>> you didn't make that. >> i did. it was study hall. indicdon't ruin it. if you don't have fox news, demand it. >> indeed. >> i'm andrea tantaros with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, brian kilmeade and dana perino. it's 5:00 on this good friday and passover. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> andrea: we're wondering tonight, are americans just too dumb to understand our president's position on the supreme court and obamacare? well, that is what the white house apparently thinks. >> on monday, the president does not clearly understood by some people, because he is a law professor, he spoke in shorshorthand. >> andrea: yes, we didn't understand. carney was referring to these comments by mr. obama earlier in the week.

>> for year what is we heard is the biggest problem on the bench was judicial activism or a lack of judicial restraint. that an unelected group of people would somehow overturn a duly constituted and passed law. >> andrea: kimberly, they said we misunderstood the president. did you understand what he was saying? >> kimberly: no, barely. i have a dra a law degree. for 22 years. do the math, it's not on my side. how can i have a horrible situation coming off that not only the american people don't know what they're talking about but someone with a law degree doesn't either. this is not the way the go about it and handle thing, especially in holy week. >> andrea: this mirrors i think the liberal mind set that we know better, we don't trust people to their own

devices. we don't trust you to pick your own healthcare. let the government do it. as kimberly said, it seems arrogant. is this a smart strategy? >> bob: the first part of the statement was correct. let's -- let me put the good news about this here. that is for years conservatives have attacked the courts when they were liberal courts. saying it was that. so it seems a little bit crying in your soup here about that. when carney said that, i refer to dana on this. if that was a practice line, i don't know -- >> andrea: okay. >> brian: i think -- >> bob: wait, i think saying talking in shorthand. president shouldn't be talking in shorthand. >> brian: morse code. >> andrea: that is next week. this is a campaign strategy. earlier in week on radio show

you heard of maybe brian kilmeade and friends. welcome, brian kilmeade. >> brian: thank you. >> andrea: we got in a debate on this. i said i think this is a deliberate strategy by the white house. he cut me off rudely and then tried to talk me out of it. >> brian: it could be. after i watched the contraception debate and saw what happened. the president says why does he need this fight? i saw how it changed ten days later. this might be step one because he has a move to come up the other side on this. however, i also agree with bob. by the way, dana, you are the expert here. i agree with bob that that was a poor defense. to say it's shortland like we're not smart enough to use the term some people or unelected group of people. like they're just nine arbitrary people. >> dana: four out of five

dentists agree. >> andrea: yesterday, when the press conference was happening, watching it at the gym. i texted you and i said what are they doing? they panned out in the briefing room and the reporters were sort of rolling their eyes. they were insulted. listen to this tough reporter from cbs. listen and then react. >> this was an obvious unspoken moment. talked about the court opposition to overturn -- >> the fact that, look -- >> bill. >> your comment was he made a mistake. you can't admit it. >> andrea: why can't they admit their mistakes? >> there is a belief -- there a fly on the set. there is a belief if they keep talking they will convince you. brian, you're not as good as

president obama. work on your game. >> dana: >> one thing he does well, kill flies. >> dana: when we learn about the fire prevention or dealing with a fire that breaks out in your half, the goal is to smother the fire not make it worse. i'm sure at the briefing room. when you have bill on your case and you don't have good facts to back you up, it might be good to give a little. let them have their point. don't tell them they got it wrong. it wasn't just the press. the first thing i thought is what did they say? they spent the week thinking oh, my gosh, i have to figure it out. this is on judicial activism. they do complain about the judges but there is a distinction here. apples and oranges. one is if the complaint judges who make law when they there is not a question in mind.

this is a clear question so the supreme court. is this law constitutional or not? i understand where president obama is coming from but he is hitting on the wrong point. >> bob: i respectfully disagree with you on that there. there are a number of cases where the liberal supreme court overturned case particularly in the civil rights. where conservatives come down on the court. not the least of which is congressional district lines, a big issue. to this day, we have rules on the district. i can make a case that they shouldn't be. shown good faith. not say that the conservatives have not made this point. it seems you should make that point again. probably we shouldn't use the word shorthand. get back to what the president

was trying to say, this is happening with the supreme court. and this has happened for years. >> brian: a couple days ago he said which of the press secretary was saying? exhausted to meet with the canadian president. and canadian prime minister. do they pull the president aside and say listen, we have to ask about obamacare. have this answer. do you believe they did it, number one. and number two, was that the scripted answer? was that like okay, run with it? >> dana: i don't know. but after the president had their meeting and sometimes they meet privately, they would go to the press. then the press secretary's turn or come in and say this is what is on their minds. that is usually, that is the case, and that usually happens. but they would have known they

were going to get the question. all the prior week, everybody was talking about what a rough week they had in court. signature achievement. of course they were going to get asked. unprecedented, extraordinary and unelected are practice adjectives. >> andrea: what choice do they have? they have to go after -- >> bob: i think i have seen the largest comb i've seen in my life. >> dana: it's not mine. >> bob: unbelievable. how you deal with the victory or the defeat, you have to set it up. >> brian: you are getting set for this. >> andrea: quickly, i want kimberly in here and get to the fact they said we're stupid. this is implying that we, the american people that the

voters are stupid. never a good strategy to tell the press they got something wrong. never good to tell the american people they got it wrong either. this is a theme in the white house. when they pass obamacare, they said you don't understand it. they have been using the excuse we're too dumb for years. >> kimberly: we know that the president is well essentialcated went to a great school and a lawyer. but he didn't practice long. we have can't get his transcripts. we can't get anything he wrote. we'll take your word for it that he is a brilliant constitutionage lawyer. he missed the part about -- dunkin' misunderstood. >> kimberly: he doesn't get it. >> andrea: why do they play a worse stereotype. there are stories that the president seemed arrogant or aloof. why would this be the message? >> bob: that raises a question. 30% of the country are

elitist. 70% are not. the elitists think they know what the other represents the best interest are. i think that obama has had the reputation. i would, i think he tries to play that well. i don'tthe it's well earned -- he is fabulous speaker. he went through unbelievable campaign. what did you say about him? he can carry a message. >> kimberly: great campaigner. >> andrea: apparently he can't. >> bob: we'll see. coming up, why is president obama inserting himself in the masters golf tournament? is it any of his business how the club operates? we tell you what is going on when we come back. don't forget to e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. ♪ ♪ ♪

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bentley on "the five." we'll talk about something everybody else is talking about, golf. last night on the show for the one more thing i promised everybody on twitter i'd ask bob beckel who knows a lot about golf and a lot about women and golf. mixing women and golf togethe together. and do you care to elaborate on what you think, if women should be members at augusta? >> bob: i thought should they be allowed to play. it's the masters what they call it. >> dana: whatever. >> bob: i assume, the question is should you allow good female golfers to golf. i said it would be impossible a long golf course. the answer here by obama and romney are the classic -- dabs want to hear them? we'll take a listen. sound bite now. >> the president's answer to

this question is yes. he believes, his personal opinion women should be admitted. >> if i could run augusta, not likely to happen but of course i'd have women in augusta. >> dana: someone has a tan. >> bob: best the entire year. there is a club in washington, d.c. it refuses a lot of women to join the club. what the sate did, rightfully so, said all right, you lose your tax exemption. $100,000 in property taxes. if augusta refuses to do it -- this crowd has been running it for years. if they won't allow women in, then tax them as not a tax exempt organization but profit-making organization. >> andrea: penalize them. >> bob: sure. >> dana: what do you think? >> kimberly: there is a penalty. >> dana: do you have an opinion on this? >> kimberly: i thin think women should be members. if there is a course that is

too long allow them to play on a course more suitable they enjoy. >> dana: i would so much rather go shopping than spend the day on the golf course. >> brian: so you don't think women -- >> dana: i think a private club should make their own decision whether or not they should allow. if there is a penalty, i guess they would pay it. >> brian: you can do whatever you want, augusta, but we're not going to keep the masters there because we're embarrassed by the fact you keep women in. >> dana: these people weren't even embarrassed by tiger woods. why would they be jassed about this. >> andrea: i don't think this is about women. this is about a private business being pressured now by the white house, whether it's women or dogs, whether it's women who formerly were women -- formerly were men. c'mon, this is a business decision they should have the right to make. if you continue to put pressure on businesses, which this administration does, thinking it can tell a private business what to do, it's wrong.

>> bob: this is not an obama thing. this goes back. something in alabama, where they didn't have, they didn't have blacks as members and they were going to play the u.s. open there. what did they do? they went out and found a token black to be a member. i think if you -- the pressure put on them for the golf courses, and other clubs by the way for a long time, by a lot of presidents. i think there is a price that ought to be paid for that. by the way, only one course at augusta. ladies' tees. i married a professional golfer and she beat me by 22 strokes when i played. on the first tee, i made the mistake -- >> kimberly: let them play nine holes. >> dana: we have a surprise sound bite. because you, brian kilmeade, are quite an amazing golfer. >> brian: you are so lying. >> dana: so i want the roll this real quick.

>> i am ininjured you three times, four times when you were holding a flag and i had too much on it? >> you almost injured yourself with the terrible swing, but i understand that you have taken lessons. >> right. yeah. i have had quality lessons. that will verify. >> dana: when you went down for wounded warriors event. did practice. >> brian: i did practice. it's taken time from my family and time studying for the shows and i was somewhat better last year. i feel as though i can close the gap last year. >> andrea: what you lack in golf sills you make up in charm. >> brian: you are so nice. >> kimberly: i don't golf. >> bob: what i know about your golf game, stick to soccer. good idea. >> dana: would he be a lady that can't play the course because it's too long? >> bob: he has a wedge, a foot wedge you get behind the tree. >> kimberly: no one let me because of the spike on the golf shoes are not high enough.

>> andrea: can i make a political point we haven't hit? the president weighing in on this issue is just so he can get the woman's vote. he's becoming a ladies man. like sandra fluke. take your birth control. i'll help you get in the golf club. dunkin' we got this question, too -- >> dana: we got this question, too. i can't remember the answer. >> bob: and also romney. i think you read too much into this. >> andrea: all politics. >> dana: leaf it there. one liberal democrat makes a racial comment about asians. are civil rights groups in the media giving him a pass because he's a democrat? we invested and we'll tell you what we found. ♪ ♪ zap technology. arrival. with hertz gold plus rewards, you skip the counters, the lines, and the paperwork.

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♪ ♪ >> kimberly: he is a charmer. marion berry, remember him? the former d.c. mayor now a councilman but it doesn't look like he really likes asians. this week he said, "we got to do something about these asians coming in and opening up businesses and dirty shops. they ought to go. we need african-american business people to take their places, too." well, that didn't go over too well. but when asked to clarify, this is what he had to say. >> we are not going to have business people who come in, pool service and dirty facilities taking money out of our community, not contributing to our community at all. that is going to change. >> kimberly: i don't think he will get the press secretary job anytime soon for the white house. >> bob: let me do explaining

here. he is a friend of mine and i have been in several rides with marion where he expressed similar views to this. let me say in the black community, in washington particularly, but in any minority community, you are going to find most of the small shops, most people shop, they don't shop at the big shopping centers. they shop at the little stores with the prices jacked way up. it was for a long time that they were owned by view wish merchants which is a big rip between blacks and jews and now the asians moved in. my point to barry when this was raised years ago and also jesse jackson, why can't you get black owners to get in when the businesses come up? their argument is -- it's not a bad argument, tough for them to get financing than it is for a lot of the korean businessmen. this is marion barry at his -- marion, you know better. how many times? >> dana: i don't think he does know better.

this is not like, this is not the first time he said something like this. other african-american leaders said similar things. a colleague of ours wrote an excellent column about this. she talks about law-abiding entrepreneurs that the families usually work together. it's not their fault that the crime is so high. thugs are the reason that the crime is so high. washington, d.c. has a significant problem, but that i don't think is one of them. data shows that asians decrease number, probably because they're moving out because of the violence. >> brian: he goes on to say it's dirty. it's not good for it. they don't do anything the community. they don't have fundraisers or girl scouts come by they don't buy cookies. they don't play a role in the community. for the inartful way he

expressed shocked by him expressing it. >> kimberly: not a guy for the hallmark cards. >> andrea: despite if a white mayor made comments about the black or hispanics, there would be complete outrage. i barely heard about the story. even though he was really saying let's get rid of the hard-working immigrants in this country. take race out of it. get rid of people opening up businesses who are creating jobs, doing good in the community. >> kimberly: trying to make a living for their families. >> kimberly: >> a prominent political figure. this message goes bottom up to the white house. get rid of the hardworking businesses. >> bob: listen, the truth be told, i have been in some of these places. some of the restaurants use i think the former countries, they use their rules. some of them are not clean. the black community does not have family together enough to

accumulate enough twelve buy these places. do you know in the united states, motel 6s and the lower expense, almost all owned, majority of them are owned by indians. not american indians. indians. because they give them to them. i don't know if anybody knew that. i went to speak to hotels in houston, texas, i thought i was in -- i be bet ber careful. >> kimberly: yeah. >> andrea: are you saying that the government should provide more handouts? >> bob: no, but to n order to start a business in anyplace, you need accumulation of some wealth. >> andrea: not true. my father started one with $138. $38. sorry. >> bob: he is in a primary. who is running against marion berry and losing? >> brian: i don't know. >> kimberly: teflon, no matter what happens, no problem. guess why he keeps getting health. this is the subject of the

story in the "washington post" and "walk times" but not the "new york post," the "san francisco chronicle" or -- >> dana: he has such little credibility people write him off and give him a pass. >> bob: that's right. how many more stories are you going to write about marion barry? >> kimberly: the naacp were closed for good friday but we left messages with them and the urban league and congressional black caucus. directly ahead. someone call us. important development about the new movie "bully." >> does it make you feel good when they punch you? >> i'm starting to think i don't feel anything anymore. >> kimberly: we hope every parent sticks around for the important segment. we have info you'll want to know. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] it's simple physics...

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i'm bret baier in washington. the big story here the fiery crash of a navy fighter jet to an apartment complex in virginia. tonight on "special report," we'll show you the latest in the breaking story. several residence have been taken to the hospital. so far, no reports of fatalities. the march jobs report is out. we'll tell you why there is not more celebration over the news that 120,000 jobs were added and the unemployment rate went down to 8 39%. we'll have some of the numbe numbers -- you are unlikely to hear other places. we have new information about a message that president obama has for iran concerning the nuclear program. we'll tell you how that message was conveyed. on easter weekend, how christians in jerusalem are marking their faith's holiest time. grapevine, strangest question of the week. "special report" from washington starts at 6:00

eastern. now we send it back to new york and my colleagues with "the five." >> i'm nervous. i have trouble making friends. >> they punch me. strangle me. >> give it to him hard. >> he is not safe on that bus. >> i have been on that bus. they are just as good as gold. >> brian: that was a clip from a documentary you likely heard about and haven't seen. there is not a wide roll out until april 13. movie "bully" originally rated "r" so a bunch of kids could not see it. they took out some of the curse words and now it's pg-13. some of the curse words remain, kimberly. "bully," we know the topic. they follow five separate kids. they seem to ignore the camer

cameras. what are you thinking when you are watching? >> kimberly: this is so upsetting to me. it breaks my heart. i find it depressing. at home you need to see kindness and compassion and respect for others. it's difficult to grow up without the taunts. i was bullied at school. it was awful. i had big glasses like that, too. big lips. people said horrible things. and it's happening to my little boy in kindergarten throwing ball at his head. >> brian: horrible. good move to take cursing out and bring it to the kid and get the message across? >> bob: whatever it takes to get the movie as wide as you can. i'd do it. i don't like it's censored like that, but everybody needs to see this thing. this has been going on for too long. too little has been done. when i was in high school we had a bully patrol and we would find bullies and handle it our own way. the fact is -- >> kimberly: did that work? >> bob: it did. believe me, it did. when you go home and it starts at home, so many of the

fathers or the mothers of these kids are themselves bullies. you know, sometimes it's just not as easy to have a consciousness raising class. sometimes you have to punch somebody in the nose like the father. >> bob: you learn to stand up for yourself. the message came across. gave a stat. i don't know if it's true. >> -- million -- >> dana: this documentary is getting wide acclaim for good reason. i heard about it watching governor huckabee's show three or four weeks ago. he had an interview with that family but pointed out the motion picture association should take it from "r" to pg pg-13 so people could see it. the thing about the kindness point. i don't know who out there doesn't have god-given instinct that that is wrong. so what happens over time to make people feel that way. i'm glad it's now pg-13 hopefully more kids can see it and have a natural reaction.

>> brian: my source saw the movie, this is roughly what she looks like. i'm not a great drawer. >> andrea: great nose. i want to give her credit. she says the parents and teachers should see this and teenagers, but not kids. they left a lot of cursing in and it reminds me of "scared straight" when i was growing up. they went to prison and left cursing. >> andrea: i love that. i disagree. i think the students should watch this and play in the schools with the teachers. the teachers should watch this, because all too often the teachers do not do anything about it, the administration doesn't do anything about it. let me tell you something, that story about the parent that got on the school bus to defend their kid, i know it was wrong but i can see why they did it. i would want to do the same thing for my kid. >> brian: i want to get to one more topic, doing with bullying professional football players. you know the new orleans saints, the defense coordinator has been banned

for life from football. we heard people say they were bounties on players to give them concussions and knock them out of games and break bones. that was the accusation. suspensions came down. something startling came forward. they were shooting a documentary at the same time for a ormer saints player who has lou gehrig disease at which time they picked up gregg williams, the defensive coordinator saying this before the playoff game against the 49ers. listen. >> you need to find out in the first two series of the game, about wide receiver number ten. >> brian: they looked at a player frank gore about that who played at a high level in football. frank gore, he has problems and knocked his head, hit him

in the head. if they're on top of the pile, get the head, get the head. if the head dies the body will follow. is that appropriate? >> bob: it's not only not appropriate. and gregg williams is lousy defensive coordinator. >> brian: hired by the rams. b. he should be banned and i hope they do the banning for life. there is a difference when you play football of saying let's go kill these guys. everybody says that. difference between picking a player out who is key to the offense and saying he has a bad knee, go get him and i'll pay you money to get him. that is apples and oranges. i used to tell our guys kill these guys. but we never say we'll pay you $10,000. it's disgraceful and disgusting. the n.f.l. once again is playing footsy with this thing and they don't have enough guts -- >> brian: i think the n.f.l. -- >> bob: i don't they -- >> brian: they said he's banned. >> kimberly: yeah, goodell. >> bob: any player should be banned, too. >> kimberly: goodell took a hard stan on it. >> bob: then been a players that did it. >> andrea: it's the cheap shots. i talk to someone who played

football and he says this is what happens. you don't have to pay them. in their mind to kill them. it's not ballet, but it's the cheap shots where they say take the shot to the head and the knee. >> bob: tell everybody you talked to your boyfriend who was a big-time quarterback. dana, your views on this? >> dana: like mean girls grow up to be mean ladies, bullies grow up to do this thing. >> andrea: great point. >> kimberly: there is no honor in that injuring somebody with a traumatic injury or multiple concussions or injury with an ankle. >> brian: you are a 4 erfan, steve young, lawyer and outstanding hall of fame quarterback said if i found out they were putting a bounty on me i'd bring a lawsuit against the team, the new orleans saints. i hope people follow me. >> bob: i agree. any player should be banned. >> brian: hopefully this will stop. people playing in the league, teen owe pierce i saw on espn says i know gregg williams,

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: welcome back. we're now in the middle of holy week. this is passover and good friday. there has been a great debate in the christian community and it has been ongoing for several years, it's interesting that one of the piece of evidence about where is heaven. is there a heaven above?

as many people believe. or as others believe will god recreate heaven on earth? there was a book written about little boy called "even is for real" who almost died in a hospital. near death experience and came back down. his father was a minister. came back down and reported on heaven. he talked about being with jesus and being with mother mary. a fascinating read. if anyone hasn't read it. >> eric: number one for two years. >> bob: but there is a group of christian scholars who believe -- by the way, the estimate do not purport with this but say god will have heaven on earth when we reach judgment day. as a christian, i'm a little bit not sure myself. but i think it's a fascinating discussion. and this kid's story, dana read the book. if you do nothing else, go buy it. >> brian: i met the kid. i hope there is heaven on earth. the roads around here, don't have to go somewhere eps. that would be great.

>> kimberly: fast pass. >> bob: is there soccer? >> dana: i bet your golf game will be good in heaven. >> andrea: i thought especially on earth was being on the show -- heaven on earth was being on the show. >> brian: i did say that. i want everyone to like me. i want to go to the holiday party. >> bob: what do you think about heaven? >> kimberly: i am hoping to go there. i believe in heaven. as do 85% of americans. >> bob: make a choice of most who read the new testament a different place for heaven that where the kid went, some place above or it is heaven on earth. what would you say is >> kimberly: i believe heaven is a different place that we go to and be reunited with past family member. >> brian: explain a lot of the afterworld experiences that people have. >> bob: are you a heaven on earth person?

>> brian: i am putting for heaven. putting all of my chips to heaven. if we turn to vapor, there are no ramifications. push for heaven because i hope there is something else. >> dana: i grew up lutheran and we don't talk about this. we keep it all inside. i'll describe what i think heaven might feel like. i don't know that you go and have the same life you had here. because that wouldn't heaven. that stage right before you fall asleep, that one moment before wakefulness and falling asleep. they call it the gap. you put your prayers in there and have an answer in the morning. that is the most fantastic feeling. that might be what heaven is like. >> andrea: i do think there is a heaven. i don't think heaven on earth. earth is sinful place. it's a place with no sorrow or pain. if you have ever been in the

room with somebody when they passed away, when my father died he opened his eyes one last time and he looked up. i kept saying daddy, what are you seeing? he started to smile. his eyes god wide and he looked up like this. the energy, it was surreal. if you didn't believe before and i did. it read from the pages. something else. >> bob: there will be a second coming. and we will find out when our lord and savior, at least my lord and savior and everybody here lord and savior. one more thing is next. bill o'reilly shows up on the jon stewart show. and give him a piece of his mind. so you want to watch this. believe me. >> give a donation for bill o'reilly.com to the flag people. >> all right, all right. >> bob: there you go. back for in a minute. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> andrea: time now for one more thing. hit it. >> kimberly: we got o'really flavor here. you know he is a funny guy, right? he's smart. take a look at this. this is tit-for-tat on the jon

stewart show. >> $4 per shrimp at a cocktail reception. join me as we pay can you make bill o'reilly pay $4 for a shrimp. >> why are you bothering me? i'm not paying $4 for a shrimp. >> would you buy $4 shrimp to save the planet? >> no. >> god! o'really! >> neighbor allows $4 shrimp, not worth saving. >> that is great. >> they like each other and he comes over here. >> good job. >> good stuff. >> brian? >> bob: no. excuse me. brian would like to have this, but you are not the regular on "the five." i have picked your -- >> brian: you chosen my one more thing? >> bob: yes. this is a brian kilmeade special. videotape of brian we all this is his one more thing. it's wonderful.

>> go! >> ahhh! [ laughter ] >> c'mon. one more lap. one more lap. >> have you guys ever take an swimming lesson? >> and 26 seconds. >> i would like to thank all my coaches, an thank people who believe in me when no one else did. and people again who are lying to me and telling me that pools are heated. >> bob: of all the people in television, i have to tell you. you do more of the best stuff and you are willing to be courageous enough. i would don't that like fly to the moon. but you did it. congratulations. >> kimberly: good attitude. >> bob: i changed my one more thing for me. wish eric a nice vacation, see you next week. greg is not here, they'll be back next week.

>> dana: greg is probably having easter egg hunt with captain sparkles. >> andrea: by the way, michael phelps, fox news. who would have thunk it? >> brian: who has a better body? bo honest. >> andrea: i go on your show, not his. so you, brian. >> dana: the best thing from the "washington post" is not the reporting but it's -- kidding -- the pepes contest -- the peeps contest. they come up with the best display of using peeps. last year, the one that won was a tsa. this is the royal wedding. all done with peeps, which is fantastic. then the occupy peeps, i thought greg would love that. finally, there is the coliseum peeps. there is a poll, contest, on the website. you can go to washingtonpost.com to see the winners. i love it. someone has a lot of time on

their hands. >> bob: andrea, you have to go. >> andrea: thank you for quarterbacking. i would love to see a peeps, "the five. i'd want to eat it. everything, now you're becoming bob. >> bob: what is a peep? >> a marshall mellow animals covered in sugar. speaking of peeps, my one more thing. doctors now say don't touch the peeps this weekend. go for the chocolate bunny instead. it's healthier, more benefit. women should go for the chocolate. good for you. healthy. so put peeps aside and reach for a chocolate bunny. it's okay. >> bob: i'm doing for tenth year in a row the sunrise service. anybody that has never been to one, to go. inspiration. how about you? what are you doing? >> brian: hosting at my house, some of the most important people in the world. my family.