>> greg: all right kids, we have to go. >> eric: no, we don't. >> greg: we do. that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. see you welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. or as i am known on the new jersey turnpike, the sonoco strangler. now to andy levy with a pre game report. >> byob, america. gop debate number 20 is in the books. who won? who lost? who cares? and should you be subsidizing a federal program that gives cell phones to poor people? the story we have had in the run down for over a week and haven't gotten to, but will definitely get to tonight. and is an adorable seven-year-old british ad a racist? stick around to find out how much i over sold this story. greg? >> thank you, andy.

>> well i guess i will can sell next week's greg is cool day then. >> you were planning a greg is cool day? >> i was, but as usual you ruined something i nice i was planning for you. >> i love how you say you were planning it, but now you are not planning. if i were a cow you would make all of my stomach sick. >> i was picking up the invites from the printer and now i am out that money. plus the deposit i put on the club. >> you put a lot of deposits on the club which is why it is not working out between us. by the way, it is expru a jerk. >> enjoy your curling day. let's welcome our guests. i do care, actually. she is cuter than a baby panda riding a tricycle made of kittens. sounds cruel, but it is cute. i am here with fox newschannel anchor as sober as always. and what is big, black and funny all over? sinbad so he couldn't make

it. >> that same joke? his other car is a gurney. it is bill schulz. and always a reservation for one when serving beef cake like him. sitting next to me, rick leventhall. and everyone is wise to his bias and lies. good to see you, pinch. >> in our oscar coverage we will learn how to pull off a tux like george clooney. that is easy for you to say. but we would also need legs, arms and a torso to follow that ininstruction. you, sir, are from the first order. >> there is some hand clapping on top of my head. >> i don't understand. he was chasing by jason. alexzander that is. during wednesday night's debate, mitt romney dared quote a line from seinfield

and when the actor who played george heard he quit he flipped. first here is the not at all outdated reference. >> i want to restore america's promise and i am going to do that tonight. as george caw stan swraw would say, they are plotting a stop. >> a few hours later he responded on twitter writing, quote, he enjoyed my old character. i enjoy the character he used to be. >> mr. smarty pants follows it now. he messed up the line. it was actually jerry who says to george, quote, show man ship, george. when you hit the high note you say good night and walk off.

i believe we have the clip from seinfield. >> is that okay? massage my back, okay? it feels good. come on, it feels good. oh man, great massage. >> no happy endings, thankfully. sherrod, welcome to the program. jason alexzander has not done much after seinfield. you must pity him and his enormous sum of money. >> i thought maybe he came out and setted n-word. at least make it exciting like kramer did. i guess he don't like mitt romney. >> you are insightful. why is jason alexzander getting it for this? >> it is the only thing he has done. the last thing that alexzander has done substantially are the

commercials for weight watchers. >> that don't mean your career is over, right 1234* i can't wait to get one of those commercials. my career is just getting started. >> judging by your physique, you are almost there. >> romney attributed that line to george before. how can he be president if he is botching the seinfield jokes? >> it is funny how serious george takes himself. and he is shorter than you. >> yes, he is. that's because i am tall. >> right. i appreciate they like to end conversations on high notes both mitt romney and jerry seinfield which is what i do. the laughter starts, good night, everybody. >> good night, everybody. >> you proved your point by illustrating the opposite. how awkward and sad it was and

they saab bough tajed the segment. you were married to jason alexzander in the 1980s. >> that was a different jason. well, maybe it was him. the 1980s was a longtime ago. i was in high school then. why is everyone laughing? >> what do you make of this? jason alexzander is a whiney baby who is jealous of his good looks? >> thank you for stealing my line. i actually didn't think he was totally rude to mitt romney. he said i am thrilled. he used to be a good guy. he acknowledged -- that was a stab. he stabbed him. that was an open stab. >> i prefer to see things positively. >> you will find out later tonight. >> bill, there is almost nothing to this story. it is as thin as your discarded underwear.

and the debate was boring. try to make something substantial out of this. he used this joke three times. that works if you are my uncle ned. but it doesn't work when you are a presidential candidate. >> and the real story is mitt romney is not going to hit the high note. he will lose the contest with obama. that's what he will end it on. jay you are so right that obama is going to win. you know what else -- >> i am voting twice. >> and tell your friends. it will be a landslide. don't vote. >> i'm serious. >> i want to be a part of this beating. >> something tells me that's not the first time you have said that. >> all right, this is over. are your dollars paying for callers? the federal government paid

out $1.6 billion to cover free cell phones and the bills of 12 million wireless accounts. to put that in perspective it takes 3 million and multiply it by eight and take off your pants and walk through the window and wave at me. i am right there. the so-called lifeline program provides phones to -- free to 150 minutes. these are the people who aren't doing this. and participation since 2008. i believe that's when obama was elected. critics contend the program is poorly run offering phones to those who do not qualify and those who do qualify with more than one phone. what is more, they bill their customers for this. "red eye" placed an interview request, but we were told he was on vacation.

>> my wife and i took lessons on the beach. it was fantastic. i woke up and she was gone. i don't remember, but it was a great guy all-around. >> is it a human right? >> i want you to tell me one program that doesn't have abuse. there isn't one. >> that is true. >> i don't want they will texting on the government's dime and i don't want them sending out pictures of the stimulus package. >> it is a family show. >> do you pay for your phone? >> no, i haven't paid for a cell phone in 15 years. but i do pay my daughter's cell phone bill. >> that's the big pay back.

>> maybe she can get it done. >> maybe she can. joy here is the thing. i totally buy it even though i know it is ripe with fraud like you say. how can they find jobs if they don't have a phone you can call about a job? jay how about this, you go and get out and watch -- walk to a pay phone. barrow one. that's not the reason they give them phones. that's the program. it is a lifeline. if you are dying of something -- it should be used for emergencies only. >> if you are unemployed and on welfare if you are looking for a job -- >> but it can be a life saving device. it is an important thing to have. everyone should have a cell phone in this day and age. >> i don't think people should get angry about this. i don't think the government is given the best phones.

they have motor roll law flips flips -- motorola flips. they have the bad phone, but it works. >> but does it upset you you have to pay for your phone? >> no, i pick a phone every week out of somebody's pocket. i keep promising to return it, but i never do, just so they keep it on. >> bill, you received a free soup can at a local shelter. aren't you part of the problem? >> no, i didn't get a cell phone. the fdc are going to investigate this, but they run the program. we know how that works. and i am fine if boxcar billy wants to play angry birds, but i don't think they should have two phones. i have one phone. >> if you take the phones away, how are you going to call your dealer? >> they are my dealer. that's why i forward the program. what will i do, smoke signals? >> even in like india where half of the population doesn't have toilets, but 99% of the people have cell phones.

>> is that true? >> somebody watched "slum dog millionaire." >> i think it is another avenue to scam america. if you want something free it becomes a scam. what is next, go carts? it is built into the mentality. nobody wants to work for anything anymore. from dependancy to independent see. according to the housing data, my favorite ipped could, one in -- one in every four households is occupied by a single person. that's 80%. it is nothing to celebrate over. the new york times throws a bone to those who live alone describing the benefit of a solo existence. in particular the freedom to be quirky. he no doubt just got dumped. in a sense, living alone represents the self let loose in the absence of sur veiling eyes. he is free to indulge his or

her outer habits what is single behavior. he interviewed those who were happier like a woman who runs in place during commercials and another who is fond of wearing pan tau loons and a blogger who declared, quote, i never, ever close the bathroom door and why should you? he says, feel like standing naked at 2 a.m. in front of the peanut butter jar? as andy levy will tell you, you are never really alone. can we see that tape of him at home? >> i knew he wore the tighty whiteys. i knew it. >> and he doesn't even take

his socks off. when somebody comes through the door to bring your egg mcmuffin it is disgusting. >> wouldn't everyone interest -- interviewed for the story drop the act when they find a guy who wants to live with them? >> oh my gosh, are you kidding me? >> listen, i wear pantaloons at home. i don't think it is weird or quirky. >> i don't i don't think you are alone on purpose. >> it is like cost and affect. >> could it be a weird thing that causes you to live alone. nobody wants to be alone eating peanut butter. >> i made a joke. you lived alone, and yet you

have been married 15 times. which is preferable? >> i have been married 15 times, so don't you think i like living alone? i was in bed and doing my talking points and i had my cereal bowl from early in the morning in my bed and i had the carcass of my lunch on my pillow. i never even went into the kitchen. and there it is i took a picture. i had a salad and that's my cereal bowl. >> where is the carcass. >> that is my point. if you live alone you turn your bed into a dinner table. >> that's right. and it is awesome. >> do you ever find yourself asleep in the kitchen? >> no, the kitchen is my bed. >> the bed is so far away, i will put my head on the frige. and then open it up. >> and then you close it.

>> who needs a bathroom? just put the old picture there. >> isn't not living alone about one thing? it is not choking to death. >> that's why i don't eat solid. haven't in years. you -- i never got the marriage thing, the roommate thing. i don't like people with people all the time. >> nobody wants to be around you. i had three roommates because they were either unemployed, out of a marriage which is sad, but i kicked them out. i withdraw all of those things if the roommate or possible spouse is rich. >> well i live with people for economic reasons.

>> what happens is you have these people describing what you call the charming i had yow sin craw sees. they can't tell you what they are really doing. if they are ready to admit they are eating peanut butter nude, what are they really doing? i read the statistic, and i don't remember where -- they had 80% of electric toothbrushes -- >> i just bought my girlfriend one and she is like, i can't wait to use this one when you are gone. >> people do weird things when they are alone. >> you do weird things when you are not alone. >> but i live in an apartment in new york where you can see through everybody's windows. 24r* are people who do unusual things. >> you have binoculars though. >> so you spy on your neighbors? >> no, they spy on me. >> you are a peeper. >> they spy on me. i have a theory if you make 50 copies -- if you wrote on a piece of paper please close your window, this is disturbing, and you just -- you made 50 copies and put it under every apartment door, nobody would question it.

they would go, oh my god i should have closed the window. >> i would have went, it's a party. where are you? 3e's on fire. >> it is new york. everybody is weird here. >> new york is self-select for people who want to be alone and do weird things. >> it is an opportunity to take care of business. >> that is our new slogan for this fair city. >> come to new york and, you know, take care of business. >> strange, strange thing. i tell you, people when they are alone indulge in -- >> stop scaring me when you say alone. i lake my life. >> when men live alone too long they are fat drunks. >> i do have a lot of security at my building, stalkers. are white people the root of all evil? we discuss sherrod small's latest book, yes, but i will still date them. >> it is also a short film. >> was the firing of espn a

biggot or modern day saint? he could be both.

was he fired when he should be admired? anthony frederico was canned after his "chink in the armor" headline. and now he has taken to the internet to let you know he is a great guy after apologizing for the headline that he insists was a lapse in judgment and not a racist public. he writes, quote, if those whoville fie me would take a deeper look at my life i am exactly how some are portraying me. on the day of the incident i got a call from a friend who was homeless and rushed to his

aid. he was collapsed on the side of the road. they would see how i picked him up and got him a hotel room and fed him. that's great, but there is more. i used my vacation time to volunteer in the orphanages in haiti, how i adopted an elderly alzheimer patient and visited him every day for a year. >> you can't do that. >> he has done a couple of good things. there is more. they would see every winter i organize a coat drive for those less fortunate in new haven. i raised 10 grand for a friend in need when his kids were born premature. this guy makes mother theresa look bad. they would see i work in soup cichers and convalescent homes since i was a kid. i'm starting to won -- wonder hound. they would see this was not done for glory, but for god. sounds almost as self-less as i do. what if this is true?

it sounds like -- >> maybe it is true, greg, but here is the thing, none of the people on that list was asian, were they? that's your problem. homeless, not asian. hatian, not asian. you made a comment about an asian person. tell me about an asian person you helped. >> and it wasn't a homeless guy because there are no homeless asians. >> here is the thing about the jeremy lin thing. nothing says the economy is doing so badly than this kid. an asian kid, harvard graduate and an econ major who has to play basketball to pay his rent. >> can i just say, i thought he only got 140 characters on twitter. how many tweets is that? >> that might have been on facebook. >> was it twitter? >> is this some big lie or something? >> i don't know if he is lying. >> are you saying that thing he wrote? >> he really wrote that. >> are you sure? >> yes. >> it is on his i am awesome

.org blog. >> how does a homeless guy call him? >> you are supposed to be looking for a job homeless guy, not calling your stupid racist friend. >> that's actually a good point. how did the homeless guy have a cell phone? i don't think homeless people get cell pones. >> how about lifeline? >> was that a lie? >> did we make that up? >> we made that up. >> i can't remember if i dreamt it or i read it. it is weird if it is true. i think you are right, but it sounds like -- i mean never write all of my good deeds, it seems weird. >> he just got fired. >> i don't have any good deeds. i have bad deeds. i thought maybe you were the homeless person. you could verify. no? >> no, i would use it to get a job. read the rules of life. i believe this endless grocery list of good deeds he talks

about. and i believe he really didn't mean the slur he said he meant. that he didn't mean. his last line -- in the end i wrote it and i take responsibility for it. no, you didn't. read everything you said before that. you didn't take responsibility for any of it. >> i was going to say any defense this long raises suspicion. >> if i might quote shakespeare's hamlet, act 3, scene 2, i'm sure you are familiar with it. the lady doth protest too much. >> bravo. >> it was a guy and not a lady. >> i know, but the point is the lady, ie this guy, protested too much. so that means maybe -- >> if these things are true the guy was probably one of the new york post headlines -- front page headline writers who say the most edgy, bizarre, out of control things. he was trying to be creative and got carried away.

>> if he was a good kid i feel bad, but i don't see how this is relevant to ped what. >> that's what he gets for trying to be funny. leave the funny up to the professionals. >> sin bad is on the lifeline program. i just think it is weird. the whole column is weird. it may be true though. who knows ? perhaps we will just move on and take a break. do you have a comment on the show? e mail us. to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. i don't believe a word he says. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by ice. the water frozen into a solid upon reaching a temperature of 32 dries. thanks, ice.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. how is it going? >> thanks, how is it going with you? >> good to hear. greg how dowry fer to jason alexzander as the dumpy actor 1234* he was george kastanza.

nothing else matters. >> he wasn't my favorite character on "seinfield." >> but he was george. you have to be good to fully inhabit a character. >> you know who i like the black guy. >> sherrod, you are thinking the black guy on "friends." >> the best seinfield character was elaine's roommate. do you remember her? >> from the early episodes ? >> she was great. >> she didn't last long. >> she was so funny. >> sherrod, you said you guessed alexzander doesn't like mitt romney, but he seemed like he said romney 1.0, but not romney 2.0. >> anybody that says i like the old you, that means the new you, suck it. >> rick, you said romney has tried that eight times and hasn't got the quote right. as bill pointed out it was three times and not eight. >> is there a difference? >> yes, a difference of five.

and it is true he has gotten it wrong each time. don't you think one of the technicians would have noticed that? >> speech writer, aid, somebody. if you are going to quote a character or a show or a film, you should definitely get that right. >> he was implying that mitt romney was a robot. >> hysterical. >> this goes along with you saying that you also stopped when the laughter comes. i'm assuming you just never stop. >> i am actually funnier than i appear. >> i wish you were funnier than you were. >> wow. >> i kid, i kid. i love the leventhal. i didn't think it was that bad for a noncomedy writer. >> i didn't like how he went 2b2. >> you have to make it fit.

>> that's why i didn't understand the story. >> i will get to that when we get to that. >> free cell phones for the poor. i can't believe we did this story. greg you said last year the government covered the bills of 12 million wireless accounts. take 3 million and multiply it by eight and take off your pants and walk to the window and wave. the part about the pants and the window seemed gratuitous. >> do you think so? >> it came across that way. >> if you still haven't done it we will do it now. we will wait. >> but you can do it without that and it still works. >> absolutely. >> that's the part you failed to let the consumers know. >> i know. >> i apologize. >> you were okay with the lifeline program, but it cussers wireless plans. they can text. >> all right. then it is okay. >> i thought you were opposed to the texting. >> only if you are texting certain things.

>> okay. >> like sexting. >> texting. >> what about emergency sexting? jay that would qualify under the new rules. >> juliette, if you can't afford a phone you said you should use a pay phone. and get arrested for being a drug dealer? >> touche. very nice. usually i'm in my limo and i don't look. >> is that what you call it these days, your limo? >> what do you mean? i don't get it. >> it is the one train, juliette. it is the one train. >> but it is a stretch. >> i don't do subways. >> and you said the point of the program is so people can make emergency calls. it is not true. they can make whatever calls they want. >> it should be they just make emergency calls. >> my point is so they can get job interviews.

>> it always leads to some kind of fraud. >> it is government. >> the website says one of the future goals for this program is ensuring availability of broadband for low income americans. so it is internet next. >> that's good. kids can get some broadband. it is excellent. >> what is next? go carts. >> we need go carts. we can go places. >> can i be in the center square? >> maybe you can. according to the un, more people have access to a cell phone than a toilet, so sherrod is correct. >> thank you. >> you were questioning it so i wanted to say he was correct. >> more people tbot phones than toilet bowls in a lot of countries. we need to look into that. >> can i be in the middle again. >> i see you eat your

sandwiches with rye bread. >> and dark ham. >> nobody can argue with that. next story. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. are you skipping the living alone story? >> what is to discuss? >> that's right, andy. that's right, baby. >> no questions ? no comments? no incorrect factual discrepancies? >> greg, you said if you live alone you would turn your bed into a kitchen table. i didn't understand what your point was there. >> you end up eating a lot in bed and there are crumbs and there are small animals living in your bed. >> and? >> and then you end up becoming comfortable with the animals there. and then you start naming them and having conversations. >> and then bring them to work. >> you end up no longer working. >> i am fairly certain you made up the electric toothbrush study.

>> i think perhaps. i think back in the day when i worked at the health magazine that was a common problem. it could have been an urban legend. >> i felt like back at the day when you worked at "men's health" you made up the study. >> we made up a lot of things. remember we made up three minute abs? >> greg said you don't eat solids and you will never have the not having a roommate and choking problem. >> i said that. greg did not say that. part of being an am buds man is you have to watch the show. >> i thought you didn't eat solids because your body can't process them anymore. i could be wrong though. i could have said it like 10 minutes ago. >> fired the espn editor. you couldn't understand how to make the service any longer.

>> it is called twit longer. there are services where you can do a really long tweet. it links up to it in a short tweet. greg, you would never lift a bunch of good deeds. if he would have no where done this, gross, but the fact is he is defends himself. >> that's where i give him the benefit of the doubt. it happened that day, and i don't know, it smells overly crafted. it hit the right buttons of compassion, homeless, haiti, alzheimer's. maybe he was a really good person and maybe i'm wrong. it just seemed weird, that's all. that's all i could say.

it was my opinion. >> and put some asians on the list. it wouldn't kill you, would it? >> if he is not lying, then he can't just make stuff up. >> you can make stuff up. he can make it up. but the point is, you shouldn't have been this person when you came up with the dumb line. where was the homeless person and helping them then and not on your phone. >> he was at work, sherrod. >> yes, well at work you should not discriminate against people on your e mails or headlines or news stories. joy but -- >> but he is saying he didn't mean to discriminate the guy. >> they meant to fire him. >> absolutely. >> that is the game you play. if you try to be funny and you walk that line. >> he specifically says he wasn't trying to be funny or make a public. it was an awful accident. he used the headline before and he wasn't thinking. >> that's what he gets for being lazy. stop reusing it.

>> i'm just saying what he says. >> i love you, andy. we go back like spinal cords. we're roommates. i love you. >> absolutely. bill f re derico took responsibility, but he said his mistakes shouldn't define him as a person. but he takes responsibility and it was a dumb thing to do. >> you can't take responsibility if you said i wrote the headline, but i am not racist. >> he can't get responsibility for it to have been an awful thing to have done. you can say you didn't do it on purpose and still take responsibility. >> it was a loaded mea cul paw with i am an awesome guy cough vee jot. >> part of taking the responsibility is taking the firing like a man. he never said he should be fired. >> i am blaming him for having a name fredric.

>> i remember a loaded mia culpa. >> those skinny chicks don't need much. >> wow. you can't fact check that. >> i did it four minutes ago. >> story of my life. anyway, coming up, katie holmes is dying her hair red, for a movie role. but first, he is finally getting an elevator to space. sounds like the president has been reading my letters.

maybe the only biggot who still rides a big wheel. a seven-year-old brit story boy is called a racist by wonder august loud about another kid's skin color. elliott asked a boy on the

playground, are you brown because you come from africa? how dare he? soon after his mother was summoned to school and sign a form acknowledging her son made a racist re, ma. said the ticked off mom, quote, i refuse to sign it. he is inquiz tiff and he always likes to ask questions and it doesn't make him a racist. that's what the mother of a racist would say. discuss this now -- >> lightning roooouuunnnnnd. lightning round. >> sherrod, i go to you for no particular reason. >> i still have a big wheel. that's why. >> which was obviously stolen. >> what do you make of this? can't a little kid because he asks where he is from, is it racist? >> i would have to hear this kid's tone. what tone was it? was it timmy stop asking questions. i just want to know. are you black because you came from africa?

that kid is a jerk. are you brown because you came from africa, then that is an inquiz tiff kid. i don't think the parent should have to write a note. come oengland, get your red coats in order. >> do they still have those. >> as a parent would you sign it and take your kid out of the school? >> i would not sign it. no. this reminds me of the old art linkletter show, kids say the darnest things. gyre first shakespear and now art. at least they were in the same time frame. wow. juliette, as i try to find my bearings. i feel like i went back to the early 1700's, why does president common sense sink in. kids stay silly things and why can't we just move on? >> if she signs that, where does the paper go 1234*. >> they show it to all black people.

>> look what he did. the kid in the big wheel. >> those british kids, nothing they do is wrong. >> they are thugs. >> their accent allows them to do horrible things. >> they sound smart and cute. >> you know what is cute, a hoodie and coming up and shanking me. that's what they do. i don't go home because i hate those kids. >> that's because you are not allowed in. i am allowed in ungland. >> that's what the quell kids called london. my theory is kids don't know -- racism is becoming as irrelevant as the art link letter show for a lot of kids. if somebody starts talking about racist to a kid it is like, i go to my classroom and half are spanish and a quarter are black.

i'm tating a tongan. i don't know what is going on. >> i dated a girl from the south pacific, real nice. >> it is like bonanza. >> racism has to be taught. maybe the kid coup could have picked it up somewhere. if she is raised in a racist home, he could very well be saying racist things on the play group. playground. >> don't be messing with those brow knees. >> that would be a clue. aren't we all technically from africa? >> thank you african-american bill. >> it is time to take a break the don't leave. we have another great story, space elevators.

it is the two best words together, greg gutfeld, but also space elevator. a japanese construction company is unveiling plans to build one by 2050. that's not it. it would reach more than 22 miles above earth, a third of the way to the moon. the elevator car could carry up to 30 people and it would travel at 125 miles per hour for a week. juliette, you dated a number of contractors in your time.

they never get anything done. >> construction workers and knot contractors. >> well, you contractors -- contracted things from them. >> what was your question, i am ignoring you. >> they are never on time. >> who would want to do this? >> i would. >> off to hell is where you are going. >> first of all, you started the story off with japanese. they will do it. they have to be doing something, right 1234* -- >> the way i see it, it should be literally -- you know what it really is, it is a tube with an escalator. they are going to build it on the ground and they are going to put it up in the air. and then all of a sudden you get your bags and it is going to move up. >> remember what happened to the tower when they tried to do that? >> i thought it was a bagel

place. >> don't eat the locs. >> you are talking me in an elevator. you don't want to be there in -- for a week. >> one week in the elevator. >> i am definitely clawser phobic. i have to take pills on a plane. i am taking pills right now. the real point is if you put space in front of anything it is awesome. space elevator, lawyer, space lawyers. >> this is the most ridiculous thing i could hear about. >> what if your name is space leventhal. >> just build a staircase to the stars. >> are you really going to get on an elevator and go a quarter of the way to the moon? >> the earth looks nice, but it is not worth walking to. >> remember what we were going to have 45 years a g ago.

flying cars, nope, air conditioners. >> and if it doesn't have it, it doesn't exist. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> juliette, where can people see you these days ? >> wednesday on "o'reilly." >> sherrod, you have a new show on "fuze? >> airing march 8th, 12:30 a.m. on fuze, check it out. if you don't, you are a bi tab got like the 7-year-old boy. >> what about the car and driver magazine? >> i have two deals doing a show on youtube.com or youtube tv. >> quickly, how did your football team end up? >> 3 and 3 and we did win