thanks for watching. see you tomorrow. >> wow. >> is that it? >> that's it. >> you have 10 seconds. >> no, you cut off early. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. we are back from our hiatus which is the men's retreat where i go to haiti every year. paco is a genius with the sunscreen and he will be missed. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up in the pre game show? >> our top story, what should occupy wall street do with the 300 grand is has left? our allstar panel weighs in next. and will a tax from anti-capitalist republicans hurt mitt romney. wait, what? and how have jay-z and beyonce fellowed fellow parents. how some just don't get that celebrities are more pornts.

>> thanks, andy. >> greg? >> yes. >> you said you -- we were back from our hiatus, well we did shows while you were gone. >> those were shows? >> yes, we had a lot of fun. >> that's great. i'm happy for you. >> thanks. that's all. >> go away. bores the hell out of me. this whole dry as a martini stuff is wearing off. let's welcome our guests. what happens when you combine the words hugable and cuddly? you get a huddy. and he has made audiences laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead. so here is dan coder. and -- dan soder and please refrain from feeding him scraps from under the table, bill schulz. and he is a man to be feared with a beard. he is from streetcar negligent .com. it is our "new york times" cory spawnent did. good to see you, pinch. got a problem?

>> i have a bit of a head cold, and as you know i am all head. andrew rosenthal wrote about the recent horrors of polygamy. after the failed pennsylvania senator made this comment, he put an ugly sweater vest on over the sweater vest he was already wearing. so it is to further prove that he mimz -- that he himself is not a homosexual. greg? >> no, he just wants sweater vests. >> and what is being cold if not hetero. >> occupy wall sthreet -- wall street still has cash in its bank account and some want to become investors. the group is about 300 grand left after raising 700 between october and january. and they are taking suggestions on how to spend the loot. among the you proposals, burn it all on a bonfire on wall street. split the cash among the occupy yes, sirs, set aside money to help jailed comrades,

buy a house for homeless protesters or an upstate farm to provide food, or buy a 1952 topps mickey man tell card and would have to take turns holding it. donations have dried up, but some protesters turned up in new hampshire to heckle chris chris stey. he was stumping for romney and seemed cowed. >> needing to get this done. >> really? you know, some may go down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart. >> i want him to cradle him in those big furry arms. can we see that tape again?

>> us -- just a pain of glass separates a youtube video with an absolute tragedy. that's great video. >> she has a lot of faith in glass. they offered a lot of options here burning cash. it is like what they should do. i respect them for that. what did you think about starting a farm. >> there was a lot of great ones in there. i like the farm. let's grow it upstate. i don't know how it is prepared it is like a kids' book. the country mouse makes the food for the city mouse. my favorite was to go to sea -- to egypt with the money. get raped and people don't know what the revolution is about.

>> they were hoping for something better than what they were getting jie. that was clear on "60 minutes" when they went -- oh! it is not pleasant. >> did you like the proposals. i am glad you got dressed up. you look delightful. >> it is new year's. >> in your mind it is. >> it is always new year's in my mind. listen, one of the proposals -- >> she actually walked in from a party. >> that is not true. stop the rumors immediately. >> down on 42nd street. >> one of the things they were going to do, and i think they are going to do is get the guys in jail. we were talking about my brother who is a new york president arear, and he was threatened by one of these guys. he was threatened to be stabbed, and it was an ugly situation. my brother had sympathy for these people. the thing is, the guys throwt are off their meds and homeless and don't know what is going on. they are not the original occupy people who had a point, in my opinion. >> well, that is your opinion, and i don't respect it. >> well, i don't respect you. >> how do you think they should spend their loot, dan?

>> i think they should pay off the college loans of a stand up comedian on "red eye." >> now that's a charity. >> that is actually one of the number one causes among the occupy yes, sirs -- occupiers is student loans. >> there is one guy who is not really with the cause. let's buy fur coats! everybody is like, what? >> bill, why don't they take all of the money and spend it on a cool concert ilike a lilith fair for men. >> it would be an investment in a concert that would make more money for a better charity. >> the homeless thing i don't get because given the $150,000 because the homeless people exactly what you said are the reason they started getting a bad name. you contribute 100% of the -- >> we agree on something? >> we agree that john huddy is a communist.

some of the people are 100% they have the reputation for the raping and the climbing. i don't have statistics to back that up, but i have eyes. >> they are just down on their luck. they are not bad people. >> there is a reason they call them tramps. >> it is like jour will thating. -- journaling. >> it is a more sensitive version of beating people. >> it is systematic of the system. >> also i would say the whole burning of the money thing, i feel like there are a lot of worthy charities out there with starving kids that are like, f-you. >> i like that you sensor your own finger. >> it is very 1920s. >> you are welcomed fors. you might learn something -- you are welcome editors. you might learn something from that. >> none of these ideas include any generating future income or business idea. it is all of this pie in the

sky. even the student loans thing, the average student loans are like 30,000, 40,000 in debt. you have nine guys you will help out. >> the people running the joint a anarchists. >> they are from canada. they are ad busters. i want to move on about something like you had kristi there shouting down the guys. it is a different way of doing it than romney did before. and now you have romney getting faced off with new hampshire a couple hours ago, and this is how he responded to them. >> instead of shouting why don't you say what your view is. what do you think? what is that? who is the president that is spending more money to campaign than any in the history of america? [applause] >> now, is this what ows has left which is just showing up

and heckling? that's what the tea -- that's how the tea party thing started. this is how they are ending. remember they started up at town halls and saying what is this healthcare bill? this is what they are ending up as. >> that looked like a deleted scene from "8 mile." oh, you just got snapped on. >> romney is getting fiesty. i like referring to the person as madam. >> yes, well she was the head of a brothel. >> who do you love the most? >> the finger ?ails -- the inning ifer nails were chewed. >> i like that they are getting harassed. i don't think he can handle himself if he is becoming vice president, and apparently mitt romney will have to ask -- the problem with that whole relationship with chris chris stey being vice anything, you can't have an alpha male when you are a beta male. >> imagine batman and robin's

clothes, it gets to be like master blaster. ron paul is in the thing going, chris chris stey say you no run barter town. >> he backs off and looks as kristi and everybody is like, oh, we know what is about to happen. >> have i to tell you though -- i have to tell you, here is the thing. i disagree with you. it is good to have an alpha as vp because he tells the beta what he is doing wrong. if it is a reverse -- this is a study done with airline pilots. if you don't have a pilot that has the guts to tell another pilot he is doing something wrong, you could all die. they have a pilot flying and a lesser whatever pilot -- why am i talking about this? >> an alpha male president and a beta male president and jobs are dying. maybe there is truth. >> i'm with you on that. from veer -- vermin to ventures, has it become the bane of his existence? i am the only person using that. nobody else will use that.

the new hampshire primary is already underway. the former massachusetts governor has a shrinking and commanding lead. the latest, 7 news suffolk university tracking poll shows mitt at 33% and down from last week. it is still good for a 13-point lead over ron paul and 20-point lead over hunts man and 22 point lead over gingrich. those to -- to put it in perspective, it is all a bunch of numbers. >> i like being able to fire people and provide services -- who provide services to me. if somebody doesn't give me the good service i need, i want to say that i will get somebody else to provide the service to me. >> i love that. jon huntsman doesn't like telling reporters governor romney fires people, and i enjoy creating jobs. others are attacking the record. the venture capital left people unemployed. they will walk away with

millions. and newt is behind the polls, but he is not going down without a fight. >> he needs some sensitivity training. i don't know. maybe the parents are teaching that cat something awful. isn't it weird that republican candidates are going after another republican candidate for being, like, too capitalistic? >> they are going after him because he is the guy to beat at this point. let's be honest. i think a lot of voters, i think mostly it goes in one ear and out the other. people care about jobs and they feel that romney has done a very good job and talking about the economy and how he can fix the economy. he is the guy a lot of folks are going to bring jobs.

that's the feeling. >> that's a good feeling to have. you have been following politics for 30 years. do you think this is a good strategy always attacking the front-runner? does that help obama in the long run? >> i remember when nixon was running. there was so much talk at the washington post. everybody kept coming back to me and i kept saying, i can't read. >> i can put the proper shape through this hole. >> what a triumphant story though. >> it really is who you know. >> so unbelievable. >> shouldn't romney just say this is what you do when you end uprising to the top? you have to fire people unlike obama as a community organizer, you don't have to fire anybody. in fact, you just hug them.

>> it is a bad tactic to try to make him look bad for being rich. that's what america wants right now. >> it sounds like gingrich was scraping pennies together. i don't know why he is choosing this as an angle. but americans want someone who has money. >> don't screw us over. >> ross per row could probably run and do well. is he still alive? >> yes, i think he s. he is probably watching this show right now. >> let's get him out here. >> he is probably 130. >> he was -- >> thanks very much by the way. >> somebody put that in your ear? that was todd. todd told you the fact. >> oh god, todd is here. >> bill, you and i have been fired for many jobs. for you, firing is on the horizon once again. isn't it a good thing, bill's character? >> no. you have to switch from the premium beer to colt 45.

you for go hygiene because you are too lazy to do it. this is a real issue. 77% of the businesses that bane invested it, they filed for bankruptcy. another 8% didn't make money at all. >> 22% were successful. >> not very. >> that's normal for capitalists. >> we don't know how successful they are. first he said 100,000 jobs. before that he said 10,000. independent groups said it was more like 2,000. he is probably not as great as he says he is. what he is is richard gear's character in "pretty woman." they go into a business and they destroy it, they dismantle it instead of building it up. >> you don't want to destroy it because you want to make a profit. >> you disassemble them and sell off the parts. >> bill, you are mistaking this with stealing cars. >> no, let me finish. we all know how this romney thing is going to end. he will run away with it. >> you heard it here first.

>> it is going to happen. >> fingers crossed. >> do we have time to get to the next story, mr. tele prompter? well then put it up there. thank you. what do we keep talking about politics for another 10 minutes? from politics to alcoholics. has england giving up when it comes to lifting their cup? their answer seems to be yup. they issued a report on all things liquor and the advice of their boozey citizenry, try not to get wasted every day of the week. we suggest all individuals take at least two alcohol free days a week. that's a lot. the current government focuses on maximum alcohol that can be safely drunk if people don't get that. they don't know how many units are in a glass of wine and so on. hence the suggested two-daybreak from booze. how are the brits responding to the advice? let's go live to london.

>> good so see john gibson getting around. is the uk simply saying, we give up. our country is full of drunks so drink five of seven nights, please. >> this is like the trailer park mom in real life. if you want to burn stuff, do it in the parking lot. two days should be nothing. two days should be normal. instead they are like, we are really good at drinking. >> i don't know, gavin. i look at this. you are an accomplished alcoholic. it is hard. >> that's not possible. i think we are already cutting doctors a lot of slack. we don't drink at work. well, a few drinks at lunch,

but none of us are drunk now. i think it is a lot of i'm -- immigrant doctors are coming from different countries and they go, what are you doing? i don't know how many times i tell a doctor i do a lot of drugs and alcohol and i have a fore skin. they say, what do you do with those things 1234* cut them all out. >> i agree on all of those. >> it is a different culture. >> 50 years ago -- in russia they have a pint like this of vodka at work. they say this is where are you working and this is your desk. >> look at boris yell -- yeltsin. >> he is dead. >> he is drinking in alcohol. >> julie, are you wasted right now. >> totally. >> the stench from your party dress -- bill is getting high off of it. >> how much was your weekly intake before you cut back this. >> i think you know. i think we have done that a few times. let's just say the whole having one glass a night or having a glass of beer a night because it helps you was not

really my mo. i went for a little more than that like triple or quadruple that. so i think this is a smart thing. what they are trying to do is say, look, you have to tone it down. so tone it down. just aspire to something. >> they all settle on a number right now. >> what do you think is reasonable right now? how about one at lunch -- >> i have a minute hard right now. >> sorry. >> go ahead. >> once a week. >> how about one for one night a week and wasted the rest of the week. >> it is called life, you have to get through it somehow. it is awful out there. >> okay! >> you go wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and then sunday, monday, tuesday. coming up, why do homely people smell funny? we discuss this in "you are

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"the cosby show." is this a good idea or a great idea? elderly people hoped up on funny juice? >> i want to see my mima all jacked up on five-hour energy with her shaky hands already shake yes, sir. >> maybe it has the opposite affect. it has shocky hands and makes them nonshaky. it could be a cure for something we don't even know about. >> gavin, is some good news for doctors who perform the hip replacement surgery? >> it is fantastic news for them. they will have more patience because they will be doing the homina-homina and hound dog. if you have an old heart, you can't mess with it. i don't know how many rock stars we have seen that died on friday nights and saturday nights. you do the dates and you go, wait a minute. were you on coke. and their little hearts just pop. >> they do. >> i reject the fact their

hearts are little. many are big. have you seen live aid? oh, you mean literally? >> their hearts were so big they exploded with love and coke. >> will seniors go for the energy drinks? i don't even know what kind of question that was. >> i guess, yes, they would. you know the seniors that are down in the villages -- i take that back. those places down there in florida, the std's are all over the place, and sex everywhere. i did my research. >> i wonder how. >> will seniors finally drive the speed limit 1234*. >> well -- speed limit? >> well that, would be the downside. seniors have enough trouble going to bed to start with. half of our viewers are over 80. >> by the way, they are our greatest viewers. >> they are sleepy. >> and a side note, i have a fourth daughter on the way and i will name her mima.

i love that. that is gorgeous. even if it is a son. >> i am looking forward to extreme grandparents. you know, living on the edge. >> bungee jumping. >> skateboarding. >> jaywalking. >> exactly. baggie pants. you know, it actually works with the baggie pants for reasons we will get to later. we will close things up. to see clips of recent shows, fox news .com/red eye.

see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the 5". and no show tomorrow. we are being bumped for the new hampshire presidential primary. it will be fun. coming up next wednesday, return appearances from fox business network anchor lori rothman, she is a delight. joe derosa, a miserable guy, and andrea tanteros.

back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. where are you going to be this weekend? >> bananas in new jersey with body kelly. >> excellent. >> 13th and 14th. >> juliette, where are you going to be these days 1234*. >> you can catch me on "o'reilly" on wednesdays. "fox and friends" things like that. >> gavin, how are your colons? >> under a lot of stress with the christmas office parties, and i thought i had appendicitis, but it was gut rot. if you have pain here you are probably just drinking too much. and if you have any tess particular -- testicular pain and coffee all day and bos at night, are you dehydrated. if you have pain and pain here, before you gett scared about cancer you are drinking too much. >> is that the medical term? >> that's the term my friends said before i went and had all of these stupid tests and then it was the same as the guy in the bar said, gut rot.

>> the name of my new band. gut rot! >> you seriously rock. >> isn't it gut rock? >> fist pump. >> anything you want to plug quickly? >> i too am experiencing lung rot right now. my doctor says i am smoking too much. should have liste