>> kimberly: honestly. >> bob: seriously. >> kimberly: that is it for "the five." see you on monday. the show is over. let's go to tv's andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> take them to the bridge, america. donald trump will be moderating a gop presidential debate. i got nothing. plus, the prompter needs to move. a new service lets parents rent toys for their children. a farber idea than my service that lets parents rent toys. and a cell phone going off twice and to paraphrase chris rock, i'm not saying you should have choked him, ut but i understand.

greg? >> thank you. >> less than a week away. >> abigail bresland. >> sarah jessica parker. >> we could go on all night. >> zach ef ron. >> halle berry. >> we were thinking about killing ourselves over we saw the movie twice? >> yes. >> why not wait until the dvd comes out with the commentary and then commit suicide together? >> after watching it or while watching it? >> while watching it at home. >> okay. >> excellent. >> i can do that. we are talking about "new year'seve." >> yes, the movie. >> for those who don't know. >> we are so excited. go away. let's welcome our guests. she is like woodward and bernstein under a rainbow of glitter of pixie dust. i am here with a first time guest, michelle fields, reporter for "the daily caller." and he is should sharp he could split atoms with his mind. and his suffering brings a smile to every child's face. it is bill schulz. and he lets his chauffeur split at the foot of his bed.

sitting next to me, the new york observer, contribute scpert new york contributor, observer. nicely done. >> and his profits are tiny because he is pompous and wine knee. good to see you, pinch. >> they declare them, quote, the 1930s were our sexiest decade. even our african-american readers would agree with that. while segregation may not have been fair, we all lived really good while practicing. >> that was interesting. >> teen smag never wrong -- teen magazine is never wrong. >> why are you mad? >> it is like the "new york times," but with more t's. this week's word is terrible. >> go away. will trump make them chumps or help one get over the hump? that's what the gop presidential hopefuls are probably asking themselves after it was announced that donald will moderate a debate on december 2 efth -- 27th. i know it is like having a second christmas, an evil

second christmas. the event/sideshow is spoarnsed by news max who chief exec says the readers in the grassroots really love trump. they may not agree on everything, but they don't see him as owned by the washington establishment, the media establishment. one person who clearly doesn't love trump is the guy with the daughters whose campaign already announced he won't be in the debate with a spokesman telling the business insider lol. we look forward to watch mitt and newt suck up to the donald with a big bowl of popcorn. 1k3* will trump endorse one of the candidate 1234*z he is what -- here is what he told brett bier. >> after the debate. i think it would be inappropriate before the debate. sometime after the debate i will probably endorse somebody, yes. >> he was on the left. the thing on the right was florida. meanwhile, "red eye" is endorsing this fellow.

>> dana, is trump hosting a presidential debate, the greatest thing ever or the worst thing ever? it has to be one of those two things. >> i think there are three -- i will go with the greatest thing ever for this reason. there are three important tv hosts to watch in the beginning of the era that begins with 9/11. "lost" which is about an airplane crash that makes everyone's lives crazy. and then they realize that all of the power on the island comes from an old atomic bomb. there is a lot of metaphor there. there is "american idol" where a vote actually counts after the stolen election in florida. so that show simulates democracy. and then there is "the apprentice" where hard work and planning translates into material success, which is not happening in america at large. and so trump is actually a

symbol of the fwr american success story -- the great american success story. it is not surprising and in a grotesque way it is deeply pleasing that they would seek to co-op that. it is the on going sideshow that is a never ending debate. >> tom, i can't figure out if he was pr or con. -- pro or con. >> he walked around my head three times. >> i didn't know it was an atomic bomb. i thought it was a big ball of smoke. >> that is one of the things that the bomb fueled. so powerful was the bomb. >> understood. >> the smoke was a metaphor for the fog as a present. >> what created the talking swamp goat? i never got that. that guy went on and on and on. >> it was poor editing after the writer strike. >> ask and you shall receive. >> you would say oh this is the worst thing ever, but it is just part of a continuum that the debates are becoming more about show business. and i am not a big fan of rick perry, but i think he is

right. it doesn't matter how good of a debater you are. it is getting ridiculous. and i think this may be the last election cycle where we are all wrapped up in the debates. i think at some point we are going to have to come together and decide that the debating prowess means nothing when you are a leader. it is like being a good debater. he is probably a good debater because he tied all of the facts together, and i didn't understand what he was talking about. but i am a good person. >> i could not disagree with you more. >> what? >> yes, because who had gained from the debate more? newt gingrich. every time somebody goes to watch a debate everybody is falling asleep. >> greg gutfeld is making my point. newt gingrich stinks. >> they -- it is an extended q and a session. >> it is in the sense of somebody using logic. they are out maneuvering somebody else. >> you think how stupid is rick perry. you think, that man is not bright. it is not like oh, rick perry got out englished byron paul.

>> the funny thing -- >> he has gaping intellectual deficits. >> but you will all agree with me. rick perry could probably beat obama. newt gingrich cannot. he will lose if he is the nominee. am i right? >> i am not so sure. i will get back to that. i want to bring michelle into this. welcome to the show. will trump -- is this going to be more about the candidates or more about trump? >> i think it will be more about trump. i am actually quite excited. i am interested to see donald trump put newt's ego in check. >> that's true. if you have trump, it is like his ego is so big that newt almost becomes like a tiny acorn. >> thank you, bill. bill, what do you make of this? >> well, i spoke with trump's people, and they have assured me -- >> wait a second.

is this wilbur trump your friend? >> yes, but they have the same last name years back in scotland. they have assured me that this will be the classest -- classiest debate in the history of debate. there will be chandeliers on the podium. a giant fountain will be separating trump from the candidates, and everyone will be going home with a pinky ring. >> -- this will be unbelievable. >> we haven't talked about the name of the debate. it is donald trump's classy debate. and the winner gets a free helicopter ride back to one of many trump resorts. >> william s buckley will look at the questioner and the people on stage in criterias of joy. >> wait a minute. who is joking and who isn't? i can't figure it out. >> i will be classy, of that i assure you. >> when you said gingrich cants beat obama, my theory is gingrich will destroy obama in a debate so badly that obama will win the presidency out of pity.

>> and rick perry will be destroyed. >> yes, that's true. so you have to ask somebody -- and i don't think mitt romney will be that great coming up against obama. i don't know. it doesn't matter. the whole world is going to end anyway. right? >> yes. >> from trumpy debates to jobless rate, this christmas is -- a new website is making sure parents make sure their brats have a toys -- have toys at a fraction of a cost. every month or so a box comes with a new set of toys from your cue and then you send it back when time is up. says one father, quote, it is the ideal situation for the holiday time. you can stuff toys into the tree for under 50 bucks. he said this while crying and doing meth. but it may be especially helpful with the recession as recessiony as ever as the job reports showed meed yolker growth. it fell to 8.6%, but that into's of 350,000 workers

dropping out of the workforce. so you are probably wondering how sad kitten is taking the news? >> that's not like depressing news. sad kitens are cuter than happy kittens. if you were a child and your parents put these presents under your tree, and you don't get used to them. wouldn't that destroy you? >> it would. i think i would ends up in therapy. if anything, i think children should be able to rent parents for christmas. >> is renting toys brilliant in a sense that kids get board with crap you get them anyway after a week, and they get very depressed and violent and oftentimes they self-mutilate.

>> thanks for making my point i was about to make. >> i'm sorry. >> that is a fact. your kids, my kids -- i have kids. >> that's amazing you have kids. you look like somebody that shouldn't have kids. >> really? >> yes. there is something creepy and strange about you that frightens me. if i were to see you on the street, i would try to take your kids away from you. meanwhile, i look like i would be a great dad, and i don't have kids. isn't that weird? >> you both look like are dressed to be running an ice cream truck. >> i used to run an ice cream truck. >> i wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't in another country, and that's why you are here. the question was -- i don't know what the question was. >> you know what is funny about christmas i just realized? tell me if this rings true. i saw mommy kissing santa claus? it is the dad. i just got that. i was like, why is it so funny that your mother is making out with another man? i thought it was about adultery. it is about a father. i didn't get it. >> actually now that you brought it up, i never --

that's the the first time that has ever occurred to me. i thought she was cheating on him. >> we both did. >> with the supermarket santa. i like that story better. >> what a laugh it would have been -- i was like, why is that a laugh? your family is about to break up. >> to know him is to love him. >> people thought it was a teenage love song. >> i had no idea. interesting. >> you know blowing in the wind is about anthrax? >> and what is puff the magic dragon about? >> i want to talk to you about the jobs report. unemployment fell. we added 120,000 jobs. 350,000 jobs however dropped out which means there are a lot of people on sofas now which is good for the sofa bed warehouse. i go to you because you are incredited plea pessimistic about everything. >> true. >> is there any silver lining here? >> i don't know.

we have read books about obama's flaws. >> obama had a moment to fix the situation. he should have had a much bigger stimulus. and he should have been mop more innovative -- much more innovative. it got us out of the recession. you can't debate that. >> focus on me. we will fix that. >> so, look, we are where we are. and then the irony is that the republicans who are talking about job creation are doing what they can to keep him from achieving the meaningful job creation. >> i have to disagree with you on that. i disagree with you rarely, and what about the xl pipeline which would have given us the jobs. he put that on hold because of environmentalists. >> they are fighting on the payroll tax cut. >> it is a temporary thing. >> these are other policies being brought to bear with the jobs. it is just like the vanguard. >> i can't believe i am arguing with you. i don't know what i am talking about. >> it is a bad situation. >> it is a bad situation. >> there is too much debt in

this world. >> it is over. bill, speaking of over, you started a website called rent a bill. parents actually used you as a toy for kids. how did that work out? >> they did a background check. not so great. i know that a lot of the candidates were worried about being questioned about how the economy might be looking a little better. but i have spoken with trump's people. let me assure you that all questions will be focused on the overall legitimacy of a kenyan-born president. as well as the overall classiness of obama coming here during the tree lighting. that was not classy. >> it was not. >> it is like in the final stages of a virus when it rushes out of the body in a de foarmd mass. -- deformed mass. this is the corruption that is always seething beneath the american political landscape, but now it is like the wound has been lanced, and it is popping out. >> you are saying that it is like the big, black duty in "the green mile" when he was releasing their diseases after he sucked them up.

i love that. >> people like donald trump are discussing in back rooms filled with smoke. now they are in make up and hd. >> what an image. michelle, what do you make of the numbers? will this help obama or is it too little, too late? >> too little, too late. right now it looks good burkts swree 315,000 people who basically quit trying to find a job. but after new year's people are going to start trying to find a job again and the numbers will jump over 9% green. -- again. >> who are hiring the people? what industries? that said -- >> facebook is worts, what, $100 billion, and nobody works for it. i don't know. >> did you see he was like -- twitter employs about 500 people, but that's the long and short of it. >> twitter is not -- >> i have an ice cream truck that has a few position positions open. >> the problem is they are all inside. >> the thing about your truck is there is no ice cream in there, but there is pot. the highest gun sales -- a

record 129,000 guns sold in a single day last week. you told me in the green room that there is a shortage of ammunition in america. so i talked to you about this. you are scaring the crap out of me. am i supposed to buy a cabin? am i supposed to buy real gold? am i supposed to buy a gun? >> look, in the depression, wall street bankers had machine guns mounted on their west chester estates. there are miss directions on america. he lead a farmer insurrection in the heartland. it was spiking railroad ties. it has gotten gnarly. we pulled out of it. we needed a world war and atomic bomb to do it, and we don't want it to happen again. >> it will happen. >> people who came of age in the 90s, they have a miss appreciation with how humanity goes through history. we are like a d minus student. we cheat and chew our nails, but we pass ultimately on to

the next level. >> we refuse to entirely destroy ourselves. we muddle along like a pill addict. >> we are a fat man doing a figure skating routine, but we get off the ice. >> are you saying america is like the kid in the back room who gets caught masterbating a the school? >> what are you talking about? that's you. >> well he was talking about bad students. logical progression. sorry. >> are you shaking your head, tom. >> he said for people -- he eaktd like we all -- he acted like we all came of age in the 90s. he is the only one that came of age in the 90s. >> that's true. he is 14 years old. >> i was in the 70s. >> exactly. no wonder i don't understand him. coming up, what do you do when your servants haven't folded your ascot properly? shoot them in the face and put their bodies in the marsh. what is new with britney spears? i will ask her when i get home.

should a kid's reputation be tared thanks to a punch in the nard? i haven't used that in ages. the boss is being investigated on charges of sexual harassment after bashing a classmate in the groin. >> the other boy choked her son following an argument over a stolen glove adding, quote, i think my kid was right to fight back. he wasn't doing anything except protecting himself. she also says he is being charged with attempted murder for choking her son. so does she have a point? and more importantly, do raccoons eat like humans?

>> what is going on in this country? >> this is not sexual coercion, so i don't know why it is sexual harass ment's. it should be settled between the parents and the children. >> it wasn't intended that way. come on. he was protecting himself. >> no, i'm just saying if you want to get down to it, it is pretty sexually harassing for me 20* bludgeon your gonad. >> how did you know i had just one? >> but it wasn't a sexual advancement? >> how was the woman's right entered into. you know there was no ironic aspect? >> it was advanced to the groin. >> i think this is just him protecting himself. >> i understand what you are saying. >> by the way, it is pretty seriously sexually harassing. >> the thing is i love how you cover up the fact you don't find it erotic. -- everybody knows. >> tom, did they go too far

with this sexual harass ment's charge? >> they always do. >> i would have been on the sides. >> when it comes to sexual harassment, i feel they always do. i was on the side of the family when i started reading this article. but i didn't like that they went with the self-defense. it was not self-defense. you defend yourself by blocking your own and not by punching the other. >> but there are defense classsthat say from you bullied or if somebody is beating you up, you go for the most vulnerable area. >> i was bullied and i never punched in the nuts. i always was punched in the nuts. >> that was in the green room 15 minutes ago. >> i was punched in the nuts in the third grade and i had major life anxieties. i was like, mom, are they all right? pain wasn't something i experienced before. she said, honey, they are fine. god packs it in there pretty tight. meaning the tess tau cals themselves. >> not your uncle.

>> people who came of age in the 90s and in the 70s. we didn't talk to our mothers about our nuts. >> bill, you sued for sexual harassment when you are not punched in the groin. >> i have been preaching pleasure and pain since this show began. i will say that this guy did not handle it the way we used to. schoolyard law dictated that when somebody punched you in the nuts, you told everyone that you were punched in the nuts. that was the most cowardly way to get out of a fight. >> you are right. >> and you defamed him with all of the other kids by having that happen. and he is ostracized. sexual harassment charges though are not a charm. this is a nice, new way. >> the funny thing is all of these kids are on anti-psychotics anyway. >> really? >> yes, 500,000 toddlers in this country take anti-psychotic medicine. >> but this is why maybe you could argue this happened more back when i was growing up. >> bill's point is interesting. if you don't trap these antisocial impulse is --

impulses it involves the playground. we all have a right to punch each other in the nuts. no one wants to punch in the nuts. >> it is like a natural rule of law. >> even the laviason must sleep at night. >> i don't know what that means. i will say that's how property rights started. we had to agree what property was and divide it correctly which was fair so it makes sense we would be talking about it in a segment about hitting somebody in the testicles. >> the true founder of civilization would be the first man to enclose a piece of land and call it his own and find another man simple enough to believe him. >> and i have enclosed my little piece of land. >> i can't believe none of us are stoned. >> i know -- >> do you have a comment on this show? e-mail us. fox news .com. or call 212-462-5050.

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let's find out if we have anything wrong. let's go to tv's andy levy. happy friday. >> happy friday to you as well. >> can we talk about jon huntsman not participating in this farce? >> are you serious? >> yes. >> do you think he did that on purpose? >> he was pretty much one of the only candidates who didn't request a sit down audience with trump. so he doesn't like trump. >> good point. >> i would like to congratulate the republican party for having a presidential debate moderated by a crazy birthy. -- birther. >> now to the important stuff. dana, you said all of the power in "lost" came from a stolen atomic bomb. that's not even remotely true. i don't have the time to get

into it now, but that's not even remotely true. >> i konged out after season five with the crazy editing. but i thought the explotions of the bomb is what created the -- you know, the crazy magnetic force on the island -- >> we don't know that, dana. >> it was a lot more mystical than that. >> andy -- >> i know you refuse to believe in the power of mysticism and you need your empirical data. in some cases it doesn't work that way. they were all dead. >> so it had nothing to do with the power of the island? >> it may have been related. >> but it was not the total tee. >> also, bill, there was no talking swamp goat on lost. >> there was a talking swamp goat. >> we had this discussion many a day in the office. i'm moves on. >> bill, you have been called a talking swamp goat. >> a lot of people would like you to get lost, so maybe there is that. >> tom, why do you think rick

perry would beat obama? >> i think he is more of a -- he is a more electable candidate than newt gingrich. >> agree with that point. >> you are a commercial. >> he really is a commercial. >> hasn't rick perry proven in the last couple months that he is not that electable? >> i was trying to make a point. he was more electable than newt gingrich. that's how bad newt gingrich is. >> i think he is a smart guy. >> michelle, you said you are excited to see trump put his ego in cherk. -- in check. don't you think they are equal? >> but trump will be the moderator thousand. it will be interesting to see them cutoff and have more power. >> the interesting thing is newt at almost every debate newt sparred with the moderators. >> do you think he will do it? >> i think he will do it. >> it raises a good point though.

trump is not going to moderate. he is going to offer opinions. he is going to be saying, you're wrong. i'm right. what do you think about this? and then he will interrupt. there is no moderator. >> the moderator will endorse a candidate in the couple weeks. >> that's how it works now. greg, the name of the debate by the way is not donald trump's classy debate. >> that is the greatest name ever. >> i might support it -- >> i think tonight on twitter let's suggest names. >> what is it called? >> i don't know if there is a name for it, but it is not donald trump's classy debate. >> it is on the ion network which i think you can only get on your microwave oven. if you press quick reheat, turn it to bacon and then press start. >> so pushing popcorn won't do it? >> no.

>> popcorn is the only thing i know how to work. >> i am fairly certain you find a way to say objection bridge on every show. >> no, i don't believe it is. >> can we roll that tape? i'm just kidding. >> renting gifts and the jobless rate. michelle, you think renting the gifts is a bad idea? >> i don't think that's good at all. i guess if i was a child i would be asking my parents to represent me gifts -- renting me gifts every week. i don't know why you would rent it and then take it away from the child. >> you rent cars. >> isn't by a month the kid is done with the toy anyway? this is great. >> they don't appreciate it until it is gone. >> are you talking about children slobering over toys and whatnot. i feel it is unsanitary. >> the things i did to my raggedy andy. >> keep me out of this. >> it was a great business because his father would screw

him things out of things. it was like the nba. maybe this young generation of toddlers will get us out of the recession having been ripped off by their parents. they will know a hustle. >> i don't think they are getting ripped off by their parents. kids play with their toys for a month, and then they sit in the corner. >> i have a lot of children and i send them an apology. >> i know economists, i am going tomorrow, and there are tickets still available. but i would say this is great for women. women wear dresses once, and they love shopping. why hasn't someone done that. and if i just put it on there, does that mean i have copy wrote it and it is my idea. >> there are places you can get extrave gant dresses. >> i am surprised bill doesn't know about it. >> let's talk about job creation. >> republicans are trying to

do everything they can to keep the job creation down. he contends that the house has sent more than 20 bipartisan jobs to the senate and harry reid is continuing to block them. jay they are tied to things that no democrat would ever support. >> then it is the democrats who want to keep the job. >> are we going to do this? >> oh yes. the silly argument we are having and kicking your butt? >> they are not getting incentive to change the game theory of america they want the jobs numbers to continue to stink and then turn up the moment he gets into office. >> do they or are they patriotic americans who want to see everyone working? >> we will be right back. >> we will be right back. >> can i make a point though? what he is saying is precisely

what the republicans were saying about the democrats during the iraq war when they were -- there were certain hard core liberals enjoying the drip, drip, drip. >> two years must have seemed an eternity when they framed the constitution. we would have a nuclear meltdown and a deep water oil leak. more happens in 10 months than happened in a decade. the short sidedness, we wind up being at a competitive disadvantage. it is a real problem. >> back then, two years were a longtime. the meeting age of our founding fathers were 12 years old. people don't know that. >> i need to cut you all off and move on. boy charged with sexual harassment after punching another boy in the groin. michelle, you said it should be settled by the parents and not the courts. the deal is the school is carrying on the investigation. if the school rules that this boy sexually harassed the other boy srkts mom supposed to say, oh, okay? >> no, if the parents cash

cash if the school is bringing up the charges, i understand. i think ideally it should be between the parents and between the children. >> i just want to get to something. dana, you were being incredibly obtuse during this segment. michelle made a rational point about how it is not sexual harassment, and you be rated her. i believe it is because she is a woman. >> i believe you enjoy be rating women. >> and lastly, tom, you said you were on the side of the family until they claimed self-defense, and then you spouted a ridiculous idea that when you defend you don't attack back. if you are being choked, you attack back. >> was that the international choking sign? >> yes, it was. >> i just didn't like the self-defense thing. his mother should have just -- his mother shouldn't complain. she should send the son back to defend -- my mother used to say go ahead and hit the kid back. that's the way it was then.

>> that's what the kid did. but you are saying he shouldn't have. >> i am corrected. i submit to you. >> back to you, greg. >> all right. coming up, matt damon is dead -- set against voting republican next election. can you blame him? he is stupid. but first, if you are talking during a movie, and they met with murder. sure, why not to someone who was not me.

30 is the new sikts. -- 60. britney spears is turning 3-0. it is an age many thought she would never see. it has been more than a decade since the pan tee losing pop tart topped the chart. it was "genie in a bottle." it was my anthem. she married a skinny guy who is now fat, had kids, shaved her head, divorced was placed under conservatorship,

whatever that is, and went to rehab a bunch of times. but now she is back with another hit record, which i shave my back to every morning. let's discuss this, shall we, in this thing called the -- >> lightning rooooooouuuund. lightning round. >> dana, you were married to her for 15 minutes in 2003. are you surprised she made it this far? >> shocked. absolutely shocked. well, they say marilyn monroe's psychiatrist said she had the emotional age of a 13-year-old. i think that's true of britney. and she isy ter nationally young. >> it is silver lining psychosis. >> green women, not just teens know she can't sing, yet somehow adore her. what is this magic that britney possesses that i so dearly want? >> we grew up with her. she is great, but i need to -- >> i also grew up with charles mann son. >> but that's different. >> who also wanted to be in the music business.

>> and also has the mind of a 13-year-old girl. >> i need to correct you. her first single was not "genie in a bottle" that was christina aguillera. "baby one more time" was her first single. >> and this is your first time on "red eye." >> that's something i like to do, to get it wrong to test people. >> and you passed. >> you passed it. well done. the fact that you knew was charming. don't you think? >> i'm sure tom knew too. i'm sure you sing that when you are chopping up bodies. >> you are, by the way. >> he is not saying no. >> i know you do a lot of commercials, but you should be playing a psychotic killer. that's a compliment because of the way you look. when you see britney achieving all you have achieved, do you wish under your breathe, you go girl. >> you go girl is not my kind of vernacular. i am more like, you ain't all that. that's more me, isn't it? you ain't all that.

>> i could see you doing that over a tied up body bleeding for its life. >> he is the guy who takes the collections at a catholic mass. he kills the people who don't put money in. he does it for god. >> the church is failing. >> they have their reasons. >> bill, isn't the real hero in all of this kevin federline. >> yes, he got in while the getting was good, before she went to hell and shaved her head and all of that stuff. he knocked her up, point. he got her before she was broke for the third time, point. and now he is fat and happy and never has to work again for his life thanks to his kid. >> the real hero is justin timberlake. the rest of the world thought she was a virgin and he was the only one that was like, no she's not because of me. and now it is hands clean. he's off to an amazing career. to participate in horror with total impunity is the

realization -- >> he participated in her? >> i want to add that i am positive about britney spears. i thought she was mother of the year. she didn't let her kids get in the way of a great time, which was like my mom. my mom smoked and drank while i was there. >> in the uterus. >> yes. that's what we called our den. anyway, have i to take a break. more crud when we return.

a seattle man was choked in a movie theater. the cell phone rang twice during a screening of "tower heist" and he was talking to himself. isn't this why people should go to movies because you might actually kill somebody? >> people tend to go to the movie. there was a great congressional aide who destroyed a woman with a hamer and then went to the movies. >> it was a seriously disturbed individual, dana vachon. how do you deal with things in the theater? i imagine you have your own weird way. >> i think they go to the

theater after they murder people because it is air conditioned. >> i think they go there because in "american life" -- because in american life, the screen is where it meets fantasy. >> i actually don't condone violence. >> good. >> but i sympathize with this man who did the choking. he was faced with the brilliant comic juger not of -- juger not of ben stiller and eddie murphy on screen for the first time. >> i think you are correct. it was the first time. >> you don't want that disturbed at all. >> i don't believe you when you say you don't condone violence. you are not convincing me. in fact, i think that if you are going to skate under society's vision of who you really are, you have to practice more. you are not dexter yet. >> michelle, hero orville 11? >> you went to "tower heist" you paid to see" tower heist" you deserved the punishment you get. >> bill, you aren't allowed in theaters. >> no, but if i did, i would

be -- i would be choking people who weren't talking over the comic that was "tower heist." anything that stops eddie murphy from flapping his yaper is just fine with me, professor clump. >> what is refreshing is these stories never end well for the person saying shush. when you say shush you leave the theater and a group of guys beat the crap out of you. in this case the person saying shush is the person that beat the crap out of him. and i kind of enjoyed that part. >> message received. >> i think we are done with this story. >> we were done like two minutes ago. we were doing it for you, america. we know that you want to hear more about this story. i will keep talking. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's

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don't forget to watch us on saturday. i will see you back here at 5:00 monday for "the five." coming up on the next "red eye" we have actor daniel baldwin. we have remi spencer and jesse joyce. let's go back to andy levy. >> i hear have you been living on a hollowed out tree. >> yes, i gathered enough acorns to last at least through january. it stretches down from the mountain. the rabbit is good and rich in vitamins and the rabbit skins

are sewn into a hat and gloves. i found a baby falcon not far from my tree the other day. i thought his wing was broken, but it wasn't. he was just too young to fly and too scared to move. i feed him worms and grub i find. >> michelle, you have a new video series launching soon? >> yes, i do. you can find it on "the daily caller" -- the daily caller .com. >> do we have a launch date? >> it should be up by the new year. >> tom, i see you brought some friends. any chance you can sing us off? >> why not? how about a note? >> ♪ let's take a boat to bermuda ♪ ♪ let's take a plane to st. paul ♪ ♪ let's take a kayak and let's get away from it all ♪ ♪ let's take a trip in a trailer ♪ ♪ no need to come back at all ♪ ♪ let's take a charter to boston ♪

♪ let's get away from it all ♪ we'll travel around from town to town ♪ ♪ we'll visit every state ♪ and i'll repeat ♪ i love you sweet so sweet ♪ and on the 48 ♪ my darling lets gee to fie yag grough ♪ ♪ this time we will look at the falls. ♪ let's leave our deer ♪ ♪ let's get away from it all ♪ we'll travel around from town to town ♪ ♪ we'll visit every state ♪ and i'll repeat ♪ i love you sweet ♪ so sweet and on the 48 ♪ ♪ my darling, let's go to niagara ♪ ♪ this time we will look at the falls ♪ ♪ let's leave our huts, dear, ♪ ♪ get out of our rut dear ♪ let's get away

♪ from it all >> [applause] >> so, tom? >> yes. >> well done. >> how long have you been dhoog? >> since high school. we have been singing together since high school. >> it shows. it really does. it really does. do you perform anywhere? >> we have a big show tomorrow at arlene's grocery saturday night december 3rd. >> that's pretty impressive. >> we are the first barber shop quartet at arlene's. >> it is not actually a grocery store. it is a club. >> oh then maybe we won't be there. >> you will be at a deli, won't you? >> yes. >> host greg gutfeld, let's do it.