>> dana: that is it for us on "the five." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. bye-bye. ♪ welcome to redeye. i'm greg gutfeld. it's the anniversary of the first host. he said why are you doing this to me. i can't believe i can't breathe. let's go to andy levy. >> what is coming up. >> keep it together, america. top story, muslim writer faces possible execution because of a couple of tweets. join us. and something, something, something, santorum surging and according to one congressman, keeping the keystone pipeline is to keep caribou content.

>> greg: any updates about the group of felines that work at city hall? >> you mean zero cat. i have a lot of interest last night. but it's too late for you andy. >> i had a meeting with 20th century about a project of my own. a group of felines that work at city hall. my is called the bureau cats. >> greg: this is a cash cow like you always steal. >> more like a cash cat. >> greg: that is my other one that i'm working on. >> i have a the meeting about a wealthy feline, it's called the cash cat. >>. >> now, you'll be the first person if anything bad happen is to me. i will go away secure on the

knowledge that you will be looking after me. >> greg: you are not done yet. make him go. >> let's welcome the guests. founder of the children's right institute and director of the law fair project. her latest book war against free speech. >> and comedian joe devito and people wipe their feet out of this place. his i.sqsmtd higher than einstein. the great kirk roder contributor. latest book which you must get immediately. it's fantastic. it's called the good, the bad and god awful. and. >> on this day in 1897 the

slogan of all the news fit to print appeared to my forehead and was met with much hoopla. earlier attempts for whites only and kill all engines didn't go as well over in focus groups. a little history. >> greg: all right. could he end up dead because of what he said? a saudi writer may be facing death after tweeting about islam. he posted a bunch on mohammad's birthday. among them as translated by my friend al-jazeera, on your birthday i won't bow in front of you, instead i will shake it as an equal and you will smile back and -- here is another.

>> greg: now that is good tweet! sadly and predictably, calls for his death. he deleted them and posted this. i swear to god, first mistake, i wrote what i wrote because i love the prophet but i made a mistake and i hope that god forgives me and all those who were insulted forgive me, as well. saudi king abdullah he had on flee the country. he was arrested in malacia where he is awaiting extra diction. we have tape of a spokesman of the committee discussing this very matter.

>> greg: no wonder they hate us. that is goat i'm pretty sure. look, you are prettier than a pony made of flowers. saudi arabia is our ally. >> it's great we can laugh about this, but this is a serious problem. it's the subject of my book. hundreds of thousands of innocent muslim people are being targeted because of free speech and it's not just happening in islamist countries but it's happening in the west. they are in hiding because they were targeted with violent threats and lawsuits. worst things about hillary clinton is to do about the same thing here, despiteful dialogue. i'm happy that we're bringing attention to it. i'm shocked.

>> gregg: he benefited, he has not dated an unattractive woman sense. >> he is stunning. >> i think our readers are excited about the things that you do. [ laughter ] >> greg: bill, what were you going to say? >> the serious monologue, is your book available on amazon? i didn't know that. >> greg: how are we supposed to live for people that want us to die because of tweets? >> it makes us proud that our government is so buddy, buddy with saudi arabia. i'm baffled by it. and malacia and state of islam. >> greg: why become a muslim

writer unless you have a place to go. sooner or later, if you are a muslim writer you are going to be on a muslim kill list. by the way, you look snapping. looks like you got a new suit there. i love the purple shirt. what can be done? should necessity accept the apology or kill them? >> he could have avoided all of this, if he would have ended with lol or something like. that we should develop alternative energy sources so it would put sawn assault and battery out of business. we have modern technology and you have this. to compare the medieval mind set it's disgraceful and to have them before the court and judges. that is real blast fanny mi.

>> it's -- blasphemy. >> you have a 16th century on twitter? >> they bought a huge percentage of it. the ny 'pd is being targeted. "new york times" wrote an article on for the firing of commissioner kelly because he aired islam phobic. we can't teach teach about militant islam. it is happening here. >> greg: you came to play today. >> this is my subject. >> greg: you have a brain between those shoulders. [ laughter ] >> greg: you got a soul. >> and would you say this saudi writer is middle east version of rowland and martin? >> it puts things in perspective. i'm sorry.

this guy is a dead man. also i would say they are probably going after him not because as much of the tweets. they had flowery language and kept going on. he had a high ball in him and that is frowned upon in muslim culture. >> i wouldn't, kardashian tweeted last week, hey, have you ever been at the races in your pants? that is what chloe kardashian tweeted. >> that is a fair question. >> greg: great thing about america you can ask that question. >> when some did she flee to malaysia. >> and everybody running around from a kardashian. some tweets to street. is this for real? is rick legit.

after santorum's string, his support has doubled. take his support from before and then you multiply it by two. according to that, rick is tied about mitt at 36%. on thursday when asked if he thinks a good idea or bad about rules of women taking front line in combat. >> i do have concerns about women in front line combat. that could be a compromising situation where people naturally may do things that that may not be in the interests of mission because of other types of emotion that are involved. >> what great group behind him. >> he wanted to clarify his remarks. >> we have men and women in combat. i think men have emotions when

you see a woman in harm's way. it's natural, it's very much in our culture to be protective. israeli army has a lot of women but they don't allow them to be engaged in combat, to try to be in a position where to try to protect. >> greg: he takes a lot. let's go live to d.j. papa. ♪ ♪ you can be playing in our

redeye anniversary pretty soon. but he has huge coke problem. not really i. >> sean: since he is in public service is. >> it's same thing as being a soldier kind of thing. >> he kind of does wear a flak jacket but its sweater vest. so in a way you have to jeisz to him. even in america i think you are the one that needs to apologize.

>> brooke were you concerned about women on the front line or do you agree with him? >> it was such an obvious gaffe. everyone knows men, it didn't make any sense. being on the front line, it's not just active combat. women on the front line do medical duty. they are technicians, his comment was completely out of place. he was giddy because he just won colorado. >> giddy is not in his vocabulary. >> joe, here is a thing. we know this whenever a female member of the military is involved in harm, you can't help but take an extra interest in it. when somebody is captured. how can you deny that emotion, that is real, right? >> i think our military, they

are professionals. the way we feel about it is not the way they feel about it. i think the people who serve in combat, men, women, gay, straight, all i want to say, thank you. i'm risk in the other direction. but santorum's problem is making that off the cuff statement at 12 random people at the bus station. >> whenever there is people behind a politician, i have to look at the people behind them. i'm not listening, oh, she is cute. >> but the girl over the shoulder, you see her, she starts laughing. but she starts cracking up in. >> greg: somebody was tickling her. bill, you lost an arm competition to a woman?

>> in fairness, she was 6'3". >> these women are serving our, knowing they could get kidnapped and unlike the guys they could get raped. they are aware of that. they knew that going in. he hasn't done any of that. and he compares what he does in a sweater vest. >> fighting in this country, guys can get raped, too. >> these women and men are killing people. it's insulting for him to say, they have the emotional intelligence to deal with fighting. >> 50%, a little over 50% of the people are women and thank god they don't have the ability to vote because we would be in trouble. >> i'm outnumbered here and i'm going to take santorum's side.

all right. i'm going to make two points. really, its basic points that you need one man to make a town but hundred women to make a city. the fact that women are biologically more val oobl than men, that is why men build bridges and die in wars because women are valuable. if lose one woman, if you lose his guys, his brother could pop late the whole countryside. the other things, men instinctively want to protect women for that reason because the women reproduce and we don't. i don't think i can blame guys. brook sew right something down. i'm not really worried about us reproducing that much now. >> instinctively want to kill

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>> greg: peta is up in arms over an doggie flavored fashion show.

it was held at o fashion night featured canines with lots of leather and people say fashion way too seriously. so it's good to start off the week with fun event everyone can enjoy. no one hates sexy puppies. that was my impression. peta, spokesperson, you don't even to have bleep that. bondage and chains belong in the bedroom with consent go adults. is it sexy or cruel? the boy was raised by wild st. bernards for analysis.

>> what is that the. [ laughter ] >> where do you go with that st. bernard. that was wild st. bernard bureau. it's amazing thing. they don't break any stories but they are adorable. speaking of adorable, brooke, would peta be more effective if they lighten up a little? >> yeah, there is nothing more cage describe an dog. it had a dogfight. it had a man and it was by invitation. >> does that dog look like he is having a good time? i was talking about the previous photo, phil. for god's sake.

they sound like they know what is going on. kirk, they use dogs as models, is that edgy or what? >> of course. dogs pioneered wearing dog collars. [ laughter ] >> they know all about discipline. >> you know what, it's arrogant for us to say that is harmful to them when they created that trend. they were like the first guys at williamsburg. not that colonial thing in new york. nobody goes to that thing anymore. who is the big winner. is it peta? and like redeye that has 17 million viewers. >> this is true. i think some of the dogs enjoyed it but finally chaps have found the non-cowboy wearer, when you

need to pee on fire hydrant, chaps don't have to undue their leather pants. i should be directing this comment to bill. [ laughter ] >> and you can poop. >> and they say it's so annoying that is what chaps do. >> there are chaps, just you strap a leather one on. it's on my website. >> greg: reverse chaps.org, a government subsidized site. bill, here is thing. these dogs are brought into a world that they really aren't prepared for. >> anyone that says dogs don't know humiliation have never taken a dog out for a crap. their ears go down.

they are not happy about it. >> because you are filming them, bill? >> i am doing a documentary. >> right now i have a lot footage. >> and i would not put them in a press release beforehand but inviting peta so they can get angry to get the publicity. >> greg: when you see the fashion shows, there is a typical celebrity, a group of young guys that sleep with models. there was steven that went home with four or five dogs. [ laughter ] >> greg: it was disgusting and adrian wa. i found it morally offensive. >> the beagle didn't care. >> i feel bad when you see someone walking two dogs and only one has one on.

>> that is humiliating and lot of people in new york have their dogs dressed up in the wintertime? >> it's freezing card. >> they don't know. >> she is cold. >> is he is a chihuahua. they don't have much hair. >> greg: it's typical. >> i wish i brought her with me. >> greg: i would have loved to seen that. >> where would you hold it? >> right there. >> they would not like it if you were holding it. e-mail us and she is distracted by the dog. >> i'm holding a maltese and i don't know want to know why. call us and still to come and andy levy he is maltese. >> this is sponsored by library

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>> greg: welcome back. hey,andy how is it going? >> pretty good. >> so a saudi writer, read some of his tweets, on your birthday i won't bow in front of you...

that is way more than 140 characters which lead me to believe that tweeting in arabic, very unfair advantage. >> greg: also, by the way, talking about mohammad it was directed to. >> my mistake. >> he probably likes prostitutes with eggs on his face. >> kurt, you said the story brings why we're friends with saudi arabia. most disgusting he was arrested with the authorities with the help of interpol that sent up a request of the saudi government. >> we're all in this together. >> the secretary-general of interpol is an american.

>> greg: that is a great story for monday. >> also, you said you were surprised he was arrested in malacia. he was going to go to new zealand when he was arrested. >> i can't get over the interpol thing. interpol is a joke. >> greg, you said of brooke, our readers are thrilled to do outside the show. >> being in publishing for 15 years. >> okay. all right. by the way, i'm guessing our viewers like to hear what brook does outside the show. >> yes, they do. >> they would like to know the

address. >> possibly the cross streets. >> bill, you said the whole thing puts the rowland martin complaints in petty perspective. >> i assume he is complaining. i hope he tweets it. >> soccer fans, play on rowan martin and david beckham. >> and kardashian, does that work? [ laughter ] >> santorum, we've had bachmann as the not new candidate. she won the straw poll. you guys realize what it means. >> what? >> ron paul is next. he doesn't fit the ball. >> he is the only one left. he is going to be the not mitt when it's time to vote.

>> i'll take him. >> who this is not good. >> brooke, regarding the comments about emotions being a problem in combat, you said it was gaffe, i'm not sure whether you were joking or not. do you think was a gaffe? >> no, it's trance lucent. he is saying it was a gaffe but trance lucent. >> i don't know what that means. >> he doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. >> i thought he was clearly about men's emotions when i heard the quoted originally. >> really? i read it but i didn't read it that way. >> after he said, he said it might lead to people doing things that are not interested in the mission. it already happens to men, that men would be even more likely to do something when women were there. that is how i took it.

that is what he says. >> by the way, i'm surprised you didn't call him out. israel doesn't allow women in combat but in fact they do? >> great. contrary to popular belief, i'm not an expert on all things. >> in the year 2000, israel established the infantry brigade >> i'm sorry, go ahead. >> here is an interesting fact. women were barred from combat for a long time that men tried to protect and assist women rather than continue an attack but jeopardize.... >> that is jewish men. >> that is what santorum is saying. i don't think it's fair to call him crazy.

>> who is calling him crazy? i said typical man and he was speaking before thinking. he shouldn't be in this position clarifying what he said in the first place. >> i think he is a saying what a lot of men think, and apparently it is true according to what andy just said. i wasn't really listening. >> the study was done in 1950. >> santorum's favorite era. >> the clock stopped for him. >> by the way, if you seen stars and coopers, showers get very hot. >> they got to shower before that. >> you are so greedy. >> joe, i said 50. >> you are old. >> i would pay a quarter to see

that movie. >> joe, you didn't pay $20 to watch in slo-mo. >> you can slow it down a little bit during the director's commentary. >> whatever happened to him? tarazan. doing ward work. >> i don't know why i'm there. it really should. >> dog eats fashion show. you love that quote from the fashion show, at first i thought you made that up and giving your own opinion and then i realized it was after consenting. it probably wasn't greg. >> greg: it is consenting when they enter the bedroom. forcing someone to sign a people doesn't equal consent, greg.

>> greg: look, it's note my fault that some of these individuals that i hired to do work around the house do not understand english. [ laughter ] >> greg: what do i have to do, teach them how to read the paper. >> but that is condition of employment? >> this is why english first matters because it stops people like me from putting them in the bedroom well. >> how can they learn english after you have removed their tongue. >> and the dogs on fire you sounded like stefan. i am done. >> greg: was that long for you guys? coming up, justin being ser dying. to go to college. it will make an exciting

adventure. but first.... what is this? a story like this. it's at story so important we forgot to do it yesterday.

>> greg: does any one care about the caribou. a texas coming man does. louie gomer, nice looking smile there. pushing development of the alaska oil pipeline because of the mating habits of the sub arctic beast. he argues that caribou like the pipeline's warmth and telling the colleagues so when they want to go on date they head over to the pipeline. he says the pipeline has resulted in a ten-fold care bow population and if the oil stops

flowing it would affect the animals adversely. we must discuss this in the. >> lightning round. >> you majored in animal husbandry so i guess you are an expert on this story. >> so meet me at the pipeline. i'm not sure what is weirder, is he joking around? is he speaking off the cuff but has he put the thought that caribou are turned on by proximity to the pipeline. in a perfect world. >> we've been overlooking so we have to rely on saudi arabia for the oil. >> we have to worry about the

caribou population and you have to beat them with clubs, it's not good. >> there is nothing worse than carribou clubbing because they don't know how to dress. terrible joke. and he is making an environmental case for keeping the oil flowing. she playing the environment? >> it's brilliant. i think if the facts are true, than his concern over removing the pipeline is legitimate is a concern. being a canadian, the pipeline is going to get built, it's going to china or coming to us. that is the bottom line. >> i forgot you were canadian. >> how could you? >> you are like a giant beam. if i, we can agree this is fun topic?

>> no. because it's perplexing to me, what did the caribou to meet with that bou before they get the pipeline out. how did they continue the population before this. >> i'm about to do research and fatigue will kick in. i'll see a shiny object and walk out somewhere. >> a lot of times, it's hilarious. >> i love it when they hang over the partitions. >> always to tripping on something. >> there is something called the caribouty call? >> woe. >> and how do they do it. >> you have the questions, turk. >> you know what the things, caribou have benefited with something i coined maybe 20 years ago, rudolph welfare.

popularity the popularity of rudolph the red nosed reindeer. i have eent it. i had a reindeer steak. it was delicious. >> that brings up rudolph, why don't they have gordon liddy selling gold. remember, silver and gold. think he is dead. >> he a puppet. how can he be dead? >> puppets never die. puppets never die. shakespeare at the said it. >> next topic, this one is for brooke. canadian elementary school teacher suspended without pay after spraying students. ten-year-old boy had eaten a

fried fish meal and kids were teasing him with the stink. the teacher put him in the hallway and spray him the odor eliminater. joe, is the real lesson never bring fish to lunch? >> i think the real lesson here is children smell terrible. american or canada or some other strange made up country. >> i don't know how bad this particular fish smelled. maybe she was doing him a favor by removing the stink. this is new found land. >> is this like a real story or you may be from newfoundland. >> what a fried meal. that is what he stunk of. his mom kicked it. that is why she was so upset they sprayed him with lafreze.

>> and school district has apologized to the child and mother. do they need to? >> is it worse to be sprayed or a bag of fly fish. why not just spray the meal. >> fish is the only feed food where people attempt to disguise the meal. its fact. there is a problem in the fox building that use the lunch microwave for their fish. you can't go into the kitchens are small. when somebody public defender's cod in the microwave, because you can't put food in there afterwards. >> pilot are bringing fish to work? >> yes. >> are they still flipping around? >> no, frozen. >> it's absolutely disgusting.

it gets me so angry. >> puppets never die and everything smells like todd. >> lafrece, it's just covering something. it doesn't do anything. >> it was a bad smell. >> greg: i don't know. time to take a break. stay right there. there is more no reason to ever leave me. i don't know what i just said.

>> greg: a new book, bringing up bibi making the statement that french parents are better. they sell the author, my daughter can be with us if she wants. and american parents tend to be. brook everyone you of 15 kids. do you agree? you or your 14th. do you agree that america, we should be adopting the french way? >> i think, i read parts of this

book. it says french kids aren't reared better but they like their children less because they spend less time with children than americans. it's good to be overbearing. i'm the produce of an extremely overbearing mother and i turned out.... >> is this more veiled american bashing? >> i think until americans get involved. people just treated children as small adults. americans invented the child and kids i've seen in europe are better bhaivd than american children. >> what the study failed to mention three out of four kids were beaten with a baguette. i don't have any kids but i feel

the free range child option. >> greg: those little black striped shirts they wear. >> if they don't come home, then you have to make a new one. >> all right. we're going to close things up. with a post wrap-up with andy levy. go to foxnews.com/red eye.

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>> back to andy levy. >> brooke you are going to be in colorado next week? >> we're going denver, they are hosting a project. if you want an invitation, go to our website. >> sound like a barnburner. >> excellent. >> joe, any upcoming gigs? >> running around a lot of new york shows but next week mcgwire's comedy club on long island. >> curbing, any movie we should automatically avoid? >> there is a nicolas cage movie. its sequel, ghost writer, spirit of vengeance. first ghost writer was dreadful. made $237 million worldwide. this one is so bad, sony isn't even screaming. >> tree of life,