welcome to "red eye." it is like "remember the titans" let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> run to the hills, america. our top story, apparently the supreme court ruled on something thursday. we will try to find out what it was. and plus apparently the supreme court ruled on something else thursday, and we will try to find out what that was too. and finally stories about cell phones and bath salts and rings. these are a few of my favorite nicks. >> big, big news. >> i am as giddy as a schoolgirl. >> i am as giddy as a schoolboy jie. now i wish i had said that. >> tomorrow night is "magic mike" night. >> team channing or team

matt? >> you can't even say his name. you know i am team matt. >> i am leaning toward team channing. >> matt would be chill about that. >> i feel like i am letting him down. >> matt is always about sharing the love. >> you are right. >> i have a feeling we will both be satisfied. >> i have a feeling are you right. >> go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot the sun wears lori roth man screen. i am here with anchor lori rothman. nice waive there. >> double waive. >> we don't need that. and if he was road trip i would do him with some buddies. and a member of the band the melvins. i urge you to buy it. it is called freak puke. that's a tbr title. and in brazil he is considered a party favor. it is bill schulz. and he is cuter that a koala hugging a panda and covered in blood. next to me is columnist and

author jedediah bila. and he has no talent. our no, times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today the title of the op-ed says, acid test for marine life. it is about the environmental problem of ocean ocidification. how did you enjoy the cool aid i made for you? why are the walls bleeding right now? sadly i can't even tell if he is tripping right now. greg? >> another sterling performance by the newspaper player. the aca lives another day. on thursday, the supreme court, the highest court in the land, likely because they are smoking something, upheld nearly all of president obama's affordable care act, aka, obama care, aka, the ruin of this great country i love dearly. in a 5-4 decision the court

deemed the mandate constitutional, but only because it fell within congress' authority to tax, not because it was a sound policy. so i wonder was today's decision a victory for people all over this country whose lives will be more secure because of this law and the supreme court decision to uphold it? >> today's decision was a victory for people all over this country whose lives will be more secure because of this law and the supreme court's decision to uphold it. >> he has been reading my blog. for more on this landmark decision we have gathered a panel of experts to discuss the consequences on the economy, the election and america's health care system. panelists. >> when they all speak like that the at once, the people at home have no idea what they are saying. the outrage is palpable.

jedediah, you said in the green room, good for obama. i was shocked by that. >> i was not saying that. i was saying saying this is the biggest disaster ever, nightmare. >> why am i not surprised? >> he went through this whole thing saying this was not attacks. how many time did we hear him say, this is not attacks. only for justice roberts to call it an attack in an effort to defend it as constitutional. it is absurd. we have seen so much back and forth in this administration. it is going to be a disaster for small businesses. it is going to be massive chaos for the country as some states implement aspects of these laws and other states who sued the obama administration. they were not going to enact the medicaid portion. it is going to be massive chaos we have on our hands. >> have you been covering the supreme court for decades now. were you surprised by this decision? >> the only question i had was will i know be able to go to elvis' dr. nick when they are done? >> i am curious. in a band do you have health

care? >> well, we care about a lot of stuff, but generally speaking musicians rarely care about their health. >> that's part of the risk of being a rocker, the romance of being a rocker is not caring about your health. >> we don't care about anything. >> no, you don't. if you had insurance would your premiums be higher? >> higher than what? >> higher than like -- >> sure. if they really checked into things. but that's not a good idea. one reason i will never go into politics because i never want anybody doing a background check. never a good idea. >> no, it is not. that's why i don't do it either. >> you are asking for it if you do. >> that's true. lori, you are the business mind. you have been talking about this all day. romney says it is a job killer. is he right? >> it is a tough call i think right now. what it is going to do -- i guess its aim is to inspire competition. they are setting up the health care exchanges. they are raising taxes so it can keep your -- if you have health insurance, it will keep the premiums where they are right now. so it is kind of a tough call.

on the other side they are raising taxes. your investment taxes are going up. tanning bed taxes are going up. businesses have been holding back spending in preparation for what they will have to shell out for health care. i guess winded answer is, yes, i don't think you will see more job creation. >> people aren't going to hire more people to -- because they don't want to pay for insurance, right? >> they don't want to pay for their insurance because they have to pay for their existing employee insurance and they don't have the extra cash to bring in a had you -- a new employee to create jobs. >> this is a tough time to do this during the economy. >> we learned the first quarter tab dp expansion rate is below 2%. we are stalling out. >> what she said. >> romney gets to run against a guy who just enacted an enormous tax. this is a little bit of a gift to him. if romney can play his cards right, this is enormous. no americans want their taxes raised. >> are you assuming he can

play his cards right. >> a big if. >> it is true. romney has his own baggage with his own health care plan, so he will have to finishness that. bill, you don't believe in doctors. instead you rely on the healing powers of men you cater to in the park. how will this affect you, if at all? >> i call them shamans. i uh -- applaud this. i applaud. shutsba. and i applaud america who will have this even if romney wins because even if the republicans take back the senate, they are not going to have enough votes to block the democrats who will filibuster it. once people get the affordable act, there will be no going back. this is a done deal. >> the problem is, it is not affordable. if you look at this -- it was never about affordabilities. it was about access. you talked about how nobody could afford it. it was about covering people.

the only way you will cover those people is by forcing other people to pay. there will be a lot of people that report going to pay. the thing that gets me mad is there is no competition involved. congress gets 8 to 10 to choose from. >> they are better than you. >> i forgot about that. they are. >> don't forget the goal of the competition is to keep the premium prices down. the jury is out on whether or not that is actually going to work. >> here is the thing, at this po nie t does america care about the limits of government? are people paying attention to this? like bill said, once this thing is enacted will way just go, oh, who cares? >> if you think it is expensive now, wait until it is free. also, is this going to save lives? if it is, why are we doing it? >> i argue it does president save lives, but now you make me think maybe i shouldn't be arguing for it. >> let nature take its course.

>> there will be rationing. they can't afford to take all of these people on at once. you will see europe all over again and a lot of premature death which is sometimes a good thing. >> i think it will be bad. i agree with bill. i can't believe i just said that. i agree with bill. once this is enacted, once states put this through, it will be hard to roll it back. and people get complaisant. they say, this is law now, so let's move to the next issue. that does happen. >> it is funny. you can talk about all of the big government you want. it is the short-term pleasure. nobody is thinking about the long-term. they don't think about greece. >> you get to still live under your parents insurance until 26. that's fantastic. >> but young people will be paying for the old people. >> and that's the fund mental problem with the preexisting condition. healthy people will be covering your needs, bill.

>> i don't have any needs. i am already dead inside, woman. from meddling to metals. after health care they tackled hardware. on thurls, an actual -- on thursday, an actual day of the week, they shot down the stolen valor act that makes falsely claiming military medals for deck -- decoration a federal crime. it violated first amendment protections free speech. the court was responding to the case of javier alvarez who lied about winning a medal of honor. that's a fantastic mustache. his lawyers challenged the constitutionality of the decision. you know who is a hero to me? >> he can eat all he wants,

and he will pay the price for his fatitude. although she glorious. do you agree with the court's decision? or did they screw this one up as well? >> i agree with it. not all speech is good speech. aisle a strong first amendment rights -- it was a very broad law. they even said if we rewrite the law and make it more specific perhaps it can go through. the way it was written is so broad that it covers too many things. >> let's say you have an attraction to people in-law enforcement. >> which i do not. hypothetically you are attracted to those men in-law enforcement and i am a captain in the police force. one thing leads to another and then two days later in a hotel room you find out i am lying. >> then i beat you up. >> is that free speech? that is fraud. i impersonated a police officer. >> are you calling the republican nominee a fraud. he has done that more than

once. >> no, that was a fireman and a police officer, and those are prapgs. >> he -- dash pranks. >> well he is doubly in trouble. >> when you are trying to gain something financially or romantically out of a lie, how is that freedom of speech? >> like i said, but when i looked at the law it was not specific. it was very broad. i felt like it could cover too many instances of lying that i wasn't comfortable with it as i stood. >> i would hate for you to be uncomfortable. >> let's say it is legal to lie about the medals. shouldn't they attach something that says it is legal to beat the crap out of those who get military medals ? >> more importantly, don't military people get to get on planes earlier than everyone else? >> that's true. >> if i dress up like douglas mcarthur can i get on first? or since there is no law about lying i can say i am general custer. >> that's true.

>> i won all kind of awards in the civil war. >> and the thing is with the education system the way it is, there would be nobody questioning you. >> you can't. >> that's true. >> you will be standing tall before the man. >> exactly. that's a brilliant point. >> the court is saying that lying is protected by free speech. shouldn't they say you can't claim something like a medal? the medal is from the government. isn't that fraud? >> it is. the guy is a loser for trying to take credit for service he didn't do. he should have a little more self-respect. and it is disrespectful for those who earned the medal. say what you want, but i agree. this is a crappy thing to do, but i just -- i don't want to -- people are going to say and do stupid things. i can't be comfortable with silencing it all. call it stupid. >> bill, you often go to bars and tell people you remember the kiss army. >> what's that? >> are you confusing me with andy. i don't even own make up.

i go to bars and tell everyone i want a -- i won a bronze in curling for the 2002 olympics. the most common response? that's made from tin foil. the point is, it is a slippery slope. if not him, then me as a fake olympian. >> that's true. if you want to lie, you should be more clever in your life. if you say you are a war hero that raises hack kills. war heros don't generally talk about it. >> why would they? >> they don't -- they are basically -- it is like an unspeakable thing for them. >> the people who are the most -- who have accomplished the most are always the most soft spoken. >> this is why i never bring up the things i do. a lot of the charity work i do for kids. the stuff i do with injured pets. >> it is true. so many people who are pleshed are humble about it. >> the hundreds of thousands of dollars i give every year. >> can i share some advice

when i took my first tv job in juneau, alaska? >> what. >> my uncle said do not let the ripped jeans and dirty fingernails dissuade you. they are the fishermen and the loggers and they are among the wealthiest people in town. you would never know it. >> never go anywhere without a shotgun. >> actually we had a tripod and a big hunting rifle to protect us from the bears. i should show you my gig real. it is hilarious. >> i would love to. your gig real. what is that? >> have you heard of a giggle real? from fabricating to fill plan deering, does the extramarital affair no longer have a prayer? a company is selling an anti-cheating ring that could put a dent in one of the main causes of divorce. the titanium band has the words "i am married" that leaves an imprint on the wearer. you can purchase peace of mind for $550 at the cheeky.com

website. for more let's go to fox news relationship correspondent, exhausted kitty for am sis. for analysis. >> is that in your office upstairs? >> and his cat. >> he is working hard on his marriage, and it is exhausting. if you are that worried that your fiancee is going to stray, you shouldn't probably be getting married. >> hands down, correct. >> or fingers up. >> i wear my wedding ring all the time, and it doesn't stop guys. >> before the show though it was on the other hand. >> it is pathetic. you are just showing how desperate and lonely you are. >> the woman is. >> or can a guy wear it too? the woman can wear the ring that causes the imprint -- i'm sorry. i am more tired than i usually am. >> are we losing you somewhere? no the guy wears it.

>> anyway. >> it is almost better to leave the ring on because you are a little more attractive. >> interesting. >> that's true. >> you have been married quite a longtime. jedediah, is there a female equivalent to this, or is that just sexist? >> it is also all-around. i feel like it is branding cows or something. >> it is terrible. >> if your husband is going to cheat, you have to see the signs and cut him loose. you don't brand him. >> i think you do brand him. >> as a rock star you see marriages come and go like chris cornell albums. that was pretty good off the top of my head. >> every 18 months. >> every 18 months and each one is worse. >> i think they should ban all marriage and then there is no such thing as cheating. no one wants to do that though. >> marriage is fun. >> does that mean mens are the only ones who cheat? >> that's the only -- that's

the implication. >> if you look at the steps it is mostly men. >> men are pigs. >> why is this turning into an anti-male thing. >> any advice for wanna be cheaters? >> look at me any and all playas who are inconvenienced by the ring. gain a lot of weight before the wedding. then when you exchange the vows, jenny craig, 20 pounds and that thing is barely on you and no i'm pribt. every business trip is a trip of fun. >> you know what i would do? i would say i was recently widowed. >> you would all of the ladies. >> that's all i have is sympathy. >> i guess i deserved that. >> you are an awful person. i don't want to see your gig real. i don't care what is on your

gig real. >> can i go to sleep now? >> no. >> we have five more blocks. a story so shocking you would say, that is some parents. >> and should texting be allowed at movie theaters? no. whoa! nobody insures more bikes than progressive. do you guys ride? well... no. sometimes, yeah. yes.

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to $14 to come into an auditorium and watch a movie. but they have become accustomed to their own existence. banning cell phone use would make them feel handcuffed. and another chain said they will mail out teen friendly fare like "21 jump street" and the german at films i made in the 1980s. who could forget my snail shower scene. >> you know, you can get that on bathing snails .org. >> 18 and over. 18 and over. >> did you ever do that as a kid? i felt horribly guilty. that's our next story when we talk about the suburbs. suburban kids will put salt on

slugs. >> that would be one thing. >> and catch the -- suffocate the lightning bugs? >> what is wrong with -- >> kill drifters. >> walking through the park late at night. lori, try to stay awake. is there an arangement that theaters have to think of the future and that is the smart phone generations that can't get go. >> you are treating the symptoms and not the problem. show me interesting movie and i will forget my phone. >> whoa. "magic mike" opens tomorrow. do you know what "magic mike" is about? it is about male strippers. matthew mcconaghey, you make me sick. >> did you see that joe guy? he was in the studio. he is in it too. >> i don't want to talk to you anymore. here is the thing that bothers me. they are willing to sacrifice the enjoyment of the true film customer forgetting new rude

customers. >> some of us don't like children. they certainly don't like them texting. if it was up to me i wouldn't allow anyone in the theater under the age of 25. >> do you ever get bothered by the people behind you? >> all of the time. that's why i like the front row. nice and tall. >> that's awesome. you would think they were only looking at young demo crap like "21 jump street." >> i think kids are addicted. even if you put a great movie throrks is something in their minds that are wired in that they have to have their phone in the hand and be up on everything in the world, facebook, twitter. i feel like social media destroyed us. but honestly texting doesn't bother me. talking bothers me. >> everything bothers me. this is the thing about the whole idea of the potential for violence in movie theaters. why go to a movie theater?

bill, how will this affect your dvd bootlegging? >> not good. i am happy to announce i am trademarking my new invention. it is a little hoodie they put around the phone and they can look at every stupid lmfao and you don't get the light around it. when i say it on tv it is trademarked, right? trademarked. can't take it inventors. >> that's why my -- if you noticed my impeach scnaupps has been trademarked by me showing it. there it is. it is like regular scnaupps, but you drink it if you want to impeach the president. >> it has a very kenyan after taste. >> yes, it is brewed in kenya. >> you should say kenya take it?

>> i like it. have i a po nie t to make. i forgot. oh, i think they should have an all texting theater and let the losers go there. >> i thought your point was, drink impeach scn ray -- schnaupps. >> don't forget to say, lori, wake up. to leave a voicemail on my direct line, 212-462-5050. although this was taped earlier. tv's andy levy, a lonely, lonely, lonely man. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by conductors. they mark time and signal musicians. thanks, conductor. to a little girl who saw flames reach her home as her family pulled out of the driveway, this isn't just a teddy bear. it's a step towards normal. it's why allstate catastrophe teams didn't just arrive at these fires with cold water and checks

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anything wrong so far. what are you doing? now we go to tv's andy levy. >> how are you? >> i'm okay. a criesy -- a crazy day. >> amazing. >> unbelievable. >> one of the most amazing days in the history of news. >> the salad i had today, incredible. romijn bacon bits, avacado. and then i took a nap. >> any dressing? >> i usually do thousand island. >> when they tell you to do low fat, don't do it.

it is just more sugar. if you go with a high fat, you lose weight. >> i don't get dressing on my quarter pounder so i wouldn't know. >> that's a euphemism. >> that's a special sauce. >> supreme court upholds the affordable care act. jed do -- jedediah, you said this was the worst ever. you don't believe that, do you? >> it is bad policy. it is not the end of the world as we know it, but it is not a good loss. >> i am with you. you pointed out that obama kept saying it wasn't attacks as we know, and john roberts says it is attacks. but to be fair, the two aren't mutually exclusive. president obama can still believe it is not attacks even though chief justice john roberts says it is attacks, right? >> that's not going to play well in an ad for him. i'm pretty sure romney will be able to use that in a big way.

>> i don't get that though. this is attacks and president obama raised taxes and governor romney raised taxes too. >> i wasn't a big romney supporter because i think he will have a hard time making this issue and bringing up the issue of cost. >> this is not just a tax. this is a tks on lower and middle income people. the people that are going to take the penalty because they are not going to buy the insurance. >> after obama said he would not tax people who earned less than $200,000. >> and it is a tax on inago testify tee which is bizarre. >> i don't get that at all. >> i am so screwed. basically 95% of my paycheck is gone. i never realized you were a complete and total social darwinist. >> totally. >> always? >> why not?

seems to be -- evolution seems to work only on this issue. >> bill, did you say hootzba? >> i said shitzba. >> look at my face, dude of i was speaking latin. >> should i have known that, obviously. can we agree the worst part -- even worse than the fact that we now have this as law, but the liberal reaction to this compared to what they were saying about the court in the last month or so is the worst part. >> the sudden change of heart? >> yes. >> about how awesome it is. >> yes. >> that's awesome. it really is. >> it is driving me nuts. the crisis of legitimacy has been averted. >> as long as you agree with me, there is no crisis.

>> the daily beast, and i am going out on a limb to say this. go ahead and quote me on this. the biggest hack on the planet working in journalism. wednesday he predicts they will strike them down. he said, i believe they will behave like politicians and inflict the maximum possible political damage on obama and the democrats. it is a political coordinate and will render a political decision. after the decision, roberts appeared to have made a legal rather than political decision. >> the thing is, he evolved. >> the law is validated and the presumption that america should give it a chance to work and its opponents have nothing except for more mud and more lies and more bitterness to inject into our politics. >> hack. >> never end. >> i am talking to you,

michael, daily beast. >> sorry i invited him to the show tonight. jay he is looking at me from behind the camera. >> great guy. don't get me wrong. >> thanks, andy. no not helping. >> i don't care about that anymore. >> supreme court shoots down the stolen valor act. one out of two is how i am looking at this today. >> you are glad they shot it down. >> yes. >> greg, if you tell a woman in a bar are you a captain in the police force to get her into bed, we are talking about an incredibly stupid woman here. >> i am an undercover agent. i am working this beat because this bar may be a hotbed of illegal arms trading. i worked this all out. >> absolutely. you are going after stringer. >> exactly. >> that would not be fraud legally.

>> why not? what if i try to get money out of her? >> that's different. that's fraud. if you try to -- if i am understanding the decision correctly if you stood to financially gain about lying about having a military medal that is fraud. >> let's say the woman in the bar is a prostitute and i try to get the sex free by claiming military -- a freebie. >> a serviceman's discount? joy yes. >> there is no such thing. >> also, doesn't it say you have to be getting -- does president it have to be legal? unless this is in the bunny ranch. i am taking this seriously. >> it is a federal crime to earn unearned medals. >> you can no longer wear that

outfit. >> also to dress up as colonel sanders. there goes my halloween. >> does this mean i have to return may world's best dad badge. >> that is a good question. you are stealing fatherhood. >> was it given to you by one of your daughters ? >> i don't know. i found it in a pile of fillet when i woke up one morning. >> i i think you could argue there was a god chance you were given -- it was given to you by one of your daughters so you were not consciously lying. i think you are fine. i am, by the way, a constitutional scholar. anti-cheating rings. really, guys with wedding rings are more attractive? is that true? >> there is no commitment. you don't have to follow through. they like the challenged.

one and done, hit it and quit it. >> just ask john edwards. >> worked out good for him. >> and now she working the widower thing. he is a cad. are you upset i am making fun of a loser? >> reyell backfired because he couldn't get rid of her. >> last thing and some movie execs think they should allow cell phones. three words, you suck, go to hell and i hope your business dies. >> i guess it is pointless to point out. >> i was on a roll. >> i wrote i am here with you. >> i agreed with something you said, but i don't know what it was. >> you agree with everything i say. >> i actually do. >> were you talking about sitting in the front row.

>> i don't go to the movies because the [bleep] pardon my german with the cell phones and i will kill somebody some day and i don't feel like going back to jail -- i mean to jail. >> this is the point i am making. it is an insight to violence. >> i am a germ. >> bed bug is a theater. >> wherever there are tourist there's are bed bugs because they bring them in from another country. >> jersey? >> and then they put them in their blankets and give them to us. have to go. >> wish you would. what is the secret to getting beautiful, lustrous hair? he discusses his latest article, wash, rinse, repeat. what drug was found in the system 1234* marijuana.

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insane. lab tests are back on the florida man who chewed the face-off a florida man. the only drug that turned out to be in his system was marijuana. rudy eugene attacked ronald poppo before being shot and killed. one police official suggested bath salts, you remember them, lead to the assault. we believed it. the medical examiner says the toxicology found only pot. why not discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooouuumnnnd. lightning round. >> jedediah, as a regular dope user, does this -- does this sound right? >> no. marijuana, this just doesn't sound right. unless marijuana is being made differently than i recall from my friends a lot. maybe there was another drug -- there are a lot of drugs we can't detect in

people's system. >> what are they, and let me know immediately. >> it has to be something else. maybe the guy was just crazy. >> his family said he was not crazy. you have a clean liver. you don't drink or anything. >> believe it or not. >> imagine if i did. >> that would be -- i don't think we have to. is this why? >> i think it was medical marijuana and it was doing its job and making him hungry. by the way, the bum had a good looking face. >> there was a heroic defiance. they ask how he is doing and he was happy. >> my concern is he looks a little like me. >> he does look like you. >> he looks like me in the park in 10 years. >> he is doing well. the use of bath salts is coming p a lot, do you think this is a trend?

>> why does he have to be on a drug? he is crazy, insane. >> i don't think he had ever done anything this crazy before. >> maybe he snapped. >> isn't this basically about a pot story? pot these days has gone completely -- it is because it is unregulated you can make it of any concentration and it should be legalized? >> then you can regulate it. we were talking in the break, maybe the pot is laced. wouldn't the druse test have picked out -- the drug test have picked out what it was laced it? laced with. i said i am tired. you said i have pills for that. i was like, i don't know. we have two more blocks. you were just like, take them. and so i did. >> that was a great story. according to the new u.s. census data, the cities are growing faster than suburbs. experts say the housing bust is discourages. lori sthis owe bough ma you's

fault -- lori, is this obama's fault? >> it is totally obama's fault. >> it is awesome. >> people are renting because the housing market has crashed. they are renting and where do you rent in the city? that's why this is happening. >> the suburbs created so many board people who went on to do great things. it is a tragedy if suburbs go away. >> but some is hate nature. >> it was a combination of housing and nature. we were talking about doing things to insects. that's what you did. oh you door bell ditched? that's what you did in the suburbs because there was nothing else to do. >> if i spent half my life there i was done. >> that lead you to here. you would take that away and you have city kids. they are jaded.

>> i like having a paper route. >> there was nothing else to do on a saturday. >> all you did was explore. if you found a shed for some reason that was an important discovery. >> awesome. that was my fun for the day. i found a shed and said, we discovered a secret ed musky campaign headquarters. we thought it was a big fine, bill. your version of the suburbs is a little patch of grass in front of the dumpsters where you sleep. are you getting tired of that? >> the janitor dug it up. >> when i was a kid it was about the death of the city. they were come together suburbs and blah, blah, blah. i move to the city and it is about these people coming back. i am the pied pipe of -- pied pipe you are of white people. they would follow me anywhere. if i went to tim timbuktu a bunch of people in khakis would follow.

>> you know what you did in the suburbs during the summer? >> tee peaked houses? >> yes. >> hanging out. you wouldn't even go in, but you would happening out. what was the point of that. cities you can't hang out in front of anything. you will be killed. you will be the first minute of a "law and order" episode. >> what was he doing? hanging out. it is time for a break. don't leave now. there is more stuff to talk about. úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúú

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usa today, a paper reports that many schools and summer camps in the country are banning sunscreen. often schools regulate sunscreen like an over the counter drug. banning kids from carrying it without a doctor's note and warning not to dispense it. such policies are being scrutinized after a mother said her two daughters got severe sunburn. what is happening to this world where you need a note for sunscreen? >> it is ridiculous. >> it is ridiculous. >> i just signed the permission slip to get sunscreen. it is a parent's fault. you have to say, no sunscreen? that's ridiculous. put sunscreen on your kids. it is not drugs. sorry. >> that's okay. you are awake now. >> when it comes to issues

with kids i get -- >> i will remember that. we will do a kids show. >> what do you make of this? is this an outrage that must be stopped? >> in evening lantd -- in england they banned toothpaste and that worked out okay. >> they did no. they did not. they banned fluoride. >> jedediah, this is an interesting concern, and i think this is where it comes from of the type type -- teachers fear the risk of touching inappropriately for fear they could lose their job. is that the point? >> i think that is part of it, but more importantly it is allergies. >> that's how you lost your job. >> that is how. allergies. kids are allergic to everything. nut allergies. you have to be careful and administration does not want you putting anything on kids

that you might not know if they are allergic to one of the ingredients. it is crazy, but this is how it works. >> bill, your body is a road map of melanoma. why no sunscreen? >> i haven't used sunscreen in years under the misguided thought that it is for wooses. now look at me. i look like a slim gym wearing a -- a slim jim wearing a pink tie. think about that, kids. >> a slim jim. >> wearing a pink tie. >> i see. it. >> can you picture a slim jim without a tie? i don't think so. >> are you a slim jim and going to a fan tee event you have to wear a tie. >> if you are a slim jim and naked, you ma i get eaten, but you are not getting in.

now let's go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> i heard about this crazy tour thing you are doing. >> it is just stupid. what are you doing? >> it is a publicity stunt. >> 56 plus dc. >> this is going to be a world record, correct? >> yes. >> we are going to break all kinds of records. >> even it it is not, we are still going to say we are breaking records. >> shouldn't somebody be traveling with you? >> probably. that's a good idea. >> what do you have going on on saturdays ? >> i am co-hosting for three hours. three hours of me if you think you can handle it come on down. >> excellent. lori, you are doing reporting for a documentary? >> yes, this is why i am so exhausted. we talked about the unemployment problem