>> bob: c'mon, that is not fair. >> greg: just say you flip-flop, you change your mind. >> bob: that happens all the time. >> dana: david axelrod called you. >> call it qbaining." >> greg: see you tomorrow. ♪ welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in hungary, kathy lee kathy lee gifford. let's go to andy levy. >> come and make me holy again, america. did the obama administration give classified information to the film makers about the upcoming movie about the raid that killed bin laden? sure, why not? and do two legislators want to require websites to remove comments posted anonymously? sure, why not? and is a dallas pizza chain giving free pizzas to those who order this spanish?

sure, why not. all i can think about is that new comedy series "men at work." >> i understand. i didn't sleep a wink when i heard the news. just thinking about all of the hilarity and the broheiming going on. >> my only concern is brecken meyer is not in it. >> no, he is the creator. it is from his brain. >> can it bow as good as "franklin and bash"? this is why i don't sleep. >> you can't ask if it will be as good. you can hope it is something different of equal value, and you know it is of equal value. it cannot be better. nothing can be better. >> that's what i am saying. i am afraid it won't be as broey. >> well, we will have to sit and watch it with a bowl of popcorn. >> okay. >> i'll wear shorts. she is so hot she is often mistaken for a space heater. i am here with sandra smith. we were short a guest, but he

was passing by a minute ago, so we said, let him stay. it is joe devito. and my resols sigh sidekick, bill schulz. and if sharp commentary was a fender bender, i would give him my number after rear ending him. executive producer for imus in the morning. and our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> they decide who is happier at home versus employed mothers. in my day the only women permitted to work, period, were the single kind, and they were reel law gated to assembly lines of breweries. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, shamile, smalie. ♪ give us any chance we'll take it ♪ ♪ give us any rule we'll break it ♪ ♪ we're gonna make our dreams come true ♪ ♪ doing it our way put a glove on the bottle.

>> it is still amazing we beat pierce morgan in the demo with that. >> he can't do what i do, happy days. should they be sued for an image so crude? an expolice sigh -- an expolice sit porno mag has done something . in a recent issue of hustler sc cup engaging in a sex act under the headline "celebrity fantasy." the piece carries a disclaimer saying no image of her per forming this act actually exists and it is intended for fantasy purposes. it is all good. the magazine addresses her politics saying, sc cup is a young lady who ended up joining the dark side. but her hotness is diminished when she de funds planned parenthood. she discusses this with us.

>> the fact that i work really hard and i am an ivy league educated young woman with a pretty good job, it does president matter what you look at a photo like this. >> she talked about how " "hustler" slimed her by disagrees with her politics was actually refreshing. >> i have to commend that as being incredibly honest. there are people in the media who perform this kind of thing on women like me who cannot be that honest. >> hustler's publisher is still alive and issued this statement. >> articulate as always. i will say that sc cup gives hustler -- what do you call it? i hate to use the word props, but they say why they are

debasing her which is what the media doesn't do. they are smearing her because of her beliefs. >> well, it is another man gnaw gnaw -- man gnaw fess station for the dispain of conservative women. we saw it with sara pay lynn and throughout the ages. the thing is if they didn't call attention to it, nobody would know. the only people who read "hustler" are trailer trash and people like me who have an office with a company obstructing your access to porn when you want to take a nap at lunch and close the door. nobody would know about it. by the way, they have been dhog for years and years. >> they have been doing this. it is a twisted magazine. they used to have -- i won't get into it. this picture could be on the internet forever, and it could be viewed without the context of the article meaning that thing could show up --more.

it could be viewed without context. you don't know it is made up. why can't she sue? why can't this be defamation? if it is words it can be defamation, but in pictures it is not? >> i am not going to recall the name of the preacher gentleman down south where there is a supreme court case that was brought -- he brought it upon the supreme court. the supreme court ruled that the first amendment right was hustler -- >> yes, exactly. larry flint and hustler won because it was under the understanding that it was so absurd it couldn't be true. unfortunately not everybody knows se cup and in the internet age it could be posted without context. and it is very unfortunate. it is crude and degrading. >> joe, are you disappointed in "hustler"? are they not the paragon of paste that we thought?

>> if you can't turn to "hustler" magazine for political discourse, i don't know what the world is turning to you have to remember that this is" hustler" magazine. i was an adolescent during the heyday of print pornography. and hustler was a magazine that when you got together with your friend -- >> nobody wanted it. >> hustler is like, you can keep that. you open it up and you would be like oh i want to look at -- oh my god i'm 14. i shouldn't see what that is. >> they were one of those things when you found out somebody read it it changed your image. i remember my sister was dating a guy, and he was going away to college. he said, hey, do you want my magazines? i was thinking "playboy" and he hands me a box and i open it and i say, he can't be dating my sister. there are things in here that are so -- and by the way larry flint created this amazing trick. he convinced feminists he was somehow on their side while den gnaw grading -- den gnaw grating women at every turn. you could say women have a

choice to do this stuff, but they are betting against their future. they say this won't affect them because they won't be anything big later jie. it never ends well. >> you do "hustler" and you don't suddenly get married and have three kids. bill, you did "hustler" in the 80s. >> so you did return the box, right? i want to be clear. >> my mother found the box and it was so bad she didn't even bring it up to me. i just came home and it was gone. i'm going, now my mother thinks i am the most disgusting person that ever lived. bill, sc is a good friend of the show. can't she do anything? >> i will tell you something. this morning i looked at this photo shop and i read the liberal bias under it. the first thing i did was e-mailed her and said congratulations. they do this to a-listers all

the time. she finally made it. a buddy of mine said one time they saw them do a similar thing with hillary clinton. i thought, that's a good example to use. i had the brain room look into it, and they couldn't find it. but the fact of the matter is i had brain room look up "hustler" with hillary clinton for the entire morning. you are not getting that from the o'reilly brain room. >> now the national organization of women were contacted by beck's website if they would speak out against the photo, and i don't think they responded. maybe they will, maybe they won't. they have been responding faster, but it is not to the speed like a nancy pelosi or someone -- >> nixon was taking it up the you know what. >> they put it on the back end of a cow and put somebody's face on it. in the era of the web it can

exist without the other stuff. and it could show up when you google her. i think she might have a case here. >> i will start by buying club magazine instead. >> that brings back the era of club, swank, gallery, weed, sherry. >> it is all still here. >> when they are all back in one rack in the liquor store. >> can i bring up one point? >> the packages of porn in the airport magazine -- who is buying pornography on a trip? >> i have totally seen it. you know how the guys read it on the airplane? they put people magazine on the outside and hustler on the inside, and they think they are fooling someone. can't you wait until you get home? >> i have a buddy in chicago that is that guy, and he was in an airplane and brought

porn and they said, there are children back there, can you throw it away? he argued it. keep in mind this is the one friend at home who is not married yet. >> delayed gratification always works. think about it on the flight and then when you get home, debase yourself. >> somebody will think you are the underwear bomber. >> wait, delayed gratification. >> and can we stop saying people who read "hustler." >> they tried to do journalism, but it wasn't good. it was sad. and their comic strips were actually -- why am i discussing h? this actually worked for them. we gave them eight minutes. they tricked us. >> nobody reads it anymore. >> and as a suggestion for fliers, get "grannies with fan knees" it looks like" reader's digest." does the white house have a big mouth? was too much revealed for a

movie deal? the administration gave makers of an upcoming film about killing bin laden. it is the freedom of information act and the writer and director met with a commander of seal time 6 and they should keep quiet because, quote, he shouldn't be talking out of school. but there is more, there is morers. >> the film makers were given the key tots kingdom in -- keys to the kingdom. they met with top officials at the cia. they had the support of leon panetta. they met with top officials at the pentagon and importantly they met with top officials at the obama white house. >> peter king calls the whole thing a dangerous collaboration. they want to investigate whether national security was compromised. what do treadmill dogs think

of all of this? >> i guess when i said treadmill dog i was not lying. that is what it turned out to be. the head of sony pictures which is making the movie is a huge obama backer. is this just a coins -- a coincidence? >> i feel degraded as an american because obama is out there spending a lot of time going after the whistle-blower and saying -- he is protecting the american people. and here he is working in cahoots with hollywood to not only make a great movie that gets people into the theaters, but he is giving out this information to make himself look good. his job as an elected official is to work for the people. this is not working for us. >> bill do you agree that obama finally, finally should

be impeached? >> it is about time. now we add the smoking gun. it was about two years ago, a year ago when "act of valor" came out. they e-mailed the pentagon saying -- yes, they e-mailed the pentagon saying they were giving away too many secrets because they were showing seal actions, and nothing came of it because they didn't give enough information. you have to be careful when you hear words like potential. they have the potential to do nothing. it was enough to tell the story, but the only difference is -- difference between "act of valor" and this is obama. >> do you buy that? >> obama should be held to a higher standard. the whole thing -- the whole white house national security team, the biggest bunch of old ladies,. blah, blah, blah. the only reason they were deemed courageous was to get classified information. instead of keeping it under

the dl they blabbed about it and told the culprits that could we could have nabbed that he was dead and we have all of this information. run for cover. i know george bush did it with "mission accomplished" but bush 41 didn't do it after the gulf war and truman didn't do it after uh. lating a few cities and ending world war ii. so not everybody does it. >> the interesting thing is there are people who are not conservatives whoe -- who are pointing out, this is bough swramplet the administration has prosecuted more whistle-blowers than any other administration. yet they are giving away all of this information that, quote, unquote, is leaked. >> it is amazing when you think about it. we were not allowed to see bin laden death photos. we were not allowed to see photos that he was buried and now there is a major motion picture. it is gross. it is one thing if you don't want the president clinton -- about the pentagon and this is

like doing a campaign ad for a particular sitting president. it is disgusting. >> originally it was going to come out before the election and then they saw the fallout and so it will be after the election. so the commercials will happen during the election. >> it is another campaign ad. and what was the amazing decision he. he made. he said no we don't go in. i want to know how they would feel if they sent a military team into a sovereign nation. they would have gone berserk. >> you would have thought it was obama and they went into the compound. >> romney is on record of saying he is going to do it. >> he would have done it of the believe me. >> the other thing too, if bush had done this, there

wouldn't be a movie. it would be an expose by vanity fare on all of the things that went wrong. it is a pro military film, but only because it is about obama. look at "hurt locker." >> they are fighting on his behalf. we never saw obama dressing like the troops. this mission was accomplished. this mission was accomplished. it is one thing to spike the football if you did your job. >> two wrongs don't make a right. >> if you are giving away the secrets to the enemy, that's not cool. >> i don't think they have said we have given away anything classified yet. >> in the transcript of that, he is saying things like if this gets out. it is very shady sounding. he is saying i will hook you up with these guys.

if you look at the transcripts, they couldn't tell the american people after the mission was accomplished. the president thinks he has the right and the knowledge to decide what is okay for these movies. >> if not the president then who? >> here is the point. >> who knows what is good? i would go out on a limb and say they know p better than we do. >> you are missing the point. there is a disgusting relationship between hollywood and washington. they are his pr. this is not an action film. it is a propaganda film. they love him. they wouldn't do this for any other leader. that's the obvious point and we have to take a break. that was a real hannah tee thing to do. make my point. should ugly people have to pay significantly more taxes than those who are hot? sandra smith on her book "how i ditch the economy."

first how should you handle noisy neighbors at the movies? two words, squat breath.

was it assault or the kids' fault? an auburn washington man, is there any other kind, has been charged with a felony after he slapped a 10-year-old boy who wouldn't shut up during a movie. they say the young sister and several of his friends were yelling and throwing popcorn at the screen while a man and his girlfriend were watching titan any 3- titanic 3-d. the 21-year-old lost his temper and struck the kid knocking out a tooth. when police informed him how old the victim was, quote he thought the person was a grown

man." kim faces months in jail if convicted. let's hear it from the hero's mouth along with an awesome re-enactment courtesey of a team. >> i was holding my madness. i was kind of mad. i was holding my madness and watch movie. >> kim says finally he had enough. he roped a row of -- a row of seats and told them to stop talking and they wouldn't listen which set him off. >> i didn't meant to do it, but it happened. >> somebody is getting a peabody. i don't know what a peabody is. meanwhile, the person involved remains uncharged.

>> we couldn't show you what happens next. >> it is brutal. >> well, it is kind of arousing depending on how you were raised as a child. we are always looking at our movie screen for our heros. our real action hero was in the theater. >> yes. and that was my man lil kim there. he should have smacked the kid's parents. >> he made the mistake. you don't want to hit the kid. but then again you must have felt like doing it once in awhile. have you ever told somebody to be quiet in a theater and they think they have immunity because they are a kid? >> yes, you want to smack them in the gush. you want to see blood as bad as it is. however you can't knock the kid's teeth out. >> we have to draw the line somewhere. >> everybody will know that

the 21-year-old guy was with his girlfriend at "titanic." but it reminds me of the commercial where one person witnesses another person doing good and society holding the door open for somebody and she witness itself and does something good. i fear that this really causes a spiral affect. this kid even though he will be fine and they will give him a new tooth, he will be okay and then think it is okay to smack people. >> no, that kid will never talk again in the movie theater. >> i don't know. >> he does president have any teeth. he doesn't have any teeth. >> i went to see a comedian, neil hamburger, and a guy was throwing coins at neil hamburger and i was sitting with his wife. she quacked over and punched him in the face. that 16-year-old will never throw coins again. >> this is why i don't go to

the movies again. >> it must have been a heck of a shot if he knocked his tooth out. he shouldn't have hit the kid. i can understand his frustration when there is a punk sitting there with his mom. it is obviously he was watching "titanic." >> he looked remorseful. >> he was sad, but was he work read they would ruin the ending? bill that is the real outrage, "titanic 3-d." >> that's the best movie ever made. i disagree with you. i don't go to movies because of kids like this. i don't go to movies anymore because of "battleship." we finally got a statement from billy zane. my heart will go on for this tooth also film -- toothless film fan. they follow in love with the

story yet critically haled character. you can by blase about some thinks, rose, but not asian man on kid violence. >> wow. >> he said it best. >> i want to make sure you know we don't condone adult -- >> billy zane seems to. >> but i do condone teaching people manners the hard way. theaters have become a success pool of uncultured, unman erred -- >> what theaters are you going to? >> i go to the ones in chucky cheese. >> i refuse to go. i told my wife all theaters have bed bugs and it scares her. now she won't go. it was a lie. i hope she is not watching tonight. to leave a voicemail call

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welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy.

>> well, it is getting closer to that time so you know i am excited. we just burned 20 minutes before men at work. 20 minutes away. >> do you want to talk more about it? >> no. >> all right then. we can talk more about it tomorrow. >> yes. >> you have to see my dream journal. >> i have been saying that for three years. finally. i know sc cup, we are good friends. as far as i'm concerned she probably corroborated with "hustler" on this just to get more twitter followers, more specifically to end up with more spitter followers than i have. >> we know that is not true. >> don't fall for it, america. >> apology will be tomorrow by andy levy. >> obviously i am kidding.

in all seriousness, don't follow her on twitter. >> that was the fastest walk back anybody has done. >> i am not stupid. >> you said this is another man gnaw fess station. this is a semiregular feature that hustler does with famous women. it was a trashing of conservative women. it is not like hustler treats liberal women with class. >> i remember specifically back in i think it was 1978 gene kirk patrick and the cow. the theme is conservative women. >> let's be clear, andy -- >> i can't believe i said let's be clear. sc cup, god love her is not a household name. they searched fa conservative woman to do it of the -- to do it.

they have run out of the anne coulters, so clearly they were looking for somebody. >> i don't disagree with that. let's not pretend they put liberal women on a pedastool unless they are doing something -- >> but they don't attack michelle obama or wasser man schulz. >> the supreme supreme court case was "hustler magazine." they said a parity was within the law because reasonable people wouldn't think it was factual. i am uh -- i am assuming they said it it was not real and probably can't sue. >> they did disclose it wasn't real. but greg makes a solid point and it could make it on to the internet without the disclaimer, and that could be stuck attached to her name anytime you google it. >> you know what will be

there? an awful photo shop. >> yb yously i am -- obviously i am not a lawyer. >> but she is not a household name. >> but she is a public figure. >> that's true. >> it probably holds. i don't know. if she can sue, do it. >> glen beck says she will be the richest woman ever. >> greg, you asked who is buying porn in an airport and you said can't you wait until you get home? what if you are not going home, man? >> i guess home is where the porn is. >> you go to car tau hain -- cartagena and you need to be ready. >> tell us about this mythical free pack. >> there is nothing mythical about it. the pad is over the naughty bits and it is a significant savings. >> it is amazing you buy your

pornography in bulk. >> you can find it still sold in places that has the adult films in huge vhs boxes. account fa i could probably find timbeland's. >> obama administration gives access to film makers at zero dark 30. sandra you said you feel degraded because obama is working with hollywood to make himself look good. but doesn't making him look good makes us all look good? >> when you are making himself look good to whom. he is trying to make himself look good to the american people. it could look good to us. >> i am saying we are all obama. if he looks good, we look good. >> he is the president of the united states and i have all of the respect in the world. >> would like what is confidential to stay confidential and they can go

and make our president look good. let's have the track record to look good and not have hollywood do that for us. >> i was joking. >> andy. >> you say this is gross. that's what we are talking about. no actual class fade -- classified information was given out. they were given -- they were giving access to people and information that wasn't even given to the press. >> it seems like it was trying to pitch a screenplay. i think it is scary that joe biden was not replaced by michael bay. >> can it be early michael bay though? >> when he is still good of the. >> are you done? >> i am done. >> because of "battleship." >> he wasn't in "battleship."

>> he wasn't? it was an homage. >> he did "friday night lights." i am blanking on the name. joe you said what was the big deal about obama's decision? the big deal is if it failed it would be another operation eying tbel claw that delta force arrested hostages and failed. don't get me wrong. i think it was the right decision and i am glad he did it, but maybe they will sad a scene -- maybe they will add a scene. >> i hope -- there is a line in top gun where the guy liens over to maverick and he said "gustiest call i saw." i want obama whys sistering that in owe obama's ear. >> i think he is mad he didn't get a part in "avengers." >> he is so young that when

they make a movie on his life it could be played by himself. >> jackie robinson played himself in the jackie robinson film. >> it was peterberg. >> "er." or "chicago hope." >> there is another code and he just bought it at cannes. and will come out in september and october. >> he has two. seattle man slaps 10-year-old in a movie theater. bernard you said sometimes you feel the same, and not saying he should have slapped him, but i understand. by the way, here is my question. if the kids were yelling and throwing popcorn at the screen why weren't they kicked out? >> exactly. the theaters giver up. that's the problem.

>> vigilante justice. >> armed security guards in the theaters. you shouldn't have to get out of your seat. you are paying for a ticket. you hospital have to leave ever yourett seat to 2 find someone. they should be there. and you said you only heard kim's side. the boy said he was watching a movie and tim cold them to be quiet and he whys smeared -- whispered something. >> that's what i was telling ushers when we watched "friday the 13". >> but you no i what it does is enhances your anger and emotions. now you spent so much money to see a movie and you are hear -- your hearing is enhanced and you want to hear stuff. it puts everybody on edge.

>> i completely agree. and 3-d is awful so you are stuck watching an annoying movie. >> during "battleship" i was telling kids to talk louder. move along. >> we shall. coming up does wearing fur make you a bad person? not it you personally kill every animal you wear. then it is humane. and they are doing outrageous calisthenics.

if you speak spanish is it free? the answer is si. i learned that sophomore year. our neighbors to the south on june 5th customers who say

pizza por-favor get it gratis which is also spanish, i guess. pizza patron says -- and it is a way to look at communities throughout the americas. let's discuss this -- >> lightning roouuunnnnnddd. >> is this a calculated way to talk about a hot button issue or fits in with their theme? >> i am not offended by this at all. [speaking spanish]. i mean it is spanish, and they make pizza and they want their customers to come -- i don't see this as any grand conspiracy that will chip away. >> you go back to canada. >> i will leave right now.

i am out. at one point they accepted pesos. >> they have a right to do that. >> you can definitely go that route, but i have to agree that i want small businesses to thrive in this country. accepting pesos and getting more dollars at the door. as long as they are paying taxes in this country, it is okay. >> how do they pay taxes if all of the food is free? this is a sick, sick anti-immigrant ploy to force these people to gain weight and elevate their cholesterol levels and give them type 2 diabetes. >> i would like to see them in new york. the person ordering the pizza, making the pizza and delivering the pizza would be speaking spanish.

>> in new york the pizza owners are arabs because they are all -- >> can i tell you how much i miss pizza? i haven't had a slice in so long. >> it makes me so angry. is there a better spanish phrase they could ask customers to use? >> non. i believe that is no. i would like to say she does not speak for "red eye." sent your letters to her and not us. and this is a good sales saying in mexico, siestlavi. >> that would be a mexican-uh tall yin pizzeria -- italian pizzeria. >> the flags are similar. >> close the ready boors. close the borders. it is time to take a break, but more stuff is on

the way.

we -- welcome back. weight watchers is weighing in

on national security. they knish waited a policy on capitol hill to talk about the growing security for those lean must have to serve in the military. they noticed that the military discharges 1200 recruits a year. sandra, do you buy that it is that big of a security risk? >> i think there are things that the current administration would like to think so. there is definitely a weight problem in this country, but i am against the government stepping in and elogy it us what we need to do about it. we can better educate people on what we need to eat, but we don't need the government telling us and regulating what we can and cannot put in our mouths. >> amen. >> that was a call back. >> it was. >> is this an attack on jenny craig? where is jenny craig in all of this? >> you could call her up.

we have warriors who are worried about their points. they are sitting around playing "call of duty." the greatest killing machine of all time. our troops are amazing, and there is nothing better. maybe we shouldn't slim them down. private jumbo tron can peel potatoes and do something and let him in the army and do his duty. bring back the draft and add a couple years if you are too fat to go out on the bat -- battlefield. i think fat people can serve and you can't be a navy seal perhaps and join the infantry, but there are a lot of things they can do. >> i have seen some fat people move really, really fast in those fat people moving fast. >> it is a fat fetish.

>> you survive on liquids alone. >> yes. >> shouldn't the military beacon resulting you on how to slim down? no because when i get cut it will be a different thing. weight watchers is a great way to lose weight and i read that boot camp is a better way. get those people in there and they will lose weight while on the be jo. >> we don't want our military losing weight by being put on weigh watchers -- weight watchers. >> by the way, is 1200 that much out of a huge group? they are a million times better shape than everybody. this is a way for weight watchers to elbow in on a government grant is that it? >> i blame charles barkley. >> cut the rashes and make them do more sit ups. last topic, the land here

we go picked up a hitchhiker and none other than john waters, the film maker. this is interesting. nobody hitchhikes anymore. is it making a come back? >> i don't know. hitchhiking is creepy. i would be scared if i picked up john waters. he is weird looking. >> i once shared an elevator with him. l.a. is a strange place. and then john waters go the on the -- got on the elevator and i thought i have to get out of here. >> i saw him in l.a. he is a creepy looking fellow. is it now finally safe to go out and hitchhike? >> no! could do not jump into a car with strangers. there are not more or less creepy people on the planet, but we are much more aware of them, and i think television internet has brought forth all of those creepy people, so i don't think you should be jumping in cars. >> there is nothing wrong with hitchhiking.

but if i was impoverished i have hitchhiked in the past. >> bill, you ride in the trunk a lot. you are not just hitchhiking. >> first of all every creepy viewer out there send your letters to sandra and not on "red eye." we are not against creepy people. >> we will close things out with wrap up.

i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." a new "red eye" returns tomorrow with jill dobson and sherrod small. >> time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> where can we see more of you, sandra this. >> the fox network "the trade