staff thinks there is a slight resemblance, we'll see you again monday night from milwaukee. we'll have a wonderful show from wisconsin. we'll see you monday y y y y y ! >> there you go. captioned by closed captioning services, inc. we have a little irish music to kick off st. patrick's day weekend. i'm eric along with kimberly guilfoyle, dana perino and greg gutfeld and bob. this is "fox new the five. president obama has gcf, golf campaign and fund raise and boy, oh, boy, has the fundraiser in chief been busy

raising money. yesterday both he and the vice president were firing shots at republicans. you heard the president call conservatives flat earthers but he wasn't finished there. take a list. >> we heard these folks in the past. they probably would have agreed with one of the pioneers of the radio who said television won't last, it is a flash in the pan. but one of henry ford's advisors was quoted assaying the horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a fad. >> and at the very same moment, vice president biden was attacking the gop candidates even going so far as to call each one out by name. >> i want to tell you what is real bankruptcy. the economic theories of gingrich, santorum and romney. they are bankrupt. if you give any one of these guys the keys to the white house they will bankrupt the middle class again.

>> so bob, is it fair for vice president biden to accuse the conservatives of bankrupting america when knows well president obama has already done that. >> first of all, president obama hasn't. yes, he does his campaign. have i told you this is a presidential race and by the way, the green, is that a green pen. in that is really good. they are out campaigning early. why? because they are in some trouble. they have low poll ratings, we understand that. but the good news for us is we get to campaign against biden or -- i mean against mitt romney who will be the nominee and the other two will go -- >> that is pretty gutsy so say romney, santorum and a gingrich will bankrupt obama. under president obama there has been $5 trillion added to the debt. aren't we already bankrupt. >> that is the problem. maybe he just woke up and realized this.

where is the solutions. he is still blaming the last administration. refusing to drill which is what he should do to get gas prices down and a complete abdication of leadership. >> the bankruptcy is actually to follow on kimberly's point there is a bankruptcy of new policy ideas that they can't are tig late on the trail. it is early to come out and attack that way. remember when gingrich called romney is liar and at the time we said where do you go from there? we are only in march. most independents don't start paying attention until there is actually nominees. they are really i think just talking to the wind at this moment. >> not the wind. securing their base. that is what they are doing here and this is base kind of talk and one of the things they need to do is have a strong case and a good turnout. they are not going after independents yet. >> and the presidency doesn't even have their base. they have to focus on that

rather than independents. >> flat earthers. saying the car thing might not catch on. >> comparing critics of the crud that doesn't work is flat earthers and he better be careful because i have yet to see proof that the earth is actually round. round earth theory was probably concocted by the big globe corporations and if the secret gets out that the earth is flat what are all the classrooms going to do with the globes. there will be globe riots all over the streets. >> occupy globes. >> very good. there is a fundamental hypocrisy going on here. in the film that had tom hanks narrating. he was supposed to be our jimmy stewart but he is our mike farrell. he said that obama had not dwelled in blame for dream from idealism. that comes out at the same time joe biden talks about privilege versus private which is class

warfare. my point being obama doesn't dwell in blame. he built a condo in it. >> each one of these three people have all called for doing away -- putting the bush tax cuts back in or keeping them there for the top 1 or 2%. that will cost another trillion dollars. >> it doesn't cost. >> it doesn't cost? >> no. >> i see. >> when you are allowed to keep more of your own money that is not an expense and spurs on economic activity when you are allowed to keep your own money and spend your own money. >> if you don't take a tax on the upper class you are saying there is going to be more money. >> when you are aloued to keep more of your money you put it to use. >> take a listen to robert gibbs who says president obama is playing from behind. really? take a listen. >> i think the president is quite comfortable being the underdog.

i think he is happy to run this race from as if he were behind the whole time because again, i think it is going to be a close election and we want to make sure all of our supporters are very engaged. >> i think they must be worried if they spend $354,000 on a 7 minute documentary that they got their hollywood buddies to put together with a line that says he doesn't dwell in the past or play the blame games. 831 times the word inherent shows up on the current white house website. they like to say they were the underdog because that is what they were in date and that is how they succeeded. he has $400 million new hampshire his pocket from the unions. the media on his side and air force one that he can take all over the country as any incumbent does. he is certainly not the underdog. >> karl rove and the koch brothers. >> he does have the entire

media behind him. he has the entertainment industry. he has big labor but he has tension headaches. >> yes. >> that is hard on him. that makes him the underdog. >> he has tension headaches from listening to him complain. >> you said he was the underdog all day long so you agree with that. >> there is a difference between underdog and underperforming. he may be an underdog because he is doing terribly. >> do you know what it looks like to me, they want to lower the expectations. >> of course, they do. like third great kick ball. he likes the idea of being the underdog. wants to do the same playbook that got him into the white house to begin with. can't say i have every advantage and i said if the economy is not improved then throw me out. that will not get him anything and he can't run on his record either. he has to have the tom hanks vote with the little

documentary. >> yes, they are playing the underdog. they, they are lowering expectations and i recommend hope and change for their slogan. >> this time around? >> maybe we will find some hope. >> the fact of the matter is mitt romney will start to answer some tough questions about how is he going to balance the budget he keeps talking about. >> you keep calling the republicans the punc munchkins. >> i stopped doing that three months ago when danny got mad at me for calling people names. >> we are both munchkins. she is a munchkin and i'm a leprechaun. >> we have in tell that shows gingrich and santorum splitting the nonromney vote. is it time for one of those guys to jump out of the race? >> they don't think se so and i just read an article with people from the gingrich camp putting the word out there that gingrich doesn't think that he

should get out, that he doesn't see any reason to. even though he has only won 2 of 31 states he won a lot of the popular vote and continues to be able to get some press and one of the quotes was don't forget he has been running since 1974 for this position so he is not going to give it up yet. >> i like newt but the fact is his ego is so big it actually has its own ego. obama has an ego every bit as big but newt can't hide it. >> when they ask people their second choice between romney and santorum and gingrich half the romney people -- half the santorum people said they he would be for romney and half the gingrich people -- what santorum wanted was to see all the gingrich people move over and make the case i'm the alternative. >> and some of them actually would be more willing to vote for president obama than go to the other conservative choice. >> and by the way, i don't see

newt getting out any time soon. not a guy that will be pushed around. he is firm in his resolve to go forward. and he was down before and no one expected him to do anything when was down at 3% in the beginning and he rose up. >> he needs some money. >> last night our own kimberly guilfoyle saw mitt romney. >> i did. i did. and you know what, he said to say hi to everybody on "the five." mitt did very well on hannity last night. >> he couldn't even throw the football -- he could even throw the football. >> he has an arm. put him in. >> newt gingrich has never had an unspoken thought. >> and neither have you. >> i have a reason. i use drugs. >> coming up a bizarre development in the texas voter id story. the naacp is asking the united nations to get involved. should the u.n. have anything to do with american elections? i did that. details next. also don't forget e-mail us at

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♪ let the cowboy rock, let the good times roll ♪ ♪ this is where the hurt stops and where the whiskey flows ♪ >> welcome back to "the five." an interesting development the naacp flew to geneva the leadership flew to geneva to ask that the u.n. human rights council look at something going on in america and that had to do with voter identification. 31 states passed voter identification laws. 72% of the american people support the laws but there are 17 states am i right, job bob, that have under the justice department rules the justice department can challenge those. what do you think about the naacp asking the human rights council especially when you have countries such as saudi, cuba, venezuela and those countries can't bring themselves to -- the human rights council doesn't condemn any human rights in those

countries. do ho you think this he have a role to play in looking at american voter registration laws. >> this is the idea of us being subjected to international law. we are bound by the laws of the united states of america, not by the u.n. telling us what we should do with respect to our individual states and voter id laws. this is about trying to shame us. more of the overall kind of huberous of the administration that encourages behavior like this and it is improper. >> it is not improper. >> it is improper. what business does the u.n. have over this whatsoever? >> these are the states that had had a pattern of seg segregation. the state of texas being one of them. we in this country made a decision that we were going to be a free people. the last time that i remember when everybody had to carry cards was in germany in the

'40s and the idea that you have to ask people to go and who arer picture taken who black mostly and may not be able to get to to get the registration is pure and simple. it is a way to keep the democratic vote down. >> how many times do you think that the delegation from the naacp had to show photo id to travel to geneva to make the request? >> countless numbers of times. that is not the issue here. we are not debating the voter id law. we are deballotting the fact that the naacp is asking the u.n. to have an opinion on our voting laws in america. they are probably outside of chicago politics the most corrupt. >> and the human rights council. >> that is why bob likes them. >> includes saudi arabia which doesn't even allow women to vote but says that they will.

>> that is a good thing. >> it is ha hilarious. >> the war on women is getting old, all right. >> i was joking. the united states expects to sit in judgment before a star wars before full of misgreints and i made up a list with maurice taylor ral authority than the up. one is a stapler. a package of tube socks i purchased on the street last week. >> you can get anything in new york. >> perez hilton barely and lastly, 7-pounds of raw brine shrimp. all of them have maurice taylor authority than the u.n. >> in the bush administration the state department through president bush's request went to the u.n. and said we think there should be standards and basic requirements for membership to the human rights council. the u.n. rejected those standards and so president bush defunded america took away its money from the human rights

council to protest the tract that there were all these human rights abuses happening and they were instead not condemning it. >> there were huge howls from the left about that. when president obama came in to i guess restore moral authority was the theory he restored the money and now american taxpayers not only are you paying for attorney general holder's investigation now you get to pay for the u.n. human rights council to do the same thing. >> i'm not going to let you get away with calling this the most corrupt organization. there is unicep and there are millions of children helped every year by unicef. there are united states troops all over the world in harm's way. the united nations the first ones along with the red cross to be at sites of devastation. do not make it -- >> are you going to stand there. >> why are they there? >> because they are trying to embarrass texas and they should

because they are trying to suppress the black vote. >> it is law in every other state. >> can i point out that the u.n. just commended momar khadaffi for making human rights a priority and he couldn't accept it because he was killed by his people. >> republicans used to get along. karl rove understood this but the rest of the republicans who simply hate -- >> the evidence shows you are wrong. in georgia when they enacted the voting ids the voting increased among blacks and hispanics astronomically. this goes up. >> no, are it does not. >> it goes up. >> have you not checked the beckalmanac. >> coming up, puerto ricans will go to the poles on sunday

and rick santorum tells them they should all speak english.

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president he will enforce federal obscenity laws. look at prohibition or the drawing war. the left can mock santorum all they want. if you can't see the truth that is harms families you are dope. sure it was different when porn meant sneaking a look at the barber shop play boy. now, the internet pipes mourn freely into your home. it makes play boy look like high heights. what does this do do your brain? the more you dig in art fix novelty the left passion for real people. churches are at the forefront of the battle because they see the damage up close through withering marriages and distraught families. can you blame santorum for caring and if something feminist should applaud porn is about as empowering to women as

cats are to mice. in that line of work, 40 is the new dead. >> that was not uplifting. >> it was not uplifting? >> no. >> adults can make their own editions. i don't think you can control activity but because the world has changed and this stuff now comes to you, how can santorum legislate porn and how can he make this -- how can he change this? is it possible? >> the laws are already on the books. they are quite extensive in the code in terms of federal laws prohibiting porn graphic material but it is up to someone to file a complaint and then theyster to investigate it and prosecute it. where you will have an issue is there a a loophole out there. foreign, okay, distribution that is the difficulty. you are not going to have jurisdiction. there is a big crackdown here and people sending it in. >> the problem with pornography, the internet, 90%

of its profit comes from the pornography. it is on the books but if you go if any hotel in america with the exception of marriotts they have porn sites on them. the danger here is that children can get on the internet and find anything they want and it is going to have a corrosive impact on people. >> by accident even, bob, kids surfing on the web or on the ipad. >> nobody has enforced it since they had in on the books. >> it has been on the books for a long time. >> and settled case law and then you also have state laws prohibiting distribution of mourn are graphic material and then you get into the definitions. >> alabama has one of the strictest ones in the country and yet you go to alabama and they still have x rated movie theaters and get it on the internet. >> x rated movie theaters are like from the '70s. we are talking about a different kind of vehicle, eric

and you have kids, you don't have to go out and buy this stuff. >> makes it scary how available it is. literally you say 90% of the revenue. maybe 90% of the sites are also porn related or leads you to a porn site. as a parent you to get in and get the passwords and know what your kids are watching. >> you do that. >> i do. >> you tight rope that monologue. you didn't take a side on that either way. i was very -- >> i thought he did. >> i don't know how you cannen force these rules but i do realize the destructive impact. it is like a drug. >> here is how. start taxing them. >> but they are giving it away free. >> say you are shut down unless you pay tax. let's talk to the resident expert on pornography. dana. >> i want to talk to dana about the puerto rican thing. >> can i make one point on this. >> i was trying to save you. >> but i have a political analysis point on this which is

rick santorum's position is not that unusual for a religious conservative. in fact, if you asked president obama about this he might say the same thing. >> i agree. >> the problem for rick santorum with the media is that people are looking for these types of things that would get headlines. while he might be trying to talk about the jobs program and the economy he has a policy position and put it on the website and they come through and find that and it becomes a story that we talk about. >> there is not a politician running for anything that would not be in the same position as santorum. >> in particular on human trafficking. on the foreign issue especially when it comes to children there are things you can do. >> and it is a direct line to the child abuse. >> i want to talk about santorum's comments about speaking english in puerto rico. i don't want to run the stock because we don't have time. he says as a requirement for u.s. territory to become a state speak english and he said this in puerto rican to a puerto rican paper. eric, does he have guts for

saying this or was he stupid? >> he is trying to appeal to his audience. his audience is very conservative who would think english should be spoken first and foremost in any state. the problem is he went to puerto rico with 20 delegates. you do have done it after the primary because you will end up with no delegates. >> most of the them are republican so he is all right. if that was to apply to puerto rico what about new jersey? >> what? >> listen, can i speak on behalf of my place as ms. puerto rico self-appointed. >> yes. >> puerto rico is very much in favor of mitt romney. in fact, the governor luis fortuna is supporting governor romney. governor romney has come out in support of statehood for puerto rico. this didn't help rick santorum. ill advised. >> i have a theory that no one will agree with. if you are the most successful

country in the world ever you get to choose the language and then when china comes along and bumps us off we have to speak chinese. but whoever is number one, it is like the world cup. >> you want to take that to the u.n. human rights council. >> i will. >> let's go back to pornography. >> let's not. >> what happens when a billionaire refuses to let her slacker kids inherit her fortune? you have to stick around to find out. that is called a tease. learned it from shep. 5-hour energy? when i'm on overtime. when i'm in over my head. when i have to be sharp... no matter how many time zones i've crossed. when i'm on my feet for hours.

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welcome back to "the five." i for one never grew up as you probably know. a new study out by the pugh research institute which is very good, by the way, the pugh institute. saying young people between the ages 18 and 35 now 29% of them live at home with their parents. 1980 that figure was 11% but among 18 to 25-year-olds that number is 53%. the argument, of course, is in a bad economic time people move home. i don't necessarily buy that and i want to make something clear to my children if they are listening you ain't coming home. >> right. you would be so excited if they came home. >> it used to be for years there were multigenerational households and back in the early part of the 1900s and 20th century there was three generations. then we moved to one generation. greg, are you still living with your mom? >> i lived with my mom for a

long time. do you know who the guy in charge of the pugh institute is? pepe lay. the economy forces people to live together eliminating billions of dollars used in fuel to drive for the holidays and the enhanced body warmth in the house with everybody together lowers the thermostat. genius. >> less light bulbs. >> never ask you a question. >> this is also president obama's family values campaign. >> how did you get through the whole thing and not work in the contraceptives at all. >> and the gasoline to drive to go to have. >> how much of this is economic? >> 100%. when things get better, when the economy gets better and jobs are more available. the unemployment rate among those groups is soaring among young people in the teens because the economy is horrible. and when things start to get

better they will move out. >> 73% of them said they thought they were okay economically. there are some people living there that don't need to live there. >> you know what else? parents moving in with successful children sin creasing, too. >> i have a couple of theories. >> is that a bad thing? >> one of them is that that age group 18 to 25 is very spoiled and they got a lot of extra stuff so they don't want to go and live on their home where they are not going to have all that extra stuff that mom and dad provided all those years. if you live in a mcmansion and have your own room down in the basement and have your in and out privileges and have your car taken care of why would you leave? that is one of those things -- >> chicks dig it when you live at home. >> somebody tweeted me today as we were talking about this, men in their 30s and 40s in greece and italy that live with their parents, that is very common. >> they all do it. >> this is more proof that we are becoming europe. >> that is really true.

the italian guys they see nothing wrong and the mom takes care of them and give them the shoulder ma damage and makes their bed and irons their sheets, everything. i never married an italian. i only dated one because i caught wind of it and i was like no go. i'm like this mama ain't making your bed. >> it is called -- i for example now my kids are 16 and 18 so they are not quite out there yet but i feel like an atm machine. i don't know about those that is have kids. when they come home can i have money, can i have money. i make them push buttons so they can get cash. >> what is the code? >> i'm not going to tell you. the kids are not taught enough about economics and budgeting and how to use money effectively. >> i agree. >> that would turn them into a republican, though. >> teenagers 18 and 19 are dieing to get out of the house and they want to get out. they just can't afford it

because these times are so bad. >> remember the part of the healthcare bill that both parties said that they could support which is that you could allow your kids to be on the healthcare until you are 26, this all feeds into it. we are making this happen. >> gena reinhardt in australia is 29 on the forbes billionaire list and being sued by three of her four adult children because they cut them out of the will and bypassed them and went to the grandkids. i don't know about all of the story here but i assume if they are not like in the united states there are blood line laws about -- >> just terrible, though. i kind of sympathize with her. she is right. she doesn't feel they are able to handle the money. they are suing their mom. get a job and show her that you are impressive and can do something for yourself. >> but you can do anything you want. >> it is your money. >> you absolutely can. you can disown and do whatever you want.

>> hemsley gave it to her dog. >> inheritance creates a safety net in some ways that is destructive to you. if you know you have this money you don't have the ambition to do the things you could do. if i had an inheritance would i have gone to fnc? no, i would have given up and gone to msnbc. >> you should haven't said that because your mom is not going to leave you that billion dollars. coming up oroide ode so st. patrick on the eve of the big day. ♪

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st. patrick's day started a day early. greg was so excited. you know how he likes to celebrate everything. i'm half irish. the other segment was my other half, puerto rican. >> it is the two crazy parades in new york city. so greg, you have got some st. patrick's day flare for us. >> no. i hate st. patrick's day because of the parade and it is on a saturday tomorrow which means the amateurs start boozing at 10:00 a.m. and throw up on my porch and that is usually me. best thing about it is mcdonald's shamrock shake. >> they are really good. >> which is made from ground upleap cons. >> it is not. >> it is. >> ground up rep cons. leprechauns. i celebrate saint gregory day

and line up all my animals on a twister map. >> that sounds like fun. >> better than being wasted on 9th avenue. >> i think it is nice to celebrate your heritage and the irish are welcoming. >> i don't want people throwing up on me. >> stay inside where it is safe. >> i am. is that an invitation. >> yes. but not with me. did anybody know that st. patrick was actually born in britain. we have some brits here. >> no, we have scotts here. the brits have stolen their country. >> i thought we had brits, too. >> we have canadians, too. >> and bob as a weird big bow on. >> i think about st. patrick's day as, first of all, when i was drinking i never saw much of st. patrick's day because i usually would pass out about noon. now, believe it or not it is such a serious drinking day we have aa meetings all day long. two days a year aa meetings are 24 hours a day, new year's and

st. patrick's day and for a good reason. but the thing i like about them, is when they talk about the luck of the irish. what is lucky about being. come to this country in droves and signs that say irish need not apply. that is number one. number two, the one good thing is eric likes the fact he doesn't like illegal immigrants, but air lingus lands in boston with 400 irish tourist people people on it for 7 day visits. they leave and they have three on there and the rest become bar tenders. >> the irish contributed a lot to this country. >> i love the irish. >> kimberly, may i point out that i go every day to st. patrick's cathedral and the newly elevated cardinal will say mass tomorrow at 10:00. >> i will pick you up on the way on my two seater bicycle. >> you go there and light candle. >> a horse walks into an irish

bar on the bar tender says. >> why the long face. >> bacon and eggs walks in and the bar tender says we don't serve breakfast. >> two blondes walk into an irish bar. you think one of them would have seen it. >> i recommend your keep your day job. the standup routine is not going to make it. those are cute. irish are fun. remember. >> that is a famous place with their own beer. >> i think it is the oldest irish bar in america. >> and on st. patrick's day everybody becomes an irisher. you not mentioned fact famous music you are irish. you are big on being a part recon. >> my father was born in ireland so i'm the real deal. first generation. i come from immigrants. >> you are the real deal that is for sure. i think ireland is in a difficult position economically right now. are they going to make it by the way? have they been bailed out by the --

>> not yet. it is touch and go. if the economy gets better, world global economy gets better. >> ireland had a tremendous economy for awhile. a lot of prosperity. >> do you celebrate saint paddy's day? >> tomorrow i will be on a plain. i have to go do a little speech on sunday so i don't think i will be drinking, no. i don't like the green beer. >> greg, if you drink the mcdonald's shamrock shake because i gave one to my little brother when i was baby sitting him on st. patrick's day and makes your yo you know what gr. be careful. >> green dipping sauce at burger king. >> moments away, you don't want to miss it.

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♪ ♪ i fell into a burning ring of fire, i went down, down, down and the flames went higher ♪ >> i want to congratulate jerry lewis. this is his 86th birthday. a famous comedian known first

for his act with dean martin when was 20 years old. more importantly, every labor day he has a marathon telethon which has raised almost a billion dollars or more for muscular dystrophy and he always at the end of that event always sings a song you will never walk alone and jerry, all of us love you, you will never walk alone either, pal. >> that is great. guys, take the full screen. how many times have you heard president obama let's go, ready. how many times have you heard president obama tell the world that the united states has only 2% of the oil reserves in the world but uses 25% of the oil in the world. a hundred times i have heard it. guess what came out yesterday. this is a problem. take the full screen. from the department of energy check it out. >> yeah, we do. >> from the department of energy. >> everybody understands that. >> there is the 2% obama is talking about. the department of energy points out that is just the tip of the pyramid. turns out we are sitting on more than 60 times the 2% he is

talking about so a little trouble for the obama administration. >> is that the food pyramid? >> that is the oil pyramid. >> this sounded like the start of the show. i was like whoa. >> i want to thank -- i will never get an oooo-oooo osca osr grammy but want to thank all my twitter followers. i'll serious. i got to over 100,000 followers which is a big goal and bob doesn't even follow me so i could still get one more. i need everybody i can get because greg is about to sabotage me. >> my twittered a dress is @ greg gutfeld. follow me. because she is at 100,000 you will start unfriending her now and get her under 100,000 by coming over to me and then every day she will have to get back up to 100,000 and then unfriend h her again. this will drive her crazy. do this. >> she reads those twitter things at the break and one person says something bad to

her and she goes ballistic. if that happened to me i would fall on the floor because everybody says something bad. >> george clooney who i really like a lot. a great guy and a lot of humanitarian work and in fact -- people, hollywood elite. we are actually related to his aunt rose mary clooney. he protested in front of the sudanese embassy to protest against the atrocities. >> the human rights council won't even condemn what happens in sudan against their own people. people. >> they won't. that is the point. >> to bring the whole thing in circle. >> it is unfair that he is already good looking, why does he have to be heroic. people like me do heroic things because we have to. >> what do you do heroic? >> i bring joy and happiness to yo