thank you for watching. watch greta van susteren tonight for her special guest jan brewer. not huckabee. brewer. i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. now what is coming up on tonight's show? >> do you take this president to love, honor and obey until death do you part? no? how about a nice set of dishes? and those bus bullies finally apologized to the poor bus monitor. do you think it had anything to do with being publicly shamed by the entire nation? no, they just had a few days to reflect. that's what kids do. they think. and will america be able to handle the truth about the

drama about tv news? my prediction, all of the characters will talk really fast. andy? >> we had a little line from "a few good men" i believe. >> you got it. >> see you ity half. let's welcome our guest. i'm here with hero to murderers and arsonists, remi spencer. her motto? pay may fee and you will go scott free. and he is comeeden were -- comedian keith albershot. bill schulz is off so emma watson is in a stage adeptation of rock of ages. and she knows big time socks like i love knitting socks. next to me is liz mcdonald. and there is no pinch tonight so we get to start the show right now. well, i have noticed by naked dc.com, an internet address, the president's campaign has launched an obama event registry where your wedding

guest can make a donation to his re-election effort. as they put it, got a birthday, anniversary or wedding coming up? let your friends know how important it is to you. register with obama 2012 and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. it is a great way to support the president on your big day. and it is a gift we can appreciate and goes farther than a gravy bowl. try telling that to these little fellows. >> i have had thanksgivings like that? not really. i usually am on my couch watching a turkey dinner. enough about me. keith? >> yes. >> this is kind of gross. aren't weddings political enough with the seating arrangements and all? >> they are. i thought they said it goes further than a gravy boat which i thought was appropriate.

i bet they were trying to -- this administration was trying to find somebody who wants to invent a boat this runs on gravy. they are that environmentally friendly. >> i like the idea of a delicious cylindra. are you pushing your politics on your guest, and maybe should you not do that? >> relationships have enough problems without the president or the government. and you know what? we didn't hear mentioned? civil unions, right? >> that's a good point. >> none of those words were used. >> why is the president of the united states a homophobe? is this the idea of the result of some let's think outside the box. how ironic was the stunt double for hugh grant in "four

weddings and a funeral"? here is the thing. this is an amazing idea. it is a creative gift, but it is designed to tell your guest that you are better than they are. the only thing worse than a bread machine, if somebody has it on their registry, i am getting them an nra membership. i will find the most opposite thing i can get and i am sending it to them. although we can't have guns in england. >> there is no nra. >> it stands for something else. >> is that right? >> yes, national -- >> think about it for awhile and get back to us. >> remi, i am guessing you think this is a good idea and when you read this story it is possible you went, awe. >> andy, are you getting it wrong as always. i am a 36-year-old woman. i have been to enough weddings in my life to tell you that these brie tall -- bridal registries are difficult and

painful enough. why are you going to start espousing your politics before your wedding? i don't understand it. >> they already agree. >> you may be right about that which gets to another problem in society that all people only hang out with people like minded. you think, well, everyone i am inviting to this wedding must think the same way. >> that's a good point. i would take a mortgage payment in lieu of it. >> slept point, young lady. >> thank you, victor. >> is this a sign that the obama campaign is desperate for money, and they know they are going to lose in november and the country will be saved? >> it is a sign of extreme cheesiness. we have gone from magnets and buttons to t-shirtses -- t-shirts to wedding gifts ? i am not saying the president is behind this, but when we had the clinton retailing. lincoln bedroom we thought that was bad. now it is this. >> i'm sure this was barack

obama's idea. that's obvious. keith, what is next? maybe an ad that says instead of putting money in your children's college fund why not put it in the re-election campaign? is there no end to what the monsters will do? >> obama and the campaign, they love hollywood. maybe this is a strategy to get the hollywood couples married and get them together. brad and angelina. burt and ernie. >> muslim interloper ssments sorry, i have been reading some blogs. >> here is the thing, according to the obama administration, every woman is a julia, right? this fits in. he should be giving the bride away. shouldn't he be there at every wedding? >> he donated enough that he should. >> he should be there.

>> why did i agree to do this show anyways? >> by the way, what is the title of this? it is obama's -- what is it? what is the title of this -- >> donation? >> it is obama something registry, what is it? well the acro anymore is -- what is it. >> gift registry? >> eor. >> are you not supposed to ask questions you don't know the answer to. >> it stands for obama is in the emergency courtroom politically. >> i don't think that is what it means. >> that was a good one. >> thank you. it took me awhile. >> remi, final question to you. >> it was a long way to go.

i took a red eye to get here. >> i know. you took the night off. who is your understudy for the show you are in? >> that little guy. >> daniel ratcliff? >> yes. >> a little frightened by me. >> the campaign donation goes a lot further than a gravy bowl which as keith eluded to it is gravy boat. but you can't put gravy in a donation, can you? >> no, absolutely not. it is different, but it doesn't go further. >> i don't think any bride will want to put obama or any political donation on her resume. >> who keeps the donation if there is a divorce? >> good oint? >> who gets the tax de tucks? >> -- deduction. >> it is like giving somebody a gift that doesn't work. do you get a store credit? >> president obama is a juicer. >> i think our lawyers would

prefer -- here in america we have different laws than you do in england. anyway, i will move on after saying that obviously it is clear now, obama needs to be impeached. from registries to apologies, well, they said they were sorry so everything is hopingy dore -- honky-dorie. they apologized after their viciousness went viral. that would be these kids. >> are you fat. you are so fat. you take up the whole seat. if i stabbed you in the stomach it would go through you like butter because it is all lard. >> if you don't have nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all. >> that was delightful. one of the students issued a

statement to police saying, quote, i am so sorry for the way i treated you. when i saw the video i was disgusted and could not believe i did that. i will not treat anyone like this again. another said he felt, quote, really bad. over 20,000 strangers have donated to her campaign called let's give karen the bus monitor a vacation. the funds are over $500,000 which seems like a good start. anyway, as i always say, treat people and cats the way you want to be treated. >> that was mildly terrifying. you were saying in the green room, boys will be boys. how can you take the side of these monsters? >> i have witnesses here. victor will attest that that is not accurate. >> he was cackling. >> i blame everybody.

i think it is a failure of society. i don't know when kids are exposed to. parents need to be better at raising their children. i don't think this is an isolated incident, sadly. there are people -- not just children, but adults being bullied and in violent ways. it is not just that they were nasty to her. they were violent. that's what is so scary. i don't know if tv or media had something to do to contribute to that, but bringing this case forward is a good example that will hopefully become a lesson for other young adults. 1kwr50*eu spoiler alert, it won't. >> the school is considering suspending them for a year. she doesn't want the boys expelled. she wants them banned from riding the school bus and banned from team sports. >> they should be suspended and banned from team sports. the kid who said the thing about the knife if i stuck it through you, that child should be put into counseling immediately. that was terrifying.

i do not know what is going on in that kid's home life, that child's home life. sorry is not enough. i think they should be basically scrubbing the school buses with toothbrushes, and i think they should be suspended. i think that this would be setting an example. you know what else should be an example? 20 or 30 years back they will look back at this video and say "what a bunch of jerks we were." >> i don't think they should be suspended for a year. that seems a little harsh. but i like your idea of cleaning the buses with toothbrushes. they should wear a shirt saying i am a huge [bleep] or something like that. they should wear that every day to school for an entire year. keith, one of the boys says he couldn't believe he did that after he watched the video saying "i can't believe i did that." really? >> first of all, i saw his quote, and there is no way he wrote that. i have seen and heard how kids talk these days. somebody wrote that for him. >> you think? >> he had syntax and proper

grammar and proper use of zero double negatives. what happened to respecting your elders? kids need to learn you don't hate on the elderly until you are driving behind them in the fast lane. they are not old enough to drive yet. >> they shouldn't know that. >> they will learn later. >> that's a fair point. >> in england are boys as nasty as they seem to be in this video? >> i had a long discuss with colin firth when we were doing ab adeptation of "lord of the flies." the children spread jam on our chest and the flies landed on it. it was experimental. >> that was all improve. >> it was improve. it is something we like to do, colin and i. we don't get along much because of what happened. it is not a failure of society. it is the end result of society. we glorify mob rule. we have these websites that are completely devoted.

and they are filming people doing horrible things. they were doing this knowing they were being filmed. they have seen this on the web. we were actually rewarding reality tv which you watch these shows and they are being taught that if you want attention whether it is through flash mobs or whatnot, this is what you do. it is kind of sad. *9 other thing, $500,000 for a vacation, great. i would tell her to go to san dahls. sandals. >> you wouldn't spend $500,000 on one three-day weekend in thailand. >> i would rather not bring that up because the court case is still going on. remi, by the way, thank you for stepping in there. the other lawyers were so disgusted by the details they dropped me. remi said, i could probably get you off, and she did.

>> remi, you stated publicly, you posted on your website and on your blog that you will defend these bullies pro bow know. pro-bono. >> number one i don't have a blog. >> and number two, i don't post anything at all. >> not denying that she would pay pro-bono. >> i do pro-bono work. >> i do believe in the system and i think victor is laughing at his own joke. >> that's what they do. >> they need somebody that will council them as to how to handle the difficult situation. >> like how parents should be doing. >> there is one thing that

doesn't make sense to me. southwest airlines wants to fly karen to disneyland. this lady has been tormented by children. >> and they want to fly her. >> she was standing in long lines at the stupid rides. >> take her to chuck e cheese. >> can we agree we don't have to give more money to her? like 500,000 is a lot of money. >> it makes people feel good about doing something that is -- it is like they did something -- at this point it is for the person who is giving the money for her. you can't complain. >> you are just a jerk. jay here is the thing. i am not complaining and i think it is great people have done this. it shows the can do spirit of america and why this country is better than yours, quite frankly, but i think there are a lot of people who are hurting out there and looking out saying this woman has half

a million dollars for a vacation. if you have that money to give -- >> maybe she doesn't have to work again. >> why do you -- >> why would she use half a million dollars on one vacation. >> she can now buy a condo in florida and she doesn't have to work at a crappy bus job. >> if she doesn't use it, it is fraud as far as i'm concerned. >> she could be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. >> ever wonder what it would be like for clive owen and jude law to see you naked? what it takes to become a star in england. first are celebrities worried about too many fundraisers? probably or they wouldn't be doing a story. do i have to explain everything?

did he mistake an arm for a chicken parm. >> in another attack this week, a florida man bit a chunk of flesh out of another dude's arm. charles baker seen here was trying to visit his kids and when he wasn't allowed in he was cussing and screaming and shedding his clothes. baker bit his bicep. cops say he was under the influence of an unknown drug. didn't see that coming. and for now let's go to our taser cory spawnent did. correspondent. >> he is a loyal friend. this is the key question. do you think all of these

flesh eating incidents are being caused by a government program or was there an accident at the centers for disease control in atlanta? >> what? >> it is one of those two things. >> it could be drugs or bath salts. you talk to them in the country and they hear, what? zombies? that would basically be a great argument against people who want to legalize drugs. >> except, remi, every time something like this happens they say it is bath salts or an unknown drug. >> we know bath salts can have that. >> it is a drug. it is sold as bath salts. it is a product that is meant for a different purpose. >> i use bath salts. i put on cold play and light some candles. >> it is legalized meth.

>> it is legalized meth on steroids basically. >> or is it steroids on meth? >> it could be either. >> some of the side affects it makes people feel like they are very, very hot. and so they rip off their clothes which is why so many people are stripping down naked. it makes me want to bite. it is a dangerous drug and people can't snort it or inject it. >> regulate it. >> i want to get to the important questions here. >> when do the zombies come 1234*. >> we will be doing something with the problem then. >> the media has to stop sensational liesing the whole cannibalism thing.

the guy bit an arm. >> you get off my set. >> the guy bit an arm. he is not a cannibal. >> victor, back in the 1990s you popular rised the rise of the theater in the west end. is it fair to say you are a prophet? sky kyra knightly is a friend of mind. she didn't get the job by eating tofu. this is disturbing. a couple months ago. nobody talks about it anymore. >> do you remember that drug? there is this thing that happens, and then it goes away. the thing that i find so interesting, the big drug

influencing everybody is in florida. >> he is going through this hell. he lost his faith, but he is making -- he is so good natured. i don't know how he could go through this with a positive attitude. >> quickly and then i have to go to break. that was quick enough. >> you talk about bath salts and whatever, but because the government wants you to believe that to cover up the fact that this is ever being caused by a government program or there was some kind of hideous accident. >> it is going to be in society. >> and it sickens me that you people sit here and swallow that stuff. so have a comment on the

show? >> call 212-462-5050. it is the half time report. >> it is that imaginary guitar and especially when mimicking rock music. thanks, air guitar.

welcome back. now we go to tom shillou. >> hi, andy. >> hi, how are you? >> good. i'm in a new study here today. >> very exciting. >> it is a crappy place to be, isn't it? >> it is fun. i am here among my peers. >> you are a freak. >> story number one, the wedding gift story. liz, you mentioned there was no talk of civil unions. it mentions that people can give for all sorts of events it can be birthday parties and anniversaries and everything like that. they want to be inclusive. that sounds wonderful. >> tom, doesn't it specifically not mention civil unions? >> what you decide makes it worse. it mentions birthdays and it mentions graduations and birthdays. >> it goes out of its way not to mention civil unions. there is a reason for that. >> perhaps the reason is they

want to include -- perhaps they think the whole idea of civil unions is passe because a wedding is a wedding now. isn't that the case? >> that's what i would expect from a spokesperson from the administration. >> wow. >> you were wonder fght administration was advocating a boat running on gravy. there are people in the administration who are looking for ways to power america's boats with vegetable oil and other kinds of bay yow diesel products. -- bio diesel products. >> i am a genius. >> pretty close. >> are you knowledgeable about events going on in your own country. the nra was in britain. you can go to the website, nra.uk.org. i'm sorry, it is nra.org.uk.

but they have a branch over there. >> i had no idea. do i need to talk to this man? >> you don't need to. >> and this has mefer come up at the -- never come up at the pheasant hunts. >> can i make a point about the whole inclusion thing? inclusion is over rated. have you ever gone on vacation for hedonism? >> why are they called beef eaters? is it their big hats? >> no, not at all. let me tell you. >> by the way their name -- you know i thought it was because they look like a buffalo was eating from the head down. >> you know, i won't sit here and have my home country humiliated by this strange

force. >> i think they are charming in those furry hats. >> i don't know what you are. >> by the way it is the oer, the obama event registry. >> and i came up with obama in the er because his campaign is in trouble. that was the point i was trying to make. >> victor, at some point you said obama was a juicer. is that like a wanker or something? >> it is equivalent to the gift you get at a wedding and you don't need. >> i know what you were saying. i was trying to be jokey. >> it failed. >> that's the problem with having them on the show. i only want to be on here when andy levy is at half time. that person is embarrassing me. >> i am going to cry. i will be nicer. i promise. >> remi, you were talking about oprah crashing weddings. i have been searching and i have seen nothing about this. was this in your dreams? when was oprah crashing

weddings? >> i don't know how you didn't find it on the internet. a couple years ago she was stoping into regular people's weddings unannounced, and it was in the news. >> okay. >> she pre end ited it was for them, but -- she pretended it was for them, but she was eating all of the cake. >> i have no memory of that. >> i'm assuming none of you men have watched the oprah show on a regular basis. >> you are assuming incorrectly. >> my wife watches it. >> did you call her instead of googling? did you call her and ask her? >> i will do that. story two, b. this is phac mating. recommend -- fascinating. remi you said, they weren't just using words, they were violent. were they violent? was there imagery there? >> actually it is threats and it is a form of violence. you can have violence without a form of contact. >> and they actually touched her. >> and that language, that is a very dangerous threat. it is one thing to taunt

somebody, but another thing to threaten to hurt them -- slice them with a knife? >> especially -- i think i would rather be taunted by a child than a big, scary man. >> you want to be taunted by children? is that what you said? >> do you watch horror movie -- movies ? kids will eat you. >> the kid wasn't saying he was going to stab her. he was making fun of her for being fat. i am not condoning what he said. he said basically are you so fat if i stabbed you with a knife -- >> how do you make that -- >> he is not threatening to stab her with a knife. >> you don't have to have veins bulging. >> it was not a threat. >> you know, it is funny -- >> it was a creepy thing to say. >> absolutely, but it wasn't a threat. >> i feel like there is a pattern here. andy and i -- we are not siding with the bullies, but we see that sometimes boys

will be boys. they do things -- >> no, we are not agreeing with that. >> we are agreeing. >> we are absolutely not agreeing on that. you are a leprechaun in a dream and i am a human being with emotions and feelings and emotions. >> when you and i were altar boys on the bus we did similar things to the other kids. >> i don't know what you did when you were an altar boy, and frankly i don't want to know. >> this is like a bad oprah show. >> the thing is everybody knows. when you get on to a bus or anywhere there are kids together, seven kids are more threatening than two adult males. they form together like a super hero. >> victor, look back to your childhood. don't you remember there was always one adult in every situation where you found out that adult -- you could tease them and there was no recourse from it. and then all of the kids went

to town on that one adult. there was an assistant coach i had in little league that was like that. once you find that adult it becomes a sport. it has been happening for years. >> we found out people relept leslie abused him -- relentlessly abused him. >> he had a fear of fruit flies. it was nonstop. >> andy, you said she should be tried for fraud if she doesn't use this as a vacation. >> i stand by that. >> she never asked for the money. she can do whatever she wants with it. >> she would have gotten it under false pretenses, and i believe she should be tried and possibly -- you know what, i won't say it. >> let's go to story three here. keith, come now. you said biting is not battery in the first seg end meant. and then you say biting is not cannibalism. what is biting? >> can i talk to my lawyers first?

let me make sure i am saying the right thing. what did i say? >> you have been talking about biting. you said biting was not battery, and then in the third segment it wasn't -- >> the first segment was the grave reboat. gravy boat. >> perhaps i miss heard. >> aggravated battery is too big and gigantic of an umbrella. >> what is biting but eating a person's arm. >> are you biting. you are not eating. you are biting. >> if flesh is removed that is definitely cannibalism. >> flesh was not removed. >> speaking of bullying, victor in your country you had a bullying problem with a little country called india. do you remember that? >> that was before my time. >> would you advocate a nonviolent solution for america's playgrounds? >> i thought we were talking about cannibalism.

>> i just remembered you have a dirty history of bullying other countries. >> i take offense to your line of questioning, young man. i believe there needs to be -- we need to reinstitute some corporal punishment into the schools. >> great american accent by the way. >> thank you. i have been practicing for years. i have had some great time with helen miran. joy he is such a great man. -- >> he is such a great man. a lot of people don't know what he does. >> see you at the end of the show. coming up, what are critics saying in the newsroom? if there are not three topless scenes in the first 10 minutes it is unrealistic. you are watching "red eye" on

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the critics have spoken. on sin -- on sunday it was the opposite of kind. it is about the inner workings of a nightly news broadcast. jake taper in the newsroom said they will talk about the higher journalism. he reveals he is not much of an expert on the subject. another review says as much as the show claims about the power of discourse they are as one sided as harlem globe trotter game. let's pile on with our panel of experts who have not even see the show. >> lightning rooouuuuunnnnddd.

>> remi, i am a iewj -- a huge sorkin fan and you are a huge west wing fan. >> i am not crushed. i think everyone is jealous. >> it is not real housewives of orange county. it was more intelligent than anything else. >> i'm the only person on the planet that watched studio 64 that many times and lived. but it looks really bad. victor? >> yes. >> sorkin makes ties main character and he can attack the gop. for a guy who is so smart as remi says, isn't that pretty transparent and hackie? >> it is based on the strange new respect theory which is --

if the left moves right, that's evil, but that's heroic. by the way which never happened. generally as people get older they move from left to right. in evening land aaron sorkin could not hold his blood pudding. he was a pathetic individual. and can i add one thing? the tea party is the focus of his ire on this show. not occupy wall street. let's rate people. >> although we have to say the show takes place in 2010. >> he could have used the time travel machine. they do exist. >> you have jeff daniels and a great cast. can it be awful? >> i cannot watch anything with jeff daniels in it without thinking of harry dunn from "dumb and dumber."

i don't think any one of his characters can showcase a conscience now. it is like watching mr. t work without a mow hawk. it doesn't make sense. it has beenen -- it has been engrained in my head. i haven't seen any of his work unless he created "alf" and" quantum leap." >> i have been told he did not. >> some of his most challenging work is his septum. >> will people care if the newsroom is realistic or not realistic. >> it is more interesting than the whole facebook story really was and people loved it. >> i can't believe they are doing the show. it feels old and quaint. it feels alls old as a rotary telephone or a sewing machine. journalists -- i mean smug self-righteous, right minded journalists, really, come on. 24r* is no recognizable human beings in this show.

>> true. >> and the issues it cussers are so not relevant -- and it covers are so not relevant. they are irrelevant. >> i think sorkin would argue that he writes people as he wishes they were and not as they are. >> some democrats will treat it like a documentary. >> like they did with the west wing. >> like a crazy zealous who thinks "the exer cyst" is a documentary. >> i loved "the exer cyst." >> that's a crazy, scary movie. >> real priests were used in that movie. >> bottom line, the two great television shows involve josh molina. i think it is cree -- i think it is clear. >> get a room. >> that's why he is doing the show. >> i don't think it is a bad

idea. it is a good idea, but i feel like it is going to be sanctimonious. >> i will tell you why it is being done. it is because it is a fact that for the longest time liberals have owned the playing field. and now that you have talk radio. you have fox news and you have blogs. this is his efforts of saying oh my god it is going to hell. i need to protect this. what is it on hbo? it can bomb because people are paying for it. >> is he using scott again? >> no. scott was busy. i kid. time to take a break. joining us is morris albert. that will be fun.

a new law will force sex offenders to put their face on profiles. they will have to list their crime and say what they look like andir addresses. this law is aimed at covering the sites without the policy. remi uget most of these creeps out of jail. are you bummed that maybe you can't tweet with them now? >> that's it. i am never coming back.

i represent the people who have been accused of crimes. that's correct. the rest of which you said is not correct. here is the deal. the social media sites can restrict people from being on their website. we can all agree it is a good thing they have restrictions for those convicted of terrible crimes. i do think this law will be challenged on first amendment grounds. i think the of the conviction is a public record. but having them wear a scarlet fee is not a legal thing. we will have to see about that. >> they passed the law because of a prior law that was tossed out i think by the louisiana state supreme court i think. you might be right. liz, you said these people shouldn't be allowed to go on the internet or own a computer. >> i said, no -- well, i didn't say that. i said if you fear this, go on your facebook or twitter account.

it would be the fate of the federal government to step in and stop this. >> it is a state law, but federal law would pre cement the state's legislation. -- preempt the state's legislation. >> keith, could you please add to this legal discussion? >> well, facebook i will say this, is from what i understand very serious about their stance. i am from nashville, tennessee and i once gave a shoutout to our hockey team, the predators and i was asked to leave. >> you can't say go predators. >> wow. not good. >> go pred. >> excuse me. victor, you were arrested and cleared from an incident. i think you were researching the role of mr. horton. what are your thoughts on this? >> i was lead astray by

michael cane. he was a cad. here is the thing, i have micked feelings about this. i want to almost keep them on the social net, woulds. that way you can monitor them. if they are not on social networks because they don't want their name on it, let's create something called disgrace book. a fake social network that only goes to them and nobody else knows about it. it is like greg gutfeld's idea. >> we have something like that. >> and you just don't tell them. >> we have something like that. the sex offender list. >> they don't communicate. >> this is a new social network. but you don't tell them it is monitored. >> it is like match.com. it is all of the sexual offenders in your neighborhood. you know where they live. you know what they have been convicted of. >> i am talking about not letting them know it is a social network so you can

convince and know what they are doing. >> now that you convinced yourself you are right. let's move on. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tom shillou. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye.

time to go back to tom shillou for a post game wrap up. >> remi, where are you going to be on wednesday? >> on wednesday i will be live on the business network, so tune in and watch. >> great. i would rather jump into a pool of live wires than keep this cankle there. >> where will you be? >> performing at the laughing devil come dough club in long island city. >> saturday night. >> victor, where will you performing? >> daniel day lewis and i will