wire.com. there is an open thread up. keep it here on fox news channel, the most powerful name in news, we'll see you on greta wire.com all weekend. go there. prime time on fnc. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> illegal -- racial episode. a way of legitimizing violence against a particular group of people because of what they're. that's the definition of a hate crime. >> bill: now the far lefts is if you describe illegal aliens as illegal, you are submitting a hate crime. insane? we'll have the inside story. >> this is obama's five day visit to spain in which he traveled aboard a government-owned 757 has raised a lot of eyebrows at home. >> bill: a watchdog group says the first lady's trip to spain last year cost nearly a half million dollars. was it worth it? we'll give you the facts. >> he admits to strapping his dog to the roof of his car for

a 12-hour trip to canada. >> bill: also tonight the dog people are mad at mitt romney but they are also mad at president obama. who wrote he may have eaten a dog. we'll have the latest on this dog-eat-dog campaign. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. captioned by closed captioning services, inc. captioned by closed captioning services, inc. >> bill: i'm bill o'reilly, thanks for watching us tonight. the left in america getting nervous. that's the subject of this evening's talking points memo. talking points believes doubt is coming into play as far as president obama's re-election campaign is concerned. with the polls showing the president is pretty much tied with mitt romney and most americans feeling dissatisfied with the direction of the country, even the president's most ardent supporters are on edge. there is a very good chance mr. obama will lose the

election and the bad economic today underlines that opinion. lou dobbs will have more on that later. i'm sensing desperation on the part of the committed left public. if president obama is defeated so is their agenda. the country will move sharply to the right under a romney administration. if the democrats lose control of congress, they will be on the run for two years. we are beginning to see strange things happened on the left. here is one of the strangest. on april 10th the web site move on posted the video with the headline wondrous word we hear all too often on fox news. and what is that dangerous word? roll the tape. >> calling a person illegal takes away their humanity. we can join our voices to ask media government to drop the i word now. it derails real conversation about immigration and human rights. >> illegal aliens are in the country, including many murderers and rapists. >> it's racially charged, legally inaccurate. morally wrong.

>> illegal, racial epitaph. a way of legitimizing violence against a particular group of people because of what they are. that's the definition of a hate crime. >> we can stamp out this. no human something illegal. let's drop the i word. >> bill: okay, fine. the far left doesn't like the word illegal when attached to illegal aliens. yes it's crazy but no it's not a big deal. however it's predictable. talking points believes racism, antireligious stuff and politics will be introduced into the campaign by the left thereby diverting attention away from the economy. nothing wrong agenda. free express pressure is what the country is all about robust debate makes us stronger. there comes a point when americans must decide who is really looking out for them in the common sense department. and that's the memo. now for the top story tonight, reaction. with us know -- moniqa drop the i word. you are from he will have a is a door. did you come here illegal

yourself. >> no i didn't, actually. >> you were illegal alien yourself. >> no, but that's not what i'm here to talk about. >> bill: we have to define how are in addition to what you believe. >> i came here as a war refugee. >> bill: from el salvador. >> my family all easily got papers. >> bill: so you have papers and you were here because of the -- you know i covered the war and actually, when you left el salvador in 1982 i was there getting shot at. so i know what you were going through and i'm happy you are here. >> i'm happy i'm here, too. part of the drop the i word legacy is picking up where immigrants started doing immigrant rights work in the 1980s, during the sanctuary movement. telling their stories and putting humanity on the front burner. making sure that our laws were humane. it's the same thing we are doing now. >> bill: we don't have a beef with your intent. you came here legally. you went through the process and now you are trying to help other people do the same thing. we applaud that but you are

misguided in the sense that you feel that using the description illegal alien, which i do all the time, by the way, is somehow wrong. it is a crime to enter the united states illegally. it is a federal crime. so, we're a nation of laws here. we define the laws on the books as they stand so i'm ♪ committing a hate crime why saying illegal aliens are just that. >> we are a nation of laws. we respect laws but we also respect humane laws. we have also seen in the past that laws that weren't humane have been changed. >> bill: then work to change them. don't demonize people who are accurate in the description as using a slur or using a hate word because that's not true. >> it's funny that you say that its inaccurate. i think that, you know, we can take a page from fox news latino who doesn't use the i word at all who has the policy that they will not join the bandwagon of people

dehumanizing immigrants and using this language. >> bill: but i don't think i'm doing that i don't think i'm dehumanizing anybody by describing what the reality is let me ask you a couple questions about your belief system. do you believe we should have open borders here that anyone who comes to the united states should be able to come. >> i think what we should be doing right now and looking at the reality. >> bill: you know, with all do respect, ms. novo what you did is just dodge. >> as workers. >> bill: you dodge the question and now you are filibustering. those are two things we don't allow on the program. i will rephrase the question. do you believe in open borders that people should be able to come to the united states without any impediment? yes or no? >> i believe that our laws should get modern. >> bill: so i'm going to put you in charge. i'm putting you in charge. you are in charge of modernizing or changing the law. >> um-huh. >> bill: the immigration law would be under your regime? >> i think that the first thing that we need to do, which is why we are doing the

drop the i word campaign is to put human beings at the center of this conversation. >> bill: that's the law put human beings at the center of the conversation. i disappointed you. you are the czar. tell the people what you want. you're the czar. what is the law on immigration? under your regime? >> a humane law looks like. >> bill: what is it. >> a person who is undocumented, an undocumented worker, a worker being able to move about in a way that will allow for them to provide for their family. >> bill: does everybody get that status? everybody who wants it? you haven't even thought this out,ness novoa. you have not even thought this out. with all due respect because i appreciate you coming in here. you come in here with a very hot campaign, all right? run why a -- by a far left web site. demonizing people like me accurately telling the people what's happening and you don't even know what you want. you don't know what the. >> fox news latino agree with

us. >> bill: i like fox news latino. >> drop the i word. the i word is racist. it's not language that is accurate. >> bill: i'm not a racist. i'm just reporting what's happening. people are coming here and they are not just latino. they are asian, they are russian, they are everyone. and they are coming here and crossing our borders illegally therefore they are illegal aliens. i'm not a racist. i'm not trying to hurt anybody. i'm trying to tell the people the truth. but i have to say i'm very surprised that i gave you the opportunity to define for millions of people what you want the law to be and you can't. >> we're here to talk about the i word today. >> no, you are here to talk about what i want to talk about. this is my program. >> while the impact -- while the intention may not be, you know, racist, while people may not intending to be racist. people are being impacted every day in their lives. piner are being bullied. children are being bull idea. there was a case of a man in long island who before he was stabbed to death, the kids,

that murdered him said, hey you illegal, you mention can, you n word. >> bill: that's terrible. >> you come here and take our jobs. >> bill: i'm going to take the last word from you. >> racially charged language and it's imprecise. >> bill: one of the reasons i want a very disciplined, fair, illegal or legal i don't want stuff like that happening. we approach your point of view. michelle obama's trip to spain cost half a million dollars. was that a legitimate expense? we'll talk about it. a new course in harvard called understanding obama. with the spark cash card from capital one, sven's home security gets the most rewards of any small business credit card! how does this thinwork? oh, i like it! [ garth ] sven's small business earns 2% casback on every purche, every day! woo-hoo!!! so that ten security gators, right?

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>> bill: impact segment tonight, the watcher dog group judicial watch has uncovered the expense of to the taxpayer of michelle obama's trip to spain in 2010. using the freedom of information act estimate the cost of the trip to be half a million dollars as mrs. obama spent half a day in spain. will not reveal the exact number citing security reasons which is kind of strange after the fact. joining us from boston a commentator on radio and new england cable news in for leslie marshall tonight and from fort worth, texas radio talk show host gentleman mean turner. what say you? >> well, i believe that, think

of this scenario, americans are struggling, the head of the household. the husband and wife, they are being hounded by and bullied by creditors, they are unemployed. they can't afford the gas and the head of the household says, honey, why don't you go take a vacation to spain. and i think that obama -- president obama is the collective, is the head of the collective body of people and so is his wife who represents that. to take this vacation when americans are struggling especially with 2010 unemployment and the debt and the bullies being bullied by country incentive and lacks compassion and he is the steward of the people's money. >> bill: you think it's incentive in the climate that we live. how do you see it? >> well, i choose to look on the brighter side of both of you. i think as long as there is no public billing dispute between the secret service and the local vendors as we call them in spain, we should be happy.

as long as there is no scandal we don't know. >> correct. would have been better if michelle obama driven down to baltimore assuming bo the dog was not on the roof and stayed in motel 6. when you are in the most stressful environment of the earth fish bowl of all fish bowl whatever you need to do to release fine with the american people. >> bill: i'm not sure the american people are going to buy that jim. janine's point is. this we are living in very very precarious times where a lot of people are suffering. we expect our leadership to be sensitive to that suffering. we have $16 trillion debt and you run up a half million, all right, by going to spain. i mean, i don't mind the first lady going to spain and having five days off, i don't. but i think that she should not have taken the entourage that she should have done it as economically as possible. now, she did one thing, one thing she met with spain's royal family juan carlos and

queen sophia and miorca which is not a bad place to meet with. they it's pretty nice. so, all in all, this is what happened on this trip. and i want both of to you comment we will start with you. this is what happened. it was a five day junket where michelle obama and her youngest daughter, i think it's sasha, right? they got tours of a beautiful country, spain, i have been there. it's a great time. they went down to the beach. they had a great time. and they brought some of their friends along with them. they, themselves, reimbursed the government for about 2%, 3% of the cost. but, using secret service, and air force one and all of that, racked it up to a half million. in this kind of a climate, broady, i bet you 80% of the public sees it as excessive and unnecessary. can i tell you probably in the short-term you are right, bill. can i use up my self-imposed limit of republic quotes it's

the economy and we're not stupid said mitt romney. this is a symbol. we all agree it's a half million buck. mitt romney is on othe wrong side. the 4 billion-dollar oil subsidy. >> bill: you are pointing to bad behavior. you are going out of the zone. you know we don't do that here. >> no, no. bill, since this is a symbol. i'm not suggesting there is not some pain on this thing. when judicial watch people compare this for example they said to the gsa the general service administration thing, which is really a bunch of rogue, potentially criminal bureaucrats. one guy -- >> bill: i don't see it to you it's not that level. i don't see it that level at all. i think it was an insensitive move as janine said. >> i agree. >> bill: it's incentive. the measure public let's knock it off and let's respect our tax dollars because we're $16 trillion in debt. so, take your spain vacation but cut it as you said maybe one night in motel six. from the secret service surrounded and come on, they

get cable. i will give you the last word. >> president bush did something that was really commendable. this is what we expect of the head of the household of the collective family. when we entered into our wars into afghanistan in iraq. he never played another round of golf. i think we need that sort of compassion. a lot of americans are struggling and out of work. we owe some people around the country so much money. it's just not the time. it's not proper. it's not compassionate. >> bill: good debate you guys. braude i have got to go. it's not a telethon. i only have 6 minutes. we appreciate you both. it was a good debate. thank you. new course at harvard called understanding obama will launch next year. we will talk with the professor in charge. and then lou dobbs on the bad economic data today. and the cia guy who ordered and the cia guy who ordered waterboarding speaking out on i'm gonna take allison jenkins to the senior prom in this.

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>> bill: personal story segment tonight, harvard law school professor charlesologytree will teach a new course at harvard called understanding obama. is he a friend of the president. he joins from us boston. can i enroll in this i'm an alumni. can i get up there and get in this class? continuing education. >> we would love to have you. it's not a new case. i taught in 2008 before obama was elected president. i talked about mitt romney and talked about john kennedy and talked about obama in terms of religion. ironically i talked about elizabeth katy stanton who you may remember and susan b. anthony and freg frederick douglas about race and gender issues in politics in the 19th century. >> bill: what the point of the course, it's a small course. it's 1 credit. the point of it is to educate the students to what? >> it's not a course. it's a reading group. so the students voluntarily decide if they want to take it

reoffer several hundred of these reading groups on every subject under the sun. and the whole idea that students can decide to take it or not to take it. it's a voluntary course. >> if they take it, what are they going to get out of it? >> i think they are going to get a sense about how race, how religion, and how politics have influenced our country over the last three or four centuries. >> with the nexus being around president obama. is he going to be -- >> -- it's even earlier than that three or four sun centuries. katy stanton and susan b. anthony when they were debating whether the constitution and the rights are applied to women and former slaves and, of course, the 15th amendment helped former slaves but not women. >> bill: am i going to understand president obama after taking the course or the reading deal understanding obama? am i going to understand him? are you going to be able to. >> i think so. >> bill: i am. >> you are going to understand is he a multi-faceted guy. he has some flaws.

he has had some successes and a lot of failures. and is he no different from anybody else who has held that office. the reason it's unique is that you may remember that i was asked by norman groce back two years ago 2010 to write an essay for two reasons because they have a book that comes out every time there is a new election on a president who happens to be a lawyer. i knew barack obama as a student and he was the president elected in 2008. and i wrote this essay in 2009 and 2010 in the book. >> you are admirer of the president. >> i'm more an admirier. >> read you the quote. >> sure. >> president obama is a great man done a great job. is he going to get reelected in november. no matter what people say is he going to be the best choice. now, we respect that. you have annualized him from your point of view. you feel that he is doing a very very good job. but, when you come at it from that point of view, am i really going to understand the man because you really feel that is he a great man.

and others feel the exact opposite. >> i think you will understand for this reason. i have to tell i, i have received a lot of thoughtful emails. i will receive some tonight i'm sure after this show from people who watch the fox news and people who support glenn beck and hannity and yourself. but that's fine. the reality is that if you read my book, the presumption of guilt, the arrest of henry lewis gates jr. and race class and crime. i'm very critical of the fact that the president held the beer summit in 2009 and critical that he got involved in the local dispute between professor gates and sergeant crowley. and i say that. i say people criticize him. >> bill: i didn't see you are in the tank with him i say you admire him. i have been unfair to the president '. >> no. have you had some good interviews. >> bill: two interviews we did were very instructive i think for the nation. i disagree with his big government vision. i think i come at it almost the same way you come at it

you respect the president. from your life experience you feel is he doing a very good job and he has overcome a lot to get where he is i concur that he has overcome a tremendous amount to get in that position. his philosophy of government is expansive and the government should be involved in social justice. i don't think that works and the country can afford it. so -- >> -- i respect that. >> we're both respectful to mr. obama. and i think that's the way the dialogue and the debated has to go. we are respectful to him. >> it's more than that i'm respectful to mitt romney he was our governor he did a good job. he was the one that made this state have healthcare before it became a national issue. and i believe in obama cares. i know you drop that s off. i believe in obamas cares because i believe in the millions of people preexisting mental and physical challenges and they will get treatment under the healthcare plan. when this course is taught in 2013, like i said i taught in 2008 before he was president, it will reflect on how the supreme court decides

healthcare. it will reflect how toe decide immigration. all those issues, even the stimulus package. $187 billion. >> if the president loses in november then you have a real course. i mean a real thing about why and what happened and all of that. so what i want you to do sin variety me to be a guest lecturer one week. >> i just did. i want you to come. >> we'll kick it around. we appreciate you taking the time. >> open it up also in 2014 the class will be understanding romney if he is elected. cover that as well: we will still come get you, bill. >> bill: plenty more ahead as the factor moves along this evening. it's dog vs. dog in the obama campaign. we will tell you which campaign has the most trouble with canines. secret service may have been fooling around in he will value is a door as well as colombia. colombia. we hope you stay [ male announcer ] when this hotel added aflac to provida better benefits package... oahhh! [ male announcer ] it made a big splash with the employees. [ duck yelling ]

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year. and the homeland security committee in the house now expanding its investigation into the hooker scandal. here now with an update fox news anchor geraldo rivera. so, secret service announced today they are changing the rules for the agents when they abroad. >> a day late and a dollar short. here is the new rule. the secret service is barring agents from tearn foreign nationals back to their hotel rooms visiting quote non-reputable establishments and drinking alcohol within 10 hours of going on duty. obviously, all of this is in reaction to the burgeoning secret service scandal. >> bill: that means the secret service can't appear on your program anymore. [ laughter ] >> women and everything. at least not 10 hours before. >> bill: that's a good step. i have a feeling secret service agents cash sheared. nine of them now are out of there. >> maybe not. there will be a dozen at least. >> bill: these guys know the skeletons in the closets. i'm going to take a lot of

people down with me. now we hear will b. el salvador and other places that they went. both of us said in the beginning this isn't something that you just do once. >> all you have to do is correspond all those countries in which prostitution is legal with a presidential trip. i guarantee you every country where prostitution is legal, this conduct, this pattern of conduct will be discovered. el salvador now from march of 2011 has come up. strip clubs, prostitutes back to the hotel room. >> there is more. >> bill: here is what really got me today. the columbian ambassador to the u.s.a. lives in washington is demanding an apology from president obama. this is the way i see this we have ambassador silva is he teed off about the united states. i'm not sure what he is teed off about. we help the colombian economy because it's legal there. the girls are legal. we help them by hiring them

right, mr. silva, that's why you legalize prostitution so people can make money in colombia, i assume. the agents helped them. >> get in trouble with the colombians. can i bail you out. >> we gave publicity to cartagena as a party town. so now more tourists may go there. what does he want us to apologize for? >> you are obviously being sarcastic which i know it's a new phenomenon for you. cartagena is an ancient city with a 500 year history. they saw this now with far being contained with the bitter civil war over. they saw this as an opportunity to present the historical city of cartagena and coastal columbia in a. >> bill: they did very very vividly in the best possible light with all the girls ringing in the hotel. that's the best. this silva is a hypocrite. you know he. >> we have got hookers, too. >> bill: that's right. we are not demanding an apology from some foreign guys

who use them. >> we have hookers too. we have got plenty of our own. it was our people who were behaving badly. >> bill: you are making excuses for this guy? >> they are broken-hearted, bill. they saw this as their moment bull. tricksy got out there. >> talking about hookers. >> bill: looking anywhere but you broken hearted. you know who should apologize the secret service to the american people. they embarrassed the country. >> the woman is responded and she is demanding apology. >> bill: hooker wants apology. >> she was escort and not a prostitute. >> bill: sorry we ran down. >> hay dare you. it is a lovely country and has some of the most beautiful women. >> bill: get you a plane ticket and don't come back. >> i'm a happily married man. you can just dream. >> bill: further south to peru where joran van der sloot -- no it's chile. >> it's peru. he escaped to chile and went back to peru.

poor latin america is that the theme of this. >> bill: is he serving 28 years this guy. >> he got 28 years. >> bill: the u.s. wants to extradite him out of prison. why? >> because he is also accused of extortion of beth holloway for information as to the whereabouts of natalee holloway. so you have a situation where the united states is seeking to give justice to this poor woman. >> bill: do you think it's worth it. >> i absolutely think it's a horrible idea. we're going to take him, extradite him from peru where he is facing 25 years in a high andy's harsh prison, bring him back to a relatively cushy u.s. froifn serve time on extortion and then they will figure out some way to leave him there and then when his sentence is up and he is 45 years old then bring him back to face the music. >> bill: they have a hearing on this in peru. i agree with you. >> it hurts me so much to hear

you say that. >> bill: leave him there to rot. >> leave him there. is he exactly where he belongs. >> bill: geraldo rivera, everybody. >> is he a lying dog, anyway. >> bill: is he a lying dog. we needed that last comment. when we come right back, bad economic news today, obviously not good for the president. lou dobbs will run it down. the presidential campaign going to the dogs. mitt romney had a dog on top of his dog and president obama may have eaten a dog and he would are not kidding. >> get out of here. >> bill: yeah.

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>> bill: thanks for staying with us, i'm bill o'reilly. in the lowe's the boss segment tonight it. >> it's official, america now owes more money than the entire gross domestic product. in addition the nation's economy is growing 2.2% all of this very bad news for president obama. here now to explain it

economic legend lou dobbs. why should i care about the debt passing the g.d.p.? why -- what does that mean to me? >> it means there is less money available for private investment, less money to create jobs. and we are continuing to see this government just simply subsume our private economy. >> bill: nobody understands. i don't understand it. >> let me put iten iten it conte me some concrete thing why i should care. >> if we see interest rates rise another point or two. we will see the money necessary to service the debt rise to the same level as our defense budget. we will be spending on our indebtedness the same amount as we spend on defense. >> it's all about us owing money and running up the tab. that's what it is really -- it always comes back to the same thing. >> we spend far too much money in this country. we can't cover our debts. we have to print more money, actually physically print it to pay off our debts, all

right, and that diminishes our dollars, what we have in our wallet. it makes the value of what we have go down. >> and the price of oil, for example go up. every other product. >> the greedy sheiks say hey that dollar is not worth what it was three months ago, i will tack on another two so i can stay even. >> in the greedy world producing all those goods that we refuse to make for ourself. they keep wanting higher prices. >> don't pay it i try to buy american on everything now. you know? >> take a guess what percent of clothing in this country is produced overseas. >> 9 a%. >> very close. 96%. >> bill: you know how i know that? here is how i know that, dobbs, on bill o'reilly.com we get hats and shirts and all of that we used to have them made in america. we can't get them made anymore in america as quickly as we need them or nearly for the price that we can get them made in el salvador or china or india. >> that's rational economics. the fact of the matter is we are a debtor nation imper --

at this rate. the budget doesn't even envision us balancing the budget. paul ryan the great hero. >> bill: that's 10 years down the road. >> paul ryan called a great hero because he wants to fix the budget deficit and deal with the debt. his plan doesn't even begin to balance the budget until 2040. >> is he putting it up. not a great hero among the left war on poverty and all of this. 2.2% growth in the american economy. that's horrible, right? >> it's horrible compared to what is typically been the case in the years following deep recessions which we just had one of the worst in the country's modern history. but, it is still much better than what europe is going through. >> bill: we are better than portugal? that can be president obama's campaign slogan we are better than portugal. >> 2.2 is disappointing.

>> but, again, 2.2 beats the dickens of what we have gone through. >> bill: dickens. now we will shift the news topic mere. the head of the cia. not the head of the whole agency but the guy who was in charge of breaking the captured al qaeda new book out on 60 minutes talking about waterboarding, roll the tape. >> in is an individual who probably didn't give a rat's ass about having water poured on his face. >> he never believed for one second that you were going to kill him. >> no. let me just del you khalid sheikh mohammed would use his fingers to count the number of seconds because he knew that in all likelihood we would stop at 10. so, this doesn't sound like a person who is afraid of dying. >> if he is sitting there counting off he knows you are not going to kill him. >> i think the cumulative effect of waterboarding and sleep deprivation and

everything else that was done essentially got to him. >> bill: all right. so jose rodriguez, again, the cia guy who designed the and khalid sheikh mohammed did break. he broke. >> right. >> bill: so did the other guys. i think there were three others beside him who they waterboarded, all of them broke and gave information that saved thousands of lives. yet, the left still says -- president obama himself, torture, we don't do this anymore as a nation. besmirched our reputation around the world which i don't think is true. what do you say? >> i say what has besmirched our reputation is the fact that we remain in afghanistan 11 years after we went in. the longest running conflict in our history. that besmirches our -- >> bill: why? doing that to protect the afghan people. >> because we haven't won a decisive victory. we are right now, this administration providing a free passage to chicago to convene discussions. that makes us look like. >> bill: taliban? >> yeah. we look like abject fools.

waterboarding, what in the world is a former covert head doing talking about all of this? why do we have a cia that has to put up with a administration that gives detailed description of a mission to take out the leading terrorist in the world, usama bin laden? what happened to the idea of covert intelligence? what happened to it the idea of truly secret -- >> bill: you think all of this stuff is unnecessary and danging to the country. >> i'm not recommending that we string up a a terrorist by his feet and gut him publicly, but i am saying that we shouldn't even have to have a discussion. this should not be even be remotely. >> bill: if you have to protect the nation sometimes you have to. >> we have political leaders who would engage in this kind of discussion. >> bill: meaning immature latin word purile. >> excellent. catholic education pays off. >> bill: don't get too smart. >> that is impossible. you forget how are. >> bill: lou dobbs, everybody. dumbest things on deck. dog eat dog between obama and

romney literally. tell you about enormous dog scandal involving both

>> bill: back of the book segment tonight. dumbest things of the week. here is greg gutfeld. >> that was odd. >> bill: gutfeld is -- arthel is some place else. just me and gutfeld. it's a dog eat dog campaign. terrible line and cliche it's absolutely true. dog eating atrocities. start with president obama. what did he do? >> well, as a child, as it was shown in his book, dreams of my father. bloger actually went and read the book. proof that nobody actually read the book in there president obama actually talks about as a child eating a dog. as well as eating grasshopper

grasshoppers. >> bill: in indonesia. >> bill: that's where he was his mother took them there casual eater. no like they ate dog every friday like fish sticks. >> something to do. >> bill: people who don't like the president caught on to that and did this. >> barack obama wants to stay our president. but he has the dark secret from his past he admits in his book dreams from my father to consuming delicious dog meat. the daily caller.com says our president ate a damn dog. a dog against obama poll found 99.9% of americans are against the consumption of canines. should we have a president who admits to devouring man's best friend? all right. that was in response to mitt romney. >> exactly. >> bill: governor romney has a lot of children. we don't know how many. they keep coming out on stage. it's hard to calibrate. >> all wholesome kids. >> bill: he he take as vacation in canada.

but there is no room for the dog shamus in the dog. so shamus gets his own little dog thing. >> carrier container if you will. >> bill: they put on top of the car. roll the tape on shamus. >> mitt romney wants to be our president. is he listed in two animal cruelty data bases. he admits to strapping the dog to the roof of his car for a 12 hour trip to canada. pet abuse.com has cited him for neglect and abandonment. more than two thirds of americans say it was inhumane. should we have a president who isn't even qualified to adopt a pet? [ laughter ] >> terrible. >> bill: which is worse in which is dumber. >> obviously -- dogs love to stick their heads out the windows of a car. they would love to ride in a car in a nice safe compartment. so-called pet advocates don't understand the mind set of animals. animals love the wind. they don't like to be eaten. so i think in this case this has been neutered.

romney is safe. he doesn't have to worry about these stories anymore because obama is now the dog eater. dogs can vote you know who they would vote for? >> probably ron paul. >> no. tim pawlenty. but they can't vote so i guess the joke doesn't work. >> it didn't work whether they could or not. now there is video put out by two high school girls, 17 years old. 9 million people have watched this video. it has to do with their problems because they are so hot. go. >> hot girls we have problems, too. we're just like you ♪ except we're hot, humane hot,t ♪ open their eyes ♪ and realize ♪ we're not perfect ♪ sometimes we lie ♪ why can't you see ♪ you are all just like me ♪ we make mistakes ♪ we get in trouble ♪ now you know our hot girl's trouble. >> bill: i would put them on top of the car. i don't think i could ride

with them. they would be in their little compartment on there. >> here is the thing. they say it's the worst song ever. have you ever heard of maroon 5? much worse. >> bill: the jag gear song? >> it's awful. makes my ears bleed. you and i do a lot of charity work. it's time to get out of the orphanages and defend the plight of the hot women. they are the gandhi of hot people. we are going it laugh now. these people will be seen as icon in the future. >> bill: why do you think 9 million watching this. >> hot people are minority that are often, i don't know, treated badly. i know it happens to me in the halls. i go down there and people look at me dana perino shouts at me because she knows i'm hot. it's disgusting. >> bill: that's why she is shout at you. >> that's one of the reasons. the envy at fox news is palpable, bill. >> bill: the name of the segment, dumbest things of the week. greg gutfeld, everybody, reinforcing every week.

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>> you bet. >> excellent. and check out the no spin news, exclusively, only for p.m. members on bill o'reilly.com. we is have that every night for you. >> nothing. can't say anything, greg. just be nice. some people can't be reached. >> way to go, walter! nice job. pinheads & patriots. you may remember this iconic photograph, taken in times square, here in new york city, just after world war ii ended. it was a celebratory moment for the nation. singer carrie perry did this in

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