on camera. >> greg: i keep telling him this is a rehearsal. >> eric: leave it there. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. are we on? you know you guys should tell me when we are on, okay? welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known around the rec center, the guy with the sweet van. let's go to andy levy with a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> you and i must fight to survive, america. alec baldwin wants more of your tax dollars. a fair and balanced discussion of this stupid idea is straight ahead. and mitt romney has a message for barack obama, and wait until you hear what it is. seriously, wait. and finally, does holding a gun make a man seem bigger a stronger 1234 s

>> yes. >> do you know what is coming t son >> i don't know. a lot ofhings. >> dark shadows. >> i d't care. >> it is a remake, a gothic remake of a tv series directed by tim burton, and it will have johnny depp. >> that's good news. a lot of people said burton and depp would never make a movie together. i am glad they are finally doing that. >> every year i wonder when will tim burton and johnny depp make a movie together. >> i think it is delightfully quirky. >> i think it will be surreal. i think it will be a feast for the eyes. >> i hope johnny depp does some kind of accent you can't place as to where it is from. >> somebody will be nominated for an oscar and not win it. >> i have had enough of this stupid chat. let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a rainbow made of baby pandas and marshmellows and hugs, but covered in blood. i am here with international business times columnist. well, he is so sharp he shaves

with his own tongue. he is maxim magazine's editor-in-chief. yowza, look at that cover. it is on news stands now. and even a freezer can't keep him fresh. it is my psychic, bill schulz. and sitting next to me is the co-host of the opie and anthony show. and the nation cries while he unloads his lies. it is our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> rut editor of "maxim." i offer you the op-ed options of the fiery marie dowd. i think you will find that advanced age notwithstanding these gals have great grammar and gams. ps, i refer to them as fiery because she is a red head, don't you know. >> should the government pay for your town ballet? according to alec baldwin it

is not nay. the "30 rock star" whatever that is, and ben folds visits the nation's capital, which i believe is milwaukee on monday to press for more government funding for the arts after it was cut last year. the actor said his own industry which is tv and film is often like the, quote, potato chip business. it is junk food. if you want something more sophisticated like music, theater or excellent films like "the marying man" you will have to pay for it yourself. they received $1 per back hair alec has epiladed. i would want a budget of a billion dollars. we spend too much money on war in this country. that's a daring statement. as for the first project alec would want to film, it is fid -- fido, the cat masseuse.

>> looks like a tour de fur. >> i wrote that one myself, by the way. anthony, good had to see you. somebody who hates america and who hates americans who live in america, but he wants them to pay for his career. >> don't say anything bad about him. he is the coolest. >> is he really? he is in the television and film business, but he doesn't even like it. he is going to show us what it is like to be sophisticated. thank god for alec baldwin. when is he going to make "beatle juice 2"? >> i don't know. if they do "beatle juice 2" that would be a tim burton movie and johnny depp can be in it. >> he could. i don't like government-funded art. it is crap. i like the portraits of chubby white women with togas on.

something that is real art. >> i disagree. i never understood why that stuff is so important. especially when you see them and they don't have arms. if you are going to make a sculpture, make the arms. >> just because it is in your history doesn't make it art. creepy, creepy, creep. >> it is only $1 billion. and if it makes alec baldwin happy, isn't that a small price to pay to make a baldwin? >> absolutely. anyone who feels there is not enough funding for the arts doesn't have an eight-year-old learning how to play the cello. it will haunt me until the end of my days. >> do you have an eight-year-old? >> i do. jay wow. -- >> wow. in the green room you said something startling. you said "perhaps we need more dancers and less drones." >> i always say things in the green room apparently.

alec baldwin said he would give the national endowment of arts a billion dollars. i would give them nothing. i would cut it together. when is the government a mechanism to give you everything your heart desires. i think alec baldwin is hot, a hot old man, but shut your mouth and be hot, please. >> i figure that would make him very happy. ben folds claims he would be busing tables if not for an art education. doesn't the world need more table buskers and less ben folds? >> perhaps, but are you thought thinking of the five. >> they rely on ben folds. >> the five would be nothing. actually it would be a program and set at 5:00 on fox news. >> when wh is "the five." >> i think it is sue purr flew us with nipples. >> it is all along his back too. it is weird. >> it is great at night. it just feels like you are playing a braille cross word.

anyway, here is the thing. he is arguing against his own history. this is a guy who worked hard his whole life. he didn't take any what i would call entertainment welfare. imagine if you were successful, but you decided to go back on entertainment welfare. you wouldn't be famous. you would suck because you didn't do anything good because you relied on the government. instead, the truly worst of the world would be subsidized. you would see movies by roseanne bar. >> i think also not having the government subsidizing you, you are forced to do it yourself. >> that's what i'm saying. >> make something of it. >> i was a huge alec baldwin fan. he used to be in "one life to live." i believe he was a courtermain. very dapper, i believe. he lived on a boat. i dreamt this. i hate it when this happens. from blow hards to brothels.

did they take hookers to bed next to obama's sked-ule? the secret service agents who brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms last week had printouts of the president's agenda in their room, raising the issue of a potential security breech. and at the brothel the agents allegedly revealed their identity by bragging, quote, we work for obama. and quote again, we are here to protect him. and this, he smells like freshly squeezed lemons. abc news report these agreed to pay for and receive services from the highest category prostitutes who charge up to $200. cheap by my standards. meanwhile, the senior senator says 24 women were involved. buts the real loser in all of this, the city of car tau hain yaw. they didn't benefit one cent from president obama's visit. all they remember is that the secret service slept with our prostitutes which is like a gold star in my book. you are probably wondering how

is fat cat dealing with news of this international scandal? >> i guess that's adorable if you are not morbidly obese. well done. so your cat is famous, and it is really fat. the agents reportedly had copies of obama's exact schedule in the hotel room. should he be impeached for leaving the schedules in the hotel room before they got there? >> you read my talking point. you know, these secret service agents, of course, that's a huge security breech. they will be punished, as they should. bill clinton sleeping with an intern, is that not a security breech? could have been a spy. elliott spitzer with prostitutes. bonnie frank running a prostitution ring out of his

basement. all of these are security breeches. these guys will be punished. uh shied -- aside from elliott spitzer. >> he is being punished! >> we -- gite problem is some of the politicians would enjoy the punishment. anyway, i want to point out that bonnie frank didn't run a prostitution ring. his ex-boyfriend did it. jay but he had to know brrrr it. >> i would like to think he was above all that. look at me lamely trying to defend him. the agents were bragging they work for president obama, but they are with prostitutes. do you really need to brag when you are with a prostitutes? they are on the clock. >> well, these guys, their job is to put themselves between harm's way and the president. that harm could have come in the form of a prostitute's vagina. they are just doing their job. >> they could be terrorists.

anthony, prostitutes are legal. so what they are doing with legal -- even if it is legal, weren't these guys dumb to partake? they have an image to represent. unlike you, you can do whatever you want. >> i can do whatever i want. i love it. the secret service -- the key word is secret. pay your bills because i hear there was a problem with the billing of the prostitutes, and that is what caused the whole thing. pay the bill, smile and leave and count your blessings that you got out of there. i don't think it is a good idea for the secret service for frequenting prostitutes. it kind of opens them up to black mail. >> the std's. >> it is a security risk because it does open them up to black mail and things like that of the anytime you compromise your ethics you are open to black mail. i am never open to black mail. >> exactly because have you no ethics. this is the problem with making prostitution legal, which i am for, is you begin to see that commerce is no

different than noticing there is an extra drink on your bill at appleby's. you are like, i'm not paying for that. they come out and they have an argument. you don't argue over the prostitute. it is just not good form. bill, car tau hain yaw, if i say it properly, will be the secret service hooker city which i have copy rid. copyrighted. is that fare to bangkok? >> that is not fair to bangkok. although do have to go back to something. are you saying every waitress in appleby's is a hooker? i condemn that. i absolutely condemn that. >> appleby's waitresses are america's heros. jay that is their tag line. >> i think the work they do is brave. >> it is brave. >> those awesome blossoms are not going to blossom themselves. >> those are not appleby's. >> that might be out back. >> a couple of things i want to point out.

once the news gets out about how great the prostitutes are, because that will get out -- the big thing is about the scandal the women haven't talked yet. the women haven't talked. every bachelor party in america will go, oh, that's a fun place to go. and so to say it will hurt your city, i am not so sure. the big problem is, you don't involve 21 hookers. women talk. >> how many were there when clinton was there last? >> what are you saying? >> he learns quickly. >> women complain a lot. your percentages go up with the more prostitutes you purchase. >> aim the one not getting the schedule complaint? >> god forbid you can get your hands on the president's schedule or go to white house .gov and figure out what he is doing. or type in obama and google news search and see what is going on. >> the schedule may have been where he is specifically.

it is not like having lunch with the president of columbia, which i am not sure. >> that's a schedule. >> there were car routes and whatnot. >> they are columbian prostitutes. i mean she problem blayen cleaned off with -- prostitutes. she probably cleaned off with it. >> we don't need that kind of humor. from groping to smoking, it is a story we wrote two weeks ago. i speak of sports fans who visit the target field, home of the twins, a team made up entirely of off spring pairs produced in the same pregnancy, and they are all good athletes. they announced they will no longer have designated smoking areas. they could smoke outside one of the stadium gates and then reopen the open air park. but that was a problem according to a spokesperson who said all of the secondhand smoke blows right back to the main concourse and all the way up to the terrorist level. that is an issue for our fans and our employees who have to

work in the environment. anyway, i don't know what that means. ii can't remember why i wrote that. what does a giant sheet of bubble wrap sound like in a high droll lick press? >> holdup. >> check that off my bucket list. >> it is a list of cool buckets. >> it is creepy. >> i like a bucket of popcorn. >> let's be honest. everybody knows the affects of secondhand smoke is not even real. it is not real. the science is bad. >> i gre with that. i used to be all up in arms about them infringing on

rights when i was a smoker. now i'm like, screw these disgusting, smelly things. stop smoking. but they are the only group you can just crap all over with impunity. they don't complain. it is like, oh $15 a pack? i have to be in the plexiglass chamber of gas? that's fine. no one complains. >> i will give you a couple of names. smie aren't we replacing science with annoyance? that's not science. that's banning things you don't like. >> i would love to ban bill schulz. >> you and me both. >> we are talking about cigarettes. >> and let's face it. smoke is not the only thing that blows in that stadium, am i right? >> what? >> unnecessary. unnecessary. they show us evolving into some kind of a hate crime. the players chew tobacco, and apparently that doesn't bother people. so shouldn't fans be uh lod

to -- be allowed to smoke? >> i don't like secondhand smoke. the studies are balogna. trust me on this. i would never lie to you. except that one time. >> the solution is allowing re-entry. you go out and have your smoke and i sit and enjoy the game smoke-free. we allow you to re-enter once you are done. >> what about third hand smoke? nobody is talking about that. >> excuse me, yes they r. third hand smoke is smoke that is in a room that you have left and can be smelled on the furniture or clothing. that is actually a fact. google third hand smoke. and it is also a really cool band. they do a lot of third eye blind coverage and blues traveler. they have a fat lead singer with emphysema. have -- bill, it is hot dogs, and smoking. >> it here is how silly minnesota s. i have been to the metrodome and you can

smoke there. it is the dome. they got rid of the dome and they made an open air stadium, and now you can't smoke. >> we have replaced science with emotion. it is the same thing that -- okay, the reason -- global warming is the same thing. emotion trumps science. smokers don't fight back. >> i was wondering when we would get to global warming on this one. >> it is caused by smoking. look, now you just solved two problems. should every man, woman and child have a gun? even my gun has a gun. but first, is romney getting cocky? we will talk to those who installed into his mainframe when we return.

he thinks bho should get ready to go. that is mitz -- is he a dog? it was on abc world news. check it out, check it outers. >> what would each of you say to president and mrs. obama? >> well, start packing. that's what i would like to say. >> well, you said it, and that wasn't awkward at all. sawyer asked about shamus, the family dog romney once admitted to tieing to the roof in family road trips in a container. ann romney said it was no sweat for their pet. >> the dog loved it. the dog would -- >> he got sick, right? >> once. we traveled all the time and he ate the turkey on the

counter. he had the runs. but he would see that crate and he would, you know, go crazy because he was going with us on vacation. to me it was a kinder thing to bring him along than to leave him in the kennel for two weeks. >> the dog loved it. if i had a dollars for every time i have said that. meanwhile nother political news, newt gingrich's campaign has released a new on-line ad. he hasn't given up. can we see it? >> ♪ 19 >> i'm newt gingrich and i approve this message. >> don't count him out, america. that's a great ad. what do you make of mitt romney's start packing line? was he telling president obama to carry a gun? >> yes, wow. you interpreted it in a way i

never thought. i loved it. mitt romney has got to get tough. i can tell thank you much, obama is not playing nice. he is playing dirty, and i love this. romney showed backbone and i hope he shows more, and he threw obama under the bus. >> figuratively, of course. how awkward was the laugh? >> very. he just doesn't come across as a fungi. >> -- as a fun guy. >> he shouldn't bother. we have enough comedians in this world. >> i don't need a presidential candidate who is a load of laughs. >> or a cool guy. >> yes, or a cool guy. i like the start packing. but he needs to take the gloves off a little. >> he should have said, he better start packing and then just look like this. >> yes. no little chuckle. >> start packing. >> but take the gloves off. i hope some of your knick-knacks break during the move. i hope you label a box of important things incorrectly. you know, really start. >> put a crease into your tie

accidentally, fake laugh, fake laugh. >> i want to talk about why the media is obsessed with this dog story. i believe you own a pet, and if not play along. this road trip took place in 1983. there were a lot of things president obama was doing in 1983 back in kenya. and we don't talk about it. so why are we obsessed with a vacation trip that happened 40 years ago? >> because they keep giving us more and more. smee just told us -- -- >> she just told us the dog had diarrhea. you don't bury a lead like that. that's the story. >> is it really? diarrhea is a natural phenomenon i would like you to know. bill, as a hobo, you secretly strap yourself to strangers' car rooves to get around. can you confirm it is actually a lot of fun. >> i did do that. we would have our friends -- we would take my mom's

mini-van out. now say something. for about five minutes that is a great time. cross country, that would not be as much of a fan. >> what do dogs do when they stick their hand out the window. >> it sounds like fun. the people who are outraged are people who are east coast and west coast liberals. there is a pick up truck and you are driving behind somebody with a dog and having a great time. >> the dogs are in the back of every truck in texas. >> i think some conservatives like dogs too. >> i would say, look, cruelty to animals sucks. i would have to say that because i believe it. and i love dogs. >> we will get letters to animal beaters.

>> i wail say this though -- i will say this though. this is not animal cruelty. it is something to dredge up. >> naming yourself shamus is cruel. >> it is like a cold case file now. >> the way they described it is like they were tied to the roof like the griswolds. >> but that's what you say. what you should have said -- i don't understand why we are talking about this. >> and did you see mitt looking at her? >> but what if they go through a car wash? >> how fun is it to just watch? >> i want you to write that in an e-mail. this show is fun to watch. you don't even have to use

your real name. to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by inventions. the product of the imagination created after much study and experimentation. thanks, inventions.

anthony told me a sad story about his childhood. i can't concentrate. we will still go to andy levy for his ambudsing. hi, andy. >> i am a little sad. >> do you want to hear this story? >> sure, why not 1234*. >> anthony once took a greyhound bus from los angeles. >> it was from l.a. to new york and i said i would rather be shamus on the car's roof than take a greyhound bus. i am from a broken family and my mom gave my dad money and he promptly changed them to a greyhound bus. so we were with prostitutes, pimps, winos and a wonderful cross section of american saw sigh stey. >> -- society. >> did he use the money for nice presents ? >> if giant bottles of budweiser are presents for us, then yes, andy. >> in a way it was a gift.

it was instead of beating you. >> alec baldwin wants more funding for the arts. you say ben folds is a sapy singer and that's not fair. >> i never listened to him. >> he is 45 and on his fourth marriage. >> then he is sapy. >> you pointed out how cool alec baldwin is for being in the television business. he is like the original hipster. >> i wish he would wear tighter pants though. dan, you mentioned your eight-year-old son is playing. >> he is very talented. >> why do you hate the arts, kailey? >> i don't hate the arts. i just think we should spend money on job creation and not arts. >> do you know the difference between things like funding music education and band and between that and subsidizing

artists? >> i think there is a difference. i think subsidizing art, but i don't think the arts should be subsidized at all. it boils down to the difference between needs and leisure and wants. there is a difference. >> okay. bill, you say "the five" would be nothing without ben folds. actually ben fold 5 broke up in the late 90s. it was a longtime ago. and they were a trio. >> oh, so they were ironic. that's my favorite kind of trio. >> by the way, i think the arts are as important as alec baldwin, but i don't think other people should pay for something if i think it is pornts. >> there is -- i think it is important. >> there is something about art education. it is pop culture. >> as long as we have a public education system there should be music education and programs like band. i think that is a lot different than subsidizing artists to produce works that they can't make a living on because nobody wants to see or hear it or whatever. >> yes, yes, yes.

forget the science. let's have like music lessons. >> why do we have to forget the science? >> let me finish, mr. hipster. where i come from, i prefer neil armstrong over billy joe armstrong. >> i prefer neil armstrong and luis armstrong. why can't i have both? >> i prefer armstrong williams. >> and you referred to the cat video in this segment as a tour de fur. >> yes jie. what about paw de force? >> i thought about that, but i figured mine is better. >> not so sure you had the right thought here. >> paw de force? >> that is much better. >> can i vote neither? >> well at least i tried. >> we can only rhyme tour and paw in a rap song.

>> or on long island. >> oh sure. >> exactly. >> what was that about? >> let's move on. >> secret service. greg, you noted that at the brothel the agents revealed their identities bragging "rework for obama -- we work for obama. we are here to protect him." we think we should look that word up to make sure. apparently it means kept from knowledge or from view. it is hidden. i don't think they are doing it right. >> well done looking up the word secret to find out the definition. >> maybe i didn't know what it meant. >> well okay then. >> you said the problem is the potential security breech. i agree. you said we give politicians like bill clinton a pass. he was impeached. >> but he keeps his job. whereas the secret service, they are not going to keep their job. the punishment will be harsher from them than it was for bill clinton. we glorify bill clinton now.

he was the great democratic president that slept with the intern. who cares? >> there are two versions of the president's schedule. one for the public and the other was more secret which would have been the one the agents have. then again they probably had it in their hotel room safe. so hopefully nobody saw them. >> i like hope. >> i wish you would change that shirt. >> i got many a compliment on this rugged, rugged button down. i can take it off quicker. >> this is what i don't understand. according to abc news, quote, the men paid for the sexual services in advance, but when it came time to settle the bill there was a dispute over the charges. don't dispute hooker charges. >> that's a psa. >> you learned that on the greyhound, didn't you? >> i call american express and have them deal with it. >> get out of the country first and then call and can sell. >> just be smart.

that's all we are saying. >> they couldn't expense it on their credit cards. they didn't want a paper trail. they can use pesos. that's the currency they use. >> were you in the secret service? >> i was. well it was a secret service band. we dressed in black and it was part of the gig. greg, you mentioned that it feels home to the twins. it was a team in which you claim is made up entirely of off spring pairs producing the same pregnancy? the twins are named after the twin cities of st. paul and duluth. >> i don't believe that. it is much better to believe what i believe. the glorious twins with shapely muscles glistening in the hot, august sun. >> that's what they teachers and in art class. >> reporter: you said maybe the solution is you let people smoke outside and then re-enter the stadium. that's what they do. >> they should continue. the thing i didn't get is they said in an article they explored every way to uh

accommodate smokers. >> their argument is -- and bill this goes to what you said about how they used to let you do this in the dome. their argument is it worked in the dome because they could have a coral area for smokers, and then actually shut the door. it was completely outside the stadium. they are saying with an open air stadium they can't do that. >> you can say you used to do this right up until they used to let you smoke in hospital. >> the good old days. nine out of 10 doctors recommend lucky. >> diane sawyer interviews the romneys. talking about shamus the dog and voters don't care about that on election day. and you don't mean us here on "red eye." >> no, i just don't think this should be an issue. >> and abc news didn't air that part. they clearly don't think it is that important either.

>> good point. jay can we play that romney song one more time? >> what would each of you say to president and mrs. obama? >> well, start packing. that's what i would like to say. >> anthony, his laugh kind of sounds like judge smail's in "caddie shack." >> once you start packing. >> every time i hear that clip i feel like he will go, okay, pooky, do the honors. >> yowl a start packing -- you'll start packing and like it. >> start packing smalding. >> and i am done. all right, coming up, are kitchen utensils unnecessary? he discusses his new book, i eat with my hands. does holding a gun make you

look tougher? it is a valid question, people.

well, science has finally confirmed it. writing win knee the pooh fan fiction is awesome. ucla that stands for something had their researchers ask people to guess the size and the brawniness of four dudes based solely on pictures of their hands. turns out those brandishing a baretta are 17% taller and stronger than the others. it suggests we use size and strength to assess the outcome of a conflict. quote, we have isolated a capacity in the simple way this capacity is very efficient. it can miss guide us. indeed. so let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning

rooooouuuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> anthony, it is a well-known fact you hate guns. do you buy this stuff? or is this a ridiculous idea for a study. >> i have a few guns and i notice when i have them women do perceive me as more veril and stronger. >> that's because you are chasing them with a gun. >> i didn't say how or why. >> what is going on here? >> the weird thing is they said all of the hands look alike. what differentiated them is -- if i see two hands that look uh lick, i will say the -- look alike fnlt the study is strange. >> if this is true, should the little people like you and me walk around with guns? >> i was just thinking that. >> you are tiny. you are miniscule.

you are hobbit size. >> he is wearing two barettas right now. go back at him. >> i am on an 18-foot ladder right now. i don't know how that works out. >> bill, you own a whole entire binder full of pictures of men's hands. did you ever wonder when they would could in handy? >> i started ordering some with guns. it is a weapon. here is me not holding the weapon. they would say a, he looks taller and b, he looks like neptune. but either way he will look bigger. why is this a thing? >> what? >> one step too far. >> save that for the morning radio program. >> try dents should have a come back. >> they are easy to manipulate. you can get them from far away. >> bloomburg with his control.

>> what is the good if you can't conceal it? >> it is the god of sea that kills people. >> can we move on, please? a new study finds that women are more moral than men. with those over 30 having the strongest values, this is really good stock photography. ladies are more likely to make decisions on how they impact others. they should be showing hot women. >> that's pretty hot. >> who did you give this to? while women care more about stuff, dudes careless about such crap. they concluded -- this ticks me off. they said obedience decreases -- they took it away thinking i would forget. i will not forget. roll that down. they find that obedience decreases with age while reason increases until we reach the peak of our intellectual powers which is our early 60s.

i'm sure an old man wrote that. i don't know. kailey, kailey, kailey. do you feel you are more moral than men you know, or at least the one next to you? >> 100%. >> you don't even know dan. >> i would like to think women are more moral. they surveyed 60,000 people, and they asked you questions like do you think you are trustworthy? i am going to say yes. maybe the women were more likely to embellish on the survey than the men. >> women are liars. >> anthony, don't we know that men are horrible creatures that do horrible things? >> absolutely. i noticed this myself. i have gotten more immoral as i have gotten older. >> everybody has, believe me. you are kind of getting to the big stretch and i want to shake things up a little bit. >> and well done might i add. could it be that men take more

risks which is perceived as less moral? >> i am way to morally corrupt to answer this question. and i don't understand this study at all. >> i don't understand it, but i agree with it. >> let's review. our first story was how you look tougher with a loaded handgun. her second story is women are less scummy than dudes. we are knocking them back tonight. you pay attention, america. maybe you will learn some knowledge. we are going to take a break. we are not leaving you on that ugly note, so we will have more to talk about. leave and i will kill you.

leon panetta says he regrets the cost of his weekend trips to california. but just to get your mind straight and your per perspective straight, he travels via military aircraft and each trip costs about $32,000 or about what i spend in a year on european facial shales. he says he will try to find some savings. bill, you spent $17,000 at tijuanna once, but that was for surgery. >> well, if i snapped off my attractive t-shirt you would see the two wings i am now

proud owner of. so yes, it was worth it, sir. >> i wish you would fly away. anthony, isn't this like health care where if you don't know anything -- don't know how much something cost it will cost anything? >> sometimes the numbers are so big and you can't wrap your mind around it. he regrets it which is fine. i de uct ited it from the taxable -- i deducted it from the taxable income. he regrets it and we are square. >> what do you make of this, dan? >> i think -- do you want him to fly on jetblue? >> that's a good point. >> it is safe now. it is safe to fly, kailey. it is safe, safe, safe. >> it is safe. >> safe, safe, safe, safe. >> the ambien i can cs in. kicks in. >> they say to say your safe word and mine is literal lie safe. >> i don't know why they do this. it is always on public record and it always comes out.

i don't get it. >> i don't get it either. i don't have an opinion on this matter. i want to give you one last update. what is happening to my face. i want to give you one last update on the latest piece of art work to auction off. the 16 by 20 painting is done by jocelyn martin marie from arizona. to win it, make a bid. all of the money from the highest bid goes to the trust fund for breitbart's four children. at the time of the taping the highest bid is $2 600 from cynthia in california. if you want to make a donation to help out the family send it to breitbart children trust, 149, we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. to see recent clips go to fox news.com/red eye.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> what do you have in the new issue of "ma dp --" maxim." >> lots of awesome things. so buy it with your money. >> she's great. and kelly, what is this week's column about? >> it is about how most people try and be covert when they are engaging in class warfare. go to ivy times.com for more. >> anthony, what is coming up on the big o and a radio show? >> hoping over and tired and babbling for four hours a day. >> you should be in pr. i don't want to talk to bill. back to you. >> no, i was just talking about pick up trucks and dogs. in some states it is illegal. >> i am not sure about that. >> i think it