we had a great time on "the five." >> bob: tattoo obama on your forehead. ♪ >> greg: welcome to "red eye." i couldn't possibly be on my knees getting sick between cars on the "a" train in chelsea. mike baker, formerly of the ria, now the president of diligence of diligence garter belts. for all you garter bell needs, think diligent. we will probably kill you in your sleep. mike, what's coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> funny you should mention that because glue spots actually represent about 12% of our

revenues. we're expecting big things in q4. the graphics department for one has been busy since this morning putting together our signature crappy homemade charts. and the research staff is standing by to isolate and review any errors made by tonight's guests. the air is turning crisp and leaves are changing colors and it looks like fall's in full swing and that can only mean one thing that overly sensitive d-bags, you'll ask why we've all turned into such nancy's. this one involves public desecration, je genitalia. >> are men funnier that women? what kind of stupid ass question is that? the answer is jeff, greg, men

are funnier than women. it's been proven in numerous government hunted studies. >> well, too bad you didn't prove it but anyway, we'll see you at half-time. >> let's welcome our guests. old people flock to her in the winter. i'm here with meet the boss tv reporter anna gilligan that's online by the way. if intelligence were a jukebox, the fonz would bang him obviously. he's author of a fantastic book the declaration of independence, i read it and slugs pour salt on him. my repulsive sidekick. and he's considered the beatles of prop comedy. as for again ger, it's just a monkey. a delightful legendary actor and media carrottop. >> actor? you've been in knives? >> i've been in movies. >> he sits fair trade coffee while he wades for qaddafi. >> what's black and red and read

all over, every morning that carrottop wakes up to the us in times. you really can't afford not to subscribe to me, mr. top. pp.s, i abhor. >> how would you rate that as a prop? >> awesome. >> i can't follow that one. >> backwards is porp. a lot of people don't know that. i'm still on camera. >> should it be taboo to say boo? if you think there isn't a war on hallowe'en, there's time for you to wake up on your there isn't hallowe'en coma. america, a country i live, public schools are giving a thumbs down to dressing up and saying no thanks to pranks. a portland, organ, a principal banned costumes and sends parents a letter for many reasons the celebration of hallowe'en at school can lead to student exclusion.

there are social, financial and culture and cultural differences among our families that we must erespect. elsewhere across michigan, another state, they're banning hallowe'en parties and at one school candy corn and candy apples have been replaced about a fall festival focused on health and wellness. for more let's go live to our local affiliate. >> d.d. spokesperson says the problems with the gas line were mostly fixed around 4 yesterday afternoon. workers were able to check most homes by 7 last night. they say all workers are required to leave a note behind explaining why they have to enter the home and lock the door as they left. mike? >> thank you, tamara, i appreciate that. >> that was great. that was classy. >> can i call you c.t.? >> sure.

>> i answer to anything. >> so what is happening to this world? are we turning into communist australia? >> i think so. hallowe'en is hallowe'en. we're cressed up right now, you and i. great hair, by the way. i thought i had bad hair. that is awesome. >> i better stick with -- >> i that i can. >> it's the robert blake look. >> being a prop comic, you must come prepared for hallowe'en. >> i have a problem. that's weird. it's a hallowe'en bag for fat kids so they can court o so then like that. >> i had to to a prop on the show. i've watched the show forever. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> suspending the disbelief? >> do people ever dress up as you for hallowe'en? >> yes, they have and that's disturbing. the kid had a whole pay phone with him, a whole booth. what are you? i'm you. >> where did you live? >> in orlando, florida.

>> you still there? >> we have gates now. >> i live behind a gate. >> so you mean you're in prison? >> yeah. >> so nick, schools are canceling costumes because so many families can't afford them. is that a valid reason? should we ban things because other people can't pay for them? >> i don't think so. we would be banning strippers. we would be banning cable tv. i went to catholic school as a kid so we had trouble with hallowe'en because satanic, not because some kids were lazy and couldn't come up with a costume. all you need is a burnt cork and go as commando. >> as a child, i was always a hobo and it raised awareness of the transient population and now you can dress up as a hobo and it's kind of hoboest. >> my dad was actually the hunchback of notre dame one day and everybody thought he was homeless and they call the cops.

>> gilligan little family history. >> she grew pretty much as orphan. >> i'm not going to bring it up. yuck. i'm not going to say that you went to a nudist camp as a teenager. i'm not going to say that. but i'm not going to say you didn't. >> you had the option to go without clothing. there's a difference. >> and this was encouraged usually by the grown men at the catch. >> don't worry, they weren't predators. >> no, it's not like a sexy sexual thing when you're going through puberty when you're 12 years old. it's just embarrassing. >> it is for predators. >> maybe not for you. >> and while we're on this topic, the great thing about hallowe'en is it gives girls, well, grown women just to be safe excuses to dress sexually when they're drunk. do you ever go as a sexy nurse or librariano.

that will mol gist. >> i went at a car mechanic and i tried to go to the antisex but then i just realized you're the ugliest girl at the party so you might as well dress a little nicer. >> the ugly girls at the party look at you as a mechanic and still hate you. >> they're dressed up in skanka rella and the mechanic's got guys behinded up. >> mechanics are so sexy. >> phil, if they're going to ban hallowe'en, what's next? tie iron day is going to be removed. >> i'm covered in welts. i've been trying to get that day banned for years. first of all hallowe'en is 2,000 years old and it started in ireland. so if anything, the immigrants are forcing this on us, greg. i don't mean to teach the teachers but they just got schooled. >> it's not an american holiday. the fact that you have an iconic look means that hallowe'en is

one of the few times that you can go as you on hallowe'en and peel won't think we're carrottop. >> the kids had a costume for hallowe'en and they were walking up sunset boulevard. they went in their costumes. oh, cool, kiss. they really were kiss. >> gene simmons says that right now but it's qaddafi. >> that was a terrible joke. he looks like ron jeremy, doesn't he? >> he actually does on a good day. >> i won't know what ron jeremy looks like. >> well not his face. >> jeremy was one of the worst guests we've ever had. >> don't say that. >> because he wore genie pants without underwear. >> i wear gym pants, come on, genie pants are for gals. >> the worst part is you were sitting next to me so i had to see what was going on with his pants while you were staring at her. >> it was just dripping in sweat and not a good thing. >> and just for men.

>> let's move on. >> that's true. >> he has a scent? >> sorry, i'm friend with ron, sorry. >> i think he's a nice man. >> all my movies from him free. >> from bands to beats. the percussion was up for discussion and now occupy wall street's self-governs so-called general assembly has given into noise complaints and will limit the drum circles drumming to just two hours a day. and that's harsh to rhythm sections cried without outrage raged hippie. they're becoming the government they're trying to protest. they didn't even give t the bongo bangers are also up in arms about the assembly taking up over half their tips proving once again that socialism is only awesome with others we side yourself are forced to do this. people are defecating and

urinating in public places which leads us to occupy toronto where a man was arrested after smelling women's feet and trying to get others to drink his body fluids. >> pretty sure it was my uncle jerry who is m.o. >> one protester is claiming she's going to leave because "everybody is pretty much just partying it up" then there is russell simmons not want to go pay more taxes. >> the conservatives always say to me, why don't i just write a check for more taxes? no, i one give me money to war machine and to other things but if it will help the education and the healthcare for people who are locked up, then of course i want to pay more taxes. >> luckily even the irs doesn't watch al sharp. >> finally meet stacey hisler. the 38-year-old flor idian explains to the "new york post" why she left her four kids and banker hubby for wall street. >> i finally talked my family

and they said to come here that they would be okay without me. so after they said that, then i got a text and came on the train. >> who's taking care of them now in your absence? >> i do have a community of friends, like, i put a message out on facebook asking them to support me so that i could be here. >> she is mother of the year. >> carrottop, vow begun down to ducati park and if not, why not? >> i was going to be tomorrow. it's like vegas every night, though, that's exactly what it is. it's great to know this is happening. it's a great place to find weed now. you know exactly where to find weed. it's nuts. >> is there anything somebody should wear is this. >> yeah, this. good set-up. you definitely can hear the drumming. what's going on? >> what drumming? the sad thing about this is

those are real hands. almost man outside. it's like a free blooming show. why are they bitching. they've got a free show. >> the neighbors. >> it sounds like it's a bad situation but i feel like they're a nice group of people. they're reasonable and they've listened to the complainants and they've tried to solve them. >> i can't hear anymore. >> you're crazy. >> what are you all talking about? i can't hear anything. >> they're going to protest in new york, there's no place where you're not going to annoy people. it's unfortunate for those people that you happen to be there. >> you looked this in the beginning, right? >> i'm always happy to see people def educating in the woods. that's how nature men us. evolution is impersontive. >> you have it admit this thing is taking a kind of a sad turn. >> oh, yes. >> and i love that woman who left the kids and the husband couldn't get her out of the house fast enough.

50-to-1 they have moved and left know forwarding address. one the things that's interesting because i like the it's party regardless of, you know, just these types of groups, technologies think of pem as political technologies. it's fascinating when you see people doing such like this. like you just don't see. >> the older one does but they can help it. >> they are wearing diapers, okay? they're cleaning up. >> i disowned those insult and heartily encourage insults on the other side. here's my point. what you see is a difference between young and old. the it's parties because it's a older group you've got permits, you've got structure, people who leave orderly, reasonable just a reasonable group of people. and what do you have of the young? it is reflective of the young. they're attention sec. they have short attention spans.

they're clueless about life. >> toe sucking, urine drink being, all the hallmarks. we were all there when we were younger. >> sure. you almost can say -- no, you can say they're absolute losers. >> like a grateful dead concert with an attitude. >> without the music. it's actually a plus. the grateful dead were food once but not see good anymore. they're dead. >> ever since pete townsend left. >> yeah, right. >> is that what you call him? >> that's what he did on his off time. >> bill, does this leaderless collective need a leader, somebody inspirational, charismatic like a john ratzenberger. that's all could i come up with. >> you couldn't come up with bill schultz? >> i love how the woman who left her family was comparing what she was doing to soldiers leaving their families for long periods of time. >> and she took the train from

florida which men she might have been protesting something in the second reagan administration in order to get here. >> obviously not a very good banker. last i checked, the armed forces do not allow dreadlocks. that's a rule. here's the other thing that i was going to say as soon as i remember what i was going to say. something about the war machine. >> thank you. >> i was going to comment on the tax protesting. i'm against the war machine. but i'm also against the free healthcare for people. that addresses more problems than it solves. does that mean i get some money from russell simmons? i don't know. i'm just trying to parle this. >> we should all get money. it's a good point. why aren't these protesters, people you love, anna, why ant they processing at russell simmons house? i got you, didn't i? >> you got me. i just don't know.

i think it's great that, you know, that this movement is happening. i think it has a valid message. it's gotten a little disorganized. it's kind of losing its momentum i think. but, you know, in this country, you can protest and they're doing it peacefully and i don't think we should -- >> there's an alleged rape in ohio. there's some sexual assaults elsewhere that i'm making up. >> there was, like, one deaf guy in toronto who went into someone's 10 but you can blame the movement on that. >> why can't you? >>there's always people who take advantage. when those riots were happening in london, people were grabbing sunglasses and taking types for their babies. >> they were all taking advantage. >> they were peaceful riots. >> i'm sure that there are people at it's parties that misbehave and do things. >> they littenned and cleaned up again -- littered. >> now hold on. no, no, no.

>> beth of you do not -- >> he has evidence of it's party -- >> you have of this more relativism. there were no assaults at the it's party. >> you're doing the same thing you complained about with the it's party. the exact same thing. >> yes, i can. >> no, you cannot. >> you're an it's panderer. >> key we: >> this woman that moved, isn't this a sundance festival independent movie waiting to happen? isn't she already? >> the weather's going to change, it's going to be cold and they're not going to be out there with their signs. >> the weather answers all questions. you gotta take a break now. >> all right. so despite a campaign-style push this week by president barack obama the senate on thursday scd

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>> greg: a new study finds that men are funnier than women but not by much. researchers who don't have anything to do asked men and women to right captions and rated them in a gender blind test. males scored about a tenth of a point higher than women. men use vulgarity more than women. we must discuss this in the lightning room. ct, you're a comedian, funny, not funny. funny, not funny.

that's basically it, right? >> i guess, i don't know. female comedians? >> joan rivers is brilliant. i admire her, phyllis diller. >> jen rivers isn't really considered a woman anymore. >> phil. phyllis diller was awesome. >> why do you think there's so many more male come ex than female. >> guys are more getting up there and talking about their -- i don't know. i have no idea idea. >> men feel much more free with, like, physical comedy. they see ugly faces, vulgarity and i think women are just as funny but they don't show men that as much because they also want to be considered attract i be. women are funnier when they're together. >> right. >> if they're hot, half the crowd can't stand up to what they're saying. >> what you're saying women when

would are more attractive don't get as many laughs because they're distracted by the looks. >> i don't think anyone in the audience is thinking my girlfriend is going to leave me to go [ bleep ] >> and then you do it. >> and then i do it. >> screw you boyfriend. >> here's the thing. is it unfair double standard when it comes to telling jokes that women can't do the same material? >> i don't know. we're talking about 1/10th of a point. did this get stimulus dollars? i'm hoping it did because that would mean that it was finally put to good use. as you were saying the new yorker cartoons. if that's funny -- >> bill a sequential aphrodite, which half of you is funnier? >> i'm not asking that anymore. i'll give the visual to an el

can't explanation. let's look at hallowe'en. what do women dress as? : blank sexy. and guys are not afraid to look dumb. pretty much leek what you said. perfect example. last hallowe'en my girlfriend or boyfriend, don't want to hurt the gay following, went as a sexy rainbow bright. i went as a cyst. that's all you need to know. and by the way, it wasn't a costume. on the upside, later that night you were lanced. >> yes, i was but my male rainbow bright. >> men in high heels news, "new york times" reports a nude fashion trend is men in high heels. apparently in l.a. some fellows dressed entirely in men's clothing except for the shoes. it's a powerful thing you're higher than anyone else, you make more sound, you buck a different way, it makes your legs look better. yeah.

why do men have to start copying the one thing that women do roleley well. >> i'm glad that they are. >> i won't be attracted to a man that did it but i'm kind of glad that they're embracing the pain. i don't think high heels are that great. if they want to take them on, go right ahead. >> do you wear high heels? >> i have you goes on. it's into the very attractive. my toes are pink, i don't know if that make as dins. i have pink toes. >> i might have had some pushes on earlier this evening. >> i guarantee it with those fet. you want to keep those covered. >> i don't think people really are doing this. in west hollywood, no offense like you said, no offense to the gays, but this isn't guys dressing. >> can you imagine going into appleby's with pushes and tight jeans. >> i do believe that this is can be real but it was in the "new york times" so it has to be

real. >> the "new york times" doesn't even have a cross word puzzle. it's not legitimate. >> a dressing puzzle. you gotta build better props, man. >> our budget has been execs potioned. >> i'm allowed to touch you because i'm a prop comic. >> i gotta do this -- >> i got kids in sweat shops building my stuff. >> yeah, totally. i make most of my stuff myself. you can tell. i do it myself. i think of something and i build it, sure. >> we're going to talk about that latter. last wore for you, women because you have them object now. >> this is a true story. i'll keep it quick. a friend of mine did a story for them talking about the magic of stupe parties. parties on your stoop. what he did is he called a bunch of the stoop party and manufactured stoop. there was no such thing as a

stoop party. stoop parties after that started happening because the "new york times" started reporting it. >> i'm going to have a give greg a back rub party. i'm going to keep doing it and talk about it and get some people together for a back rub. >> that's already a forced trend. >> you didn't hear about julio, did you? >> unfortunate. >> that's the fourth one this week. services are actually going to be private. >> you can't open that casket. do you have a comic on the show in email us. still to come, the half-time report from mike baker. a jerk. we know a place where tossing and turning

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>> let's find out if we've got anything so far. for that we go to mike baker. >> what a godawful mistake that would have been. i had everybody counseling in my ear to tell me we were about to

start. that accounts for the startled look i have on my face. >> you're still handsome. >> let's get started. why don't we to that. let go straight to the report card for the half-time. how sensitive am i to this the world's most famous prop comics, i'm about to start using props. in our report card for the half-time show so far, greg, b +which etoll you last night you can move up from a b which you have. we've got anna originally it was looking towards a "b." you dropped down to a "c." some of your psychotic comments about the protesters frankly. and then we've got c-top, he told me that's how he prefers to be refer to is an "a." >> get out of here. >> and that's not some craven pander to go a celebrity. >> i'm a first-time guest, you're being nice? >> it is basically, yes.

and nick, you got a "b." you're always just rock solid and steady. i like that. >> that means i can get my parole card signed at the end of the show? >> assuming how are you doing in the second half of the show. and bill of course withdrew from the class entirely. so now on the fencer scale, we've got -- well -- and let's look at tonight's sprocket values. exactly, that's what i'm thinking. much improved from last night and last night's numbers around bad. >> those look like kkk hats. >> we'll talk about the his the sprocket values. it comes out of the spendster institute. >> it does sound german. >> you've probably read the research in regards to the spendster institute. let's look at hallowe'en. good god, how screwed this up this story?

before we get started, let's ask anna, all-time favorite sexy costume that you've had for hallowe'en? >> sexy nurse, go on. >> nice, it we get a picture of that. >> i'll have to see if i can 15 it. >> c-top, when you were a kid, what was your favorite costume? >> god, i wasn't allowed to go trick-or-treating as a child. >> really? >> no, i'm kidding. i don't know, my favorite one? maybe superman or something. something my head would fit into it. i have a lot of hair. i looked like this when i was 6 by the way. nothing has changed. >> that's good. there was a survey done not too long ago, i don't know who by because i got bored with the research. it says schools should ban hallowe'en candy. all in lynn with this incredible crap about the politically sensitive nature worrying about the various hallowe'en traditions. yes, 18%, maybe 32%.

who answers maybe to a survey? who does that? no, 46%. we should not ban hallowe'en candy so good for them and then none of the above, 4%. that of course was based on an exponential hyper bollic curve. we've got that going for us. and nick you mentioned as part of this coverage you said the words banning and strippers together. you should have known from reading the rules and regulations of "red eye" thank you never put those two words together? >> i'm sorry for that. can i take it pack and say that maybe schools that ban it use it to fake ethanol. >> i guess we can get stimulus dollars for that. >> that should put his grade up. it almost does. >> it's just not waxy enough. >> greg, what was the last team you actually saw a hobo? >> that's a good question because back when i was a kid, transient tramps, if you will,

were friendly. >> back in the day when is they were riding the rails going from town-to-town. >> and they had the big fat cigar and these rosy cheeks and they would always share some of their, you know, cooked dog with you. >> sitting by the fire. >> do you know what changed the happy hobo? drugs. >> do you know were? >> the corporation's favorite. >> god, i wish i had a prop on this. wait a sec, i to. >> feel bad for the people that actually work in the buildings, it's a briefcase. they walk like that and they try to get to the peckett. then they get back into their jobs. >> that is not bad, al. >> that beats the other hat. >> i had to beat this one. >> hey, bill, full marks to you, bill. you pointed out hallowe'en about a 2,000-year-old holiday started

in ireland. it's actually an old celtic festival. the festival of sew, you know, that started about 2,000 years ago to celebrate the end of summer and the beginning of a cold dark winter. >> if i recall baker, you were based in ireland for a while and you told me in the green room, you hate them all. >> no, i love the irish. that's absolutely wrong. >> you've got to quit going back on what you said. >> let's move on. >> let's move onto the occupy wall street and get right off of bill's psychotic rambling. russell simms only, close friend of mine -- simmss on,. i googled it's party and defecation. i came up with zero hits. yeah, i know. >> google it's party and muslim president. see how many hits you get. >> they're right on that, though, bill.

>> anna, you said you feel like the protesters are just a nice group of people. >> i'm biased. >> it sucks for the neighbors but a they happen to have bought their homes or rented their homes outsided park? >> i'm a little biased because someone i went to school with was on the front of "cnn" with one of his signs. >> let's go to the topic men are funnier than women story. two questions. i've only got time for few two questions. nick, your favorite female comedian? >> joan rivers is definitely up there. >> she gets an extra point. >> she's hilarious person. >> coming up -- >> the art of being sober. who can blame her? what makes carrottopped? what makes carrottop happy? what makes carrottop slightly indifferent yet cautiously indifferent. look forward to the greatest interview of all interviews with

carrottop. >> i hope it's good.

>> greg: he's a comic genius and just a flat out freight guy but enough. my neighbor carl. i want to talk about carrot top. he got his nickname for his love of root vegetables. he's producing at the lux in las vegas through 2014. the world will be over by that time. i'll read it. i want to ask you, we were walking into the 14 room and you said we were met lou dons.

we do well at fox new and everybody hates us. it's like being carrot top. >> you get picked on i guess because people city a lot. a lot of people are love or hate with me and that's understandable. are you standing or sitting, by the way? i can tell. i think it's great. it's a good color it. that purple is rocking. i made this just for the show actually. >> it was white before and i made it red, "red eye." another prop. >> i would -- if i were you, carrot top i wouldn't water wear a bullseye. i get crapped on all the time and i think you natural hi do something good or you have something happening good, people hike to hate it. >> i don't no longer have to take your show on the road. you got -- they're coming to you which is basically the highest point for a comedian, right? i think being in one place and going home and baggage claim, like, seriously. everybody someone reads the

story about being extra charged for some of the bags, that's me (bleep). weep pain the plane today. >> how many props do you have? >> funny ones, four. i didn't bring them today. i've got thousands. people ask me what do you do with your old clinton jokes or reagan. i have them in a warehouse. it's great to go back and look at them. sometimes you can redo a joke that could have been a clinton joke and turn it into an obama joke. >> we do that almost every week. >> exactlet. we all do it, right? >> we did that yesterday. i didn't even add anything. i don't care anymore really. i'm doing a show in the afternoon now. i'm kidding people, i love you so much. >> was your dad really a rocket scientist? >> he worked at nasa. he used to train the module similarity to drive on the moon. >> did you ever getting to

there? >> i got to sit in the little thing. i didn't know that until i got older. my dad has a cool job. >> my dad sold hospital supplies. boo. thanks for nothing, dad. >> the cool thing is he sold they will on the street. >> an undo you know what, i had some syringes at home. >> why props? what got you that that? >> i would be a hundred to go up and say the same jock, if it was a michael jackson joke, i wanted to have something else. it was different. i still to this day i like dock the props. everyone that doesn't like it, they dent come to the show. i neph got booked in a lot of clubs because i did props. i was banned from clubs. just like this show i would probably not every be coming back to this though.

>> i would call that proppist. >> it's an easy show. people think it's, like,ion it's somehow not as important as regular comedy. it's been a punch line. >> the guy is funny. i try to make something that's a little clever more than just a pun. hey, it's a shoe horn. >> when you were growing up, what kind of comedy inspired you? were there people or were there shows, things is this. >> i actually liked gallagher, i thought he was brilliant. >> what about his brother? >> his brother is nuts. gallagher 2, audience nothing. but the problem is, i know gallagher and he doesn't like me. he thinks that i took his act. finally someone said i have an act. i love that. people said i never had an act. >> but gallagher's brilliant. he's too smart actually for the room. >> but angry? >> a lot of comedians are angry. you're not angry? >> no. there's no reason to be angry.

we're having fun. >> you're doing what you want to do and you're making crap loads. >> the hangover, someone heard you got paid $6 million for the photo. they showed up in the dressing room. of this before we knew it was a hangover. this is just actors that i heard. let's make it funny, we'll put lines of coke down. coke is funny in a sense win i happened to have. i'm a meth act, i need the real stuff. i just can't precontinue i'm doing comb. >> it's a prop. it's just a prop, exactly. >> prop code. that's what you get, kids, when you're millionaires. he gets the stuff straight from.

>> i'm crapping my pants off. there was a prop in that. >> people like my part in the movie because i didn't speak. it was a really short part. >> you were great in that. >> time for one more question. where can people 15 you? where's the luxor. >> the luxo is in las vegas. >> it's like motel 6. you can't miss it. there's a beam coming up. six show as week, lux or until 2013. book now. i'm going. >> you have no choice. >> i have to go. >> america does. and they say yes to carrot top. okay. time to take a break. more stuff ahead owe stick around. stick around hers if you're still there.

>> greg: well it's time once again for a "red eye." where are they now? surely you can recall this little fella. >> that was in 2009. victor von shripeerton had an insatiable appetite for rice but soon the intention became too much for the four-ounce hamster to bear and he turned to a different type.

by 2010 his daily drug use consisted of a combination of cocaine, heroin and pcp. six month later and dead broke, he turn to prosecution but according to von shripeerton, a chance encounter with brian in new york saved his life. he says the man used his connections to help him land job. as of october 2011, von shripeerton started working the late show "red eye." where are they now? >> finally a happy ending. >> see, you can pull yourself out of a world of drug addiction. >> exactly. >> go ahead, keep going. >> you don't smoke, do you? >> yeah, i do. >> he's not smoking that one. >> come on. >> put that back in the box. >> fine. >> well i think greg just quit,

yes. >> post game wrap-up from mike baker. to see clips of recent shows go to "fox news.com" /red

>> greg: don't forget watch us saturday at 2 a.m. eastern time, 11 p.m. pacific. bill schultz will be appearing on hucka bee, saturday eastern. what are theying. "red eye" returns on monday. guests next week, terry shard returns. back to mike baker for the post game wrap-up. >> thanks, greg. anna, what's new kate gilligan. >> thanks for asking about my sister. >> she is going to be appearing

on the new abc show man up which is on tuesdays at 8:30 so start watching. she plays dan's wife and they make out and they're obnoxious. >> nice, excellent. >> i'm jealous. >> okay, let's wrap that up. >> nick, what are you doing in new york anyway? >> i'm appearing tomorrow at columbia university. i'm going to single-handedly beat the football team at a drum all a wreath demonstration. matt walsh and i are going to be talking at the big conference at columbia university. >> maybe i'll go. very cool. c-top, i don't have a question in the prompt ter. what do you want me to ask you? >> he did not do his job. >> that's all you can get out of him. >> tell me something good. >> i'm throwing it back to greg. >> i