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>> bob: eric says obama -- that is it for "the five." log on facebook to see my answers to your question. we'll see you back here tomorrow. have i'm greg gutfeld. or just like sears, the guy who left something in the dryer. andy, what is coming up to tonight's show, old sport? >> and confusion is my epitaph. meet julia, the fictional woman who president obama says can take care of you your whole life. and the magazine "inspire" is out. greg? >> why does it always have to end with violence?
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>> that's the answer i was looking for. >> keep up the good work. >> i shall by telling you to go away. >> she knows stock tips like i know child bearing hips. i am here with liz mcdonald. and he knows rib ticklers like i know the french ones. i would like to welcome the first time guest, jim labriola. his latest cd is called "heart improvement. and he lists his dealer as a dependent on his tax returns, bill schulz. and he can kill you with a chimichanga. fyi, that's the name of his boomerang. diligence, the fine i can makers of diligence breath mints and diligence beagles. for all of your breath mint, bath soap and other needs, think diligence, diligence, we might kill you out of bore dom. and our new york times cory done spent -- correspondent,
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pinch. >> it is the secret walking papers he gave richard granel. here is a quote,. ♪ you didn't have to snoop so low ♪ ♪ i guess i didn't need the dough sthoat ♪ now you are just somebody i used to know ♪ ♪ now you're just somebody i used to know ♪ it is turning up the pop charts. >> i know, and i think we have to pay a royalty now. >> wonderful. >> yes, fantastic. and it will save you from strive for all of your life and help you behave from cradle to grave. that's the message of president obama's greatest campaign, "the life of julia." julia is a fictional or composite woman who tells us how it will happen from birth to old age. we start at age three, that's her and julia is enrolled in a
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head start program to help get her ready for school. and because of the program she is ready to learn. it also lets us know under mitt romney julia would probably die. the slide show follows julia through her life explaining how julia was helped by an obama program from college loans to health care and helping her become a web designer, a web designer, to having a kid and getting immediate do cay you are and social security. social conservatives found the whole thing delightful with human events. he sums it up this way. "what we are left with is a celebration of how a woman can live her life leaning on government initter venges, -- intervention, other people's money without hard work." and now the obama camp released video of julia at age baby. >> look behind you.
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>> whraw see thrg is the lion or whatever that was, a metaphor for the republican party who want to eat your children. i have to go to you. creepy. >> yes, really creepy. and throughout it you can just see that there is some weird owe bureaucrat who is straight out of china writing it. at the end did you notice what her career was as an old lady? working in a community garden. why not running a fortune 500 company? the tedious orgy of self- self-righteous behavior goes on. >> i love it. you should start as a community organizer and die as a community gardener. everything is about community. jim, welcome to the program.
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>> it is an honor to be here. >> it is an honor to have you here. >> you have beautiful people here. >> thank you. >> what are you doing after the show? >> he has no idea. he just got shingles. >> what the heck was that? >> what would you call this? >> i would call this moron nick in my neighborhood. what is that word? hypothetical. i wish i looked like you. >> we all do. >> it is amazing. my wife is blind. hypothetically i would like an obama thing. like an obama cartoon, and we call it be gone. we follow it for the next 40 years and you can see how this country goes down the tubes and we have an ostrich and we follow that, and the ostrich is the president and you can see the ostrich did a better job than what we have now. >> have i no idea. i have no idea.
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it was like a character out of a mobster film. you know i love those, baker. isn't it weird how there was no mention of her unemployment because of obama's socialist policies? >> congratulations also before i say something about that to jim for watching the show so often every show needs an ostrich reference. you covered that right out of the gate and that is good. my whole slide in this was the one where she turns 16 and can shag at will because she gets government condoms and birth control. i think it is pathetic. i think the idea we are celebrating the life of someone who basically can live off of the government and free government cheese and doesn't enjoy the rewards of hard work necessarily, it is sad. in a serious way, it is a really big view as to where we are going right now. >> and it is a bizarre alternative universe view of the world. the progressives in government
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are going to make you 100% safe. 100% of the time what is going on with the policies is he is creating a wayne's world nation of people who don't have jobs and they are going back to live with their parents. it will be like "wayne's world" living in the basement with the golden girls. >> is that a problem? >> bill, you were the model for julia. actually you were the actual model. you posed. her figure is based on your figure. what do you think of the work overall? >> they rejected me, actually. too feminine. >> too curvey. >> too curvey, yes, and coy. >> they prescribed you as flirty. >> what am i doing right now? look in my eyes. i am undressing you. oh, put that back on. i would say fi on you, baker for two points. have you worked at a community garden? it is difficult. those weeds are not going to root themselves. and fire you, number two, for
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being the only american to ever use the word shag. that is the fifth time i heard you say. it you are not austin powers. remember what country you are in. >> i will a dual citizen. >> can i make a point that this bridge that goes from birth starts at three years. the good news is she wasn't aborted. they didn't pay for abortion. >> that's because she didn't take full advantage of what the government had to offer. >> she could have been aborted. and she was 67 which means she runs into a death panel. >> she dies in the garden which then turns to compost. >> stan lee should write them. it would be more interesting. >> just to make it over the counter, get the government out of it. >> do you know how expensive condoms are? somebody is i can making money. >> is that why you reuse yours? >> i don't reuse them. from jewel to fool, it was meant to go viral.
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>> i didn't mean condoms. those are over the counter. i meant birth control. >> i know. >> i'm sorry. >> now have i to start over again. >> i don't have to use my condom dealer now in. >> no. >> can i talk about the story now? it was meant to go viral, but it went vial. pop chips has an ad with ashton kutcher after his portrayal that an indian named rod is racist. >> i am looking for the most delicious thing on the planet like kardashian hot. i would give that dog a bone. i was in a milking contest and i like snooky. this is a magical fellow given to me by a shayman. >> she only eats kosher.
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>> your waiting room is like a free show. >> after the media picked it up. indian-americans complained. they said, yes, you got us, we hate indians. they said they never meant to stereo type and we hope people can enjoy this in the spirit which was intended which is an unfunny ad. but later it was removed from pop chips page. the ceo apologized, quote, to anyone we offended. what does rock and roll horse think about all of this? >> actually the horse is now playing with maroon 5. it is an actual improvement over their crappy guitarist. you know what i mean. yes, i said it. baker, the ad was dumb. it wasn't funny. although were you giggling.
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>> first of all, i don't giggle. >> i know, but here is the thing. let me ask you a question rather than you interrupt me and take me off my train of thought. can't something be perceived as racist if the person himself was not thinking in a racist way. he thought he he he was doing an impression, but it is looked as racist. >> it is the perception that counts at the end of the day. i was laughing at this because i was thinking about how stupid that pitch meeting must have been where these idiots agreed to spend money on something as moron nick as this, to use one of jim's words from earlier, and i will throw this idea out there. anybody can develop this project. we should have a reality show where you follow a bunch of idiotic hipster ad people who try to sell stupid, idiotic ideas to corporate hipsters. and then we follow that process through. >> it is called "the pitch." it is on after "mad men."
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>> i thought this was all a subtle joke. >> no, i have to watch tv now. >> here is the thing. if something is like an impression, any impression off limits for a comedian? or is it okay to do it on stage, but it is not okay to do it in an ad. >> first, it is hollywood. they all have a little brown on their face, and it is usually their nose. write that down. >> you really need to write it down. >> it makes a short story longer. i'll be back. >> not with that material. >> are you lucky people know you. you are the best looking guy that ever killed people in my life. you -- usually people that kill people in my family are 300 pounds with a beard and they are women. anyway, you are starting to annoy me. i'm sorry -- >> answer the question.
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>> who do you think baker killed? >> i can find out. no, being in -- i am sick of this politically correct stuff and the ethnic stuff. i used to love to roast people and they made fun of each other. sammy davis, imagine him jumping up and saying -- he would be like -- >> great point. >> we are different and god made us that way. there are black, white, yellow, green, but get over this. who ever you are up there -- where is the camera? who ever you are out there, i am making fun of everybody. if you have a problem come to my show and we will talk about it. if it is funny, it is funny. he stunk. i will tell you the truth. even his mother was upset with him. i'm sorry, that's his ex-wife. >> which by the way he should get back together with. all of his problems started when he left demi moore. i want to ask you, no one has heard of pop chips.
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so could i -- could you argue that this ad was a success? >> in other words, even if it is negative it is great publicity? >> pop chips, i like it. they are like crunchy cake pops. but what i love about this story is the ceo comes out and says i'm sorry if we offended anybody. i think the only people they offended were the people with a sense of humor because it was so lame. but when you think about it people get too precious. i don't think people of the indian culture should be offended by this. i like the shot they made of the kardashians. it was a lame shot. >> but they had to story board this out and sell it. >> they had to water board it out? >> that is not funny at all. >> it will be brown paint and we will make him look like an indian and he will talk like an indian and you have these corporate monkeys going, that's a great idea. >> it is true. but the thing is ashton can do anything, and no one will tell him he is not funny. by the way, these things taste like dried contact lenses. have you ever eaten one on
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accident? i have. you drop it on the ground and you put it on your tongue to try to get it wet. >> ashton, if you are out there, that stunk. it was horrible. don't ever do it again. >> unfortunately he is currently having sex with three models. i am not even aware he knows what "red eye" is. but you take that, ashton. >> the people who complain did ashton and the company a favor to get it off. >> bill, have you been following ashton's careers and you even have restraining orders, so what is the fallout going to be? is his career over? >> his career is a new beginning. get away from the negativeness of him possibly being a racist and focus on how verse till an actor he is. did you see all the characters he did? he is a white eddie murphy, and yes i am talking about his preference for trans sexual prostitutes. allegedly! see, got you,
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ashton. take that. >> the funny thing about these accents, the people who are doing them always think that they are funny when they are doing them. they go like, i know i am doing this well and no one will say. >> he was studying -- he is a b version of sacha baron cohen. and he was over studying. >> do you think in 20 years people will look at "the sim simpsons" and say apu is racist? >> people will think it is a documentary. >> that is how they got him. they went to him and they said, we want to explore the whole ashton myriad. i want to you do this character and this character. and he said, i with will do an ad for pop chips. that's how they got him. >> that gave me a little indigestion. do you know what they are made of? they are made out of dead fathers. >> what? >> yes, dead fathers. >> i would like to try one of those.
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>> no, they are quite good. mike baker discusses his new book, you look pretty with your eyes closed, mr. hammer after the break. but first, should people be fined for public swearing? or more like high five, swearing rules, remember that kids watching at home.
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new documents have revealed a bunch of crap about it including he broke wind uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet. the rarely seen papers which are up for auction next week which i think mike is going to try to buy exposed the fondness for cocaine. bill?
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a doctor at the time noted the drug helped clear up his sinuses , great excuse, and his dosage had to be reduced after he became hooked on the stuff. sounds like something we must discuss in the -- >> lightning roooouuunnnnnddd. lightning round. >> baker, could i paraphrase "us weekly" and say he is just like us. >> what are you doing? >> i am looking for my story about hitler. i don't know much about the guy. >> do you have an opinion off the cuff? you were in the cia. something tells me you know something about him. >> i am in trouble now. >> it took 10 years to get bin laden. >> i don't necessarily understand the fascination with artifacts like letters and things from people like hitler. i know there is a market out there, a small one perhaps, of collectors. >> it is out here on the
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corner. >> exactly. i guess where i am going with this is i really have nothing to say about it. i couldn't get behind anything he did. i thought he was despicable. >> that is such a daring comment. you couldn't get behind anything he has done. are you ready for "the office"? i just want to come out and say what hitler did was bad. well, mr. baker, there is no hand clap for you. >> can i get this clear? all of the people that love hitler send your letters to baker and not to us. >> i just wanted people to know where i stood, that's all. >> jim, are you surprised by any of these things you read of. hopefully you read the article. >> i read -- i seen him in vegas three years ago. that was somebody else. that went down the tubes right there. >> he never passes on black, does he? >> excuse me, miss. what hitler is, there was
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something with bulls in his past. i don't know if we can say it -- >> demon? >> yes. i used to buy furniture there. they used to -- >> do you want to explain it? >> they injected bull semen into him to keep his fertility and he could have sex with his gal pal. >> i understand where he got his horns. >> all of this hitler bashing. >> that was a lot of work. >> i needed help on that one. >> liz, will you give up cocaine now that you hear hitler was an addict? >> i don't do if i drugs, but thank you for that. the bull semen part to increase his law be dough, wouldn't that have given him gas? >> that came from being a vegetarian. >> what about around eva braun? >> well, don't they -- they described her as his gal pal.
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>> curvey gal pal. >> they are bedless celebrity. >> and they are like lucy and desi in separate beds. >> there is a picture of eva brawn and there was an arrow pointing to her and it says baby bump question mark? and it was like, come on. >> the thing is he is a total drug addict. >> last word. >> i wuss want to -- i want to say it is not true. vegetarians cause gas. pasta does the same thing. i have family video if you don't believe me. >> nobody really wants them. we have to move on. >> i am going 0 for 12. >> and we are being generous. a massachusetts police chief is proposing a $20 fine for wearing wearing this in public. the law is in town in middle burrow, but rarely enforced.
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they call it a quality of life issue. mike, you swear more than anybody i know, but as a parent, would you like a law for this? >> there is nothing wrong with trying to promote a little saville tee out on the streets, and why not? probably parents will get behind it and your kid comes home with a ticket saying he was obnoxious and swearing in public. if my kid did that, and of course he is four and a half years old, i would send him down to the coal mines. there was no reference to the bull semen in that part of the story. >> thank god for that. >> bill is a sequential hemaphrodite. >> good idea? >> i think it is an okay idea and i would be for ticketing the naked singing cowboy and the lost tribes of israel as noise pollution in times square. >> absolutely. they are crazy. >> with the thick swords. >> women walking by telling
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them they are going to die. >> i told them to shut up once and then i tripped and fell no front of them and they said that is god. that's a true story. i tried to make a get away, oh just shut up and i fell in front of them. >> for people who don't know, they are like a group of militants -- it is hard to explain, but that is very funny. >> they are african-americans who think they are the lost tribes of israel, and they are obnoxious. and they hate women. >> it is like this nuvo -- >> we are describing something that 99% of americans don't know about. let's stick to the topic. bill, this is near boston, and they could make billions of dollars. >> your ears start bleeding. it is a bunch of angry, angry white dudes. you don't go on the tea. and and where do we stop? these so-called supporters of free speech i am so-called sitting next to. next you go with the swearing and then what? public nudity? i don't want to live in that
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country. i will love to the island nation of hawaii. >> i am with this man. you want to say something? >> i don't know why he referred to me as a supporter of free speech. >> i am charmed by liz's comments about how god's interventions is for her to fall. >> last word to you, jim. >> i think it is ridiculous. i think these are the people that need to be smacked. listen, my family, that's how they talk. they curse. my opts would make truck -- my aunts would make truck drivers go, oh. it is free speech. i will tell you -- you know what i'm saying? it is freedom. >> i don't like walking down the street and hearing people swear in front of kids. i also like the idea of a giant swear jar and all of the money at the end of the year goes to buy a giant water slide. >> it is like being on an episode of "phinneus and
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ferb." >> what does that mean? to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy, troubled troubled young man -- old man actually. >> tonight is sponsored by fishing, the act of capturing marine life with a rod or net for sport or for a living. thanks, fishing.
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let's find out if we've got anything wrong so far. we go to andy levy. >> thanks. >> at least make my mom think you meant it. >> i will talk to her later. >> really? >> yes. hey, it is thursday. i'm running on fumes. >> i know. phone in on thursday. oh, the life of julia. you said this webcam pain was creepy. if by creepy you mean pretty sweet, right? we don't want the government to watch over us. >> that would be pretty sweet. don't you think it was creepy? >> not even a little. look at him. >> mike, you said you think this is pathetic that we are celebrating the life of someone that lives off the government. you mean pretty sweet, right? >> by the way, the guy who had
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government jobs most of his life dash oh yes, you had to bring that up, didn't you? >> you cracked my code. if i could live off the government for the rest of my life, i would love to. >> i'm just kidding. >> it is crappy. >> i guess they are done with the whole ask not what your country can do for you thing. >> bob speaks the truth. >> i was being to think that jfk could not get the democratic thom nation these days. >> that's a really good showing. >> that's something i will use tomorrow on "the five" and pretend i didn't hear it. >> i'm sure you are. that's all right. six people will notice. >> that's the point. >> by the way, this is the most important thing none of you brought up. julia was a movie written by noted stalin supporter staring the noted jane fonda. i don't think this can be
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dismissed as mere coincidence. i officially believe this outrageous assault on american liberty means it is time to impeach the president. >> i think you are absolutely right. >> andy? >> wasn't julia also a 1960s sitcom? >> i don't know. you are the one who is old enough to know that. >> liz just nailed it and won there. >> there really was one? >> yes. >> it was diane carol who played a nurse. >> oh, wow. >> this is the first thing you contributed today. >> it is the first thing i contributed all month. >> and it is not even very good. >> greg? >> yes, andy. >> it was something. >> it was something. >> some nights, that's all you get. ashton kutcher's stupid pop chips ad. greg, you mentioned the ceo of pop chips apologized to anyone we offended. that's not good enough. i was not offended, but i am owed an apology for having to
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watch the ads. >> it was very painful. it is painful because it looked like he was content. how is he doing it? >> he is showing off his rep -- repetoir, you haters. >> make it nice because i make the call. mommy, they let her go. >> that's the 74th time you referenced your family tonight. i was about to say 73. anyway, as bill pointed out, ashton super is not watching the -- kutcher is not watching the show. he has not made a comment about the ad being taken down and he has links to all of the ads on his twitter feed. >> i think this is an embarassment to him as a comedian. it was bad impressions, i will tell you the truth. it was embarrassing of the the other thing is, people do talk like that. by the way, it is indians, but
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not the way he did it. but that's how they took. what do you want me to do? make it up? did i mention my family? >> once or twice. >> greg "the pitch" is not on after" mad men." >> have you seen it? >> no, are you kidding me? it would make me want to take my own life. lord. liz, you don't think indian people should be offended by this. why weren't germans offended? one of those characters was clearly german. >> that's right. and we didn't know which way he swung. >> as long as you don't have to put make up on. >> and he ate a pop chip that he fed to his dog. >> that was the german guy. >> are you right. >> to be fair, they do a lot worse than that. >> we have a hitler segment coming up. >> i didn't even mean that. >> mike, you said at the end of the day during the story -- don't do that. >> we need a jar.
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>> hitler documents being auctioned. i read through the hundreds of pages of auctions because that's what you pay me to do. it turns out that in addition to the flach lens and the cocaine and the bull semen hitler was not fully comfortable around jews. >> explains a lot. >> when did they find that out? >> this is a new revelation, i think. mike excellent job pretending not to care. we have been to your basement. >> keep that price down. that's owl i'm doing. >> it is interesting history. >> i am tired of being out bid. >> i'm sorry, man. it is for memorabilia sake. that's why i have it on my wall. >> it is to remind myself of the horrors. >> and then he goose steps out of there. >> liz, excellent job pretending you don't do any drugs. >> hilarious.
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i will leave it there. >> massachusetts police chief wants to fine people $20 for swearing. at least that's the story you discussed, but not quite. it would have to be verbal assault. it would have to be profanity directed at another person. if two people want to have a discussion and swear at each other in a nonthreatening manner and nobody is being accosted or addressed like a small child or mother, then there is no problem. so it has to be a verbal assault, greg. >> well, i guess that was a stupid story to do then. >> hey, man, i didn't pitch that one. >> but you knew it was there. >> i didn't discover that until until -- >> the crowd is going, what is going on here? >> mike, you said there is nothing wrong with trying to promote saville tee on the streets. this of course from the guy who kills people. >> but not because they were swearing. >> no, i felt bad about writing that. some people need killing. >> exactly. and honestly part of it is
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because i have little kids now. and i am trying to clean up my own act, and i would like the rest of society to do what i do. >> and you always had a reputation for being a polite killer. >> i still have a reputation for being polite. >> he will strangle you with a complement. the problem is what he calls a long rope. >> it is a long, thin rope. >> you can't have ropes. >> you can, but it makes it more messy. >> have you ever used piano wire? >> it could be a belt. it could be a variety of things. we should have a session on this. >> i am getting out of here. >> i am levering. leaving. >> over cooked spaghetti? andy? >> yes. >> it is a suggestion that you have given up on this segment.
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>> the fact that i said i am done a minute and a half ago. >> well then we shall take a break. don't get lost. all right, coming up, if he was a fox turtle he would try to date that fox turtle because he was so uh luring. it happened to me before. but first, can bill schulz help dana marine know prep for her upcoming show on "jeopardy"? if you don't know the answer are you clearly a first time viewer. >> next, the state motto of mississippi. the state motto of mississippi. >> i am going to have to let that one go. >> what is jimim cracked corn and i don't care. what is jimmy cracked corn and i don't care.
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so dana -- -- >> so dana perino is an awful
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monster. the former white house press secretary and co-host with me on "the five" was asked to participate in the upcoming power players week in dc. i told her not to do it. "the times" koll lull nighs and and -- columnist and kareem abdul jabar. i decided to destroy her chances by finding the worst coach i could possibly find. i will take illiterate hobo for $300. >> you are not going to be playing with him, but anderson cooper will be one of the power players. >> naturally. >> how do you plan on psyching that silver fox out? just because you are not playing with him means you don't want him to win. >> the way to psych anderson cooper out best is to pretend you don't know who he is. >> i have questions i always get when i am playing against myself on jeopardy. i have a couple here for you
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and i thought maybe we could quiz. england's two main exports. england's two main exports. >> what is kilts and chocolate. >> close. what is chimney sweeps sweeps and psoriasis. >> the city motto of austin, texas. the city motto of austin, texas it. >> what is country music? what is "saturday night live." >> it is close what is smoke pot mother f-es. >> what is sleeping beauty? >> this landmark is affection natalie known as the babe brusher. >> who is greg gutfeld? >> what is bill schulz's mustache. >> what is paying for dinner. >> the man should always pay for dinner. >> what all women are pre disposed to genetically never do. world history. this bushman from the walk
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about creek saved a nuss day reporter -- saved a news day reporter from an animal attack in 1986. >> it is killing me. >> who is crocodile dundee. >> who is crocodile dundee? >> who is -- >> no really who is he? >> a former shareholder for news corp. >> now i am nervous. >> you should be. i do have some parting gifts for you. this might look familiar. jeopardy bush mask. what was his famous quote? i have lost it in my heart. that is fun for parties. don't worry about that. >> that is not really a gift. >> no, that is actually a curse. this is great for beckle, a farther machine. hello, a beanie baby. this is for when we are done, a 40 ounce. that's our daily double. this is from andy levy's
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desk. fashion cats. black eyed peas, the greatest band that ever lived. this is called keeping it on the positive. now taboo is the best member of the group, and he has written a book about his trajectory in life, up, down, all-around. >> and falling up. >> and falling up, yes. the thing i love about it is when you are falling you are falling down. this is the bag from one-15. and a reminder of the only alex trebek in your life. >> bill bay brusher shuldz. >> you have done all of this for me. >> i have. it was not sitting in our office. i went and bought all of this. can't emphasize that enough. >> except for the thing that came from andy levy. >> stole that from his desk. i stole a lot from his desk, mostly pills. we wish you the best of luck and we are rooting for you. greg isn't, but i am. >> have i to say that is one of -- i have to say that is one of your best. having to put up with her, she
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is a horrible person. >> she didn't take any of my advice. failed to notice i grew a muss stash -- mustache trebek style for you and still won't return my phone calls. >> i think you put a lot of effort into that and she seemed nonplussed. it is sad the way she treated you. the episode airs may 14th through the 18th. >> right. >> so they have already been taped. any hints or any word? >> i don't know, and she is not at liberty to say. i will say that whenever i pass by her in the hallway she hiss. i don't know if that is a good sign or not. a little hissing and a little spit. i am hoping she does well. >> i noticed that when you did the bush mask you did a carter quote with a clinton impersonation. was that on purpose or were you high? >> truly when it comes to characters, voices and overall acting ability, i am the ashton kutcher of "red eye." call back! >> would you do "jeopardy"?
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i have a feeling you would kill. >> no, i don't want to do it. i would rather do "the price is right." i am making no sense. just ignore me. >> i will. >> i think you should do it. >> would you do "jeopardy"? >> no. it is an annoying show. >> alex bothers you? >> very much so. did i mention my family? >> that would have to be the category. what are family? >> famous bible people for 100. moses. don't leave now, there is more stuff to talk about, i guess. not sure.
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well, no one asked for. it but they will get it anyway. i read this before, and how about another "red eye" where are they now? surely you will remember this little guy. >> that was in 2009. russell is widely considered to be the first frog to ever achieve enlighten meant. he developed his signature relaxation style on a tibetan vacation in 2006 following a
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chance encounter with the dalai lama. upon returning to the states he sold his lily pad and kicked a 50 mosquito a day habit and moved to the midwest. there he found peace, but it came with a price. the amphibian community shun him. in october of 2011 he was a key leader in the occupy wall street movement. by the end of the year he had over 1 million twitter followers and was offered his own sitcom alongside channing tatum. unfortunately russell and the muscle came to near lows. it was canceled after three episodes. unsure of where to turn he disappeared and hasn't been heard of since. this has been a "red eye" where are they now? >> touching. >> he was one of my favorite, favorite frogs. >> what was upsetting was i saw the first two episodes. i thought how are you going to
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give a show a shot with three lousy episodes? give it 10 episodes. i thought it was phenomenal. >> it was phenomenal. >> please, come on. >> it is incredible how many lives the dalai lama has touched. >> it is true. it is true. we have to take a break. we will end on that strange note. we will close things out with a post game wrap up. go to fox news.com/red eye.
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we will see you back here at 5 p.m. eastern time. andy, the post game wrap up is coming up. >> right now actually. >> i understand you had a bad
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speech i'm -- i'm ped meant growing up i came out on camera. i roll my r's into w's. >> i didn't talk until i was five years willed on. my mother thought i was deaf. the way i got over it was my sister had the neighbors listen to my talk. when it came up again i thought, oh here it is. >> i had the same problem. >> my brother had a speech impediment and you know how he lost it? we killed him. rip, alfred. >> jim, what is the next project you have going on? >> i am going to dinner with my family. actually, no, in a coul of weeks -- the -- in a couple of weeks i will be in pennsylvania. i am doing a big show with the wounded warriors. >> very cool. >> mike, quickly, what are you plugging? >> a terrific organization. i mentioned it before and i will mention it again. the cia officers memorial foundation. the cia officers memorial un

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