remy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> coming up, the most important facts out of this week's gop debate. gary johnson is a real comedian. his jokes are somewhat funny and he stole it from the other man, rush limbaugh. and another installment of the infamous schulz on the streets. this time brought to you by angry naked people on wall street. and finally, celebrity striping for a cause. apparently it doesn't do it for peta anymore as the animal rights groups embarks on a pornography campaign. who do you think will be the first celebrity to sign up? back to you, andy. >> thank you, remy. let's welcome our guest. i am here with the former prosecutor and the co-host of "the five" weekdays at 5:00 p.m. eastern on fox newschannel. in her spare time kimberly loves knitting and hobo mocking. >> that sounds friendly. >> comedian and everybody's worst nightmare, sharad small. >> leave no child behind.

>> and then the smelly bill schulz and next to me new york contributor dana vachon. interesting thing about dana, he has been killed twice. and his writing is not deft because it always goes left. how are you, pinch? >> today in the arts, they play money ball. i am old enough to recall when the athletics played in philadelphia and were owned by connie mac. they whistled i can't keep my men away from the show girls. you better. once you are with a flapper, you will end up with the claper. i do believe i disgusted kimberly over there. >> you did. >> two shot. >> we are moving on now. it was the night gary johnson shook-up the gop race and michele bachmann stole the spotlight. it is something no one is saying after the republican hosted debate. it was on rick perry and mitt

romney. and mitt romney and rick perry and rick perry and mitt romney. highlights? here is one that wasn't. what he would do if the taliban seized control of the nuclear arsonal. >> before you get to that point you have to build a relationship in that region. it is one of the things that this relationship has not done. yid we found out -- yesterday we found out that he has been involved with a terrorist group directly associated with the pakistani country. to have a relationship with india, to make sure india knows that they are an ally of the united states. >> thank you, ms. texas. meanwhile, romney made his case. >> there are a lot of reasons not to elect me. >> interesting tactic. what else? there was there. -- there was this. >> in 2010 i was in iraq i had

to lie to who i was because i didn't want to lose my job. do you intend to circumvent the progress made for gay and lesbian soldiers in the military? >> oh my god, the crowd booed that soldier. well actually it was two or three a-holes. >> and then gary johnson made a joke. >> my next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel ready jobs than the current -- >> was the joke stolen? earlier rush limbaugh said the exact same thing. when johnson wasn't ripping zingers he was waging a solo thumb war. >> the governor of new mexico and the re-election, i promise to submit a balanced budget to congress in the year 2013, a balanced budget to the congress in the year 2013 and included in that is a 43% reduction in military spending.

>> oh boy. >> and a number of questions were to the candidates were submitted vee yow youtube like this -- via youtube like this one. >> the next question was a top question voted in the foreign policy section. >> i don't even think that was a question. >> that was a question. >> i don't think so. >> that was a question. and no, tax cuts for the rich don't help. >> good question. >> that guy scared me like from "silence of the lambs." >> dave, i 2 to you first because you are behaving. who did you like from last night's debate? >> i like mitt romney. you can only be a slow cowboy if you are also secretly a

greenwich aristocrat. it doesn't work if you are one thing. perry's legacy may be to humanize mitt romney. it needed to be done. it takes a wax cowboy to humanize the general motors robot. in fighting rick perry, romney won. it didn't as bad as the booed of the immigrant tuition question and he seems electable. this is exciting. he would be a great candidate. >> i get the sense that foreign policy bores perry. >> he definitely -- you can tell he is someone who is only vaguely acquainted with an atlas, and that's not good. >> let's get to the important question from last night. didn't fox do an awesome job hosting the debate? >> we were amazing. did you doubt it for even a moment? >> no. teaming up with google, it was

the best debate. interactive media and the youtube thing it worked well. in fact they had a great . of following up with candidates and a shout out to the second dier candidates who got air time. >> we don't do shout outs on this show. >> oh, sorry. this was a big moment in the debate. rick perry defending the texas dream act. >> if you say that we should not educate children who have come into our state to no other reason than they have been brought there by no fault of their own, i don't think you have a heart. >> kimberly, i am seeing conservatives say perry blew his chance for the nomination with this one answer. >> they actually really think that. people were disappointed with him. they say he is out of touch with true conservative values. they thought rick san for rum did a better job. they said why should people

who are citizens be paying out of state tuition when they get to go for free, illegal immigrants. he is making a point saying heartless. but you don't want to be calling the people you need to get the nomination heartless. that plays for the general election, but not the primary. >> even if you agree with him, it is probably not the best way to layout your case. >> no. >> sherod, you were saying in the green room you will vote for the republican nominee to get obama out of there. >> that's right. i said it to myself, so i'm sort of surprised you heard it. the republican candidate, remember the old cartoons where they had the island of broken toys 1234* that's what it reminds me of. they have to put these broken pieces together to make one person. i think mitt romney is leading the pack. it is surprising that a mormon can lead the pack. and he is. and rick perry, what is up with his shirt collars? >> they are the biggest collars. >> what is he, "baby face" nelson?

the shirt collers should come with a gun. >> something you said 3w* putting the candidates together like the island of broken toys. i want to talk about something they said about perry and gingrich. >> i don't know how you would do this, but if you could take herman cane and made him up with newt gingrich you would have a couple of really interesting guys to work with. >> per vee supposed to be anti-science but he is clearly pro human centi peed. i give him a lot of props foreseeing a movie like that. i didn't think he was that edgy. >> i think he is great. >> the republicans are a devastate -- devastated party. what you have is what you

have. the good thing about that -- have you gingrich who is an april rigs from the 90s. you have a cowboy who wandered in. from this, vote eshes are rational and you will get a highly electable person and it is mitt romney. he will be great are to the republican party and give barack obama a run for his money. >> a lot of the lefty websites were saying that the crowd was booing the gay soldier. >> it was a couple jerks, but no one condemned him. he said he didn't heard, he heard that. he is a young core board set up of a human being slash politician. but he heard that. his ears work. the problem i saw with perry is they don't do their homework. when they talk about obamacare, there was a debate sometime about three years ago where they actually have a sound bite of romney saying, i think what i did in massachusetts would be great for the whole country.

the whole thing was very con vow lewded. i felt bad for the poor, gay soldier and felt bad for rick san for rum for hating the soldier. >> that's not fair. i could not disagree more with the don'tt ask, don't tell." >> first of all, sex is an integral part of an affair, and sexuality is one of the most ancient forms of sex -- >> he add weird answer to that question. he said, i don't think sexual activity should be part of the armed forces. this will have to get bleeped, but he said he was a soldier who wanted to [bleep] fight. i think he should read up on this. from political talking points to smoking lots of joints. when does a protest become

grotesque? this after a sit in, slash live in. 300 hatch naked trust funders have gter -- gathered for a day of wage rally. as a result, "red eye" sent its coryespondent to i will finish trait -- to infiltrate. >> truly this is a day of rage. rage against the machine. rage against society and rage against soap. i am here to get my protest on and fight the power. let's do this. make love, and also make love! >> 1% of the population controls 42% of the wealth in the nation. >> for some reason the sound is reverb berating against your sign. can you lower it? >> no, because i would rather not. i am topless and i would rather not be videoed. >> oh, how rude of me. >> where are you from? >> "red eye" with greg

gutfeld. it is on very late, but it is a voice of protest in a sea of infomercial. >> i like toast. bagels suck. yea, toast. boo bagels. >> what do we have over the baby boomers? we have i-pods. >> i don't think it moved beyond the free love thing. i am not speaking for anybody here -- >> have i to pay for it to be honest. if we could get back to the free love thing, i'm on a budget, you know what i'm saying? >> if we liberate our currency maybe you can have that. >> did you see the girl who liberated her top? that's my type of protest. >> she's a good friend. >> she's a great friend. >> thanks forkinging me. >> you are nothing. you are nothing but a -- >> are you like a female greg gutfeld. >> i am not getting paid to be insulted like this, madam. >> you insult yourself. >> i insult myself? >> you insult myself?

>> i am with society. >> you insult yourself. >> i am a faniron of kirk cameron. >> kirk needs work! bring back kirk. bring back kirk. >> did you see two broke girls? >> what is with greg and the insults? >> i feel like we are smelling gregs. >> you don't fire back. do a greg-alogue of your own. >> i'm a cuter, but i don't like knives. so that's my version of getting cut. >> can we talk about "growing pains"? >> yes. >> i love that show and "who's the boss" a perfect complement to it. >> two schools of thought. some people say tony was in

fact the boss. others angela. >> it is very easy to see why people would think it was tony. clearly it was not tony. >> are you pro nick or anti-nick? >> everyone knows the boss was mona. >> what was this all about? >> i am not clear myself. would you care to take a guess? >> you guess, yeah. let me guess, yeah? >> i think they are for holding some siensz. not wear something bras and having a good time. who can argue with that? >> well here is what we learned: protesting is fun. protesters are sort of mean. but before i go, there is one last thing i have to do. big mac is where it's at. the whopper must be stoppered. quarter pounders make you rounder. >> [uh as you plan --

>> how did the crowd figure out you were with fox news despite your disguise? and why didn't they beat to you death which was our plan to send you down there? >> i knew that was your plan. the funny thing is the girl that was fighting with me, she watches "red eye." >> she is like, you are the guy the little guy yells at all the time. she proceeded to go to everyone else and go like -- she never said fox news. they said faux news. points for original national tee on that one hippie lady. they all started to come around me and wouldn't leave me alone. i couldn't interview anyone else. >> can you picture yourself in bell bottoms? you would look amazing. >> do you have bell bottoms on? >> did the protesters know why they were there? >> there was a lot of stuff about free markets and no

taxing of the rich. i am totally kidding. a lot were very stoned. that was on day five. the smell was equal parts. those were the three things. >> i would rather light myself on fire. >> you of all people. >> dana, i have to ask you, you think this protest is a good idea, don't you? >> i think the protests are good for democracy. i think if i am graduating with $100,000 in debt and a sociology degree i would figure i would be screwed along the way. is that bad? >> do you think brown would have anything to say about that? >> in america right now you have a shrinking pipe. when that happens all parties fight and barter. the wealthy say, well, we might leave. that's stupid. you can't manage your

mcdonalds franchise from singapore and you wouldn't want to anyway. >> you have having a tough time. you don't leave. >> on the other end of the spectrum if i can't pretend that i am going to hong kong, i could cause civil unrest. but that's equally stupid. the neighborhoods burnt down are the people protesting. and at the end, the national guard beats the crap out of you and you turn into charles mann son. -- manson. but it is a fundamentally healthy thing in a society wide bartering that is going on as we we think the social website that collapsed with the mortgage meltdown. >> are you giving them too much credit? >> you are part of the problem, ma'am. >> consider this, the last on wall street was a bomb that

exploded outside of jp morgan. >> i get the nonviolence thing. >> the education that they incured a lot of debt weren't very good. they know they have been cheated by not by who or how. >> the people in the middle east are not protesting because they have a liberal arts disease. >> the teams are not that easy. you needed a son to turnover the cell phones of all of the taxi drivers. a lot of things had to happen. it is how hard it is. >> we are going to leave it there. >> it is getting intense. >> coming up, is peta getting into form? if so, how do we get them out. you are watching red eye so stick around.

is texas no longer keeping it real when it comes to a prisoner's last meal? that's according to the state's department of criminal justice. hungry homiciders can thank inmate lawrence russell brewer who ruined it for everyone when his adios order amounted to two chicken fried steaks and a triple patty cheeseburger a pound of barbecue and three pho he taus and a pint of ice cream and chunk of peanut butter fudge and three root beers. >> wow. >> the root beers were the final straw. after ordering all of that, he

decided he wasn't hungry. spoiler alert, his executioner still was. so from now on his cell mates are allotted the same food the prison is eating that day. quote, it is long overdue. enough is enough. we are fixing to execute this guy and maybe it makes the system feel better about what they are doing. you recon? oh i reckon. you know who doesn't? >> rip, little murderer. should convicted killers be allowed to eat something fried before they are fried? >> first of all, no. i didn't even know you get that much for killing a black

dude in texas. what do you get for killing a white dude? >> i am not trapped in those unnecessary stereo types. >> the victim is a male. >> if you could take your last meal, what would it be? >> [bleep]. >> yeah, that's on the menu. >> i just wrote it down. >> these dudes are about to die. they are is a chance they are not going to heaven. any harm giving them an extra meal? >> i am against it and i am glad texas is doing this. i don't know why we are catering to people. why are they treated better than anyone else. is there outrage over this? >> no. >> good.

>> can we manufacture something? >> i wasn't outraged when they got the last meal. >> he is making a mom reof it. -- a mockery of it. i don't like that he ruined it anyone else, but it is hard angry burkts they didn't need finger lickin chicken. >> let's make the victim's family make the last meal. >> exactly. >> dana, you said the green room doesn't want them to eat, period. please explain yourself. >> what is the death penalty good for? it is not cost effective. it doesn't bring back the dead. so it is entertainment for a blood thirsty mob. let's embrace it. let's make them eat their own feces.

>> you were surprised that this happened on rick perry's watch. >> he has a big heart. i understand the logic that lets anybody walk into uk austinment you have to go out with the gruel. >> bill, final thought, is this conclusive proof you shouldn't mess with texas 1234*. >> yes. if we learned anything, don't mess with that. we executed 20 people per day. >> we will double check that. >> how can we appear harder on crime than we already are. >> that was the mint set. this guy did them a service. everybody knows when you are fried on the electric chair you release your bowels. he saw the meal he was about to eat and he did the mop guy a service. now you will of the mop guy will clean up is guts. >> i think at the end of the day, an expression i can't

stand, texas i believe in 2010 executed 84,000 people. >> are you serious 1234*. >> no. >> my point is, it could get expensive. >> they kill a lot of people in texas. >> it sounded accurate. >> it is kind of believable. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voice male 212-462-505 0. >> don't count that half time report from remy spencer. >> the rodents grow to seven and a half and nine inches long. thanks, baby red squirrel.

we're back. let's finds out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. let's go to remi spencer. >> thanks, andy. great show so far. it is going wonderfully. however, i would like to point out a couple of mistakes i heard along the way. i want to start first with you, andy on the debate story. you did refer to rick perry as ms. texas. i would like to you know on september 6th of this year, ms. texas, the crown

went to ms. anna rodriguez. this was her fifth try at the crown. >> i feel bad now. >> way to hang in there. >> was he the first runner up? >> no, he didn't make it through the swimsuit competition. i am moving on now to kimberly. >> great. >> kimberly, you referenced a guy in that video, apparently he was from new jersey. you said he scared you and he reminded you of "silence of the lambs." >> yes. >> but that is a 1991 suspense thriller where anthony hopkins played the part. >> he looks just like him, like the chia pet hair, the tendrils coming outlooking like he was electrocuted in texas without a last meal. >> similar. i can see it. sherod, i will move on to you. great to see you by the way. remi, always a pleasure. we miss you around the house.

>> you said you were surprised that a mormon was leading the pack in this race. >> right. >> can you explain yourself? >> i don't think america will vote for a mormon as the president. >> i have been wrong before, we have a black man. >> what do you mean by that? >> america -- let me say something, we like to vote for people who we think could be us. so if you are not mormon you will be like, you are not like me. >> interesting theory, sherod. bill, i will go next to you. andy says you i write on these lefty websites under pen names. i want to know one of them right now. >> i don't want to mention the names, but my last suped on what sherod said. i refuse to write like somebody unless they resemble and act like me which is why i

recommend billy gene king 2012. >> you could run for office. you just avoided my question like any good politician would. >> i take that as a compliment. >> and dana vachon. >> yes. >> in my anticipation after learning you were going to be on the show, i had a conversation with our dear friend, and he asked mooy to relay to you a message that all of red eye viewers should be aware of. you are harmless to all women unless are you one of your fraternity brothers have put something in their drink. number two, nobody should ever be intimidated, and this is a quote, by a guy who looks like the first effort jim henson tried to create.

>> you should tell our mutual friend that those are kind words for a man who thought his grand mother's dying words were the different from the rest of them. instead they were -- >> terrible, terrible thing to say. let's move on from that. i am moving on. kudos and bravo on a very good bill schulz on the street. always funny, funny, funny. come on, what's your problem with bagels? >> frankly, i don't like the holes inside them. they are a little too doughy. >> i would like to think you like holes and doughy. >> hold the bro picture. -- the bra picture.

>> okay, i will release one of my websites. check it out. is. >> by the way, remi, i had a note i was going to ask about the buying gel thing. i think it was code for jews. >> no, you didn't. no, i went to college with bill for a year. i am moving on now. let's move to the death penalty last meal story. first and foremost i want to say to kimberly. >> yes? >> you asked why are they being treated better than everyone else? i will answer that for you. >> okay. >> because they are going to die. >> who cares? people who are on death row and are guilty start with them. they are fed better than the rest of the population. people are somewhat harmless

about life without parole or innocent victims they murder. >> any smaller government has to start with the death penalty. if you don't want them administering neo natal care you don't want them to sort out the letters. >> that's an interesting point. in texas it costs $2.3 million so orbs r dash -- to execute somebody. it is more than incarcerating somebody for 40 years to life. >> they have all of the wasted appeals after appeal, after appeal. you have to go through the whole process jie. kimberly. you are a fellow lawyer. we can agree to disagree, but we know there are innocent people who sit on on the area. >> black people. >> no, sherod, that's not why

it is there. >> sherod, i'm pretty sure that if god forbid if you were ever on death row halle barry is not coming. >> i am fine with that. >> now back to you, andy. >> i am going to get arrested and you can call me cat woman. we have to move on. >> you will need some waxing. >> still to xome,-- still to come, what famous exgovernor of california is writing an auto-biography?

they are flashing more tail to save the whales. but is going nude too crude? i speak of peta that may stand

for, please excuse this awfulness. they launched a website that will feature tantalizing videos and photos that will lead viewers to animal rights messages. critics say it will alienate people otherwise sympathetic to their cause. but a spokesperson feels otherwise saying, quote, i think the bottom line is we live in a 24-hours news cycle where we found it is a way to stand up and pay attention to the plight of animals. clearly this story was meant for the always fun -- >> lightning round. >> peta does racy stuff all the time. but will they lose female support? >> yes. it is gratuitous. they will do anything to get attention. they actually are admitting it. what is the point? how many want to hang out? that's ridiculous.

>> what just happened in here? >> sherod isn't that a point? sex is the best way to get people's attention. >> it is the point, but it will backfire. when i watch nakedness on the computer website, the last thing i want to do is go out and change the world. i am tuck erred out. i am hungry. who will look at these pick tires and go out and save an animal. stop it. >> oh my gosh. >> he was talking about that after he ate. >> basically they are killing more trees, right? >> dana, are they their own worst enemy? >> i think it is one of the only cultural forms to benefit from the internet which killed the news anchor and rock star and star lets with careers for 18 months. the porno stars that have

gotten greater. it is only natural she start to -- this is historic. >> i like how you call them star lets. -- starlets. >> you have this thing like the "40-year-old vir virgin" would have been unthinkable without broad band. that word sounds like an std. >> i just meant as a feminine. they don't benefit in the same way. >> they had real estate all over miami. >> bill, you have been known to browse the computer websites i think as sharod referred to them from time to time. what do you think peters will look like? >> they have competition. if they are doing this animal porn stuff which i vaguely read in the article, they have national geographic .com to deal with.

i was outraged that i watched it three times to figure out what my argument to the -- >> you have to -- i don't care what you do when greg hosts, when i host you have to read the stories. next topic. they announced they acquired the rights to arnold schwarzenegger's biography. the book's tentative title? "made man." no, it is actually total recall. but i like mine better. >> you know one thing, the audio book will be a hard read. >> what? is that english? rewind. >> somebody at the publishing house has to admit he want do it. >> get anderson cooper. >> it should come as no surprise that i have nothing for the former governor. >> i have walked in these

shoes and i know what it is like. i will buy many copies to support him. >> kimberly? >> i don't know. i am disturbed by that comment. >> as well you should be. any woman going to want to read this book? >> i am friends with him, the guy -- anything he does he wins. he thought he would be governor and he can barely speak properly. he is continuing to do so. me is -- he is still popular. >> i know one woman, the housekeeper. why not put the money in your own pocket. >> bill, the publish esh says this is one of the most anticipated auto-biographies of this generation. do you aee? and was it more anticipated than tabu's from the black eyes peas. >> well number one in my heart. >> sentimental.

>> kimberly, if you could keep it on the positive side. >> go ahead and read chapter three. >> he comes clean and talks about all of the dirt from steroids to -- although i know it is some pounding. pounding more. >> it has got to be that. >> it is like deacon instructing the raw deals. >> i know are you a fan. >> time to take a break. but stay right here, you have more fun stuff ahead. or maybe we don't, but you will never know if you leave now.

look, it is another story. a colorado man is warning potential home buyer what's they can expect if they move in next door to him. titus put up a sign on his rv facing the home his neighbor is desperately trying to sell. it says, three rottweilers,

loud parties, loud crowd. cops say he faces a ticket for illegal sign and level three d-bagery. >> this should be required. these are the things you move in and find out this fie is sh -- this guy is doing all of this stuff. >> society depends on a high level of deceitfulness to function. titus tara nova is a dangerous man. >> kimberly, do you think more people want to do this, but they don't have the guts? >> i think there should be a search warrant at his house immediately. he is obviously a deviant, weird individual. i am on to something. trust me. i know weird when i see it.

>> are you aware of a constitution in this country, kimberly? >> titus went wrong. high made a sign. >> that's a problem. it is interfering. >> let me stay at the house. >> sherod, you would be in jail within two minutes of showing up there. >> walking around eating a hogie and wearing a shirt. >> couldn't it work in titus' favor and they say, that's my lifestyle and move in? >> you know how i feel about fireworks and white women? >> i know you are anti-horse. >> we are talking about my

roommate in college. >> i assumed you meant heroin. >> anytime i get an oh my god. >> just because you didn't know horses turn for heroin. >> i didn't know that. >> wake up, sister. >> wake up! >> i am drug free. i have never even had a cigarette. >> that went from zero to boring. >> i would go over and talk to titus tara nova and say, what seems to be the problem? why can't we be buddies, pals? maybe smoke one and go out and walk the dogs together. >> yes, he puts his wide hood on and says, come on. >> could have been a hero in some other era. >> he is named for somebody who wants to seek out the career.

>> there is a new show come pg up this fall, tara nova. >> he will be playing opposite marcus mega box. we will close things up with a post game wrap up. so see clips go to foxnews.com/.

time to go back to remi spencer for the post game wrap up. thanks, andy. >> you are welcome. >> dana, do you remember the old wpix station identification screen? >> you mean the one with the beautiful fireworks? >> yes. >> yes. >> sherod, so tell me about the hottest ticket in town, the lottery show. >> you are right, every tuesday we have the lottery show. we have some of the best comedis in the business give

advice to the new comics. we have artie lange. and so every comic strip. >> they are the best. fantastic. check it out. >> kimberly, i understand on monday you will be on the 5 and tuesday on the o'reilly factor. >> depending on your case, we will have to do a little search and rescue to find greg gutfeld. we will get the sunshine out for him. >> i am sending it back to andy levy. >> thanks, remi, great job special thanks to bill schulz and dana vachon. that does it for me. i'm andy levy. guess what. i will see you --y >> never. >> monday >> bret: would rick perry's stand on illegal imgreat lakes hurt him with conservatives? address the u.n. on palestinian