welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in the community pool the guy in the tree with the binoculars or it doesn't matter at this point. now to andy levy with a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> how did it come to this, america? has fake outrage become an art form? the shocking story of a boy and his dog. and will the hologram of tupac go out on tour? i mean tupac lives. secret service agents are saying no. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> you bet, greg. >> all right. >> i got nothing. >> neither do i.

bye. let's welcome our guests. she is the unrepent tent monster and she is responsible for all that is evil in this world. i am here with dana marine know and sh -- perino and one of my co-hosts on "the five." and steven cruiser, host of "cruiser control." and 234* samoa he is considered a tooth pick. he is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he can pull more legs than a leg pulling machine. it is the great comedian jim norton. he is easy to bash because his sales are trash. good to see you, pinch. >> today dining our restaurant critic reviews allison 18 which is the answer to the only two questions charlie sheen ever asks. that, -- na, na, na, pinch! will the election depend

on man's best friend? and is it worse to eat than not offer a seat? romney has been roughed up for strapping shamus, his dog torkts roof years ago. but now obama is in the cross hairs for dining on dog. on tuesday "the daily caller" pointed out in his memwior he talks about growing up in indonesia with his dad. quote, with lolo, i learned how to eat small green chile peppers raw. and away from the table i was introduced to dog meat, tough, snake meat, tougher, and roasted grasp -- grasshopper, crunchy. so obama ate a dog. but to be fair the dog never worked a day in his life. romney said his dog made a vacation trip in a carrier on a car roof. axel rod put this photo on

saying how loving owners transport their dogs. and now they used it on obama saying, in hien sight, 5* chilling photo. >> you know they taste delicious. dana, you are a dog lover or so you claim in your book, dana perino, dog lover. >> it is not a recipe book. >> should obama be impeached immediately for the disgusting , reprehensible behavior? >> if not that, then they should back off of the shamus story. what i would love is for many months -- actually years, the dog on to have the roof story of romney's car has been an under current of you don't think you could trust him

because -- because-- not becausf anything else, but because of this. i just love that the tables are turned a little bit. i was cracking up last night watching conservatives and they absolutely came up with the same lines i have seen. the white house will drop it now. >> there is no outrage involved. it is like, hahaha, we can shut up about the dog. would you say all of this stuff is all bark and no bite? >> greg, very cheeky of you. i think it is not a sign that americans are idiots. it comes down to who is caught in a michael vick jersey. i don't care how you treat your dogs. you love them and can put peanut butter on your zipper for all i care. >> you say that because you spill your sandwich and it falls and shaky hands. >> sloppy eaters often get peanut butter all over their zippers and perhaps all over their dog as well. my prediction is it will still say the romney on the roof ride was a legitimate story

because it is like cruelty. when obama eats a dog it is a distraction, correct? >> yes. and somehow a dog on top of the roof of a car is worse off than in your colon. that is not how loving dog owners transports their dogs. >> it is creepy. they are using the excuse, okay they do that. that is normal in this country. but so are beheadings and arranged marriages to 10-year-old cousins and things like that. this could be the least of the offensive things he did over there. >> i will say this though, we do eat cow and some some countries they don't eat cow. in someway, that's our cow. >> but we can't become leaders over there. you can't come from a dog eating country and be president of the united states. that's the way things work. >> bill, you eat dog down by the highway with hobo steve and hobo carl. i hope they are doing okay. but that's not by choice. >> no, they force me. it is a good point. when obama was there it was between the ages of 6 and 10

and so it should be up to the person who fed him to be up for criticism and not obama. and last i checked mitt was the head of the family, and he seemed to delight in the physical abuse of shamus. my question for you is, is it too early to impeach mitt romney? >> i think it is. >> one of the explanations from the romneys has been that shamus liked it up there. >> i agree. >> but dogs love to put their head out the window. >> i said this yesterday. >> well, of course. >> no, you are a dog lover. >> kids like rollercoaster rides. i grew up in wyoming. is it worse that your dog is in the back of a pick up going 60 miles down the highway and not in a cage and locked down? >> this is actually safer and more fun. i am willing to prove it by doing it myself. >> that's a great idea. >> that was a trick question. the answer is there are no cars in wyoming. >> you know what everybody is

missing and not to make light of it, but a snake and a grasshopper were also killed in this story, and nobody cares. do i have to say it? >> i am so glad you brought that up. >> where is the outrage? >> you are the moral center. >> i sure am. dogs are nice, but what about the grasshoppers. >> where is peta? somebody's dog is a grasshopper in some countries. >> and we are talking about the bug? or is there somebody training to be a kung fu master? that's worse. >> that is worse. right now we have to consider the health and well being of bo, the dog in the white house. nobody has seen or heard -- >> he is very nervous. they are making delightfully crunchy salads over there. >> chow chow main. >> well played. from lap dogs to rap gods shorks an assassinated ghost be showcased from coast to coast? according to "the "wall street journal"" the hologram of

tupac-shakur may be going on tour. indeed dr. dre, an actual doctor and snoop dogg are reportedly in talks to drag the corpse of their pixel lated pal to an arena near you. according to the chief creative officer of the company who created the abomination, quote, this is not archive value footage. this is an illusion. dre has a massive vision for this. kind of a waste of a quote. speaking of massive visions. afterwards i guess something happens, and we just didn't have that in the tape. >> it was hideous. you didn't want to see it. >> jim, what do you make of this? this is an amazing idea, especially for someone like you who has to travel all over the country and perform. you could send holograms of yourself out. >> you know how great it would

be to do a "red eye" without showing up? >> tell me about it. that was an insult, wasn't it? >> i just meant for the travel. i get so car sick. i think it is great. >> me too. you can trademark your hologram and send your hologram out to do the crap you don't want to do. steven, does this mean everyone from elvis to jim morrison to kurt cobain, who ever he is, will now go on tour again? is that a bad thing? >> i would say it is not. can we start calling tupac black elvis right now? i had a gig at the mgm the night he was shot, and little did i know that would be the beginning of his career. especially in the hip hop community the violence can come back and the holograms can shoot each other and nobody gets hurt. >> it eliminates violence. this is a great idea. dana, as a massive tupac fan you have the tatoo on your back that says thug life forever. what are your thoughts on his res resurrection? >> i didn't even know he was

dead. actually i didn't know who he was. i kind of heard about him. this reminds me about what you said about the future of the word and -- world and the future of the internet. if all you have to do is sit at home and send your hole gram to do -- hologram to do stuff for you, what are we doing here? >> and then if the future the holograms will create their own consciousness and then communicate and turn against us and kill us. right? >> this is the massive illusion we were talking about. >> i am telling you this is going to happen. >> this is actually freaky. everybody should be worried about their job. >> i think so too. hole raw grams don't eat, they don't complain. >> environmentalists will love it. >> they don't poop. >> i don't do all three of those things. >> but bill, your hologram still smells. >> i wish my hologram would put me out of my misery. >> am i the only one who was not impressed? i felt he was video game looking. george lucas could have done a

10-time better job. he could have given him a vaguely racist accents. i prefer to cul -- call him buff elvis. >> from you rich and famous and get arrested your hologram can serve time for you. not a bad idea, right? and i said this last night, military, gao and invade a country with a half a million troops when only you have 20. you freak them out, just freak them out. >> here we go with more inequality. president obama will never go for this. if you are rich enough you can afford to send your hologram to jail -- or to pay your taxes are you not doing your time. we are going have further divisions in the country. >> >> i demand my free hologram. >> it is just a movie about tupac. they are going to watch a movie dance. >> i think this is a step into

something completely different. who would you want? >> dirk bentley. >> and you would have him hang around you all the time? >> come to my birthday party and have a concert. >> this is it. i'm telling you, people will pay to have your hole hologram perform at their birthday party. >> and then we can turn them off after five minutes as they hired a pig. from holograms to snorting grams. were they doing blow while protecting bho? the staff at the hotel where the secret service scandal went down says members of the president's group was doing coke. this guy said he was among the hotel employees who went to an agent's room during the mess saying, quote, the room was littered with two whisk key bottles. how is that littered? and there what is a line of white powder i believe to be cocaine that was on top of a round, black table in the room. come on, that's baby powder.

meanwhile the mayor doesn't see what the fuss is about. as far as his city is concerned, it doesn't bother people at all. first because adults were involved, and second because here it is normal. you know what is not normal? spider cat being spider cat. use the door next time, spider cat. bill, the real crime in your hind, leaving that line unused. >> of all of the shows we have done this is the first time you have come to me for a question. it is the cocaine-related one. hi, mom. i would say -- first of all, there are updates here. we found out that the justice department released the fact that one person has been forced to retire from the secret service. two others have resigned. all three are going to couples counseling. >> that's beautiful. >> a lot of people aren't aware of that. >> and possibly rehab. >> jim, we were discussing

this in the green room. the update was the prostitute was promised $800, and then the guy offered her $25 the next morning. you filled me in on what happens in these countries. you have been doing research. >> i have, but i have been to brazil. when you go to these hotels and you bring a young lady friend. a young lady friend, she leaves her driver's license at the front. and you can't have more than one girl up. that's to protect you. that's so you don't get robbed or smashed over the head and the next morning she has to be out by a certain time. i have brought home a couple of young lady friends that i met, but their id wasn't right, and the hotel will not let them in. they say sir it is for your protection and your safety. >> that was in a dark period of your life. >> a beautiful young lady, oh your name is john? who knew? >> isn't that weird you have to have an id as a young lady in brazil or columbia to go upstairs, but you don't have to have an id to vote in this

country. >> that would be racist. >> it would be. >> well simply because most people down there are getting prostitutes and they don't want the tourists to get hurt. that would be bad. >> it is a business now. why can't we have cool mayors like they have? >> our mayors don't have to kill their way to the top. this guy shot everybody. there were no elections. and the secret service guys are confused. you can get a columbian hooker for $30 and free delivery. >> it was so much cheaper. on amazon they #r* new or used. >> you can actually watch them making the prostitute on-line before they bring it to your door. >> the kindle edition of the hooker works. >> nobody knows you are using the hooker because it is on the kindle. dana, i am con us food. isn't this really obama's fault in the since that he okayed the trip and it is like

sending your kids to the public pool and saying no swimming? >> or sending your teenagers to mazatlan for graj wigs and saying i had no idea there was going to be tequilla. this coupled with the gsa story and other things, the government not having their eye on the ball and focusing on your re-election, that will hurt him worse. i don't think anybody will blame president obama for this. but it is a lack of trust in the institution of our government. it chips away at it. >> i think columbia is on a fine place to go on a vacation. what a great public service place. >> i'm telling you that the promotional campaign for bachelor parties could never equal this. this is where you go. i don't want to snorkel. i don't want to go on a tour

of old buildings. >> snorkeling cocaine, not too shabby. >> that's the conspiracy that one of our co-hosts on "the five" could get behind. he may bring it up tomorrow. >> he gets behind a lot of things, i might add. is it true being adorable hides a blood lust for violence and mayhem? we discuss dana's new book "i am the devil's spawn and i will devoure your soul" it was in the book of the month selection. congratulations. and has rebecca black has been rebecca blacked? that question makes no sense to cat.

it has gone viral like

kony. i speak of hot girls blazing a trail across the internet. it is a duo called double take. weep for humanity, weep for humanitiers. >> ♪ look at me and tell me the truth sthoat ♪ what do you do ♪ ♪ when people don't know what we go through sthoat ♪ they see may blonde hair, blue eyes and class ♪ ♪ but they don't know i have a really big heart ♪ ♪ don't get me wrong ♪ i know that i'm hot ♪ but textbook perfection sthoat. ♪ ♪ takes a lot. ♪ girls call me names ♪ like i can't be tamed ♪ hot girls have problems too ♪ ♪ we are just like you ♪ except we are hot ♪ the world needs to open their eyes ♪ ♪ and realize ♪ we're not perfect

♪ sometimes we lie ♪ i got the look i've got the butt. ♪ smote. ♪ but those things don't make me a ♪ ♪ ♪ girls say i am conceited ♪ on behalf of all hot girls ♪ ♪ those comments aren't needed ♪ ♪ just because i'm pretty ♪ i have to be dumb ♪ i just wanna have fun >> whoa. >> i know. you parentally hot girls have problems. unaware of the problems, but some wonder if the girls did this video as a joke. but fuse.com says they are california teens who, quote, just wanted to do it for fun. also a disclaim oater youtube page -- disclaimer says they did not produce the words. they produced it to a younger sibling of one of our friends. recently i made a music video. it is sort of a hobby of mine. check it out.

>> i was really impressed. bill got into the whole thing. dana, something tells me you hung out with this crowd when you were young? >> i can't imagine why sara pay pay -- sarah palin said coming on this show would be bad for her career. that's remarkable. those two are definitely candidates for my minutemen forking program which is like speed dating, but mentoring for women to further their careers. they would be excellent candidates, and i hope their parents don't have youtube or internet access. >> i think that is wonderful you are offering your services for free. >> well, no. i didn't say that. i said they were candidates and they have to apply and i will charge them up the you know what.

>> jim, is this an awesome new low for humanity? >> no, it is important, greg, because as a hot girl i find people think i am different than i am going to be. >> how often do you pose as a hot girl on craigs list? >> fairly often. w seeking m. this stupid song will get stuck in my head though. that's it is problem. you can't get the song out of your head. >> it is amazing. why is it, cruiser, that when something is really, really bad you actually like it? like that is the worst thing i have ever heard, but i have watched it like 13 times. >> who wants to watch people in the world better than them? nobody. there is a superiority complex that kicks in. my daughter will never grow up to do that. although i am watching it again. it is a failure of parenting. the upside, on youtube they are doing that and then 15 years ago they were doing porn and they would have been found

at a bus station doing porn. where is humanity better? >> that's a positive way to look at that. although maybe they wouldn't have done either, and now they have that on the resume forever. when they look for a job somebody will say, i can never hire that person. that person is annoying. bill, you consulted on this video. will it ultimately be embraced the way rebecca black's was. >> i was the limo driver. it ends with me getting a dui. it is not a good example. i would say that listening to all of you people is exactly what the video is all about. >> that is true. >> you are proving their point. hot girl problems number 522. hatas like all of you. >> hot girl problems are real, and we should not make light of them. i am kind of ashamed. i am ashamed at myself. >> may i say something positive? clearly they didn't use auto tunes. >> they could have.

>> how many times did you watch that cain arcade video? >> one because it was nine minutes long. >> that i watched seven times. i watched that heartwarming one as many times as you have watched this one. >> that's true. it is hard to warm my heart. it really is. >> they will be analyzing this one for years to come. >> that bye-bye miss american pie song, that is nothing. >> i always wondered about the chevy in the levy. >> it was supposed to be levy in the chevy. it was about andy levy going to are a road trip, but then he sued. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at fox news at red eye.com. or call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. i don't care. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by workout. the sessions of strenuous

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let's see if we have gotten anything wrong. how are you andy? >> i'm good. i can't see anything in my

prompter so can't see any of you. >> well i want to say are you doing a good job. >> thanks. i can see you on the monitor in the side. i hope somebody in the control room can fix this. in the meantime, obama eats dog. you think the white house will drop the shamus thing now. technically it was not the white house pushing that story, right? >> yes, they have. >> have they? >> absolutely. this is their daily diet. mitt romney is rich. mitt romney's dog is on the car. and mitt romney is a mormon. these are the three things. you can see the sub blip national messages in everything they say. >> are you saying they are using dog whistles? >> yes. it is an obama eat dog world. >> nice. >> i think are you wrong. i don't think they will drop the shamus story. >> diane sawyer didn't drop it. she got to interview the romneys on monday and that was her first question. not how are you going to create jobs? what is going wrong? how will you turn things

around? it was why did you let your dog ride on the roof of the car? they have five boys. >> five gorgeous boys. >> i am glad we are leading the show with it. >> absolutely. cruiser, you said people are using the it's normal in that country excuse. here is the thing. it is actually not that normal in indonesia. indonesia is predominantly muslim and they don't eat dog which raises the question, how can obama eat it? >> you just wept -- went muslim. >> i sure did. the point is, in all seriousness, it is not common in indonesia except nonmuslim -- >> i should have googled that. i just wanted to say something disparagingly. >> i did say you can't come from a dog eating country and be president of the united states. if that's not in the constitution, it should be. >> do they eat dog in kenya? >> can yaw dig it? >> wow.

by the way, credit and/or blame should go to the daily caller who pointed out the dog eating line. >> it was a great find. >> tupac hologram tour. greg, you said dr. dre is an actual doctor it is a turns out? >> yes. >> she not licensed to practice medicine in any state, mainly because the american medical association refuses to admit the funk cannot only move, it can remove. >> i let him operate on me. >> i bet you did. jim, you said you think this is a great thing the hologram touring. but do you worry that people will start to go to see holograms of lenny bruce. they won't see younger comics coming up? >> no, that's what i will be doing. i want to see me, my ill fitting sweater. i have the b cups and that's why i am leaning forward.

>> now i feel really bad. >> you can get your hologram sculpted. >> you never have to lose weight. >> you would never have to go to your core fusion class. >> i would still go. >> of course because you are crazy. >> it is a cult. >> yes. brut it would be the reverse dorian gray where you stay home and get fat, but the painting is out there getting hotter and hotter. i just came up with a jim carrey script. it is that easy. jim, call me. >> can somebody else do it? >> who is the new jim carrey? that fat guy with the beard. >> that guy is great. >> seth rogan? >> he is a funny man. dana, you didn't know tupac is dead. he is not. tupac lives. >> which is great. now i am right. >> i would like to know president obama's fight for

keeping the holograms out of here and taking the jobs? >> i am not sure. the campaign riel get back to us. >> secret service. we should point out the new york source saw a powder in a room. it was not especially definitive especially when he thinks it can be littered with two whisky bottles. i think he was referring to susan powder, the fitness trainer. >> i thought hement the guy -- thought he meant the guy with the fork sticking to his fingers. >> i think you were on to something. i think it probably was baby powder. those dealers were trick ear. >> maybe you were just watching the movie "powder."

i don't even know what i am talking about. i think it is how it is measured. >> cruiser, if you got amazon time you can get a prostitute for i think, what, $30? >> it is actually $29.99, but i round ut. >> but it is a two-day delivery. >> you can put an order in advance. >> on a friday does that mean saturday, sunday, monday and tuesday? >> and then you have the whole weekend. you don't have your columbian prostitute. >> dye gnaw was helping us -- dana was helping us order hookers. >> i mean the sunscreen you order. >> you say this was not obama's direct fault. is it his indirect fault? >> isn't everything? let's be honest, there is only one person to blame, george w. bush. it is definitely his fault.

>> because under him -- let's try to do this. car tau hain yaw flourished as an economic power. i tried. >> under president bush it did -- something changed in the regulations and it says this would be out of hand. that's why the people are resigning. >> i am biting my lip to stop from making a joke here. >> that's why my attempt at humor fell so flat i was thinking of the other joke. >> dana, dana, dana. >> you said all this is doing is pointing out that columbia is a fine place to go on vacation which may be true. but buzz feed is an article pointing out that the tourism is run by the former members of t trugru cartel and the prostitution and drug dealing with intimately linked. by paying the prostitutes, the secret service agents are

actually supporting the drug king pens. >> i am trying to think of something that would deter me from getting a prostitute. it doesn't matter to me. i would rather them get it than some creep on wall street. >> i don't do drugs. i am sober. >> and congratulations. >> i just wanted to get my message out there. >> a small, tiny part of you is a role model. >> i always bring up the fact you are happy. >> i realize how unhappy you people would be if i wasn't. >> they are crying and throwing up in the restroom. >> we do that anyway. >> hot girls video. 570,000 hits at the time of the taping.

and a blogger who has a good reputation when it comes to this says it is a joke. >> it is not a joke if it is not funny. >> it is an unfunny joke. >> and they had jokes within the video. if it was a joke they would make jokes within the jokes. >> it was a joke in the sense that they know it is awful, and they wanted to see if they can make it go viral. >> the idea itself would be a joke. they thought it was better. >> even if they thought it was a joke they think it is hot. the 570,000 views has been like 568,000 have been from the computers. >> it is amazing that this country has galvanized and split down the middle over whether that song was on purpose or not. >> it is true. there will be a press conference tomorrow. >> actually a facebook message from a woman claiming to be one of the girls's moms says, quote, they will start talking tomorrow, but any interviews

need to go through us, the parents, first. >> where were they the other night? >> wouldn't it be great if their parents were really ug lie? ugly? >> cruiser, you said this video is watched because who wants to watch somebody do something better than them? >> who goes to sporting events anymore? i like to watch people worse than i am do things. that's why i love the internet so much. >> you should watch me drink. >> have i video. >> i have a thought. i think the company may be the audio technology who own auto tune. i think this is their way of saying, we are not that bad. >> thinking about this a lot. if you didn't want people to do things better, porn would have no audience. that's why i watch porn. not everybody gets booed when

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robots? well, two new zealand researchers -- are there any other kind -- have given mechanical sex new meaning. sex tourism lies lies in row bow prostitutes. one is a futurist and the other is a sex olost, ie, not a real job. they say horny travelers will pay thousands for services like massages, lap dances and initter course from sexy sex

pots. the club provides a range of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicities, body shapes, languages and sexual features. and they would eliminate std's and the guilt ofettett chewing on a parter in. of cheating on a partner. clearly this is something called -- >> lightning roooouu nu nnnd. >> jim, does removing the risk from this behavior remove the thrill for you? >> that's a very, very salient p oi nt. that would be replaced by a robot saying, don't get that in my hair. >> talking about money. i am helping you, editors. >> dana if it stops sexual flavor, you must be on for this. >> last time i was on here you said you would keep it clean.

this month we had four stories about zeks. sex. one of the things that is brilliant is how you put these together. the secret service would appreciate sex tourism. if they have a top secret clearance, they don't have to worry about it. they don't have to worry about playing. who will complain about a few dollars afterwards? they are not going to embarrass the president of the united states. robots never talk. steven, if you have sex with a robot, is it cheating? >> 15 hooker stories in one show is the only time you can have two comics on and have it considered an expert panel. >> it is only cheating if you left your hologram at home tied up and you said you are going out for a quick bite to eat and then came back. now we have the hologram, the sex and either way the beauty of them both is you don't have to inflate them. >> you are right. when i have you on the show i make a point to have normal

shows and it never happens. >> you don't just talk about political news. outside of that, this is all people are talking about. this is the only thing that makes news. >> that is true. bill, my guess is sex robots and sex roberts, my personal trainer, will not have sex with you. >> i pulled something thanks to sex robert. he is not a good class. everybody says this is supposed to be safer. hookers, the only thing you need to do when you are with them is get some penicillin. if you are with a robot they could go berserk and eat your face. has anyone seen terminator? this scares the crap out of me. >> all technology will break down. you don't want it breaking down in the heat of passion. then you have to call people to have the untangled removed. >> they have hookers everywhere. >> i don't want that. >> there is no excuse. just unplug. >> we have to take a break.

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diego are offering a channel for dogs. it is an eight-hour block of programming shot from a canine's perspective, designed to keep your mutt relaxed and stimulated while you are at work. that is really important as you know, jim. the company says they even muted the colors and altered sounds and added music and it is written for dogs. a huge favorite is huey lewis. you have a dog arriving in mere weeks. his name is jasper. >> i had a henry for 14 years and he passed away a month ago. >> would you order this for jasper? >> i did a little investigation about this story. come to find out that this is a secret joint venture of gutfeld-schulz-levey. they need more video for their show, "red eye." they have run out of cute an will mall videos so you create they had as a ruse and now you

are pitching it which is interesting. i am glad i uncovered this. >> you will hopefully get more individual yores of dogs staring at you. >> i just find it interesting of all of the stories i did today this is the one you investigated. >> i knew you had hookers and holograms covered. >> that's true. >> jim, what if my dog is smart and likes to watch "law and order"? isn't this insulting to him? >> i don't know, greg. i don't know if i like a dog channel or not. i am so desperate that i will pitch a show there? i will just bark and dance. >> is would be called people's knees. and it would be all kinds of knees. >> different dogs using me as a high drant. >> -- hydrant. >> there is a website for

that. >> and won't a pervert watch this and pretend are you a dog? >> sheltie has a whole different meaning in my world. >> i don't know what that menses. what that means. >> my dog feels guilty, and they want to be entertained. >> bill, you have mange and you can have the mange tips. >> is that what happened to your hair? >> yes, this is a problem. this is easy. you don't even need the head of programming. all you need is one show and one show only called other dogs butts and let your dog sniff the screen for 24 hours. dogs are dumb. >> call msnbc. >> that was the joke of the night. there was a latest piece of art work. there was a painting by andrew

breitbart. all of the money and the bid will go to the trust fund for breitbart's four children. we closed the biding and it will go to kendra who bid $3,000. congratulations. i will contact you soon so we can mail the painting to you. if you want to make a donation to help andrew's kids checks or money orders to breitbart's fund. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy.

i will see uh here tomorrow for "the five." tomorrow we have return appearances from chris barron and lori rothman and kevin williamson.

time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up jie. where will you be? >> charlotte, north carolina bringing the closing remarks. >> what is going on in cinncinati? >> i will be at the funny bone counting empty chairs in a humiliated fashion thursday, friday and saturday. >> excellent. >> dana, i hear you will be on jeopardy? >> yes, i was asked to be a part of the power players it is called, and so i am going to play for a chirr tee called -- charity called pets to vets. it helps them get hooked up with a rescue animal. and when believe -- and believe it or not not kareem abdul jabar. >> i think i would make a great pet. >> back to you. >> i am excited. when do i get to see this? >> it is going to air the week of may 14th.