throughout the night to keep you updated on the surrounded terrorist by hundreds of police. i'm shepard smith. fort journalist of fox news, good night. >> bill: "the o'reilly factor" is on. tonight: >> the anger that my constituents have of the cost at the pumps is very real. if the president doesn't get this, if the secretary of energy doesn't get, this we have got a real problem here. >> bill: anger rising all across the u.s.a. over gas prices and today president obama begins his energy tour. dick morris and i will analyze. >> bill: if you were romney, who would you pick as your vp? >> rubio without a question. little. >> bill: looks like mitt romney is in good shape for the republic nomination. we will talk about whether marco rubio will be a part of the ticket. >> anything else you want to say to bill. >> how did i get chosen for this interview? >> bill: also tonight, jesse watters goes to spring break and -- >> -- most people know it's

crap right now. >> bill: dennis miller also on the broadcast this evening. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone, the factor begins right now. captions by closed captioning services >> situation in a moment. talking points memo. president obama energy tour kicks off today. with many polls showing mr. obama getting hurt because of rising gas prices, the obama machine is trying to persuade us he is on the case. one problem, gas prices have doubled on the president's watch and his administration has invested about 100 billion taxpayer dollars in alternative products. the department of energy says one of its loan programs created 61,000 jobs. even if that's true, that's $570,000 per job. nice work if you can get it. however, the president is

correct in wanting green energy. but he badly miscalculated how to get there he has run up the debt even further by making speculative government investments which have not paid off as of yet. talking points said it before that's the role of the private marketplace. yes, the feds should give green companies incentives but not cash. when you do that and they go bankrupt like solyndra, tax money is wasted. mr. obama's legacy is not good. opposes the keystone pipeline. administration made it difficult for oil companies to explore. only become concerned about gas prices in this free election year. in addition, his energy secretary stephan chu seems to have no clue at all. >> in controlling the cost of gasoline at the pump, do you give yourself an a-minus? >> well, the tools that we have at our disposal are limited, but i would say i would give myself a little higher in that since i became secretary of energy i have been doing everything i can to

get long-term solutions. >> bill: but mr. chu has failed to get any long-term solutions at all. why does he think he he deserves an a? when you fail, you get an f. at least that's the way it was when i was teaching high school. so, anger is rising. >> the anger that my constituents have of the cost at the pumps is very real. and if the president doesn't get, this if the secretary of energy doesn't get, this we have got a real problem here. we double the budget of the department of energy. >> time has expired. >> in 2009. yet we are paying twice as much at the pumps, this is absolutely ridiculous. >> bill: it is ridiculous the feds should be passing laws that constrain oil speculation and should be promoting as much energy competition as possible. that would drive down prices. finally, bad news for the drill baby drill crowd. an associated press report says over 36 years increased oil production in the aws has not, not driven gas prices

down. in fact, the more drilling that's done the higher gas prices go. that's the memo. now for the top story tonight, reaction. joining us now from florida the purveyor of dick morris.com mr. morris. do you think president obama can overcome the high gas prices? >>. no i think it's going to be very serious for him. probably lethal if the recession didn't kill him the gas prices will. the gas prices will cause the economy to turn down. because he is so clearly been on record that oil is the fuel of the past, that we have to move on to renewables, that we shouldn't drill off the coast and we shouldn't drill in the gulf and we shouldn't do the keystone pipeline and we shouldn't glil anwr and, by the way, i don't agree with the associated press story. i read that story and it completely misses the point. over the last 36 years, it is true that slight increments in our drilling have not affected the global price. but the united states now has

the capacity so to increase the global supply of oil that we can, in the future, completely control gas and oil prices. >> bill: you say we haven't done enough drilling. that you exploited the reserves in anwr and other places, that there would be so much oil coming into the united states, that it would drive the price here down. however,. >> precisely. we have increased our oil production by -- >> bill: if they are shipping oil from the united states out to china which, of course, is now happening then what you are saying might not happen, depends how much oil winds up in the marketplace here. >> still cut the global price. the united states produces with canada about 11 million barrels a day of the 90 million the world produces. we have increased and the next three years we are going to increase it by 3 million barrels a day. by 2020 it could be 8 or 9 million barrels. the united states, when obama says we have 2% of the world's reserves he is wrong.

it's over a third of the world's reserves. it can effect the price and the answer is drill, baby drill. >> bill: the calculation made on the obama administration's part as we all know was we are not going to go down this road, we are going down to the solar road and wind road electric car road and three years later we don't have anything. okay, let's switch around nowed into the republic precincts. romney wins big in illinois. it is announced today that jeb bush is going to endorse him or has endorsed him. newt gingrich doesn't have any money left. he is actually running a deficit now. rick santorum, i'm not quite sure where he is. so all in all you say? >> well, this race is almost over. romney is half of where he needs to get to get the nomination and he has got a series of winner take it all states. and headline with california and new york which is in effect winner take

pennsylvania. >> bill: almost impossible. >> i don't give him all of those. it's almost impossible for him to do it. >> bill: let's assume going forward it is going to be mitt romney versus barack obama. now, today romney guy made another mistake. he was asked about the governor being driven to the right in the primary process and the guy said, you know, that always happens and then in the general election you go back to the middle. which everybody knows is true. but, you know, you don't say that because as soon as he said that gingrich and santorum jumped and said see, he is a phoney. this guy you can't believe a word he says. romney camp continues to make mistakes. >> i think that in a strange sense, santorum is making

romney look good. santorum has so alienated women throughout the united states and driven them back into obama's arms when he talks about birth control and am neo sin thesis and all that stuff. he ends up making romney look awful good. that's one of the reasons why romney is running significantly better in the general election polls than santorum is. >> bill: okay. so you believe that santorum's mistakes were getting involved in these social issues. >> he had a great line about the economy. he had a good program on manufacturing. he was really breaking out from the pac and then he went into the social stuff. >> bill: i said from the very beginning if you allow the media to pull into that swamp you will never get out. asked about adam and eve. adam and eve didn't have jobs. here is whose fault it is. they didn't get work, do they? >> not even landscaping in the garden. >> bill: politicians have to know how to change every question into what they want

to talk about. they can't do it here in this show because i will make fun of them. i will call them on it right away. >> when i say the race is almost over. i just don't mean that santorum can't win the nomination. i mean there is now very little chance of a brokered convention. this thing will be decided on june 6th. >> bill: all right. dick morris, everybody. check out his web site. next on the run down, charles krauthammer predicting marco rubio will be mitt romney's vice presidential choice. jesse watters goes to spring break and comes back alive. also, dennis miller on more left-wing activity at ben and jerry's. those reports after these messages. [ male announcer ] it's simple physics...

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kirsten powers in washington. you think charles is right, kirsten. >> of course charles is right. he has spoken let it be done. charles has his pulse on exactly what most, i think, republic base voters are feeling. rubio is extremely popular. romney would want to choose somebody who energizes the base. rubio is a tea partier which definitely energizes the base. he is charismatic. he is handsome. he is from florida, which certainly doesn't hurt anything. >> bill: all of that is obvious but is rubio going to do it when he he said to me he is not going to do it. he is not ready to do it. >> i agree with charles everybody says they're not going to do it. >> marianne, what do you say is he going to do it? >> if rubleio says he will do it. reinforce the narrative about mitt romney says one thing and do another. romney has problem with rom and hispanics. governor martinez of new mexico. help with problem with women.

help with hispanics. when people pick vice presidents. >> bill: nobody knows her that can be a sarah palin deal. >> no one knew sarah palin. >> bill: look how that worked out. i'm not disparaging sarah palin but she certainly wasn't ready for what she had to deal with with the hostile media. susanna martinez. why would you say that she would be a good choice? what has she done in new mexico that elevates her other than the gender and ethnicity? >> don't underestimate those two things, bill. >> bill: i need an accomplishment or two. >> well, she is the new governor of new mexico. >> bill: marianne, the first accomplishment is she is the new governor. anything else? >> put that aside. here is the key here. people don't vote for president based on vice presidents. last vice presidents were from imarks wyoming, tennessee. it will help romney with women and hispanics, telling you you heard the talking points memo

morris and i kicking it around that president obama is in trouble on those gas prices and chu just looks like a dope. with all due respect, i deserve an a. for what? doubling gas prices and not getting anything for 100 billion-dollar investment? you deserve an apartment? -- a? sounds like some whiney student sniffing glue in the back of my classroom 30 years ago. why does the guy deserve an a? the guy is in the land of oz? >> unfair question what is he supposed to say i deserve an e? >> bill: he should have given him a d or c. >> i think he should give himself an a in terms of long-term strategy. >> what strategy? >> long-term strategy you and other people seem to have a problem with. >> bill: i just gave marianne a hard time now i will give you. what's the long-term strategy double gas prices again in the next three years? that's a good strategy. >> you know they are not

responsible for gas prices anymore than george bush was responsible for gas price. >> bill: you think poor forward thinking and mislabledz investments isn't responsible for gas prices? >> i disagree with the premise. i don't think their investments -- i think their investments are good investments, they are looking forward towards a clean energy economy. >> bill: one thing we got. one accomplishment for the governor in new mexico, one thing we got for 100 billion. anything, give me them. >> we got a long-term strategy. >> bill: long-term strategy, everybody, that's worth 100 billion. >> hold on. >> bill: i will give you that for 10 bucks. >> this is important. people talk about shale, for example. >> bill: shale? >> the government subsidized that things don't just happen without some sort of help for these companies that are struggling in the beginning. this is the future. this is the future and i will come back on your show in 10 years and you can apologize for me. >> bill: i will be dead but you can come back anyway. double gas prices every three years we'll double them and then we will spend 100 billion every three years so we can

have a future oil future something. just insane. >> the gas prices out of his hand. >> bill: see the future? here is what i have got, nothing. stick up for your friend. how am i wrong? >> well, i think where you could win politically is both obama and romney have trouble with the very people that got hit the hardest with gas price raises. folks who make between 30 and $100,000 without college degrees. obama can win them back not only by today and tomorrow the tour is he taking tomorrow is he going tone doors the bottom half of the keystone pipeline. >> bill: going tone doors the bottom hour? how is the suppose to get from the top to the bottom if you don't have the top half. [ laughter ] >> it takes it off. it takes it off the table. >> bill: can you hear yourself in your ear piece here? the only way the president is going to win back the group that you said is for him to personally siphon gas out of my car and put it in their car. that's the only way it's going

to happen. >> it could happen. it could happen. but here is what going to do. he needs to take on the oil speculators and the oil companies. >> bill: i just said that he has had three and a half years to do that. >> that's what is going to win the politics. romney raised gas taxes as governor. obama can win those people back if he doesn't need to siphon gas out of your car. >> bill: directly ahead the saint patrick's day massacre in chicago. 49 people shot. 10 dead. what the duce is going on in the windy city. jesse watters and dennis miller will continue their respective adventures on the factor. moments away. ohhh my head, ohhh.

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>> bill: personal story segment you may remember a

crime called saint valentine's day's massacre happened in chicago in 1929 when members of the al capone gang machine gun rivals in a garage seven gang centers were murdered. last weekend saint patrick's weekend in chicago, 49 people were shot. 10 of them fatally. and so far this year homicides in the windy city have risen 42%. most of the violence is on chicago's notorious south side. joining us is pastor corrie brooks, the founder of the new beginnings church of chicago. who is committing all the mayhem, pastor? >> these crimes are being committed by young men, 25 and under who basically live on the south side and west side of chicago who are growing up in the air and feel like it's a sense of hopelessness and frustration. these young men are committing these crimes. >> bill: are they drug gangs? there has got to be a reason why people are shooting other people. it's not just random. they don't go out and try to kill people. they shoot them for a reason, right? >> right. absolutely. people get shot for reasons but these are not necessarily

all drug gangs. these are young men who are seem hopeless, seem frustrated. these are young men who believe that they don't have anything possible to live for. they think that they don't have a chance at society and as a consequence. they are creating a lot of mayhem in our neighborhoods. >> bill: okay. now, i just want to show the people the emotion and the horror that is attached to these young men doing what they do. a six-year-old girl was shot dead in a drive by because she just caught a stray bullet. here's her mother. >> real people with real heart don't do this. i'm sorry, they are not teenagers. they are not people. they are animals. they are garbage. >> she was just-innocent beautiful girl. beautiful little girl who loved school. >> bill: awful. president obama worked in the south side of chicago as a community activist or organizers from 1985 to 1988.

in the past 40 years, tens of millions of dollars have been poured into your neighborhood, pastor by the state of illinois and federal government to try to improve things, in fact, there was a 40-million-dollar housing project recently put in there. 40 million. it doesn't seem to do any good. it doesn't seem to make any difference. am i wrong? >> well, it takes more than money to solve a problem like the violence that's going on in our neighborhoods. we can't rely on just government funds to be sent in. of course we want resources like every other neighborhood and we deserve forces like every other neighborhood. we are tax-paying citizens. takes collaboration of efforts by a lot of people. we are at a point in time where we need all hands on deck. just to send a check to solve a situation is not going to solve it. we need educational systems to it be reestablished. >> bill: here is what i don't understand: how old are you? >> i'm 43. >> bill: okay. here is what i don't

understand. this problem has been going on for 50 years in the south side of chicago. 5-0. 50 years. all right? it's worse now. can you imagine 49 people shot in the three-day period? 49? >> horrible. >> bill: in one neighborhood. 49 people shot. more people shot in the south side than in afghanistan. it's insane. so, 50 years this has been going on. and 50 good people have been trying to solve the problem like you, president obama was there. i'm sure he was trying to do some good. various politicians that represent your districts. i'm sure they want to improve things, it doesn't work. it's not working. do you know why? >> well, i believe your view on violence is a little, you know, -- it's too small, to minuscule. if you are going to view violence, you have to view it more than just the south side of chicago. violence is an american

problem. >> bill: okay, but your problem there in the south side of chicago is demonstrable. >> the problem with violence is humanitarian issue. even you said yourself people are being killed in afghanistan. people are being killed all across the world. anywhere where people are being killed. that's horrible. whether it's the south side of chicago, whether it's brooklyn. >> bill: pastor you are dancing with me now. look, in my neighborhood i don't have anybody killed. no problem with violence where i live. >> i'm sure there are acts of violence in your neighborhood. >> bill: there aren't any acts of violence. >> there is not a neighborhood in america that does not have some type of violence. >> bill: you have a demonstrable problem. >> absolutely. >> bill: problem with 6-year-old girls sitting in their front yards are getting shot in the head. >> i agree. >> bill: out oof control. >> i agree. >> bill: 50 years society has tried to help you guys solve the problem and for 50 years society has failed to do that. and i know you are not a miracle worker and i know you are a good man and i know you want to solve the problem. but there doesn't seem to be

any solution right now on the table. is there any solution to this? >> absolutely. there are solutions that are available. people have to collaborate and work together. and if violence is ever going to be remedied. if it's ever going to be solved. if we are going to get rid of the violence in any neighborhood. it's going to take people coming together of all colors. background. >> bill: going to force them to do it because for 50 years they have not done it are you going to force them to do it? >> absolutely. you can't force anyone to do anything. but there are people who are compassionate in america. there are people who understand the plight of what's going on in inner cities of america. because people are compassionate in america there are people who are issuing to assistance. rushing to the cause. even in our neighborhood right now there are 123 white children from all across america who are working to tear down a vacant motel because they believe that violence can be eradicated. i think if you take those

thoughts away from people that it cannot be eradicated what you are going to end up with is a hopeless society. i believe violence can be eradicated. >> bill: i hope you are right. if we can help you let us know i appreciate your good work. thank you very much. >> jesse watters goes down to spring break in florida asking college students to grade president obama. and then dennis miller on rick santorum and more left wing activity at ben and jears. we hope you stay tuned to those reports. [ male announcer ] how can power consumption in china,

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>> bill: watters world segment tent. jesse watters was reluctant to go to spring break fearing his sensibilities might be offended. we convinced him that in the interest of news analysis he must, must go to panama city. so he did to ask the students there to grade president obama. ♪ ♪ >> what's obama's grade on

gas. >> i would have to go with a d, d minus. failing out of college right now. >> 3 todd's $4. >> i know that. >> i remember when they were 99 cents. [ laughter ] >> no, you don't. >> when was that? 1940? >> those are historical babes. >> gas prices are kind of irrelevant to me because i didn't bring my car to college. >> how did you get down here? >> i drove. [ laughter ] >> i'm driving. >> beer prices have gone up. >> give obama a grade on the economy. >> he doesn't have that much to do with it. give him a d plus. >> i don't know why you are looking at me. [ laughter ] >> this isn't about you. >> i actually don't know anything about the economy. >> what would you give him? >> i will do the interview. >> i love him. >> even if you were jeffrey dawrm we would love you. >> what's the unemployment rate at right now. [contradicts chirping] >> do you know what the unemployment rate is right now? >> 99%. >> adam smith, he is an economist back in the 1800s.

he sent lay he lay say fair. [ laughter ] >> grade obama on the national debt. >> really bad. >> f. >> but it was strategic. >> strategery. >> do you know what the debt is right now? >> no. inform me, please. >> it's like 17 gazillion, right? >> 16 trillion. >> oh [bleep] >> you kiss your mother with that mouth? >> the debt, you can get out of it actually, you can't. >> i wish we had known that then. >> grade the president on afghanistan. >> afghanistan is afghanistan. you are not making a difference. >> how you can say that? >> what do you think about the corruption in the karzai regime? >> the what? >> there is no reason to be in afghanistan. >> now, grade the president on overall presidential leadership. >> he is such a woos when it comes to the republicans pushing him around in

congress. >> it's pathetic. >> he killed usama bin laden. a plus. >> america. we will go with a b. he is not the best but is he definitely not the worst. >> you can still change your mind. >> you guys ever watch "the o'reilly factor." >> my dad does every night and my dad is going to watch this and be so embarrassed. >> isn't it weird when you have a kid and all your dreams and hopes go right out the window. >> is there anything you want to say to bill. >> to bill clinton? oh, bill o'reilly. [screams] >> i love you bill. >> love you bill! >> how did i get chosen for this interview? [ laughter ] >> are you messing with me right now? >> bill: all right, watters, so did you find any well-informed people? >> no, i don't think i did. as you can see it was total armageddon. 66% of college students voted for obama last time. but now, i mean if you look at the tape, he got slaughtered. i think it was for two

reasons. gas prices is killing these kids. >> bill: look. to get three minutes of tape, you use a lot of interviews. but you did, what, maybe four times that you didn't use, right? >> we actually used a lot of the students that we talked to. every time i go -- >> bill: i'm curious, didn't you find any mensa people there any brainiacs around. >> you have university of kentucky and alabama. this is not harvard. >> bill: you can't disparage those schools. >> no it was not in panama city, beach. >> i know i could have found a few people who were conversant. the best line-up was the karzai regime. >> contradicts. >> i have to say college kids you were one once. about 40 years ago. >> 35. >> they have a license to be dopey. >> sure. they let them cut loose. studying hard. >> sure. some kind of hotel frakus with you or something. >> i wouldn't call it a frakus. i was trying to weed out the

riff-raff. because i wanted to get some sleep. i get a place that's 350 bucks for the night. >> bill: what? >> that's going to get me some sleep. holiday inn down there. get there in suit and tie. ground zero for spring break. >> bill: we gave you a tent. >> this wasn't occupy wall street. >> bill: 350 bucks a night. >> they gave me a suite because they felt bad for me. i get up there and there is mirrors on the ceiling and gentleman could you see in jacuzzi in my bedroom. >> bill: that's why we sent you to the campground. all right, jesse watters, everybody. when we come right back, dennis miller on rick santorum. bin laden's wives in prison. more left wing craziness from ben and jerry's. miller is next.

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miller time segment tonight. our pal dennis interviewed rick santorum on his radio program. that is where we begin tonight. >> okay, miller, so you are on tape tonight because you have got something more important to do than coming on live on wednesday. correct? >> awesome time, billy, comedy pilot i'm shooting for another network. >> bill: a little pilot. isn't that nice? >> yeah. and i don't mean like to loose meets eddy rickenbacker pilot. >> bill: isn't it amazing how popular you have become since doing the factor. >> they all book me to get at you. so, believe me, you will be coming on soon on to awesome. >> bill: the only reason you got santorum to come on your radio show thought he was going to be interviewed by me and then you popped up. what did santorum say to you? >> listen, i just think santorum more of an all caps christian and i'm sort of a lower case christian. but i dig a lot of what he

says i sometimes think he goes out of his way to pronounce it and he doesn't have to. in gay marriage thing says listen, i believe exactly what the president believes, right? i believe what obama believes and just leave it at that i don't know what the hell he gets into all of this before. >> bill: here is my line when you are asked about adam and eve, right, as santorum, you don't answer the question you go, you know what? adam and eve didn't have jobs. and whose fault is that? you get it right back to the economy. you forget these questions that are just designed to get you into a swamp you can't get out of. always back to the economy. >> you mean occupy eden movement? why was god against the occupy eden moment? listen, if barack obama was really good at what he does and he is not, i would send gingrich in because you are going to need a wizard to flip him. if barack obama was okay at what he was doing, i would probably send santorum in. you could have ideological

square off between conservative and liberal. but barack obama, to me, is to inept at what he is doing i'm going to pick the guy who can go in and get the moderates to slide in the middle, and i think mitt romney is probably that guy right now. >> bill: did you tell santorum that? >> na, you know. i don't think santorum needs to hear from me. but i did say to him, billy, this is my favorite answer. let me just get this straight. i know they are trying to make you four guys all hate each other. maybe do you dislike each other. but the simple fact is any one of you gets nominated the other three are going to fall into line and endorse him because the main thing is getting rid of obama, right? he said oh sure, oh sure. the main directive is to get rid of obama. >> bill: now, the london daily mail is reporting that usama bin laden's widows, i think there are three of them. [ laughter ] >> bill: are fighting amongst themselves. we asked miller to look into it and you found out? >> listen, ball on chain, ball

on chain, cat fight in prison. that's a civil daning film from the mid 1970s, i have seen that at the drive. in i'm all over it if they can get them out of the burqas and we could get a little hohoboil in there. that would be sent lating. >> bill: what are are the ladies and what is the contention? >> well, listen, all i -- to me, the interesting dame is the third dame. the old man, he is he dead. you have got these two. they are in cellblock g fighting each other out on the yard during exercise. where is the third chick? that's who i want to know. she is the cool one. >> bill: so the mail just for the record is reporting that two of bin laden's wives, they are in pakistani prison they had to be pulled apart by guards because they were brawling. there you go.

>> nothing funnier to me than the jaws of life having to be used on two dames who don't believe in the efficacy of life. >> bill: there you go. that's called karma. ben and jerry at it again. not owned anymore by ben and jerry. the original far left guys. sold t out to other far left guys. they have a new flavor of ice cream to honor gay marriage. applely ever after. >> i will say this. you know what that tells me? steve jobs is really dead. nobody would be coughing the name apple in an ice cream flavor if jobs was still alive. amie everafter. >> good marketing to alienate 50% of customers from the jump. gay marriage is 50/50 in america right now. pinheads don't carry. number one they separate the occupy wall street movement and now they're celebrating gay marriage, but they are saying hey, look, you guys 50% of the country we don't want you buying our ice cream.

i don't know if this is the most brilliant marketing campaign i have ever seen. >> two things. if one of these occupy does kill a cop. tiara sue you for everything you are worth farce ben and jerry's go. i just assume everybody in the country is gay. when they say i'm not gay i go what are you so uptight about? are you homophobe bic? that's what ben and jerry. they are all gay when somebody denies they are gay. why are you so uptight? what's wrong with gay? >> bill: i want everybody to be happy as well. off to shoot a pilot. big time hollywood deal as always. thanks for coming up. >> i will always remember you, the factor my first love. >> miller and i looking forward to seeing everybody in chicago on june 23rd, indianapolis the day before friday june 22nd, bolder fresher tour, exceptional father's day gifts. check it all out on bill

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>> bill: back of the book segment tonight. did you see that? we begin with tom hanks who is having some trouble these days. apparently a few years ago he and glen fry, a member of the eagles rock group were attending a fundraiser in california when this happened. >> ladies and gentlemen, this is as close as you are all getting at saint matthews. >> who would have thought that would join us. >> that's very nice. jamie, just back from the jerry falwell sensitivity training seminar. >> bill: little hard to make out but there is a guy there in black face with an afro wig holding a gorilla, right?

>> yeah. this was a fundraiser for tom hanks and glen fry's kids school 2004. this was a while ago. very richie school. a lot of celebrities live as you know. the theme of the evening was castaways, perfect for tom hanks. during the auction, a parent, a white guy, shows up as you see in black face with a wig and dressed as a native african. is he holding a giant gorilla. i guess the auction item was a dowry of stock. anyway, the parent in black face was james montgomery. he is the ceo. he is a financial guy. hanks says that he had no idea that this guy was going to show up in black face. he said he was blind sided. he thought it was hideous. >> bill: how did the guy get in there. >> i guess because he thinks he saw the gorilla he didn't know what else to say compare to you a gorilla. did that hurt your feelings. >> yes, of course. i thought i was bosom buddies with him. thank you very much. all right.

the daily caller broke this and they call me today for comment because apparently hanks has apologized and issued a statement. >> he didn't apologize to you. >> wrong to equate me with a gorilla. i don't think the guy did it on purpose. i just think he was -- probably had a couple cocktails and walking around trying to be a wise guy. >> that's what happens whether you have cocktails. >> bill: i guess. now i'm tired of the airport screeners. everybody raise your hand if you are tired with the airport screeners. >> i have no problem with them. >> bill: if you try to get through there with those earrings you would be in alcatraz. we are all tired except hudy of the airport screeners. particularly a 3-year-old. roll the tape. >> i'm going to take a swab with this [inaudible] >> a what? >> i'm going to swab the chair and his cast. if you can can you lift his shirt up? if you don't want to do it here. i can take him to a private screening area.

the back side? okay. >> bill: now, the wheelchair, was that for the child or did they just put him in it. >> child. he had a cast on his leg. father was taping this with iphone. >> one year ago by the way. >> two years ago. and so they give the kid a hard time. doing all this stuff. come on, huddy. this shouldn't be happening. >> this actually. since this happened, the tsa has changed some of the regulations. so it likely wouldn't hasp happen at this day. it's still we dick columbus. by the same token. these terrorists are creative. come up with clever ways. >> take a little kid and the kid already went through the metal detector, okay? what are they going to strap to the kid a boa constrictor. >> i'm not a terrorist and i don't come up with material. >> bill: knock off the shoes and belt. you have the metal detector saying if you want to use the scan, use the can. >> why am i the only one who

feels okay going through this stuff. you are not torturing us. you are making us safe. >> all right. juliet huddy, everybody. there she is. tom hanks, if you want to make fun of juliet you feel free to do that pinheads and patriots starring barack obama's birth certificate. p and p just over two minutes away.

>> pinheads & patriots, featuring barack obama's birth certificate, in just a moment. but first, the mail... >> that's my beef, too, pat ty. i don't mind paying a higher tax rate, but i don't want to to go to free loaders. but the democrats have no answer to that, they repeat the montra, fair share, fair share, over and over. >> well, in a welfare state, the answer is yes.

>> there ising nothing wrong wih wanting free stuff... >> not so fast, steve. rftion a gift is fine. most folks like that. but expecting someone else to pay for your life?! quite something else. that's what we are talking about here. >> it's just the timing of the show in chicago. for mom, i will be in west palm beach, florida and in mel borne, the next night. details on bill o'reilly.com.

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patriot. did i say his name right? you guy from ireland, tell me that. i know mr. kenny, not personally. ireland's coming back. we are glad you are here for a post st. patrick's day celebration. check out the fox news factor web site. also, we would like you to spout off about the factor from, anywhere in the world. bill o'reilly@fax news dot-com. if you wish to oppon, name and town. do not be minatory, quite frankly, a boring word. but you don't want to be that when writing to the factor. you want to be scintillating, you want to be caris maltic and get our attention in the first sentence. you want to use flower-ly -- flour-y language.