please always remember the spin stops here because we are and finally, come on, that's did ashton kutcher's tweet really go up? andy? >> thank you. >> why?

see i told my wife this would look out of date, and she said it wouldn't. >> blame it on your wife. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with fox news ebt ertainment cory spawn denned, courtney f ry el. and bill schulz who thinks he is at the mall of america. and sitting next to me is comedian joe derosa. his newest comedy is return of the revenge of the son of the daughter of the return of the depression or something like that. and his pages are dense, but they make no sense. >> today in "the times." he writes an op-ed about how china candy feet america. he says the first homeland to replace america as the pre-eminent global power they will have to win hearts and minds abroad. our asian adversaries will soon be here. and i for one welcome the new

communist over lords. there is a trusted news source that could be rounding up others from their msg caves. >> longer and longer every time, and they make less and lessons. >> i don't like the camera angle that has an elbow. >> is more of a pity for the super committee? it is going to be one of those nights. the 12-member deficit conjunction was created in august and asked to find $1.3 trillion in savings. on monday they released a statement saying, quote, sorry for sucking, america. actually they didn't. who is to blame for the committee not living up to its name? the herman cain train released the following statement early monday saying, quote. monday saying, quote.

and the other democratic party are standing ecclectic and refusing to hike taxes during obama's great recession. needless to say president obama takes a slightly different view of things. >> there are too many republicans in congress who refused to listen to the voice of reason and compromise coming from outside of washington. they continue to insist on pro protecting $100 billion of tax cuts for the wealthiest of americans at any cost. >> meanwhile, is newt gingrich actually happy things got so crappy? >> it depends on what the president and the congress do. i think it is gonna fit, and it should fit. >> as always, let's go live to whisker wrestle theater where they hillary enact the -- will reenact the talks between the two parties.

>> who knew the super committee would allow biting? this never had a chance of working, did it? >> when you are dealing with $1.2 trillion it is not less spending over 10 years, but the projected $10 trillion increase that will happen as it is. we are already dealing with such a small amount of money, it was a kick the ran down the road so our policy makers wouldn't have to make tough decisions in august when they had the debt ceiling deal. and it looks like we are kicking the ball down the road again. >> mayor bloomburg took a shot on monday. they said it is the chief's job to bring everybody together. should obama take some of the blame? >> one year ago president obama had the report issued by the debt commission he put together.

he threw in in the garbage where these presidential commission reports go. they put a serious plan on the table. not everyone liked it. there was a lot i was bt -- wasn't thrilled with. and he could have used it as a point to push a serious compromise. >> joe, does the super committee's failure anger you or did you tune in, turn on and drop out like your fellow committee members? >> i read up on it a little bit. >> thanks, joe. >> i agree with everything you are saying. i think it was a farce from the beginning. i think putting these two parties together to try to solve this dilemma is ridiculous. they have fundamental differences to solving this prop. -- solving this problem. it is like putting sign

scientists into a room and saying find out this missing link thing. it would never work. >> courtney, worst named thing in history. there was nothing super about this at all. >> only in congress can you get away from something like -- away with something like this. any other boss would fire his employees if hay said you need to get this done for the sake of the company, and then they go on a one-month vacation and then quit. >> i have been getting through with it for a longtime. >> you don't have a boss. >> you raise a good point, and congress' boss is us. maybe in 2012 we will fire our employees. >> it did seem doomed from the beginning. someone is getting fired. you're fired. >> they are trying to equate that the republicans didn't want tax increases and as if these two things are equal. tax increases no matter how much you put on the wealthiest

americans it will not do anything for fiscal crisis. entitle entitlement reform is what is needed. that's where the money s. tax increases make people feel good and maybe that's what they are looking for, a appearances. >> once again, you have republicans blaming democrats and democrats blaming republicans. this is all we do now. >> that's what congress does, and that's why the american people have a lower approval rating over anything else. >> absolutely. >> bill, have you been railing about the failure of the super committee. i disagree with newt gingrich who is happy it failed. >> i was doing rails. >> the computer was blocking you. >> i was sweating and feeling weird. it was a mistake all the way around. i think -- i feel like -- you have this grover for qi's guy who made all of the people sign this thing, no taxes, not

ever, no how. and then they put their fingers in the air saying, i'm not listening. democrats are flexible on these entitlements. many refuse to go an inch on the no taxing thing. if taxing the rich and they are the lowest they ever have been, well since 1952, is taxing going to solve it, no. is it a start in it sure is. and that's not the coke talking. i came down awhile ago. >> speaking of the coke, i am glad he replaced the coke brothers. >> they are still up there. there are three meatballs of conduct. >> because they didn't have a plan $600 billion in defense spending could be cut. panetta said it would be devastating for our military and put us at the lowest troop levels since world war ii and lowest number of ships since world war ii and i think if he doesn't try to reverse that he

should resign. > the committee is supposed to trigger this $1 .2 trillion in cuts. you have congressmen iaying they will introduce bills to get rid of that. obama said he would retoe the bills. that's like the super committee. the super committee was set up to kick the can down the road like everybody said six months ago. and i feel like this automatic trigger is the same kind of thing. they set it in there, and now congress is going to go, well, we have to stop that. maybe we will kick it. >> it doesn't kick into 2013. >> from what i read, the defense cuts, they would have to start planning earlier. >> that's only been the big untouchable elephant in the room. is that such a bad thing? how about a new phrase, go big or go drone. we have proven we don't need a lot of troops to kill a lot of people. maybe we should start rethinking how we spend our

money. >> why do you hate the troops, bill? >> i love the troops. that's why i would rather have robots do the job for them. i do not fear the incoming robot insurrection. all hale terminator. from red faces to red eyes. the university of california davis placed annette spicuzza after wall street getting hit by pepper spray on friday. and because we are not a radio show we will show you the video. >> chill out, officer. you don't need to get so excited. the uc president in a statement about the co-ed caw lamb ma tee, free speech is

part of the university. it has long been essential to our history. it is something we must protect with vigilance. the next day they stuck it to the man or in this case the woman creating an eerie wall of silence against the school chancellor as she left a campus building following a three-hour standoff. take a loorks take a lookers -- take a look, take a lookers. >> i think this might have been more awkward than joe derosa's walk of shame. >> i am going, what joke do i have to be? >> one co-ed asked to be identified as hootie was traumatized, but immediately sent to an on campus therapeutic massage parlor.

>> stay strong my wide-eyed protestor. joe, when you see that video and the people sitting there, it seems pretty screwed up. but is it, or is it not? or is it? >> there is a dark side and a light side to pepper spray. it hurts, thalz the bad -- that's the bad part burkts it comes in the fun colors. yes, it is messed up. i was pepper sprayed in college. >> what did you do? >> i was drunk and naked and protesting which is my word for urinating in the police station. they thought it was uncalled for and pepper sprayed me. i thought that was a little much. >> i think you made up that story jie. i did. >> i never heard of a jewish police guy. >> i can't believe they just

sat there and took it. i would have got up and ran uh -- away. >> they were just -- i mean, you raise a good point. they were sitting there, and the cops basically said "we are going to pepper spray you." so you are saying -- you would be a horrible protestor. >> i think they deserved to be sprayed. they have had their free speech for like two months. i am unclear of their message, and now it is time to move on and be productive. >> it is weird somebody with blonde hair and blue eyes would have an opinion so harsh. i can't believe you think they deserve -- they were just sitting there. >> they were blocking the entrance. >> that was literally like whack a mole if the moles never went back down. >> i would finally be good at that game. >> i want to go to something that joe said. i know you said in the green

room you miss the days when police used billy clubs. joe says they were just sitting there which, granted they were. but they were blocking access and doing whatever and told to move, they didn't move. what should the police do? >> i think the university can say anyone who remains there will be expelled from the university. that would have a consequence worse than pepper spraying them. it would be less offensive in my mind. what i find interesting is the cop did it nonshaw lantly. >> it seemed like it is a comedy movie with danny mcbride. he is walking back and forth and taking his job too seriously. >> there is an internet show of the cop and him and they replaced the students with flowers. it is really good. bill, what did you make of the students giving the chancellor the silent treatment? >> creepy. both those videos are creepy. the guys sitting there and the cop is nonshaw lantly doing his thing with the pepper spray. and her walking out super

slowly. and they are sitting there wall of silence. if their was revenge to make her feel really weirded out, mission accomplished. but in the bigger part, i think occupy wall street needs to declare a victory and move on. as much as i hate the cliche, they changed the national conversation from austerity to jobs. i think they have. the fact they aren't any and wall street has gotten off way too easy. i think ohio was attributed the ohio union went against the governor's wishes. they got this. now grab your gold and move on. >> maybe they will make stronger public defecation laws now. >> i am not exactly sure what their -- -- >> students and faculty are calling for the chancellor to resign, and she says she won't. should she? >> as always i go to "star wars" episode one. they call the chancellor to

step down and then an empire wasen stated. i don't think it is a good idea. s that what happens. >> do you think there is anyone at the university that would be like a jar-jarbinks. >> i think that is an immature question. no, i don't think the chancellor should step down. i don't think it solves the problem. if you want to parallel it to the thing i have with brett ratner at the oscars. >> please. >> he makes a comment that is construed as homophobic. they say, as long as you say you won't produce the oscars that will be okay. well that doesn't solve the initial issue. her stepping down won't do anything. the behavior of the campus police needs to change. >> ras question, courtney, do you carry pepper spray in your purse? >> i have a little be dazzle me and i hear it is illegal in new york. >> good you just mentioned it.

>> it is so pretty. >> i never had to use it. >> any chance you can use it on bill right now? >> no, i don't know whare it is. -- i don't know where it is. >> you don't know where it is, otherwise i would be crying blood right now. >> the sad thing is, i don't think in an emergency i would be able to use it. >> i would squirt it backwards. >> have to move on. coming up, why is the liberal media trying to ruin a great day for nascar? a fair and balanced discussion coming up. you are watching "red eye."

why is the crowd reaction getting lots of traction? on sunday michelle obama and dr. biden were in miami at nascar's sprint cup rally to help families. when the pair were introduced

and give the pre race command which is i believe, gentlemen, turn your key in your vehicle to start the ignition process, scattered booze could be heard. >> please welcome our grand marshals ssergeant andrew barry, first lady of the united states, michelle obama and dr. jill biden as they deliver the most famous words in motorsports. >> gentlemen, start majoren -- start your engines. >> start your engines seems awkward. anyway, the associated press says the pair received a standing ovation earlier at the driver's meeting. also, this guy --

>> i can't decide whether to boo or applaud either. he was so good right up until the end. >> i will boo-plaud. no matter your politics booing the first lady is low class. but it sounded like it wasn't the whole crowd. it was a somewhatering of -- smattering of booze. >> it was disgusting. it is classless. you don't have to agree with her husband. you might not like she tells you what to eat. she is the first lady and she is there for the military and military families. it makes me hate nascar even more than i already do. >> we can talk about that later. joe, make your stupid nascar -- >> what a cackle. >> what a surprise the two independent free thinking women, one which happen to be black were booed at nascar. >> are you disgusting. >> they are closed minded -- it is nascar.

>> how many nascar fans do you know besides me? >> you. 100% of the ones i know i base my opinion on. >> you think i would do something like that? >> i have seen you do. i have seen you say, take off your top to women walking down the street. >> only on wednesday. >> those weren't women. >> courtney, is the booing another indication of how divided our country is politically, or is it some fans being jerks because they are jerks. >> it sucks. they were there to thank our military and saw support them and militar support should not be partisan. >> i completely agree. >> bill, you get booed walking down the street by tourists and food vendors and whatnot. >> sure. >> any tips for how the first lady should shrug us off? >> she already shruged us off. they might not have been booing her for thanking nascar for supporting military families. they could have been booing joe biden who is a -- is

yelling out start your engines which is sacred. the real winners are real americans. >> joe biden was not there. >> i thought he was there with the first lady. >> dr. jill biden. >> are we talking about a trans sexual? i don't support that either. >> going off what you -- just wondering if dash dosh why are you on the show? >> what else does biden have to do? why wasn't he there? >> does anybody think they were booing the military? >> no. >> but here is the thing for me. we get to hear all of the time about how the people that occupy wall street deaf pho indicating on cop cars and doing stuff like that are not representative of the movement and of their infiltrators, but the minute something like this happens, i see liberals saying nothing but oh all nascar fans are racist and all nascar fans

are there, and it pisses me off. >> if the tea party did half of the things that occupy wall street did, maybe they would deserve the condemnation that was spouted. >> i agree. >> from a perm place, my opinion -- from a personal place, my opinion of nascar is just as broad as wall street. when people get into large groups like that, they start acting like more rones. >> but also your opinion is invalid. >> that's right. >> i need to take off my talk show host hat and put on my nascar fan hat. >> and the last word goes to me jie. what sucks about this, is sunday is one of the most exciting days in nascar history and i hate what some people are talking about are the actions of classless jerks in assisted of the excitement of what happened on the track and my man tony stewart won the sprint cup championship. >> by the way, office depot, we want your advertisement. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us.

or call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from paul mccurio. >> the insects with two pairs of brightly colored wings that develop from cater pillars. thanks, butterflies.

welcome back. let's find out if we have got -- gotten anything wrong so far. >> courtney, you are the woman

in the group, does this tie look too wide? >> you know, i think it is a little outdated. >> oh, come on. >> the skinny ties -- >> come on. >> it is a sweater. >> are you wearing a t-shirt under that because it looks like you are not and that's creepy. >> no. >> well, i didn't make fun of your tie. leave me out of it. red means stop. >> super committee, andy, the committee last met before today on november 1st. so 20 days later. don't you think given the deadline they have they should be meeting with more frequency with which you have sex? >> well, they already met more than once. so they already topped that. i don't see what the big deal is. keep your facts straight if you will try to make jokes. >> i think i made a fact tour -- i was on . >> i think you tried to put me down, and i turned it around against you. >> you are not allowed to see that to the guest am buds man.

>> you say that every time you do this. it never really is that way. >> jaime, don't you think this super committee proves once and for all that the smaller government is no bigger than big government? >> because there is a smaller number of people? >> yes. >> i don't think it would prove that. >> because they haven't accomplished anything congress couldn't accomplish. are we not reading the same story? >> i don't think if you get a small group of i'd logical people you might not get very much accomplished. if you get a large group of like-minded people, you would get something accomplished. >> right. but if we have cuts in medicaid, medicare, isn't that like raising taxes on people? they would then have to spend more money on things that are subsidized for the government so it is a wash? >> if you look at medicare over the next 80 years it is like $80 trillion in unfunded lie builts. that's where the money s. that's what needs to be reformed. everything else is dancing around the edges.

>> all right, joe, you talked about the missing link and trying to find the missing link. if you look two people over, bill. >> i know that. the bible sufferers wouldn't agree with it. >> courtney you said nothing was accomplished, but don't you think they unified everybody's hatred toward them and policies in general? >> for sure. totally agree with you there. >> i pulled a little poll information and the current congressional approval rating is 12%. bill, is that too high? >> it is too high. i think the people that were before them was also too high. if that is the cream of the crop and they deserve the word super, the entire congress is slop. i am outraged. >> and also, jaime, for the gop, isn't it always sort of going back to the protecting of the wealthiest people?

is it sort of like -- isn't the gop like the caymen island banks with legs at this point? >> i guess the point is, you can raise the taxes on the wealthy all you want. you can raise them to 100%. you can confiscate all their wealth. it will not make a difference. it is all in the entitlement program. that's where the money is. >> have i to jump in here. the republicans are not just saying, oh we don't want the rich to pay more taxes. they don't want anyone to pay more taxes. they have to protect the tax cuts for the wealthy. >> but you can't cut a deficit comby just cutting spending and not raising revenue. >> can't you? >> no. >> by moving on the pepper spray. jaime, you said that you kind of eluded to the fact that occupy wall street is sort of really kind of about defecation.

is that all you are taking from the movement? did you take it was from factories? >> once again, paul, i don't think the comparison is a particularly good one. >> i think it is a great one. have i been down to the occupy bc movement which is the washington, d.c. version. it is not a coherent message going on. they are angry. if you read reports all across the country, there are a lot of publish igs locations. -- publications. >> what does that have to do with a sit in? >> i don't think that is a right thing to do. i said that. i think that is a poor thing to do. >> you were cheering. >> you are the one that wanted -- if i recall correctly you wanted billy clubs. you can check the tape later, but i'm pretty sure. >> i said that was wrong. >> that is my new lounge opening up in chelsea. everyone who mentions "red eye" gets half off at the

door. anyone who wears t-shirts can see this is is the new hotness. >> you said they could have walked away. it defeats the purpose of what they are trying to do. would you have suggested gandhi eat a sandwich? >> i am yawning during this story. i am so over it. i don't want a pop quiz on occupy wall street right now. >> are you allowed to say this on this show? i didn't know you could tap out like that. >> you should consider it some time. >> i am doing that from now on. >> just a little background, uc davis recently proposed an 81% tuition hike, and they pepper sprayed the students they want to pay it. this is a little like my super doubling my rent when i ask

him to fix it and he throws draino in my face. >> it is like watching schindler's list thinking it is about the factories. >> we go on to nascar. andy, could you put that hat back on for a second? >> i could, but i won't. >> well, i just want everybody to know i don't think you look like a nas nascar dude. you look like a stock boy dude at office depot. joe, the nascar people are closed minded. i agree with you that it wasn't about a military -- it wasn't a big military comment that was being made there. it was divided politics going on. what is it that jill biden has done that is so offensive to these people? that's like yelling at the guy who runs the white house gift shop, right? >> you lost me halfway through the explanation. i have been waiting to call you lou castello tie all this time, and now is my chance to do it. >> it is 3:00 a.m. in the

morning eastern time. we are a little tired. >> are you really not surprised -- courtney, are you surprised they had such hate for both -- or at least anger toward these two women? >> are we still on occupy wall street? >> do you want to go home now? did anybody tell you there was a full show that didn't end after the b block? >> let me jump in here. again, if you listen to the video, it is clearly 75,000 people there. that was nowhere near 75,000 people booing. that is some jerks booing. >> i understand that. i didn't say all nas are ka -- nascar fans are jerks. >> we have been having a lot of fun with this. when you got that tie from the howard was steel line, did it increase the value that he had? >> i have a question, paul, how many times did you use

this with that tie? i'm doing something right now. >> go away. coming up, a full segment dedicated to ig -- igloos. about time. and what is the real reason demi gave ashton the boot? i guess she has had enough with the silly hats.

why is demi dumping the dummy? i speak of demi moore and ashton kutcher who announced their divorce. and they said it was not ashton's cheating or the fact she saw "dude where is my car" that made up her mind. it was sup ton's tweet defending joe paterno. she said, it was as if things were progressing and then when ashton messed up on twitter it messed things up.

he just didn't care and it reminded her of the embarassment he caused her with the embarassment of the cheating. let's skaws this in the -- >> lightning round. >> do you think she is divorcing him because of the tweet? >> he has embarassed her one too many times. i love talking about this much more than the other stories. it is like a soap opera. new details are coming out all the time. the latest rumor and reports from random sources is that they allegedly had an open marriage and that was the deal. ashton kind of got caught too many timent's and demi was apparently by sexual. they had three-soms and ashton wanted out for a longtime and demi was the one who was insecure about the age difference. >> i likes. >> joe, along these various rumors that courtney is referring to, tmz says ashton tried to do a kobe by buying her $100,000 lexus hybrid for her birthday to get back in

her good graces, but it didn't work. isn't that selfish of her? >> why do they equate that to kobe? i don't see what they have to do with each other. >> i i knew we should have had a comedian on. >> you you can't even pronounce my name. >> i know. i can't stop. i am always on, kid. is it selfish of her for not saying -- no that's not selfish. what does that even mean? if she is done with the marriage, done with the relationship and she feels he has betrayed her, $100,000 shouldn't change her mind no matter what form it comes nright? >> i was joking by asking if it was selfish of her. >> well, you disguise your joke so well. >> actually smart people get them. >> jaime, one report says the couple is worth like $290 million. do you feel bad for them for what they will have to go through to split this up? >> maybe they will do it am

mick caw blee. it reinforced don't drink and droif and don't tweet if you are aned yet. this is just another life joe paterno has ruined. >> it is true. >> bill, you have got the scoop on all things ashton these days. any predictions on who he will date next? >> no, more of an observation. we make fun of ashton's maybe look of an iq, how stupid is demi? i forgot you cheat on me, but you do this tweet and now me remember, and me leave. that's essentially what she just said by doing that. that tweet reminded her -- she is with all of the crap in her right now, the amount of botox she has hulk-like characteristic. >> she is natural. you shut your mouth. >> i will tell you who the big winner is, ashton. >> no, bruce willis is the big winner. >> cashed out. >> sucker. >> he had her during "gi jane"

time which might not have been that fun either. a group of michigan mothers have become the group of cheerleaders foir their son's high school football game. when they couldn't field a cheerleading squad due to lack of interest, the moms took to the sidelines and even organized a pep rally with a makeshift pyramid. >> good for the moms? >> i love it. i think it is so cute they did this. i was never a cheerleader, so now this gives me hope one day i can do this for my son. >> jaime, high school is hard enough. playing football makes you part of the cool group. then you have your mom cheerleading. does that completely nullify that? >> they can't get girls to cheer for them, so it is like you can't get a prom date so the mother comes instead? >> joe, the kids have to hate this, but they probably can't speak up, right?

>> they shouldn't because i have never seen such a delicious kind of cheerleader in all my life. the moms put these kids in a crap position. of course the kids hate it. they can't say anything because then the mom goes upstairs crying halfway through dinner and you get the speech from your dad, you know, your mom is just trying to help you out. it is awful. >> i agree. bill, you are a former cheerleader. i believe we have tape. >> so, as a former cheerleader, bill, how do you feel about this? >> is there a better word than outrage? >> let me tell you something. what they are doing is be smir ofing an art form where there is lots of practice and choreography to get it right

on the field. what you have are these over the hill, overweight moms pretending it is so easy to pick up pom-poms and go out there. i tell you something, i tumble for you. they tumble for themselves. it is time to take a break. when we return, we will talk about the target paw petition.

so, we can't do the target paw session story because joe has a conflict of interest, so it is mail time. the address is mail time at fox news .com. eric from canton, georgia leads things off with a let tore greg. "i remember you on the streets of new york city of new year's eve a couple years ago talking about a couple on the streets and being on drugs. did not go over well." >> yes, eric dealing with drug addicted australian couples does not go well as you put. it they were drug addicts and from australia. what part of that equation seems like fun to you? be glad mr. gutfeld deals with this species of human so you don't have to. now go punch yourself, if you

catch my drift. >> as always, we disassociate ourselves from what the robots says. another e-mail, "can i booy on -- can i be on your show? i am not funny too." >> these robots are not able to process the concept of humor. i don't have a show as of yet, but i have several offers from the e network with regards to being the next suitor to one kim kardashian, so i will keep you posted. i am looking forward to adding some robotic junk to her reality tv. >> of course i should add that steve, your mom thinks we are funny. jordan e-mails "when can i purchase season four on red eye or blue ray. >> thanks for writing, jordan. i know not of this that you speak of. but i have used the droid name blue ray. it did not take long for me to realize that ray was not.

in fact, working late, but controlling the robot bars of the in search of all matters of industrial strength hoovers. thanks for bringin up a really dark time in my life a-hole. >> and finally aaroner mails us, "i love the show. i have been watching the entire time you have been on. i think it would be funny if greg asked andy if y'all have gotten anything right so far." >> aaron, you say you love the show. i am intrigued. are you single? please send me a picture of yourself and i will scan it. perhaps we can meet. do you like poetry? i do. especially -- and what was the question again, sexy pants? >> i don't know about these robots. >> they are getting hornier and hornier.

they need some groupies, stat. we will close things out with a post game wrap up. for more go to foxnews.com/redeye.

coming up tomorrow, greg returns to host. he will be joined by shaw rad small, fox news co anker is patti ann -- co anchor, patti ann browne. and ron mauro. it is time to go back to paul mccurio for the post game wrap up. >> hello. i didn't see you there. >> courtney, i heard you got some exciting news today. >> yes. well, i accidentally left my oven on, and i'm pregnant again. i found out today that i am having a girl.

>> i thought she literally left her oven on. >> do gas ovens give you a girl and electric give you boys, is that how it works? >> i don't even know how this happened. >> it is very simple, and we shouldn't get into it here, paul. very inappropriate question. >> is it jaime's? >> no, it is my husband's. and i'm 19 weeks and due in april. >> congratulations. >> and you are leaving fox news, i hear. >> i am not leaving fox news. i am transferring out to los angeles. it makes more sense to be there for the entertainment industry. i will be more. >> joe, any upcoming gigs? >> i am doing a charity event this weekend at the gilbertville fire company in gilbertville, pennsylvania. it is this saturday, the 26th of november. we are raising money for top soccer and berk's ajax

scholarship fund. there are a lot of people coming and a few tickets left. come out and support the kids. >> do you go down a fire pole in a jaunty way? >> not at this venue. at another one i work at, but it is not a comedy thing. it is more serious jie. the two words i least associate with you are funny and celebrity. explain how you are trying to become the funniest celebrity in dc? >> yes, november 30th improve in washington, d.c. is the funniest celebrity contest and benefits breast cancer research. i will be competing with other people. so it should be some fun. if you are in the area, come out and watch. >> i will be at the fort lauderdale improve on december 2nd through the 4th. if anybody is in florida and wants to come out, especially andy's people down there. >> what do you mean by that? >> office depot stock boys. >> thanks, paul. >> good night. >> take care.