me as well. for all the fathers in our families. thank you for spending time with us on "the five." thank you very much. have a great weekend, everybody. check us out at the game. ♪ welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is off romancing the stones. be safe, mr. philips. >> thanks, andy. america, you have a little thing right here. no. there. you got it. the top story, one nightstands leading to a fulfilling relationship. okay. plus, all good things come to those who wait. obama is about to offer a million illegal aliens immunity. why? why is he doing that? and the only thing the aclu hates more than the kkk are kkk haters. they will march into court to

defend these boys in the hood. we all know tolerance including tolerating the intolerant, right? >> you bet, my man. we'll see you at half time. let's welcome our guests. i am here with diane macedo. she is on weekdays on the fox business network. and the "red eye" fans dend mad it, so back is victor roberts. he makes his big screen debut. and bill schulz thinks he is traveling to permethius. and next to me is paul mccurio. and he is a lefty punk who only prints junk. how are you, pinch? >> it is that time of the year when fresh-faced young sc ri bes enter in the form of summer interns. you there. what section would you like to work for, young man?

david brooks hired you, didn't he? he will be in the mailroom. >> i always thought the only thing that would make this better is if there are two of them. both of you go away. so there is a socialist and chief and does he need celebrity relief 1234* he attempted to put the fun in fundraiser as he hobb knobbed and it has me so outraged that -- sorry, i can't do this. i have been teasing this story about relationships for the last two weeks. we never get to it. tonight i am hosting. guess who is leading off the a block. a study from the university of iowa has found that couples who have sex early on has the same quality as those who put off getting off. meaning that one nightstand could be the love of your life. as to what happens to the couples who wait?

i am just not sure how those who have stayed together as long as they have. who are we to question it? paul, i go to you to get you out of the way. is there anyway it was not done by men in order for women to sleep with them? >> with regard to you as somebody who has delayed sex to the point of never having it you have strong views. it is nice to see apathy and loveless marriages blossom from no sex or lots of sex. it feels like a study that is not saying much of anything. i don't know if it has revealed a lot. >> we will get to the next story. diane, will this study get closed inned mooed women think -- closed minded women think not until the 11th date rule? >> it depends on who you are talking to. i know couples who did end up together and are married and did sleep together on the first date. i know guys who had strict rules. if a girl puts out on the first date, she is not getting a second or third date. it depends on who you are

talking to, but most guys are looking for reasons not to get into relationships. >> i think the study indicated they had to break down the guys who -- whose relationships didn't work out. >> it is obvious. who fund this thing? don't they have more to research? >> the university of iowa. this is important work. >> this is our a-block story. we are leading the show with this. >> it took us two weeks to get to this story. welcome back. i am glad you could extend your stay here in the colony. >> it is my pleasure to see you. i am disturbed i have to sit next to this person. >> we apologize for that. >> next time maybe you can afford a sweater with a whole scuff thing. >> a guy like you doesn't need this, but do you think a lot of guys will use this result as a pick up line? >> it is a great question. clive owen and i were discussing this during our avanguard episode of "sluth." i urge everyone to come and

see it. this is an example of how far removed academia is from real life. they are always trying to tell us something that goes against what our parents tell us. they do it to define women in relationships so they can clumsily hit on them. that's why it is done. all they do is try to prove their parents were wrong. you tend to respect people less who give it away. that is a fact. >> this study says otherwise. >> that study is wrong. >> let me ask you a question. the important thing here is i feel like the version of "sluth" that you are doing in the end the mystery is not solved, but it doesn't matter because everybody is having a good time. >> that's the point. a lot of time the people in the audience are covered in blueprint, but the audience is pretty small. >> it is your mom. >> bill, you do the walk of

shame all the time, but it is you just shamefully walking home alone. does it make you want to have a better relationship with yourself? >> walking with just one heel. the study is very much true. if a guy does not call you back it is not because he thought you had loose morals. it is because he didn't like you that much. i feel that every car must be test driven. in this case used cars handle better. they just know where they are going and they know what they are doing. and they will let you sit on them. >> why do we say guys, combies, guys? there are plenty of people who want one night stands. >> comedian groupies ? >> you are right. there are women who go out and want one nightstand. but there is no strict rule that if a guy puts out on the first date he is not getting a relationship. there is a double standard, and it is fine if you pot it out, but it doesn't work the same both way. >> i disagree.

>> have you ever met a woman who said if a guy puts out on a first date there won't be a second or third? >> no, i met a women who said that, but to say it is just guys who want it on the first date and dump you after the first date and night of sex it is flawed. it is not about the sex. it is about the discussion the next morning. what guy stays around until the next morning? you are out of there as fast as you can. >> we are dudes. >> i find it hard to believe you spent the night. >> they are more likely to have other sex partners, but it can increase the risk of std's. even if you buy the study, that's not getting romantic about hooking up. >> it is not a good idea to encourage people to be per miss skew us with. i think thas -- that is why parents teachers and you stuff like that. save yourself for love or if not marriage. if you run around banging the town -- >> nobody will read the study and say i will start having

sex now because of a study in iowa. people will do what they will do. people will be boozed up and feeling good. >> are you making fun of iowa? >> no. >> shut up. if you want to see a really interesting contrast the behavior of hollywood and the movie these make. in hollywood they are per miss skew us with, but in the movie they are champion romance. >> i am wondering where this accent is. whereabout from england are you from? >> i perfected it this american accent over many years. >> we covered this last week. you were out of the country, but we talked about this. it was settled to our satisfaction. >> it is very mrs. doubt fire. from amor to amnesty, i'm imrants can stay thanks to his -- immigrants can stay thanks to his power play. his administration will no longer deport younger illegals who came to america as kids and have no criminal history and graduated from a u.s. high school and served in the

military or gives great massages. the policy change by bye passes congress and calls the goal of the dream act a thing. if this amnesty and is this immunity and is this a permanent fix or is this a stop gap measure that lets us have a degree of relief and hope to talented, driven patrick young people. driven patriotic young people. >> this is not amnesty. this is not immunity. this is not a path to citizenship. it is not a permanent fix. it is a temporary stop gap measure that lets us talk wisely and gives us a degree of relief and hope to talented, driven patriotic young people. >> it is a good thing i asked. >> you know who can make sense of all of this? r2d2 parrakeet.

>> apparently it is supposed to sound like one of the robots from star trek. victor, i go to you because you are here on a work visa. what do you make of this? >> i was discussing this with richard chamberlain. there is no audience whatsoever. i am glad you asked me. i brought a chart. here it is. i don't know if you can see this, but it has nothing to do with the story. it was be -- behind there and i thought i could show it. >> it looks like a big discrepancy in the numbers. >> that's my point. it is not about the economy. it is about elections. the fact is we have high unemployment here, and he is essentially giving 800,000 work permits which cannot help our employ meant, but it can help his re-election. this is only about hispanics. it is not about canadians or

belgians. i am for amnesty in one sense that i will take six mexicans over paul mccurio any day. >> you are not from this country so you are wrong. obama is up 2-1 against romney in regard to hispanics. >> i didn't say that. >> that's what you were implying. >> i think it is a political move in an election year. >> are you listening to me? >> with this english accent it is hard to follow you. but i don't think it is helping at all. it keeps them in this country. >> who? >> oh, it was a joke? >> you have to startling us. >> dye -- diane, there are a couple of things here s. this the right thing to do? and is president obama doing it with the right way to do it?

pick one of those two and answer it. >> i will go with the first one. we see this all the time. republicans always say oh we need boardser security. if they try to pass the border security the democrats say, we need other immigration policies. i don't understand why they can't get together and pass them at the same time. pass new immigration laws. the problem is you see this all the time. i have done countless stories on immigrants who come here and commit crimes. they kill three people in drunk driving accidents, and yet they are still here. and there is a hard working person who comes here. they have always paid their taxes and obeyed the law and they are the ones who get deported. at some point the priorities are shifted. we need to tighten the border. get it together, people. jay and in this case the idea of the -- >> and in this case the idea of the policy, the idea of the policy is you are talking about kids who were brought here by their parents. >> right. they didn't sneak over the border. they didn't break the law. they have ben here their whole lives. theoretically they are law

abiding citizens who are going to be hard working and going to pay taxes. you can say they are here illegally, about you there is no other argument saying they couldn't stay in the country. >> there is one thing. i think president obama said they are here through no fault of their own. so whose fault? their parents' fault. you get into the situation where they are breaking up a family. but you are not breaking up a family. it is the family's choice to come here and have the kids. it is going to be their choice whether to keep the family together or not. that's not our choice. that's the parents' choice. >> that also leads to a question. if it only protects the kids so the parents can be deported still. >> exactly. >> why does obama hate families? >> i don't know. >> that is so true. >> when they have a kid born in this country the kid is a citizen, but the parents can be deported. that goes on all the time.

>> college students are students. and if anybody has been in the military you should be able to stay in this country and get screwed by the tax system. that was a joke, everybody. laugh now. >> that's a good point. under this executive order one of the things is they have graduated high school. in the dream act if you have been to college. isn't that kind of snob be -- snoby. are you a better person if you went to college and what if you didn't go because you were working your ass off? >> and then define college. is it a legitimate college or a community college like the one that host greg gutfeld went to who is not here tonight. >> i worked in many restaurants before this job. not to stereo type, but a lot of the guys in the kitchen are illegal immigrants, but they work their butts off. >> if i said that they would be all over me. jay that was my experience. but they worked their butt off. they work harder than anybody else i know. they go home to their families and try to pay their bills the best they can and they show up

to work again five hours later and sometimes at a second or third job. to differentiate it by education makes no sense. >> can i point out a fallacy. greg gutfeld attended berkeley and mccurio went to the school of hard lips. >> bill, let me ask you this. this end run around congress, is this another campbel of what my good friend called the imperial presidency? and a follow-up question, should obama be impeached? >> the first answer, don't name drop. the second answer, of course. it was a political thing for obama to do. the question we should only be asked, is it the right thing to do? i believe it is. it is not like the anchor babies they are talking about. i am going to -- >> by the way, babies float.

>> if it is a fat baby. >> i want to play a clip of something that happened at the press conference. can we roll that? >> it is the right thing to do. >> excuse me sir. it is not time for questions, sir. not while i am speaking. the answer to your question, sir, and the next time i prefer you let me finish my statements before you ask that question is this is the right thing to do for the american people. i didn't ask for an argument. i am answering your question. >> that apparently wag neil monroe -- apparently neil monroe from the daily caller. if somebody did that to the queen they would be shot. >> he wasn't actually addressing the reporter. he was addressing a bird. >> is that right? >> yes, the bird that was tweeting. that means perhaps president obama is dilution national. you don't address a tweeting bird. >> they said that about dr. doo little.

>> and look what happened to him. in a way it is offensive. as you know the queen is royalty and in a sense president obama is your royalty. he is both your king and your queen. >> and our prime minister and our president and our king -- gentlemen, and our king. >> what do you say for every illegal that gets to say but we can kick someone out. the peruvian can stay, but chris brown has to go. >> i found it interesting that an administration official said this policy change that was announced is another step in the administration's evolving approach to immigration. allall of this evolution in an election year. >> these things always come out as november approaches. >> and there is no such thing as evolution. coming up, should all ugly

people be shipped to canada? diane macedo in her new book, how i fixed the economy. first, i am not going to lie to you, people. i will still be nude after the break. you are watching "red eye" on fnc. stick around.

well, it is bare-ass with class. nude vacations or staycions are booked. they are under scoring the vitality of the nude industry which brings in $440 million a year three tiles our country's gdp, i believe. says one insider, quote, i think when we vacation we would rather travel with like

minded people whether nudist or jazz music lovers. it is not just about getting on a cruiseship and taking your clothes off. of course it isn't, my man. and folks are increasingly looking for nude adventures. this is video i shot from my last adventure. >> in finland we are with cats. >> i would just like to make it clear my cats chose that. i had no idea what it was going to be. >> you lost a lot of weight. >> other than the fact that you can pack light which is great can you imagine anything worse than this? >> the problem with a lot of these nudist places -- i don't know if you have been to a nude beach -- but it is always people you don't want to see naked. although i do see the benefit. they are all free spirit, free love-type people. they look like they are having a grand old time.

i say go for it, but it is not for me. >> you have done a lot of nude theater. what do you make of this very real and not at all exaggerated trend. >> i am all for it. gwenyth paltrow and i are doing a musical. she plays a chandelier. there are a couple things wrong. who loves jazz music. this is the brainchild of a freelance writer who spent the weekend taking the word vacation and other words and going, okay, we have a brocation. that's when bros go on vacation. you have a stay-cation. and you have a nay-cation which is a vacation with a horse. >> the horse rejected you. it didn't like your pompous attitude. >> they say lifestyle is about enjoying themselves without the burden of clothes. but it is in a nonsexual environment with like minded

folks. >> it is not about being free with like minded people. it is about looking down at your feet. ifyou can't eat on a cruise -- >> by the way, what good is a vacation if you can't post the pictures? >> don't you think it is a bunch of people who can't get laid? if we get together and get naked somebody will sleep with me? >> these are the people who had sex the first day. >> exactly. >> it is all coming back. >> you know what, it was a good point. >> after the show they will write. they were persistent that this was not a sexual thing. it is a lifestyle thing. >> if you are an exhibitionist that is a fetish. if you like to be naked and you like people to look at your grotesque body because face it, the human body is not beautiful. that is a myth. >> bill is it a myth that it is not beautiful or a myth it

is beautiful? >> it is beautiful. i have seen a lot of naked bodies in my time. >> yours and a lot of other people's shares. >> bill, some nudists want to see nude golf, a nude town. is that going to happen? will there be a nue -- newton abbie. >> everything was leading to that? maybe it is the last catholic in me, but i can't understand the desire to be nay cad. naked. i don't get it. i feel we are returning to the 1970s between the economy, the gas prices and a love of streaking, this is the new me decade and it disgusts me. >> can you believe how uptight these guys are? >> i want to be naked. >> don't ever, ever, of, -- ever, ever, ever be naked. ever. >> the only thing making it

worse than his wardrobe is what's underneath it. >> i donned man -- i don't man scape. >> that's kind of a wardrobe them. >> i don't want to though that you don't man-scape. >> and he does it to himself. that's the most bizarre thing. >> our send it around and cc yourself. >> the one place you don't want these people naked is the casino. you don't want a guy drunk and naked and slots around. i don't think that i don't think it is a problem. i swam naked as a kid and it was good for me. >> i don't think it is a problem. but it is not for me. >> we agree it is a problem when paul does it. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at fox news at red eye.com. and to leave a voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from gaff -- from gavin mcguinness.

let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong. we go to gavin mcguinness. >> how are you, andy? >> good, i think. >> it was a good show. not a lot of mistakes. i am a little dubious on some of the statements. >> please, tell us. >> diane, you know of men who have dumped women for putting

out on the first date? >> not dumped them, per say. they just didn't go on more dates with them because they didn't see it leading to a relationship. jay so they were disappointed in these women? jay i don't think so. i just don't think they saw them as girlfriend material. my argument is those guys were not looking for girlfriends anyway. >> so they went on a date. they slept with a girl. >> they went on the date to get laid. they got laid, job done, see you later. >> that makes a little more sense. i will let you go on that one. paul, can we talk to paul? i noticed you jump to loveless marriage and then you say who would want to stay over. where did you get this cynical view of women and sex and romance? >> my whole [bleep] life. >> simple question, simple answer. >> i know we are short on time so i wanted to be sussinct. >> are you married? >> not after this show. >> guys get into relationships and women get into

relationships. what i don't like about the conversation is guys, guys, guys sleep around and women don't. guys initiate one night stands and women don't. whether it turns into a relationship or not with a woman depends on the individuals. i know shute men and shute -- slutty men and slutty women equally. you have a beard because you are sleeping with seven or eight people at the sale time. >> -- at the same time. >> where? >> maybe are you that ugly. >> what are you second grade? you have a booger. there. >> and you said you stair at your feet because you don't want to lose your appetite on a nude cruise. that would help your appetite looking at your toes? >> no because there were bagels on the top of my feet. >> that makes more sense. bill, i think you are the only one who got the survey right. you said if guys are into someone they don't care if they put out early. >> exactly. i don't know why we needed a survey, but thank you.

the first time i have ever gotten a gold star at half time. >> you did a great job. i am so proud of you. >> you were talking about this obama amnesty thing, i was not clear how you feel about it. >> i have ichs mixed feelings -- i have mixed feelings. i think the idea of deporting them, and i feel like punishing children for something they didn't do wrong is a problem. on the other hand i am not thrilled he did it via executive order. i think it is supposed to be more of a legislative process to make a decision like this. >> the 4 thenth -- the 14th amendment says if the baby is born here he is a citizen. he was talking about older kids. jay he was talking about children that were not born here, but maybe came as kids. >> wanted to make sure that was clear. >> and we have 15 million already? >> yes. >> let's bring in another 800,000. >> you are not bringing them in. they are here. >> let's keep another

800,000. >> i don't understand the point of going -- the money you have to spend to deport them and trying to track them down and do all of this -- >> you don't have to track them down. the beauty of the problem is you just tweak it and make it more difficult for employers and they leave with their tail between their legs. >> i understand that. to me i would just assume -- i am close to an open borders guy when it comes to immigration. if people want to come here, this is the greatest country in the world. >> at what point? when do we stop? >> gavin, along with that i don't think people should come over here and get handouts from the government. >> look at the er in california. >> i understand that. i would not like handouts either. >> i have a problem with people saying they want to come here and live a better life. that's not what this country is about.

>> that's what every country does. >> that's not the principal. we have a statue that says give me your tired, your hungry and your poor. >> we do? >> yes. and we shouldn't have that statue. >> you can't change policies over hundreds of years. you can adapt. there are certain principals that are put out initially and circumstances change that require the principal to change. >> the problem is there is a priority issue. they are spending so much time trying to deport people who shouldn't be deported and there are criminals who should be deporting. they are spending money deporting the wrong people. they need to get the people in the way out of the way. >> i just want to be clear that we let more people in than any other country than the world combined. we are being very generous. there is no need to ramp it up. >> i am pro ramp. it is fun. you jump. >> and your american accent is

exquisite. >> thank you, gavin. it is better than russell crowe's. >> i do a lot of theater. i often play an american in england. i kind of honed it. >> you know what i realize looking at you, you look like a midget russell crowe with two foreheads. >> i take that as a compliment. i really do. >> you have twice the foreheads of russell crowe. i am done. >> are you done? >> thanks, gavin. >> nothing about nude-cations. >> i talked about paul's feet. you want more? >> no, we probably don't need more. >> i am all for nudity. >> thanks, gavin. coming up, what is the key to making audiences laugh? paul mccurio on his new book, beats me? >> and will vacuum tubes change the way way travel? here is a hint, i already bought my ticket.

it don't get sexier than this. the klan is asking for help. the department of transportation is denying to adopt a piece of road and clean it for, well, obvious reasons. but an aclu spokesperson says despite the klan's history and that means it is time for a loathe so many animation. >> lightning roooouuunnnnndddd. lightning round. >> paul, you are a card carrying member of the aclu and the kkk. this is like a dream come true for you. >> i have had a busy day. i was defending someone earlier because i am a lawyer and i was ironing my sheets. i can't believe i am saying this. it is the kkk, and they shouldn't be discriminated against. why are they trying to up their profile?

get a better image? look at those guys cleaning the highway. they are not all bad after all. let me rethink my position on blacks and jews. maybe they are right. >> i think they are trying to get people to remember they still exist. the klan is a hate group. can they discriminate? >> they tried to do this in missouri. they said no. they said it was a ruling against them for their political beliefs and that is not legal. i can't see why georgia would be able to do it. >> the queen would never let a group like the klan clean a highway. >> i am not so sure about that. she is a cranky booger. i haven't talked to her in ages. why adopt a highway when there are so many children out there that need love. >> they are harder to clean. >> that is true. >> here is the thing. i think it would be great to allow them to clean a highway and make sure the road is in an inner city and see what happens. >> they have to wear their sheets. it would be awesome. >> the fact that they are adopting something that is

black , maybe they are taking a step. >> they might learn something. >> maybe a mixed gravel road. you never know. >> bottom line, this is not really a surprise. this is what the aclu does. it defends commi's like you. that's their job. >> i don't like the insult there. i would say that i am all for white trash clean up of actual trash for no other reason than do you really want a kkk guy with a lot of time on his hands? keep them busy. and i do feel that while they are doing this it could be counterproductive. people will be throwing stuff at them when they normally would have them in their car. >> when do they clean? >> that's a good question. >> i never see people cleaning unless they are dui guys. >> i was going to say, i have seen that. >> you see people doing community service. >> why do they do this while talking? >> if they are committed to it while wearing white. >> there is nobody left. there are like four guys left.

>> how do you know that? >> i have noticed the meetings getting smaller. >> shut up. >> i forget if it was 2,000 or 5,000. >> that's the people and there is a bunch that nobody knows about. >> as a brit i find it amusing when i go to a baseball game and i am sitting out there and i will look up and during the first and second inning there is a k and a k and a k. i am amazed that you americans would do that in a tournament. >> you don't see that in a cricket tournament. next topic, according to the bbc, victor's favorite, giant vacuum tubes could have us traveling from new york to london in an hour. vac train technology uses a series of tubes, like the internet, with the air sucked out to propel a capsule up to

4,000 miles per second. teams are working on the concept and we could see this within 10 years. it sounds awesome, but as soon as somebody is vaporized in the first accident it is done. >> i just don't want to be the first person in it. make sure you are on the second or third trip. i think it sounds awesome and i was a fan of the jet sons. >> i love the tubes. i love those. >> they send the mail through? >> yes. we just need giant tubes for people. >> we used to drive up for the deposits. we would drive up. >> that's before my time. >> you could perform in london's west end and take a tube and perform on broadway on the same night. >> i must confess that i didn't get the stories in time. so i went and studied the wrong kind of vac kook tube. >> is that right? >> i happen to have an

intimate knowledge of. i think it would be awesome. all technology whether vcr's or dvd's or blenders, this will be a transportation of old-fashioned pornography through a tube. just shoot to your friends. >> it can read people doing porn. >> talk about what else technology could be used for. maybe having an awesome bachelor party in space. >> every bachelor party i attend is awesome. >> not in space. >> anything in space is better. we discussed this. i will get serious here for a second. i will bring some levity to a level table. a lot of time terrorists get through security. it takes a longish plane ride to tack pell the shoe bomber. there is not a lot of time between a and b if one got

into a tube and that scares me. >> how many got into a tube? >> three. >> first of all, don't look at my sheet. >> if i want tosh -- dash if i want to be in something with the air sucked out of it i will climb that victor's brain. come on, up top. >> are you going to do the great line? >> i hate all of you. jay do we have time for the last topic? >> they are bummed in alaska after an evil hoax lead the town to believe they were getting a taco bell. fliers were out announcing it would happen before july 4th and offer employ meant. but it was a sick, sick, sick joke. i don't know what is harder. the dreemsz -- the dreams of having a tau whoa bell were crushed or they dreamed of having taco bell. >> they will be so sad if

somebody took away my tau whoa bell. >> it is a front are to pet co. >> no i may have the best commercials and the day cos a delicious. >> should we call on your country, sherlock holmes? >> that is not a live character. >> is that the nude version where it is not sherlock it is the other thing? >> yes, it is. >> the affect is the opposite -- you know it is this hoax of when paul mccurio is coming to town and they are relieved. >> he is not performing. >> why would you laugh at that? >> it is funny. i laugh at funny things. and that's why i don't laugh with you. >> are they missing out on something special?

>> taco bell is hands on. people will get their restaurant. they are one of the few franchises, if you reply back they will often give you gift certificates. there will be a happy ending to this story. taco bell will come to this town. >> if taco bail does come to this town this guy is a hero? >> big cities don't want big chains and small towns do. lease come so we can afford your dollar value meal. it seems really strange. >> how does it ruin their economy. >> people can still go to the -- >> no. when you offer $2 for a lousy taco you won't spend more on a hamburger. >> it provides dozens and dozens of more pain. >> wal-mart comes in -- people can shop at other places if they want to.

>> it is because of her lousy son. >> there are more treats in this home than a taco bell taco. >> if the mom and pop store are making a homemade chicken sentence, if that's what people want they will go to the mom and pop to get that. >> mom and pop stores are the most over rated things. >> let me finish you loud, strange man. when you go to a mom and pop store they never have what you want. you want a can of soup and it is there for 10 years. >> you don't need to project like you are in the theater. >> you are all wrong. >> have to go. it is time for a break. more stuff when we return.

smie i want to show a -- i want to show a clip from wednesday's "price is rite." >> i want to say hi to greg

gutfeld and anally levey and bill schulz. >> that guy rules. we did actually take the time to learn his name. it is matthew maxwell. thanks for that matthew maxwell. the only thing -- he said your name -- he said greg's name and then my name and bill's name. there was a fourth name i don't know who that person is, but it kind of ruined the whole thing for me that it wasn't just the three of us. >> it was weird. it was like mentioning pete best. what are you talking about? >> she is a lovely woman. >> from you going to reference dana vachon get the last thaim right. >> that's who it is. lovely author. >> he had great hair. >> you can see a "red eye" fan a mile away because of the hair. >> and boy does he look like his name. matt maxwell. that is a matt maxwell right there. >> you mentioned you can see our fans a mile away. a lot of that is the orange jump suit.

>> and the herpes. >> you guys love your fans. >> we love our fans. i know greg does as well. if he would be here he would say he loves our fans. >> but he president cay be here. >> a lot of times our fans won't let me love them. >> and you have tried. >> i try all of the time. >> push you out of the bushes of their home? >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up from gavin mcguinness. go to fox news.com/red eye.

don't forget you can watch us on saturday at 2:00 p.m. a new "red eye" returns on monday, people. guests are tucker carlson, remi spencer and thomas shalou. >> he's funny. time to go back to gavin for the post game wrap up. >> paul let's start with you.

i understand you will be experimenting with this comedy talking you do? >> i am. i will be on a naked cruise unmanscaped. stop shaking your head. >> i nodded. >> not you. i am talking to andy, this annoying person on my left. it is next thursday through saturday june 21st to the 23rd. and you are all coming. >> he told us he has a hotel room. imagine a 40, 45-year-old guy -- >> have i a free hotel room -- i have a free hotel room. >> and then he tried to high five us. >> i am not that old. what is next? a limo? those are like $80. >> a hummer limo. >> have i a stretch hummer limo. >> white. >> for you and your beard. >> your pretentious beard. >> you know when you get in the hotel room he will get mad if you open the mini bar. so just refill the bottles.