mailing me. wra, that poll -- yeah, that poll said this. and then they said it will be michele bachmann and a tie with mitt romney and he trounces palin. the important thing to remember is polls suck. >> they are not all meaning less, just the ones you read. i want to go to you, matt. here is the interesting or sad irony on this. it took decades for the nation to catch up to ron paul's principals. he is a libertarian and we are seeing more and more dissatisfied independents who are moving away from the duopolopy of democrats and republicans. the problem is now that we americans have caught up he is too crapgy. >> she -- too cranky. >> she too old and cranky. he is pissed off. the fact that the independents are sticking up for paul, it

tells me he has a bit of a chance. that's a swing vote. >> i have only a minute. and you then you. >> i i don't think he has a real shot, but he has said interesting things, and he is keeping it interesting. >> it is like picking a baby's name on the first date with somebody. secondly, of course all of the challenges are good. whether you a kid growing up and your kid's parents look cool. bachmann is a hot, sexy mom and ron paul is a cool guy that will buy you porn. >> the only people who answer polls are people who like to be polled. >> only people with land lines are answering polls and they think they are talking to their kids. >> on that note, have i to move on. that's a horrible stereo type. you are going to apologize. >> i will apologize to people's land lines. >> shut up, bill. should ugly people lose

their hands for walking on the same side as hot people. leeann tweeden's new book has that. and where did joe biden put his foot this time? probably in his shoes. he is the vp, after all.

>> has the vice president idealized those who are forcibly stabilized. he spoke at a chinese university and somehow tried to compare the debt with those that require gender specificky.

>> i am not second guessing, one child per family. you are in a position where one wage earner will be taking care of four restyered people. not sustainable. >> biden is totally getting their kid killing clause. quote, isn't this guy supposed to be pro choice. he does understand the one child policy is an actual policy, and it is not a matter of chinese couples choosing to keep their family small for the good of the mother land. meanwhile, the obama administration released a statement saying "the owe bra ma administration dash >> you know what is not repugnant? the sleepy baby bunny.

>> leeann, is biden an idiot, or did he think he had to be nice to china because we owe them lots of money? >> i think he is an idiot. for one time in my life i thought, where is hillary? why do we send him to do important things? he should just beheld in a closet and not given a microphone. it is embarassing. >> what do you make of the latest? >> what is the guy going say? we owe them a ton of money. >> be glad he didn't just volunteer our kids to inherit lead-based toys. >> thanks to the failed policy, china has way too many guys and not nearly enough women. is that why you go there? >> yes, that's a big reason.

>> i think he thought he was in china and nobody was listening. he put his foot in his mouth again. it shows how uneducated he is. i expect david spade to be standing next to him, chris farly trying not 20* ruin the presidency. he has a year and a half, and we will see what happens. >> could this be nothing more than a biden brain fart or was he pander ?g. >> with respect to this block, absolutely not. this is iewfl. -- this is awful. but of course. it is one of his specialties. he just can't talk about it too well. this blew my mind. in 2025, they will have 96 men in their 20s, but only 80 million women. that's a problem. >> we see life as precious, and they see something you buy in bulk. they are like the costco of human rights violations. >> here is the thing.

the policy is obviously evil. if this land had just allowed for technology and for ideas they would have solved this problem without a barbaric practice. and where are the feminists? what happened to american feminists? >> they disappear when it comes to things having to do with the left. >> how would you know? you are a broad? >> i am a broad, thank you. obviously we owe china. the problem with the male-female ratio, after the cold war russia had a problem with that too. all of the men went and died off in war, and then sudden 3 there there were all these women looking for husbands and they couldn't find any. the birthrate in russia was having a problem picking up. >> maybe it was good cop-bad cop. my partner obama has two kids and they are both ladies. explain that. >> we have to take a break. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us.

it is red eye at fox news .com. simple if you have a computer. and to leave a voicemail, and it doesn't have to be a land line. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> he has a land line. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by snail racing. the fast-growing sport where monthly luivegs race from the center of a traffic to the peri. thanks, snail racing.

welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. you are happy, i am happy. >> excellent. you said there is no way he will return to us, and my guess he will be. >> i don't think he will. he will be dead. i don't think he will return to scotland. he should go back to jail if anything. >> what i said by the way was for the record. off the record i think you are completely right. >> saying tv off the record doesn't mean it is off the record. >> yes. it means no one can quote me because i said off the record. you said greg cut you down as if you had no credibility. that's based on past performance. >> your hair looks nice. >> thanks. also, paul, you said our only

source to let us know qaddafi is still alive is a russian chess player. qaddafi has spoken to a libyan radio station vowing martyr dom. >> they will back down. >> a rebel spokesman says they are fine with the martyr dom part. >> the guy who stole qaddafi's hat is going to give it to his dad? >> right. >> you understand he will hate his dad. he will call the rebel leaders and tell them he found caw caw doff knee. >> -- caw doff fee. >> that's a terrible thing to do to your father. >> right? greg, you brought up the phrase "scott free." >> yes. >> it has nothing to do with scotland. >> really? i thought that was clever of me. >> old english word for a tax was s ht c-e-o-t. and then people who avoided paying the tax were getting off scott free. >> it is free toilet paper.

that's where that comes from. >> wow. major credibility just shot up. >> you know what free scott is? that was my chant when they arrested scott on the airline. they took him into the private room! said, free scott! free scott. >> that's what your exroommate used to scream. by the way, my sources at the cia say there are rumors he has gone undercover and has got lib injections and is touring as a comedian named al mccurio. >> i am giving you the finger right now. i am giving you two. >> don't give me any lip. >> matt, stop laughing. you are encouraging him. >> charges dropped against dsk. remember when mayor bloomburg says if you don't want to do the person walk, don't do the crime. >> yeah. >> he is a great mayor.

>> leeann, you said where there is smoke there is fire. sometimes even a disgusting jerk is innocent. >> but we don't know the facts either way. my leaning is toward that way. it wouldn't surprise me if he was not guilty. >> i like you, andy. >> i like you too. i will go back to beating up on matt and scott. more scott than anything. i mean paul. >> do you have land line? would you like to answer a poll question? >> it was that whole toilet paper thing. >> at least i know where i am. >> you keep going, peter. >> matt, you said you loved this guy. a bunch of women said he is acting incredibly inappropriately. >> he is innocent. what is inappropriate these days?

>> for you nothing, apparently. >> do you want to retract your statement? >> or if the maid wasn't hot. >> dsk says the past two and a half months have been a nightmare for him. in the townhouse, try sending two and a half months with writers in solitary because your fingerprints were found on the throat of tier teen dead -- 13 dead hobos. >> why 13 and why is the cam -- camera on me? >> it happened to a friend of mine. >> i am the hobo on this show. so you are talking suicide 1234*. >> what does e2 mean? were you playing battleship? >> yes, i was. >> are you making fun of how i pronounce something? >> that was not a legitimate question. it was meant to offend me.

>> can't it be both? >> no. >> first, bill, i'm with greg, shame on you for your lack of ron paul coverage. you have a platform. use it appropriately. >> i don't know how i get on these e-mail lists. it has to stop. >> you said there is a fact he is going in as independence he has a chance. >> off the record? >> i think you are completely wrong. >> he has as good of a chance as anybody else. >> he can't. >> legalizing drugs which a lot of people want to do. he stands up for a lot of things. >> they get both sides into it. >> he is polling it like primary voters. >> it is the middle vote. he can even pull from the left. >> not in a republican primary you can't. >> we'll see. >> by the way, all of these

polls are meaning less. george paw tau key has yet to bring in his charisma into the race. lee app, you said it is another -- leeann you said it is another case of putting his foot in his mouth. he said, quote, he was arguing against the one-child policy to an audience. instead of saying your policy is evil, he was pointing out it is unsustainable which i think he was trying to make an argument that didn't offend them, but was trying to make them see it won't work. >> i agree. what he meant to say was what he couldn't quite say. yes, sterilization is great and everybody do it. he is a little bit of an idiot. >> it is like going to your house for thanksgiving and then going to the table and saying, let's have pie. he is a visitor. >> a better comparison is you eleven next door to somebody you can't stand, but you borrow their lawn mower so you always have to be nice to

them. >> something like that. >> i do this for a living, paul. >> bill, you said biden pointed out the one-child policy doesn't work, but that's what he was doing. he said it was unsustainable. >> i pulled a biden. what i meant was he should have made his point more clearly jie. he shouldn't have said, "iunderstand it is dash." >> >> e-2. >> it is the sequel to et. coming up, what is it like to live on the surface of a hideous monster thing. we read the new book by paul mccurio. where should one go to celebrate the 20th anniversary of "point break"? i would recommend my basement, but it is pretty crowded.

do you live to get radical? if so you are not only aware of the fact it is 20th anniversary of the movie ". break" the --" point break" but devoted broads know that tonight marks part two of the red eye special report on what made johnny utah tick, how body road his stick, and why gary busey is so gary busey. the following package is old ka the godfather part twof point break sequel. it is rocked to the very foundation.

>> just got back from rockaway. while i wasn't radical there, i developed a radical hunger. i know what you are thinking. where can i go to celebrate the 20th anniversary of "point break." how about a bar called point break? it is in midtown manhattan. it has surf, turf and photos of patrick swayze. join me. >> i can't do this. >> sure, you can. who knows. you might like it. it is a killer rush. >> this is your wake up call, billy. i am an fnc cory spawn -- correspondent. >> why a point break-themed bar. >> we figured after the market went south a few years ago we would try to change it up and make it simpler and more less formal? >> is there other stuff in the patrick swayze cannon that could be good as a bar? you mentioned doing a road house bar or a dirty dancing dive or maybe a ghost bar with sort of a whoopi goldberg

waitress. >> pottery wheels. >> one thing i was alarmed by, no meatball sandwich. >> thank you. utah. give me two. >> why no meatball sandwich? >> just to keep gary busey out of the bar. >> i returned from the rockaway where i par took in radical surfing. as a surfing myself, certified, basically, would this be a good hangout for me? >> i would say so. we have a couple of local surfing groups that come in. >> how do you think they fund their lifestyle? >> i don't ask. >> do you ever see them coming with ties uh skew. do you ever spot the body. >> that guy normally has the hair and is normally between 5 feet and 5 foot 2 inches. >> everybody, this is a robbery. i am the new ex-president.

your tax cuts are over. >> is that a water gun? >> mission accomplished. and now i go to surf. >> he's not coming back. >> wow, do you think the shareholders would like it if they knew that a fox

correspondent was being paid to surf and pick up on girls? >> the correct term is biz, sir. >> this is the weirdest bar idea i have ever heard of. this is straipg. -- strange. when you buy a bar you get investors. you have to sit down and talk about -- it is going to be a bar based on a b-movie. >> maybe on malibu. >> don't you see you are taking an escape from your daily troubles? >> if you are going to do anything you will do the warrior's movie. >> it is more new york centric. >> it is strange. you have a problem if you like the movie so much -- >> i would open a bar based on

blue velvet. >> oxygen tank. >> or mommy dearest. nothing but hangars. >> i guess we will take a break or another point break. i don't know. remember to check out the "red eye" pod cast. there is a new one every day, but not today. tonight we couldn't do one.

so on tuesday afternoon, a 5.8 magnitude quake centered in virginia. it was felt as far south as north carolina and as far north as rhode island. several buildings were evacuated. our cameras were rolling seconds after it happened, capturing the damage firsthand. >> bill, what happened? did this happen during the earthquake? >> what the -- no, wait, what earthquake? >> the one that happened earlier today. >> there was an earthquake today? >> my mouth tastes like john gibson. that's who i was out with last

night. where the hell am i? >> bill? >> i am glad everybody wags safe. as far as we know, there were no injure ryes. >> i learned that nature is the best alarm clock. i would have stayed asleep for five more hours if not for the 5.1 -- >> i have to say what is interesting about the quake is that i am trying to find what the corresponding thing is for somebody from calf calf. if it -- from california. if it showed in san francisco you would freak out. peag -- people were making fun of people for freaking out, but i don't think you can. >> i know people who have been hurt and killed in an earthquake, but it was kind of cool. i wanted it to keep going. >> they are scary. i was at the one in -- during the world series in san mateo. >> in san francisco, yes. >> and it freaks the hell out of you. it seems like it goes on

forever. >> i lived through the northridge one. i was going pee in my hotel room and i literally started swaying. i sways thinking, this is an earthquake, buts i am in new york city. >> i was wonder figure you were going pea in your hotel room. >> it is a sign of the times. what did you do? >> i tweeted that. did anybody else feel -- literally i'm like, did anybody feel an earthquake? dave navarro, the guitarist in california it is like, relax, we rock our babies to sleep at 6.3. i get. it but my family is in virginia and they were freaking out. >> i realized that if you have never -- if it has never happened before it is weird. but even if it has happened, it is weird. it was funny. i was just walking. i had no idea. >> my video is an artistic interpretation to be hung over while this saw curing, but matt how did the earthquake treat you? >> i had the spinning all morning. i thought it was another bad one. and then i thought, it is

still spinning. i was running for more asprin and bouncing off the walls. >> if you have the spins during an earthquake, you don't have the spins. >> that's what it was. we have to move on. i bet the earthquake was your hero, right, matt? we will close things out. hat a jerk. send your e-mail to him. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy.

back to andy levy with the post game wrap up. paul, our first question is from brandon who asks, what is your problem? >> i love everybody and dominique strauss-kahn and that's it. am i responding to, this really? >> i have a second question for you, paul.

he wants to know, is it true the earthquake was caused by you vibrating your abnormally sized lips? >> yes. >> all right. do you have any gigs you want to plug? >> yes. >> quickly. >> september 23rd and 24th i will be at the broker idge comedy club. >> you knew you were hot enough if you could set off an earthquake. >> gosh, with these glasses, of course. no, but thank you. that's sweet. you are making me blush. thank you. that's very nice. >> lastly, tom says he got his first issue of your etf bull law tin, and he loves it. but the football tone doesn't work right. it is an old jewish man or it stands for something out of