have access to. we are going to put president obama's past weed smoking up and finally why parties are missing off gay folks. so you think you can dance? >> so it's redeye. whatever. piece of paper don't have anything on them. >> let's welcome our gestsdz. she is hot. hilarious, three things, nicki glazer and back is gregg gutfield hose tinge the five five. bill shots, she considered a pancake and he is clever and witty and probably wanted for murder in 34 states. here is tom. you would love to teach him a lesson and hillary pinch and here a critical reviews the

latest installment of the men in black series. haven't read it but the basics is july 4th, global independence day, this will smith saved the world from the rampaging horde of vampire aliens. but the only human left on the plan set he in manhattan and tommy lee jones. does have anybody have a play bill about this? >> so did he just take when he wanted a toke. so barack likes to bogart. and they published anecdotes about his drug use in high school and college. quote, he had a thing for interceptions and elbowed his way and said intercepted and took an extra hit.

other junk, obama was group of boys at a school in hawaii who called them said churn gang. and to start pot smoking trends. so did he love drugs as much as these two love each other? >> that was disgusting. i'm sorry you had to see it. >> tom, were you as disgusted to learn that obama would bogart weed? >> we already knew bit so i don't know what the revelation is. i hope that people on the right aren't thinking they are going to be able to use this against him, it's one more thing that makes him look cool. >> intercepting weed is cool.

>> it's because tim tebow threw it. >> just having fun. >> so the problem with obama, that he kind of intercepted the weed? >> it's a huge problem. [ laughter ] >> i'm guessing greg will explain that bogarting joints would explain him today. >> so there was my talking points. >> it's an an gram. >> actually, he did put the pot and pote it. the background of our world leaders are inching closer to our own. that is what is interesting. when you hear that anecdote, i did the same thing. i don't think you can expect that about any of the previous

presidents. i used to hang around and get high. but can you learn about this? what do you learn, and only thing i think of is everything is cool. i didn't pay for that. i'm going to take that. spread the wealth around and he is socialist that should be impeached. >> obama thanked his drug dealer but not his mom. that is kind of funny. >> nobody thanks their mom. i love this. i smoke pot and i've done it since eighth grade. [ laughter ] >> and thank you. >> nice job stepping on the punch line. i like the name tune. we called it sweater which was stupid because my friends hey,

you want to go smoke some sweaters. >> that would have tipped me off as a parent. >> to chase the burp. >> yeah. we go knit sweaters in the car in the summer in st. louis in august. [ laughter ] >> it makes your eyes red. >> she would say what's wrong. >> i would say she made the most beautiful sweater. >> and stoners can grow up to be president but coke heads will be ostracized. >> what part didn't you read? you can do one and the other andy, open your non-drug taking mind. this is interesting for me because obama has apparently evolved as far as gay marriage, but evolved to all things marijuana. but when it comes to examining their past i would take a dude

that bogarts joints than physically assaulting a gay kid. >> i don't know who you are talking about. >> i prone to on you. >> the only decent point that he made here, obama used to smoke pot a lot. i don't care. it's fine with me. now, the justice department to raid medical marijuana shops. >> i am surprise he had is doing that. i thought he would lay off a little bit. [ laughter ] >> the point was made earlier if obama as a youth lived by obama's rules now he would never be president. he would be in jail. that is what you should have said. he already put it so eloquently. >> he did, really. >> doesn't this show you can go ahead and smoke pot when you are younger, you will still become president? >> yes.

i could be president. >> whoa. >> he stopped at some point. >> i don't think, you have to stop. it's all into my past. >> i don't. when i do. >> stop when you are running from the cops. don't keep doing that. >> are you running into a wall? did that peter out? from stealing weed to stealing music. recording industry of america settled for $105 million. but they were not satisfied claiming they owe them they owe them 72 trillion dollars. association gets that number by claiming there is $150,000 for

each time one of 11,000 songs were shared illegally and downloaded. a federal judge turned down the request saying that that is more than the entire music industry has made since their inception. so how are they dealing with this? ♪ ♪ ♪ >> it's good to see they are out on the road making it happen. >> how much of that 72 trillion would have come out of your pocket. >> $46 million. i use lime wire all the time. i had to buy a kris brown song the other day. i can't help it. it's catchy. i like a couple of his songs.

>> this is last time on the show. >> 72 trillion, just shy of the grosses income of every country in the world 76 trillion dollars. just imagine all that money. don't talk, just imagine. imagine all those benjamins or am i falling into a trap? >> you are falling into a trap. >> i call them washingtons. >> call them georges. >> the surprising thing about the story is it's not surprising. lawyers are terrible. they actually sat around a table and they said, we ought to do this. we ought to sue for this. is it too big. no, it's perfect. let's do it. then you assume you are going to settle for less so ask for some ridiculous amount. >> it's not reality. they have the class action suits. i get them in the mail all the time.

lawyers -- we have to admit there is an economy and then this other economy like, ks cancerous. it is a good analogy that lawyers are a cancer on our society. we have law firms that are definitely cancerous tumors, they are like leaches. they are getting bigger, too. >> i don't think it's the class action, it's letters from people wondering where their relatives are. >> you never used live wire or napster but aren't you just as guilty? >> this is the benefit of being, i'm not a techno phone, but i can't do anything. i have no technological skills. lime wire sounded like a drink. i hated lawyers as much as you do and i hated you, too.

you need to do this because there is no such thing as a free lunch or a free song. every time something is free somebody loses a job. i use redeye. we used to have redeye on youtube. we thought it was great people would find out about the show. you get free publicity. and that affects our ratings. when we stopped having ourselves on youtube, our ratings went up. that is how it works. that is why they should sue. that is why bands sue. >> there is counter argument that some bands use, if people get exposed to yourself free that will lead -- if someone watches a youtube and like it they will watch the whole show. but it has to be the choice of the artist. >> i think it's wrong to paint

any band they are greedy because they are going to help out any young band. nobody is buying records anymore. they don't know what to do these days which is to tour which is good. >> wait a minute, greg's pointed is so good i changed. >> bill, how much music did you illegally download. i will remind you the tv show. >> i want them to go after the prostitute and not the johns. not that i heard of lime wire but i would say greg is you can have a free lunch. i do it every day in the green room. we have to endure you in there. the only victim is that. story i stepped on that line.

>> i apologize. >> lime wire is an app that allows people to share files. why should developers have to pay if a people use it for illegal purposes? >> if their developers should -- because what greg said. we can't have people downloading things for free. people that put out the app than this aren't the ones that are downloading the songs. >> $72 trillion is absurd. they shut down napster and they apparently shut down these, as well. >> i'm not sure it's good. >> the thing about napster, he has to be worth billions. >> he was in the social network the movie. >> an actor played him. >> nikki, this is one of those cases where it's hard to route for anyone. artists lawsuit loses out but the riaa, they are thugs, it's

hard to routed for them. it's such a ridiculous amount. is that supposed to scare us. i've got a million dollars to do that and they expect you to pay it. >> if you can't afford to pay for 99 cents you can't afford $150,000. >> should president obama be impeached over this? >> i think it's a statement. let's face it. $72 trillion, isn't that what he spends every year on drugs? >> thank you, sir. and limiting pounds. big thighs need not apply but have they put the big in bigot by hosting an event skinny mini evening. we all have relationship deal breakers and we are single new yorkers and we know what we want

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girl's glass, we'll talk for a long time, often for weeks. >> quickly, should obama be impeached over this? >> i assume that between this one and the last story he already has. i may have to move out of the country. >> coming up, what is the best way to get rid of a body? you know what after all these years part of me wants to get caught. but first, why is the west hollywood bar banning gay parties bachelorette parties? x=.

they are tired of all the tiarras.

west hollywood bar says it's banning all watch legislator etd parties. they call the parties an offensive tradition. they say the salon's founder, we're flooded with requests from straight girls that want to dance with the gays and celebrated their spending nuptials and people around them are legally prohibited from being married. they were denied entrance, what do you think of all this mandy. >> baaah -- baah. >> you don't have to party all the time. the bar called the bachelorette parties offensive homosexual

tradition. >> i think every bar should ban it. i'm tired of it being rubbed in my face. yeah, this is great. >> i kind of agree with you. >> i've never been to the abbey several times, i have no idea it's on santa monica or they have a patio. dough have a point? >> i don't know. but they put the ab in abbey. i feel you can focus on bachelorette parties but the fact is, all homogenous groups and lots of girls in the group or gay guys in the group, a lot of kids on a bus, nothing good. you have to have some heterogenous. but like-minded people together

you have trouble. >> i think that is the unspoken truth here. i feel bad because my question is exactly what greg just said. >> i can expound on that. >> please expound. >> creg is heterogenous. >> i don't think you know what expounds mean. >> gays you should change your name. what are they complaining about? their constituency is straight women in tina's hats. i don't want them in comedy clubs anymore. they are the worst in comedy clubs. they are self-absorbed and they silt around and opening gifts. i want them out. i bet you anything all those parties, they are all pro gay marriage. stop complaining about that. they are oblivious to the fact

but they are oblivious to everything. >> how do you feel about this? >> i agree with him, it's business. throw around a lot of drunken money and how is a gay bar going to make any money if they get rid of them? >> they could get money from gay people going to the gay bar? >> i didn't consider that. >> we've seen them, particularly where the bachelorette parties thrive and grow and more bachelorettes and encompassing organism. one of the things, they take these lifesavers and they glue them on the t-shirts and it says bite me to bite out the life saver. midnight, it's okay, and then

2:00 a.m. they are begging something awful will happen to them. >> by that time i want something sugary. >> i'm tired of the whole idea. it's sluald sluming. let's all go together to a gay bar. >> so we're still going. >> hey, should obama be impeached over this? >> i defer to tom. with all this mainstreaming of gay culture it's going cut in the gay entrepreneurs. once it is all mainstream and everybody is equal it will cut in the specialized gay market. >> i don't think it is. >> i argue with two fingers. i don't agree. >> so, we got a comment about

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whether can back. find out if we got anything wrong. we go to mike baker. >> thank you, andy. first of all, let's go to the half time scores. i would like to thank fox graphics department for the four pieces of paper and the black and white thaink was used for today's show. in that sense, greg, leading percentage-wise with 82% with correct statements over the first two blocks. look at that. it's actually been fairly close. andy you were at 62%. nikki at 72% and bill was down to 43%. predictive indicators, if anybody was falling the wall street scandals, you know what they are. over the course of the past three months take a look at the wanker gap.

low numbers were reported. we are feeling pretty good about that. and the numbers which is happily report. our demographics among 18-25 age group is looking pretty good. there is a summer slunlt happenings in may. our numbers for hot chicks going way up. honestly for those people medicated, very favored. >> i want more charts. [ laughter ] >> honestly despite the clam our for charts. i got to the story. >> story number one, the weed story, first of all thank you for delivering such an uplifting lesson from your comments, a smoking pot is cool and you still can be president if you smoke pot. tom, i agree with you. what is the revelation here?

>> i actually learned from this segment. i didn't understand the idea. i didn't know what bogarting was i don't come from a pot smoking culture. >> you are on national tv and you didn't know what bogarting was? >> i still don't know what it is. why the word bogart. >> humphrey bow guard. >> you smoked weed when you watch casablanca. >> you have to get in line up to smoke pot. you have seg regret in his mouth the whole time. you remember the scene where he and sam was at piano and she walked into the bar and they were doing some weed. you don't remember that at all? >> and along with the gun.

never mind. the point you made, greg, i thought was interesting. world leaders. >> i was saying, the reason why, president obama is so appealing to the media that they probably in their little cubby holes in the dorms in the 70s and 60s doing the same thing. he is just like them. i wasn't like them. no, no. >> it is a good point. >> you got the information and flow of information and technology. our access to people that normally we wouldn't know about accept x ep for occasional headline, it's all this familiarity. something that the president does having a history of weed smoking doesn't make any difference to us? >> also it's further contrasts from that evil cold father figure, that is mitt romney. mitt romney is mean, here is a bully.

he is rich. obama is so cool. >> he is so cool. >> and he is just like that. >> servicing cool. >> romney is like his dad. you don't want to party with your dad but you would party with your dad if he was obama. he is your mom's new boyfriend. i didn't mean your mother. >> all right. >> and nikki, you said that even though you smoked, this story, it gave you hope because you smoked you could still be president? >> not really. >> but because you are a chick? >> yeah, i forgot about that a second. >> nobody around the table did i'm sure but somebody else called you on it, even though you did smoke and you still can't smoke and be president.

i'm high. >> right now? >> yes. >> five minutes left. story number two, andy the term front load is that metric measurement? >> generally that is kind of tunes. >> and you have five minutes left when you have been going for 20. >> we are all high. >> nikki what is was the last song you pirated? >> oh, god, probably gaga, one of hers. >> you did use lime wire? >> i did use it, i am ashamed to say, i'm sorry. >> where do you stand on this? are you conflicted? civil liberties but you understand the artist's point? >> somebody that gets paid for

what he does. i have to side with the artist. >> hold on. you get paid? [ laughter ] >> i think the thing is, you can't get anything free in life. people are living under this idea that, oh, yes, it's not big deal. i'll take a few songs. everybody takes a few songs, a road did i loses a job, that is how it works. >> and the point whether you start talking about counterfeiting and online piracy and industry has trouble making this point, what they don't understand the cumulative effect and also, legitimately a lot of these sites are sitting in st. petersburg or moscow or doing other illegal activity. so it's tough for the industry to make their case. >> you make a good point. why do we romanticise this pie

ri and we don't the other we wai. >> hollywood, gives you pirates of caribbean. but before that movie you will see trailer how evil they were. >> but the somalia pirates dress better. andy you are clearly conflicted. >> only to the extent i don't know that it is right to penalize or company that makes the file sharing program. they are not stealing anything. they are doing facilitating. they are getting them to facilitating. inducing is the word. i hate to use this phrase. its slippery slope. >> you did use the phrase. [ laughter ] >> that is good point.

>> tom, if you have speed dated? >> only on slippery slopes. [ laughter ] >> i never did that kind of speed dating. i went out and worked the old way, i said how do you do. it works great. i had a lot of conversation. >> is that where you have to wear the fake arm cast? >> i got a lot of signatures. >> hey bill. [ laughter ] >> pretend you are speed dating and you look in the cameras you are looking the best speed dating line? >> i said it so fast, that is kind of a.m. at the time meints i am on, baker. >> you are absolutely right. >> thank you very much. by the way, greg, if we impeach obama, should we allow joe biden stay or does he also go wiowh

like to have him hang around he is barrel of laughs. >> he is great guy. >> we are done. >> thanks a lot. >> coming up. season two of gill hour girls and buck etd of chicken wings. >> is being a virgin harder than the olympics? it's quite a shock.

lolo jones revealed that she is chosen to stay a virgin until marriage. she said why, quote, it's something a gift to my husband. it's the hardest thing i've ever done in my life. harder than graduating from college. she seems like lovely young woman. >> do whatever you want to do. her reasoning is little flawed. a gift she wants to give her

husband, you can re-gift. [ laughter ] that isn't the only gift you can give someone. >> they sell refurbished ipads. >> that is what i am saying. >> she seems like a lovely young woman, what the hell is she thinking? >> i defend her, i'm kind of pro not having sex as young person because that is -- >> you did. >> i want others to follow in my footsteps. >> you are a bitter old man. >> i watched the news reports. >> the arguments about dhud should we teach them in schools and drlt condoms. kids are having sex and i said, they are? i didn't know it at the time. i am a little -- i'm a as chauvinist as anyone. i'm junior chauvinist

old-fashioned male. i don't like this virginity thing. i agree with nikki. i don't think it's a hard line. if you have sex when you are 16, you don't act like it's gone. your virginity, you can stop having sex for ten years. i think feminists should be oh this angle. i think an old-fashioned term. >> lolo says she is going to uses twitter to get dates. >> that is terrible idea. here is the thing. there is a couple of lessons to learn from her. you will never have the issue of promiscuity if you find something that you are really good at that is not sex. but if you look at any progeny

whether they are musical artists or athletes or people that build things in garage, they didn't do it until later. the problem is, if you have sects too early, you peak too early you think it's the best thing in life. what is to look forward to? you have to tell kids, it will come later. be good at something before you do that. >> we have to go but time to take a break. when we return, a never before scene redeye segment.

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if you watched monday's show you notice one was preempted because of breaking news. what you missed was a fascinating discussion about greece leaving the euro zone -- i'm kidding. it was about john travolta. >> he was anything but demur. the miami beach man, it is rubbed the wrong way by john travolta and you know what that

means. >> we couldn't afford to get a new graphic. the man identified only as jeff said travolta came on to him back in 2000 in the access hotel room asking for extra work in the inner thigh area. he was putting his hands where he wanted me to work and kind of grind ought table. he actually pulled my hand up to his leg up to his tie. the wild hog star did apologize but once he moved on to the other leg, things heated up again. travolta's lawyer says it's all fiction. >> lightning round! >> jim, what is going on here. trying to make a buck off an american hero? >> i would like to think a little bit of both.

i believe in the massage therapist. he is going for a money grab. how many does it take to give you a warning. it was like the dentist. hands off the scro tum please. >> around this is the thing, they are represented by gloria allred. she normally doesn't take cases that loose. >> you i've met her. she is very kind. and she how soon a track record of taking on people who have some complaint, ultimately gets them a large sum of money. i'm not sure you can judge the truthfulness based on her representation. there may be enough there to get

a settlement. >> the gates are open for hundreds of men. >> this happened in 2000, isn't that that there a statute of limitations. isn't this called snowballing. >> no, snow sbualg going downhill. >> and the strike when travolta was on top. pulp fiction and all that. >> maybe there was a reason they didn't. >> bill you went through a similar experience, talk about what this is going to do to his career? >> you notice one thing they fired, they got cancelled. and pulp fiction, in in hindsight, i don't think i don't think it's right for the scene. i think it's a lot more sense to be with that. because you know he was so upset by the way, i'm just throwing it

in. isn't this inner thigh code? >> the way it works they cut the back of the upper leg. if she brushes back, in the genital area, she has to say, i didn't mean to do that. i didn't even know you did that. [ laughter ] >> its sting operation. >> i'm assuming if this is true, wouldn't there be a better way to get his jollies. couldn't he find people that would want to participate or even the challenge of them saying no. allegedly we have no idea. it could be completely fabricated. >> i think we all learned a little something there. and post game wrap up and go to foxnews.com.

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you can watch us over the long holiday weekend, saturday 2:00 a.m. and. greg will be back and brand-new redeye returns on tuesday. ♪ ♪ >> time to go back to mike baker. >> thank you very much. what can you tell us about that? >> father-in-law fined a home. cave comedy.com, many pod casts at cave comedy radio. >> nikki. what is the plan for the weekend? >> getting high. [ laughter ] >> very good, madam president. by the way, if you don't mind telling my daughter

congratulations. andy, i think i'm sending it back to you. >> thanks to everybody. that is does it for me andy. let not your heart be troubled. boil boil the o'reilly factor is on. tonight? >> bill: tonight, a factor phenomenon. >> woo! >> are you okay? try to get one. just for the women out there watching? >> it's the great american news quiz. >> we hope you are smarter than mccallum. >> steve doocy, march thumb mccallum and you compete for bragging rights. >> bill: maccallum very interested in villains and bad people. she anchors with hemmer. >> bill: can you hold your own against doocy, maccallum and me? >> smells like bacon to me. [crickets chirping] il