>> dana: i think we can make bob read cowboy poetry. >> bob: you are supposed to read that. >> greg: that does it for "the five." see you welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is off caroling in grant park. poor carol. and now mike baker for our pre game report. mike, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. lots and lots and lots of stuff to cover this evening. i do hope the panel was paying attention. there is just so much crap to talk about i thought i would use bullet points to explain what is going on in tonight's show. rainbow six, the occupy movement, cat woman, taxes, republicans on the campaign trail, tamale tweets and egg mcmuffins. that's as concise as i can be. >> that was devastatingly to the point. how is your tweet coming

along? >> thanks for askingment to find out go to mv company man. every new follower gets a free diligence keepsake memory. any christmas memory you would like to share? >> that's a cheap shot. go away. >> let's introduce our guest. i am here with lauren sivan. the ktt reporter in los angeles. her new auto-biography comes out in march. i would like to welcome a first time guest. he is david angelo. and i just realized i forgot to write something funny for him. bill schulz, who thinks she on "modern family" right now. the screenwriter, the producer and the man who launched ricochet .com and it is filled with object rez bounding and deflecting one or more times from the surface which they are passing or which they hit a glancing blow. and his sails are low because hissed for y'all page blows. hello, pinch. >> just got back from one hum-dinger of an office winter solstice party. the times stopped calling them holiday parties in 2008 so as

not to offend employees who don't believe in holidays. the seasonal tofu log was beyond pleasant and a nondenominational folk music couldn't have been more delightful. i guess what i am trying to say, the war on christmas is all too real. we will prevail. >> are you dead? i was hoping you were dead. >> they occupy our parks, but do they occupy our hearts? we look at the villains in the upcoming game tom clancy's rainbow six patriots. >> this is for the homes you foreclosed on. this is for the bailouts you took. we are the true patriots. it is time for a new balance of power.

>> i'm assuming those are the bad guys. who knows? and then there is this intriguing bit of dialogue from the latest "dark knight rises trailer." >> you better bat ton down the hatches. you are all going to wonder how you ever thought you could leave so little for the rest. >> that's right. it sounds like anne hath away, spoiler alert, cat woman is out to get the 1%. my guess is that won't stop her from shaging patrick baitman. are rich guys under taxed clowns? according to a cbs news poll, 60% think those earning taxes over $1 million should be increased and a poll shows 50 57% -- 57% think the wealthy

won't pay their fair share. interesting, but can we see more exclusive footage of anne hath away -- anne hath away? her regail yaw? >> thanks for the holiday spirit. lauren, how are you? >> hi. >> you were saying in the green room the rainbow six trailer really turned you on. why is that you sick freak? >> i like old white men. >> we know that. >> why was i turned on by the video game or cat woman? >> the video game trailer. >> i don't recall saying that. but i probably was. i think that -- >> take your time getting into the show, lauren. that's cool. >> i don't know where you are going with this, andy jie. i don't either. just say something. >> it was hot. >> huddle.

>> are you too salt and pepper. silver fox. >> i'll take it. >> lauren, do you have any thoughts about the rainbow six game and the way it appears that the occupy wall streeters are portrayed. >> i couldn't tell who was the villain and who is the hero so to speak. is rainbow -- and this is a legitimate question, are they a gay team? >> they are not. rainbow six are anti-terrorists. >> i am going to move on now. >> welcome to the show and i am so sorry. the creative director says they started developing this story a year and a half ago before the occupy movement even existed. but do you see -- i mean, we have a video game where the villain appears to be occupy inspired. 1* that going to resonate with the public? >> they will have mixed feelings because they are the video game players which is -- video games are interesting

because they are what is keeping the 99% from actually carrying out anything like this. it is a moot . they will probably like it, but it will be fun to watch them play. they will be like, oh yeah, this belittles micah. the -- be littles my cause. but the graphics are great. >> is it fair to say the occupy movement has secured a place in the national -- it is a french word. >> it is a french word. maybe. we always make fun -- the bad guy -- what is it, the guy who ran the bank in "it is a wonderful life." everybody hates the yuppie banker. you can't make the terrorist muslims, right? if you did that it would be racist. you have to make them somebody so they are the bankers. >> there have been six of the rainbow six games. the first had echo terrorists and then the russian mofia and global liberation front which

is lefties and mexican terrorists. >> everybody but the people who actually take down buildings. >> i thought i was playing the arcade game of this anti-banking thing. it was just my atm. >> bill, i want to move on to the dark knight thing because i know you are a mild fine. the "dark knight" director thought about using actual occupy wall street footage in the movie. what do you think his end game is here? do you think he will portray the occupy yes, sirs positively, negatively or is it a gray area? and will you boycott the film? >> let's go through the gigantic question. the reason he didn't use it was he wanted them to be menacing. that's something batman would wipe his foot on. i am boycotting batman, not because of the occupy yes, sirs, but despite my letter writing campaign, no robin.

where is the caped rew -- crusader without robin? and thirdly, as far as the video game is concerned, talk about overkill. they beat the crap out of this guy and strap a bomb to him and shoot the window and knock him out of the window where he will explode anyway on the pavement, and right before he hits the ground, they hit the bomb on his back. he explodes then. and i guess it hits more people. >> that's the point. he blew up a bunch of things. >> couldn't he have detonated the bomb when he fell to the ground? they shot it -- they detonated it in the middle of the air. >> right, just before he got to the ground. >> they thought he was living too long. >> i did the work as a con -- consultant and it may have hurt the detonator. >> david, you were down at occupy wall street. >> i was down there. >> how did it go? >> i don't want to say which side i sympathize with, but i brought my own nightstick.

>> i think they have a lot of good points about the bank taking advantage of the system. but the tactics are a little weird. why were they trespassing on private property. it was strange. they president whated the trinity church lot. i don't know how in depth you know. you jump the fence and you say what are you proving 1234* trin trinity church wouldn't let them use it. it is like mofia. >> i will tell you one thing, had i seen more people in cat suits, i may have wanted to tune into what they had to city. -- had to say. they could have had a little more sex appeal. >> you have been down to the ones in l.a. >> they were kicked off city hall property, and now they have a bunch of grassroots campaigns and one of the most recent ones was they tried to shut down the port, and that's

something the longshoremen were not agreeing with. they were preventing the 99% from actually getting the work. >> they got a lot done on their screenplay. >> or they put us to work. we had overtime. >> and weren't they condemning you on camera, but then after the camera they said, i really think it is great, and i love having you here. >> >> they would scream, "you are murdoch'swhore on camera, and -- on camera" and then afterwards they said, look, i know you are just doing your job. >> what about the polls that show the rich aren't paying their fair share of taxes? >> it fits in line with the majority of americans think the system is rated against them. aol financial page had a poll that said the majority of americans actually -- like their bank, they like their own bank more than they like

the government. there is a million polls. people don't like it when the economy goes down and they feel like they didn't have a fair shot. it is hard to look at what happened in the last couple years and think they are wrong. the reason they occupy wall street and the tea partiers and the gentlemen in the country align in certain ways and that's because people feel like the system is rated against them. if you were a taxpayer and you did your job and you play by the rules, you got the shaft. >> i agree. and that's why i had some empathy from the occupy yes, sirs. >> they are stupid. but the colonel of it is we are government and big business are aligned against ordinary capitalism. >> you would think it was less government. >> one would think that. >> the occupy yes, sirs are well dressed, well groomed and lethal. what part of the clip did you not understand? i'm scared of that right now.

i am never speaking bad about them again. >> that was amazing. >> we will move on. >> from batman to superman. thank god it is a political story not about polls. >> just kidding. as they recount in the atlantic, the magazine is not the second largest ocean on the planet. his nine-year-old son went around asking the candidate the one question that was on nobody's mind, but it should have been. >> if i were a super hero, if i were any super hero, who would i be and why? who would it be? why? >> the question was if i was a sire hero, who would i be and why? the candidate response is? >> i grew up with superman. -- i grew up with superman. >> i guess i would pick superman. >> there was one in my day named superman. and superman came to save the united states. >> that's why superman can.

>> all of the candidates played along except for one whose name rhymes with ron paul. >> sir, ron paul didn't know who his favorite super hero was, and he just walked away. i think he should have said something. >> i'm sure he had his reasons of brushing off a fourth grader with the camera rolling. he probably had to go not look at news litters with his name on them. >> another campaign, they told a gay man to vote for obama or something. >> i think the only issue of marriage. >> you should be pro obama. >> yeah, dude, vote for the other guy who doesn't support gay marriage. and finally, rick perry released a new ad staring his wife. make sure you stick around for the end. >> i'm uh anita perry.

>> when his tour of duty ended he returned home and asked knee marry him. we were raised with christian values, values we still believe in. we know washington, d.c. could use some of that. >> i'm rick perry, and i really approve this message. >> can we please see that a few more times? come on. come on. >> washington, d.c. could use some of that. >> i'm rick perry scpirks really approve this message. >> washington, d.c. could use some of that. >> i'm rick perry, and i really approve this message. >> washington, d.c. could use some of that. >> i'm rick perry scpirks really approve this message. >> washington, d.c. could use some of that. >> i'm rick perry, and i really approve this message. >> he is a ninja. for more campaign news let's go to our "red eye" even yes, sir cory -- senior correspondent at the touch screen.

>> for the record, i think -- well, now i am blanking on his name. i think he does a much better job. >> a bunch of the republican candidates picked superman. at least obama was born on this planet, right? >> yes, i mean, i am actually surprised that ron paul punted on that. i thought he would say something like, i refuse to participate with the tactics of the international jew from the newsletters he didn't write. >> i'm surprised he didn't say booster gold. >> that would have been more thoughtful. >> lauren, by doing this has ron paul lost the nine-year-old vote? >> well, you know who is

shaking his head right now? [bleep --] bleep [. and he didn't want any part of a nine-year-old boy. >> i'm bill schulz. >> i was not expecting the conversation to go in that direction. >> i didn't mean to take it in that direction. >> this is on at 3:00 a.m. >> i am not sure if it is anymore. >> ron paul couldn't be a super hero. he only has powers specifically enumerated in the constitution. it is not going to happen. >> bill, i want to talk about gingrich and the gay man. by the way, it is a sitcom i am pitching to nbc. do you remember his honesty? >> yes. not voting for gingrich because he doesn't support gay marriage is silly. there are a million reasons

not to vote for newt gingrich. that is just one of them, andy. >> what super hero would you have picked? >> is he aware of the acrobatic background? are they aware of how willy nil leahy -- nilly he prances from building to build ?g he is the right hand man. >> they haven't caught up with michele bachmann yet. coming up, damon? more like blamon obama. >> guests on "red eye" well stay in the luxurious" red eye" suites. the "red eye" suites provide accommodations for first and long-time guest usa like.

should twitter pull the plug on easy law mist thugs? a somali militant group may seek to shut down the account. recently shabab known for chopping off hands and other brutal measures have been sending out the taunting sub miss cives talking about their attacks like this one they want to get their message out on "red eye." nice try. they are worried the tweets would be a way to reach potential recruits, and they may have a legal authority to close the account. the u.s. will continue to mess with the militants in other ways.

>> we sabotaged their weapons. i want to bring mike baker into this. what do you know about this group, shabaab? >> it is somewhere between west life and boys to men. they are in the category of violent extremist could i jot particular muslim groups that has an ax to grind and wants to kill innocent people. >> what do you make of the twitter account? they are tweeting mostly in english. clearly they want us to read them, and by us lauren and bill. >> it is true, but what are you going to do? they are talking about trying to have twitter shut down the account.

i think somebody has to sit down and explain to the pentagon if it is coming out of that shop exactly how twitter works. >> we haven't invaded a country in a longtime. maybe too long. >> we do not want to get back in that goat rope. tactile, very focused surgical operations. they are terrific. don't get me wrong. and wherever we find the enemy, if we can agree on who the enemy is apparently and get joe biden to agree on that, we should go after them. they get long-term building exercises. >> when did you become a wimp?

>> thank you, and i will see you at half time. >> should they shut it down or is it ridiculous government over reach? >> it is ridiculous government over reach. somalia for your jihad, you know, police or tweets. >> and my question is -- if the government can force twitter to shut down this account, can the government also tell say the "new york times" you can't let certain people write op-eds for you? >> there are a lot of people i would like to put on the list. >> that would be good too. >> should twitter shut it down? >> they have 4600 followers. if they will shut something down, let's look at the kardashians. they are far more dangerous than this little group. i mean, it is almost adorable

they got on twitter. they are the threats to national security. >> last week somebody tweeted that it is good when extremists or perceived extremists come out and talk. can we have a coffee with them i think we have their response. they tweeted back a caramel macchiato would do. what the hell? >> that is terrorism if they are going to starbucks. you know, i feel weird because this account follows me. >> it is a little conflict of interest. they have 4500 followers? >> yes. >> that's more than me. i am going switch and get my numbers up. >> you have to get them to retweet you. >> if twitter shuts down the twist accounts, does that open the door to them shutting down

the annoying accounts like yours? >> that's a low blow. it is so low the camera can't see it. but i will answer anyway. >> i will stand by it. >> first of all, i find this entire thing to be very counterproductive. if these guys have a twitter account, and they are on-line, couldn't that by reason -- we would be able to follow them possibly by something called a satellite. and if not that, they can monitor their activities, and maybe figure out some sort of code. we lose the ability to do all of those things when we shut down their camp. i think the people who chop off hands are on twitter as much as they are. >> check in on four square and we can get a satellite. >> i don't think it is that hard. it is the 21st century. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. we will count them down for our new year's special.

it is red eye at fox news .com. -- red eye at fox fox news .com. all 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from mike baker. >> tonight is sponsored by presents, the items given to someone as a gift, usually in celebration of a specific occasion. thanks, presents.

let's see if we got anything wrong. >> welcome back, everybody. it is the half time report. and we've got andy as the host tonight. i was consulting with santa all nightlong. well not all nightlong. during the scorecard, looking at who has been getting the most correct and getting the least correct. according to santa, who is on the good list and who is on the bad list, and it is interesting. we have a tie between andy and lauren for most correct statements. everybody has made santa's good list except for bill and that that was pretty much expectant. the numbers are not bad. if you read the differences between the gap and the wanker

polling, then compared to what we are saying, the net work will be happy with that performance. >> can i interrupt? >> yes. >> any idea why the gap was as good as it was? >> yes, honestly because we have been getting close to hitting the key demographic. the gap is one of the trailing indicators. i think we have been taking a christmas poll for the past two months asking which of the red eye guys you would like to find under your tree in the morning. surprisingly it has been close. greg is still in the lead followed by andy and bill has been showing some surge here during the past few weeks. we will get back to you on

that as we get closer to the christmas holidays. >> do you mind if i break in? >> by all means. it is your show. >> i think the reason greg is leading is because people think he is an elf. >> i don't like either of them. do you really want to find either under your tree in the morning? >> maybe you are hoping the tree will fall on them. >> i am going to move on. and moving on to what i like to call story one. and in story one, andy, you started off saying ows and the whole issue of wealth and the 1%. you asked are rich guys just under taxed clowns, and frankly no we don't believe we are.

moving on, lauren, this was a stellar round for you. i was busy taking notes as fast as i could. if i may, i like old white men. >> it was hot. i think we will move on. welcome to the show, david. it is a pleasure to have you on here. >> i have been playing guitar hero, lyndsay buckingham edition. >> you don't even do the songs. you write apologies to stey vee nicks -- stevie nicks. >> okie-dokie. according to what you said, is it true -- you referred to old man potter from "it is a wonderful life" as a yuppie

banker. you know, i didn't get the movie, so i shouldn't refer to it. >> jimmy stewart should have been arrested. >> you are talking about my all time absolute favorite movie. story number one included the dark night. they are boycotting batman because there is no robin? >> i am putting the boy in boycott, baker, indeed i am. >> you remember the scandal that broke not long ago between ernie and beret when they came out and said they were not a couple? >> i do not believe that scandal, so therefore it doesn't exist. i was wonder figure you were making any predictions? >> i said only what i wanted to say. he looks great in green underwear. we will leave everything else up to conjectures. >> bill's favorite batman is george clooney. you have to take that.

>> was there any other? >> there was only one with nipples on the suit. >> interesting point, cosmopolin ran an article not that long ago -- my research staff didn't tell me exactly how long ago it was, and i am working my way toward that right now. it said what is your guy's favorite super hero reveal about himself? and if you look at the fellows who worship superman or who would choose superman as their favorite super hero, it says superman is the squint essential nice guy. he will apparently -- if it is your guy's favorite -- your fwie's favorite, he will love it if you ask for advice or help in a mini crisis whether changing a flat or settling you down after a fight with a pal. >> b for boring. >> i know. where am i going with all of that? the story about gingrich and the gay vote, bill, you said there are a million reasons not to vote for gingrich. i think we have time. can you name them? >> a million one, i don't like his part.

it is too far on the side. number two, associations with freddy nicks. by the way, rob, the twitter thing, you said 141 characters, and i believe it is 140 characters. >> wow. wow. >> that's actually the first time ever i have actually done what an am buds man is supposed to do. >> that's why i left it for you. >> and finally on the somali tweet story, i really liked what i had to say about that. that's it and don't forget. >> i love the fact that you pooh poohed twitter and now you are whor ny g it out every -- whoring it out every second you can get. >> i am a twitter whore. > you would not be able to use a twitter account to then lock in the satellite on whomever

is tweeting. >> i was just spit bawling. >> i am done. >> coming up, was kim jong-il the greatest sports man in the world 1234* you are watching "red eye" stick around.

does a guy who just bought a zoo just rip you know who? it is true. matt damon is still bummed about president obama dising him for the second time this year. the team america star tells "elle" the magazine, and not the 12th letter of the alphabet. you know, we want a president with some balls who have been in the long run of the country, much better. and damon called out his beloved democrats as proof that more needs to be done. quote, if the democrats think they didn't have a mandate, people are literally without any focus or leadership.

just wandering out into the streets to yell right now because they are so pissed off. imagine if they had a leader or a dear leader. anyway, those are fighting words in my hood. let's discuss in the -- >> lightning rooooooouuuuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> is this the general feeling of a lot of people in hollywood who supported obama? >> i don't want to say anything bad about matt damon because i think he has cancer. did you see that? >> it is for a role. >> thank god. i was worried about that for a minute. i think barack obama is going to get all of the support he needs from hollywood. maybe they will complain about it, but they will back him 100%. >> let's be honest. when 2012 runs around damon will be right there backing obama again. so why is he doing this now?

you know we are on tv right now. >> i think, the vibe i am getting from you, andy, is that you think that damon is doing this almost to support obama. by getting the left more fired up. >> that's exactly not what i am saying. am i completely off base? >> they were in d block and right now the colonopin is kicking in. you get what you pay for. >> not sure you should have taken another one in half time. >> it was a long half time report. >> dave, do you ever think we should just do the right thing and ignore celebrities unless they are conservatives? >> we ignore them already. it is funny that all of these rich people are the heroes of the working man. damon gets like 20 million a photo -- a film.

>> if he took a cut sot of that, i could get to the movies without having to -- movies are expensive. >> in fairness to matt damon, i know for a fact that he donates 10% of whatever he earns to his stockbroker. >> anyone who bought a zoo in this economy -- >> isn't that a better question for dana? why did you buy a zoo? i will take political advice from someone who bought a [bleep] zoo? >> maybe he eats the line. >> that's not a zoo as much as it is a holding tank. >> we bought some animals to eat. >> didn't play well. >> no. >> we are raising exotic meats. >> it is like a sweet movie. i am excited about it. >> you would be. >> he has no idea why i just

said that. >> my own case made more sense to lease a zoo. >> for some people it is. >> i am not ready to buy yet. >> i am waiting for the see qet which is we shouldn't have bought a zoo and you will end the trillionfor, we just bought a zoo. >> the next topic, with the death of kim jong-il, we lost one of the world's greatest athletes. he was one of the greatest sports man according to newspapers which i have no reason not to believe. apparently in his first game, he bowled a perfect 300. and he had five holes in one and shot 38 under par. i guess he picks things up quickly. these states all come straight from the north koreans. they were there and obviously true. >> a lot of koreans can play great golf. there is that girl and another guy. they play golf. >> both are good.

> i believe it. they may have played on a senior tour. >> that's a good point. >> lauren is there any chance his son will top these sporting achievements? neither one looks like an athlete, but it just goes to show that sometimes they are hidden talents. >> if the father is as good as the north koreans claim, i am going to suspect that kim jong-un is juicing because he seems twice the size of his athletic father. >> it could be the pressure of being the son of the guy who is that good. >> exactly. >> i think kim gong should jong should be juiced he looks like a big orange. >> just seeing them together it looks like a cat's in the cradle situation. >> do you think the rest of the world will realize kim jong-il's name will belong by side the gretzkys and the jordans? >> eventually he will get a

"sports illustrated" cover because north korea is still closed. once the footage comes in -- i believe he was probably pretty good at limbo. >> bill, do you plan on buying a kim jong-il throw back jersey anytime soon? >> a, that's a million dollar idea. not even joking, people would buy the crap out of those. and b, i will go search mitchell over and over and over until i find one and spend hundreds of dollars on other things. >> maybe it would be like a new york knights jersey -- >> with kim on the back. and the number will be in north korean. time to take a break. when we return, what is up with norway? the shocking video you won't want to miss.

so last week bbc news reported that norway is in the midst of a butter shortage right when they need it most for baking christmas treats. and one norwegian has taken exception to this very real problem.

>> hi. my name is tommy. i am a singer. and i am a famous bloger from norway. we can get butter from the store, but i have it is inked that some of your comedians in usa are making fun of the fact that we do not have any butter products. do you know what the main ingredient is? butter. do you think this is enough for all that it will make in christmas? you don't know how it feels being without butter in christmastime. >> rob, he makes some valid points. we don't know what it feels like being without butter at

christmastime. >> no, norway has changed a lot. it feels like penelope cruz has a very unattractive sister. >> look, i just drove across the country. we have plenty of butter in this country. we should send them some. >> it is like an airlift. >> we can send them some. we can send them a huge wal-mart and fill it with butter. >> lorn, this butter -- lor wen, this butter shortage is under reported. you are a news person. you didn't even know about this story. >> they are upset we are making fun of them, but the video proves there are so many more valid reasons. >> they look great, i might add. i don't see any body fat on that, guy, girl? >> norwegian.

it is a guy. >> it is a blessing in disguise, right? >> david, do you think will comedians stop making fun of this whole thing now? >> i can. -- i can't. the fans demand we do these norwegian butter things. >> this is what everyone wants. >> i hate to say it, they have a real butter face. >> you brush your teeth with butter. >> it makes -- a lot of things makes sense now. what would happen if there was a butter shortage? >> i said when we first started the show, i will talk about. y three i will legitimate daughters, but i don't want them on the air. >> what happened to david? >> david changed his name to tommy. now i know where he s. call

me. give me a call. we will make this right. i am sending you some butter. we are taking this all out. this is gone. we will close things out with a wrap up with mike baker.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." greg is back. we have fox news contributor cal thomas as a first -- carol thomas as a first time guest. time to go back to mike baker with the post game wrap up. >> rob, who is winning the ricochet center of gravity poll. >> newt gingrich is up by 2.32 and mitt romney is following at 30 and a disconstant everyone else is clustered at

the bottom. >> okay. >> got it. >> thank you. >> lauren, and i did not write this question. >> i never thought you would ask. you -- now i know where to find on you twitter. >> she did say she liked old white guys. >> there is none older down here in the news roo. i can assure you of that. >> david, where can people see you next? >> it is slow for me right now. i will be working as a mall santa to pick up some extra cash. i have nothing. >> you got nothing? >> what mall? plug the mall. >> and once again, welcome to the show. >> bill, where can people see you next? >> oh, tomorrow i will be on at "red eye" at 3:00 eastern standard time. that's 12:00 west coast. >> excellent. >> that's it for me. good night. >> good night, mike, thanks a lot. thanks to lauren sivan, bill schulz, david angelo and rob ng