but he is paid millions of dollars to make the kicks. also think about the guys that played my position in defense. the guys who are supposed to get him a ball to kick a field goal. those guys did their job. reettably he did not do his. >> kimberly: okay, well. he tried his best. that's all we can ask for. keep it positive for monday welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. host of the new game show "the price is death." contestants pick behind what is behind three doors and i beat them. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, after a stunning victory for newt gingrich in the south carolina primary, is romney taking the mitts off? see what i did there? and why does robert redford

hate america? stick around and find out. and what happens when we send bill schulz off to arm wrestle women? sadly he somehow survives. happy national pie day, greg. >> never a fan of pie. 3.14 1234* we can do better. >> that pie day is march 14th for obvious reasons, and today is national pie day, p-i-e and today is january 23 rd has in 1-2-3 as easy as 1-23. >> tell that to walter morrison who sold a different pie, a frisbie. >> i don't know where you got your information but walter morrison was a musical director. >> p-funk did the famous "on fire" and i don't think this is a very funny place to be right now, andy. >> i think you are stupid. >> are you stupider. >> i don't believe that. >> you are more stupider. don't get your pan tees in a wad. let's welcome our guests.

she is a delight of the conservative right. she is the political commentator. her latest book is called demonic. how kittens and puppies are endangering america. well, she is funnier than a pack of hyenas, but robert kelly couldn't make it, writer, comedian and hot model for hot topic. his latest cd is called pro joyce. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if acting talent were asteroids, i would do him in an arcade. sitting next to me is the great actor sean canin looking as ugly as ever of -- as ever. >> he is hooked on fon nicks. his progressive pining has leadership declining. good to see you, pinch. >> three cheers and all manner of hoopla for the giants and their over time victory over

the 49ers of san francisco. reminds me of the big blue teams back when the helmets were leather no matter what the weather. i recall a notable giant quarterback who did an oopsie-dasie over the goal line and the confederate clause separate but equal. securing a 1923 championship win for the good guys. it was a jim dandy of a game even though jim crowe laws were still in affect. that's it. >> that certainly is it. >> yes. >> all right. as newt surges, mitt purges. gingrich is now hot and romney is taking shot. he is unleashing blistering attacks on his roly-poly rival. according to two polls he is now leading in florida ahead of next tuesday's primary. the former massachusetts governor has, quote, pulled out the flame thrower, end quote. and so i wonder if he will point out if speaker gingrich

has been a leader or that he was a leader for four years as speaker of the house. >> speaker gingrich was a leader for four years as speaker of the house. at the end of four years it was proven that he was a failed leader. and he had to resign in disgrace. i don't know whether you knew that. he resigned after four years in disgrace. >> that's like your next door neighbor giving you gossip about your wife. the waiter was giving her free mai-tai's. i am not saying there is something going on there, but you know, it is weird, your wife at friday's talking to a 23-year-old waiter. romney also suggested that newt would lose the election calling him erratic and a pin ball machine who will ruin the republican party. are these attacks effective, or do they have as much bite as this turtle.

>> he just likes to have his food delivered in. let's cut to the chase. i believe i speak for all of america. when i ask you this question, if republicans believe that no matter who they put up there against obama are going to lose, then why don't they have fun? why don't they choose the guy that will go out and make the biggest cannonball splash in the pool versus the nice guy -- the guy that is more humble, but will get walked all over. do you catch my point anywhere in there? >> i don't think all of america thinks obama has been a resounding success the way

you do. i think if we just put up somebody who isn't scary like newt we win. >> i don't mean that -- i won't say obama has been a resounding success, but obama with the help of the media has been -- >> i agree on one point that most -- at least south carolina voters and not new hampshire, but the other primary voters don't understand that obama will be tough to beat. he is incumbent. she excruciatingly charming. he has a lovely family. he has the entire mainstream media behind him. he has wrecked the country, and it is going to get worse. and all people want -- these will be people who voted for him. if we can't get only the mccain voters, we need to add obama voters in order to win. you can't run to somebody who will terrify them and talk to janitors. or be defined and described as scary by a majority of

americans after four years of speaker which is exactly what has happened to newt. >> sean, i am going to let the incults fly by. you know how i feel -- >> are you a big pro mown nent of the small broom industry. >> as a little person those are the brooms i prefer to use. >> anne did not answer my question jie. no. >> my point is this, people are reacting to newt because he is a fighter. and mitt is not a fighter. >> absolutely. when was the last time we saw a politician talk to somebody in the media like this? he spanked john cane like he was a four-year-old at ikea. we haven't seen a cane be beaten like that on tv since the l.a. riots. here is the thing that everybody fore gets about the election. obama is so absolutely misrepresented who he was in the first election that now we have his record to look at,

and i think a lot of the people that were independents or voted for him last time have a clear picture of what it is all about, and i don't think he hillary tane those voters. -- think he will retain those voters. >> there is no way he can be elected -- this is my problem with south carolina. it was a perfectly legitimate question. when he asked why his staff left? that was legitimate. then he started screaming at the moderator. >> it was salacious. >> i think he keeps using up this well -- we do have a problem with liberal media and to have newt gingrich covering up the staff leaving and he doesn't have an answer on healthcare, it is like jesse jackson calling it racism. we need to go back and say there is a liberal meed media bo success.

-- bias. >> you know, jesse, glad you are here and good to see the scooby doo van is parked outside in case you have to get somewhere. you have been following politics for longer than i have been around. you have newt polarizing the republicans because you have people like anne that are supporting romney and you have people that like a fighter. where do you see this. >> thank you for taking time out to read renditions of fire side at a christmas carol. i watched what mitt was saying there and he kept referring to the october surprise and saying he didn't want there to be an -- the voters should be aware and more importantly, i didn't know what that means. i had to look that up. apparently it means like a hard-hitting thing that comes out and shakes up the

election. that's where you have sex with a girl and hit her with a pumpkin. >> i was under the impression she would lead. >> it is still nine months away. i honestly think if the narrative is changing, it is for a reason. people are looking at mitt and he is is a humble guy. i want to play a game with fox and friends and i want to go to you with your commentary. >> apparently south carolinians would rather have the emotional satisfaction of a ?oty remark toward a president than beat obama in in the fall. with newt gingrich you throw out the baby and keep the bath

water. >> oh, that's you. >> here is my question for you, anne. i think you are the newt gingrich of book authors. you go to the gut and say what conservatives are thinking. >> you can't -- >> for one thing you are completely wrong that i would even accept this incredible slander. and you would go to the next step. i am not running for president. all we should be thinking about is how do we get votes? how do we get the most independent votes. we don't get it by calling obama a colonialist. and moreover,-- and my point about throwing out the baby and keeping the bath water with newt, you get the grandstanding statement, but when it comes time to do something he has taken 1.6 million from freddy mac and he

is attacking the paul ryan plan. you don't get the change policy. you get republicans looking like we make kids on welfare janitors. >> but don't you know those points don't mean anything to me? i sense that obama is going to beat mitt in a debate. you end up in a moment of desperation answering the wrong question. instead of talking about elect ability i talk about debates. i substitute the question because i don't i don't want to debate. >> at most there will be two debates. these idiots who say gingrich is actually going to have 73-hour debates with obama, no, obama will say no. there will be two debates and it will not be a south carolinian tea party every time an idiot remark is made.

he will suck up to whatever audience. >> he doesn't even answer the basic questions. if he goes through the media, why should he -- >> when did that become the new reality? you are obligated to release your tax records and here is the thing. the conservatives can't have their cake and eat it too. they can't say they are divisionist and class warfare and then anticipate romney's tax returns coming out. and then they say, you are bad because you play by the rules. you pay the taxes and you followed the american dream, but you made a lot of money. god bless him. >> wait a second. i am so sick of people saying, i can't have my cake and eat it too. this is america. i can have as many cakes as i want. i pay my taxes. i want to buy a cake and eat a cake. it is called capitalism. i want to eat it, and i'm going to have it. >> i will show a clip chris

chris stey. >> that launching into what will be a diabetic coma shows a lot of cake. >> that's from a different cake. >> it comes from the mountains of uzbekistan. >> jesse, i want to roll this tape of chris christie, and i want to get your commentary on it. >> you know the record. he was wanted for ethics violations. this is a guy who has had a difficult political career at times and has been an embarassment to the party. >> well, i mean i don't think being an embarassment to the party has ever stopped. george bush was embarassing at any party. >> he was always the guy trying to plush hand towels down the toilet. >> come frght guy who was cast in herman munster, the early years. i think that is a little --

going along sh it -- going a little too far. >> that coming from a guy that is dressed from the 60s. >> did the rest of your guys get lost tunneling out of merry go round. >> i can only prepare one at a time in my head. you have them written. >> i wrote four down in case. well it was either merry go round and chess king. i wasn't sure was it an east coast store? >> yes, they were both there. >> well, we can agree to disagree that we have solved nothing here. >> you just whispered something in my ear. what did you whisper? >> sweet nothings. from political hoax to hollywood dopes. was the pot calling the kettle pompous? on thursday he took a dig at mitt romney. it was an ego hovering over the debate. with the sundance film

festival they were asked between american policies and filmmakers and the pretentious questioners said he may prefer transformers to an indy film. here is how redford responded. >> in terms of mitt romney, i am not going to get into politics. the fact is you can see where the debate is going with this mushroom cloud of ego hovering over everybody. it is stupid and i am sorry about it. >> i am not going to comment on politics, but, comment, comment, comment. the shrinkingen apple head went on to wine about how unfair life is for artists in america. >> for years and years and years you experienced what we had to live with. the fact that other countries are far moore -- far more support supportive and it is tragic we don't support our artists anymore than we do. as long as we have that thinking in congress we will have to fight. it i hope they will eventually go away. >> i hope you go away. after the press conference

redford attended the sundance premiere of a film that is already generating heat. i believe we have a preview of it. >> nice, i am going to see that. are you an actor and a successful one. this is what is nice about how taxpayer responsibilities support artists. it would work out in his career when he made loads of successful movies, what if he had gotten a -- there would be no butch cassidy, and there would be a guy doing a documentary about how a performance artist created a me mosaic out of tampons. >> i am now tasting the bitter medicine that i will not have a anymore in sundance after i say, you are right, our government does not do enough for artists. and thank god we have private

industry that steps up and subsidizes art across the country. all you have to do is walk down park city and you can't swing a dead cat without seeing pepsi signs in every banner and endorsement from big business. and i just find that really hipocritical. >> if you swing a dead cat you might hit tracy morgan. >> it has to be low jie. swing it low. >> i shouldn't say that. we don't know how well he is. i hope you are doing well. >> you could hit tracy morgan's dead cat. he is the craziest person alive walking around with his own dead cat. i got my cat here. >> i sound like yosemite sam. i saw your independent film earlier this year. it was called "my paper route from a station wagon" which was really nice. do you feel you get enough support from america for your craft? >> no, i do think it could be more supportive. look at how many times on this network i get bleeped for

saying -- or -- >> i'm with you on that. >> when you come to work at fox and have to deal with the people telling you -- >> they are afraid they are doing that. >> i don't of don't think that has to deal with the fcc. >> i think if if you -- >> you have not had a boss in your life, anne. >> you can say whatever you want. i have to move on. bill, quickly, say something. >> in looking at the tape, i didn't realize that ellen daw generous joined the swiss army. and secondly i could be wrong, but i believe robert redford is on a high jump? >> what is it like to be homely? we discuss sean's new book. i wouldn't know. but first, bill schulz arm wrestling women? in the biz we call this pea

body award day.

was he detained because of his disdain? i speak of ron paul who says the tsa stopped him from boarding a flight. he refused a full-body pat-down at the nashville airport. according to the republican senator it all started after he went through a body scaner which under -- which found an anomaly around his leg. >> crops are not going to dust themselves, greg. >> listen to me, blabering on. you tell them, senator paul. it is your story. >> i am happy to show you my leg and i showed them my leg. that wasn't good enough. they wanted to do a pat-down. i said, i am happy to go through the rescreen and walk through the screener again.

they wouldn't let me. i was detained in an area and told if i use my phone i have the full-body pat-down. >> anyway, paul refused the pat-down on the grounds that it infringes on his right of private property. the senator says he was then detained and missed his flight to washington. a tsa spokesman, is there any other kind, says paul was not detained, but if an alarm is triggered during a screening he has to be pat-down. the passenger cannot be granted access to the secure area in order to ensure the safety of others traveling. the senator found other means of getting to washington. >> actually it was a lizard on the turtle. >> we have a lot of turtles on

the show. we apologize for that. anne, i know everybody hates the tsa, but did they do anything wrong here? >> of all of the families in america you are going to pick, oh i know we will do the paul family. that doesn't show the tsa's incompetence -- it is great they found a lot of fish sticks. a stupid joke, but thank you for having a chore tell. he has been tough on the tsa, but was he grandstanding or like i say rand standing? >> first of all, the fact -- did you see the way he was dressed and he was wearing a perry wink kill sweater and was he going to a greg gutfeld cos -- costumes party? >> that's true. i was missing a sweater, i was. >> the body scaner was broken. you win.

it is like -- it is the rule the parking meter is broken and we have to rub on your pants until we find some change. >> sean, i am a supporter of the tsa. i think they have a thankless job. >> you fly a lot. you are so fake. >> they give me a lot of spare change. >> i feel for the senator. i myself suffer from an anomaly around my leg. all i have to say is haters be hating. we have to give credit where credit is due. senators have come a long way from soliciting sex in a bathroom at the airport. i think -- >> this is is a highly moral individual. >> he is like a senator, and it is like even though he should get a free pass and be allowed to go through, as a senator should he say, i am going to go through this and it sucks, but i am going to do it and it is leading an

example for everybody else. we know the tsa is ridiculous. they never call the next day. they promise things. >> bill, you like to be detained when you are role playing. you probably have no sympathy for senator paul. >> i don't. not only has he said terrible things about the tsa, but his old, old man wants to de fund them i am talking about his father. of course they have a bone to pick and to grab. my whole issue is the heightened stress level you feel when you get there that makes it so you could get arrested. you could have a perfect day, but when you get into that thing and then there is something -- like when they yell at you for no reason and they say, get over there. what did you say? and then everything snowballs. that's the thing that bugs me is the potential for arrest or

something because -- >> how many times do i have to tell you, stop smuggling and no matter where rurks there is is a dealer waiting for you. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. it is red eye at fox news .com. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. kind of a sad person. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by fortune tellers. those people who can predict someone's future either using palms or fortune cards. thanks, fortune tellers.

welcome back. let's finds out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andyly -- andy levy. >> still recovering from the big football game on sunday. >> how was that? >> do you play some football? you and the gang played some football somewhere? >> i did not play some football. i watched some football. >> i like doing that as well. it is nice, good, neighborly fun. i slice oranges and bring them in a clear bag. >> you are a sad, sad man. >> i sit there and suck on them. >> sad, sad, sad man. but your 49ers lost. >> really? that's too bad. they are a good squad of fellows. >> they are. >> you know how to navigate

the playing field with their tools. i can keep going. >> you said the ppp was released and got them up 38-33 running. >> you said romney called gingrich erratic. i thought he called him erotic. i was troubled. changed the whole meaning. >> actually made me like romney more. and you said -- you think if the republicans don't put up someone scary they will win the general election. i am now subscribing to the theory that the best thing for the gop will be to lose this election and let the guys that they have got, it is younger guys, the rubios, and the kristis whatever run in 2016.

that's my theory. >> i will grant you one thing. that is the only good argument i have heard for supporting newt gingrich you hope the republicans will lose. i think you really have to win this election. if you don't repeal obamacare in the next four years you will become a pathetic western european country and it will be a permanent victory for the left. >> so the guy that electable has lost two of three elections so far this year 1234. >> i look back to when bush was runing and it was a lot like this. frankly he won iowa and they are jerks for coming back saying, we are going to certify santorum. give me a break. and romney was polite that night. it was a tie with santorum. gingrich was number 18, and then he won new hampshire and then he came in a very close second. there was one guy who came in either first or second in all three. one guy who has gotten the

most votes. there is one guy with the most delegates, and all of those guys are mitt romney. if you want to lose. it is dangerous because it will be a historic landslide and you will lose the senate and possibly the house. >> just want a yes or no answer. >> when was the last time you saw a politician spanking the media. >> that's a fair point. >> i am pretty sure you never said that. >> you said it. >> i think if we roll the tape back. >> let's agree to disagree. >> are you not entitled to your own facts, sir. >> what you said was a fair point even if you didn't say it. but does that make you a good presidential candidate? >> does it make me a good presidential candidate?

>> you are just going to be difficult? >> repeat the question. >> i am not repeating the question. >> okay, sir. >> like most actors i was wrapped up in myself. >> i understand that. i will move on. who ever wrote your script though, i would like to talk to you later. >> i did confer with your cats. >> good. >> that definition of october surprise you, gabe, the one involving a pumpkin. >> it exists on urban dictionary. >> i thought you came up with it yourself. >> did you see how it flashed right there? when you guys were talking and it flashed to greg real fast and it looked like an evolutionary chart of handsomeness? go to the shot.

who directs this show? >> you, jess serks clearly. >> it was going from little greg to sean. it was not handsome to handsome. >> they have the same jaw, but nothing else. >> that was worth the effort. >> it might have been smoother if i didn't have to. >> but you did. >> that was more of a fiasco than the live super bowl. >> you said you don't win in november by doing things gingrich is doing, but you fire the crap out of the base which is something people like you don't understand. >> whether you calling me a rhino something has gone wrong. >> well, you like mitt. >> well, he is more conservative than newt

gingrich. how does a tea partier get around that ordinary saying we are complete hipocrites? they voted for romney in iowa and new hampshire. isn't that what started the tea party? tee took 1.6 million for the institution that caused the housing clash? no, mitt romney is the most conservative. >> how is the air in that tank some. >> i don't get that. >> okay. >> but i gather it is an insult. that's what the half time report is for. >> exactly. >> it is a friendly insult. >> yes, i'm sure it is. >> you know that. >> sean, you asked if candidates had to release their tax returns. it started at watergate and it has been a little over 30 years. >> not in january. >> no, just in general. >> the question wasn't about in january. >> yes, it was. >> he asked when it was standard procedure for candidates.

>> i am not agreeing with anyone. >> he is prepared. release him in april like anybody else. >> all i did was answer his question. that's it. there was no editorial liesing there. >> sometimes i feel like we need you on these walls, andy. >> he wines l america. >> redford is correct, but our government does too little to support artists. what should it do? >> it tags the fact that liberals are always talking about private industry, and that's what does the industry. >> it was a roundabout way. >> by the way, sean this gets to your point too that redford contridicts himself. he wines how tragic it is we don't support our artists and

then he says, quote, what i am seeing is independent film is growing. if it is growing that means people are supporting it. >> exactly. independent film is a nickname for something he has. a lot of people don't know that. >> the fcc doesn't regulate fox news. >> well, why can't i say [bleep]. >> because we don't want you to. >> it is 3:00 in the morning. >> we have standards. as hard as it may be to believe, we have standards. >> i had a great joke a couple weeks ago and it was bleeped. it was the fact my wife doesn't wear skirts and bleep. they probably didn't hear it that time either. >> it is a good guess if they interest did hear it this time they didn't hear it -- that time they didn't hear it this time. >> maybe they can read lips. >> they can play music over it. just replace it with a lame joke.

just assume it is a really bad joke. >> we can just replace it with what he said then. >> i didn't attack you once. >> i know. >> really quickly, you said that after missing his flight you believe senator paul went to washington on the back of an ostrich? >> yes. >> i know you are not lying and i'm sure you do believe that, but he just caught a later flight. i am done. >> can ostriches fly? >> no. >> really? >> that is stupid for a bird. dumb bird. just kill yourself, stupid bird. i had an idea for a talk show and since they agree with each other -- do we have a photo? coming up, my burrito from lunch. but first, can anything good

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>> it is all me. it is my time to shine. eye of the tiger. no not the tiger, that's not the right body type. eye of the ferret. eye of the ferret. nothing can stop me. >> i know it looks like i lost, but did i? think about it. for the price of a beer i got to touch not one, not two, but three hipster chicks. who is the real winner brooklyn? think about it.

>> you have an incredibly contagious form of dermatitis. even though you lost, you were able to spread the disease throughout the entire bar. >> the best part is it doesn't show up until after contact. i hate arm wrestling. the guy that won was "bone crusher" and he -- he was so into it he fasted for a week before hand so he could make weight, and when he was practicing he broke one of his buddy's arms. they were doing guy and guy by the end and i was glad i didn't face him. >> that's unusual. usually when you hear guy on guy you are first in line. >> well, i was in line, but it was the wrong kind of bone crushing. >> what, arm wrestling? this is not what i expected. time to take a break. there is more "red eye" when we return. don't even think of leaving.

now is the time of the show when we were going to do a segment on the importance of long division. while it is a crucial life skill, we had a better idea. it is time for another "red eye" where are they now?

surely you remember this hard-working lad. >> that was in 2009. gabriel la flor worked his way up from humble beginnings as a dishwasher. after a series of jobs on cruiseships, laflor landed in new york city. by 2011 he the world's highest paid monkey butler, living and working for a self--made tech in trump tower. that changed on august 1st the same year. at some point after 8:00 p.m. he got into an argument with the home's private chef, a turtle, over a strawberry. before it was over, the turtle was shot twice. he survived while laflor was arrested for attempted murder. after a brief trial in which he acted as his own lawyer, laflor was convicted and sent to prison. he will spend the next 30

years on rut gear's island. this has been a "red eye" where are they now? >> amazing what you can do -- >> a cautionary tale, right? >> a t-a -- t-a-i-l. >> we will close things out. go to fox news .com/red eye.

well, this program note, there is no show tomorrow. we are bumped for fox news' coverage of the state of the union address. i know, great stuff. a new "red eye" returns on wednesday. time to go back to tv's andy levy. >> modern cooking, you can get it on amazon or my website,

sean cannon, the modern gentleman .com. please buy it because i just gotten gauged and i need to pay for my -- i got engaged and i need to pay for mid withing and i am not on "young and the restless" anymore. >> not a tough guy anymore, are you? >> is it available for kindle? >> it is actually kindle in the fireplace. you can put it in there and light it on fire which is what i might be doing. >> would you like to do a show with chris chris stey? >> yes. he is not running for president. i apologized for killing his pets and cutting off the mail, what else does he have to do? >> he has the governor thing. >> fair point. and he has to be romney's vice president. >> there you go. jesse, any upcoming gigs? >> of course i have upcoming gigs. we are at the comedy seller on thursday night in new york city. >> that's gig. >> beyond that, i am going to be a