for "the five." go get your christmas tree. thank you for watching. welcome to "red eye." i will tell you all the secrets to making money. first let's go to andy levy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> here we go again america. eddie murphy is out as oscar host after his buddy resigns host after his buddy resigns the shocking story that will teach you the valve of rehears sal. -- rehearsal. and finally, budget airline o ry on air considers a pay per

view pornography package for the sad, lonely passengers. >> thank you, andy. >> happy area code day. >> oh, i love area candidate day. >> me too, what is your favorite? >> i am a big fan of 204. >> manitoba. >> man-a-toba. who about you? >> 345. >> the caymen eye hands. >> yes, have to use that a lot especially p april. >> i like 284. >> sbt that the british virgin islands? >> it is. >> do you have family down there? >> no, some shall we say some business interests down there. >> interesting. even more interesting you haven't mentioned 662 yet. >> what is 62? >> northern mississippi. >> what do you mean? >> did you forget i pay the phone bill. >> oh. >> yes. i had to wonder why there was so many calls, and then i remembered that francisco lives there. >> i can explain, andy. >> i'm sure you can. but you will be explaining to an empty house.

happy area code day. >> i knew i shouldn't let you do that day. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot, the sun lifted her on her resume. i am here with the fox business network. and he is so sharp that children were told not to unrun with him. it is the chairman of the board. and he doesn't believe in reincarnation because he doesn't have a life. it is bill schulz. and he is funnier than a whoopi cushion made of clown skin. sitting next to me is the actor, writer and comedian. you can see him in the new adam sandler movie, jack and jill, that opens in theaters on friday. i will see it three times. and he is the socialist rag who is half in the bag. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you pinch. >> today on something called "new york times" .com a single named journalist writes as to why there is, quote, no such place as a post racial

america. that may be true. but it is balderdash. they love my open mind as well as the fact that i crush a lot. also, i punctuate every sentence with jamin on the one. >> did you it begin. >> he used a word of abuse so he cannot produce. the director and notorious chuckle face stepped down as the producer of the next academy award show after his use of a gay slur upset people who get upset about things like that. ra atner was at a q and a session after a screening of his new flop when he said, quote, rehearsal is for fags. a -- as for the predictable uproar, the criticism continues and he submited a

long letter of resignation to the academy. he said, "as difficult as the last few days have been for me, they cannot compare to the experience of any young man or woman who has been the target of offensive slurs or daw roughing derogatory -- derogatory comments, and they compare to what any gay, lesbian, transgender must deal with as they confront the many inequalities that continue to playing our world." in order to keep going i will need to see an adorable kitty. >> i think i can go on now. having love in your heart doesn't count for much if what comes out of your mouth is ugly and bigoted. i will be taking real action in an effort to do everything i can both professionally and personally to stamp out the

thoughtless bigotry i foolishly perpetuated. more kitty. >> ratner continued, i am grateful to glad, the gay rights association about what we can do together to increase awareness. and i look forward to working with them. well that made my soul vomit. ratner's resignation lead to eddie murphy dropping out as host of the show on wednesday and the world wept silently. chris, i go to you first for no particular reason at all. >> just randomly, right? >> what do you make of ratner and his letter? >> well, first off you may have to show the cat a couple more times because i will really have an aneurism.

first off, ratner is an idiot. he is an idiot who went out and said something incredibly stupid. no story there whatsoever. the real story here is the huh poke craw see once again of the left, particular leet gay left. >> the gleft. let me tell you something about glad. glad is the biggest joke in the entire planet. they gave their award the bloger of the year uh -- award to a bloger who attacks gay conservatives and frequently lets calls for violence against gay conservatives stand on his website. our executive director was actually attacked in a violent, anti-gay hate crime. and this joker went out there and was ridiculing him. glad is so unbelievably transparent as long as you are picking on the approved victims in this world. glad won't say a peep. nobody on the left will. where was the left -- where

was the outrage over joking about killing sarah palin? how about fat bow sew rosie o'donnell talking about 9/11 being an inside job. is she forced to give up her show on oprah? no, hell no. it is an unbelievable double standard at play here. >> you are particularly shaking with rage right now. >> i am so, so, so ticked. >> i can't believe i heard a conservative use the term "hate crime." i did not think that was allowed, sir. >> allen, good to see you. here is the thing that people have said to me which i think is true. it seems like the slurs whether from michael richards or mel gibson, they said they wound people, but they never wound anybody but the person who says it. it is like when ratner uses the f-word, nobody got physically harmed and ratner is now going through

re-education camp. >> look, i thought the guy said something stupid. i thought his apology seemed sincere. and it was a little over the top, but you have to go over the top when you are trying to apiece these people. i just don't like the fact that they are actually -- i read they will actually make him stand on the corner of melrose with a sign saying "sorry i made a boo boo." >> i would like to see that. well, let me go to lori. i don't believe he wrote that letter. there are too many code words you see in every one of the letter. >> such as? >> well make sure you say -- >> transgender. >> appropriate. >> hurtful bigotry. >> and also the -- >> and children. >> bullied children. >> raising awareness is always the catch phrase. when you have nothing going for you, no job, no purpose -- >> you can see the manager putting their heads together crafting a letter. >> it is all about raising aware -- awareness. i have to ask you, how will

this stop the -- affect the stock market? >> i was going to get a break from talking about the miserable markets and gloat glow balance economy. but disney is an important property. the academy awards were pretty bad last year, down 9% in ratings. the bar is already pretty low with those crazy kids who were hosting last year. >> wait, that was the pittsburgh steelers. >> so now it is stirring some controversy, and now more people are likely to look at the train wreck, right? maybe this is good for abc. what was disney's last movie? was it a flop? >> are you crazy, bill. bill isn't the thought of -- >> over here, people. i am asking bill a question. bottom line is i don't think he is a homo -- homophobe, i

just think she a tool. everything he says is almost idiotic. >> well, she either bragging about a sexual conquest, creeping who ever he is being interviewed out, or pretending -- or by the way, has nickname sweat ner been done? if not i just came up with the it. is there a statute of limitation on the word? how come eddie murphy can say it. was he good now? he wasn't good in 1997. >> well i think eddie murphy is gay-ning respect. >> you guys are so bad. >> she gaining respect. >> he is not going to be funny. >> he has skills when it comes to -- >> you know he won't be funny without his team. >> she is spot on. >> you saw what happened to james fran co. that guy after hosting the

oscars is in the witness protection program. >> he owes ratner -- >> trust me. he called and said, thank you for doing that. >> how soon until neil patrick harris gets selected to host? >> he would be good though. >> who cares? >> he is a liberal. >> everybody speak separately. >> it will be a part of effort to try to apease the crazy gay laugh. you know what? screw them. >> isn't this the academy that is all of a sudden so offended that actually put lenny rifenstall in their honor roll of dead lawmakers. yes sheerks made movies for the extermination of jews. but they were so well lit. and i don't mean the jews. >> i had a german name and i thought it was offensive. >> just two points i want to make and i will go to you, chris.

obviously aside from bill, you are the only nonstraight person here. isn't it insulting to gays to assume something like that wounds them? to say that -- like if somebody uses that word you are going to be, oh my god. how will i move on? how will i get up in the morning? >> i don't think it is insulting to assume that word wounds because it does. what is insulting is the reaction of the people like glad. that uh poll jerks quite honestly is insulting. it insults in tell inteligence. i would much rather have them come out and sarks i was an idiot. i shouldn't have said something stupid. instead of him coming out saying i will do a bunch of psa's for glad and go to re-education camp and i will never think bad thoughts. that's insulting. >> you know what he should have done considering he has a long line of quotes like this that are really dumb and what are you thinking and why are you saying this? you should call a spade a spade. i like cocaine.

>> i am a fat coke head. >> i am the worst example of hollywood. i am untalented and worth millions and i am a jerk. >> i like rush hour movies. >> i thought you were talking about the phenomenon of rush hour when you are stuck in a car. >> i just think -- look, i know brett. i don't know him well. i met him a couple times. >> goes to the bathroom a lot? >> i don't know. >> how crazy is it these days wherever you go you have to be tip toeing. i don't agree with what he said. i am not saying, say it all the time. but you can't say anything anymore. >> the lack of consistency is infuriating. when you consider that we are discussing what someone said versus what somebody did. look at this case at penn state, not to be a drag. but here is a guy who 10 years ago sexually assaulted several boys and he just lost his job, what, last week? >> and glad is silent on that.

they actually should come out and say that's disgusting, but they would rather focus on a comment. >> they would rather focus on whatever gets them attention. whatever gets them attention, whatever gets them in the media, whatever helps drive their fundraising, that's what they care about. >> here is the thing. there was a tweet earlier that this was an attack on free speech. is it in fact free speech? is it t wasn't like ratner was arrested. >> and also the academy, and i wish it was, is not america. it is not a democracy. you can get fired for doing stuff like that. we can rightly get fired for doing stuff like that. >> don't go through my e-mails, news corp. i hate when people say that. it shows they don't know what it is. >> losing your job because you said something stupid in public is not a violation. >> look, ratner should have come out and said you know what, i apologize. it should be end of story. instead he came out and did

this whole ridiculous letter. >> half of your sentence is the issue, ratner should come out. >> that would solve everything. they would hire him immediately. >> he has to have education and he will have to commit to doing a movie where the centerpiece is bullying. >> and will have to star chaz bono. >> and it will be pre screened by glad, and it will get advisors, tons of advisors, and he will become known for this as part of his wheel house. >> why doesn't he host the academy awards with something like 40 million viewers and use that to get the message across? >> you were right on that, eddie murphy did not want to do that. i like my kathy lee and hoda and i like my regis. he was looking for a way out. and this just gave it to him. >> it takes weeks of your life. >> wait, the tease is next?

i can't even get to the next story? jay that's amazing. we did it all on eddie. >> ?ie well, is being adorable harder than it looks? lori discusses her new book. for me it is easy, but for you it is impossible. look at that. but first, we are probably not going to do this story for a second day in a row. it does look like a porn set.

is cain's accuser a complaint abuser? one of the women saying he groped isn't a stranger to gripe. according to the ap three years after settling a sexual harassment charge with herman cain, they said at her next job about unfair treatment she

should be able to work from home after a car accident and accusing a manager of a sexually charged e-mail. she initially demanded thousands of dollars in payment, a leave of absence and a one-year fellowship at harvard's school of government. sthaz what i wanted. but the e-mail cited was a crappy joke that listed reasons men and women are like computers including men because, quote, in order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. and women because even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. i swear i wrote this. you may be wondering how pandas are respond together herman cain scandal. >> i was wondering, how do pandas respond to anything? lori, you are a woman. >> last i checked.

>> when you get an e-mail -- do you ever get e-mails like that? do you bother reporting them? >> i welcome them. at my advanced stage and stage of life, the more the merry yes, sir. -- merrier. no, it is a fine line scpru a different capacity of what you feel appropriate and everybody is different. especially in the workplace you have to be sensitive to that. >> you know what is funny though, these e-mails, i get them from relatives. it is part of the world of the internet. it is one of these things that is slowly going to go away. but how could you get upset over something as stupid as that? >> i will disable the forward button. literally it is like 10 a day. and at the bottom it shows the same thing. forward this to every person you know. everybody must know about this. >> do you admire the amount of effort that before the internet people chain mail you. when you did chain mail you

had to really put thought into it. >> put stamps and go to the post office. >> that was effort. >> now you click a button and your family hates you. >> exactly. chris, what does it say about your culture when these things become -- i am not taking away from her complaint because i don't know anything. >> you should because it is garbage. >> what a surprise. the woman who hires gloria allred. >> this is a different one. >> there are actually four of them. >> these are all -- >> you mean the complaints are garbage, not the women. >> they are all garbage. complete and total bs. and by the way, the sexual harassment laws in this country, it is completely and totally gotten out of control. literally anything can be considered sexual harassment. and there is real sexual harassment. sexual assault, and this type of garbage cheapens the actual

victims. >> i keep hearing about this guy, and he has been involved in so much sexual harassment, bill. >> you know why? he is latin. >> he is a latin lover. >> come on. >> is the lis son here that -- is the lesson that the chain e-mails are the harassment? >> yes, that's true. and the reason she got a sexually suggestive one is because she was at a workplace. and this happens at every workplace since e-mail was invented. you know what they did before e-mail? they would photocopy it. at least you know where people are coming from now. this might be skirless, but they are still guilty. >> don't back that horse, guys. >> we could go back and forth because we don't -- you know where there is smoke there is fire. as i explained earlier, it is not a real metaphor. you can get smoke from dry ice. >> it was interesting. i was actually smoking near a fire while sliding on a slippery slope. i don't know if you were aware of it.

>> that was at my water theme park. >> and then the park closed. >> allen, you work in an industry completely devoid of sexual harassment. so this must be absolutely foreign to you. >> i don't understand what the term actually means. in hollywood it is called getting a job. >> you are getting letters. >> i don't care. at least somebody would send me letters besides my dad. >> and he keeps sending you the chain e-mails. >> the same one. >> you get those too, the birth certificates. >> i get them from your dad. >> i believe you. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at fox news .com. stupid thing. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line, 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is a harasser. hee-haw rases me. -- he harasses me. >> tonight is brought to you by stat fews, the represent --

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welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. with that we go to andy levy. >> greg, thanks for taking your time reading that intro. >> which intro?

>> just now. >> i didn't know i was taking my time. >> which is fine. >> at least you are not being picky. >> i was thanking you. >> sarcastically, i might add. >> i don't believe you. >> if you want to continue to argue, about it, you can, but let's do the show. >> what story did you do? >> you might want to go back to the slow talk, actually. >> he resigns and eddie murphy steps down. chris, you said the real story here is the huh poke craw see of the left and particularly the gay left. okay, fine. more importantly, why do you people like to reherse? >> i don't like to reherse. >> really? >> not only was brett ratner offensive, but he was lying. >> lying, i wing everything. >> good to know. >> greg, you said the slurs never seem to really wound people except the actual people who make the slurs. >> that was actually a point that was brought up and i like to repeat. >> i am not sure it is

entirely true. i do think there are people in this particular case, there may be young, gay people who this might be hurtful to them. >> i think if we start perpetuating the idea that somebody that you don't even know that you have never met throws a clumsy, offhand come meant, it is somehow wounding to you. we are not helping anybody. you are supposed to teach people to say, it is not worth getting upset about this crap. the guy is a loser. ratner is a loser. >> and the thing, obviously, there is not many bigger losers than brett ratner. but the point is his one comment doesn't matter, but if it is over and over again and particularly for young people, like adults can shrug it off more easily. but if you hear stuff like that over and over again it might wear on you. >> i don't know. young adults are in better shape, so they can shrug faster. >> they can do more shrugs. >> i still do shrugs, but not as fast as i used to.

>> i can shrug220. >> i am glad we had that serious discussion over the very important issue. >> you said the apology seemed sincere scpirks agree, especially to the extent that greg said. i don't think he is a homophobe. i just think he is a huge tool. i agree with you, chris. if he stopped at "i said something stupid" it would have been better than the i look forward to working with glad crap. >> absolutely. it is amazing. >> can i say that i don't believe it is sincere. it is not sincere if you are scared. >> the thing is, i think it is sincere in the sense that he didn't mean it as a h ho mop ho -- homophobic slur. >> that's a good point. the point is, the joke he was making was something -- like people say when they are saying -- i don't know where it comes from, but whatever it is, it wasn't meant to be -- what are you looking at? >> i was looking at you because you were looking at

me. >> i am so freaked out right now. anyway -- clearly -- >> you know there is a reherser on the screen with us. >> oh please. when somebody says that it is clear they are not intending to be homophobic, so everybody knows that, yet they still feel compeled to drag them over broken glass because you can. and that's the key. the fact that you are given the opportunity to punish somebody even though you know he didn't mean what he meant, you still do it anyway because it doesn't matter. it is like what happened on twitter when that guy pretended to be me and tweeted the homophobic remark. even though i didn't say it, for some people it didn't matter because they enjoyed the exercise of expressing outrage. >> and we do not traffic in out rage -- outrage on this network, sir. >> that's an old line, bill, you know it.

the fact is we don't. >> wait, wait, wait. i am actually planning a point and you are being an idiot. >> lori, hi. >> hi, what is going on? >> how are you? >> how are you feeling? >> are you point together saging ratings of the oscars? i think you may be right depending on who they may pick to host. >> who do you think? >> i was thinking it should be tom cruise because he would reherse like crazy. he is a professional. >> i think people are going to watch regardless. i think this whole thing, people love controversy. >> you know what i love? >> it is rosie o'donnell and bozo make up. >> you know, they keep saying that every year they are going to shake things up. you can't shake things up every year. you have to establish a pattern before you can shake things up.

unless the pattern is crap. >> they have established a pattern of shaking things up, greg. >> i like the neil patrick harris suggestion. i think he is great. >> south park. >> i think the fact that he hosted the tonys and the emmys, they don't like to -- >> but the gay gustapo will be okay with that. >> and they have to be clear with the fwai gustapo. >> i have a solution, t re, stone and matt parker should be producing tre parker and matt stone. >> they are dopelganers. >> it would be the greatest oscars in the history of the oscar. >> you know what would be funny is beavis and butt head, the reset on that. >> i believe rut first to say sweat f atner. i googled it and got no hits.

i got no hits. lori, you said why didn't ratner just stay on and host the show and get his message of apology out. more importantly, i am guessing his resignation was 50% of firing. >> what do you think happened behind the scene? >> i think it was one of those things where it either resigns or we fire you. >> he was pressured out. i agree with you. also i do think if you want to punish ratner, make him watch a "glee yts marathon. >> i love "glee yts. >> after one episode of "glee" the novelty wore off. i like jane. >> you have to watch a bunch of episodes and be sick or something. >> there are people over here wretching. >> if it was called hate i would like it.

>> it was like most of hour high school. >> my high school wasn't like that. >> jane lynch could host that. >> jane lynch would be great. >> i am just waiting for the conversation to peter out. cain accuser has a spotty history. lori, you said you welcome e-mails like this woman got. but it is a fine line and people react differently. this woman was uh febded, but -- offended, and at some point you can say, sorry you were offended. part of interacting with people is you could get offended. >> 100%. as the conversation went on i think of my mother-in-law who sends me chain e-mails and it is easier to take the e-mail and send them back ha, ha, ha and say thanks. you have to suck it up. >>- q. i part of the reason it happens is because at a certain point when you are about to create a lawsuit, you sit down with a lawyer and

they say, write down anything and everything you could perceive as bag harassing -- being harassing and offensive. and maybe she didn't think it was a big deal. >> it would be interesting to know if and i haven't heard she had. when she got the e-mail did she respond and say, i find this -- don't send these things to me. i find this offensive. it seems that's how you denned that. -- that's how you end that. >> have i done that to you. >> whether you -- when you say offended you really mean aroused. i cracked your code. like anyone who knows you you defend everybody. >> i usually am. i am usually on the fence. >> this is shocking. >> but this is crap. it is a serial sex offender

for three years was at the national restaurant association. is there something about the association that brought out sex offenders. >> in your organization or any place you work, how do you deal with gay harassment, man on man, woman on woman? is it prevalent or less or treated with a tinge of humor? do you go, oh, no big deal? are you the harasser is what i am getting at. i knew it. >> i have never been harassed. you can't harass the willing. >> bill, you said sexually suggestive e-mails happen at every workplace. well, every place you worked. and i would like you to stop. >> lastly, allen, you said in hollywood sexual harassment is getting a job. that's happy madison productions.

i am done. >> thank you, andy. coming up, add adam levine is dead -- tired of making awful music. can't say i blame him. what does the president have against pot? probably his lips as he takes drag after drag of his fake birth certificate turned joint.

the president said we should all get high right now. wait, he didn't say that. they are announcing dubies saying it will not legalize marijuana because doing so, quote, will not provide the answer to any of the challenges associated with drug use. the statement comes in response to several petitions about pot. as part of the white house's we the people project that allows ordinary, but probably weird americans to get the attention of policy makers, via the white house website. well, it is time to finally discuss this topic. after all, it has been on our

show outline for a month. it is in the -- >> lightning round. >> oh, right. that was fast. allen, you hate pot. >> i know. i would never make a movie that was considered a stone near comedy. >> yes. i'm sure you are glad the petition was rejected. >> it is the challenge of trying to find weed on a friday. i mean, seriously. weed is basically legal in california. or it was until obama got all crazy. there was a pharmacy around the corner from my office. it is no longer driving to some seedy neighborhood. you literally get to go to the pharmacy. i know people with glaucoma and back problems. there is not a giant outbreak of anything in california.

>> it is amazing how many 18 and 19-year-old guys have glaucoma and back problems. >> it is an epidemic. >> what do you think is causing it, bill? >> but why is jerry lewis not on this? this should be his new drug. >> insomnia. it is pretty much a cure all drug. >> was the white house right to dismiss the debate. they didn't bother debating it. >> i wish we could legalize marijuana so the pro legalize marijuana people would shut the hell up. >> i mean, honestly, i don't really care about it. i think most people don't. it is dumb. >> i actually voted against legalizing marijuana in california. >> why? >> it was stupid. it is legal. leave it be. because of all of that, that's why the federal government got involved. >> if you do legalize it, go to lori, even though you are

high right now. >> it would be like the number one cash crop. >> it could be a generator and it was political. the federal government is cracking down and they are saying the pot dispense res are just fronts for illegal drug dealing and whatnot. >> duh. >> yeah, duh. >> bill, isn't the fact that people who do paw papa -- paw petitions are the ones who smoke the pot? >> sometimes they smoke the petitions and then they have nothing at the end of the day. i mean, i am shocked and sick of talking about it because it is so ridiculous.

we make really good weed. we make the weed that we can ship it to other countries. it is being legalized across the board, and we should just grow up as a country. here is what will have to happen. a couple more people need to die. when you look at the statistics, 18 to 32, they overwhelmingly need it to be legalized. they need one more push and it will happen. >> the irony of this is, bill, you will die before them. >> that's the problem. otherwise why would i be angry right now? next topic. should porn go airborne? an irish airline, is there any other kind, planted a screen of in flight for gnaw indicating. -- fornicating. yes, they want to launch a pay per view smut service to watch on ipads and smartphones. says the caa, michael owe leery, hotels around the the world have it, so why

shouldn't we? i don't know what hotels he is staying in, but that's disgusting. what type will the airline offer? here is a preview. >> we should have blurred that, at least for the identity of the turtle. he is probably now living a good life after the degrading career in goat turtle porn which we know is degrading. >> he had to stay at a half shell house first though, greg. sorry, america. >> lor -- lor reerks bad idea or great idea? >> air fare is going up. if this is a way they can charge the customers or air passengers if they want porn or video games on the airplane, that's great. if it keeps my air fare ticket prices down, i am in favor. >> i can't believe you would be sitting on a flight with some guy watching porn and not

be slightly concerned over what the consequences might be. but okay, lori. >> i love you. >> you know, earmuffs and blindfolds on my kids. air fare is ridiculous right now. they nickel and dime you for every thing. >> look, i'm all for it. it will give me an actual reason for having my blanket over my crotch the whole time for other reasons other than i am practicing my puppet show. if i have four and a half hours i am working on something. it is a project. there is the dumbest idea ever. >> it is dumb. here is why it is so dumb. not because there is any porn in general, but it is going to be the type of people who will watch porn on an airplane. it is like going to the gym. the naked guy in the locker room is never the 25-year-old hot trainer. it is the fat, hairy old guy. that principal will apply here and nobody will see that. >> remember how they had the

smoking section back in the day? they should just have a sex section. >> with rubber seats. >> you have to walk through that section to get to the bathroom. >> well they can have their own. >> bill, where do you stand on this? >> you really can't go on a transatlantic flight -- what is wrong? idiocracy, if you have not seen the film watch it. it is the most prophetic film on planet earth. and this is another example imr we -- why we are becoming it. we have to take a break and we will be back with a special tribute for a special person.

and now we would like to honor somebody special. bill king who died at the age of 89. his one panel cartoon started in 1960 and is now featured in 100 daily papers. we pause to remember his life work.

>> interesting fact, he only had one l in his name, bil. he left it off.

i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern for "the five." coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from sherrod small, and america's future foundation camille foster.

it is time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. allen, are your beard and hair in "jack and jill" real? >> i am a method actor. look at me. i gained 15 pounds for this appearance. >> and we appreciate that. >> anything for the show. that was actually a wig and a beard. when i was younger in the movie "happy gilmore" i had the wear with all to grow that much hair. no longer, sir. >> in "happy gilmore" that was your real -- >> yes. >> wow. that's amazing. >> i did not know that. >> we were in canada though. girls like beards. >> i didn't know that. >> chris, how are your efforts to undermind the traditional american family going? >> phenomenally. as part of my effort to undermind the family, we adopted a four-month-old dauchsen.

and as part of our plot, we will be spending thanksgiving with my parents and his parents. >> i want to say the fact you are allowed to adopt a dog disgusts me. >> three of them. >> what do they do to the dogs, andy? >> it is confusing for the dogs, i think. >> the dogs hang out with other dogs. >> how many do you have? smooth or long haired? >> one is a corgie. >> adorable. >> and they are totally gay. >> and they weren't until they got in my house. >> yes, they were. >> lori, what is up with the market tanking like 400 points? >> 400 points today. europe, greece, and now a bigger economy, italy, watch where it goes next. we had our first u.s. go belly up because of its exposure to greek debt. it is scary. the indications are up for another s