for the food. happy thanksgiving. see you tomorrow. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld and we are coming to you live from fox news headquarterses and not a makeshift studio across from a rumored taylor lautner sighting. that would be messed up with bad priorities if i dragged everybody across town because of a rumor. what kind of unrealistic hopes or deep-seated insecurities would get me to do that? andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? help me, help you, america. something, something, something, occupy wall street. yea! and should women be allowed to serve in combat units or should they just stay in the kitchen. apparently those are the only two choices. 2011, people. and finally a toronto school

band, football, soccer bails and baseballs from the playground. >> thank you, andy. >> happy world toilet day, greg. >> what? >> it is world toilet day. >> this better not be an excuse for toilet humor. >> the organization created world day let day to create awareness of the struggle 2.6 billion people face every day without proper clean sanitation. >> that sounds like a good thing. >> and it is a good day to remember the precursor to the modern flushing toilet was designed in five 1996. >> that's -- five 1596. >> that's true,. >> and it is hard to calculate how many lives effective sanitation including toilets have saved throughout the years. >> what is your problem with toilets? >> huh? >> i know something is bothering you. >> it is not that i hate toilets, but i was playing poker and wept in with a straight. >> what happened? >> it beat me with a flush. >> i warned you about the

toilet humor. >> that was a long road for something so -- >> did you like the payoff? >> no. let's welcome our guest. she is so steamy she fogs up mirrors on the sun. i am here with the former prosecutor and the co-host of "the five." great show. at 5:00 p.m. eastern on fox newschannel if case you don't know what time it is on, even though it is called "the five." if lil lair tee was a boxcar hobos would ride him across country. his latest cd is called "pro joyce" a little word play there. and he is dead on the inside as well as the outside. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and his beard has eight essential vitamins and minerals. two things. and he occupies the bottom of bird cages. it is our "new york times" correspondent. >> during the times she writes about feline obstacle courses. where in become fixtures of

the cad should is. in one competition andrew levey was immediately disqualified and later thrown in jail due to having his cats perform an obstacle known as chocolate tub thumping of the it was monstrous. >> greg? >> thank you. >> shut up. >> up shut. >> it will be a shrine to their whines. i speak of an archive planned at the smithsonian. the national museum of american history, if it indeed exists, is seeking relics from their rhetoric, dispatching reps to collect materials such as protest signs from the anti-capitalist crusaders. it is part of the mission to, quote, document the spirit of american democracy in the american political process. part of the spirit of the occupy yes, sir seems to be annoying the crap out of people. like on thursday when protesters in new york city attempted to clog the subway system irking commuters and

scaring kids, few of whom are among the 1%. and speaking of evil wall street types, some are starting to push back. >> these people have no jobs and are in our way. >> you are protesting against the protesters. >> we are trying to peacefully stop. every protestor needs a little resistance. we work on wall street and can't get to work because these people are in our way. >> you are on the other side. >> get out of here. >> meanwhile, you know who is not getting caught up in the conflict? >> sorry, i know it is 2011, but i don't approve. i don't need to see that. in your bedroom, it is okay.

but not on tv. >> if it was a dog and a dog you would be fine with it. >> that's terrible. >> the tea party has a hat and i have asked this many times. what is the symbol of occupy wall street. >> you really hate these guys. >> i am just tired of talking about them. >> that's why you hate them. they all got their job. >> exactly. they make my life easier. >> i am back liking these guys again. the reason is that it should be documented because people can use it to discuss government incompetence like with greece. they have the idiot throwing the molotov cocktail because of cuts. that's dumb, but when people talk about government beurocracy they can go, well, you want what happened in greece to happen to us? we need this to discuss government blunders. the one thing you have see -- don't tase me, bro. >> if you get your heads put open and you see the camera just go -- with the blood

going down like that, it is staring right at it like clipt eastwood. >> -- clint eastwood. >> they are all wooses. i have to move on to jesse. they are now trying to screw with people's commutes. is that a bad idea or a really bad idea? >> yes, it is not -- you are not getting the right people. what you should do is pick an individual rich guy and f with his commute. you know what i mean? that's why i sent my dog to take a dump on dana vachon's heli ipad today. >> really? >> you don't have a dog. >> i saw the pictures, and that was not done by a dog. but who does that hurt? dana vachon's dad's servants. they are not touching anything. toilet humor is not necessary when you are trying to make a point, especially ones as

serious we make tonight on "red eye." i will shut up. support for the movement seems to be slipping. and now you can see people protesting the protesters. could this get ugly? >> now i am happy. now i am happy. somebody is down there speaking their mind. i like the guy in the nice little overcoat, kashmir, very nice. he is protesting because he can't get to work. there are plenty of people here who want to work and want to occupy the subway and nobody can get to work. you are preventing people who care and have a work ethic and have a pulse and want to get something done. >> unlike bill who i think we should kill you and stuff you and send tout smithsonian because you were the first media person there. >> i was there when it was peace peaceful and they lost me with the subway. no 1 percent ride the subway. the 99%ers ride the subway. you did it one time. >> yes, with him. i even took a picture all pan i can inked and pressed up against it -- all panicked and

pressed up against it. >> is that gum on my cam ma sol? >> it is true. >> only 1 percenters i have seen on the subway, and that is mayor bloomburg for a advertisement. i saw coams on the subway and i would like to think about what kind of conversation we could have had. >> actually by the end of the ride the entire car left where i was sitting. >> for reasons we can't get into. gavin, maybe i am being a little harsh. you have kids. >> i do. >> and in the subway they surrounded these kids and yelled at them. you would not stand for that. you would beat them up. >> i would bite their eyes. there is a thing with kids you don't know what you are doing. you feel this rage and want to pull out the lids and eat the eyeball. if they were my kids it would be the end of the world. do we have footage of them saying, kids suck, rich kids! > i believe we ran it, just

agree with me, yesterday, but you weren't here. >> we had it. >> i was with them yesterday, and they just seemed like some fun hippies going on on walk. >> what happened was they crowded the subway, and then people were taking their kids to school and they were shouting just generally in at direction, and somebody yelled like follow the kids. that's what caused the whole ruckus about leave the kids alone, and parents were saying -- we are calling them terrorists. >> everybody is turning on them. are you getting this? it is over. occupy is over. they are not getting sympathy. democrats are running away from them like they have the bubonic plague. they should. who terrorizes children? >> the flip side of that is in seattle the cops pepper sprayed an 87-year-old woman and a pregnant lady. you can say occupy yes, sirs go after kids, but the man goes after fetuses. >> are you terrible. last word to you, freshly killed thug. >> you have done it again.

>> did you actually interview any of those kids? any one was a [bleep] capitalist. seriously. >> eat his eyeballs. >> you know what they said about detroit? they said give it to canada. who cares? >> we didn't see that on tape. >> i would also add that the only thing worse than new york kids are british kids. they are real bad kids. >> british kids are scary. >> you know why. >> they are evil. >> they don't have good dental care. >> and most children are scary to you because they tower a good three or four feet over you. >> and adults in england, delightful man babies. did you see arthur? he would not hurt a fly. >> we have to move on. from vermin to women. should we let the ladies send our enemies to hates? congress wants to answer that question. after ordering the military to review policies on women in

combat, that report is proving difficult to finish as the different services have different opinions on the matter. the pentagon's current policy is not to allow them to serve in combat battalions such as infantry, armor and special forces. the washington times, a paper, says they are studying at least three options for their report. i feel a list coming on. one leaving everything in place. two opening up some roles and physical requirements would feel like you are disqualified. th is a lot to read. and on three, lifting the ban and allowing women to serve in all compact positions. >> no. >> in other military news, they unveiled a hyper son nick -- a hypersonic weapon capable of striking anywhere in an hour. i believe we have tape.

>> i had one of those. went to a doctor, kimberly. turned out antibiotics go the rid of them. you are a woman. some say attractive, and i might agree with they will. is it time to lift the ban on ground combat with women? >> i disagree with option 3. but i do believe option 2 if you could limit it with requirements like special ops, green berets and navy seals and that type of thing, that will be too much for the majority of women some could probably do it. >> have you seen seen "gi jane"? >> i have. >> look at her. she was just as tough as a man. and she got the same haircut. >> that is demi moore who is also heroicly divorcing. >> and the boulder she's was carrying at the time, those were not government. >> jesse or car thief from boston who wandered on to the set by accident. you said in the green room women should stick to making sandwiches and i was shocked because this is 2011.

>> that was racist. >> i'm glad you joined me in condemning this. >> i didn't have the balls to bring it up in the green room. the president is black. women can make sandwiches. i swear to god. no, look, i think this is fine. yes, of course, women can do everything the guys can do. i'm sure there are individual women who are better than individual guys and individual activities, but why do we have to keep acting like the sexes are equal. and i don't mean physically. most women could kick my ass. it is just -- why do you want to do that? you know what i mean? as dudes, we are just equiped that way. when we were kids, that's all we did. what if a thousand ninjas burst in here. we sharpened sticks in the woods and built 40s. -- forts. we play apocalypse. little girls, they play house

and have tea parties. they are planning for best case scenario. little girls play for the best dinner party you could possibly have fictitiously 30 years into the future. it is just not in their dna. >> i think you made a lot of female fans tonight. >> i'm just saying. >> gavin, i saw you grimace when he was talking. >> i think we can all identify the elephant in the room here. lesbians. they are strong enough and manly enough to go into combat. they are stronger than most men. that i support. but i don't like this idea of straight women being as strong as men scpru these -- you have these posters that say, the few, the proud, the marines and they are on a mountain top and lightning and there are these huge dudes going, we will kill you. and two women in a skirt going -- and i don't want our enemies seeing that poster. it is not intimidating.

>> the thing that bugs me is -- i think they should obviously have all of the opportunitiessthat men do, but ground hand to hand combat, you can't beat biology. muscle mass is dramatically larger among men. i don't have the facts to back that up, but i never have them. the other thing, just because we allow women to fight doesn't mean other countries will. and it will be like, and i have used this metaphor before, but your favorite football team decided they would let women play in their back field. not all of the other teams will agree to that, and they will beat your sonics by scoring baskets. >> they would score baskets. >> that's a good metaphor. >> i would say -- i'm fine as long as they can meet the minimum standards require edz. as long as they don't lower the bar. >> you can't do that.

>> if there is a huge lady of the persuasion that is less -- >> in order for that to happen, why don't we -- i will take this further. why do we make hgh available to our troops? if athletes and actors can use it -- hear me out now. >> then they leave and go play baseball. >> then maybe we won't pay them more. but if actorsand athletes can use. it imagine if we gave real rambo things that are coursing through fake rambo's veins. we would be invading china. >> is that what you want? it is all about the chinese. >> the taliban is not going to have chicks all out there fighting. that's wlaw saying. it is not going to be equal battlefield. >> and before i move on. if a move is taken captive, it means a lot more -- it is a

biological thing that you will do whatever you can. it is a horrible thing to see. you can't undo that thought. last word to you. >> i i was going to back up bill's point. the one thing we know is people on steroids make great decisions. >> they get the rage. >> obviously you have not done the extensive study into hgh which is steroids. >> have i to say ben affleck's half brother from another marriage had a good point. >> that's a compliment. >> thank you leprechaun car salesman. >> that's cute. i would buy a car from you. >> that's more accurate than mine. >> i would buy a car from you, but not a volt. >> lucky charms in the trunk. >> we are going to take a break. coming up, is murder justified if someone wears the same dress as you to a party? kimberly discusses her new memwior "confessions." is a blanket considered a toy? it was in my house. we are doing this story.

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toy hall of fame, yes, that national toy hall of fame announced its inductees for the class of 2011, and the blanket is one of them. yes, that thing you blanket yourself with. the other honorees if that is another word, hot wheels and doll houses. the name of my country album, by the way. but why the tip of the hat to the thumb-succeeding linuses explains the museum's cure rater, blankets have been keeping kids warm for centuries, but it is an island of safety surrounded by sea

monsters. the dude must be flying. for the 46th year in a row, this toy was denied entry into the hall. >> you can now visit those children at a local hospital. they are in their 70s. they are remarkably healthy. gavin, what do your kids seem to enjoy. you have two children, two off spring. >> i do. >> what do they play with the most? >> box. you get them something big and they like the box. they don't even do something fun with it. they don't even say this is my castle. they sit in it and then you have to close it and put a book on it and they sit there in the darkness. no toy maker can beat it. it is the box. >> i think they are not playing. you are punishing them, and you are saying they are

playing. >> look, you nonkid people think that's crazy, but everyone with kids knows. >> invest in boxes. >> i don't see how they could put the book above the box to close it. >> they tell me to do that. they say, close it, close it. >> they love it because they say, delivery, and then they put the dog in the box too. >> he is at the local bar passed out covered in his own fit. yes, that's fun. >> don't put the book on. it you are miss hearing them. >> could he be saying, help. >> when you finally have kids you will see what it is like. >> jesse, what did you make of the survey? you were waiting for something i didn't have. >> it is all right. they actually did induct the box. >> they did? >> yes, for real. >> now they have the blanket and the box. it is interesting because the hall is not the only museum to have. it is a little interesting fact here. the box and the blanket are the only two items that are featured in not only the toy

halve fame, but also the museum of hobo architecture and the ripley's gallery of stuffed goat seat. all three. >> i want to ask you, how are the tryouts for mr. clean the musical? >> that doesn't even work. >> i just did it for the earring. >> should the blanket be in the toy halve fame -- hall of fame 1234r*. >> yes. it keeps them quiet and cozy. everybody likes their blanket. is it a toy? if you are making a fort, you can put the blanket there and hide if there or put it over the box to close yourself in instead of asking your dad. >> but then you can get out. you are missing gavin's point. >> that's how a girl thinks you make a for the. >> it is so true. i am thinking more cozy and it is attractive. pink blanket over it. >> you were making the fort cozy, and that's the trob.

-- that's the problem. >> bill, when you were a kid you used the blanket to hide under while sobing uncontrollably. i read that in your file. not really a toy. >> the thing with the sobing, your father can find you. if you are just under the blanket you may have a little more hiding time. here is what didn't make the cut, the puppets, the pogo stick, rubix cube, all actual toys. i can prove it. the blanket is something washington's troops would use to stave off gangrene when they were on the field. and guess what, it didn't work. i didn't understand this at all. it is a bad choice. a blanket is to be used to hide marijuana smoke from your parents. that's what a blanket is to be used for. >> bad use of blanket. but how about you can tie it around your neck to be superman? >> there there was the fort kid and the cape kid. bill was the cape kid and jesse was a sad kid. i think were you a fort kid.

>> i was born at the age of 32. >> that was very uncomfortable. >> what kid in the world on christmas morning, oh man. >> a blanket. >> it is the same one they got the year before too. >> what if the blanket had historical value. >> kids love that. >> oh, cool. we have to take a break. do you have a comment on the show? how can we turn a segment on toys into something about death? i have no idea. e-mail us, red eye at fox news .com. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line, 212-462-5050. got a tiny car to sell in let me know. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy, an unhappy, happy man. >> tonight is brought to us by

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welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. i am basking in the glow from my poker joke, the toilet beating me with a flush at the beginning of the show. >> that was something else. >> that was. >> a good two minutes to get

there. >> can go in the joke hall of fame though. >> if there is indeed a joke hall of fame. >> i hate you for that. >> because i thought of it first? >> no. i would wager if you google flush, poker and toilet you will find eight million versions of that joke. >> i the child of the ungnaw bomber and kevin dillon were talking to me. >> oh my god. >> i hate you because i know for sure that this is taped in advance. i have this sent -- there is a bunch of "red eye" fans who are four hours in the future are going to be disappointed by that joke. >> do you think? i don't think so. i think it will get me a lot of new fans. >> occupy wall street. greg, you don't hate these guys. you are just tired of talking about them. >> i was lying. i might as well stop you before you say, really? >> i would say let's stop

doing these stories. >> the problem is, i have used this metaphor before. it is like a roasted chicken. when you have a roasted chicken in the frige you don't feel like going out there and we come to work and open up the frige. there it is. well, this time we will do this. and then you pull out a leg. and this time we will do this. that's occupy wall street. it is a roasted turkey. >> but they are much tastier and better and good for you. >> by the way, greg, that's not a chicken. it is a young child. >> that's a disgusting joke. and it is during the holiday season, i might add. >> gavin, i agree that the occupy rally needs to be seen as a part of history. the s in the future -- in the future, we should be able to show our kids, here is the occupy wall street folks. back in 2011 they protested the government bailouts by asking for government bailouts. >> we can fudge that a little bit. we just say we are going to go bankrupt and it will get like greece, the end.

i just want oneuy covered in blood going, is that all you've got? >> set at bill's house. >> here is a sign that says "rape free zone." >> that should be in the smithsonian. >> this is what i'm saying. bill you said only the one percenters are mayor bloomburg and colmes. i ride the subway every day. >> you do, you do. and oftentimes you stay in your loafers getting to work and you curse the whole time. >> gavin you asked if we have footage of protesters screaming at kids saying rich kids suck. greg said we played the footage yesterday, but we really didn't. >> what was the footage? >> i believe yesterday we didn't play any of that footage. >> we did it on "the five." >> i am not on "the five." >> i know. >> i want to know exactly what they did with the kids before i lose my cool. >> i am going to exaggerate whatever they did.

>> along the same lines, none of the kids said we should give detroit to canada. >> by the way, did you know you should congratulate jesse. he is now the new jersey representative of we love zippers in corp operated. congratulations. >> oh my gosh. >> i don't even know what that means. >> why did i like that joke so much. >> i don't know! >> he has a lot of zippers. >> he does have a lot of zipper. >> i figure i would throw greg into one of those pockets on the way up. >> that's cute. >> i could help you with your paper route. >> you could be a human blanket for him. >> greg, i think jesse is selling grit. >> i can feed him crackers every now and then. >> i am pocket sized. >> should women serve in combat? jesse, you say why do we have to act like the sexes are equal. you don't mean physical strength. that's a large part of it. there are a lot of combat jobs where literally life or death

could come down to physical strength. >> yes, i was trying to -- you can't just say something is totally crappy about women. you have to have -- but you guys are good at this thing. you have to have that. that's why i self-depricated in the beginning. i said most women could kick my ass. >> i don't think that's true. >> what is that? >> they create human beings. people come out of their body. they walk around. >> that's a good one. >> i did that. >> we are better at different things. our brains operate differently. that's all i was trying to sai. >> i don't disagree, but physical strength is is a large part of it. and it sounded like you were saying that's not what youment. -- you meant. maybe i misunderstood. >> it doesn't matter. >> it really doesn't. >> i think it matters. >> gavin, a couple things. first, nice job spreading untrue things about lesbians. >> lesbians don't tend to be stronger than nonlesbians?

>> do you have facts to back that up, sir? >> yes, 41 years of eyeballs. >> that's a great name for a band. >> that's my memwiors. >> that means you will die at 41. >> that's terrible. >> second of all gavin you said we couldn't have separate physical standards for men and women and in the military that wouldn't be right. but the problem is we do. when i was in the army when you take your physical fitness test it is two minutes of push up and two minutes of sit ups. a woman could max out and get 100 points by doing, i forget how many, say 40 push ups. if a man did that many he would fail the taste. >> that's not acceptable. in life and death situations like firemen and the military, you have to be totally blind and just go by physical strength. if there is some giant woman who can throw people like they are sandbags, by all means, come on aboard.

>> i agree with you. >> no way should we have separate tests. >> i agree with you, but i'm telling you that is the way it is right now. >> that's insane. when i become president, that's the first thing i am checking off my bucket list. >> you don't need a bucket list when you are president. >> you don't? >> no, you just do it. >> you don't even need a bucket. they have toilets at the white house. i know when i am president i will never do anything in the bucket again. i will do it like regular palm do. >> bill, just make sure the toilet doesn't beat you with a flush. >> i am having horrible flash backs. >> not only is it a bad joke he did a call back to a bad joke. >> i did a call back to a call back. >> usually when people quote themselves it is something good. >> gavin, you said -- >> gavin again. >> have i three in a row for you. i started out by saying gavin a couple things. you said regardless of the women, can we keep them off the posters. it is not intimidating to have

women on the few, the proud, the marines. wot -- but i like people from a heavily massage nistic culture realizing they are getting their ass kicked by women. >> they don't think that. they laugh and they don't -- they glorify every success, so when they see that, hah, ha, with the stupid americans let's go blow them up. >> but then they get their ass kicked and don't they feel stupid? >> they will never admit they are getting their ass kicked? >> you know what the other message of the poster says? we are allowed to have sex with them before we dye. -- die. >> this is so weird. i am betting a perfect game so far. >> my point goes back to occupy wall street. we have to be conscious of the message we are sending out. look like a bad as in the -- bad ass in the photos. when dan rather was crying after 9/11 that was

embarassing because i knew people could see. it cry in your bedroom into your pillow. >> into your blanket. >> into your blanket toy. don't be standing there saying we will kick your ass. >> that was uncaning. >> how dare you show emotion after a horrible terrorist atrocity. >> not in public. don't do it in public. it is a victory for them. >> this guy is a man of a thousand voices over here. >> his al-qaeda accent that sounded like smear november. >> i was doing serbian, muslim. >> i could have told you that. >> andy? >> i think i am pretty much done. kim i didn't even get to talk to you. >> because i was awesome. what else is new? >> lastly on the blanket thing, kim thank you for pointing out a blanket can be used for a fort and a cape. >> thank you so much. >> if you put them together you know what that is?

a cort. >> what? >> we didn't get to talk about kids who use blankets for 40s and kids who use them for capes. >> i am glad we got through that. >> this is national tell virks gentlemen. >> why are we having this discussion. coming up, app hathaway is dead -- tired of people asking for photos of her feet. i guess i should focus on her acting. first, should footballs and basketballs be bounced from schools? did you see that bounce thing i just did. and despite this being a story from canada, we will make sure it is obama's fault.

should he be tried for killing their high? the 17-year-old marked on his

mom and step-father busting them for possession of marijuana. the boy complained to his mother about the pot smell before telling his biological father who told him to take pictures. then pops forwarded them to the cops. we must discuss this in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuunndd. lightning round. >> kimberly, you are high right now, and you hate kids. so this story must make you mad. >> you say that because it is so ironic because i love children and i have never smoked a cigarette or gotten high. do you see this body? temple, baby. >> she's high. >> gio only a high person would do that. >> kim kimberly, did the kid do the right thing? or do you think he was put up by the dad? >> does it sound so bad if i say yes? for me, yes, they are breaking the law. he was the adult in the matter. he did what his dad told him

to do. >> is the kid a hero or an awful son or both? >> let's be clear on what was going on. this is not someone having a few puffs after the kid goes to bed. she was obviously a pothead, and that's not cool for a myriad of reasons, but the biggest is, and this has happened. when they call you upstairs and they say daddy there is a monster in my room. if you are baked you start bad triping. and they say there is a big rock, and he is an invisible rock and he is staring at us right now and you go where? he is on the ceiling? no he's around us. and then you get so scared that you can't get out of the room and you sleep there in that little bed squishing her. >> and a box with a book on top. >> that's amazing. i can picture all of that in your house. >> and they are so descriptive with their tiny voices. >> right here, right now. >> and you believe them. it is scary. >> jesse, do you have an inspirational story like that? >> no, that was way better than mine.

kudos my,-- my end from. >> i say it on a sitcom and it was exactly the same. >> it was called [bleep] buddies. we are like that -- this is funnier if i can think of the reference. the movie with kurt russell and stallone where he is bad as. >> tango and cash. >> exactly. >> have i to say you were fantastic in "breakfast club." >> that's true. >>- q. i just because -- >> that's because the guy was wearing the jersey with the jacket, judd nelson. you look like you mugged judd nelson. but you look great in -- go to bill. >> you mugged the principal who turned out to be a pedophile. >> that wasn't in the movie. >> no, that was in -- >> you are thinking of -- >> ferris bueller. that's what it was. >> bill, have any of your kids turned you in. >> i don't even know where my

kids r. they are far too far away. here is the part of the story i don't get. the kid was complaining about the smell. that's the best part of pot. the smell is great. >> no. >> it smells fantastic. i have a concierge neighbor because i know he is in my apartment because the whole hallway smells like jamaica. and it is great. it is like, oh, i am home. >> that's an awful thing. the one thing i had to learn before i take a break, kids would be great undercover cops. they love to think. they turn their parents in because it is exciting telling on anybody. >> what part of "21 jump street" did you not watch? >> are you right. >> i think i made my point. >> "the hardy boys." >> "dennis the men nis" he even had a weapon. >> you know they wanted to. >> i am goufus and you are gallant. >> fair enough. time to take a break. stay there and we will be back for more fun.

fun? really, fun?

well, droped my pen. a toronto school apparently in

canada has temporarily banned soccer balls, baseballs and footballs after a serious incident where staff and students were struck on the playground. now only nerf or sponge balls are allowed. if you are a parent and you get hit by a round object, isn't that your fault? >> i will not even touch this story. you knew i would be on the panel and you pick a story where the principal says you can't bring your balls to school? i have gotten beat because i called donald trump a [bleep] which that just got beeped again. there is no angle i am going to hit. in the thing you sent me it said nobody could bring it to school after a few serious incidents. i was uh annoyed you handed me a talking point you knew i wasn't going to be able to do. >> i am happy we did that because it upset you. >> if we outlaw balls, only outlaws have balls?

>> it sounds like they are outlawing balls and that's unfortunate. they are dwindling. there was just a case in ottawa, my hometown, where they didn't want vietnam vets -- sorry, the war vets coming to the school on remembrance day. they brought old guns and it was negative and we talked about the fact that 100 million people died in two wars and that's a bumer. when i was a kid we would be on our bikes, and we wouldn't even have shoes. you stopped the front wheel with your foot, and we would make these jumps that went like this. you would be in the air so long you could think about stuff. >> i remember doing all of my thinking up there. >> it is like, you know what, i think i am in love with kristi. i think i will make her a -- >> and you break your wrist and people sign your cast. now there are so many rules and turning into these hideous pumpkin people.

>> this is a temporary thing, probably done out of some concern, but does this signal a generation that is being cot telled. >> yes we are the soft serve generation. i used to love dodgeball and slamming the ball at all of the people i didn't like in the class. it was so fun. >> you were a mean person. >> no, buts i was good at dodgeball and i could jump high. >> do you think this will spread all over the world and we will be a ballless world? i didn't mean to do that. >> i was thinking we should let him make his point. we should let him make his point because things deemed offensive in his era is okay now. >> i understand what you are saying ecuadorian minister of sweaters. >> i am proud of that title. i earned that fair and square. >> we have to go. we will close things out with the post game wrap up with

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don't forget to watch this saturday at 2:00 eastern time. we will see you back here on monday for "the five" at 5 p.m. coming up, blah, blah, blah, joe derosa, courtney f ry el, jaime weinstein. back to you, andy. >> gavin, what the hell happened to your beard? >> oh, i was doing it to draw attention to this group, movember .com. they are an anti-planking group that is the answer of being pstrate. >> that's funny. >> this is funny you are doing it for charity, but it is prostate. >> that makes more since. -- more sense. >> it is a charity for prostate cancer.

it has nothing to do with planking. the men grow these mustaches for a month and they get sponsored. if you think you can grow a mustache with the remaining days of november, please do. otherwise go and choose a movember mustache. >> thank you, swedish chef. >> kimberly, what do you got? what do you want to talk about? >> i have a lot. what you do need -- what do you need? i have hair and blankets. do you want me to ask about your hat? what do you have on your head? >> was that free, i hope 1234* who signed the top 1234*. >> 30 seconds, andy, if you want to say something to jesse. >> jesse, where will you be? >> mohekan sun. >> cool, blacking gentleman. -- blackjack. >> thank you the fans of the boone dock saints. >> that's awesome. >> kids, d