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those details and much more. "the five" starts right now. ♪ >> dana: things are heating up in iowa. ron paul is in second place in a poll out there. newt gingrich is in first. ron paul is going on the offense. >> if you want to put people in jail, look at the politicians that created the environment. the politicians brought unemployment. >> gingrich on the defense, taking $1.5 million. after he led congress. freddie mac. $1.6 million. >> some just before the housing market collapsed. >> he renewed his support for the healthcare mandate. >> the individual mandate? folks, don't ask me to explain this. >> dana: those are fighting words. ron paul has been strong in iowa for a long time. steady base of support. it doesn't grow much but steady. we know his followers are passionate. ♪ aggressive.

♪ this ad is not something just put on the internet. they raised enough money and put this on the air. >> eric: welcome back to "the five." tim tebow in the middle of a media fire storm. we have follow the story do you think it will have an impact? closely here. >> i think it will because he rush limbaugh had some is to organized. thoughts on why the broncos' he could place in iowa maybe quarterback gets so much second or third. grief. listen. he could place in new >> we don't want anybody to be better than we are. hampshire. look, newt gingrich has an ad up. so we don't have to deal with $250,000 ad. how bad we are. that doesn't get him a lot of if everybody is a scum bag, ads. he is hoping that he can get everybody can be a scum bag. more earned media. but if somebody is not a scum meaning we talk about it on bag who does well, maybe it's "the five." but i still think ron paul is okay, maybe it's not okay to a long shot for the be a scum bag. nomination. he still can help alter race it's the whole liberal thing for other candidates. about not wanting judgment out >> dana: bob, you have done there. it's also about the fact he is a lot of campaign in iowa at highly visible on his love of the presidential level you buy ad time. walk us through how it works? jesus christ. that just makes them nervous. >> it's expensive. if you are going to buy the >> eric: so, bob, what do whole state, you buy the you think scares the media most? the clean-cut, the states and ajis sant states to buy into it. conservative, or the christian a real good buy in iowa for a aspect of tim tebow? week could cost you $750,000. >> bob: first, can i just speak -- >> andrea: when did you stop beating your wife?

>> bob: i understand that peka said she doesn't know ron paul and newt gingrich what "the five" was. always had problems. it's about 18 times bigger than the dumpy show you got. gingrich dismissed ron paul okay, now, let me go to -- out of hand. >> eric: dana swore in the but this is only the opening break. salvo. >> bob: and dana swore in if our friend mitt romney doesn't wake up and realize he break. >> andrea: want to tell them could be in trouble in iowa, what i had for lunch? he may end up third. >> bob: i don't. you have really don't want if you remember, you probably people to know who you had it don't remember but 1988, a with. going back to this. longshot like ron paul by the i think there is a -- i happen name of pat robertson came in to be, i know this is a second in iowa, thinking surprise to a lot of people. george bush back to third. i happen to be very much of a went on then to become christian. president. i do a lot of -- i read the nonetheless, iowa is a place bible, go to bible study once where there could be upsets. a week and go to her, every >> andrea: if i could add quickly, a third place win for mitt romney weakens him in new week. hampshire. that is absolutely what he i got that way about seven years ago so i'm sensitive to does not need. this stuff. i think they do dump on >> eric: let me ask eric about polls. christians, the media, in iowa, we had one from the unfairly. they make fun of it. but in tebow's case, my own "iowa des moines register" that showed that people by a personal problem is somebody large margin felt that of faith is that all of these expressions, the public expressions of faith, bumper gingrich was the best debater. sticker about love jesus or might not be the most the thing i said about wearing electable. a marist poll showed gingrich your jerseys with jesus on the

in the lead with iowa caucus back. i just don't think that christ voters, "washington post"/abc poll as him at 33 president. would have necessarily -- the ppp poll, democratic view admonished to us use symbols still has gingrich at 27%. like that. >> eric: glad you brought it ron paul coming in second in up. here is a full screen. some of the other heros that the kids are looking up to. that poll. frankly, i'd rather have my what is going through the mind of the ron paul campaign now? do you think they will make a son lookal up to tim tebow on play? >> eric: i think they are his knees making a public energized. display of affection for the number, he is moving up. he came out of the box a couple of months ago strong in iowa. christianity. weakened, coming back. and look at lindsay lohan or in the ppp poll, another name. chris brown or charlie sheen. you want to stay on ron paul. is it that bad to look up to a but there is another name. >> dana: that's okay. christian athlete? >> eric: pull it up. look at michele bachmann. >> greg: here is the deal. we have haven't uttered her i don't know if it's the name a long time. christianity part of it. all of a sudden 13% in we always tend to poke fun of striking distance of second place behind newt gingrich. people squeaky clean. the character in "toy story" >> dana: she did win the iowa straw poll. buzz lightyear, that is the >> bob: but remember this is point of him being there. in the wake of cain getting he is perfect. out of the race and the tea people like to make fun of perfect people because it party people behind cain and makes them feel better about iowa. the place they'd probably move themselves. to temporarily is to michele modern culture demands moral bachmann. ambiguity. we feel uncomfortable about

people believing in absolute >> dana: today, mitt romney truths. went on the neil cavuto show it makes us feel better that runs before us. bob was riveted that he because wefully a world seeped with moral relativism. couldn't -- >> bob: i couldn't keep my about christianity, we're not eyes open. bies. big deal. >> dana: i thought he did i would hate to see christianity become an angry fine. you had a thought on it. religion that is sensitive to >> greg: the point of moot, everything. which is a combination of mitt and run through the streets and newt. i always wanted to do that. screaming. this is nothing. >> eric: that was really i love the part where romney good. >> dana: eloquent. we have should maybe like put said they asked if he would do the trump debate. it on the mug. he said no, he had plans. >> greg: i was completely high when i said that. it's cool. >> eric: correct one piece like asked to play golf. of that. no, the wife and i have >> dana: no, you are not. bridge. >> dana:vy to wash my hair. bob would have announced it. i thought that was the best. >> eric: buzz? i want to talk about the ron >> greg: woody is the paul ad which was brutal to cowboy. >> eric: everybody loves you, woody. newt. >> greg: a lot of it was >> greg: buzz is the accurate. the republicans were a high astronaut. school, it's as though the >> eric: right. class clown defaced the class rush says it's become of the christianity and because of president locker. the cleanness of it makes people feel uncomfortable because they may not be as it doesn't help the presidents good. and it doesn't help him >> dana: i think he is either. right. i would say when it comes to at some point the republicans have to declare a truce and christianity, we're quite secure in our christianity.

decide who they come up against. i thought that was a and our position as a devastating commercial. christian nation, founded as a christian nation. i know there is a separation of church and state. i don't think the media would >> andrea: they are not be as comfortable if it was a going to coalesce until they muslim. have a candidate. it really think that it would >> greg: but there are so be, they would just, you know, many left. >> andrea: it's a two-man race, and though you see back off a little bit. bachmann gaining -- the they would be all the questions of tolerance. typical winner osiowa don't win the presidency. for mike tyson. but it does influence the rest >> andrea: whe remember when he of the race. joined the nation of islam after going to prison. >> eric: in the end if it's they didn't mock tyson with gingrich, iowa, and mitt him. he was a really badou know romney, new hampshire and then all of a sudden someone else what. it's ridiculous to go after starts to do well in either tim tebow. he can expression whatever he two, south carolina, florida, wants and it takes a lot of courage to put bible verses on . can't you bring -- >> andrea: because it's proportional and not winner take all it could last to april. i don't see the other candidates -- >> dana: does ric perry they discussed whether the surprise anybody? >> bob: i don't think so. player did a plaxico burress he put major money out. shooting himself in nightclub. >> greg: if he took off a stories from the sports world are terrible. massing and he was mitch daniels. >> bob: a problem with the >> bob: no question that third candidate in this race, tebow is a good person for

kids to look up to. rarely do you have three that is not my point. i think we have as christians, candidates. unless you have somebody like, we have a difference of how you had huckabee the last much we display our religion. time. who had a religious base in we are secure in religion. south carolina. we believe in one risen christ. we have maybe for some of us jesse jack sovereign, because he had a black face. it's difficult when you see it put in the arena of the i don't see someone moving up if they come in third or fourth because they won't have secular, particularly the the money to compete. football stadiums. now the polls are solidifying. find it difficult. usually polls the jump all around when you are four others don't. >> greg: when your adversary months, three months out. you look for a flaw in the adversary. when you play against yusuf we you can count on the poll. take out the car keys an jingle them at the fans. they are similar. they're fairly accurate. you find the thing that question for mitt romney, two represented them. of them. one, does he attack newt if you don't like tim tebow, you find the thing that gingrich? describes him and mock him. that's what you do to an how hard and when? athlete you don't like or that you are up against. does he run a stealth campaign >> eric: we got to go. to save himself in iowa and what is the key? come in secon >> greg: key thing is daddy's car. this is your car. daddy gave you a car. >> bob: we don't know that. >> greg: we haven't talk about the quayle bump. >> eric: all right. now we go. the effect of quayle. leave it there. today, president obama is comparing himself to teddy talk about it for ten minutes. roosevelt just like he >> bob: okay, good. compared himself to reagan, jfk and lincoln. >> greg: i got nothing. what is with all the >> dana: yesterday bob

didn't remember who dan quayle comparisons, obama? wait, how about the true was. comparison, jimmy carter? we'll debate that coming up. >> andrea: neil cavuto asked let me tell you about a very important phone call i made. romney about punching back at newt gingrich. you are not fired up enough. you are running at the front runner, which is what he is doing. he said we'll see. >> dana: i like in the romney interview -- >> andrea: that is the problem! >> dana: he didn't cuss. he had an opportunity. he said if i am elected president i will work day and night. >> andrea: something you would do. >> dana: i liked it. >> greg: imagine you're on a road trip and you are hungry and you go by the exit and all you see is arby's and you want off the exit. that is the republican party and arby's is romney. when i got my medicare card, they don't want to pull up. i realized i needed an aarp... >> dana: what is wrong with medicare supplement insurance card, too. arby's? >> greg: roast beef? >> dana: potato is medicare is one of the great things about turning 65, fantastic. >> bob: mormon plays in here. but it doesn't cover everything. mormons traditionally -- he in fact, it only pays up to 80% of your part b expenses. was an elder. he was very high in the mormon church. if you're already on or eligible for medicare, they are taught not to be emotive. they are taught to not attack. call now to find out how an aarp... it's part of their religious medicare supplement insurance plan, base. i tell you something, the guy,

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five." ♪ ♪ >> bob: welcome back to "the five." president obama has been accused, i should say, of channeling teddy roosevelt in kansas today. he was there continuing to push for the just payroll tax cut, the republicans are keeping away from the middle class. $1,000 less they'll have in the pocket because of republicans. >> dana: not the case. >> bob: i want to know. give me the quote -- >> eric: are we going to >> andrea: welcome back to hear him? "the five." >> bob: sorry. go ahead. it's speaker versus speaker. >> roosevelt was called a nancy pelosi has her own open radical.

mouth insert foot moment when he was called a socialist. she threatens former speaker newt gingrich by saying she investigated him and was trapped in a room with an investigation for a year and 1,000 pages of documents, even a come mist. today we are a richer nation saying he might use that information and release it at and stronger democracy because of what he fought for in the a time later to be deemed. here is what newt said in last campaign. classic newt fashion in response. >> bob: are you kidding me? listen. >> so she is suggesting she is where did he compare himself to roosevelt in that? using material developed on he said other president, cites the ethics committee. other presidents and problems fundamental violation of the he said. rules of the house and i hope do you even make a close -- the leaders file charges where did this come from? against her the second he does >> eric: they released it. pieces of the speech in >> he called at it christmas gift, which it is. advance saying he was going to having worke worked in the housf compare himself to teddy representatives for years i roosevelt and then he compared know even the janitor knows you can't take advantage that himself 101 years ago, teddy you have from an investigation roosevelt -- >> bob: that is not comparing yourself to rose and use it publicly. >> bob: i want to mention volt. >> andrea: in the same spot that ladainian tomlinson that roosevelt stood? swore off ham camera in the >> bob: how many times have break. they said so many years ago that is a first. lincoln said something here in gettysburg. are you kidding me? >> andrea: can't tell you are you kidding me anything. >> bob: this is the thing i >> eric: are you mad? find amazing. >> bob: i think it's so if newt gingrich were to pray silly and ridiculous, it's

for one person to take him on, below you people. below you. it would be nancy pelosi. >> greg: all right, all i mean they have spent the right. >> dana: how is that not a republicans a fortune comparison? >> bob: when he says what? did george bush cite another maligning her. president in a speech? she is the number one devil in did he cite another president? >> dana: of course. >> bob: good. >> dana: but he didn't say the republican base. gingrich is right, it's he was called a liar and privileged. warmonger just like me, which is the sub text. newt has detractors among the republicans in the house. >> bob: he didn't say just there is a lot of information. like me. maybe not coming out from the >> they're analyzing whether house but it will get out. or not the comparison is >> andrea: these were 83 accurate because the white charges that were found to be house wants us -- false. >> bob: but i mean -- >> dana: right. >> andrea: what is she going >> dana: they pitched it. the white house pitched the to use if her own story. they shaped this story. they're the ones who want to investigation -- it sounds us make the teddy rose vent like a joke. comparison and they work hard to make sure nerve the papers did that. >> greg: i have a joke. what do you get when you cross >> dana: go back when he was teddy roosevelt with abe lincoln and fdr and jfk? speaker. go to the tim lincecu sal alinso jimmy carter. i want to make a point about the speech. not comparisons that obama is demonize your opponent. making the other presidents. she has done this before, she said something and then she that's a joke. goes silent. you know how eskimos has 1,000 when she said the c.i.a. lied

to her. words for snow? in regard to the intel pieces. president obama has thousand so then, the c.i.a. said words for warfare. excuse us? fair share, balanced approach, when? produce it. she never talked about it opportunity, 56-minute again. the media just let it go. sugarcoated speech on class i guarantee you if a warfare. >> andrea: economic republican did that, they fairness. that is what roosevelt wouldn't give a pass. advocated for. a bad comparison because >> andrea: she has ethics rowvelt lost in 1912 called issues after being accused to use campaign money and pay family members and then she demagogue much like obama. hit on insider trading. >> bob: we need a right wing she probably should don't this. guy named -- >> eric: it's legal insider >> dana: the "new york times" after the morning of trading in congress. >> andrea: it doesn't look teddy rosenvelt nationalism good. >> eric: it doesn't smell good or pass the smell test. optics are horrible. was called the new socialism. >> bob: can i use the remember the other thing the research here to quote you? loan her brother-in-law was involved in. ronald reagan, accused ronald energy department loans. questions. reagan offing a socialist, why is she getting involved? engaging in class warfare if barney frank says they feel because he thought everybody should do their fair share. very -- i don't know -- compare himself to reagan? blessed that the person that is that comparing himself to they might go up against, reagan? being in the left, might go up >> eric: there is something against newt gingrich. different between teddy wife doesn't she shut up if roosevelt and the obama

it's a great deal for them? comparison. right now, half the country what are they trying to do? doesn't pay taxes. the other half pays insane >> greg: nancy pelosi is a rates. terrible poker player. back then, there was no which says something given the federal -- >> dana: i agree if the fact that her face has no white house press corps had expression. but the thing is, if she real not been reporting on it. >> bob: this is a silly ihad something on newt, she discussion. can we put up the thing that wouldn't stay so because she obama did announce today that had substance to it? would want him to get the the new clock, the countdown nomination and then spring it loose. what she portrayed was her to the -- there we go. the countdown to when the fear of gingrich nomination. republicans will deny all americans who get a payroll this was just like with the tax cut, which would put $1,000 in your pocket folks, agent, it came out of her as a but no -- don't interrupt me. reaction he could be the please! i want to speak here. nominee. >> greg: this is exciting. >> andrea: the republicans >> bob: you are excited when can say this is part of the you see the debt clock, aren't pelosi hatchet job. you? let me say this. i think it's the truth that people are sick of it. the republicans have gone out of their way to protect the enough already. >> bob: greg is being mean millionaire bush tax cut but to nancy pelosi. they won't let you have a her face is frozen for reasons that are not -- let me move payroll tax cut. >> andrea: democrats went out of their way to box the right on. >> andrea: yes. >> bob: if you could, the republicans in around the fact is that newt gingrich did holidays like with the auto bail-out. the republicans will be with get epic violations. him on this. they put the payroll tax cut

and unemployment benefit and he did pass the ethics all together so they could committee? he was going to make a lot of demonize republicans. money and he backed off on that and the book deal. it wasn't as if newt came out >> bob:tit ain't hard to of that thing. demonize the republicans. 83-nothing. >> greg: it's a political he did violate ethics. move. he calls at it make or break moment. he got penalized for it. but it's make and we take moment. >> bob: you don't need the unless, yononetheless, nancy pes $1,000. a lot of people do. >> greg: coming from you. >> dana: the republicans not the right person. aren't in a great position no democrat -- >> eric: she is bringing right now. this up about newt. why is it so outrageous to ask meanwhile, the gentleman, that a tax cut be paid for? house ways and means >> bob: they didn't pay for committee. bush tax cuts. give me a -- charles rangel >> dana: okay. i don't care. gets nailed. >> andrea: she was going to as well. >> eric: she says you know what? charlie has been rehabed. president obama in the bring charlie back. december jobs speech -- i disagree with you on that -- newt is horrible. >> dana: not to her point but he said every bit of my jobs bill will be paid for but when speaker gingrich left with spending reductions congress, it wasn't elsewhere. necessarily because the democrats forced him out. >> bob: pass the jobs bill. though they made the heedline >> andrea: look how he is trying to pay for it. millionaires tax something he tried to use to pay for the

h-e-double hockey sticks for a jobs bill and voted down by a while. i did that for bob's benefit. democratically controlled senate. >> bob: if you keep standing up -- that is a great thing. >> bob: what is -- >> dana: h-e-double hockey >> eric: don't go yet. can i get in this segment for once? sticks. it's interesting that he took >> andrea: speaking of that, the speech to say i'm going to get involved in passing the payroll tax. brit hume had to of who obama the whole issue when he sat on should prefer to run against, newt gingrich or mitt romney. the sideline in the whole >> they would rather run super committee debate and against newt gingrich? said i don't want to muddy >> would they ever. waters there. for good reason. get it done. >> which is? when it is his deal that he >> newt gingrich. think of the number of people wants to get together, voting this time who have completely different story. forgotten or don't remember this man as speaker of the >> bob: he didn't stand on the sidelines. house of representatives, only republicans have their back speaker sanctioned for ethics against the wall and they deserve it. violation. >> andrea: do you agree with guess what? that? >> bob: i do. rue delve the red-nose as the democrats i'd prefer to play with my party here and reindeer movie promotes bullying. keep quiet about newt, but he are you kidding me? would be easier i think. greg gutfeld did think so and he will tell us all about it. although, i think romney is a terribly flawed candidate. don't want to miss that. greg is always funny. nonetheless, it's what you got in the year when you should be competitive with a president ♪ in this trouble. ♪ republicans frankly are not right now. but one thing i say about

charles rangel, running for presidential is -- >> eric: wait a second. >> andrea: but the democrats tried to run against newt gingrich. hillary clinton chose to run against newt rather than rick lazio running for senate. this is a different time. i think either one, democrats don't want the run against either one. >> bob: c'mon! >> andrea: it's true. >> bob: the fact is newt is running for president of the united states. hillary clinton took him on he was not. easy shot then. >> greg: request i point out, newt is leading the g.o.p., madonna is playing at the bowles. you've got billy crystal hosting the oscars. faith no more is back on tour. are we sure this isn't 1995? i'm freaking out over here. >> bob: who is faith no more? go to a tease. >> thank you, stage producer bob beckel. doing everybody's job today. so nice of you. coming up, would tim tebow be criticized like he is if he were a muslim or drug addict? a columnist says so. we debate it next.

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>> greg: welcome back to "the five." monday morning fox and friends had a professor to condemn rudolph the red nose reindeer. if you are unfamiliar with fox and friend it's a group of friends that help a fox sort out history. they pointed out throw the holiday staple rudolph is bullied. like here. >> look at the beak. >> hey, the nose. >> snout. >> stop calling me names. >> rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. >> greg: the professor is right, that was bad. no one should bully a reindeer, especially one so uniquely red-nosed. it eag by tri or reindeerist if you will. but the pursuing the opinion ignoring the facts, rudolph prefails. at this point that makes eric happy i must tie this to president obama.

we know what smacks you around makes you stronger, which explains the rise of newt. this year's rudolph with more red-noses than a pub on st. patrick's day? showing you that protecting people from criticism only hurts them. how as the liberal loving media helped president obama? not well. he has made more missteps than a tap dancer in an earthquake. but the fan-based media shielded him. compare no to rudolph. due to his triumph over bullying, to one in america eats reindeer. if they do, they call it car r --caribou. the nose is the best part. bob -- [ laughter ] are you okay? >> bob: why did i think i'd get the first one. >> greg: do you think rudolph promotes bullying? [ laughter ] >> bob: that was a great monologue on your part. i don't know who the professor is and how he got bullying

from that. the guy wants to see bullying, i have seen it before. rudolph comes back and beats the crap out of the rest of them and leads the pack. bullying is beaten. >> greg: there wasn't actually any violence in it from what i remember. >> bob: there wasn't? i thought there was. >> greg: if you condemn bullying the point is you have to show what bullying is like to -- >> andreato -- >> dana: the point of the show is teach kids that bullying is wrong and stick up for people and be nicer to people. rudolph ends up being the hero. that is usually the moral of the -- >> bob: how come nobody sticks up for me here? >> greg: we all do. every day behind your back. >> andrea: you were the red-nosed political strategist. >> bob: i was red nosed a long time. >> andrea: "bob the red red-nosed strategist ♪ sunset in '70s, '80s, '90s ♪

>> greg: even though you saw it every year it made you cry. >> dana: loved it. >> andrea: it didn't make me cry. >> greg: you're a communist. >> andrea: it's a great story. santa made him the leader of the pack. he didn't susan the. >> dana: there is the land of the misfit toys. >> eric: i have alternate stories. this is the wussification america when rudolph is a problem. maybe frosty the snowman, maybe he gets the summer in the freezer. he doesn't melt. scrooge like bob isn't cranky. he just needs to take his medication and comes back more loveable. the little drummer boy isn't really an orphan. his parents are away at a global warming conference in l.a. >> bob: did you spend a long time -- >> dana: i loveed the shows. i used to organize my -- i would tell my mom we have to be done with dinner by 6:30 becausevy to get downstairs to

turn on the tv back in the day when you had to do it. it looked at kirby up there, to keep going on your -- kirby is the elf who wants to be a dentist. he reminds me of gingrich. very policy oriented. >> andrea: you had your mom last christmas? >> dana: i always watch it. >> bob: you hit me again. is this a disney thingp? disney kills everybody. he does. kills bambi, old yeller. >> greg: wait a second. people are watching that haven't seen it. >> bob: the fish. he got killed, too. >> greg: what about the california school is that teachers aren't allowed to display poinsettias or santa claus in the classroom. they don't want to offend anybody but you are allowed snowmen and snowflakes. isn't that sexist, snowmen? why not snow women? >> andrea: they don't want either one in the room. i don't understand why this is a big deal. santa claus is as secular as you can get. when people talk about santa claus, god forbid you talk

about the birth of christ. now they are trying to run santa claus out. the reason, greg, if you look, the reason they do it is because they say there is a sikh population. why not celebrate the sikh's biggest holiday on may 1? it's a great holiday. they have a parade in new york. you get free food and drink. >> bob: there are parades in new york for every nationality. >> andrea: what is wrong with that? >> bob: do you notice about poinsettias they only last a day and fall apart. >> andrea: you don't water them. >> bob: they fall apart. >> eric: there are a few snow women in my neighborhood. every winter. >> dana: why is the poinsettia religious? >> andrea: it is. >> dana: in stockton, california, so the reason they want snowmen and snowflakes they don't get snow. so it's -- >> greg: that raises another point. why do we econsistently elevate snow over other type of weather? we're discriminating against rain and sleet and hail.

wind. what has wind got? >> bob: i don't want to discriminate against you but you are supposed to tease. >> bob: okay. coming up, if chris christie getting thin skinned over his thick waist? we'll play it next. or maybe we won't. we have haven't decided. it'd rather have bob read poetry aloud as i bathe in lilac water. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> dana: welcome back. governor chris christie is none too happy with the media's prejudice against pudgy people. >> there are people talking about that t idea of me running for president. you have had columnists in this newspaper writing that somebody who is overweight can't possibly be president. >> what did you think of that? >> it's idiotic. one of the guys like eugene robinson and michael kinsly and others wrote about because he is overweight means he is undisciplined. it is just one of those last remaining vestiges of prig disand stupidity. in our -- prejudices and stupidity in our society. >> dana: what do you think? >> greg: absolutely right. the worst thing that happened to the presidency when they started joggin jogging in the dn shorts.

that is an affront to society. i want my president rotund in a three-piece suit with a watch, possibly a cane and perhaps gout. >> eric: newt! >> dana: monocle. >> greg: yes! >> bob: i don't know who wrote that word "pudgy." we don't like pudgy. >> dana: what is wrong with "pudgy"? >> greg: stocky. >> dana: big boned. >> bob: he did take a beating because he was overweight. i don't think it's fair. the media, because i have extra pounds, i get it from a lot of people. unless they're bigger than i am, they're dead. >> dana: do you think they make fun of fat democrat? >> andrea: probably not. the democrats have a war on food. that is why someone like chris christie feels so bad about himself. french fries are bad. democrat have a food fetish. obama is skinny. i'll take a fat president -- i'll take a fat president. i like fat people. fat people came and ate at my family restaurant.

>> dana: i don't think chris christie feels bad about him. he is comfortable in his own skin. >> greg: you don't want to lose weight when you are successful. look what happened to joe piscapo when he started to work out. >> bob: we're all going to die of something. eric has something to say here. >> eric: so apparently i said some things that offended kermit and miss puggy and listen, i apologize. i didn't mean to offend you guys. it called them anti-capitalist because of the movie and rich oil guys. bad. listen, froggy -- what is his name? kermit, miss pgy