>> greg: i spent bill down to get body paint because a dude was doing body paint and i like to get bill out of building because he annoys people. so i sent him down there for "red eye" and he ran into you trying to get on the show. >> eric: a camera crew was following him. you should have see the faces of people. >> bob: a woman was walking past the deli i was eating in and she was topless. only in new york can that happen. >> eric: that is it for "the five." guess what? have a great weekend. >> kimberly: we'll be here. >> eric: see you monday. >> bob: welcome to "red eye. i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld because we told him there was no show tonight. down in the newsroom is remy spencer. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> americans finally feel safe from terror attacks. but what if we're wrong? we are in trouble because that poll says we don't feel our government can protect us from a terror attack.

plus, is the country sky rocketing unemployment rates making people lazy? and how far will you go for the love of your life. back to you, andy. >> thanks, remy. nice job. let's welcome our guest. i am here with fox newschannel patti ann browne. her new album drops next tuesday. look, it is a first time guest. he is the co-host of vh1 classics. he has no idea what will happen to him tonight. bill schulz. he eats paste. and her parents don't know, but she voted for obama in 2008. >> that happens. >> and he sleeps in a crib because he is a big old lib. how are you, pinch? >> governor rick perry's campaign is likely to face questions on his year old book's passionate specific take 0* rights. here is a passage from chapter

two. "me think things. me no like big government. don't you mess with the texas." time for nap. it is a great book. >> you are an idiot. we are starting shoat and hopefully you will be dead by the end. we r we no longer at risk from terrorists? that was a horrible rhyme. and is the white house putting them on the ropes? americans feel safer than they have in the past decade or nearly so. with a new gal lop poll, 38% think an attack is likely to happen over the next few weeks. and adding to our comfort, the white house's counter terrorism chief says al-qaeda is on a steady slide. killing the terror network's second in command last week was a, quote, huge blow to the group adding, quote again, if they are worried about their security, they will have less time to plot and plan.

it has disrupted their kay dense and ability to -- cadens scpe ability to carry out attacks. and only 2% -- only a small percentage think america can protect us from attacks. you know what takes my mind off of it? this of >> it just took my mind off the show. pab, what do you make of this poll? do you think about terror? >> i do. we all work in new york city and i worked here for awhile. 22% feel not confident the government can protect them. and 38% think we won't be attacked. so most people don't think we will be attacked by

terrorists. >> i wonder -- i think i mentioned this on another show that it is not that they don't worry about terror. it is that we have a new normal now. it is always in the back of your find, and you think are you not worried about. it but there is something there. >> when you realize it is a blackout. immediately i am thinking we have been attacked by terroristsin assisted of thinking, oh, the power wept out. >> 38% they say is a new low point for americans worried about terrorism. but that's still a lot of people. and before 9/11 the number was unthinkable. >> that may be the unemployment rate soon. hopefully obama finds jobs quicker than he found bin laden. that's the key to why we feel safer. we got bin laden. who is scared of the second person in charge? joe biden, for example. but who did america think will

protect us from the terrorists? we feel secure, but we don't think the government can take care of us? captain america? >> what do you make of the fact that 22% say we have a great deal of confidence that the government can keep us safe. and as always please phrase your answer in the form of a slam at obama. >> i absolutely will. as patti ann browne says, it is hard to reconcile those two steps. we started to feel safer since obama has been dead. excuse me, i'm sorry. >> osama. >> is that what i just did? i thought you were laughing at my grammar. >> it happens to everyone. >> have i done it a million times. experts will tell you when we do get an al-qaeda person or terror suspect and kill them, that's when terror refs up, and that's when we should be worried and thinking about it. we get that this pre 9/11 come play complaisant -- complaisant mentality. >> i think after we killed bin

laden the terror warnings went up. >> a lot is made in afghanistan. so in a way yes they do. first of all, thank you for quoting yourself earlier in the show. i think i speak for america on that. second of all, i look at the fact we are breaking al-qaeda's back right now. the lack of terrorist attacks we have had and the fact that osama is six feet under and we have a second in command. we pulled out of iraq and afghanistan and letting the drones doing the dirty work. and obama is the greatest wartime president since roosevelt. >> living off bush's legacy and all he did. >> bush was all about osama,. >> ignoring the nonsense, do you think we have al-qaeda on the ropes, or is this just we are going to be fighting them the rest of our lives. >> it depends which al-qaeda.

>> the good al-qaeda. you have al-qaeda on the arabian peninsula. they think it is much more serious. you have radical islam, whether it is al-qaeda or another group, they are here to stay and we will be fighting them forever. >> should the white house be saying that we have all but defeated al-qaeda? or does that give them locker room material or as we in the sports world say, it might want to make them prove us wrong. >> expresident bush he liked to put it down our throats and keep us in fear. fear the terrorists. fear people who are brown with beards. and oat bo ma administration is not like -- the obama administration is not like that. if there is a victory, everybody knows about. it chill out and relax and forget about terrorism. >> so we shouldn't fear the people that want to kill us? >> i missed the color chart. i miss that whether we were orange or burgundy. i kept waiting for pink. >> and from bush's

perspective, the president gets a threat matrix. every threat levied against the united states in 24 hours, that's got to scare you and make you want to warn the people. i don't think he is trying to make you scared and think -- he is trying to warn you for what could happen. >> same think with hurricane katrina. now if there is a sprinkle we can sell flights. we make a big deal if there is one biggy vent. now there there hasn't been anything for 10 years. the american people deserve to relax. >> we have the 10th anniversary of 9/11 coming up. we haven't heard about there being any chatter of there being an attack, but they are looking at this anniversary and thinking maybe we should try to pull something. >> they did before, right 1234* we prevented an earlier attack on an earlier anniversary. >> that's the thing. you say it hasn't been an

attack in 10 years, but it is because we stopped them jie. we can sum up this section in a few words, bush good, obama bad. >> there you go. >> and patty patti ann and i look delightful. >> i will turn this into "the weakest link" in a heart beats. from on the ropes to thrill seeking dopes. he went from ucla to shooting an ak. from studying math to kicking qaddafi ass. chris john seen here is having the ripping, radest summer break after hitching a ride with the libyan rebel tz. said the 21-year-old student, quote, spring break i told my friends a sick vacation would be to come here and fight with the rebels. th is one of the few real revolutions. pooh

>> [bleep] yeah, bro. at first the rebels well comed the young math student and giving him an ak-further 7 and an arab name. what does he bring to the rebel fight? he went 7 for 7 and won mcflannigan's weekly trivia tournament. more importantly, what do his parents think? he said "the national reporter"" whatever you do don't tell my parents. they don't know what i'm here. he also added "parents just don't understand." talking about kids out of their depth --

>> they let girls drive? >> that is shocking. >> this guy doing this thing is this fool hearty or cool hearty? >> first of all, you lose two points for the dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince reference. >> i know! could cop out and say i didn't write that, but i am not going to do that because that's not my style. >> integrity. >> i think he is a great american. he is as brave as the guy looking over in afghanistan. >> he is a math nerd from ucla. >> i'm not sure he knows the difference. >> he could think. >> exactly. >> pab, on friday a correspondent for al jazeera tweeted, quote, rebels fed up with chris john, the u.s. kid told him to go.

last seen on pick up going to ben go swree. how do you think they got fed up with him? >> they handed him an ak-47 and he says, cool, how do you shoot this thing? i don't think he realized he was going to war. he signed for "extreme vai vacation." i give him credit. he didn't want to be a pampered kid. it was a half ass attempt, but he was doing something real. >> if he were your son, what would you do? >> if you really want that experience and you want to do something real, you already have that. >> here is the thing, you can't just join the army on summer vacation. >> no, exactly. that's the thing. what he needed was the training. you are going to do it, do it. >> let's get to the heart of this. when this guy gets back to camp the girls will be all over him. >> i looked him up on facebook, and he is a good looking dude. >> i say we give him an

honorary degree. one of their students is over there fighting. honorary degree. we give them out left and right, let's give him one. >> i can't see it happening. >> i am going to make it happen. >> i'm afraid his parents not finding facebook where he is supposed to be. let's see if he put up pictures going to florida. is that him being beheaded? >> that's a weird status update. >> he heard there was a rad frat party. >> i think this is the name of a club in l.a. >> benghazi? >> yes. the guy you met at the club. >> no, his name was ben gazi. >> did you ever spend your summer breaks as awesomely as this guy. >> the gut seest -- gutsiest thing i ever did d was hit on the hotel made.

-- maid. my sheets were not as white the rest of the time. >> she did not talk and i don't think she cleaned my towels. i think she gave me other people's towels. this guy is awesome. may i be the first to invite you on "red eye" unless you die in ben benghazi. >> do you think when this guy gets back, the department of ohm land security might want a quick word? >> yeah, they will want to talk to him. i don't think it is jersey and bandanna is insurgent wear. >> sometimes it is not the best cam ma camouflage in the desert jie. from libya to limbo. the latter is what the "new york times" has dubbed the latest generation to enter the workforce or rather the lack of workforce. in the business it is called rathering. 14% of people who graduateedfrom college in 2006

to 2010 are looking for full time jobs. they are unemployed or toiling away at a part-time gig they are over qualified for. many members of generation limbo are cool and down with that. i use slang to impress the young chicks. >> how is that working out? >> not well. there is the jobless harvard grad who is in the punk band. and stephanie kelly who failed to have an advertising gig. a website greg gutfeld is a fan of. she says of her current career path, quote, i can cook and write at my own pace. i like that about my lifement -- my life. >> they are a postponed generation. and then they have yet to make a dent in wall street. how are you spending your unemployed time?

>> volunteer work. i like that. kelly, this is your generation we are talking about here. did this article remind you of your friends? i am grateful for that, but some people haven't found jobs. some people don't want a job. they want to be at home and they are living off their parents. i see an entitlement mentality and it comes with a large welfare state that obama is creating. >> this is not the best job market right now. >> certainly not. some cases they haven't. >> they can see themselves doing this. quit and go play in the rock band. >> there were other people who didn't like it, but we cherry picked those quotes to make

them look really bad. >> don, you kind of strike me as someone who is still in limbo. >> and loving it. >> i am. >> what other job could i do with side burns like this? >> exactly. >> it is good. from what i'm seeing, sthes people feel laid back and there are no jobs. >> i don't know what mexican who swam the rio grand and was working on wall street. >> great people. >> patti ann, the portion of graduates who described their first job as a career has fallen 30% since 2008. do you sympathize with them or do you say screw them? >> a lot of us, let's face it,

-- we -- aren't we all waiting for our lives to start? >> how dare you? we are the crown news of the news empire. >> some people won't be back. >> they know i am kidding. this one girl who majored in english lit, what did she think would happen? she is in a rock band now and that looks like a fun thing to do. this is a good time to do it. and you do develop certain skills no matter what you are doing and hopefully it will translate later on. >> bill, were you telling me in the green room you think this country is screwed. >> yes, but it had nothing to do with this. >> my two-word review of this sounds familiar. i was a print journalism major. if you are a print journalism major it is in generation limbo. for three years i was temping

waiting for a magazine to hire me. to g to what patti ann was saying how you apply something from every job you have. i was a a feces filer. while i enjoyed the job, i have not been able to apply that skill to other things. >> you the -- you had other jobs. >> yes, come and see my collection at home. more than welcome to donate at the door. >> i hate to leave to a block on a note like that, but i am going to. coming up, should old people left to die on the side of the road? and we will discuss her book, old people should be left by the side of the road.

would they have breasts if not for the left? back in march they killed two u.s. air force servicemen after searching an on-line video of troops raping an iraqi girl. but what the terrorists saw was a scene redacted. they said, i thought what i saw in this video these people would do in afghanistan adding what i did was wrong, but i can't undo what i did. they said, quote, i'm tear plea sorry to hear that, but i can't understand how my movie would compel anyone to commit murder. the tragedy is committing war. >> do they have blood on their

hands or is the only person who is to blame is the terrorist who killed two men. >> they went on a killing spree after watching natural born killers and there were fight clubs and there is a little known fact. the spanish inquisition was inspired by the "blair witch project." since i don't have a come piewter, i have to take your word for it. >> doesn't that kill you. >> regardless of whether they bury responsibility for the murders, can you say he was irresponsible for making this movie? >> i don't see the purpose of de depicting our soldiers that way. i don't think there is denying hdz is responsible for it. any movies about the war and

afghanistan you will see the troops raping and pill lieging and murdering and they depict them in a bad light. if you have a message, put it out there. there is no reason to paibt our trones in -- paint our troops in that manner. >> is it an artist's responsibility to worry about that? >> they make a concerted effort to put things like that in there. >> what bothers me about hollywood is they are the first to throw up their hands and say it wasn't me when something bad happens, but they like to pat themselves on the back. don't they need to make up their minds? >> i can't put the blame on wearing women's clothing. >> i am not the director.

>> these guys went to jail for 18 years because they listened to heavy metal, and heavy metal is evil and say tan nick. and therefore that must have taught them to kill people, and then we find out it didn't. when somebody kills somebody else and they are listening to justin bieber you don't hear about it. >> should we even believe what this guy says? >> absolutely not. and i hate to put you on the spot, but can we look at the picture of that guy again? i don't think we should be blaming depalma. we should be blaming daw pesh mode. anybody that is rocking -- walking around looking like that, they are suspect. it had to do with depressing alt rock. >> i think what this gets down to is do artists have a responsibility to society or their own art? it is something to think about. >> i hate you. >> we will be right back. >> just kidding. do you have a comment?

it is red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail on greg's direct line, give as you call. still to cough the half time report from remy spencer. you are watching "red eye." >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by carlos the croc crocodile. he loves to dip in the pool as much as his counterparts. thanks, carlos the crocodile.

we're back, let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. we go to remi spencer. >> great show so far by the way. >> you can come back anytime. >> thank you so much. it is great to try and fill your shoes. i will go first to patti ann. you say the results of the polls seemed odd and the american feelings about whether or not we will be attacked. what they really show is the american people believe what the obama administration is saying, that we are safe because al-qaeda is now on the ropes? >> no. >> i would like to go to bill schulz. i would like to go to bill schulz because you described president obama as the best wartime president we have ever seen. >> it is the greatest.

>> you are fired. >> kailey, i would like to go to you next. i know you just met scpru clearly very intelligent. , but i don't believe your statement that president obama is dead is a slip. >> if you are in fact a super assassin. >> you got it. obama, osama, they are sending m's in my mind. >> i love you bamster. >> and let's move on to the story about the american student who is joining the rebels. >> can you do the pronunciation and can you tell us how long did it take to you get that down? >> i can't do it because the name is not on the prom ter in front of me.

>> impressive job. >> i will go next to don. >> you described this young student as a math nerd. don't you think joining a rebel group and picking up an ak-47 is the greatest way to shake off that nerd label? >> i would say so. but i was drinking heavily during that segment. i don't remember what it was i was talking about. >> what were you drink ?g. >> whatever they put in this cup over here. >> j weren't you sharing with the rest of ?us. >> we will party after the show. don't worry. >> you describe what this student doing as a reality show about extreme vacations. sounds like you have given it some thought. >> i think the fact goes over well for people who really want to get out there and get their hands dirty and feel like they are being rugged, but without the risk of an actual war. what do you think? >> it sounds like a great

idea. fox will cast you in that. >> that was weird. >> i thought you were going to say bill in a bikini. >> i think they have seen bill in a bikini. >> and, bill, i know that you have said that you would like to invite this young student on to "red eye" to be a guest. >> i just want to hang out with him and maybe crash on my couch. >> you are not authorized to do that. we talked about this. >> and do you think fox will let him come on the show after the stupid thing he pulled? >> i think he is the american hero, ma lady. and i say ma lady when i am plumixed and you plumixed. >> they have me. >> that means tu-chet.

>> let's move to the generation in limbo. andy, you said you used that slang language to impress the young chicks. >> i did say that, didn't i? >> as the only lawyer on this show, when you go after the young chicks you usually end up in jail. >> how young are we talking here? >> the adult man going after the young chicks. >> not underage. >> i am not one of the people you defend, remy. >> not yet. >> i am an upstanding citizen. >> as far as you know. >> as far as you know. >> if you were instandly unemployable which was not farfetched, what would you be doing with your time? >> i like long walks on the beach and puffy afghan

sweaters, all things you should be aware of with all of the time i am going to have on my hands. >> that is true. i see it. >> you will be seeing me whether you like it or not. >> and don, let's go next to you. >> you asked a very good question. what other job could you do with the beautiful side burns. i have an answer for you. >> okay. have you ever thought about elvis impersonation? >> i i was thinking if this comedy thing doesn't work out, i can sell some advertising on the side there and just carve in and watch "red eye" on fox. >> you have the pill addiction down. >> the rest is cake. it is literally cake. >> i am ready to go. >> and patti ann, you said that these students that it was an english grad.

she graduated and is employable. what could she expect? anyone with a harvard degree should expect a job. >> yes. my husband went to harvard, but he is working as a doctor, so what can you say? >> look at you. >> always have to throw out the harvard card. >> patti ann, how are the mets doing? >> they went to harvard. >> patti ann has a good point. >> wlaw liberal arts major regardless of where your degree is from, unless you are going to teach english lit what good is it? >> most lawyers in law school graduated from under grad with an english degree and most turn out to be politicians or the president of the country. >> that's exactly what is wrong with this country.

>> let's move on. you would have all of these ivy leaguers who can't get jobs star of because you don't want them to get food stamps? >> no, i want to work and i want to get a job. >> fair policy to me. >> we are running out of time. so one short note. i thought that was interesting about brian who is responsible for the movie that is redacted. did you know that in 1973 he got special thanks for introducing martin scorsese in the movie "mean streets"? >> i did not know that. >> it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship. >> is that more of a did you know or an apropos of nothing? >> it is an fyi.

>> either way. >> i am done, so i am going to send it back to you, andy. >> thanks, remy. excellent job. >> coming up, why are people saying, what in the hell is that when it comes to lyndsay's ta it? -- tat. does this tie make me look fat?

well, it is denser than anything we have seen before. my new cat poetry book now has 50,000 cat poems, but a new planet made of diamond. yes, scientists in australia says a planet exists of the earth's most precious stone. the planet is a remnant of a once massive star that lost its outer layers. it is made of carbon, but because it is so dense, scientists argue that it must be chrystalline and therefore dyend mound. and we could be there by lunchtime if we left now ladies.

let's discuss in the -- >> lightning round. >> that rock on your finger doesn't seem so precious, pab, does it? >> no, i'm a little disappoint disappointed. >> do you think the residents of the diamond planet are trying to get here to take our rare and precious seawater. >> no, i'm worried rappers are going to start launching themselves into space. >> does this mean there is a cubic swrer cone yaw planet out there? >> yes, yes, absolutely, but i want my wedding ring from this diamond planet. >> i like to think it looks like superman. >> i like to think of you thinking. i really do. >> space is the fabulous frontier. get me to ussholla and get me over there right away girlfriend. let's open up clubs.

>> people are worried space was in private hands. >> one of the reasons they are so available is they are rare. if you have a whole planet of diamonds it won't be worth as much. >> and you didn't laugh of the seawater line. >> lyndsay lohan is the proud owner of a new tatoo. great job tmz. she got the phrase "clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife. i feel like i'm in the prime of my life" inked on her rib cage. the line is from billy joel's awful song "i go to extremes." is it just me or did billy joel's career go downhill after "rocket man." lilo is not sharp and way past her prime. has anyone in the history of tattoo so badly missed the mark? >> it is more the issue is her sobriety. she is what, sober 11 seconds now and claiming victory?

it would be like charlie sheen tatooing winning on himself. on tmz you will have her snorting rails off samantha ronsen's thighs. wait a few days and get the ankle bracelet off. >> this will be a hard tatoo to do the johnny depp thing where he got winona removed. >> can we agree that snorting rail oofs samantha ronson's thighs would be an amazing song. i would to the crap out of that thing. >> it says, quote, where she is in life and everything she has gone through. doesn't it signify she has god awful taste in music? >> and she is dilutional. it should have been, only the good die young because that's only -- that's her direction. >> i was going ask if there was a better set of lyrics, but pab answered that

question. so just go ahead and tell me what you think. >> who gets tatoos on their body? i haven't thought of something i wanted on my for my whole life, except maybe peyton manning right there. >> i have none. >> you showed me the one on your back in the green room, that huge was stick caw. you showed me that. >> bill, you have the lyrics to "umm bop" on your back. >> i didn't have them removed, never, but it urn ited out they weren't permanent. the tatoo guy screwed me on that one. >> and he put the tatoo on his back. >> i didn't have any money. the thing about lindsay lohan is she has been twitter flirting with your friend chris brown. that's good news for her. if she wants to get it removed chris brown can come over and bite it off of her. >> do they do amber alerts for

adults? >> i have never seen a birthmark that big. >> last topic. a staten island man upset about losing his girlfriend hired strangers to shoot him to win her back. before the cops found part of the story, he claimed two black men tried to rob him and he was shot in the arm during a struggle. says one source, quote, he had broken up with his girlfriend and wanted sympathy. he has been charged with reckless activity and lack of creativity. so, it is kind of oman particular. >> you bring the girl and go to the girl and jump in front of of the bullet. you save her life. >> you should write a book. i i should. i already have 10 thanks to the show. >> how far did this guy think this through? >> i think he gave it a lot of thought it didn't make any

sense. somewhere mark anthony is sitting and scratching his head. i think if you are putting your trust in a couple fwies to shoot you -- >> there has to be better ways. >> i don't think he thought this through. i hear in an effort to get his job back he hired somebody to give him herpes. >> you are taking things in a dark direction. >> bill, you punch yourself in the face a lot. you think it impresses girls. does it? >> no, i am a cuter everybody knows it is the old tried and true. you call and hang up when you hear their voice. i have to say this is the only african-american on the panel tonight. why does it have to be -- >> it always is fnlt. >> that's where the whole

thing where he was arrested for lack of creativity. >> thank you, thank you. >> you can win back the girl that hates you. make him asian for once. >> thank you. thank you. i am back behind that. >> i can't top that. >> send him your tatoo. >> time to take a break which means we have three minutes and 42nds to figure out what we are going to do next. enjoy the shot of the studio as our microphone gets turned off.

you know what is fun? naked kayaking and money tajes. here is one right now. >> back to you, greg, back to you, greg. >> why? you could have thrown it to me, andy.

>> is it me or does he look like mel gibson when he makes crazy faces? >> there is a little gilbert fogdried in there. >> pab, you have been doing this show for awhile. when did you figure out how disturbed greg is? >> well, you when you see that notch between his eyes, it tells you something is not right. >> sergeant wrinkle? >> he named it? >> it is his knows butt and it is very tight. he works out. >> i miss him. you are dwoing a -- are you doing a great job though. >> this is a family show. i guess you didn't get that memo. >> unreal. i apologize, america. >> it is like jar-jarbinks.

we will close things out with a post game wrap up with remi expense -- remi spencer.

a few program notes before we go. you kwan -- you can watch us twice over the labor day holiday weekend. monday at 3:00 a.m. pacific. greg is back for "the five" and a brand-new" red eye" with breg hosting, boo, returning on tuesday. >> time to go back to remi sensor for the post game wrap up. >> don, i hear the 8th season of the metal show is start, and you have a new cd to talk about. tell us. >> the stand up comedy cd

called live and hilarious. and it went top 10 on the come dough charts -- on the comedy charts. >> that's fantastic. patti ann, i understand you and someone who looks like you has reason to celebrate this weekend. do share. >> bill schulz and i have the same nose. i have an identical twin sister and spriesingly enough, we share the same birthday, september 10th and a few other family members. we always do a big labor day weekend family birthday party out east at my parents' house. >> happy early birthday. >> i know you will send the e-mails, we have to meet your twin sister. sorry, she doesn't do tv. >> seriously you would not know the difference. >> and kailly, i would like to go to you before