because this is bob day. >> kimberly: yea! bob day! bobby! ♪ welcome to "red eye" reminding all protesters if they need a place to stay, greg's basement shall lay is open 24 hours. thousands who have come to new york in the past and stayed at greg's chalet have never stayed anywhere else. just look for the courtesey van providing free downtown pick up. tv's andy levy is off tonight. filling in is mike baker of the cia. now the president -- now the maker of diligence. diligence medical girdles. for all of your needs think diligence. diligence, even we don't know what we do. mike, what is coming up on tonight es -- tonight's show?

>> loads of excitement down here in the fox news basement. we are getting ready for tonight's extravaganza. we had to install temporary seating for all of the protesters who won free tickets to this evening's "red eye" during the occupy wall street" red eye" party. it was quite an event. and will tomorrow morning be the occupy wall street protestor's water lieu in new york city? they say we ain't leaving. the park's owner says ain't isn't is word. and who is that behind the plot to blowup officials? the terror mastermind or weed smoking loser. tonight we will prove you can be both at the same time. and scientists for years studied the correlation between the political campaign contributions and the win-loss in the league. we will talk to bill about what he thinks the term tailgating means.

>> how is andy? >> we are not sure. it is a bit day-to-day. >> i think you might be right. >> figures. >> see you later. >> let's welcome our guest. if brains were soap she could clean all of the occupy wall streeters. i am here with ann coulter. her latest book is a delightful tone called demonic. it is a collection of scary ghost stories. it is just in time for halloween. and he knows the way of the light like i know pocket full of kryptonite. he is the proud chairman of the board. and he has been occupying parts for years and still no one cares. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is a walking snake in a can. >> i'm back. >> he is that funny and that snaky. his name? sherrod small. >> believe it. >> and he is a paul of squeeze that nobody reads, our "new

york times" correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> why is add more common in the u.s.? well, that is indeed a question, by gum. what is this glass table made from in -- made from? is ann coulter going to set me on fire? is that african-american comic interested on being on a "new york times" commercial? where is my arts and lie sure section? anyone have my aderol? >> i think that is a lesson of -- for us all. >> day four of arm gate. the cameramen are out to ruin the mirage. >> should we talk about what happened today? >> we talked about it in the last hour. >> well i will bring it up again. th is an unbelievable thing. since we talked about it, i will bring it up. i went to lunch at a place in the city and celebrating "the five." all of the familiar faces were

there. i showed up wearing a pink sweater. a pink sweater is not what you wear when the president of the company is there. i was an idiot. i thought from this time on that lunch would be known as the lunch where i wore an ugly pink sweater. instead it became the lunch where bob beckle almost died. thank god there were two very able people there. but bob started choking during the appetizer. they did a tandem heimlich. i did what i did best which was sit there and look stupid. and i actually -- after it all went down and he was fine, the food came, and i actually ate the whole sustaining making me -- the whole steak making me the hero. >> i know you are not allowed to say the name but it rhymes with schmick done nolds.

>> it was an unbelievable afternoon. and we are glad bob is fine. >> will the movement lose all meaning once it gets a good cleaning? occupy wall street's park party could come to a smelly end at 7:00 a.m. after visiting mayor bloomburg announced the area must undergo a long overdue scrubbing. added ray kelly while no doubt holding his nose, quote, people will have to remove all of their belongings and leave the park after it is clean. and then they will be able to come back. but they won't be able to bring back the gear, the sleeping bags, that sort of thing. they will not be able to be brought back into the park. it is like changing a giant diaper. but will the protesters change themselves first? allegedly the occupy yes, sirs have begun a self--- the occupy yes, sirs have started a clean up in hopes their new found hygiene will ward off authorities. they shocked the book makers who had a 10-1 odds after blogging for the street squaters.

wrote the human carbon emission, quote, with democracy in crisis, and pointing out the flaws in our system. count me among those supporting and cheering on the occupy wall street movement. and his ally is none other than 8 yaw toly -- ayatollah camini. they, the u.s. government, may crackdown on this movement, but cannot uproot it. ults matly it will -- ultimately it will bring down the capitalist system. he then returned to his goat. now look at how protesters have been spending their time. that's actually construction. if they were doing that i would be down there supporting them. anne, you were a former deadhead. you must have some sort of soft spot for these young folk, right? >> no, no, no. i would warn mayor bloomburg that he is making a big

mistake. i think these people have dealt with addiction in the past. >> do you think it could keep them from bringing their sleeping bags and the camping gear? >> it is being stored by the teacher's union. >> i did not know that. >> the teacher's union and throughout america today the students are protesting the rates on their student loans. it doesn't occur to them that i think the professors neglected to mention that tuition has gone up one million times in the last 30 years. it is weird the professors didn't get to that. maybe you should protest the tuition costs. >> they promised resistance come friday morning. do you think that is going to happen? do you care? >> i really don't care. here is how much i don't care. new york, you are not alone. yesterday i was given a speech at smith college. it is basically the people's republic of north hampton. and there was occupy wall

street people in north hampton. there were five homeless hippies screaming at you as you walk by. they can leave new york. they can go to north hampton. >> that's where they ought to be protesting. >> exactly. he has some nerve. first of all, just tell them they can't protest. don't tell them they have to leave and then can't bring stuff back. that's a roundabout way of saying beat it. >> have you been down there to the rally? >> i went down there a couple times. >> no, you didn't. >> i did indeed. it is next to pc richards and son. i had to go there. >> for the people who don't live in new york it is where you buy tv's and computers. >> oh you buy them there? they are always in the back of a truck. >> the "new york times" had a piece of the clean up.

an older woman would like to take up a place that sampled kris san that you mums. they told her she had to go to the financey c. >> it is great they have gotten that organized. it is interesting. kris san that you mum is the stage show. >> it is amazing. >> i have been four times. >> it shocks me though that the city is concerned about cleaning up parks. i can show you seven parks that are filthy and nobody cares about them. >> let's be honest. if this was a pro smoking protest, bloomburg would have sent in the tanks two weeks ago. >> they never would have had to do this with the tea party. where they go they leave a clean -- >> i want to speak of all ethnicities. >> occupy wall street.

>> you bring up a good point. it is a private park. therefore they can smoke. but it doesn't mean weed. >> it is clean. all of those parks you are talking about in brooklyn are not private parks. >> i love the fact that one protestor said in this "new york times" article to make the city happen, to encourage people to wake at a decent hour. if you have noticed, when you look at any of the pictures, 90% of the people are sleeping in the afternoon. it is like they moftd -- they moved from their parents' couch. >> have you ever protested? the 24-hour burger king doesn't count. >> the public didn't go there in the first place. we need to occupy wall street, backstreet, sesame street. >> how about e street? >> okay easy street. from clean ups to screw ups.

do i have time for this? oh good. could he really sell a four-door much less kill an ambassador? he used car salesman turned alleged iranian terror ploter was the dude rather than super shaw rude. over the 30 years the man lived in texas. he left a string of failed businesses and angry creditors. not to mention an ex-wife who wanted him dead. >> sounds like me. >> the newspaper suggests he was a more stumbling opportunist with one fripd -- friend saying his socks did not match and he was losing his keysand not capable of carrying out a plan. he also smoke and drank. sherrod again. friends say he would have been motivated to kill by a big pay day. meanwhile, can iran expect pay back on thursday. president obama discussed the terror plot. >> we don't take any options off the table in terms of how

we operate with iran. but what you can expect is that we will continue to apply the sorts of pressure that will have a direct impact on the iranian government until it makes a better choice in terms of how it will interact with the rest of the international community. >> better choice. you have been warned, iran. anyway, we are also learning more about iran's second slaughter, mansure's partner. i believe we have tape of him. >> i used to do that as a kid all the time. it was fun, and then they shaved me. his life was a mess. the plot was the last chance to get on top.

is he a gambling addict or something like that? >> people are desperate when they are broke. desperate people are broke. >> a lot of people are broke, but they are not mastermind terror attacks. >> they haven't figured it out. his roommate said he couldn't find his cell phone and it don't matter if he is successful. if he tries to do it he has to go to jail. even attempted murderers go to jail. if you attempt it -- >> being an income at the present time or fail -- an incompetent or a failure mean you are innocent. >> honestly, is it shocking to anyone that terrorists are not the brightest in the ballpark? >> it is not the poverty that causes terrorism thing. they have gone to advanced schools. the shoe bomber, now he was a more ron.

>> question your intelligence from the get go. >> there is rachel madow who has a high iq but is a zelit. >> is it an act of war, anne? >> against us? ?o they no, they were trying to kill the saudi ambassador. i am thinking if saudi arabia will allow the country to be run by a bunch of nuts, how about they deal with their fellow midevil nuts? >> i am getting -- >> reporter: why do we have to deal -- >> why do we have to deal? >> i tis hate to disagree with anne. if we would have bombed the regime back to the stone ages we wouldn't have to worry about this problem. >> bobbing them back to the stone ages is just three years. >> those are three critical years. >> does that guy give mullets a bad name or what? >> i give mullets a good name. particularly tonight. >> yeah, he looks like an

extra in sanford and son. he looks like a crazy neighbor. he comes over and asks for the buter and says something crazy and leaves. that's these -- that's his part in the show. we should celebrate iran's so-called hit men are just as inept as al-qaeda. you get them together and you can see slapstick comedy we haven't seen since the three stooges. >> the thing is though, of the guys these guys are always painted as being inept. there is a reason for that. it is so we don't think terrorists are that big of a deal? i don't buy that. an incompetent person can still kill you. even these mass murderers are nuts. >> are you mongering in -- you are mongering in fear. >> look at bonnie frank. >> yeah. >> one for anne and one for

chris. all right. coming up, can i bench press more than chris barron? still coming, people that can bench press more than me. what is ashton like in bed? probably dumb. >> guests on "red eye" stay at the econo suites off the garden state parkway now serving complimentary breakfast. guests on "red eye" will receive a complimentary hub cap and other prices. note, other prizes are also hub caps.

are you ready for some romney? a new site that ranks candidates by players and owners and so on found the nfl may as well rename itself to the gop. >> what? >> yes, i am exaggerating. the top three political payers are the houston texans with 98% of their donations going to republicans. the san diego chargers at 79%. and the new york jets with an impressive 80%. overall people uh if i yated with nfl teams -- affiliated with the nfl teams gave money to the elephant in the room versus the 29% who give to the blue loosers. >> that was editorial liesing, sir. >> and the highest individual

playing player? that is paws mckister of the kansas city calicos. how much did you spend? >> too busy doing crunches to answer, i guess. you have to admire the work ethic, people. he quit smoking and is doing crunches. i have to say it is great. chris, usually i don't expect research from you, but i guess it has men playing sports. this interests you. >> yes, it is really interesting. what did you find 1234*. >> i was happy to see they were on the list to the gop. and taking a look at the list of who gave to the democrats. i know there was something in common that most sucked really bad.

i compared the top five republican giving teams and top five democrat giving teams. the top five republican were 13 and 12 and democrats were 8 and 16. so once again proving republicans are winners and democrats are losers. >> wow, whoa. >> thank goodness i am ypd. >> i don't know if that proves that. i don't know if that is definitive. >> let me get this straight, the wealthy gives to the republican party? that's a mystery. >> the millionaires gave the gop oh, weird. 14 owners and players understand that winning and losing cannot be prevented or fixed via government programs so it would only make sense.

>> i just believe there are no more men in the democratic party. the man watched football and i had no interest in football until now, but it is a relief. the last time i looked at this chart it was all spectators and not just owners. the most right wing sports viewers were golfers. i am so relieved i don't have to watch golf now. >> you know what, the right went in name only. 24 is a league with a salary cap. this is a league with parity. this is a league with shared revenue. the nfl is the most communist organization in america. a short close second is the nba. >> that's by choice. >> it is the players' union. >> these guys make so much money it doesn't matter. >> but maybe here is the reason. maybe it is cheaper to buy a

democrat than a republican. that's why you are here. i owe you money. >> you can buy three or four democrats 300 or 400. >> do you have a comment? to leave a voicemail on my direct line it is simple,212462. will i listen? i don't know. and still to come, the half time report from mike baker. great guy. nice hair line. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by colored pencils. it is commonly used for drawing and consisting of colored wax or a similar colored case in wood. thanks, pencils.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. hi, mike. how are you doing? >> thank you for mentioning the new line of medical girdles that diligence has manufacturered. it is proving to be a major hit in our product line for 2011. >> i just make that stuff up because we really don't know what you do for a living. none of us here does. >> i was down in the park with the occupy wall streeters just last night giving a presentation about what diligence does.

they found it fascinating. >> i'm sure they did. >> i made many new friends. >> i'm sure you did. >> let's go to review the first part of this show, shall we? on tonight's clarity of thought-o-meter, as you can see what this does is it tries to break down in a more scientific manner what we have been using in the past in terms of who gets what statements correct and incorrect and working with the institute we have defined it to give you a quick and easy interpretation of who really has cut to the chase tonight. and so far i am proud to say that anne has displayed the clearest thinking during the first half of the show. >> who had the least clear? >> well, bill -- i didn't even include bill on the chart. >> it looks premade. is that premade? >> you have seen what i do. >> i finished --

>> by the way, do you want to hear what clarity of thought is? a producer in my ear says i like how there is a happy face on it. no, that was a copyright sign. >> that was the copyright sign and let that be a warning to everybody watching. next up on the punctuation and grammar,-- you know, i didn't have a chance to fill that one in. once again i suspect if we look at that closely it will be either anne or sherrod in first place. and then finally we get to the institute of convergence readings and this is again based on sprocket values. interestingly enough we start out with the pre game. we start to go on the downward side, and it levels out on the b block, and we start to see an increase in value as we get closer to the half time. >> let me ask you something, what does the pre game and the half time have that the rest of the show doesn't that causes this elevation? >> you know, i think you are

looking at him. >> i like how you preface that with, interestingly enough. >> not doing it for you? >> not enough interest. >> now we will go straight to those stories. now that i have gone halfway through my allotted time. first of all in looking at the occupy wall street story and what a fascinating story, we managed to take a survey of not just here in new york city , but nationwide and asking them really what their world view is. it turns out and fascinatingly enough what they have decided is the top 1%, and you have a secret kabal here. just below that most of occupy wall street believes greg gutfeld commands a position below the 1%. then you have fox news and then at the very bottom at the smaller font size vut down trodden. honestly as part of a public service what i thought i would

do is explain the real world structure so our occupy wall street people would know. you start with the elites up here. we don't identify them. it is a flat organization between charlie sheen, cia and the lobbyists. and then you have the 99% who are pretty much worthless. i can't go into anything else because that would be sources and methods. and in talking about this occupy wall street, i got the impression that perhaps you were a little bit interested in talking more about al gore and al gore's views on this. >> no. >> no? >> she wants more charts. >> i want to see more charts and you must have been spell bound last night. >> me and occupy wall street were like this. let's go and look at this. you said they should be protesting tuition costs,

anne. >> yes. >> and tuition costs have gone up a million times in 30 years. >> they literally have. that was i admit a high per bowlly. but they have gone up from $4,000 a year at a place like harvard to $40,000 a year. what else has gone up like that? everything else has gone down in price. i can't think of anything that could be going toward other than professor salaries and these students repeat whatever their professors tell them, and oddly enough the professors neglected to they will them they ought to be protesting tuition costs. i want those guys called before congress the same way they have the tobacco executives and have them explain why it costs $50,000 a year to attend harvard university. >> you are absolutely right. i don't want people to think that only chris does research. in the past 15 years, anne is

right. tuition has gone up 234%. >> that's insane. >> so why aren't these idiots protesting that? they want the bank and the loan and $30,000 and they only have to pay back $10,000. maybe their professors should be paid a little less. >> and where else do you see that growth? diligence revenues. >> we didn't kill your family. >> sherrod, you pointed out that you could walk us to dozens of parks around new york city that are a mess. nobody cares about them. >> once again, anne jumped in with a correct comment with the fact that ducati park is a privately owned park. can anyone tell me who the park is named after? >> ducati? >> an italian motorcycle. >> john ducat sit chairman of brookfield properties that owns the park. here is another interesting

fact. diana taylor who is bloomberg's neighbor sits on the board at bloom feld properties. >> sherrod, you said we should also occupy sesame street? >> that's right. >> do you think the muppets are in the top 1%? >> big bird is. >> any idea what his revenues are this past year? >> he is sitting on it. he has racks on racks on racks. >> people are dying in the newsroom. >> anne, your comment about rachel mad do you, she has a high iq but is considered a zelit. >> i believe according to senator is -- it is.

>> look at that. let's switch over to that crazy, wacky terror story with the iranians. chris, i think you win the favorite comment of the night. you said "if we had listened to cheney a couple years ago and bombed iran into the stone age, we wouldn't have this problem right now." do you stand by that statement? >> i stand by we should listen to chain. all the time. we have a what would cheney do bracelet on. >> and he has a weapon of mass destruction in his closet. >> bill, you started the racist idea of the ineptness of this guy and this mastermind. greg came in with what i think is an absolutely stellar point here. you notice how often we have one of these incidents. and after you get over the initial shock we immediately turn to talk about what a --

what an idiot the alleged perpetrator is. >> i prefer to call them persons, but continue. >> i'm just pointing out that greg made a good point. don't buy it. that's not the point of it. sherrod same -- said the same thing. they don't have to be like lex luther. >> the only other thing more entertaining is if they were indeed be lex luther. >> you know what, you are awesome. >> let's go to the nfl. who is not tired of talking about iran at this point? anne, you said that the problem is there are no more men in the democratic party. you are on to something. according to the latest sud disees -- studies, women of all ages are more likely than men to identify as democrats. >> yes, there are no more men in the deem crt particular party. >> i can't argue with that.

i couldn't find the numbers for how many men identify democrats because i got board. >> and by man, i mean that in the biological sense. >> you know, i think obama identifies with being a man and osama identifies with being dead. >> that's a cute word play, bill. that's clever. and chris you did the fantastic research there by showing up my research team and talking about the win-loss record. it proves that the republicans are winners and the democrats are losers. robert craft of the patriots, it is a team with some success is the top giver to the party. >> boom. >> that's what i'm talking about, sherrod.

>> what were you talking about? i i didn't hear what you said. >> and who doesn't like a good protest sign? i thought we should wrap it up with a few of the favorite protest signs seen around the occupy wall street stage set over the past few days. you shout out if you have seen others better than this. you know things are messed up when librarians start marching. hinge gree? eat a banker? >> you can tell we are on a downward slide. and finally, just a sign held up outside the banks saying jump you problem bleep [. >> coming up, jessica gym p son is dead -- set on acting in movies. she is not just a singer. and did you have the

do you have a right to flash a blite. the 5-o says no, no. police in florida stopped a man on the highway for flashing his high beaches to warn other drivers about a speed trap. air kick campbell, if that's -- eric campbell, if that's his real name, was told it was illegal and he was given a ticket. he is going to the state now and saying they violated his right to free speech. he said -- >> they can't prove my intent. >> anyway, are you ready, sherrod? it is time to discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooooouund. lightning round. >> i wish they had the camera on you when they were doing

that. >> the cops say flashing the high beams impedes them from doing their job. >> it is cientd of like yelling the cops are coming, scram. but if he wants to communicate to another driver he has a right to do so. >> his argument -- like he is flashing his brights and he could be -- he is actually helping the police telling them to slow down. >> i think this is all stupid. i am a "law and order" kind of guy. the police should be down at the occupy wall descreet -- wall street thing with rubber hoses and bullets. >> you would like that anyway. >> that's a completely different segment. >> i actually am siding with the guy who brought this lawsuit. the police have more important things to be doing like arresting democratic politicians like chris dodd. >> good point. >> anne, where do you stand? >> i have nothing funny, but i think it is an interesting first amendment case. do you care?

can i continue? >> please do. >> as you know i am usually coming out against the first amendment because it is all pornography or nudie dancing. well that is not communicating. i won't say any words because it will get the whole thing sensored. it is creating an election. here you have actual communication. the core purpose of the first amendment against the government. on the other hand i think the question is, is it only to encourage illegal behavior. or if it is just to communicate the caps are around, is he saying, i am just letting people know and some people get nervous and freeze up when cops come nearby. >> do they give a ticket when the cops are there? does that person get a ticket? >> are you saying this is a slippery slope? >> i have to be honest, after i have been hearing --

>> i keep forgetting you are a lawyer. >> i am so glad you forgot. >> you should also not forget i have been in the car with her. not only does he like to speed, she likes to hit things. you can take those warnings anytime you can get them, blondey. >> that's why i am lobbying for the first amendment protection in this. >> i see where it is coming. >> i'm tired of this topic. the next topic, the university of california teacher eases union and fighting to block on-line classes to save their jobs. the state's financially struggling universities has sought to cut costs by expanding on-line programs. they tentatively agreed to a new law requiring schools to get union approval for any on-line courses that result in a job change for a teacher and typical unions. >> i think you could have ended the last sentence after job. any on-line course that would help lead to a job. >> bill, you take lots of

on-line classes, but you don't own a computer. >> i don't. but i do have a library card, greg. i don't ever go over there at lunchtime because you would not like what you see. i would also add, on-line has classes? is this a new porn i am not aware of? >> sherrod, the education system sucks. doesn't it stop us? they are integrating a competition the teachers don't like. they may actually learn something. these teachers are scared. >> the unions want a job. they want to work. >> no, no, no. they want a job. they don't want to work. >> they just want a paycheck. >> more power to the on-line classes. if you don't have to pay for a dormitory, god bless you. >> you are not supposed to eat there anymore, sherrod.

>> i was there yesterday. >> you when you are there people go missing. >> last word, they know the jig is you. and once they figure out these teachers are not needed, they suck. >> all unions suck. >> nfl. >> sucks. >> it goes back to the civil war. punch him, black man. >> this guy is a coned it rat. -- confederate. send your hate mail to him. able time to take a break

>> this week sara, leal, twot 2-year-old -- the 22-year-old blonde who hooked up with ashton kutcher shared details about their midnight romp. the best part -- why are you still scrolling? >> i think you should keep that -- >> as "us weekly" reports

after theyed sex for the first time he said, oh my gosh, are you a republican? i wos like, what are you? do you like obama? he said yeah. he asked if i could name any up and coming candidates. i said rick perry. and then they had sex again. to chris, the reason wooy are doing this story is to point out even for hard core liberals like ashtons, sex trumps their precious beliefs. >> i think sex trumps everybody's beliefs. >> it is a biological need to do something. >> what i thought was interesting was rick perry who has been falling in the polls and fweting his butt kicked -- and getting his butt kicked, he has a demographic he is appealing to. 22-year-old fill plan dering bimbos. >> do you think demi moore is more angry not that he cheated, but he cheated with the other side? a republican? >> i have a question, is ashton kutcher married to demi

moore or are they just married? >> they are married. >> i am just --

ashton, no. he didn't bounce around on demi until he got a big check from "two and a half men." he was a boy back then and now he has man checks. >> it was only a matter of time and then you have to bounce out. >> we will close things out with the post game wrap up with mike baker. go to fox news .com/red eye. so

i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five" and i will be on the" the o'reilly factor." coming up, chris -- chris coter and patty anne brown and the return of jaime lithgow.

he has had a couple of kids since then and looks a lot like mike baker. speaking of mike baker, i'm sure you have a post game wrap up filled with your delightful charts. >> have i legitimate questions -- i have legitimate questions. anne, where are you giving a speech next week? >> next thursday, some building at business school. >> i hear you will be somewhere exciting next weekend. >> i will be in the city of champions watching my penguins win on saturday night and my steelers kick butt on sunday. >> nice. my daughter's favorite team. >> sherrod, did you want to give a shout out to some die hard red eye fans. >> nice. back to you, greg. >> thank you, mike. >> st