>> i know you do, bob. that's why we love you. that's it for "the five." see you tomorrow. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. or as they call me in brazil, the rio strangler. let's go to andy levy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, in the wake of another accusation of sexual impropriety, herman inka says he is -- herman cain is reassessing. he will make a decision before we run out of words such as cain. >> and finally, gq will look at why bill schulz is not on it. that's straight ahead.

>> thank you, andy. >> whatever, dude. >> aren't you looking forward to new year's eve? >> the movie? >> yes. >> no, i am not. of course i am looking forward to the movie "new year's eve." >> just asking. >> that is the dumbest question -- in the 17 years we have been doing the show that is the dumbest question. >> do you ever think what it would be like if you happened to be in that movie? >> i do. >> yes. >> i do. >> i do too. >> i think we might be the only two people not in that movie. >> exactly. let's welcome our guests. well, she is so sweet that visions of her dance in sugar plums' heads. i am here with diane ma -- macedo. and he is so funny that all of his gas is laughing gas. it is comedian joe devito, losing weight by the way. worried about you. and he sleeps under this table at night, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so sharp he can only

date benihana chefs. and sitting next to me, the proud chairman of the board, chris barron. and his readership drools as he plays them for fools. hello chimp. >> stuttering and forgetting my name. speaking of, today in science, they write about daily doses of the b-12 vitamin can boost your -- your -- your -- your memory. by gum, that stuff is the cat's pajamas. can you recall any gilbert and sullivan now, pinch? let me see. i am the model. i have information, vegetable, mineral. ♪ from there it is water lieu ♪ b-12. >> i don't think that was b-12. >> it was something.

want to hear about my movie script? >> you don't have a nose. >> i don't have a nose. but cocaine can be ingested orally. >> that's true. >> and it was. >> and bill was next to you. >> don't roll up my sports page. >> it is all is -- it is all so distressing. it was on tuesday, a day of the week. he told his staff he is reconsidering his candidacy, and he would make a decision in the next couple days. as first reported by the national review, the gop candidate assured everyone that ginger white's claim that she had a 13-year relationship with him was false. but he added, quote, we have to do an assessment as to whether or not this is going to create too much of a cloud. cain told his staff that the stream of allegations has taken its toll on him and his family and frankly me. and that, quote, anytime you

put another cloud of doubt unfortunately in the court of public opinion for some people you are guilty until proven ingnaw cents. and so the public will have to decide whether they believe her or me. and that's why we will see what kind of a response we will get from our reporters. for more, let's go live to the political correspondent, traveling with a cane campaign. normally i say don't try it at home, but i can't help it. try it at home. a lot of people don't have leaf blowers. in the early 70s you were a cain supporter. what do you think? will he have to drop out, or should he stay and fight? >> i think he should stay in and fight. and let me say first off, everybody is doing this where

there is smoke there must be fire. if that were true, if we used that same logic and applied it to barack obama, that would mean obama would be a gay marxist muslim in kenya. it is not always where there is smoke there must be fire. >> that was the title. >> people are getting to the info. >> i think there is an effort here not just to beat herman cain, but to destroy herman cain. >> when bill clinton was running, the bill bow eruptions didn't matter. who cares? it shouldn't be anybody's business. now with herman cain, it is 24-7, nonstop they want to talk about it. why? they can't stand the idea a black conservative was embraced by conservatives, particularly by white conservatives in the south. it destroys the narrative that the tea party 1k3*

conservatives are nothing but racist. >> i think he could be right and wrong. people don't like the idea of herman cain being championed by racist people, white republican. but on the other hand not all five women can be making crap up. >> if he does withdraw, then good. if it is true, then he should withdraw. not because it should be everybody's business, but because he is one of the candidates that made his marriage part of the stump speech. if you are going to campaign on your healthy values, you can't screw around with other chicks in the background. if it is not true, he will back down, then that shows he is spineless and nobody wants a leader like that in the white house. >> interesting point, joe. she basically said he is screwed no matter what. >> i don't know. i think it would work out to his advantage either way. if he has to drop out, at least everybody knows he is getting a lot of ass. >> if he doesn't drop out, 999 will be the number of women he will be with. >> politicians had affairs

before with much more attractive looking women. you had marilyn monroe and marky post. >> jennifer flowers. >> not bad. clinton had his type. >> monica lewinski, are you kidding me some. >> it trailed off quickly. >> that's why we mentioned marky post. >> as a rick san -- santorum supporter, you must be happy about the dropoutment. >> i think the person who is most happy now is newt. the more we are focusing on alleged infidelity, we are not focusing on newt's confirmed infidelity. he is a happy person about that. i agree with what you are saying. if this is true, cain must pull out. of the race. >> about an hour or so, or actually seven hours before the show aired this tweet came from the herman cain team.

the definition of reassess is to consider again, esp. i don't know what that means, guys. while paying attention to new factors. it doesn't sound like dropping out. when i hear reassess, that's something to do when you are leaving. when you walk into a bar in a small town and you do this -- >> you know what kane's reassessment is? have a couple drinks and then you can reassess the situation. >> there is one thing i don't get about this new woman. i am a little suspicious. who has a 13-year affair? affairs are supposed to last 48 hours to three months. you can look it up in any manual. if you are going to have an affair for 13 years, just be married. >> in the middle of the supposed affair he almost died of the he had stage 4 cancer. was the affair going while he had stage 4 cancer? >> that's impressive. >> not to brag.

>> he acknowledged knowing her saying they were friends and so on and so forth and he was trying to help her get a job and get on her feet. he never got her a job. 13 years and a man of that stature never got her a job. somebody is doing something wrong. >> maybe he is not telling the truth and there was an inpropriety. >> he says no one gets off the cain train, well it is time to start changing the metaphors. >> you are waiting for him to just say beb. -- baby. >> have they mentioned putting the s in reassess. >> i love the, even if it were true it is nobody's business. >> why do you even throw that out there? >> i really like cain. we had him on the show. he was extremely charming. i am saying was. he was incredibly refreshing, not a politician. but that's the thing that got me was when they said it is not true until you show me proof.

that's a weird feeling. >> don't you think there is huh poke craw see here? the media assessed over herman cane. >> you have to say the people on the other side are hipocrites. we did a lot of stuff on john edwards which is far worse than what cain did. we did stuff in the earlier years of "red eye" when clinton wasn't. >> mainstream media ignored that. >> news week ignored lewinski until it was drudge that landed with it. >> i thought it was the enquirer. >> and i believe clinton as well. they were the first to get them out. >> the media licked its lips. that was a gravy stick. >> they had to chase john edwards into a bathroom at a beverly hills hotel. >> who hasn't been there? >> but those are cases where people broke the law.

>> he was running for office and that changes things. >> it is not even you cheated on your wife. you are lying to the people and you are asking to represent. >> it will be a surprise to anybody. >> he hasn't made that narrative up. >> he mentioned his wife many, many -- every time he talks. >> they say where is gloria? she is never out on the campaign. >> i don't see her that much. the one thing i heard too much of was 999. >> that's irrelevant now. >> exactly. >> let's get back to 999. >> yes, please. swree to move on. from flashes to fleeces. it is ideology orie verse psychology. patagonia is patting itself on the back telling people not to buy their crap. the clothing company's website

says simply don't buy this jacket. and an e-mail sent to all customers yesterday explains why. quote, buy less and to reflect before you spend a dime on this jacket or anything else, cyber monday and the culture of consumption it reflects puts the economy of natural systems that supports all life in the red. we are now using the resources of one and a half planets on our one and only planet. the fleece police went on to provide numbers with the carbon dioxide wasted making the best selling jacket. in a video message, the company spokesman laid out why the environmental issues are so pornts. -- pornts. important.

>> that's one hell of a cough. >> why don't i get the first question. >> that's what you call a rooster. what is wrong with you people? do you honestly believe the company is sincere about this? they take a beautiful, tasteful picture of a jacket which cost thousands of dollars to do and make it look perfect, and then they say, don't buy it because of the earth. do you buy that crap for one second? >> i think they are playing the game. the book that guys read in order to go and hit on chicks at a bar, you know? they are dangling the jacket in front of you and telling you not to buy. it it a guy that is not pay august tension to a girl, but won't leave her to intrigue her. it is a game. >> and isn't in a way they are

hurting their employees that ship their products and put out our products and then say don't buy ort products? >> it is strange. i want to thank diane for the new tips, the book. >> and the finger movement. >> it is like the hokey pokey. >> it is weird they chose cyber monday to do this. the whole thing is it is done on-line where there is no direct mail and you don't have to go to the store. >> you are not driving. >> it seemed like an odd time to do that. again, i can understand. they say don't over consume and all of that. but the an tall capitalist messages seem odd. messages seem odd. it is a strange position for the company. it is ski wear for the most part, right? no one needs to go skiing. the whole company is based on a flawed concept of people wasting their time. >> the whole thing is nonsense and then we are all walking

around wearing massing jackets and don't have to worry about clothing at all. >> and you can't ski in that jacket. while i was showing that picture, i can tell you wanted that jacket. >> i did. i wanted it very, very badly. >> so it worked. >> it did. >> it was brilliant marketing. we are sitting here talking about it. >> it is a gimmick. >> it was a great gimmick. >> who was the target audience though? >> that's a good point. i don't know anybody that wears patagonia, bill. you can't even afford it. so i don't even know why i am talking to you. >> i don't know why you are either. but i will continue speaking because the camera is on my person. i would say that the carter footprint wouldn't stop me from purchasing that. the fact that i am not a prepy 13-year-old from the north shore of chicago is why i am not purchasing. when i was a kid you wear this stuff. the fleece pullovers at the time were awesome.

you wear those and take your khakis and stuff them into your shoes and you were good to go. that was the uniform. >> i like the compliment that said, it worked because we are talking about it on this show. i don't think they know this show exists. >> absolutely. >> you know what really gets me. it is this new hypothetical measurement of plan nents. they said as a planet we are using -- >> one and a half planet. >> this is complete fabrication. i can say we are using -- it is like saying we use 10% of our brain. y we only use 10% of the planett in. >> who is on the other planets analyzing how much energy it takes. >> what if it is a planet like saturn? what have they done. >> they haven't done [bleep]. they are just sitting there. >> don't get me started on uranus. >> awful. >> i have to give them credit.

it is like they tooken environmental caring and paired it with their product for a photo shoot. it is shame less, crass and ingenuous. >> that's the thing, you hate it and love it at the same time. usually in a campaign like this you expect it to be for something environmentally friendly. buy our product. they say our jacket is part of the problem. it is like the bum that sits in the corner with the i will buy beer with your money thing. you respect the honesty. >> that's the only homeless people i give money to. >> and then oddly enough they disappear. i don't know why. i won't ask anymore questionsabout it. i want you still here. i don't want to have to talk to the police about the weird thing that happened last week. coming up, is being hot and awesome all it is cracked up to be? we discuss diane macedo's new book "it is tough, but i manage." but first, is exhibitionism a problem in america, or just in

andy levy's apartment?

was he an artist with nerve or a scapgy old perv. at michigan state university they sparked controversy with sexually charged photos showing him in various states of undress with former students and colleagues. the university is defending his right to artistic and academic freedom of the but some students are disturbed by the pics. one writing in the school newspaper that they, quote, depict pay tree yare cal sexual relations dating back ma 11 yaw. don't know what that means. i feel like you should shut up. you can say they are kind of creepy. but gunthry defends his art

thusly, "i have reached a not entirely pleasant place in life, middle age. as one ages it is with no small sense of remorse and regret that one comes to experience the realm of desire, romance and carnal tee as existing more in the past. he added, i want the view tore represent where i view and viewed. the art of seduction is examined and purterbed. he is not just trying to get laid. i have no idea what he said. speaking of images that offend. >> that's like me after i watch "the view." i go crazy. i just want to be there and on the set and talking about girl stuff, feeling bloated.

joe, this guy -- >> that's not what we talk about. >> what do you talk about? >> i love this i'm edge in that we sing into hair brushes and talk about being bloated. what's wrong with you? >> that's what i do. i eat the double stuffed oreos and then get the hair brush. joe, is this a dirty old man trying to get his rocks off? or is he a dirty old man trying to get his rocks off? >> that's a nice, creepy picture just to -- they should show that woman macing him. come here, baby. i think between the photos and the weird little saw lil law we i can't think of a better way for this man to say he can no longer maintain an erection. if you go to the website try to read that thing without getting a splitting headache. >> he is a pompous, dirty ass, diane, but that's your opinion. the other thing is the students volunteer, so no one

has complained. am i making a mountain over a fervert? >> you can say it is creepy. i didn't really see any picturesthat amounted to sexual harassment or pornography. >> it is not important. >> they are creepy, but none of his current students are being used as models. they are all adults and volunteers. none of the models complained and the school says there are safeguards to make sure it is voluntary. it is not like he is exchanging grades for participation. and they are talking about people being may ked and he is touching students. it is not like he is touching somebody's boob. he is touching somebody's shoulder. >> what i told you four of the students are dead? it hasn't happened, but what if i told you that? >> what would your response be? >> let's save that for the next segment. i want to get to chris, and it is not true. what do you make of his explanation? do you think he is extra sincere about this, or is he a lonely guy? >> i think he is a d-bag.

you want to know what is the matter with our country? we are trusting this guy to educate children to turn them into young adults. this guy shouldn't be left alone with your pet, much less be left to craft young people. i am outraged. are taxpayer dollars paying for loans so students can sit in these -- >> i don't know. that is probably a question we should have researched before we started this segment. but we didn't get around it. >> it is the one key point, they are not children. they are adults. they talk about pictures of girls and pictures of boys. >> they are adults. >> my tax dollars are paying for creepy. >> yes, you would be. >> your kind of creepy is really creepy. >> you make a good point because there is nothing -- pictures are fine. it is just that it is -- there is something weird and creepy about it, bill. you often pose provocatively.

>> there is never an easel or a camera. often i am in a room screaming for help. this guy is everything that is right with america. what are teachers supposed to do? teach kids. what did he teach them? getting old sucks. everyone uses their job to get laid, and specifically art will get you ass. this guy is given them for free right there. he is telling them how the world works and a lot won't do that. >> under grads will go, this is how you do it. he is old and nothing special to look at, but look at what he is doing. he is almost like an american hero. we don't have enough american heroes. >> the ron jeremy of college professors. >> not as handsome as ron jeremy, i might add. a stunning character. he is actually the hugh hefner of professors. >> yes. >> he is getting rejected in most of the pictures, you know that, right? >> that's true. it is not as bad as people say

it is, but it is still weird and odd. besides, we needed something in the d block. -- in the b block. >> it is weird to do a photo essay of your crisis. or purterbed. >> or is it brave? >> it looks like it is done at the sears photo studio in the mall. they are not arctic stick. >> i like the word follow -- folkrom. it sounds like something you eat when you get old. >> it is the bottom part of something. >> it is a lever. >> it keeps you super regular. >> folcrom is the name of my new club. it is down in try beck caw. -- tribecca. all right, do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail 212-462-5 050. the half time report from andy levy is coming up.

what can he be doing? nothing. tonight is sponsored by hair cuts. the process of cutting it into one style, shape or length. thanks, haircut.

let's see if we got anything wrong so far and with that we go to tv's andyly -- andy levy. >> i didn't pay much attention to the first half of the show

because i was thinking about "new year's eve." >> probably shouldn't have started you off with that. >> i was watching the youtube clip. >> you can't even call it star-studded. >> it is breathtaking. >> if there is a heaven for beautiful people, that's what it is going to look like. >> i think in heaven i'm fairly certain that movie is on a 24-hour repeat. >> if that's what heaven is going to be like, i don't want to go to heavy because i don't want to make it look ugly. >> okay. >> i don't want to bring down the -- >> no, i got it. >> because they are so beautiful. >> no, i got it. first of all, greg, you showed that video of the kid with the leaf blower spining in his chair and you encourage people to try that at home. legal would like me to make it clear, people, don't try that at home. >> i was making a comment on that comment. of course, don't try it at home.

try it at an apartment. kidding. i am a role model. i must take this time to say instead of doing that go see the movie -- >> "new year's eve." chris, you said people say where there is smoke there is fire, that's not true. i don't see how it proves your point. >> sure, it does. >> the point is oh, there are so many accusations so some must be true. where there is smoke there is fire, and that's not always true. >> it is not true. >> are you saying president obama is not a -- >> i am saying he is not one of them. >> he is definitely not gay. i won't let him be. >> you are not going to let him in the club. >> you do make the rules.

>> diane, you said cain is one of those candidates who made his marriage part of the stump speech. >> they have to be ready to be attacked if they show their marriage is not as solid as they said it was. it is just the way you say he was one of those candidates. >> that's a fair statement. >> that gives the edge to single candidates. >> yes, it does. that's why i would like to announce. i am going to see "new ar'seve" on december 9th. greg, you said who has a 13-year affair, which is a good point. unlike the other accusations, if this woman's story is true, she is equally to blame. >> makes you wonder why it came up now if they were having a wonderful relationship that ended peacefully, and now it comes up. 13 years. bears are supposed to be dangerous and exciting and over as quickly as they have begun. they are ruining affairs.

>> you are basically having two wives at that point. why would you do that unless of course -- >> mitt romney does not have -- >> i did not say he had stwo wives. i can't believe you are spreading the rumors about mormonism. >> i apologize to the mormons out there for what greg said. >> play the tape. i said nothing of the sort. >> absolutely amazing. diane, you mentioned c eight n -- cain mentioned helping this woman and tried to get a job. it was actually yesterday, since we are live now, it said, quote, a troubled atlanta business woman used national media outlets to build in a 13-year affair. i want to show you this story is completely false. i know ms. white and helped her financially over the past few years like i helped many friends and acquaintances. i thought ms. white was in need of a better hand.

she was abusing the friendship. the end. >> okay. >> i just thought you should know that. >> well done. >> it is called filler. greg, you mentioned that back in the early days of "red eye" we were all over bill clinton for his woman problems. >> remember that? >> it is so modest not to mention that we broke the lewinski story. >> the thing is -- >> no, we were the first. > yes, we were the first. we were right there in the actual oval office when it happened. >> yes, absolutely. >> the way you spired down the wall. >> remember when i was in disguise as a cigar? >> that is called journalism, people, look at it. >> thank you. james o'keefe who? >> exactly. >> by the way, a new ppp poll,

love them. >> it confirms what is obvious. if cain drops out gingrich gets the ploughs. >> what about perry? >> 12%. >> what about huntsman? >> nothing there. >> ron paul? >> no. >> james garfield? 3% for garfield. >> really? >> that's the cat. >> that is the cat. >> patagonia tells people not to buy jacket. here is a hint, if patagonia really feels that way, why do they make the jacket? >> there you go. >> instead of telling people not to buy it,. >> this is what i'm saying. joe, you said you thought it was odd that patagonia chose to do this on cyber monday. that was the point the company

claims it was making. it said, quote, cyber monday and the consumption it reflects puts the economy of natural uh systems that supports all life firmly in the red. they were specifically choosing cyber monday. >> it was more appropriate to do it on black friday when they were driving to places. let's assume we didn't mean any of this, and it is easy to understand. >> they don't understand how an economy works. it is an exexraing -- an exchange of goods and services. >> i think the more we talk about this, the more i hate patagonia. more than beneton. >> maybe you are right. >> just lastly, the art professor under fire, none of the students are being used in the photos. the professor says, quote, the individuals in these photographs are current and former students, colleagues, friends and acquaintances. >> the vice president of some

department there corrected that and said there were no current students used as models. >> current students say otherwise. >> it also says, my interest in making these pictures are both political and personal. that's what a cult leader does when he tells the women he doesn't want to sleep with them. >> and they never can say i want to you go home with me because i think are you cute. it is political for him and putrid. >> i do have cult leader hair on today. >> are you a little coreshi. >> i am done, greg. >> that you rmy friend. >> that i am, my friend. coming up, jeremy piven is dead -- tired of people asking about an entourage movie. even he has moved on. first, do teens no longer think cars are rad? separately, do teens still say rad? and pour importantly, do they think i'm rad?

please let me know.

do corvettes make teens sweat? the answer is not yet. it is true. kids aren't into cars, but why asked people who ask why? well, new research suggests that suffering the web may have replaced driving a car as a teenage status symbol and right of passage. almost 50% of 18-ar-olds choose the internet access over owning their own ride. compared to only 15% of baby boomers who are still jerks, anyway, let's discuss this -- >> lightning rooooooouuuuuund. lightning round. >> joe, you seem to be something that was incredibly unpopular growing up until you got your license. do you feel bad that today's lonely, homely kids won't be experiencing the same thing

that a car brings? >> we demonized driving. we made it no fun. gas is expensive, and nobody has yelled anything cool from the window of a prius when driving by. hey, check out this mileage. >> that's true. i don't miss hoards of teens driving around with the windows -- i grew up in the 70s. that's all there was. people were free ride and screaming out of its -- >> free bird. >> slow ride. >> fog hat. >> that's what you would hear out of the window. >> that was me. >> you weren't even born yet you silly booger. dye anne, is this a good thing? it means less teens are on the street causing problems. >> it does, and it sort of makes sense. the internet right now is their form of communication. it makes sense. the car is worth more than the phone or the tablet, so they are idiots. take the car and sell it for a cheaper car. >> are you absolutely right. >> chris, here is the thing.

isn't it a false comparison? the internet or a car? >> if doesn't have to be an either or. this is symptom mac particular of the woosification. when i was 16 i wanted a pontiac firebird. which i own right now. i didn't scream during my midlife crisis. >> what do you want, a tabloid? >> you seem to be missing somebody here, especially when it comes to the world of the teen. you are a lot more likely to bump into porn rather than behind the wheel with a mia tau. the kids will take that every time. >> bill, did you actually use miata as an example? >> miata is the actual name. don't translate it. >> you have no opinion. you have only been hit by cars. >> i have never owned a car and they are status symbols. i would often drive my mom's

mini-van to school. that's not a lie. that's not a status symbol. >> your dad often took the mini-van out on his own. >> never understood it. people think it is more dangerous having a car and being at home. if you are on-line you are -- it is far more dangerous and likely to be contacted into the suicide pacts, weird suicide pacts and weird sex cults and bullying. there is drug rings. >> you watch too much "lifetime." >> this is all from gutfeld is love .com. >> are you in danger of getting conned by a to catch a predator? i grapple with that every day. >> you don't run into chris han hanson. so who is the least influential person on the planet? according to qq magazine,

whatever it is, it is former presidential candidate tim paw 11 tee -- pilentti. why are they picking on them. >> and msmgc ed schulz, no relation to bill schulz. notice you wonder because they are both grotesque. of course, arnold schwarzenegger, i go to you first. isn't gq a poor man's details? and isn't that a poor international male? >> i have no idea. >> i -- rut gay man here. >> you really are. >> i think this is a good list. ed schulz is pretty freakin irrelevant. and tim pawlenty, i fell asleep when i heard his name read. >> i always get hungry. it has the word paw in it and

i love dogs. dye anne, do you agree with obama being on the list or the list in general. >> it is a strange list to make. the fact that -- i am not on the list. i am not cool enough. >> you may be able to get on the list it is 14 million names long. >> i bet i am on there somewhere. >> excellent. tila tequilla is a solid pick, but why put this together. don't say because we do it on "red eye," but gk coming out as the list? >> i always think of them as the rich man's tiger beat. i actually did try to get on the list of least influential people, but i i couldn't make it happen. >> some were mean, but it was the president who i believe was there in 2008, so it shows maybe the de detection is a little off as to who is influential or not.

>> bill, mad? gwenyth paltrow is on the list. >> this is the same with me. it was not nice. >> a lot of people say gentlemanly quarters. >> we don't mean mean things like that. this adds nothing to the social discourse of civilizatio. it just brings people down. it is time to take a break and that's all have i to say. where did that come from?

cher has never looked better. that was mike tyson. the good thing is it means he is not sexually assaulting. for the brief time, women are safe. >> wasn't he sexually uh assaulting our ears? >> that song is so good that anybody can sing it, right? anybody. >> maybe not the rooster. >> no, not the rooster. well, i can see that generated a little discussion. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy.

he is our own mike tyson. without the charm or the wit. to see clips of recent shows got to fox news .com/red eye.

well, i will see you back here for "the five." coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from adam shapiro and lori rothman and michael moynihan. >> hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> seeing you makes me think it is time for -- >> "new year's eve." >> yes. >> you know it is. chris, where are you going to be thursday night? >> thursday night i am going to be at the verizon center in washington, d.c. watching my beloved pittsburgh penguins pound the washington capitals. in fact, i will be in section 211, the first row. so any of the cap fans that

want to come and see what a penn fan looks like gloating over winning can come and visit me. jen, you never should have agreed to go with me. >> do you know what you are? >> an ass. >> a butch. that's what you are. how did it go? >> it was good. we got to meet the band. tribecca rit them. >> do you have a new hair part going on? >> have i more e-mails about my hair part over any other story. it is not a big decision. i am not balding on one side. it is not a combover just to answer the questions. i was board and wanted to mix it up. >> if you don't want to tell us, that's fine. joe, where are you performing? >> helium in philly this weekend thursday through saturday, and then next week comedy showcase in annarbor, michigan. >> do you do that with a high voice? thank you, andy, diane, bill,