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soon be here. and i for one welcome them.t ovr there is a trusted news source and i could be helpful rounding up others in theat cou underground msg caves. andy? >> seriously.aves. these get longer and longer and every time, and they make lessti and lessons. l >> i don't like that camera angle. it exposes an elbow no one needs to see. maybe we should work on that.ats >> maybe we should move on. is more the pity for they super committee?ttee? it is going to be one of those nights. the deficit conjunction made up of equal parts was created in august and asked to find atn least $1.3 trillion in savings3 with a deadline of thisgs wednesday. but the co chairs of theea committee released a statement e saying, quote, sorry for sucking, america.rca. actually no they said theytu quoting. who is to blame for the nommittee not living up to its the herman cain train released the followingay statement saying, quote, president obama and his ultra liberal job

trading comrades of the t democratic party says they are standing strong with the ecerican people, refusing to hike their taxes during h obama's great recession. i wonder what he meant by the subtle use of comrade. needless to say president obama takes a slightly different view of things.fferen >> there are still too many t republicans in congress who in have refused to listen to theise voices of reason andof reason an compromise coming from outside o washington.e they continue to insist on protecting $100 billion worth o of tax cuts for the wealthiesthe 2% of americans at any cost. c >> meanwhile, is newt gingrich crtually happy things got so crappy?>> i >> that depends on what thehe president and congress do. i think it is going to be.na i think it should be because, a it is exactly wrong.ho >> as always political stories such as these, let's go to whisper -- whisker rufflere theater where they hillary w enact the talks between the two parties. new

>> who knew they allowedouldll biting. this thing never had a chance of working. >> it was a farce from the d beginning. when when you are dealing with $1.2 trillion, you are not it dealing with $1.2 trillion less spending over 10 years.earb it is $1.2 trillion less than the $10 billion increase we aady happening. it is such a small amount ofmalo money it was to kick the can a c down the road so our policy makers won't have to makewoul tough decisions in august when a they have the debt ceiling deal. ball downreng the the road again.lown >> my least favorite mayor ever in new york city, mayor bloomburg took a shot at obama. he said it is the chief executive's job to bring everybody together and i don't see that happening. should obama take some of theof blame?blam >> one year ago president obama had the report issued by his debt commission he put h

together. he basically threw it in thehe t garbage where a lot of thear debt commission or these presidential commission reports go.mmsion r he didn't push it. they put a serious plan on the t table.table. not everyone liked it. lik there wasn't anything -- there was a lot of things i wasn't b thrilled with in the report. but it was a serious plan, and he could have used it as at a point to push a serious compromise. he was given a bunch of joe, speeches. co does the super committee's failure anger you or did youid u tune in, turn on and drop out like your dope-smoking hippies knew it existed? >> haven't followed a thing, andy. going to wing it here on "red eye." >> please, that's why we have you on here. >> i read up on it a littletle bit. >> thanks. sing. >> i think it was a farce. was r i think it was a farce fromnni the beginning. and i think putting these two parties together to try and solve this dilemma isilma ridiculous. they have fundamental differences in their approaches to solving thes to problem. putting them together to solveop the deficit is like puttings p

scientists into a room going, guys, figure out this missing ro link thing. they are on the same page and it was never going to work.ork. >> courtney worst named thing in history. there was nothing super about this thing at all, twlas? n >> i am appalled. a a only in congress can you getn yu away with anything like this. any other boss would fire hish employees if he told them you must get this done for theees i sake of the company. and then instead they go on aak one-month vacation and end up cm quitting. >> that's not true though.hen a i have been getting away with this. qui >> that's only because youet don't have a boss. >> and of course congress'oi boss is us. maybe in 2012 we will fire our employees. >> it did seem doomed from the m beginning.begi someone is getting fireded saying, you're fired. >> they are trying toyathe equate -- they are trying tot equate that they wouldn't want tax increases and as if these two things are equal. equ they are not.x tax increases no matter how

much you put on the wealthiest americans, it will not doicans n anything for our long-termotyt f fiscal crisis.sis. it will do little. entitlement is what we need to do to get our long-term housewhs in order. that's where the money s. taxin increases make people feel good, and maybe that's whats they are lookiwhng for,or appearances, but it won't do anything. >> you have republicans blaming democrats and democrats blaming republicans for this whole thing going down. th is all we do now.. >> and that's what congress>> does, and that's why thed th american people have a lowerav approval rating of a congressman.rati >> absolutely. >> bill uhave been sitting in the -- bill, you have been haveu sitting in the office railingilf about the super committee. i'm assuming you disagree thatih he was happy it failed.d. >> no, i was doing rails. the computer was blocking you. and i was yelling a lot. i was sweating and feeling w weird. i feel like you have this grover norquist guy who qi' made all of these republicanso

sign this thing saying no taxes, not ever, no how. and they proceed to put their te fingers in the air saying, i'm a not listening, i'm notnot listening.. the democrats are very flexible on these entitle entitlements. refuse but they refuse to go an inch. if taxing the rich and they t are at the lowest they havehe ever been as far as taxes are concerned, well since 1952, is taxing them going to solve this? gng no. is it a start? is i it is. and grover norquist needs to ce get his punk ass out of the way. >> speaking of the coke i am glad to see that groveroke, i norquist has replaced the coke t brothers. >> they are still up there. they are still up there.e there are three meatballs ofhr conduct. >> the threat is because they cond didn't have a plan, $600 billion in defense spendingillin could be cut. president obama's own defense secretary pawetta said itdevast would be devastating.t us at t it would be the lowest troop level since world war ii, the a lowest number of ships since before world war i. tnk

i think panetta should say if he doesn't reverse that he sup hillary sign. he will resign.e >> you have congressmen saying they will introduce bills to try to get rid of that.ntrodu president obama said he will veto those bills.et t to me that will never happen. that's exactly like the super lk committee. per cmitt committee was set up so they could kick the can down the road as everybodyown said six months ago.onth and feel like this automatic aut trigger is the same kind ofam k thing. it is like they set it inett in there, and now congress isco going to go, oh, we have to stop that. wl and maybe we will kick it down. kick >> from what i have read, the>>o defense cuts, they would havefe to start planning earlier. >> that's only been the big oh untouchable elephant in the room.un it is the military cuts. is that such a bad thing?ng? i have a new phrase for obama.hs go big or go drone. we have drofn we don't need aa lot of troops to kill a lot off people.peop maybe we shouldle starte we shol

rethinking the way we spend w s money instead of throwing money down the green beret>> pipeline. hate t >> why do you hate the troops, bill? >> i love the troops.hy i w that's why i would rather have robots. job >> i do not fear the incomingr t robot insurrection. >> i don't want to hear anymore about hating theurrect troops. from red faces to red t eyes. c the university of california davis placed annette spicuzza with videos on-line showing wall street getting pepper sprayed on friday.n fri seat was hard to say.au and because we are not a radioad show, we will show you thehow video. >> chill out, officer.ut, no need to get so excitedyou don about it. it is just a job. uc president mark udolf saying, quote, free speech is

part of the dna of the tee, universities. and nonviolent protests have been essential to our history. our it is a value we must protectt with vigilance. the day after the eye gowningth they stuck it to the man or inrh this case the woman creatingg an eerie wall of silencechl around her as she left allors campus building following a floi three-hour standoff. take a look, take a lookers. >> i think that might haveav been more awkward than joe derosa's walks of shame.. >> i was literally sitting here thinking that. >> one co ed asked he be be identified as hootie said he w was immediately sent to an on nt campus therapeutic massage parlor.

stay strong my wide-eyed protestor, stay strong.e-eyed joe, when you are watching the jo video of the cops spraying people just sitting there, itre, seems pretty screwed up. u is it or is it not? or is it? it >> andy, look, there is a dark side and a light side to pepper spray.pr it hurts, that's the bad part. t but it comes in the fun - colors. yes, it is messed up. look, i was pepper sprayed in pp college. >> what were you doing? >> granted i was drunk andrunk naked and protesting and urinating inside the police station of the -- station. they thought it was uncalledalle for and they pepper sprayed me which i thought it was ae little much. >> i think you made up theha story. >> i did. d. >> i never heard of a jewish

police -- you blew the whole story.'tel >> i can't believe they just sat there and took it. i would have got up and ranh away. >> well, they were kind ofaway. just -- you raise actually aiseo good point. they #wr* sitting there and and the cops basically -- i think they told them, we are goingai to pepper spray you. and they kept sitting there. you are saying you would havesou just -- you would be a horrible protestor. >> exactly.beor >> i think they deserved to be sprayed, actually. >> you do?d. >> they had their free speech l for two months and heard their message. i am not even clear what the message is. and now it is time to move on ma and be productive. time >> do you think they deserve -- it is weird somebody with blonde hair and blue eye s who have an opinionee that harsh. but i can't believe yoursh. would -- you think theyi c deserve --an they are just sitting there.-- they wer did you see that? >> they were blocking theing the entrance.ance >> that was lit -- literally like whack a mole if the moles never went back down. >> i would finally be good at fn that game. >> now go to something thato sot joe said. joe

i know you were saying in theaig green room you missed the day ms when's the police used billypo u clubs. joe says they were juste sitting there, which grantedra they were. but they were blocking access.ig they were doing what they were d told to.vethey what should the police do?d thol >> i think the universityhink could say anyone who remainssa there wily l be expelled fromll the university. that would have a tangibleav consequence worse than pepper sr spraying. it would be less offensive in my mind.my but what i found interesting i f is the cop seemed to do is so nonshaw lantly.an and there are a couple of pictures where it seems like its a comedy movie with danny mcbride. he is walking bamcck and forth r and taking hthis job too too seriously. therea >> there is a great internetof c name where they replace the students with flowers. it is really good.ly goo bill, what did you make of theuk students giving the chancellor the silent treatment? >> >> really c creepy. both of those videos wereuys creepy. the guys were sitting there is and the cop was nonshaw lant.

and her walking out superray. slowly and they are just sitting there wall of silence. if their revenge was to just make her feel really weirdedmin out, mission accomplished. but in a bigger part, i thinkink occupy wall street needs to deca declare victory and move on. as much as i hate the cliche, they changed the nationalatna conversation from austerity to jobs.e. wae fact there aren't any and they got off too easy.oas i think ohio was attributed -- the ohio union went againste the governor's wishes and itgast was completely attributed to them. they got that and now grab your gold and move on. move stroaybe they like stronger public defecation laws. >> i am not exactly sure. >> well, joe, the students and> the faculty group are calling for the chancellor to resign. and she says she won't. should she? >> well, as always, i would go to star wars episode 1. th is what happened.

they called for the chancellor r to step down. i don't think it is a good idea.k it >>s that what happens. >> do you think there ishappens. anyone at the university who would be like a jar-jar bings? j -- bks? >> i think it is an immature question, andy. >> to give you a real answer to that question, no, i don't think it is chancellor of the school should step down.hod i don't think that solves any ti problem. it goes back to the if you want to parallel it to the brett brett ratner at the oscars. he makes this commentha construed as homophobic, ands they say well, as long as you y say you won't produce the pro oscars anymore it is okay.that that doesn't solve the initialot issue. her stepping down won't doss anything. the behavior of the police -- bo the campus police is whatampus needs to change. that's the arguments. >> last question, and courtney, do you carry pepperue, spray in your purse? >> you know, i actually have s this little bedazzle me and iaz heard it is like illegal ingal new york city. >> it is good you just y

mentioned it.>>ood you ju >> it is so pretty.re >> i never had to use it. >> any chance you could use itit on bill right now? >> no, i don't know where it is. >> that's the only reason you y wouldn't use it against me because you don't know where it is. >> the sad thing is i don't >> t even think that in anmerg emergency i would be able to it. use it. >> i would squirt backwards.n. have to move on.p, why is the liberal media trying to ruin a day for the great american sport ofr? nascar? a fair and balanced discussion when we return. you are watching fnc so stick around. the

why is the crowd reaction getting lots of traction? dr sunday michelle obama and dr. jill biden were in miami nar the sprint cup finale and raising money for families. fame

when the pair were introduced and invited to give theel command, gentlemen turn your key in the ignition to start s t process. i skatser ited booze could be heard. >> please welcome our grand grand marshals. first lady of the unitedbarr states, michelle obama, and jl dr. jill biden, as they deliver the most famous words m in motorsports.tlemen >> gentlemen, start your engines. >> start your engines seemsee awkward to me. the associated press said the pair received a standing ovation at the pre race earlier driver's meeting.ver' receiving a missed reaction is this guy.

>> i can't decide whether to boo or applaud either. he was so good rig up until the end. >> i will boo-plaud. no matter your politics booing the first lady is low class. but it sounded like it wasn't the whole crowd. it was a somewhatering of -- smattering of booze. >> it was disgusting. it is classless. you don't have to agree with her husband. you might not like she tells you what to eat. she is the first lady and she is there for the military and military families. it makes me hate nascar even more than i already do. >> we can talk about that later. joe, make your stupid nascar -- >> what a cackle. >> what a surprise the two independent free thinking women, one which happen to be black were booed at nascar. >> are you disgusting. >> they are closed minded --

it is nascar. >> how many nascar fans do you know besides me? >> you. 100% of the ones i know i base my opinion on. >> you think i would do something like that? >> i have seen you do. i have seen you say, take off your top to women walking down the street. >> only on wednesday. >> those weren't women. >> courtney, is the booing another indication of how divided our country is politically, or is it some fans being jerks because they are jerks. >> it sucks. they were there to thank our military and saw support them and military support should not be partisan. >> i completely agree. >> bill, you get booed walking down the street by tourists and food vendors and whatnot. >> sure. >> any tips for how the first lady should shrug us off? >> she already shruged us off. they might not have been booing her for thanking nascar for supporting military families. they could have been booing

joe biden who is a -- is yelling out start your engines which is sacred. the real winners are real americans. >> joe biden was not there. >> i thought he was there with the first lady. >> dr. jill biden. >> are we talking about a trans sexual? i don't support that either. >> going off what you -- just wondering if dash dosh why are you on the show? >> what else does biden have to do? why wasn't he there? >> does anybody think they were booing the military? >> no. >> but here is the thing for me. we get to hear all of the time about how the people that occupy wall street deaf pho indicating on cop cars and doing stuff like that are not representative of the movement and of their infiltrators, but the minute something like this happens, i see liberals saying nothing but oh all nascar fans

are racist and all nascar fans are there, and it pisses me off. >> if the tea party did half of the things that occupy wall street did, maybe they would deserve the condemnation that was spouted. >> i agree. >> from a perm place, my opinion -- from a personal place, my opinion of nascar is just as broad as wall street. when people get into large groups like that, they start acting like more rones. >> but also your opinion is invalid. >> that's right. >> i need to take off my talk show host hat and put on my nascar fan hat. >> and the last word goes to me jie. what sucks about this, is sunday is one of the most exciting days in nascar history and i hate what some people are talking about are the actions of classless jerks in assisted of the excitement of what happened on the track and my man tony stewart won the sprint cup championship. >> by the way, office depot, we want your advertisement. >> do you have a comment on

the show? e-mail us. or call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from paul mccurio. >> the insects with two pairs of brightly colored wings that develop from cater pillars.

welcome back. let's find out if we have got -- gotten anything wrong so far.

>> courtney, you are the woman in the group, does this tie look too wide? >> you know, i think it is a little outdated. >> oh, come on. >> the skinny ties -- >> come on. >> it is a sweater. >> are you wearing a t-shirt under that because it looks like you are not and that's creepy. >> no. >> well, i didn't make fun of your tie. leave me out of it. red means stop. >> super committee, andy, the committee last met before today on november 1st. so 20 days later. don't you think given the deadline they have they should be meeting with more frequency with which you have sex? >> well, they already met more than once. so they already topped that. i don't see what the big deal is. keep your facts straight if you will try to make jokes. >> i think i made a fact tour -- i was on . >> i think you tried to put me down, and i turned it around against you. >> you are not allowed to see

that to the guest am buds man. >> you say that every time you do this. it never really is that way. >> jaime, don't you think this super committee proves once and for all that the smaller government is no bigger than big government? >> because there is a smaller number of people? >> yes. >> i don't think it would prove that. >> because they haven't accomplished anything congress couldn't accomplish. are we not reading the same story? >> i don't think if you get a small group of i'd logical people you might not get very much accomplished. if you get a large group of like-minded people, you would get something accomplished. >> right. but if we have cuts in medicaid, medicare, isn't that like raising taxes on people? they would then have to spend more money on things that are subsidized for the government so it is a wash? >> if you look at medicare over the next 80 years it is like $80 trillion in unfunded lie builts. that's where the money s. that's what needs to be

reformed. everything else is dancing around the edges. >> all right, joe, you talked about the missing link and trying to find the missing link. if you look two people over, bill. >> i know that. the bible sufferers wouldn't agree with it. >> courtney you said nothing was accomplished, but don't you think they unified everybody's hatred toward them and policies in general? >> for sure. totally agree with you there. >> i pulled a little poll information and the current congressional approval rating is 12%. bill, is that too high? >> it is too high. i think the people that were before them was also too high. if that is the cream of the crop and they deserve the word super, the entire congress is slop. i am outraged. >> and also, jaime, for the gop, isn't it always sort of going back to the protecting

of the wealthiest people? is it sort of like -- isn't the gop like the caymen island banks with legs at this point? >> i guess the point is, you can raise the taxes on the wealthy all you want. you can raise them to 100%. you can confiscate all their wealth. it will not make a difference. it is all in the entitlement program. that's where the money is. >> have i to jump in here. the republicans are not just saying, oh we don't want the rich to pay more taxes. they don't want anyone to pay more taxes. they have to protect the tax cuts for the wealthy. >> but you can't cut a deficit comby just cutting spending and not raising revenue. >> can't you? >> no. >> by moving on the pepper spray. jaime, you said that you kind of eluded to the fact that occupy wall street is sort of really kind of about

defecation. is that all you are taking from the movement? did you take it was from factories? >> once again, paul, i don't think the comparison is a particularly good one. >> i think it is a great one. have i been down to the occupy bc movement which is the washington, d.c. version. it is not a coherent message going on. they are angry. if you read reports all across the country, there are a lot of publish igs locations. -- publications. >> what does that have to do with a sit in? >> i don't think that is a right thing to do. i said that. i think that is a poor thing to do. >> you were cheering. >> you are the one that wanted -- if i recall correctly you wanted billy clubs. you can check the tape later, but i'm pretty sure. >> i said that was wrong. >> that is my new lounge opening up in chelsea. everyone who mentions "red

eye" gets half off at the door. anyone who wears t-shirts can see this is is the new hotness. >> you said they could have walked away. it defeats the purpose of what they are trying to do. would you have suggested gandhi eat a sandwich? >> i am yawning during this story. i am so over it. i don't want a pop quiz on occupy wall street right now. >> are you allowed to say this on this show? i didn't know you could tap out like that. >> you should consider it some time. >> i am doing that from now on. >> just a little background, uc davis recently proposed an 81% tuition hike, and they pepper sprayed the students they want to pay it. this is a little like my super

doubling my rent when i ask him to fix it and he throws draino in my face. >> it is like watching schindler's list thinking it is about the factories. >> we go on to nascar. andy, could you put that hat back on for a second? >> i could, but i won't. >> well, i just want everybody to know i don't think you look like a nas nascar dude. you look like a stock boy dude at office depot. joe, the nascar people are closed minded. i agree with you that it wasn't about a military -- it wasn't a big military comment that was being made there. it was divided politics going on. what is it that jill biden has done that is so offensive to these people? that's like yelling at the guy who runs the white house gift shop, right? >> you lost me halfway through the explanation. i have been waiting to call you lou castello tie all this time, and now is my chance to

do it. >> it is 3:00 a.m. in the morning eastern time. we are a little tired. >> are you really not surprised -- courtney, are you surprised they had such hate for both -- or at least anger toward these two women? >> are we still on occupy wall street? >> do you want to go home now? did anybody tell you there was a full show that didn't end after the b block? >> let me jump in here. again, if you listen to the video, it is clearly 75,000 people there. that was nowhere near 75,000 people booing. that is some jerks booing. >> i understand that. i didn't say all nas are ka -- nascar fans are jerks. >> we have been having a lot of fun with this. when you got that tie from the howard was steel line, did it increase the value that he had? >> i have a question, paul,

how many times did you use this with that tie? i'm doing something right now. >> go away. coming up, a full segment dedicated to ig -- igloos. about time. and what is the real reason demi gave ashton the boot? i guess she

nba players and owners have ended the lockout. this came on the 159th day. the agreement came after 15 hours of talks in new york city that ended shortly after 3:00 a.m. eastern time. but there is no -- there are no details available yet on what is included in that deal. the nba commissioner david

stern said it would take 30 days after a deal is reached. the deal was needed pretty soon to keep the christmas day lineup. once again, a tentative agreement has been reached between the nba owners and the players who have been locked out since july 1st. stay with fox newschannel for more on this developing story. o now back to "red eye" alreadyp a in progress." that was the deal. ashton kind of got caught too many timent's and demi was apparently by sexual. they had three-soms and ashton wanted out for a longtime and demi was the one who was insecure about the age difference. >> i likes. >> joe, along these various rumors that courtney is referring to, tmz says ashton tried to do a kobe by buying her $100,000 lexus hybrid for

her birthday to get back in her good graces, but it didn't work. isn't that selfish of her? >> why do they equate that to kobe? i don't see what they have to do with each other. >> i i knew we should have had a comedian on. >> you you can't even pronounce my name. >> i know. i can't stop. i am always on, kid. is it selfish of her for not saying -- no that's not selfish. what does that even mean? if she is done with the marriage, done with the relationship and she feels he has betrayed her, $100,000 shouldn't change her mind no matter what form it comes nright? >> i was joking by asking if it was selfish of her. >> well, you disguise your joke so well. >> actually smart people get them. >> jaime, one report says the couple is worth like $290 million. do you feel bad for them for what they will have to go through to split this up?

>> maybe they will do it am mick caw blee. it reinforced don't drink and droif and don't tweet if you are aned yet. this is just another life joe paterno has ruined. >> it is true. >> bill, you have got the scoop on all things ashton these days. any predictions on who he will date next? >> no, more of an observation. we make fun of ashton's maybe look of an iq, how stupid is demi? i forgot you cheat on me, but you do this tweet and now me remember, and me leave. that's essentially what she just said by doing that. that tweet reminded her -- she is with all of the crap in her right now, the amount of botox she has hulk-like characteristic. >> she is natural. you shut your mouth. >> i will tell you who the big winner is, ashton. >> no, bruce willis is the big winner. >> cashed out. >> sucker.

>> he had her during "gi jane" time which might not have been that fun either. a group of michigan mothers have become the group of cheerleaders foir their son's high school football game. when they couldn't field a cheerleading squad due to lack of interest, the moms took to the sidelines and even organized a pep rally with a makeshift pyramid. >> good for the moms? >> i love it. i think it is so cute they did this. i was never a cheerleader, so now this gives me hope one day i can do this for my son. >> jaime, high school is hard enough. playing football makes you part of the cool group. then you have your mom cheerleading. does that completely nullify that? >> they can't get girls to cheer for them, so it is like you can't get a prom date so the mother comes instead? >> joe, the kids have to hate this, but they probably can't

speak up, right? >> they shouldn't because i have never seen such a delicious kind of cheerleader in all my life. the moms put these kids in a crap position. of course the kids hate it. they can't say anything because then the mom goes upstairs crying halfway through dinner and you get the speech from your dad, you know, your mom is just trying to help you out. it is awful. >> i agree. bill, you are a former cheerleader. i believe we have tape. >> so, as a former cheerleader, bill, how do you feel about this? >> is there a better word than outrage? >> let me tell you something. what they are doing is be smir ofing an art form where there

is lots of practice and choreography to get it right on the field. what you have are these over the hill, overweight moms pretending it is so easy to pick up pom-poms and go out there. i tell you something, i tumble for you. they tumble for themselves. it is time to take a break. when we return, we will talk about the target paw petition.

so, we can't do the target paw session story because joe has a conflict of interest, so it is mail time. the address is mail time at fox news .com. eric from canton, georgia leads things off with a let tore greg. "i remember you on the streets of new york city of new year's eve a couple years ago talking about a couple on the streets and being on drugs. did not go over well." >> yes, eric dealing with drug addicted australian couples does not go well as you put. it they were drug addicts and from australia. what part of that equation seems like fun to you? be glad mr. gutfeld deals with this species of human so you don't have to.

now go punch yourself, if you catch my drift. >> as always, we disassociate ourselves from what the robots says. another e-mail, "can i booy on -- can i be on your show? i am not funny too." >> these robots are not able to process the concept of humor. i don't have a show as of yet, but i have several offers from the e network with regards to being the next suitor to one kim kardashian, so i will keep you posted. i am looking forward to adding some robotic junk to her reality tv. >> of course i should add that steve, your mom thinks we are funny. jordan e-mails "when can i purchase season four on red eye or blue ray. >> thanks for writing, jordan. i know not of this that you speak of. but i have used the droid name blue ray. it did not take long for me to

realize that ray was not. in fact, working late, but controlling the robot bars of the in search of all matters of industrial strength hoovers. thanks for bringing up a really dark time in my life a-hole. >> and finally aaroner mails us, "i love the show. i have been watching the entire time you have been on. i think it would be funny if greg asked andy if y'all have gotten anything right so far." >> aaron, you say you love the show. i am intrigued. are you single? please send me a picture of yourself and i will scan it. perhaps we can meet. do you like poetry? i do. especially -- and what was the question again, sexy pants? >> i don't know about these robots.

>> they are getting hornier and hornier. they need some groupies, stat. we will close things out with a post game wrap up. for more go to foxnews.com/redeye.

coming up tomorrow, greg returns to host. he will be joined by shaw rad small, fox news co anker is patti ann -- co anchor, patti ann browne. and ron mauro. it is time to go back to paul mccurio for the post game wrap up. >> hello. i didn't see you there. >> courtney, i heard you got some exciting news today. >> yes. well, i accidentally left my oven on, and i'm pregnant again. i found out today that i am

having a girl. >> i thought she literally left her oven on. >> do gas ovens give you a girl and electric give you boys, is that how it works? >> i don't even know how this happened. >> it is very simple, and we shouldn't get into it here, paul. very inappropriate question. >> is it jaime's? >> no, it is my husband's. and i'm 19 weeks and due in april. >> congratulations. >> and you are leaving fox news, i hear. >> i am not leaving fox news. i am transferring out to los angeles. it makes more sense to be there for the entertainment industry. i will be more. >> joe, any upcoming gigs? >> i am doing a charity event this weekend at the gilbertville fire company in gilbertville, pennsylvania. it is this saturday, the 26th of november. we are raising money for top soccer and berk's ajax

scholarship fund. there are a lot of people coming and a few tickets left. come out and support the kids. >> do you go down a fire pole in a jaunty way? >> not at this venue. at another one i work at, but it is not a comedy thing. it is more serious jie. the two words i least associate with you are funny and celebrity. explain how you are trying to become the funniest celebrity in dc? >> yes, november 30th improve in washington, d.c. is the funniest celebrity contest and benefits breast cancer research. i will be competing with other people. so it should be some fun. if you are in the area, come out and watch. >> i will be at the fort lauderdale improve on december 2nd through the 4th. if anybody is in florida and wants to come out, especially andy's people down there. >> what do you mean by that? >> office depot stock boys. >> thanks, p