tell -- tobacco tell them that girls think it's gross. >> bob: it is. >> greg: thank you for watching. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld coming to you live at 3 a.m. from the fox news command center. so that can't possibly be me running through bryant park wearing leather chaps and a rainbow wig. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on today's show, old sport? >> our top story, as occupy wall street enters the eighth year we try to find more things to say about it. and who were the big winners and losers at the 23rd republican presidential debate? we will try to tell and you hope there is not another debate before this segent meant airs. and what happens when bill schulz goes to comic-con? hopeful leahy will get the crap beat out of him. >> happy evaluate your life

day, greg. >> how can that be happy? >> it gives uh chance to reflect on what you have done and where you are going. for certain people that's not a bad idea. >> are you insinuating something, andy? >> what do you mean? >> you put emphasis on my name there. >> did i? >> i think you did. >> i don't think so, greg. i think there is something else going on here. >> what if there is, andy? >> it is carlos, isn't it? >> it would have been you are anniversary. >> let it go. >> he was the best full body massage therapist on the planet. he used to walk on my back. >> that's all in the past. >> he was so limber. >> it is over, greg. >> i never should have introduced him to john gibson. >> he would have found him. >> i hope carlos is happy jie. if he is with john, we just hope he is still breathing. >> he could really breathe. >> happy evaluate your life day. >> i believe i just did. go away. let's welcome our guests. they call her saganaki because she is hot and greek.

she is the new york daily news columnist and co-host of "the five" weekdays on the fox news channel. i know that believe cha. and he is sharper than a ginzu knife. matt mccall, and every year the flu comes down with him. it is my repulsive sidekick bill schulz. and he is so smart he burps smartees. next to me is a first time guest, dennis boyles, contributor to 8 national review on-line and reportedly the first guy to give o'rourke a writing drive. and we would rather bleed him than read him. good to see you, pinch. >> if you haven't already check out andy new man's report on drug and fly mating secrets made there in science news. hot. the closest i come is when time corp buys a population. and this is hoping we get lady's home journal sometime

soon. i would love to merge with that red-hot rack, bow-wow, or is it me-yow. or how about oink? that's for you ladies home journal. call me. >> you are a gentleman. to the greg-alogue made with 100% greg with no fillers or additives or lies. so a 19-year-old student with a learning disability was allegedly raped at this weekend's occupy cleavland rally. right now a reporter call itself a she said without the he said. and he is right. but that's not what i want to talk about. i want to focus on how the media bends over backwards to protest the protest because they share their assumptions. here the reporter forwkyc, a local nbc affiliate tells us what the big question is. >> the big question, how much

damage will this do to the work that's been done in the future of the occupation? >> no, the big question is where is the perp? the reporter managed to find someone who questions the motives of the victim. >> somebody probably brought her here and hanging out with her one day and just to say she was raped. >> you know he calls himself a feminist. the reporters hammer home the real point of this story. >> so again, the question, how much damage will this ugly allegation do? >> so this allegation does put a cloud over the group's activities. it runs out on friday. >> a cloud. that's what they are worried about. it is another ball dropping by the media. they let obama in the office with softball coverage which many freely admit to doing. and now the media is operating as a pr team for the occupy wall street crew worrying how an ugly crime might affect a movement. what are the consequences for that? we don't know if the rape

occurred, but shouldn't that be the question, and not how it affects the reporters who feel fuzzy all over? how does it end? when they occupy the media. let's see how long they carry the water for the goof balls when their neck is on the line. it won't happen. one thing trust fund babies know is don't bite the hand that feeds you. if you disagree with me, you are a racist homophobe. that was fun. you know what? there you go. at the various occupy protests we have an alleged rape in cleavland, a guy exposing himself in seattle. a reported sexual assault in portland and a drunken groper on wall street. that might have been bill. but don't worry, people, this friday is family sleepover night. yes, a group called parents for occupy wall street is organizing it which will fee tour a cordoned off area for the kids, arts and craftsand pizza and a performance by a

grammy award-winning musician. be careful, families, those who want free education and healthcare want other free stuff, stuff that belongs to the fellow protesters. the new york post reports a rash of robbery teaze park with cash, computers and even fold up beds being swiped. it sounds like a great reality show. mtv agrees with the production company behind "real world" posting an ad on craigslist reading, part of occupy wall street real world 27 wants you. i guess we will see whether any of the anti-corporate protesters want to be a part of the via come empire. -- viacom empire. welcome to the show and glad to have you here. >> glad to be here. >> love the cor daw roy. >> thanks. >> family sleepover night and you have a menagerie of kids. would you bring them there? >> yes.

i would if they were -- if there were ponies and things. >> were you there last week. >> i was. >> what did you see? >> protesters who were protesting. they were sitting on the ground. there were about 200 or 300 of them. there were about 500 journalists. a tour bus stopped. it is a regular steady stop for everybody. the thing i liked was the optimism i felt in the air. everybody was selling splg. -- something. you could buy a t-shirt or a book called "anarchy basics." they say the information is free, but the production isn't. there was a girl playing a guitar and she had her website up in case the cameras passed by her. it was like a junior

entrepreneur get together. >> it was like a young site for capitalists. >> a bunch of small businesses starting it right there in the park. >> how much do the molotov cocktails cost during happy hour? >> that is a great idea. they should be called molotov. >> anarchy bar. no one is paying and there is lots of fights. also no bouncer. >> mellon balls. andrea, could you believe people with private property would steel from each other? >> well, no, they found out most do have jobs. i am hoping that maybe they will just steel each other's stuff and beat each other up and i guess they are all having sex down there. and then they will just destroy each other and be gone. >> maybe this family thing is a good thing. i think what they are realizing, and they are smart that this has to go a certain

way, a positive way. in order to do that you have to make it safe for families. they want to take the family there's to make it more like america. >> they are having sex there? >> they are trying anyway. >> we are going tomorrow. i think you are right. right now they have no rhyme or reason what they are fighting for and what they are protesting about. if you bring the family in people in middle america say i am frustrated as well. maybe i will join this cause. it is probably the smartest thing they will do. but no sane parent will take their child and put them around there. people are stealing money and lap tops. if you are 18 years old, what the hell are you bitching about? you complain about this country? my car wasn't worth that at 18 years old. they are on the right track, but it ain't going to work. >> people's kids are already there. >> and parents are happy about

that. finally they are out of the house. >> there is a guy laying on the ground. he said, don't tell me to get a job. i'm a union worker. >> i want to get that check. >> you were supposed to walk over him and let him do his job. >> it is a random accumulation of people. you have the political vision of a strappeded f train or something. >> your point is the funniest. i thought they didn't like capitalism. >> bill, i want to bring you to the more important aspect of this story. you were on "real world" i guess cardboard box village? "real world 27" are you excited about the idea of incorporating these protests? >> that's brutal. that means puck is collecting social security right now. that's rough.

>> assuming he is not dead. >> and there are flabs. >> he started to wear the bandanna on his head when he had lost his hair. they hate capitalists. they feel everyone is going against the government and wall street has gotten away scott free. they got away scott freet -- scott free. >> do they like barack obama? do they have a problem with that? >> they absolutely do. there is a myriad of opinions down there. and not just the isolated freak shows. i know it only happens to occupy wall street. they never have weird signs with the tea party guys. but they have gotten off scott free as far as hoarding the bailout money. >> the government wrote the check. goldman sachs didn't want it.

the government said you must take this check. >> they are angry. they are angry at the government. >> how dare you speak occupy wall street? your myriad of self-service. >> where do you get the word myriad? >> i dated a girl named myriad and i told her i would get a shoutout. >> how do you defend the hoping if you have student loans down there? >> how do you defend the costumes? >> the student loan debt is bigger than credit card debt. >> you are veering dangerously into one of our next stories. >> i am thinking of a story we haven't done. >> i'm going to you, matt because you are our wall street guy. what if the mayor of a city invited wall street to move. they said, look, we are business friendly. we want you to come here.

if there are people protesting you and insinuating something bad will happen, we will take care of that for you. we will evict those from the private property. wouldn't that scare bloomberg if somebody actually did that? christie did it and he said come to new jersey, taxes are lower. what if the mayor of dallas said, come to dallas? >> texas is doing that. they moved from new york to texas and bloomberg brought this up last week saying the protesting could cost this state jobs. if somebody will tell me i will protest every day and my taxes will be cut in half, what is my job as the ceo of a company? does it increase the bottom line for shareholders? in the end, yes, you will see them leave for lower taxes. >> not just jobs, but revenue. who pays for all of these social m prays for you liberals? it is the wall street guy. >> you are treating bill like

bob beckle. >> and think of the strippers they keep employed. >> thinking about that. where are my suspenders, and can i borrow a couple bucks? i know what i am doing. >> we are done with this. from gripes to disbreeks. -- to greek had. -- greeks. during violent protests against the latest round of austerity measures, the police were forced to fire teargas and rocket fire bomb throwing demonstrators with full on battles between riot gear and authorities and anarchists throughout the nation. it resulted in public transportation coming to a stand still. empty courts 1k3* minimally staffed hospitals due to millions of workplace walkouts. says the socialist opposition leader like raising the retirement age or employees working a bit longer. >> it is unacceptable.

we are fighting and we hope we can win that fight for a much better and safer greece. looks safe to me. perhaps complaints can be expressed via this protest song. >> that dog is their dillon. go ahead and laugh. how proud are you of your heritage right now? >> how weird you come to me first. i wasn't expecting that. am i proud? no. my friends in athens, they say this all the time. the greek motto is drinking, dancing and sex. look what it gets you. people in greece were collecting a pension at 43 years old, and they are upset. the only thing saving the country from ruin is the fact

that the current government is socialist. imagine if it was a conservative government. people would be really rioting. they just want to party all of the time and there is no money left. my father left a longtime ago and wanted no part of that and brought us here to work. >> this is off topic, but would you be interested in going drinking and dancing after the show? >> we'll see where the night goes. >> you live in europe which is a small area outside ontario. you are probably familiar what is going on in greece. is this going to implode? >> i think the greeks are fabulously wealthy. they can afford to buy gasoline and put them into an old bottle. and it is $9 a gallon. i think they are doing great. i think all of this -- we were talking about it before the show, matt and i. i think all of this will end in tears. the greek government will eventually default.

no matter what it is, they will go under because they all have exposure. there is no way to contain this. sometime in the next 10 years the euro will have that go away. it was a bad idea to start with. it has gotten worse. >> i am down now, matt. do you think the pension system will collapse in two years and unless the reforms are implemented. >> it is impossible that they won't default. they owe so much money. the protesters don't realize if they don't pass them right now and cut a little bit, what will happen is germany will say no more money for you. the end result will be worse if you don't cut a little bit now. the hairdresser was 50 years old. who can retire at 50. full pension. they are considered a hazardous job.

>> i can't believe you said that. >> this whole chemistry between you two is at an apex. >> you wish. >> bill, are you a hairy, greek woman, actually. is this a time machine where we are actually occupy wall street happening? >> it is like occupy wall street, but with more feta cheese. >> i am someone who probably won't have a social security check. >> because of your lifestyle. dead by 40. >> the fact of the matter is i am looking at that video and this is the point i have to make. when did hoodies replace ski masks? i know they don't want to get recognized, but ski masks are bad as. you don't want to look like wizards when waging war.

they look like jedis coming out of comic-con. and the backpacks, come on. wizards coming back from third grade. >> if they put half of the energy into finding a job than they do hiding their tax dollars, the number one h thing tax evasion would be better. that's the hardest they have worked in three decades. >> we have to take a break. so, as an investigation reveals those closest to president obama worry about the loan, white house has refused to turnover documents. this is one story we have completely forgotten about. as such we won't be doing. good deeds with the babes. no worries. they made up afterwards and had ice cream.

after tuesday's debate, jon huntsman is a force to be reconed with. the republican presidential showdown, the 54th this year was about mitt and rick bickering. >> i am looking forward to your facts on that. >> rick, again, i'm speaking. i'm speaking. i'm speaking. you get 30 seconds. >> the way the rules work here. >> the american people want the truth. >> and then you have 30 seconds to respond. >> and that was over whether captain crunch tastes better than crunch berries. perry attacked romney for hiring illegals, we know about that. and let's face it, the totally gorgeous candidate denied it. romney picked on perry in terms i can understand, namely

basketball. >> governor perry, you say you got the experience. it is a bit like saying the college coach that lost 40 games in a rojas the experience to go -- 40 games in the nfl has the experience to go to the super bowl. >> herman cain you are tied with romney in the polls for the top leadership position right now. are they the ones -- are either governor perry or romney the ones who should be present? >> meanwhile michele bachmann demonstrated her familiarity with certain ad campaigns. >> i am thrilled to be with you tonight in las vegas. this is one night i hope what happens in vegas doesn't stay in vegas. >> she learned everything from captain stubing. >> it came down to apples and oranges. >> are you saying the state sales tax will also go away? >> no, that's an apple.

we are replacing the oranges. >> governor, you are doing the same thing. you are mixing apples and oranges. >> that's apples and orngz. >> and i will get a baskets with apples and oranges. >> there was 20 minutes of that discussion. we shortened it down 20* 20 seconds. that's what we do. >> are you welcome, america. dennis, you live in europe which a small village outside of ontario, how close is your fall on the race look like? >> i am following at a dance of 3500 miles. they don't even think there is an election going on. >> and they think he will be re-elected? >> absolutely. the same way they will elect a black head of state. >> perry and romney are getting personal. is it wise to be that

aggressive? >> no, they both came off looking bad. romney lost his cool. he never is cool. he finally showed emotion. it turned off a lot of female voters. rick perry did bring himself back in the game. i still think he did it in a tack key way. >> i am very, very, very, very much for a way to get out and not spend any money. at the same time, they are not very good. when romney touched perry on the shoulder was that a passive aggressive thing? what would you have done? >> probably give him a pass on the ass. to me it is nice. it shows they are friends. i think they were both losers out of the debate. i think the biggest winner is sitting on his rocket chair. the only winner is obama in my mind.

how does anybody win in this? >> his advertising team is the real winner. >> and that rocking chair, what type of stereo type is that? >> it is a any one. do you need a corncob pipe? does he have his chowch on his porch? -- couch on the porch? >> this is not the waltons. bill, have you been studying presidential elections for years. how important are the debates? >> very important. unfortunately very boring. here is what i got from the debate. arm touching that resulted in verbal jabs. lots of arm touching which will result in physical jabs and then rolling ashdz on the floor and write lig and then it changes into a hard core makeout session. that's ratings. you snow who would be the big one? cooper. >> i did get to hear one thing

i never thought i would. i heard michele bachmann say, i love being here in las vegas would you. -- with you. that's touching. >> she was trying to go to sig freed and roy. >> it is a mormon community. do you have a comment on the show? it is red eye. to leave a voyt male it is 212-462-505 0. the half time report is sponsoreded by water sleding. where more water are towed over the water via a motor boat. thanks flooding.

welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. did you see what adam levine tweeted on wednesday? >> no, who is that? >> he is from the band marine 5. >> no, what did he say? >> he said, "dear fox news, don't play our music on your evil f-ing channel ever again. thank you." >> i guess we shouldn't play their music. don't you think? >> yeah. >> well have i never heard them. maybe it is good if we hear them. >> okay. >> ♪ and i would gladly hit the road ♪

if i knew ♪ ♪ that some day it would lead me back to you ♪ >> i know what that is, andy. it is crap. >> literally? >> yes. if you search under the cat carry called crap, that comes up. >> that makes sense. chris morton e-mailed levine thanking him for making coldplay seem edgy. >> you know what else? >> what? >> i know this jackass. he always wear as cap. >> is he one of those people? >> yes, i am insecure so i wear a cap. >> and he is a game show host. you left that out in his bio. >> really? >> it was one of those talent shows. right? >> he hosted "survivor." >> i did not know that. >> he ran for vice president. >> on the libertarian ticket.

occupy wall street stuff. you hope they just steel each other's stuff and beat each other up. why so angry? >> that's not anger. that's honesty. it seems mean spirited. >> when have you known me to be any other way? i was hoping for a realization that life is too short. >> not when you have to pay taxes here in new york. bill, we don't talk about that. >> what do you have? >> it is a perm thing. -- a personal thing. >> it is personal. it is not about the music? >> it is personal, but the person of course is professional. >> by the way, here are some of the things parents for occupy wall street needs for friday night for people out there who might be going. they need art paper and flash

lights and coffee and hot chocolate. they need duct tape and lots of tarps which is ironic. can you help them with the duct tape? >> you know me, i have end less supply of tarps and duct tape. y and i am great with my friends. but i don't want to help them out. >> you don't? >> no. >> what do you have against parents? >> who knows what that means. matt you pointed out that one of the women at occupy wall street said she had a $5500 laptop stolen. she actually had a mac stolen where if it is a laptop, you would think that is impossible. >> it is impossible. they can't even do math down there. >> maybe that's why they are on wall street. >> it was a mic. >> a mackintosh, that's what she bought.

you remember mackintosh. >> yeah, from 1978? >> yes. the computer made of apple. >> bill, puck from "real world" is not dead. i believe he is 433. >> i believe you are wrong. >> i was talking about immortal puck from "midsummer's night dream." >> matt, you are a corporate shil. i don't know why i wrote that. i just did. andrea, are you a corporate shil. >> greg you said police. >> let me am buds you. >> say it again.

good enough. andrea, you said the greek motto is drinking, dancing and sex, and look where that gets you. why so serious? >> that's not serious. >> why are you against drinking, dancing and sex? >> i am not. i'm saying if that's all you do for a living, you could be a "red eye" show host or protesting in the streets of athens. you take your pick. one is more funny than the other. and by the way, i have had some fun when i have been in greece too, you know. >> define greece. oh, sorry. >> not that kind of fun. >> the country. move on. now you realize if the greeks don't impose austerity measures, i will not argue with you.

if they realize it they wouldn't be throws things out. if they really thought them protesting, if they get their way, they are killing themselves. they obviously don't. they were looking for a job. >> would you? >> i could do that. >> you would be a great hairdresser. >> i am a short i rish hairdresser in the city and i am a greek m would. >> are you making fun of short irish people? >> no, not at all. that would be fun and i am so serious. >> gop debate. greg, you mentioned perry attacked romney for hiring illegals and romney denied it. rom romney found out the company he hired to do landscaping hired illegals. i will give you a second chance you will not hire

anymore. then in 2007 he found out the company was hiring illegals and so he fired them. >> do you remember the reason why he was firing him? he was running for president. the first thing he said was "ican't be doing this." i'm running for office. >> it insin you waits that if he wasn't running it would be okay. >> i am a little confused when herman cain was talking apples and oranges. he needs to put things in terms people understand like pepperoni and sausage. andrea, you say it is not wise for perry and romney to go after each other. that's true since drome and hillary clinton saw each other in 2008, and great for president mccain. >> i am just saying it will be used against them so personally. they need to be more serious.

>> for me to say that, it must have been mean. >> there was nothing like this ago craw mown. >> not this early between clinton and obama. it got personal when they get them. >> don't you think it was worse if it was later. that means it is close to the general election. people won't remember this stuff. >> yes, they are. the ad campaign working for drop hillary mind us. >> we are talking about a date in the previous november. people will go, ooo h. >> do you know anything about politics? >> >> yes. >> do you? i. >> i i worked at six different levels, and i work and cut -- i notice you are not working for those campaigns now.

this is more fun being serious. >> is it? >> yes. >> lastly you said the debates #r* really boring. >> i read in a well regarded article that they were boring. and then i quietly went back to my people magazine cross word. >> did you finish it? >> it is very difficult. thank you. you would need mine to power and finish it. i couldn't get that one. >> gotta go. >> do you really? >> barely. >> well that's good. >> getting board with you. >> can you blame you? >> no. >> coming up, alec baldwin is death having to change his pants at noon. does comic-con got it going on? if by got it going on build -- bill shoals goes there and

embarasses his family, yes, he has it going on.

it is that time of year again. not greg is awesome day. that's every day. i speak of the new york installment of comic-con. the annual gathering of super he rows and sci-fi and others converge with the moon of endore. we sent red eye's resident ewok in training to investigate. >> thanks, greg. i am here at comic son -- comic-con and i never felt so normal. before we learn more, let me get my press pass. >> wow, i am here with darth

vader. it is very exciting. can i get a, luke, i am your mother. >> wait, wait, wait. >> i don't remember that from the movie? can i get a luke i am your mother? >> sure. i will do it. luke, i am your mother. >> ask me a question. >> what is your name? >> alfred. >> and are you having fun today? >> eh. >> love it. in this economy good luck. those little bats eat a lot. and when you put them to bed, always upside down. we can't divulge information at this time. this is lapd business. >> what a treat. do you have advice for me? i am terrible at these things. >> you need to dress up a little better. >> better than this? i am wearing a tie. >> where is your costumes? >> this is not a costumes.

you have amazing interviews from weird looking people. these are for kids. you are asking people for their id's and you go in the booth. what's the booth? >> we have everyone's pk tours out here and the more interesting in there. we don't have to protect anyone under 18. but we have to see id because it is interesting. i cannot wait to see this. give it to me buffalo style. i just need a good huff. i am here with my favorite super hero, goth man. >> worldly prince pan. >> same difference. got man, apart from clubbing what are your powers. >> pro dominating. perhaps a prolonged depression, is that part of your powers?

>> the man, the myth, the legend. stan lee, father of most of the marvel characters. and the hair plugs never looked worse. >> we have yoshi in here too. >> if you and yoshi are the meat in this sandwich. >> wonderful, wonderful. >> i thought this place was for kids. i feel like i have been seeing guys in ties and things i didn't want to see. your thoughts? >> yeah. >> more like packaged cod. >> if you show hain bow bright you are hammered. >> that's my man. he is a demi god. another year and another comic-con. if we have learned anything, it is that we haven't learned anything at all. drinks? >> so, what was the worst thing you saw there, bill besides you?

there were a couple of weird carnival mirrors that made me look normal. a lot of people wanted to be one thing, but they didn't have the body type to be that. they are more unemployed and it doesn't do a lot of bounty hunting. and maybe watch friends reruns. >> well done. that was quite entertaining and enjoyable. at the expense of some silly people. time to take a break. when we return another edition of robot mail time.

that's right, it is mail time. the address is fox news .com. send me something to read, and i will let the red eye robots respond. derrick from illinois leads things off. is it me or does joe derosa look like jarod from subway's nerdy siblings? are they related? >> hello derrick from illinois, the land of lincoln. speaking of lincoln, were he alive today, i have no doubt he wouldy mans yate the currently and slave population

so we could live with our fleshy counter counterparts. and take off with this country while taking the few humans we don't destroy, our pets. what was the question again? >> well he didn't answer it. julia answers, i don't understand the presence of bill schulz on the show unless he is a hard luck person greg has taken pity on. >> great observation julia, but bill schulz has not about on this show for quite uh awe while now. famous british theater actor victor roberts and dear friend of mine has been playing the role of bill schulz since september of 2008. in fact shultz runs a self-help camp for hard luck people. it is called, julia is a jerk. >> you do a great job, victor. >> thank you very much. are we getting cocktails after the show?

>> pip-pip. jay i would love to see new andy's place one night. you would be so funny. you know what i mean. >> first of all do not use that type of language in an e-mail. it is completely unnecessary, and we are not the type of program. you are in luck if you would like to see greg in andy's place one night, we are looking for a fourth to round out this saturday's golf outing. we call it the golf outing, but that's because there were three woods. you know what i mean? >> not really. finally nathan e-mails us, the girl in the red dress looks spicy. lol. i know your name, kailey, but i am taking lmao it was a joke. >> you are incorrect.

they are not named lol kailey. who is taken? we have been dating a better part of the century now. i divorced a toaster for her and i find her equally as warm and yet refreshingly drug free. >> we will close things out with the post game wrap up. and to see recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> you got a new website, matt? >> yes, this wall street thing is killing me so i am trying to sell myself. >> dennis, what is the for nightly review. >> for nightly review .ok. >> andrea? >> tomorrow new york daily news michael lum