house, and he is on tv 24/7. >> i like that. >> w welcome to "red eye." rhyme greg gutfeld. or as i am known, the no pants dude. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> have i been on a desert with a horse with no name. is hollywood insane for cashing anoi jane as nancy reagan? the rhyming that didn't quite work out. and a british student is jailed for an offensive tweet. why this is a clear violation of the first amendment. and why is alicia silverstone playing mama bird with her own child? the shocking video you don't want to miss. >> thank you, andy. >> you bet. >> good to be back. >> you just don't care. >> go away.

>> you go away. >> let's welcome our guest. she is more mouth watering than a basset hound on a salt lick. i am here with juliette had you huddy. and he is responsible for more slap knees than a seven dwarf. and never take away his food bowl before he is done eat willing. -- eight. it is bill schulz. and sitting next to me, first time guest, author william mcgowan. his latest book is called "gray lady down. the decline and fall of the new york times and what is means for america." it is our new york times cory spawn department. good to see you, pinch. >> today in arts andly shu, the on-line -- arts and leisure, the on-line reader questions his latest film "the hunger games." one regular chimed in with, what is a hunger game? another query sthis about

competitive bulimia? and a third viewer said "i am trying to write an e mail. will this website write an e mail for me? ". our demo could be better. >> could be. she was a friend of ho, but now she will say just no. boy i screwed that up. jane fonda has signed on to play nancy reagan. according to "variety." she will portray the former first lady in a film called "the butler." the feature will be based on the life of eugene allen who serves as the white house head servant from 1952 to 1986, a career spaning from somebody named harry s truman to ronald reagan. she is known for "on golden pond" and my personal favorite posing with north vietnamese soldiers while we are at war with them. regan appeared in one of my

favorite, never posing with north vietnamese soldiers while we are at war with them. now we go live to seth, dave and the other seth. >> juliette, good to see your hexes -- your exes have moved on. >> those are my current. you know, i like them long haired and young. >> exactly. and they actually have a job. for once you are dating somebody with a future. >> it is like hollywood does these things to make conservatives happy. >> you think? >> i think she is a liberal choice to play regan.

the first choice is whoopi goldberg. i wonder if you can get nancy regan to play nancy regan. >> yes, that's true. but she is getting up there in age. you are not uh febded by this? you are not offended by this. >> i was more offended by "monster in-law." if you are going to make movies you will have a lot of liberal people in them. maybe we will judge them by talent. her sins were particularly uh gree jaws -- egregious, but who is to say? maybe get sean penn to play regan, alec baldwin. >> they could have picked eight million other actresses including alyssa milan know who is my personal choice. go ahead and laugh. she is america's cup cake. anyway, bill, wasn't this done -- it is done precisely to force us to talk about it.

>> however, i don't think it is a big deal. it is a cameo role. it is not a full on bio pick. even if it was, who cares? basically we don't have a culted personality. this is definitely going to offend the mainstream conservative, particularly the memory of ronald reagan and nancy reagan to have jane fonda do this. in the end, we don't have a personality cult. >> it would be different if we wept out on the streets and tried to kill jane fonda. but we don't do that. >> it is not going to be a great movie. they really need shirley mcclain. she is familiar with astrology. >> that is true. that is actually a fact. >> you were slated to play agnu. i am just joking. >> were you going to be the munchkin in "the wizzard of oz." >> you could have made it a political insult. what is your take on this?

>> i mean, i don't think it is a big deal at all. >> rethink that. >> you are going to find a conservative to find nancy regan? >> the lady from "northern exposure." >> janeen turner 1234* she doesn't have the spikey hair. >> what about the lady victoria jackson. >> but they are all a little bonkers, right? >> no. >> they have the crazy eyes. >> they are america's sweetheart. >> you have better gams. >> i still wear my leg warmers. i still rock them. they are under my jeans right now and i don't feel a draft. >> let's face it. we will learn more about the butler. and the basic theme of the movie, this guy is here at the beginning of time as a simple butler, and he is history.

i got to thinking that this guy is the black forest gump. but then i started thinking more and was it bubba the black forest gump in a movie i like to call forest gump. forest gump was a crappy movie. i am sure as hell not going to see "the butler." >> i also did some research. forest whit tau customer is up for the role of "the butler" and he always looks like he is going to cry. >> you have to understand the plot of the movie is the butler will somehow possess a gentle folksy wisdom that will be superior to what the president knows. the disem crate particular presidents will see -- the democratic presidents will be remote and not like him. now you don't have to seat movie. >> regan will try to get him hooked on crack.

>> devito, this is nothing compared to when they had jerry lee piven play martin luther king. that was an outrage. >> which president will kill colonel muss tared. >> they have announced the cast of nancy regan before they casted the lead. >> you know who is going to play jane fonda in her bio pick? ron reagan, junior. >> john could john cusak as nixon. that was weird. >> i don't think josh brolin would be good, but he was. all right, from old age to air rage. should passengers be liable if they make planes unflyable. after almost 400 incidents involving the unruly passengers in the new york area terminals, last year tantrum prone travelers may

have to go to court. says a spokesperson, quote, on a regular basis we are having issues where the planes have to come back to the gate because of disruptive passengers. we are looking to cut down on the number of incidents that require the police response and reduce the amount of time and money the airlines lose because of these incidents. boy, that was a long and boring quote. airlines lose almost $6,000 for every hour the flight runs late. if you put that in perspective, it is almost $6,000. and with the new policy enacted they can sue passenger reis responsible for the delay to pay for the related costs. i know what you are thinking. why are airlines so awful while japan's space dog industry is booming. that seems kind of cruel,

but what do i care? i know are you conflicted here because you caused many of the on flight disturbances. >> first of all, let me jump in real fast. no, i do not. i go crazy on those flights. when they tell to you put your phone away, i don't care it doesn't cause any problems. put your phone away so i can go and get to my destination. >> is that why most of the people is from not putting stuff away. >> i have a different theory of the i tend to fly a lot. i noticed some interesting disturbances that had nothing to do with technology, but more with something else which i will get to. this is another way to make money off customers. do you think this is a legitimate thing? >> i don't think it is a way to make money, but i think it is a good thing. they need to take responsibility for the loudish behavior. >> who had the loudish

behavior today? was it a customer? no, not bill. it was a pilot on a jet blue flight. >> you are like a -- >> twa weeks ago it was a female flight uh 10 department went bonkers in a different way. something could be in the water. >> it is not in the water. they never talk about it. it is something they take with the water. i believe these -- a lot of the out purses have to do with a mix fiewr of -- a mixture of alcohol and medications. >> mixing alcohol and medications. >> why would a pilot freak out? >> what i think is weird is when they say people had weird episodes in public r thub and they say it was from dehydration. who knew gatorade could be such a help. we are in post 9/11 and it is

like, something is happening and we are getting on it. i can't imagine your pilot is running up and down saying say your prayers. >> maybe he is religious. that was a guy who woke up from am be yen and freaked out. he had a nightmare. generally when you are on 5* mbien you dream you are on a plane and the plane is going down. >> so the pilot is taking ambien? >> >> he was probably sleeping and had the dream on ambien and got up and went crazy. >> he was with the pilot and they were lucky they had another off duty who was able to step up. >> he probably just had woken

up. >> they have to get on these flights. >> and they nap a lot. >> i would dreel the plane was crashing and wake up and nobody was next to me. >> you probably peaked on yourself or something. >> if they start enacting these fines and costs on the boxcars you travel on will you finally worry? >> me and fox car willy will start hitchhiking. i would say this is a great example of why this industry is one of the worst industries in all of the 21 us century. the airline industry. they are fining these people for being upset and they are not informing them. i maintain that the next

terrorist attack will not be from a fundamental easy law mist. it will be from a guy pushed too far and he will snap. >> i don't feel bad -- i i am not angry at these people. i am angry sat airline industry. we are inept. it is like the airline version of "falling down." >> that's exactly right. once you get past tsa, that is nightmare on its own. it is the scariness of the crew. women are doing their nails and guys didn't shower before they got into the plane. >> why can't people just shut up and sit down and be quiet for two hours? >> there is a worse thing going on, inexperience with

flying. they don't understand the basic protocols like waiting until your seat is called. they will get the first in line to get on the plane and they are not business class. and then they get mad when people are walking by. they don't know where to put their bag and they get in fights with the flight attendant. >> i like old people. i am a supporter of them. and i like foreigners. but old foreigners, you don't want to get behind that. the laptop rule, they don't even have a laptop. you should have regular flyer airlines who are people who fly regularly. they have a pass that goes through security. everybody is fine and they have beginners airlines. that is for people that don't know what they are doing.

that plane is made out of styrofoam. >> it cuts across all races. i don't want to be around people who annoy me including myselfs sometimes. the other option was sedation pods. why do you have to be ale general. >> just put you out and it never happened. >> then you will never no. the next thing you know you are doomed. >> that's how you came here ?ie. from flights to funds. can newt climb back with help from a co back? his campaign a drifty and gipping rich is charge is -- and gingrich is charging a $50. they were asked for credit card information and directed to a website to download the images. can you imagine that the m

campaign will not their supporters. as the spokesman, quote, we also have an on-line store where the supporters can make a donation to receive a hat or shirt or bandanna for a dog. i hate people who put bandannas on your dog. you are not cool, your dog does president know that. just stop doing it. stop is it now. i will wait. >> is it off? >> meanwhile, the get rid campaign released a new on-line ad. can we see that? >> i'm newt gingrich and i approve this message. >> a little too late for me. if i had seen that six months ago, who knows?

>> is he worth the $50. you can get one, two, three for $50. probably not good enough to make that joke. his finances must be in the crapper and it is probably time to pull out. >> i think it is about time. i think the bar has been put in the last call. they are putting the chairs upside down on the table. time to pick up and go. >> i always thought you can't put a price on one of the most pathetic things where you can do an old wild west thing. he is holding a shotgun. >> i love those. those are my favorite. i did them wherever i went. what am i talking about 1234*. >> your own private studio. >> juliette, you charge for personal appearances at speakeasies.

why tonight? >> to pick on juliette. i do charge for some sur vies. no, i have no problem with. it he has to raise money. his campaign is having problems with that. you are not being forced to pay. you go out and say, hey, fork it over, baby. >> bill, really quick, are you passed around to an or-dourx. i have no problem in doing this. this comment tre are some issues with. some which candidate does that? i don't remember asking for -- >> a little known fact a porn star was running for president two years ago. we have to take a break. stick around. there is more to come.

should you go to the big house for being an internet louse? a british university student, is there any other kind has been sentenced to 57 days in prison after he posted offensive tweets about a soccer player who collapsed on the field. yes liam stacy, that is not a british name, talked to twitter when he went down with heart failure writing quote, lol, swear word, i can only imagine, "he's dead." why do i try to pronounce names. his tweet with racist crap he sent out to forward to police. the 21-year-old said he wrote the tweets after a team victor

ree. she will spend 56 not 57 days behind bars. meanwhile, the soccer player is recovering from his heart scare. notice i didn't say his name. after the ruling the district judge explained his decision thusly. >> it has been around a longtime. as a result it does dak -- take quite a longtime to make change. even the best one in the world. >> i love that. >> clearly what he wrote was awful stuff. but this is scary, are you going to jail because are you a jerk. >> news flash, a lot of european countries have these. british has them and germany. there are a bunch of people. they are speech codes.

that is the norn. i think god we are america. >> i am a member of glad. >> it is racist and unfeeling, but should it be illegal? should you go to jail for it? this guy was tweeting after drinking eight pints. that's standard. this is the interest willing thing about social network. new get drunk you say things to insight fights. incite fights. what he did was incite a fight that he normally would have done in a bar. who gets loaded and it like, where is my laptop? i was reading about this, and i don't know i torture myself, but i go to the comment section at the end of the articles and it is shocking. we take the freedom of speech -- we just assume that is in another country. the people saying he got what

he deserved. to my it is like, there is no need to defend popular speech. you need to defend the jerks and out of line. otherwise we would not be having this televised program. joy the only upside to all of this is bill may be in jail. he was trying so hard. >> i would enjoy it. joy maybe that's -- >> maybe that's how we keep you out of jail. do you think they will kick him out of school. >> iewcialtly the british people they are plight and research -- reserved. and have you ever listened to a british jocker >> do this on the crowds. this is insane. >> off with their heads. >> speaking of. >> off with my head? >> do you ever have a little -- >> i am not much of an upper decker, darling.

in the -- if i took ambien i would feel a little strange. i think this is strange. here is in the united states with the rutgers situation where the guy was filming the kid and engaged in a -- people thought that was a little like over board to have that guy convicted of going to prison for that. this is the tip of the iceberg on that one. i think it is crazy. >> we are entering a scary, scary time. the interesting thing is the person that is always the object of the taunt or the racist slur is never the victim anymore. words don't hurt, really. it is the guy that says it. if you make a racist taunt. >> can i say something? when i went to high school these girls used to freak out on my down the hallway. they would put pictures on my locker with the face stabbed out. am i sitting here freaking

out. well, kind of i am. >> come on. >> it is odd that all of them are dead now. >> every time you take a vacation, one of them disappears. >> curious, isn't it? >> several changed names, but to no avail. >> you are getting mad about this goi putting up idiotic tweets about a soccer player and this is where the radical preachers will be in london and chants will be saying things and they just stand there and don't do anything. >> that insights violence. jng they -- i think they go after the guys, but it is a hassle. >> by the way, congratulations it is not far from the problem.

well, bobbie sherman is now a sheriff in southern california. a little fact that was stuck in may head that i needed to get out. it is itching back there. maybe it is just a worm. >> let's get out of here. >> where am i? oh yes, do you have a comment on the show red eye at fox news.com. >> to leave a voyt mail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report. he needs to be thrown into swrail for a longtime. into jail for a longtime. >> thanks cup stacking.

welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. how are you doing? >> great. >> that's too bad. jane fonda to play nancy reagan. joe, you said to judge people on talent and not politics. i agree. my role is to ignore actors, musicians and politics. i am not going to not go to a movie if sean penn is in it. what she did was so abhor rent i am not giving my money to any commercial venture she is involved in. >> what about a movie that stars larry the cable guy?

>> you could go both ways. i know what he did, but i think his intentions were good. >> what about all of those missing sleeves. >> we won't speak for the sleeves. >> also, a couple weeks ago wasn't jane fonda calling for the sec to remove rush limbaugh from the air? >> yes, she did. she was with another lady. also not giving my money to a government who wants to silence people she doesn't like. she is going after rush limbaugh and they handed her two weeks of shows. >> juliette, you don't think this is a big deal at all fonda playing reagan. you realize you are on cable news, right? >> i do, but i am supposed to be honored.

>> you are supposed to be outraged. >> we will drop that in the a block. >> bill, you also said you think this is okay that we don't have a personality cult here. you realize you are on cable news, right? >> yes, and i know it goes to the top. i will say it like 8 sees it. >> you people are not doing it right. >> bubba was not the black forest gump. he was bubba. >> he was the black forest gump. with more of a speech i'm pedant. we do agree though. >> it was the worst picture of all time. the look snow he was a stoner. >> is that right? >> i didn't know that. >> and tom hanks mate have made it pallettable. >> i kept feeling like i would hear his british accident. over like that call in 8 rish actor and his last name.

farrell. thank you. >> you are welcome. >> that was interesting. they may find unruly passengers. most are caused by passengers refusing to shut off their electronic devices. look at me when i am talking to you. you said you have a different theory. in fact, a port authority spokesperson says most the incidents are people would not turn off their devices. >> it is the flight uhen it dents trying to get more muscle, right? >> if you start finding people for it, you are trying to disincenti vies them as people make up words. >> i like that word. what are the real problems and the real problems are what you saw today with the pilot going crazy. 2* that nothing to do with electronics.

>> do you really think the jet blue pilot was high or something? >> no, i think -- i honestly believe pilots sleep on pains and take pills. and when they wake up they might have a little something in your system. it happened to me on a plane. >> i disagree. i think he knew something. >> about snakes ? >> he saved all of those passengers' lives if that plane had gone to vegas, bill trouble. >> what if he was right? >> i was told there was a creature on the wing. no one believed him. >> apparently jodie foster's kid was troughed in the nose comb. >> you know what, you never said it was kareem. but he was wearing basketball shorts. >> very suspicious. >> maybe have the lasagna. and passengers keep talking

about the rude flight crews. passengers are a much billinger problem. i don't think i have ever had a rude night attendant. >> really? >> and babies a horrible. , but not in gene. you mean in general? >> no. >> he is talking about british ban. i never had a bad experience. >> like you they are all cot owners. you don't remember that hot tub in minneapolis, andy. i. >> i said once. not on the plane though. >> talk about a rough landing. the old landing thing didn't come down 4*. >> there was a lot of turbulence. >> we had to use the auto pilot for you.

>> greg, for you, you need to get an injection before the flight and they put you in a cage with the pets. i would fly that way. i am all for saw date a lines or pod lines. put me in a box and shut me up. you already have the cage and you have the needles. >> by the way, some guys have done it they fed exed themselves. remember that story i dreamt? no we did it on the show. >> we did it. i thought it arrived with the show. >> fed ex should start delivering people. >> for the record, that was a standard size pet carrier you were going to use. >> i soiled myself, but it was worth it. >> greg, i believe you said you hate people who put bandannas on their dog. but then you said it is just you. >> it is not just you.

>> and sunglasses. >> me and my german shepherd is -- i would argue. we had n awesome weaning end. are you going to build a fire on the boche? build a fire at the beach 1234*. >> i love your acoustic version of "jeremy" when you are playing it. >> it is a beach boys song. i'm sorry it sounds like that. >> bill mcgr owan, a lot of military p cs have the speech codes. i also believe our lovely neighbor to the north. >> i think he meant mexico. >> joe, you don't understand his cues that he was drunk when he was tweeting. you said who gets drunk and goes to the laptop. we have these things with smart phone. you president don't have to turn your computer on.

>> now he doesn't have to have incoming calls from women asking what he was up to. if we had free speech every american would be on jail. >> that's what raiders are. >> you say they will preach to the huge crowds kill the jews and awful things. >> i think i meant other awful things. >> it is do light. it is too late. >> we have the tape where you didn't say other that. plb on youtube. kiss your career by. >> i'm sure your people will see to that. >> kiss your time in hollywood goodbye. >> i spent $47 on i tunes last night. >> how is that possible? >> i don't know. were you drinking? >> wine. i walk up this morning and bill ruse right there waiting for me at 11:00 a.m.

>> getting those i tunes e mails is iewfl. >> you know -- is awful. >> you know what it is? the vacation pictures and you have no memory. i really didn't need to buy "the breeders" for the third time and close the cd. >> bye. coming up, the stars of the "hunger games" are going pay a visit. to some other show. >> but first, why are weddings so expensive 1234* well, for starters you have to divorce your current wife.

can only the rich afford to get hitched? well, the cost of weddings have sky rocketed. americans can't even pay for dessert without losing their shirts. a topless wedding would be fun. think about that. last year couples spent more

to get married than they have in 2008 with average nuptials costing $27,000 according to a survey. it is done by the knot. the average wedding has gone from -- they now cost about $1100. the average engagement range is about $5,000 and the average cost of theed wedding venue is $12,000. anyway, let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuuunnnd. lightning round. >> juliette, i go to you first. no good reason. >> of course you would. >> what advice do you have for soon for married couples 1234. >> are you joking right now? don't do it. >> your mistake was not getting married. it was getting married four times. >> there are no rumors.

no, it wasn't four fipples. it is like would you ever have a bigged with ?g. >> no, never, ever. >> we start to think -- we got caught up in the fairy tale and the planning, we are actually watering this guy they want to make us panic and makes us upset and doesn't treat us well and all of that stuff. >> i'm glad you didn't better than lies this at all. you didn't personalize it at all. >> sorry. >> that's okay. that's why we love you. >> why spend time on something that really means nothing? >> i don't think i can answer this question, however i will. i think the city hall meetings are across the brock lynn bridge. it was the best thing i ever did. i don't know if my wife feels the same way. you had a kwanza tree and a gnaw mora and a christmas tree

and they all looked pathetic. >> why the swastika? >> i never got that. >> fill, that was a movie i fade in the 80s. it would be a nice scarf instead of a ripping. >> i was read about that on mod again groom magazine. i think it is interesting that it is good we get away from the grotesque over done weddings. there is so much emphasis on the wedding and the marriage. >> the down payment on a harks that's what you should be doing. marriage is a beautiful thing and weddings are not so beautiful. if you get rs divorced the money went no where. >> was that legally binding? >> no. >> exactly. >> you know, people are spending 25,000 dollars on a dress that makes them look like a custard bowl, and they

take these ridiculous vows, and it is an institution made for when we were -- our life span was 30 years of age. i believe not in my lifetime -- i believe mary will no longer exist as an institution. definitely with my four completely i will legitimate daughters. >> you are slated to end in about a year. >> my daughters won't livelonger than that. >> i think marriage is beautiful. when there is a divorce you have a giant wedding album, where does it go? >> sometimes you throw them in the water and sometimes times buildings. have i to take a break. i want to look for your wedding album.

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see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up tomorrow, return appearances from tom shaw lieu. he is a delight. diane macedo, she is a delight. and jaime weinstein from "the daily caller." >> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> jaime weinstein is a delight. >> i know. i was doing it for fun. >> what are you celebrate ?g. >> my 15-year anniversary at fox newschannel. >> you got here when you were 35? almost got you. >> you know what i was about to say.

>> i'm kidding. we -- >> we know what you were about to say. you look hot. >> great lady down is about the new york times. it is about the decline. it is an unfortunate decline the times plays a role in our culture. we are getting into a lot of good stuff. mostly the last 10 years of politically correct aiding and abetting. i recommend it highly. >> sounds unanimous. joe, upcoming gigs? >> yes, going to be back on sunday doing a show at the broadway comedy club on april fools day. >> or will you? >> great time for comedy. >> "game of