other country in the world. >> andrea: the statistics, the girls are outpacing boys with graduation rates. >> bob: it's con descending and it ought to be knocked off the shelves. >> eric: it is knocked off by jc penney. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow night, everybody. ♪ welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, and with these looks, you know i can be with anyone tonight, but i chose you. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> and our top story tonight will tell you about colleges that are banning cigarettes from their campuses. a shocking undercover investigation that is neither shocking nor undercover, nor

an investigation. plus, did a move vee portrayal by american troops in iraq lead to an act of terrorism? a fair and balanced indictment is ahead. do you want to see bill schulz get his body painted? >> yes. >> happy national bed check. >> for the whole month? what should i be doing? >> check your mattresses for wear and tear. >> my house boys wear and tear went back to bra jill jie. they were the twin gym nases? >> wear was a little too flabby for the floor exercises. now i buy direct from the source. >> john gibson 1234*. >> can't beat his prices. >> i believe his secret is well water, andy. >> of course. >> it is the source of all things great. i keep egg you. >> i call it well water because if you drink it you

feel well. >> that's a side affect if you will. >> after what you told me what to do after my sore throat i don't trust you jie. why should you? let's get the ball rolling. her name is 50% off. i am here with massahsied. and he knows finances like i know line dances. you should see my jazz box and our first time guest adam shapiro. and his stench has its own zip code. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and sitting next to me, mike baker, the former cia operative and the president of diligence, when you are in the market, think diligence. we don't know what it is. and he is still here though death is near.

our "new york times" correspondent, good to see you pinch. >> be sure to not soay so much. i used to cover the locker room during the muddy games. but it wouldn't be denied with the recent acquisition of lawrence wind mill mcbane from the dating triangles proving prophetic as the last execution and the wind and much hoop la from the hometown supporters. greg? >> just reminiscing. >> i know. are annoying young mammals going after your camels so they are wiped clean of all nicotine? >> yes and yes. if the university of kentucky could speak words, more than 500 campuses from across the

country have enacted 100% smoke-free policies. but the wild cats have taken it one step further. indeed they recruited students to be police who shall wander the campus asking classmates, employees and visitors to dispose of their cigs while providing info about the resources available on campus. says the alcohol, tobacco and other drugs coalition chairwoman, yes, that's an actual job of the nicotine marks, quote, there is a health conscious and socially aware student we have on campus these days. experts no doubt single claim that most successful smoke-free policies colleges have been grassroots efforts driven by students. dorky, virgin students. what do you think about that baron vaughn bumper cat? that's his way of saying, i think it is disgusting and i agree with you, bbc.

mike baker, welcome to the show. when you went to college, not only did kids smoke in class, they did so with long stemmed clay pipes. this has to bother you. >> you know what, this actually does bother me. i don't smoke cigarettes. i enjoy the occasional cigar, but i don't know at what point this happened. it hasy voafld out of the point -- it hasy voafld where you have this annoying behavior where people want to tell you how to live your life. i relate this to the hurricane that passed through here not long ago, and by the way we still don't have power and water in my town. if the local authorities could look into it, and that's my point. i think the world is in two camps. one who thinks it is okay for the government to do everything for you, and those who expect them to do everything for you and those who want them to get the hell out of your kitchen and get on with your life. >> are you taking chef classes?

you. >> i don't understand the link between the smoking on campuses and that. but i won't ask you why because i want to get to adam. >> kids always -- i say kids. students generally do the opposite of what they are told, period. that's the whole point of rebellion. if you go over there and tell them not to smoke, aren't -- isn't that going to invite them to smoke? >> of course they will smoke. i'm sure they are smoking more than cigarettes at that campus and college campuses across the world. who doesn't know they are doing that? look, if you are a smoker and i am a reformed smoker, and i am nasty about it, but when you smoke you are polite and you don't smoke in someone's room, you don't smoke in their house unless they let you. my taxes pay for if i lived in kentucky.

but you don't need people police tsmght. >> it is based on ridiculous idea that the science is shot tee at best. don't know what shot tee means, but i assume it means bad. are you a fairly violent person. if somebody came up to you and told you to stop smoking, wouldn't you punch them in the face? >> i think i would put the cigarette out on their forehead instead. i think that's what it calls for. everyone wanted to have a good time. it is surprising, but now they have students becoming part of the police task force. now they are making the choice for you. you don't leave campus when you are an under grad. are you not allowed. you are not allowed to have a car. you can't leave campus. >> i didn't leave campus the entire first year. >> masa, when they told you it

was a campus it was actually a woman's prison. they didn't want to tell you. were you wearing a pajama-like uniform? >> i had just gotten in trouble. >> you were in a women's prison. >> i was at a school where no men were allowed. >> i am there. i need to get the information. you are so young. she doesn't even remember marlboro miles. wow. you are a zygot. >> bill, here is the thing i think is interesting. what if students were asked to go and break up terrorists that were seen -- trists that were deemed unsafe. not using condoms or whatever

you think is unsafe. there is a whole list of them and pictures. anyway, what would happen? what would be the outcry 1234* feminists -- outcry? feminists going nuts. >> they always kind of had that. everybody had a roommate that had too much sex often in front of you and pretending you were a piece of furniture and you would be that guy after you stopped watching. they would do it -- not only did the sex bother me, but they would listen to sara mclaughlin while they did it. >> would they say, now are you a soma? and then do it on you. >> i would sit there like this all the time and hope they would mistake me for the lazy boy. >> you know what is worse than secondhand smoke? secondhand sara mclaughlin. >> tory amos can cause lung cancer. >> i miss going into a bar and having cigarette smoke. >> there is a joy after a

night of tabockery. you just leave them outside and hope it goes away. >> my parents smoked so i liked the smell, the stale smell that meant adults were in the room. >> the best adults in the room, the first match in the morning, the sulfur smell smells like victory. >> it just means that bill used the bathroom. >> but you know what, i worked at a place called rodell press in pennsylvania. did you know they had closets for smokers and nonsmokers and they had a plaque above them. you couldn't actually put your jacket in with the other jackets. isn't that crazy? >> it is less intrusive than somebody walking up to you and say, give me that. that goes back to the hurricane analogy. >> i don't want to talk about that. smoking will be seen as cooler because these little brats are walking around making you put

your cigarette out. >> it is actually probably a conspiracy by the tobacco companies. they are behind it. >> to get more smokers. my theory is those kids, the ones that volunteer volunteer to be smoking. they are so goodie, goodie and obnoxious they were rejected from being an ra and this is the next step. >> what is an ra? >> resident advisor. >> from banning butts to a guy who is nuts. i speak of andre carson who thinks the party of tea wants to hang black people from trees. carson who serves as the black caucus' chief vote counter was speaking in miami 10 days ago when he had this to say. >> we have to change this. it is about change. this is an effort and

>> i think that is the first time have i seen it on fox. anyway, carson said he didn't mean all tea partiers, just certain elements. he stands by, quote, the truth of what i spoke. and now the only republican member of the congressional black you ka -- black caucus is not happy. he sent a let torte cbc -- sent a letter to the cbc chair. he said unless they condemn the remarks along with similar comments, he needs to seriously reconsider his membership. and he said, quote, all of us, especially congressman waters who engaged in racially motivated rhetoric and not the example of reverend jeremiah

wright. you know who else is condemning the comments? >> that is a living hell for the cat. >> it frightened me. >> he hasn't apologized. he says he was speaking the truth. should he apologize? >> carson? >> yes. >> yes, he should apologize. look, it is very simple. you treat people the way you want to be treated. when you hurl an insult or an accusation, you should be able to offer the proof. if he believes that there are members of the tea party who want to string him up, then he should out those people who want to string him up and give specific examples. when you make inflammatory statements like that, you are disrespectful to the people who came before you who did

face those kinds of experiences decades ago. they paved the way so you could be elected. >> well put. masa, i don't think you can beat that, but go ahead and give it a chance. you know, we were talking about this on "the five" and bob gotti motional about it saying it is no surprise that the cbc goes after the tea party. they are attacking the things they hold dear. but the only thing the tea party is attacking is bloated government programs. so in a way, he is saying that -- carson said you are a racist if you don't embrace bloated entitle ment's -- entitlements. >> he is on a losing end of the political conversation, and he is frustrated with the tea party. i think the hanging tea comment crosses the line and he is not backing away from. it he is sticking by and his aide is justifying it by saying, actually, the tea party is preventing president obama from enacting policies

that are designed to help minorities. so they are saying, it is okay that we are saying this, it is horrible. that being said, have i no respect for allen west after the e-mails. he was childish. >> how can you compare that? >> they are not on the same level, but i am just saying allen west comes out and makes statements. a little is to try to get publicity. he literally said -- if you have something to say, say it to my face or shut up. >> we actually covered that and said it was silly. >> it is not the same. >> that's an old-fashioned response to a woman -- the way he responded was an old school, old-fashioned way that a gentleman gets angry and says something. you can't compare the two. i know you weren't, but anyway -- i see you trying to say something. >> well i am struggling because these are two eloquent statements.

>> i think that it reminds me of the hurricane that came through on the weekend. and i think carson was just being a little expansive on the talking point of the dnc and the democratic party administration for this coming election. we don't know what else to do with this tea party. you brand them as racist and you get on with it. and i think we are seeing that whether it is with the dnc or the administration or loyalists. i had a conversation with a guy who works for me at diligence. the makers of leg warmers and saw possible tores. -- so possitories. he is the leader on the saw possible tore line. he made the comment, he is a well educated individual, but he made the comment about how racist they are. you drill down into the conversation and you did feel like he was kind of feeding back to you. he was feeding back lines he

had seen over the recent past. >> can i just say fire that -- [bleep]? >> well played. >> we will bleep. it but you will know what we bleeped. >> make fun of allen west and tea parties. >> no, you can't say it that way. let's look at the big picture here. two people out of an entire caucus said something stupid. his response to that is to fire it off and threaten to walk out in a huff. and that is the country overall. i am so sick of these hyper sensitive outrage attics googling anything they can do to scream about and point fingers at. the other thing was stupid. still on the left is stupid. calm down. if our founding fathers were to look at the way we behaved today, if they were to look at this decorated veteran and how

he acted right now they would laugh at us, and then they would say why are all of these black people in government? because they were slave owners. >> and here is the thing, you could say that, yes, a bunch of wining on both sides, but once you play the race card it changes everything. i am not going to sit there and go, oh, he called me a biggot. no, somebody writes something on the web and calls you racist. -- >> the race card is not good. you can absolutely play the biggot card. look who is at the top of the tea party right now. michele bachmann. i can give you 10 statements she made that were vial to the homosexual community. >> i want to call him on it. >> i have them written -- i will give you access. she said they were social deviants. she said that if you give marriage to them, you are teaching kids in school they should be gay. we know what her husband does. she is the head of the tea party. she is a bigot.

>> i think people in recent times are accusing conservatives and republicans of being racist. they say it is because of the president's race. you have clyburn from south carolina talking about obamacare is a 21st century civil rights act. a lot of people do see conservatives as racist. >> here is something. it is one thing -- race is something in our country that is an under current. don't want to go there. >> not in my apartment. >> to say that it is stringing people up and when i was talking about being diswill respectful -- disrsm, when you are likening something to emmett till, but i lived north of kentucky and indiana i think of a guy who was lynched and all of the people are pointing, and for carson to have made the comment equating

millions of people in the united states to that is wrong. >> well said. coming up, what is it like to -- never mind. it just doesn't work. it doesn't work after that eloquent statement. come and stick around. come back and we have more stuff.

it is high five for five guys. sounds like a weekend at bills. despite my best efforts, he is not america's favorite fast-food chain. though i stand by my idea, i mean who doesn't love eating chicken while wearing chaps. anyway, a recent poll asks

americans to raise their favorite among the 55 highest grossing fast-food franchises. five guys burger chain ranked number one followed by in-n-out. at the bottom, mcdonalds, subway, so is five guys that much better or did mickey d's suffer because there is one on every corner. >> i guess he was too cool to stop. i prepared for that interview. >> do you buy this survey. >> i like five guys burgers. >> isn't five guys a mass skew raid -- people say five days rather than mcdonalds because it sounds cooler? >> no, i like the burgers at five guys. mcdonalds has an after taste

jie. that's my favorite part is the after taste. >> the grease burn? >> i can walk around going, i had mcdonalds. later it is another orphus. >> amazing how you can do that. >> masa, on the list, were you surprise ?ed mcdonalds has been around since like the 1200's and five guys since like 86. is the new guy being popular? >> i haven't ate at the top three restaurants at five guys or any of those rated, but i do love taco bell, and i really like wendy's, and they only got .4% of the vote. so it is surprising to me. i'm pretty sure taco bell is the finest mexican food. it is incredible. it is really delicious. i mean it. >> if you layout 16 different options and then they come in and go, let's make something new. the crusty flat baked pool. >> they take the table and lift it up and whatever is on

the floor they go -- >> one product served a thousand ways. >> baker, you eat nothing but it is colonel and then you get dinner. >> once they brought the hot wing sandwich out -- i am a big in-n-out fan. >> what do you think of the franchise? >> it is the way he tells them. >> i honestly hardly ever eat fast-food until the kids came along. and then i promised i would say hi to them scpri to say hi to sammy and jack, even though jack is little. >> your kids are up at 3:00 a.m.? >> yes. >> he is the worst father. >> they are giving each other tattoo. in-n-out is top on my list.

>> you rated the top dumpsters. which did you like? >> i swear by 51st and lex. i get arguments all the time. i guarantee you that 50% of the people who answer this survey have never been to five guys. and the fact that mcdonalds and subway and burger king are at the bottom, i am going off on our country again. are all of you people trying to be trendy? you know mcdonalds is the best. i know it is not cool burger in awesomeville and it doesn't sound great when you say. it but you make me sick. >> before i go to a break, i don't know how much time i have, but i love the atkins diet, and i don't consider it that. i consider it a lifestyle. how come there is no fast-food restaurant that is pure protein. >> it is expensive. meat, protein, expensive. berate and -- bread and sauces and sugar are cheap. >> baker and the colonel have a pure protein diet.

>> the perfect restaurant -- shut up, sick people. perfect sandwich, what you do is you take a bunch of strips of bacon and you cook them together in a press so they are stuck together. that's your bread and you make a peta out of bacon, and then you drop a slim patty into that. you have your protein burger and everybody in america will lose weight. that's bacon and burgers. >> but ralph neigheder will go -- nader will go crazy on you. >> between your smoking diet tribe, you just killed off half of the country. >> i was just at the county fair not long ago. i had this thing that was a hot dog and bays con wrapped around it and it was deep fried and on a stick. >> that wasn't a fair. >> it was a dark theater. >> it was supposed to be about food. do you have comment on the

show? e-mail us. to leave a voice male 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he's a dish of nothing. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by sea otters. the ocean animal native to the coast and has a thick brown coat and feeds on shellfish. thank you, sea otters.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. andy, i want to congratulate you for winning the quiz on the o'reilly factor. well done. >> it was the news quiz tonight. >> well, that doesn't change the congratulations. >> i appreciate that. i wanted to make sure you had all of the facts at your availability. >> the interesting thing is while you were talking on one of the monitors, you were on one of the monitoring -- monitors doing the quiz. >> is it possible we could tape live at 3. >> the weird time traveling vacuum. >> college campuses banning tobacco. mike, you don't smoke cigarettes, but you enjoy the occasional cigar? joy after killing a man. >> -- >> after killing a man. >> what else are you going to smoke? >> you don't have to tell me. >> of course students will smoke and probably more than

cigarettes. yet as greg said, the experts are saying the most successful smoke free policies have been grassroots efforts driven by students. howdy pressing is that? >> very. you are supposed to do crazy things in college. >> you are supposed to smoke the grass and not do grassroots anti-smoking things. not cool, man. you said if someone came up to you on campus and told you to put out your cigarette you would put them out in your face. got some anger issues? you working through that? >> no. >> that's up to you. >> you know how she does that? she giggles afterwards. >> it is all cute. as she is screaming. >> little insane gig -- giggle. >> as a first year student you are not allowed to leave campus. is that something your boyfriend told you? you have to stay in your room for your first year.

do your classes on-line. >> i d i got straight a's. >> greg, i tried to go to greg's safe sex .org and the site is down. >> i decided to take it down during the break. >> did you? >> yes, i felt it would be inappropriate for a majority of the "red eye" viewers. is it may go up later after the show. or you can meet me at bryant park and i will hand out the hard copy. >> i do believe that now that you have said it on air news corp has to buy the domain. >> really? >> i also agree we are breeding a gang of woosies. >> woosies are fine if they stay out of your way. >> it reminds me of living on the block before the wall came down. mike will tell you. >> you know, i still think about a time when we had to

get andy out of there in the trunk of the car. >> the eastern block is a bar. >> when i i say the trunk of my car. >> he kept screaming, "tear down that wall." nobody knew what i was talking about. andre carson and allen west. you said congressman carson should apologize. he know what's he is saying isn't true. he doesn't care. she worried the black vote will not turn out for obama in 2012 the way it turned out in 2008. so he will say anything he thinks he has to. it is the exploitation of black people by black people. >> i am speechless. >> i want to keep my job. >> she is flat out crazy.

>> you said clearly they are lying about wanting to hang people from trees and crossing the line. >> i'm not even sure it did anymore. i think the line has been erased. >> pretty much close to it, you are right. >> if anything will cross it, it is the lynching. >> i hope so. i don't know. >> bill, you seem to think allen west shouldn't have said he will leave the black caucus over this. what he wants is for the chairman of the cbc to condemn carson's remarks and disassociate the comments from them. what's wrong with that? >> it is a bit much. >> really? >> yes. >> so if the congressional black caucus does president -- doesn't disassociate themselves from the remarks, congressman allen west should stay a part of the caucus? >> i don't believe from you the head of a group, a large group of people that you have to go every time someone says something bad and have a press conference and apologize. look how much condemning we do as it is. >> but carson is -- he is there -- he is basically there.

he has a position -- >> get that phone, andy. sorry, i will be quiet. >> technically they will be positions of authority because they are in the government. >> no, i mean within the caucus, dumb ass. >> if he is a vote counter, how much authority is that? >> it doesn't matter. i just put down a point for me. >> it is over. >> cut his mic. >> what do you mean by mic? >> baker will cut back. >> by the way, not a huge michele bachmann fan and i don't like her rhetoric when it comes to gays. but i don't think she wants to hang black people from the trees. >> no, i never said that. i said she made bigoted comments. i never compared one to the other, and i never said she was racist or anybody in the tea party was racist. i said one of the head ones could be by definition considered racist and you can go back and check the tape.

go back and check the tape on that. >> why do you care what andy says? aren't you getting a little outraged over this? >> what he says off camera? >> i want a harshly worded letter. >> by me or by you? >> adam, i agree with you about five guys having burgers, but i hope you rot in hell for what you said about mcdonalds. not cool. masa, did you say you are sure that mcdone eld thats has the finest mexican food. did you really mean that? >> i do. but i have never had it sober. i don't have fast-food where i am from. >> jack in the box has better tacos than taco bell jie. jack in the box with the meat and the juices soaking through the shell so it stains the seat of your car, it is fantastic. >> i will try it next time i

am drunk. >> not in new york you won't. >> you never had a crunchy beef burrito sober? >> not from a fast-food. >> that was a euphemism, and baker you are disgusting. >> you love the atkins diet, but you don't consider it a diet, you consider it a lifestyle? >> i might have dreamt that. >> i really want three years ago greg to materialize on the set right now and beat the living crap out of you. that's what i want more than anything right now. because he would. >> yes, he would. he would be outraged. and justifiably so. >> he would threaten to resign from the greg gutfeld caucus. >> that only exists in the past. >> of course. >> i am done. >> see you later. >> coming up, could you choke a man to death using your own tongue? we discuss mike baker's new book, don't ask me to french. but first -- is this still considered art? it is a canvas and it is built with skin.

we report and you get sick and throw up in the aquarium.

last month some weird guy got fired from time square after getting busted for public lewdness. following a body paint session with two naked models. armed with the knowledge that it is perfectly legal if the artist muse is wearing a g-string the painted predator returned to the scene of the crime with another nondude nude. as a result, "red eye" sent our own none nude dude to find out more. >> you were arrested in this very area for public lewdness. how do you expect to not have that same thing happen today? >> it was full feud tee which is complete -- full nudity which is legal. but just because it is legal doesn't mean you won't get arrested for. it. >> where are the naked girls? >> have i one model on the way, but i have a few extra

minutes so i would be happy to do a painting on you. >> it is very cold and i feel like i am starting to pale and i can't lie. luckily there is not a lot of people here. i know a certain host of a certain show whose name will go unmentioned who is wondering do you do unicorns and if so how many? >> i was talking to somebody about body painting her cow. that's something i would enjoy doing. >> i feel 245* cows are on a much lower playing field. the horn reflects veer riel tee. how can you use body paint to keep things fresh in the sack so to speak? >> body painting is not -- it is not fore play and it is the opposite of sex. >> it is amazing the models get that. if i was nude would there be certain body parts you could paint to look more bigger and perhaps more fertil? work workable?

not so female like? is that something you can do? >> yes, i kind of -- i'm just going to go to the next question. >> how come you have gotten arrested already and the naked cowboy is still allowed to pilfer his fit every day in front of millions. >> i like the naked cowboy. >> he has brought me nothing but pain. have you ever done a paint prank where a jock wants to you do a jet logo on his back and he paints a big old wiener instead. you could do a paint prank show. clearly i am a tough act to follow low. this is not a big tourist destination, so you could fly by without anyone noticing. >> that would be good. >> and any final advice for any wanna be body paint models watching right now? >> do it.

>> even though in the state of new york it is legal to be topless, these fine officers don't know and/or just want her number. there is no freedom to paintboo. i don't know what america we live in anymore. >> if anyone should be arrested, it should be me for looking too awesome. clearly the boys in blue do not realize this. >> eric, i don't know if bkle is available, but i would love to do "the five." >> what is that? >> this is me being a sex tiger. >> well done, i have to say. >> one of the better ones. >> do you think this is a big scam to look at naked ladies? >> we didn't show much of the girl as she was painted. let me show you what he did on her. one side was orange and the other was blue. we could do this blindfolded.

i don't know how much talent there is to paint people's bodies, but it is passion, greg. >> that's important. if you learn something from this, it is to follow your dream. if your dream involves getting women naked in public places and covering them with paint, dream away, good sir. >> exactly. what we learned is if you are a pervert, find a way to turn it into something called art. >> and basically isn't that how michelangelo got his start? >> he was a big perv. >> have you seen david? >> yes. anyway. >> david. time to take a break. when we return, another story. consider yourself teased.

buckle in, it is another story. buckle in? >> trap in. >> strap, whatever. abc announced the cast for the new season of "dancing with the stars." the group includes nancy grace, chaz bono, rob kardashian, ron artest, and by the way these are all people

according to wikipedia. they are real. anyway, there are some good people there. but you have been on "the apprentice." are you looking forward to watching this? >> i am looking forward to nancy grace going around. i am done with reality shows. >> are you really? >> yes. >> not part of your reality. is there anybody you are rooting for organs? >> i have never watched the show ever. there was a controversy with chaz bono though -- gite pregnant man felt he got robbed. >> and we were talking about this before the program. the pregnant man still has a vagina. technically he is not a man. he is a m would with a beard. >> she a transgender man. >> he is not even transgender. >> i think he was taking the glory away from chaz, and

that's unfair. why does he think that he is replacing chaz? that's bigoted i think to assume -- i don't know that that there has to be one transgender person. i find that disgusting. >> they will go with the transgender guy or ron artest. >> baker, this is your favorite show. >> are you planning any partys? >> we get together and do each other's lair. -- hair. we watch the show. honestly, i haven't watched this show. the only time i tuned in was when buzz aldrin was on the show. i was so pis se d off he didn't win. >> i am told you and the colonel watch it every week on the week. >> the cool guy here is jr martinez. he is on "all my children" and an iraq war vet. he was burned, and he is a really good actor. i am putting my money on him. >> i am putting my money on

one thing and one thing only. the minute ron artest gets a semibad score he will go over to the judge's table 1k3* beat the ever loving crap out of him, and that will be a good show. >> to tell you how clueless i am i don't know who ron artest is. >> he ran into the fan and started hitting the fan. >> famous cricket player jie. i don't watch cricket. we will close things out with andy levy. go to foxnews.com/redeye.

i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up on the next "red eye" we have patti ann browne and the host of" that metal show" and criminal defense attorney recommend knee spencer -- remi spencer will be our ombudsman because andy

is hosting. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> masa, where will you be later today? >> on fox business at 5:00. >> but you will be watching "the five." sorry. >> i will be taping "red eye" that i am hosting. >> that's true. >> the one that one is watching. >> yes. >> adam, you didn't win new york's funniest reporter competition. did you feel you were robbed? >> i think the people who won paid the judges. >> really? >> i don't have the proof, but i'm geting it. >> you working on it? god speed, my friend. mike, what is your plug in this week? >> i feel like diligence has already been well marketed for sure during this show, so i would like to put in another bid for taps. it is a terrific organization that is out there and provides grief counseling and a variety of support for the families of our fallen heroes.