ankou for being with us tonight. see you tomorrow. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld and i will be your server. the specials, laughter, thrills and a complimentary foot rub. let's go to andy levy. i can hear typing going on, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> rock and roll ain't noise pollution, america. coming up on the big show, would they rather face newt gingrich or mitt romney? and alec baldwin chaifnged his twiter and lost his account if the gems were undoubtedly missing. and are police too quick to use pepper spray? two days, greg. so close i can't take it.

>> i was thinking for the premiere of "new year's eve" maybe we should rent out a theater just for us. >> i love the idea. >> i don't want anybody talk organize crinkling their popcorn bag for the scenes. >> in an experience like "newyear's eve" shouldn't it be communal like something that would bring us together of the. >> the only people i care about are the people on the screen. >> wow. i don't even know what to say to that, greg. >> why should you? >> i have been waiting five years to say that. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sweats pepper spray. i am here with jedediah bila and she is also the author of the book called "outnumbered." if laughs were ants he would be antsy. it is shaw rad small. >> you know me. >> it is true. you see him on every post office wall. even his fit has fit, bill schulz. and he is so bright the sun is instructed not to stair

directly at me. next to me, tucker carlson, author of the great "daily caller." and beyond the folds he stinks of mold. good to see you pinch. >> kristine profiles a sleep researcher who with the aide of a drowsey person set to see if dozing in a subway car is worth while. it ends tragically. r.i.p. to the both of them. very sad. >> you didn't sound like pinch. >> what do you mean? >> you sounded like somebody else. >> who? >> somebody who likes to do your voice. >> i am not following. but i can't follow because i don't have legs. >> democrats are boosting attacks on mitt romney despite new polls showing the rival is now the gop front-runner by a wide margin. that's a lot. is as "the daily caller"

reports they are focusing their fire on romney, the candidate they think could beat obama. one analyst said the white house would see a newt nomination as, quote, a november gift. meanwhile in a focus group, when asked what gingrich reminded them of, several said a favorite uncle or a grandfather. not in my family. romney was seen as a missing father. or a second cousin. when they brought up my name they said, he is like my school step brother you end up hooking up with. i agree. finally the wall street journal owned by the super rich folks who can have me killed say the gop donors are trying to get a new candidate focusing on rudy guiliani, donald trump, paul ryan and this up and comerment -- up and comer. >> are you ready?

>> we already know ron paul is running. it is an amazing costumes. >> come on. >> that was an amazing costumes. tucker, here is my theory. i am a paranoid weird owe with problems. could the democrats be saying they would rather have newt as a trick so that we actually nominate -- we as the republicans, nominate romney instead because they think they can beat romney? do you see what i'm saying? >> i think they will probably come around to that position soon, but i think they were caught completely unprepared. i don't think they understand the republican party. i don't think the republicans can understand the republican party. and i think they sincerely think that gingrich, while smart and interesting and connecting with voters in a way that romney isn't is so undisciplined and disorganized that he would be easy to beat. >> it is true. this whole primary thing is reminding me of the classic

movie "it is a mad, mad world" where you don't know who will find the money under the giant palm trees. just gave away the money. nobody saw that movie. sherrod, have you been following politics since your early teens. >> that's right. >> doesn't matter who they will run against? they will just call them racist. >> every time i see newt gingrich, i miss my uncle. it is uncaning how much he reminds me of him. >> except white. >> and crotchety. i like newt. he spices things up a little bit. he is a smart dude. he will have his own opinion and nobody will get the change in opinion. he is not a flip-floper. nobody can call him that. i think it is good romney and him go against each other. but i like romney. but i don't think he can win and you know my reasons why. >> i know why your reasons. what does that mean? says the third year english student from -- >> spit it out.

>> student from croatia. >> she morman. it is the elephant in the room. he is mormon and america doesn't like voting for nonchristians. >> really? >> when have they done it? >> they voted for obama with the reverend wright connection. >> i am shocked to this day. >> when i see obama on tv i can hear somebody saying, tada! >> bottom line, romney seems nice, but newt has the fire in his belly, which may be acid reflux. >> and newt has been able to brand himself as a tea party candidate. the most established candidate and in washington forever, the year of the tea party and everybody wants a fresh face, maybe a governor we didn't know about. no, it is newt gingrich who has been there as long as anyone. but i think that president obama is in trouble no matter who he runs against. the economy is in bad shape. he is a successful businessman. newt has been a successful politician. and also has run a small

business as well. we have a very iny fishts -- a very inefficient president. >> i like your retort. >> it is apparently big business. >> that as well. >> i am talking about his healthcare initiative. >> tens of millions of dollars apparently. >> both candidates have inconsistencies. he has been a flip-floper on an individual mandate. he has managed to -- people don't care. people are not paying attention. why are they branding him as a flip-floper? >> you know what it is? i really do think that a lot of people that are in the tea party were new to politics and they don't even -- they don't know the newt that somebody has been around the establishment.

>> romney is more conservative than newt on the issues. that's not what it is about. it is about the fact that romney appears to be an establishment candidate. that's not true at all. that's the optics. >> and also newt seems like the guy that can take it to obama and romney is too nice. newt is going to go in there and fight him. a lot of people say newt is a flawed candidate. but aren't we all flawed candidates? >> yes, a short answer, yes. what was that question? >> i would say -- i don't really -- i do not understand newt. romney, yes, i guess he is a flip-floper, but the man is squeaky clean. on one hand you have a guy that doesn't so much as drink diet coke, and the other hand you have a guy that has had three wives and impeached a president for doing the same thing he was, shut government down, getting money from freddy mac. he was sequestered -- what was it sensored or something like that for ethics problems.

i really don't understand. >> here is the thing, the republicans made, i think, a key mistake that the democrats -- the democrats were genius in 2006. they decided on a blank slate. they found the best candidate that had no past, obama. he was like a progressive ken doll. you could make him whatever you want. i think the republicans missed an opportunity to do that maybe with a rubio or an allen west. somebody that was knew. -- somebody that was new. >> they have to grow their own obama. it is like bionic corn. >> you need two things. you need the press to be complicit. they have to decide not to look too closely at your back ground. and you have to have somebody really talented. running for president requires giving a press conference full time for three months. very few people can do that without a lot of practice. >> and remember obama did have a record. he had shady associations. he had a very liberal voting record, and the media decided

to ignore that. tucker is right. the media will make an effort to take down any republican be it new or night. but mark arubio would be interesting. he is sharp and he sounds smart which people on the left have a hard time critiquing. he sounds smart and coming from an ivy league school, they have a hard time making fun of him. >> write a book that divulges all of your -- >> put it out there. >> never a question about his drugs, ever. nobody talks about ex-girlfriend. i don't even no i if he dated anybody. nobody asked. >> in three years not one came forward. >> they ain't gonna talk on him. >> from romney's life to cat fights, is massage knee the key to mtv. according to the report from the council, women on the shows torment each other more than men. it looked at shows like

"jersey shore,"" teen mom" 1k3* "finding charlie rose" being cruel rules with positive dialogue rare among lapses. they are often complimentary like big man and dog, women use rodent and trash bag. the overwhelming message from reality tv targeted at teen girls is to be overtly negative to yourself. anyway, in other reality news, snookie and dina h are getting a spinoff show. i think we have a clip. >> i would watch that nonstop. i would never get up to eat or go to the bathroom.

jedediah, i hate watchdog groups with a passion. have i to say, aren't they right on this? >> that's right. you are from vh1. >> i will get to that. no, i am getting confused. i am thinking about beverly hills. >> i was talking about vh1. my mistake to you. are these watchdogs correct? >> well, i think the feminists are going to hate that i say this, but they bring up a good point. women are very often very tough on women. women tear up and into women more than men do. men get a bad rep for being masagonistic and whatnot, but women have said horrible things out of jealousy or whatever it is. this brings something real. these are reality tv stars and that's really what is happening to women. >> you are saying it is an accurate reflection? >> i do. >> you love unstable women

because they give you drugs. >> and they also gave me life. hi, mom. it is no surprise women hate women. that's why we never had a woman president. women will attack for more than men would. as soon as they are on screen they would say, look at his hair. red shoe ozzy election day? what a ho. they hate each other. >> look who beats up on sarah palin and michele bachmann, their hair styles and their clothes. well feel because they are out there they want to represent them. some is hate and some is i am not that [bleep] i am me. >> there is a reason the squaws tortured the prisoners. there is not the exswriz zit -- the exquisite cruelty. do you know how many men

cut -- men like women, right? >> we are hopeless. >> when they get together, they don't it criticize women. >> we never do that. >> we say filthy things. >> it is incredibly disgusting how nice we are. >> bill, your daughters were on "16 and pregnant." in fact, they are the only stars of it. did that embarass you or were you proud? >> are you kidding me 1234* i told them to get pregnant so daddy can get a check. i still get a cut because i made them. and my first job i worked in a magazine. me and a bunch of women. they were all nice to each other and i was blown away when i -- when they would come to my door and the office door closed and unleash on every one of them when i thought they were the best of friends. i was blown you a way i had an office. that was the first and only

time that has ever happened. >> bill just didn't notice in the office there was a cleaning bucket and a mop. >> it was more a closet than an office. but you said, because i left. is i want to talk about how people criticize the cable news. they create a duopoly. everybody is yelling at each other. nothing comes this close to cultural destruction. i will say this as a defense, what about "jackass" which taught boys ho you to jump off rooves. >> that's a natural inclination. put yourself in peril, hurt yourself and die in order to amuse your friends. that's a basic male code and has been since time began. >> that's not them tearing new year'sother and bad names and then young girls are out there looking and saying they don't have respect for themselves. that's a different thing. that's boys being goofy and silly. >> right now that's a hot

thing. have you the mob wives and baseball wives. you don't have husbands nothing. >> they tried to do something with husbands and it didn't work. >> maybe they should -- maybe the girls should be like "jackass" where there is a warning and saying don't do this. it could be don'ts call your friends a [bleep]. >> at this level it could be toxic. >> i get incredited wlee depressed -- incredibly depressed. >> it has already ended. gi thank you check the education requirements from new zealand? >> no, but i should. >> they have koala biers and -- >> not much else. on that note, coming up, do the poor deserve to live? we discuss jedediah's new car, i'm not sure.

first, what if you blain a debate and nobody comes. we discuss trump's political showdown. it will probably be boring.

has alec put a gag on his hash tag? it is true the sweaty celeb has locked his twitter account, meaning you can only view his crappy, crap, crap if he accepts you as a follower.

this after being escord off an american airlines flight on monday. says baldwin's long-time publicist, quote, alec is just focused on "30 rock" right now. i think that's the name of his belly. focused, but not so focused that he couldn't find time to write in a huffington post column. he couldn't resist raging on the flight attendant. saying, quote, i guess the fact this woman who decided to make an example of me while everyone else was left undisturbed did get the better of me. >> oh, burn. >> meanwhile american airlines reps talked about his outburst on facebook. he said he refused to turn off his cell phone and closed the lavatory bath m roo. who says lavatory? the cockpit door was closed

and locked. the passenger was rude to the crew using inappropriate words and language. what does cool baby have to say about this man baby? >> if only that was the answer to all of the world's problems. everything is fine. tucker, here is my theory. if the flight attendant was hot, he wouldn't have done this. >> alec baldwin is an obnoxious tool. let me get counter intuitive. can we all pre pretend that using a cell phone on your plane is dangerous. it is not. it is not dangerous. this is a holdover from an hair loom. it is a way to control people. i say free alec.

>> sherrod, isn't this alec baldwin's world and we are extras he can assault at a whim. >> that's what his brother said in court papers. i don't know whose side to go on. alec is douchey. but the airline flight attendants there are a bunch of sky [bleep]. >> i love that movie. >> you have to put them in their place sometimes. >> i am going to bleep that. >> why that? >> but i will leave it in, but it will be bleeped and i will say i am doing it because they will come after me because of what you said. jedediah, alec baldwin is a pro union, liberal activist and he humiliates a working class flight attendant. isn't that wonderful? >> it is typical. i feel bad for his pr rep who has to help him. he has gone after everyone and

anyone. then we have the a-morale followers that come after us. i have had little exchanges with him. i want to know which of us will sneak in and get us to follow him back to see what he is tweeting. i am curious. i have spare time. >> the trojan twitter. i like that. >> he linked his tantrum to 9/11. is he the real victim here? >> he is a real victim. much more than anybody in new york. i don't understand why alec didn't want to leave more quickly than anybody else. i understand why it is a permed prom date. i don't understand the obsession with words with friends. that's what he was playing. that sounds like what somebody does with a friend with benefits. i don't get any of this. >> the thing i don't understand is locking of your twitter account is a woosy way of saying i can't handle what other people are going to say to me. that's because of the things i say.

>> but then again, at some point, aren't we all going to be at that point? won't we all get off twitter? you will say something when you are drunk and something will happen. >> i get angry tweets all the time. i love them. bring it on. i send them back angry. >> i think you are confusing twitter with actual beer bottles. >> isn't it the same thing? >> know, i just think inevitably you are on twitter for three years and then it is done. >> he will love this. now you have to be special to see his tweets. you have to be a select member of the -- >> it is like an elite crew. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy.

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welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you?

>> i'm great. >> awesome. would democrats rather face newt or mitt? oh, he said, he is like my really cool step brother from copenhagen that you hookup with. >> yes. >> what's your source on that? >> i just happened to wander into the focus group meeting. i wrote that down on a piece of paper and sliped it in. >> so it is firsthand? >> yes, it is firsthand. >> good enough for me. >> i am glad you asked. some people may be questioning the validity of that. >> that's my job. >> your name didn't come up in the focus group. >> i wouldn't expect it to. >> are donors really thinking about trying to draft paul ryan to run? >> i read that from the prompter. >> he was great on "mad about you but he has bt -- he hasn't really done anything. >> that's paul reiser. >> what did i say? >> paul ryan. >> oh, okay. sorry.

tucker, do you buy the 2.0 argument that he is a changed man and learned from his past mistakes? >> yes, i think adult men change profoundly. it is a whole new person. i have seen it a lot. >> i keep telling my wife that. >> does she buy it? >> no, no, no. she looked at me with shear disgust. >> sherrod, you say he is not a flip-floper, but he has been back backpedaling about a lot of things, most notably the ad he did with me. >> it i somebody you don't know who changed their minds. he has been around for so long you know when he will change his mind. you know the scope of it. to me he is not a flip-floper. he is just an old man. next question. >> you said romney is mormon and americans don't like voting for nonchristians. mormons consider themselves christians.

>> christians don't consider them christian. >> i think a lot of them do. >> really? i don't think that is true. >> jedediah, gingrich has been able to connect. this is like the greatest trick that gingrich ever pulled off was convincing the world he is not an insider. >> he is convince -- a lot of people supporting sarah palin shifted to newt. you have the ultimate washington outsider and the ultimate washington insider. what happened? we are at the point where he is the smartest guy in the room and he will nail a debate. where else do we go? >> i have heard the argument made that he was so dismyselfed in washington he can be considered an outsider. >> i think i made that argument over drinks at the carlisle. >> really? >> then i withdraw it. >> as you just said, gingrich

is clearly the smartest guy in the room. don't you think his problem is he thinks he is the smartest guy in the room all the time? >> yes. >> it is like donald rumsfeld syndrome. >> yes, i think he is very arrogant. americans love confidence, but they hate errogance. >> i disagree. he says he is the smartest guy in the room. that's one room. if he said, i am the smartest guy in the house. >> or in every room. >> he says it regardless of what room he is in. >> that's right. regardless of who is in it. >> what if the room is empty? then he is being modest. >> i would agree. i think in most rooms he is the smartest guy. i think there has to be a way you can be the smartest guy in the room and not let everyone know you know you are. so some of that errogance has to be toned down. remember, barack obama is super arrogant. you want somebody that is the opposite, down to earth. >> barack got swag. you are confusing the two between errogance and swagger.

he has swag, baby girl. >> unemployment is at 9%. >> we live in the same building. don't make it awkward when i have to see you. >> what's that address again? >> you know it. >> sherrod, you said republicans need to grow their own obama. is this why you -- why he has a forged birth certificate? was he grown in a lab? >> it looks like it. he was the perfect black dude to be the first black president. he might not have been the best, but he was the best dude to be it then. that's what we got. and hall of fame for president. >> bill, you are still upset about that. >> absolutely. >> angry white bill .org. >> don't get bill started on integration. we don't have a couple hours. mtv trash talk coming from

women. jedediah, you heard women saying horrible things about other women. >> i have a lot of male friends for a reason. i went to an all girls catholic school from k-12 and i have seen in ugliness. i have a lot of male friends and i haven't seen that. and a lot of cool things i won't share on air. >> when reality shows are all women, is it because they are. >> well, i don't know. if they have a husband, and she has a husband. be proud. >> they are not there to show them up. >> we can't put it on the women. the men are producing the pillows. >> not only are they there not to make friends, but when they are eliminated, that's not the end of them. >> that's absolutely not the end of them. >> they pack up the knives on

"top chef." >> get your knives and go. >> you haven't heard the last of me. >> yes, we have of the haven't heard of you since. one of them is in jail. >> but still insist on being called chef. you heard of that. >> no. >> google top chef. >> alec baldwin changing the name of his twitter account and locking it down. you said baldwin is an an obnoxious tool. don't you think the beautiful thing is he has no idea how it comes you a cross? >> he is raw and real. there is something appealing -- i hate his politics and he is a caricature and there is something authentic about the guy. you should be able to talk on your cell phone in a plane. >> i agree. i totally agree with that.

but it is right now against the law. the flight attendant was trying to do her job. >> he is obnoxious, but less phony than most. >> what made following him on twitter was one minute he is tweeting occupy wall street, and the next minute he is posting a picture of the sunset from the hamptons. >> he has absolutely no idea there is a disconnect there. >> he lives in an irony free world. >> jedediah, you mentioned that baldwin does use twitter to go after him. it was about the ones he made about the flight attendants. he had a few about the starbucks baristo and doesn't like the service she game him. >> i think if they are not hot and flirting with them. he doesn't like them. >> starbucks 1k3* first class -- it sounds like white people problems to me. >> absolutely.

>> thanks, camera dude. >> lastly, greg, you mentioned that locking your twitter account means you can't take what people are saying to you. that is what you want in the future mayor of new york city. >> absolutely. >> i am done. >> somebody who throws tantrums on the investigation. >> like you do. >> every morning. >> yeah. >> the subway is what i call -- well, never mind. coming up, hugh jackman is gay -- ning weight. he is a method actor. but first -- we are not doing this story because we will do another story that we didn't get to in the other block.

they are taking a path on that debate with class. is it a kick in the rump for donald trump? on tuesday mitt romney was the latest candidate to decline attending the december 27th event hosted by the beloved billionaire. others to send their regrets so far include ron paul, john huntsman and the only ones to rsvp, newt gingrich, rick sontorum and yourich. they asked trump if mitt wouldn't get his endorsement? >> no, i don't want to put this together with that, but everybody wants my endorsement. i represent a lot of people. i represent millions and millions of people.

just look at the websites. >> yes, just look at the websites. the websites, i guess. i don't know which website i am supposed to look at. is there a website that says, where your billions of fansof trump are. should we even bother with more debate? perhaps there is a better way to pick a candidate. >> that's how they like their president in thailand. shaw sherrod, you love trump, and yet you hate trump. what is it today? >> i tolerate trump mostly. but i think i am going to the debate. i hear he is giving out free hotel rooms. >> good. when is the debate? trump hotel and i doesn't sound fun.

tucker, is it code orange for a debate? should they can sell if only a few people are going chght what it represents is interesting. the republican party used to be the adult party. kind of boring. maybe a little severe. it is a disciplinarian party. it is free for all, we don't care party. that's a significant change and a bad one. >> you think it is a bad one? >> we have that in the democratic party. you want free stuff? here it is. somebody else will pay for it. it will be party in the strength and ideas and rec tau tude and dig gnaw few -- rec tau tude and dignity. if you are having a donald trump debate you are not even trying. >> it could have been snookie. if nobody comes to the debate does it matter? >> i think it kind of matters. i was looking forward to it, to be honest. it will be fun when we have

850 debates i think it would have will be different and interesting in that capacity. but i think he made a big mistake on hannah tee when he said he was leaning toward one or the other. you shouldn't say that. most of the mod -- moderators are not impartial, but they don't say, i am leaning toward this guy before it starts. that's not a good strategic move. >> bill, you lean toward uh a lot of men, in a park. gingrich means he has endorsement locked up. >> i think he will endorse himself. all of the questions will be like, why do you suck and i rule? that will be the entire debate. it is not that romney may not or may not go and hunts man's campaign is futile. the important thing is they had outlets to talk about the casinos, talk about the tv show. it is all out there and thanks

for playing ball. >> by the way, it is the klassest vodka on the market. >> he is the most booze smokin. >> he rolls out for money. >> does this hurt romney by not going? >> of course not. omney is an uptight character. there is a market for the uptight character. he does a reality show, and i said this yesterday on another show, the five, remember he did the mole, right? wasn't it call the mole. >> what's your point? >> i don't have one. >> now he is more dignified more than that. >> he cries on -- >> he also grunts through the debate. >> that's uh so. i forgot about that.

no, i don't think it was him that was grunting. it was another guy. >> it was like a russian female pro tennis player hitting the ball really hard. everybody was asking a question. coming up, time to take a break. something that will excite you beyond your wildest dream.

welcome back. at a town hall meeting in new jersey which is actually in the united states, someone asked governor chris christie if he plants audience questions at town hall meetings. kristi's response was christie-esque. >> do you or your staff ever plant questions at a town hall meeting? >> to say it is a planted question, that means my staff is telling someone to ask a particular question. >> correct. >> and that doesn't happen. so you really in front of this group with all of the important issues we have going on in this state, you are wasting these people's time with a qi on whether we plant questions in the audience. >> well, with all due respect,

if it was a planted question, you are wasting time at the town hall meeting. >> if i planted the question why the hell did i call on you? >> that was so good. >> that was so magical. >> tucker, how -- this guy should be running for president? how can you change his mind? >> he is playing at the higher level. he gave --20 years of covering politics and he gave the single most compelling speech. it doesn't mean he would be a great president, but he can communicate better than anybody i have ever seen. why is he not running? no clue. it is weird. >> it is troubling. and now he is stepping up and talking about politics and the ptd. he wants to play a part. sherrod, how much interesting would the debate be with obama and christie. >> it is amazing. he is a man's man. maybe he wants to drop a couple pounds when he goes in the ring with obama.

i like chris chris stey. he is a real dude. i loved it. >> i'm just wondering if he is one of those people on "the five" that you can catch at 00. it was like the joe piscapo as he lifted weights. do you think he is too harsh on people? >> i think that's why people love him. >> he has been fabulous. he call itself like he sees it. how much more fabulous would the debates be. throw in a little trump and that is entertainment. >> bill, you hang out with christie from time to time. what do you do together? >> the opposite of boring stuff. he is captain fun. i should ask why was my scooter -- my lights off for three weeks because of one storm desm -- storm? his poll numbers are low. he should have run for

president because he probably won't be re-elected. >> nobody gets out of in erg new jersey alive. you don't serve a couple terms and then escape to prison. >> i thought they are looking for somebody in the romney enterprise. something going on there. that guy was asking him if he planted a question and then he said, if i would have planted a question, why would i have you here? what if he planted that guy? >> then that guy should be president of the world. >> well then that guy will be inevitably. >> he is controlling the show right now. the next one we see will be a phoney balogna. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. not a fan of his. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news .com/red eye.

see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern for "the five." a new "red eye" returns tomorrow. >> that will be a fun show. tv's andy levy is fun and he is here to do the post gam wrap up. >> we are dominating the story. if you want to watch this guy fall from grace in realtime, daily caller .com. >> who are you talking about? >> the attorney general of the united states. matt boyle is on him. >> you are the one -- you made up an entire story about him, i hear. >> every day. >> jedediah, do you have more tv appearances? >> yes, hannity on tuesday and saturday on fox news watch to break down media bias which is fabulous. >> i bet it is very biasy.

>> what do you have? >> well, i will be filling in for you on friday on this show. black andy. finally. >> i have bad news for you. i am not taking the day off. >> sucks for you sherrod. >> you are going to be here? >> i will be here. maybe i will take the day off. >> maybe i will take the day off. >> no. >> you never know. >> friday will be a fun show. breitbart will be fun tomorrow, greg, but tomorrow will be amazing just like this show. >> bill, anything you want to plug? >> yes, i have an explosive feature coming out in maxim about the medical marijuana going on in arizona and colorado. i would tell you about it, but i wrote it a year ago and can't remember. >> thanks, andy. have a great night. drive safely. thank you, jedediah. bill schulz, sherrod small.