arrested. this was in fun. i have been arrestedefore. not in fun. but these people, the police in the city have turned out to be some of the nicest people. >> greg: that is it for "the five." thank you for w welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. i just found out why there is a tarp in my bedroom. let's go to andy levy with a pre game report. what's coming up old sport? >> have a good time all the time, america. it is the first in the nation primary in the books with new hampshire voters going bigish for mitt romney. as all eyes focus on south carolina, we will look at whether the massachusetts governor can expect similar treatment. plus, the company behind ding-dons and donetts are filing for bankruptcy. and finally what is broni-con?

we sent bill schulz to find out, and it is equal parts disturbing and arousing. fwreg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy anniversary, greg? >> anniversary? what anniversary? >> really? >> i don't know what you are talking about. i keep track of things. >> you know what, forget it. it is to the worth it. >> what's today? >> i don't even -- i'm disgusted with you. start your show. >> go ahead and sulk. let's welcome our g's. she is a delightful treat. it is new york daily news co-host of some weird show called "the five." it is week weekdays at 5 p.m. oh, that's why it is called "the five." and he makes noses come out of my milk, joe derosa. his latest comedy cd is called, magically "return of the sun of the depression oxen." and he takes his showers at the library, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and she is so smart that the s.a.t.'s take her in the

spring. it is lori rothman. and he is a stupid talking paper. our "new york times" cory spawn department. >> -- correspondent. >> and they write why america should give guantanamo back to cuba on the 10th birthday. or to put it another day, micorn -- [speaking spanish]. loosely translated, my heart is big and full of sun, much like pre jenny craig jennifer hudson. doesn't really pertain to gitmo, but that's all of the spanish i know. >> i am impressed. i >>- q. i am impressed. >> you know many language. >> i do as well as the language of love. >> all right then. >> then all right. could a guy with a boot be better than newt? i speak of vermin supreme, yes, the vermin supreme who got a little roughed up during an occupy rally outside a rick santorum event in new hampshire.

>> thank you, sir. >> how do you feel by getting attacked by rick santorum supporters? >> i wasn't too happy about it, but it is politics. i am tough and rough like that. it is okay. >> that's a boot on his head. that's a look. >> for those who are not familiar by mr. supreme, shame on you. vermin has run for mayor of destroyed and mercury, nevada. and he was a candidate for president in 2004 and 2008. here he is explaining his platform at a lesser known presidential candidate forum from last month. >> opening two minutes to mr. vermin supreme. >> thank you. gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough and must be stopped. i am a friendly fashist. i am a talent that you should trust and you should let me

run your life because i do know what is best for you. a vote for vermin supreme is a vote completely far and away. free ponies for all-americans. it is one of the over looked issues today. my free pony platform is of course a jobs creation program in the vein of energy production. i would also like to address harnessing the power of zombies for energy #*s sources. >> and finally a candidate who speaks to me and wears a boot on his head. at the forum, vermin introduced his mother who he gave a kidney to in 2006. he said when he becomes president, kidney transplants will be compulsory for everyone. fun. if this is not a "red eye" candidate, i don't know what is. andrea, you worked for a bunch of campaigns. is it possible vermin supreme is the greatest candidate we have had? >> maybe.l and i love ftw i don't know if i couldet any boots on my head. though i agree with his position on kidney

transplants. remember, it is better than president obama who said his grandmother probably didn't need that hip replacement. see, look, he is being generous with organs. >> i am generous with organs. why not elect this guy? so what if he wears a boot on his head. could he be worse than what we have right now? >> i never heard you voice such an opinion. look, i don't think this guy is crazy at all. he is making a mom reof the whole political system, and i don't blame him for it. it is ridiculous at times, and i like he took his performance art to this level. and if people like rick perry wore boots on their head, i might stop to listen to them for 10 minutes. >> i think this guy is your candidate. you are cynical and don't believe in anything. you are a depressed guy. this guy seems like he would be your candidate.

lori, in the green room, you said this is the first time you felt compeled to work for a candidate. why do you find him irresistible? >> i wouldn't go that far. he is entertaining. >> you think he is eccentric, really? >> it is a stretch, right? his whole point on dental hygiene reminded me i am overdue for my dental checkup. the whole kidney transplant thing is a good psa. and the whole -- what did he do again? >> he threw fairy dust. >> on randal terry who is a known and outspoken homo fob. good for him for doing that. >> can we afford to give everyone a free pony in the economic climate? you should know the answer to that. >> commodity prices are soaring right now, cattle, all of the live commodity, hog prices are up and ponies are not cheap. >> coming from a good i who owns three ponies. joy i -- >> i worked hard for those ponies. if you want to do two shows a night and you can afford ponies, then that's fine. you will not sit out on occupy

wall street and demand a pony. >> he is the mitt romney of ponies. you are a 1% pony king. >> it is not like greg spents that much money -- spent that much money. they are dead. >> that's not true, bill. they are sleeping. bill, is there any chance you will quit your job and go work for this vermin character? >> i like him. i was curious as to why he was walking in the building and the security guard did not search his boot. you can hide an entire shotgun and not just a sawed off in that. this guy is joe derosa in 20 years. that is you whether you run for anything or not. you will be mumbling to yourself, long beard and a shoe device on happened. >> i recent that. there will be nothing on my head in 20 years. >> a couple things. his voice is amazingly soothing. i think that's all you need to be a leader these days is a really nice, soothing voice. but he is mocking entitle ment's in intrusive government which is weird and refreshing for a democrat jie. it is

weird and impressive. >> you can just agree. >> that's true. he is a democrat. that's strange. >> that's the weird thing. >> that's it. >> he has a flying monkey program. and that's the weird thing. >> i didn't say i was particularly intelligent on this topic. i just found it interesting. enough about the toast of new hampshire. it is time to talk about romney. mitt is on a roll and the others are in a hole. the man with the hair is on a tear after clinching new hampshire. and now all eyes turn on the next gop primary on january 21st in oregon, i believe. the republican front-runner is faring well at a hypothetical battle with obama. according to a new cbs news poll, romney is up in a head to head match up. to put that in perspective 30 points would be a lot more. ron paul who finished second on tuesday is only a point behind the president.

perhaps em boldened in polls like that he released the statement saying, quote, the race is becoming more clearly a two-man race. we urge ron paul's opponents who have been unsuccessfully trying to be the alternative to romney tonight by getting out of the race and uniting behind paul's candidacy. you know who is not backing down? newt gingrich. she in south carolina plotting his next move. >> that's not newt. trick me again you stupid producers. joe, have you been advising presidential candidates for 40 years. what's your take on the race? >> i well, i watched that speech, that rousing speech that mitt romney gave. >> it was fantastic. >> it was very good, but i find it embarassing. >> why?

>> to hear people cheer as blindly and excitedly as they did during the last election as if these things are going to suddenly work and change overnight again, it is embarassing. >> you feel the same way about any candidate no matter what? it doesn't matter if it is a liberal or conservative or democrat. you hate everybody. >> greg, don't put words in my mouth. no, i don't hate everybody. when we live in a culture where people say this president stole an election and this president will end a war and bring in more troops. this president brought change and it never came. how do we believe in anything they are saying anymore 1234 romney is consistently failing the promises of obama and riding his campaign on the same empty promises. what magic button does he have that will make a difference? >> you are dated. >> vermin supreme in 20 years. >> i think it is honest. i think it is fair. >> who is supreme now? >> he has a boot on his head. >> lori, should the other candidates listen to ron paul and drop out?

>> i don't think it is classy. it is too early. we only had two voting contests. really i think santorum surprised everybody in iowa and ron paul didn't do nearly as well as we expected him to according to the polls before even iowa, and who knows what gingrich, i mean, if he gets rid of the chip on his shoulder he has been fantastic in the debate. >> i think he revealed himself to be a liar. he said he wasn't going to go negative scprkts last two ads he put out for romney are just amazingly negative. i might add highly entertaining. if mitt wins south carolina is this thing over? >> yes. it is totally over. he made history last night being a not incumbent president for iowa and new hampshire and if he wins south carolina, that's the tri-fecta. it is over because none of these other candidates will have the money to compete in states like florida. it costs like $8 million to go on the air a week there. it is funny, greg, to your point, even newt gingrich earlier this evening came out and said i think i may have

crossed the line with the attacks. he is constantly saying i am runing a positive campaign. no i am not. i will be negative. no i am not. >> it is bigger than a chip on his shoulder. it is like a big log. >> bill, you are not allowed in new hampshire or south carolina for a variety of reasons. what is your take on this race? >> well, the roller is rick santorum, right? the sweater vest, i have a special place in my eye for sweater vests. he is going south carolina early and a socially conservative state. maybe if he did a little extra groundwork, but he did not. i speak for me and all of my gay following. >> it is not a gay following. it is two guys you live with. >> they are unbelievably fervin. have you met them? they are cupeth-ru neth over. >> they wear furs and vests constantly. what else can it mean, greg? >> from ron paul to alcohol,

did he change his mind on limiting our wine? on wednesday an actual day of the week, the new york post reported that michael bloomburg wanted to crackdown on liquor sales in the big apple to reduce heavy drinking. i am getting so thirsty. they proposed slashing the number of places you can buy booze like bars and corner stores. but new yorkers this time weren't having it. said one, quote, and why don't they close all the liquor establishments. new yorker, that could be worse. >> i agree. >> if you don't like what he is doing, just something else. but now the post reports bloomburg has ices inked the controversial and stupid proposal with a spokesman saying he does not support limiting our alcohol adding, quote, one reason the mayor has been successful in office is because we think there are no bad ideas, no bad ideas in brainstorming, and then we

weigh them against other concerns. so it is just brainstorming and booze will continue to flow. so, how are the other new yorkers reacting to this? >> one of your roommates, bill, right? >> he was in front of my house. >> isn't this what new york's ailing economy needs when people need it most? >> i hate bloomburg. i'm sorry, this segment gets me so angry. he bans salt. he bans cigarettes, and then he takes away our sidewalks for bike lanes which no one uses. news flash to bloomberg, this is not amsterdam. now he is trying to take away our zambucca. >> don't hate him because he is trying to ruin new york city. >> he cherry picks the constitution constantly. first he is for the mosque. then he lets the protesters go

to zuzati park. then it is not the constitution. he gets my blood pressure up. i need a drink. >> so do i. >> would you finally leave new york? >> seriously, is this what it is about? it is getting rid of people like you. >> i think i speak for the three of us. >> bloomburg is taking all of new york out of new york, and that's why people thought this was a thing. i am ready for bloomburg to come out and say, we are getting ready for these tall buildings. i am tired of him trying to morally legislate my life. i am waiting for him to be over my shoulder on a drunken friday night and say put a condom on. >> i worked with the guy for 10 years. bloomburg news. and the culture there, this is bloomburg. he is famous for huge free snack ba are and a free goldfish.

>> you socialist. >> the idea is to get people to mingle and share ideas. he recognized that once he took the trans-fat out of the oreos and the nutter butters and potato chips people stopped mingling to go out of the office to get edible food. they put in a peanut butter machine and it was awesome and people started talking and coming up with new ideas again. he brought it back in. he was thinking about it, but realized it was a little out of -- >> in college my nickname was peanut butter machine. >> i know you used to work for him and everything, but how can you defend the guy? >> he is a job creator. >> it is shame less. i want you to stop smoking so i will raise the price of cigarettes to $4 because i care about you. guys we needless exhaust and tire wear on the streets, so let's bump the tolls up to $12. it is guys dusting. -- disgusting. it is shameful and shameless. >> you are making me sick to my stomach. if you weren't so hot i would throw up.

here is the thing, isn't the real problem out of this whole thing when they said there is no such thing as a bad idea, that angers me. >> you know what, i am going to say something controversial. killing people, bad idea. >> joni loves chachi. >> well, when it has to do with erin moran i have issue with that. >> no bad ideas during brainstorming, i agree. but brainstorming sessions are supposed to take place in a closed room that nobody finds out about. how did it get out if it was from brainstorming. >> they wanted it to get out. that's what politicians do. they see what happens and new yorkers are outraged. i just wish they would have done this with the other thing like smoking and salt. >> i like the calories -- i don't know if it is a bloomburg thing, but i like the no smoking in the bars. i'm sorry. i don't approve of the nanny state thing. >> a, you can't -- wait, wait. you can't say you don't approve and then approve. by the way, i always thought a trial balloon was where they

had trials. that way you couldn't be bothered by people having a trial. >> no, the judge comes up to you if they don't talk while they are talking, and it is a reward process and it works by gum. >> are cats and dogs reading your thoughts? we discuss joe derosa's new book "stop reading my mine, mr. whiskers." and are twingeys history -- twinkies history?

will they rew their song tatoo 1234* van halen's first song in a long way is suckier than something very sucky. check it out, chess it outers -- check it outers.

>> it is like watching your drunk aunt dance at a wedding. >> we must discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooooouuuuund. lightning round. >> joe, look, we were talking about this earlier. i think it is terrible, but you tell me you love it. they are ripping off their past selfs. do you agree? >> two things. number one and i will go fast because it is the lightning round. >> take your time, i i don't care. >> thank you, greg. i like when we take it slow. i like it. it sounds like 1984's van halen so i like the song. number two, yes, rip off your past selves and dust off those unused ideas from the early 70s and late 80s as you can. i don't want to hear what 60-year-old men think of rock. you know? i don't want to hear a

55-year-old group of guys say let's figure out how to rock now. go back and work with the old formula because that will make you cool. >> it was a terrible chorus. it was repeating the word "tatoo" and the dancing was embarassing. >> tatoo, tatoo, tatoo is the post chorus. the chorus is. ♪ mustang sally ♪ do-dodo ♪ new tatoo >> wow, that is it. >> i think you are just intimidated by his thinking hair. >> definitely and his check black shirt that you usually see guys at car shows wear because he is around that age -- wait. i am talking about me. you are a rocker. what happened here? >> i don't know. i think the song should be called instead of tatoo it should be called wrinkle. >> cruel. >> look, they are old. i like "panama,"" just a jig

low," "california girls," and i liked him better than sammy haggar. >> they should be disqualified. >> i like david lee roth. >> we are going back to the beginning. >> i like it because i like david lee roth better than sammy haggar. >> of course. >> here is the deal. sammy haggar is a more likable guy, but david lee roth -- well, he is the voice of van halen. everyone says that song sounds familiar. that's what i am basically saying. is that a sly way of saying the earlier stuff was inferior too? is it a slap in the face? >> if you are copying yourself and you never published it, who cares? >> did you like the song? >> it wasn't as offensive to me as it clearly was to you. >> look, i said this before in "the five," i stole my dad's coin collection to buy van halen's album, the worst thing i have ever done. i love the album.

i look at it and i can't believe it is the same bands. but they have the same ingregients. the voice sounds the same. the guitar sounds the same, but it is not the same. >> greg, you are older. you were 35 when the first van halen came out. come on. >> are you quite pleased with yourself. >> there are no women around. >> wait, that's true. the difference between now and then is they don't have new women and they do it in black and white and they have a strobe light so you can't actually see what they look like. bill, you sang for van halen in between the david lee roth and the sammy haagar era and what was the vibe there? >> it was not good. there are studies done on this. there is a sell by date as far as creativity. the older you get the more likely you have to hire a songwriter because you just can't do it. you go back to the well. the second thing you do is have a black and white video so as to cover upped de van halen's meth piece. >> why do these classic bands insist on coming up with new material?

if it ain't broke, don't fix it. >> is that a song lyric? >> this is justice for having a rock star life. rock stars generally don't age well. there are a few exceptions. he dressed like a gentleman farmer from the day he was 30. when he is 65 he goes, he looks okay. but now these guys look bad. >> the only mistake they made was they went to the wrong well. everybody knows -- >> can we give them credit for all being there, the original members? foreigner is thought there anymore, journey. >> that wasn't the original -- was anthony there? >> mark anthony was not there. he is in "chicken foot" with sammy haagar who you say is more likable than david lee roth. >> have i to take a break. i think they had one of the kids playing base. i don't know. >> it is his kid. >> wolfgang. do you have a comment on the show, e-mail us. leave a voice male, 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time

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let's find out if we have anything wrong. let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> vermin supreme.

you said you were wondering about the boot santorum was wearing on his head. >> i was talking brandville. >> know, it was a joke. >> okay. >> joe, i agree with you. this guy is not crazy. he is making a point. and greg, you said he is mocking entitle ment's and he is a democrat. mr. supreme ran in the new hampshire republican primary. >> a good tidbit. >> and we got 43 votes in the general election in 2008. that's countrywide. >> that's almost as much as rick perry. >> it is almost one-third of their state. another 14 votes and he would have had one person per state. you mentioned vermin threw fairy dust on randal terry. i would like to point out that he got more votes than terry in new hampshire on tuesday. he got 831 votes at the democratic primary. >> good for him. >> he finished third, and you know what that means. it is a ticket to ride.

>> was huntsman quoting the beatles or grand master flash. >> i don't know if he knows what he was doing. the fact he was still in the race proves something was going on up there. >> people got fewer votes. michele bachmann 39 and herman cain 160. he beat all of them. greg, you brought up the free pony aspect of mr. supreme's platform. i am not sure he is fully -- he has fully thought this one out. where are these ponies coming from, sir? >> that's true. obviously they would be is you saw diesed on pony farms. >> you have like 312 million americans. are there 312 million -- >> how much do we subsidize amtrak. we can subsidize the pony parm. i have a hard time saying pony farm. when is a pony no longer a pony? >> when it becomes a horse. >> a pony is a separate

animal. >> a pony is a production of a horse and a donkey. >> i thought it was a synonym like a cute name for it. pony is short for horse. >> i thought a pony was a baby horse too. >> a colt is a male baby horse and a fo is a female and a pony is a separate thing. call me pony boy. >> you as will find out after half time report you went to the pony convention. i will defer to you on this. >> thank you for defering. >> this is blowing my mind. all my life i thought a pony was a baby horse. >> and missouri is called the pony state. >> did you think a cat was a baby tiger, greg? >> i am going to look this up afterwards. it is bothering me. >> i don't believe it is true. >> i don't either. >> what horse has sex with donkies? zoo. >> what --

>> what part of donkey style are you not understanding? >> a donkey is a mythical creature so i don't know why you are bringing that in? >> you said you found romney's speech embarassing because he criticizes the empty promises of obama and making promises of his own. >> i found the reaction to the speech embarassing. >> maybe the difference is romney is telling the truth. >> thank you. >> why the negativity? >> what is that? >> why the negativity? >> we watch and observe, greg. that's what joe and i do that people like you don't. lori, you think it is too early for everyone but romney and ron paul to drop out since only two states have voted. but does that point to something possibly wrong with our system? >> absolutely not. >> only two states have voted, and they are small states and people already say romney has the nomination locked up, or is that fine? >> it is fine. we have a long road ahead. i like a bigger pool of gop candidates. the market for what it is worth is getting a little crazy and nervous because they

wanted to see the -- >> you mean like whole foods? >> no. you know what a democracy is, letting as many people into the mix as who want to be. >> is that really a democracy? i don't trust any of you people anymore. >> a democracy is actually a small horse. >> exactly. i know they will say that. >> what do you mean by you people? >> that's what i thought. >> andrea, you said if mitt wins south carolina it is over. maybe you are not aware of the fact that d and c chair called romney a wounded candidate after new hampshire. >> i am aware that she said that. but it still means it is over. he will get the nomination. >> she a wounded candidate. she says so. >> but they are not exclusive things. he could still be the nomination and be a wounded candidate. >> and she could be a huge hack. >> she could also be a huge something else, but have i to keep it clean. >> that's why i said a hack.

>> hack, four-letter word. i will choose another one, but not here on "red eye." she does have a lot of hair. >> bloomburg mixes his idea -- whatever. andrea, we can agree that mayor bloomburg is an awful human being as you said. but do you think that there is any possibility his spokesperson was telling the truth here and this is the case of a city department brainstorming and it was never an idea taken seriously or no? >> no. >> okay. >> i don't. >> i was trying to be nice. >> actually i am feeding off your negativity. >> sure. >> no, i don't. >> absolutely. >> joe, you said you were waiting for bloomburg to come into your apartment to tell you to put a condom on, while you are alone watching tv? >> part of a joke is exaggeration. >> that was hilarious. >> but -- never mind.

>> why sayingmething that i know i will have to edit out. >> it was a funny joke too. >> what happened to me? >> tweet it later. >> greg, i like your idea for trial balloons being for where they hold trials. and if you are found guilty you get thrown off the balloon. it is cheap and easy. >> there you go. >> you have to work on this, my friend. >> i think it is a plan. it is an invention. we can do it in my invention lab. there are no bad ideas there. >> coming up with new and fresh ideas. it is what keeps it fresh. >> by the way, paco thought some of those ideas were bad. >> well, paco is not thinking anymore. >> van halen, joe, you were okay with "tatoo" being a ripoff of something they did in the 70s or 80s, and i would too if it didn't suck. you like that song? >> i listened to it three times today on youtube. i really like -- ♪ mustang sally >> i believe it is swapmeet

sally. >> whatever. who cares? >> i want to point out, joe you said it was the chorus and the tatoo part was the post chorus? >> yes. >> i think the swapmeet sally part is the b verse and -- >> swap me sally b cor success and tatoo, tatoo, chorus. >> can you imagine how bad the song was originally that that was the finished product? >> it is better than the song people are mad they said they ripped it off from. >> they do say sexy dragon magic. >> that's my favorite part. >> it is hard to fully dislike a song that talks about sexy dragon magic. >> you know what is funny. they think they are edgy by singing about tattoo. >> can we have respect for the greats in this music industry of ours? >> what? >> van halen. give these guys a little slack. it has been 25 years. they are getting their feet wet. it is like women and children

fair warning, it is more like expectations and you are disappointed. >> let's pretend you didn't ambuds for 25 years and all you did in that period was work with sammy haggar. >> and did a lot of drugs. >> you would be a little rusty is my point. let them get back into my groove together. >> you want to see a good band that ages well, the melvins. they have been around for 25 years. it gets better every year. >> but they have never stopped. >> yeah, they haven't. but they did some unusual arty stuff for awhile there. >> but they were still out there. >> the archy looks the same. >> and as bill chimed in at the end wolfgang van halen is playing base. eddie and valerie's son. >> i want to point out that during this entire segment lori rothman has been yawning. >> i'm sorry. you lost me at the whole music

history thing. >> you know, if we can't hold you, how are we going to hold our viewers? >> lor reerks next time when you are on, you can talk about michael buble. >> no, hip-hop. >> do you believe the lady who said she likes bloomburg is yawning during the rock and roll segment? >> on that note, coming up, clive owen is dead -- tired of being so gorgeous. can't say i blame him. it is a challenge that i deal with daily. but first, why are gaggles of grown men playing with my little pony dolls? the answer when we return. if you leave i will kill you.

still talking about the ponies. grown men are putting the bro in hasbro. they are called bronies who are men following the animated series "my little pony."

last week the nation's bronies and pega-sisters trotted over to hotel pennsylvania for the biggest concert to date. "red eye" sent its own on all four enthusiasts to investigate. >> i am at broni-con 2012. i am here to learn about magic, friendship and, i don't know, all things my little pony. >> ♪ tomorrow spring is here >> can you explain to me the phenomenon that is bronies? >> i wish i could. the heart of it is a group of people who have come together to support the idea of friendship and teamwork, and they love the show jie. what gets you into the movement? >> well, i got hooked on the show about a year ago in march. i think what got me behind is all of the moral less sons. >> i can't think of another show out there that is

stedfastly for love, magic and understanding aside from maybe reruns of the wire. >> what is this pony crap? all right, all right, i will watch. it and then it is like, hey, this is good. this is great. holy -- you know, and then i -- >> i felt like i was right there when you discovered it. >> i was at a convention in maine. it was an event that had free cereal and i watched it and found it hilarious. >> you had me at free cereal. >> i am a voice actor. >> can i get a sample? >> hi, how are you? i'm really glad to be here. this morning i will be at bronie-con. >> and that was without helium. >> which voices do you do? >> apple jack and rainbow dash. >> can you say in an apple jack or rainbow dash, bill schulz is the most splendiferousbronie of all.

>> request permission to love you, captain. >> do you want my actual name? >> duh, your avatar name? >> i am cinnamon groove. >> i like it already. >> this is how you will see me when you come to ponyville .net. that's where i post. >> you know what i like about the name cinnamon groove, it suggests togetherness among my little ponies, and it sounds like a great strain of weed. let me throw a couple of ideas out as far as new my little pony characters. first is nay-z. he is a rapping pony and married to buck-once. and buck-once is with child. what do you think? >> i have no opinion on that. >> i will take that as a green light. >> one time i did a search for weird al jankovic because he did a spot. >> who hasn't? >> well, he did a spot on -- what's that show with the women? >> three's company? desperate housewives. >> no, it was a talk show.

>> regis and kelly? >> it is the one with barbara walters. >> oh, of course. that's kathyly and hoda. i have a couple of pony ideas i want to throw by you. the first is angel dust. angel dust is a pony that is a little tweaked out, full of love, full of joy, but he is also full of pcp. thoughts? >> that's really wrong. >> my little pony ♪ ♪ my little pony ♪ isn't the world a lovely place ♪ ♪ my little pony ♪ my little pony ♪ everywhere you go it is smiling ♪ ♪ running and kiping merrily triping ♪ ♪ watching the morning unfold ♪ ♪ my little pony ♪ my little pony ♪ what does the future hold

>> bill, that might be one of the most moving man on the streets you have ever done. >> do you like how i got my hair josh grobiny? >> it is mortal lented than josh grow bin. >> that is a sort of nice thing to say. >> just to make sure, this is not a put on. >> this is come politely legit. the thing is i watched the cartoon show. i thought it might be other cartoon shows where they do a wink and a nod to the adults or something like that. it is not. it is about magic and flying and pixie dust and that's it. there is no wink or nod. it is just the awesome message and the colors. there is no irony to this. >> what is the ratio of men to women or bronies to pegasisters. >> 6-1 and i did serious counting. this is huge. they rented out a whole floor of the pennsylvania hotel. they went down three floors and out into the street and it was a cold day of people lining up to get into this

soldout event. you know why? i figured it out. they don't want to go to toys r us. they can buy that stuff and not get a weird look from the moms. >> that's not a bad point. >> on that note, i learned so much. >> itwould give uh weird look if i saw you. >> you look like a pony. we have more junk coming up. don't go anywhere.

the makers of twinge dash winkies is on the brinkies. they also make ding-dong, snowballs, susie q's, sugar smell, beatle creams, tree hoppers, wart crushers, buts -- bucket burners and my favorite, super chub. hostess' biggest unsecured creditor is the bakery and international and pension fund. they owe $944 million. so we are losing to twinkies because of pension costs. >> exactly. >> thisy have been around since world war 9. >> i think it is because

twinkies have a shelf life of a hundred years and people have been stockpiling them and putting them away. so they are stocked up. >> i would love a reboot full of twipgies. -- twinkies. >> this is a travis stey. what are your thoughts? >> your nickname was super chub. >> that is true. i had a lot of nicknames. >> this is a travisty, are you kid ?g unions destroying twipgies? >> but she is right, they may be a collector's item. >> hostess has enough cash to keep these products on the shelf for the near future. >> that's good news. >> it looks like they will keep the product on, and who knows maybe they will do it. >> what are those fat union workers going to eat now? >> i want to brink joe in here. twinkies are the only food you eat in bed alone crying. if you lose this available food what will you replace it with? >> i have several things we

can replace this with. this is a travisty, like you said. if it is going off the shelves because people not being nutritious, we have no self-control in this country. it is the same reason that drugs are not legal. if everybody didn't do the whole 8 ball every time, maybe we could enjoy -- >> i don't know what an 8 ball is. i'm sure it is a delight. >> oh, it is. >> seriously, we subsidize so many things like amtrak and granola and yoga and mpr. why are we subsidizing twinkies which is america's solar power. we get so much energy from the snack food. >> for awhile, and then you don't have any energy at all, and then you eat another one. >> twinkie might be gone -- it is my turn, madam. twinkie may be gone, but twinkie the kid may always have a place on my fan site. he is the opening i'm america. they have been getting away

with showing him nothing but cowboy boots for a longtime. >> call me twinks. >> a tragedy. all right, we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go to fox news .com. -- go to fox news .com/red eye.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> i have a couple of corrections to get out here. you said the shelf life of a twinkie is a hundred years? >> in my household. >> that's an urban legend. it is actually 25 days. you may want to stop poisoning your children. >> i do feed them junk food. >> and a pony is a little horse. >> is it really? i am right. >> you said a baby horse. >> it is a baby, little 6789. come on you lied to me. >> it is a different breed, but it is essentially a little horse. it has not