did you know they were surfing backwards? >> greg: perverse thing. i told you it was a bad idea. >> eric: got to go. until monday. have a great weekend, everybody. welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. he is terrific terrific -- he is triskaidekaphobia. >> our top story. he says she tired of critics calling president obama a socialist. we will visit the dungeons to find out if he is right. and in an interview with cbs news, president obama reflects on the biggest failure of his first term. here is a spoiler. it is not even close to the actual biggest failure of his first term. and finally, the action figures exposing young boys to

unattainable body images. you won't find out here because all of our panelists spent their youth weeping uncontrollably and playing with dolls. back to you. >> thank you. it is true. let's welcome our guests. i am here with fox newschannel anchor patti ann browne. and if it is friday, it can only mean one thing. another visit from acclaimed british theater actor roberts. alongside patrick stewart in the stage adeptation of "magic mike." and joining me right next to me is kurt loder. his latest book "the good, the bad and the god awful." and his debts are immense and he rarely makes sense. our new york times correspondent. go ahead and get it over with, pinch. >> happy -- well i recent that. that is frog's speech for i love you more than i love

taxing the rich at 75%. >> french fry. >> yes, intern porch, that is indeed a french fry you ate earlier. although you know they were invented in belgium, yes? >> no. me need to make a boom boom in little boy's room now because me eat french fry. >> damn that small digestive system. andy? >> what the hell was that? >> if you were listening, you would learn that porch had a french fry and now has to make a boom boom. >> we are meeting at 8:00 a.m. in the morning. did obama fail at telling us a tale? in an interview with cbs news, a blog, the president said his biggest blunder has been putting policy over storytelling. >> the mistake of my first couple years was thinking that this job was just about getting the policy right.

that's important. but the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the american people. it gives them a sense of unity and purpose and optimism. especially during tough times. >> obama said, i don't know. he clarified he wanted to do more, quote, explaining, but also inspiring. meanwhile, in other newsy newsiness we should desist from calling them socialists. they are tired of obama detractors putting around the s-word writing in an op-ed, quote, it cheapens of the experience for those who live and continue to live under brutal forms of socialism. what does sleepy kitty think about it? >> are you sleepy?

>> i don't think sleepy kitten ever read it. that will reflect poorly when review time comes up. adorable only goes so far. let's talk about the storytelling thing first. pab, was the president's answer a good one? is it many would say he is not a good story teller or many would say he doesn't have a good story to tell? >> i would go with choice b. he believes his policies a perfect. he is obviously not explaining them well enough which is another way of saying the people are too stupid to understand. he is now moving away from the explaining thing because he found out that wasn't going over well, and he made it worse by saying it is storytelling. so now the american people need a story. like we are children and we need a bedtime story to comfort us.

>> is this something every politician thinks, or every person thinks this. everybody really agrees with me. i just haven't -- they just don't know it yet. >> i think at some point you have to ask if all of these people upset about the policies might actually be upset about the policies, and it has nothing to do with -- >> i assume it is because they are all racist. >> it is that. >> at least he didn't say his biggest flaw is caring too much or working too hard. but isn't it -- this is kind of the same lame thing. i am doing great things. i just haven't made people understand it. >> i had the same conversation with bob hoss skins. we are doing a version of "murder on the orient express" and we are wearing slippers. we talk about the nature of storytelling. and i come back to see my theory which is the bubble syndrome. the bubble syndrome is everyone you know gets what you are talking about. but the fact is you never step out of your bubble to actually explain it to anyone else. it is a shock -- it is a shock that america is like, this smells bad.

this isn't what we want. and then he is like, you know what? i should have talked to people outside the teacher's lounge. he is a socialist. can't we just say that? >> not yet because we are going to discuss that in a bit. we will learn we can't just say that. >> that was my point. >> when it comes to being an effective communicator, there has been a big difference between president obama and candidate obama, hasn't there? >> yes. i think his problem was that he should have communicated more. i think he should have had a speech or two and maybe appear on a tv talk show. >> he has never done that. >> he has done that. >> i think he has been inspiring. he is not giving himself enough credit. he has inspired people to storm out to the polls in november. >> all right. as a cultural critic, what is your take on this? >> do you want it in spoken word or regular answer? >> whatever you are comfortable with. >> i could do some deaf poetry. >> that works. >> does it work? >> i don't know. >> as far as being a story

teller, i'm all in. the guy has a soothing base. it could lull me to sleep any night. why not resurrect the fire side chats roosevelt made pam muss every night -- made famous, every night a different story. all of the classics, "pat the bunny,"" good night moon," " everybody poops,"" 50 shades of grey." i would love this, and not for a little bit of a reason that i myself am illiterate. >> is that right? >> it is not wrong. >> i must say i love your review of "public enemy, it takes a nation to hold us back." >> the title was one word, word, question mark? you have to read on to get the question answered. >> it takes a nation millions to hold us back. >> let's talk about the piece. is calling the president a socialist doing a disservice to the country? do people need to stop doing that? >> you know, the question is whether or not is really is

socialism. he makes the point on both sides. there are different forms of socialism. the totalitarianism, and he goes on to say that people are falsely equating cormism with totalitarianism. maybe they are assuming we are talking about the western european style which is what the health care system government run is. >> i am totally confused. i call him a socialist because i thought he was social. he is just an out going guy. i am totally screwed up. i was calling him a socialist for so long because he was out going and extroverted. >> you call it a pram. >> yes, that is true. >> the communism he is talking about is socialism done by experts. >> okay, but here is my take. personally i don't think president obama is a socialist. i think he is a liberal. i think the difference between the two is socialists want to completely get rid ocapitalism. lip brails want to, quotes,

unquote, reform it in the name of social justice. am i a giant idiot? >> no. i think his comparison is stupid. when did he become a musician? he is a film director. why don't we talk about how he would feel if he told him how to harmonize his films? >> here is my main problem with the article. he is claiming as pab brought up that the people on the right who are calling obama a socialist are equating him with communist totalitarians. that's not what they are doing. it is social democrats or socialists whatever you want to call them. >> two quick points. it is the mirror image of attacks on conservatives. they will call them evil capitalists. that's the way the game goes. but there is a bigger concern. we won. the united states won. we beat socialism. we beat communism. we fear we are adopting the game plan of the losers.

that's expanding entitlements and shrinking defense. if we go that route there is nothing between us and freedom. we are the last wall against i don't know whatever. fill that in. i think there is -- >> well, we will fill it in. >> i think what people fear is that we were the only people left that can call bs on this stuff. we are moving in that direction. obama never really had said it is bad to move in that direction. >> but -- -- >> we have expanded entitlements. that's europe. >> no, i agree that he wants us to be more like europe. there is a difference between socialism and liberalism. they overlap: >> really? >> don't forget we are all socialists now. it is not considered a bad word necessarily. >> in europe not so much. >> i don't know. in academia? >> i mean the real america.

>> thank you. >> turning to a cultural issue which i believe as a cultural critic, the obama campaign is asking supporters to sign his birthday card. do we have a full screen? can we put that up? >> i can't read that. nobody likes signing birthday cards. is this going to backfire? >> i think it will backfire because i think people would rather see a birth certificate. that over a signed birthday card. >> you know what i have seen? photo shop. it is pretty easy. sthes days -- these days with cgi, i can give uh birth certificate that says you are actually 45 when we all know you are 63. >> i would like that. >> it is so fun when you get to sign the card for the president. you can write kenya, believe you are 51? >> i don't fool. i don't follow. from vho to gi joe. do manly toys create anorexic

boys? 40% of america's teens and 25% of adults with eating disorders are now male. and therapists are blaming hyper buff plastic covered beaters like "star wars" he-man and gi joe figures for male weight issues. they used to look normal and now they are super cut with big shoulders. boys are exposed to images of men who are not realistic. i will not apologize for my unrealistic lats. while the female body issues focus on thinness, the males tend to care about buffness and baby turtles and rasberries. >> he needs to get some help. how quickly will health advocates try to make the companies turn he-man into

wee-man. >> this woman is a chicago therapist. she must have missed masters of the universe and skeletor and all of those action figures. >> that was back in the day. >> are we going to listen to her? >> no. victor, you played with dolls and you grew up to do a lot of musical theater. as kurt was leading to, don't you think this is a lope of crap? >> we are currently doing a drag version of ragedy andy. i urge everybody to look it up. this is a product of gender facism. they like to play with different things. they want a doll, something that is -- that possesses the body of a fashion designer. it is like ragedy andy. i have bags of army men. i used to play with army men. >> plastic army men or actual aural me men?

>> if you go like this, you have shrinking yourself. >> victor roberts is 6 foot 2. >> pab, you have a son, do you worry about this? >> not really. >> i think it is true more men are suffering from poor body image. but it was due to action figures? dolls we are talking about. i don't picture men going to the gym saying i want to look more like buzz light year. you have jersey shore out there. you have "magic mike" and all of the video games. >> and that is good, right? >> careful, pab. careful. that's all we are saying. >> how can you let her just do that? >> we are going to -- >> i'm sure you read my essay

and the title was, what's up with that? i will tell what you is up with that. isn't this a good thing. most kids are a little fat. if we want hyper bufness, all the better. if anything, he-man or his sidekick discovered orco. they are our patron saints of kids not getting diabetes. >> he would have already known this. >> earlier we said this is crap. the kid went nuts and was working eight hours a day. but it said typical is this 14-year-old kid. this kid is not typical at all. >> and it is one therapist. >> exactly. >> you know i had body issue images. >> absolutely.

>> for a longtime i worked out every day and it was due to the raggedy andy doll. it was the physique and the hair. >> do you think these boys who were trying to meet these unrealistic expectations were feeling what some felt when they saw shame? >> that's the thing. >> look it up, folks. >> one of the worst movies of the year. >> it is not enough african-americans in magic mike. >> i said it. >> coming up, how did kurt loder bury millions in the offshore account. it finally comes clean after the break. has the olympic village turned into the orgie olympic village? are you watching "red eye" on

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it is like the olympics of hooking up. it is probably an around the clock hump fest leading with lots of sexy sex and it has to do with all of the young super hot athletes in the world living in a college dorm-like situation. or as one olympian says, what happens in the village stays in the village. i guess he is not on the original national tee team. dark -- they say 50% of competitors take part in bedroom olympics. you can see what everyone is working with even if their face is a 7 their body is a 20. the event i am looking forward to, the hundred meter hurdles

seen here. >> have to think the australians are in it again. >> you were banned from the british men's locker room after an incident involving a javolin and a discus. >> by the way, i was on the british olympic team. it was synchronized gymnastics. it ended my career and my marriage, unfortunately. hence the acting career. i think they should be doing this. it is really the only time a team handball player will actually get lucky. it is a good time for them. it is basically a window of five years. after that they go back home and they run a trophy shop.

>> all right. >> to be fair your close relationship with john gilgood ended your marriage. >> i was taking care of him through the latter years of his life, and i learned a lot. >> i have never seen workshopping like that before. >> it is called care taking. >> these are the rumors that dough stroyed my marriage. >> doesn't it kind of kill the image of olympians since they only care about the pure spirit of the game? >> there was at one time a whole theory that you shouldn't partake when you are about to do a sport. apparently not. they say 10,000 athletes, 75% having sex. that's 7500 athletes, and they have 100,000 condoms brought in for each olympics. that's 13 per athlete. they deserve medals. >> didn't they run out of condoms two years ago? >> in fairness, water balloons. >> kurt, here is my fear. if these olympic athletes have babies, isn't it possible -- this is actually my dream and not my fear.

isn't it possible to end up with super soldiers, and we won't need the serum the way captain america did. shouldn't w encourage this? >> super babies. >> i don't think i want to answer that question. >> really? >> i think what we should pay attention to, it is great they are having sex. but i was disturbed by this part of the story where members of the french handball team in jock straps were feeding each other lunch. that's worse. >> why? >> they are hungry. >> it sounds delightful. >> maybe. we will ask. >> my fear is that we may -- because we sometimes have a puritanical streak where we will unilaterally ban olympic sex and we will have a super baby gap. >> and when you go to a porn star shoot, when they are done shooting, they are swimming, running relays and playing team handball. it is the same everywhere, pab, and i wish you would open your mind. >> as a cultural critic, do you theng as some people have intimated that there is a sexy

hierarchy going on with certain athletes at the top. possibly team hand ballplayers ? >> if you read my essay on black enterprise you would know that. this is the greatest thing in the history of things. what better way to ease international relations than a. >> gigantic athletic orgie -- orgy smack dab in the middle of the olympics. it is the commonnen gnaw ma oren knee -- commonnen gnaw ma or enemy of an std. >> should they be mixing with teams from other countries, or should everything be kept within your own squad. >> i think if you keep it within your squad that is isolationism. >> i would like to be against you. i like you in black. >> one of the american athletes was saying, oh yes, the guys were hooking up with a scandinavian looking woman.

it is not like they are learning about these other cultures. >> they are hooking up with the entire women's team. >> it is more of a fluid exchange than a cultural exchange. >> it is like the world's greatest epcot center. instead of going to get food you are sampling the delights from every country. >> it is a sexy world after all. >> isn't it? >> i have never been to epcot center. >> you are not missing anything. i say that as someone who has never been there. >> so got a comment on the show? e-mail us. it is red eye at fox -- fox news.com. shoot yourself in the head. and still to come, the half time report from michael moinahan. >> it is yoga, the practice of physical, mental and spiritual discipline bayous of meditation. thanks, yoga.

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look, we are back. what is going on, mike? >> could you have gotten anything wrong? i have never seen two blocks of television that had so little substance. >> is that right? >> i i am not saying it wasn't funny, but i am trying to burn the clock right now. >> you obviously never watched "lawrence." >> that was just like action figures and olympic sex.

let me start with the first story we have something we can sink our teeth into, and i am going to do a little thing where i will start with patty app who -- patti ann who was talking about the obama interview. it was a decisive point that obama is more or less blaming the americans for not agreeing with hill. with him. and i wanted to bring it by saying this, frederick angles calls that false consciousness when it was so mystified by the lies of the capital class that they didn't go along with socialism. >> it is not a question. i am just talking because there was nothing. >> we could go into the difference between socialism and totalitarianism.

>> why don't we go to that and why don't i go to patti ann first and i am going to launch a vicious attack. you say people are just assuming that when they say socialist they are talking about western european style social democracy, but yet in a couple minutes on the internet and you can find a lot of pictures of barack obama near marx lenin, right? >> i do think people who have lived through the real marxism and leninism have a right to be offended by that. but i don't think that's what most people talk about when they say our country is starting to lean in a socialist direction. why don't they say it is more social democratic. or isn't obama just a big government liberal? >> i think -- i am stumped.

maybe big gift liberal -- >> i am talking to an imaginary american off camera and say i won that one. >> i just nailed it. >> it is not a big government liberal. it is a big academic government liberal. it is the government academic complex which is different -- it is different than -- it is different than a government liberal. you are introducing the worlds of academics to it which is very progressive and very left wing, right? >> i am not sure if it is the point or the accent. where is that from? >> i spent a good two decades. normally i talk like this. if i do it like this no one would listen to me. what is your problem? i don't understand why you are attacking this young woman over here. >> i know where you came from.

>> where is your birth certificate you strange freak. >> this is getting worse. >> you are worse. >> let's go to some facts that none of you -- >> yes, because everything i said was a lie? >> it was an opinion, victor or whatever the hell you are called. ving for, by the way -- victor, you said something about a bubble syndrome. there is a boy in the bubble syndrome. >> i know that all too well. >> they president cay interact with people -- they can't interact with people because of the germs. >> that's different from what i was thinking. the boy in the bubble is what i order -- never mind. >> that's british. it is like what andy is saying. >> you suggested that maybe we could do some of the fdr fire

side chats. and i want you to know in 11 years from 1933 to 1944 he did 30 of them. it was not actually every night is what i am trying to tell you. >> i don't want to ambud the ambudsman, 30, that's every night. >> it is true. he said after the bolshevik revolution under fdr we used a different calendar. >> we are going to bleep that, right? he can't say that on tv. >> it has nothing to do with the frequency with which president obama has given speeches or appeared on tv or whatever. >> it was a fact check. >> and that's fine. it is your job. >> i am trying to kill time. if you were talking about something of substance. >> we spent a long amount of time talking about liberalism and socialism. you don't seem to care about that.

what is that albanian guy you bring up? >> he was a stalinist. >> in the next few months i am going back to england to talk about the history smarm. and i would love to have you on as an advisor. >> we go way back. >> you are a farm smarm. >> you actually get what you call broadband service at your apartment. >> that is true. >> he comes true. >> can i make a point where i agree with you people despite you were wrong with everything? you guys covered this the other night calling people racist all the time. nobody cares about that. they get upset when you call them a communist. both are wrong, but one annoys people and the other doesn't.

that was the point. >> the socialist thing -- >> it is about 50-50 according to the computer. >> can't argue with the computer. >> i asked the computer this. >> when patti ann said we are all socialists now, a little point there that the cover story was news week magazine written by evan thomas whose grand father was norman thomas and ran as the socialist party presidential candidate in about four or five elections. >> that's amazing. >> wikipedia is amazing. >> isn't it fair to say we are all socialists now and lasted as long as we are all-americans now? >> yes. and we are all multi-cultural lists.

>> why don't athletes cause body image problems? kids look up to athletes because they are in shape. >> again, i disagree with the word problem. this is something this needs to happen more often. look around. go to any park. >> everyone is complaining about 20 ounce sodas. they are complaining about people who are trying to get in shape too much. >> the thing is, i think there is a difference. there is a legitimate complaint that women have about supermodels and whatever. that's different from a guy who looks at an athlete who is in really good shape. it would be different if every guy wanted to look like arnold schwarzenegger in his prime. that maybe it a problem. we are not talking about that. we are talking about being in shape. >> that would be a huge problem if anybody wanted to look like arnold schwarzenegger who was referred to as a brown condom stuffed with walnuts. actually a great line. the olympic village, i looked it up and sara aton who is a

sailor and nick dempsey who is a wind surfer are two olympians who met under these circumstances and got married. there are sometimes happy endings. there are sometimes a lot of happy endings. that's it. that's all i got. >> thanks for doing the best you could given the situation. >> coming up -- did a woman go deaf from being at a justin bieber concert? insert obvious joke here.

it was a sequel without equal. they are finally making part two of the cinematic classic "twins." arnold schwarzenegger confirmed the good news during comic-con saying they are looking for a writer for the film which would reunite him with danny devito. earlier the hollywood reporter said the sequel called "trip

pleats" will introduce eddie murphy as the long lost third brother. and suddenly i am less excited about this. let's discuss in the -- >> lightning round. >> kurt, where were you when you first got this glorious news? i hope to god you were sitting down. >> i was asleep, actually. >> you thought it was all a dream at first? >> i don't think they should stop with eddie murphy. heather graham was in that movie. i have a feeling she is available. >> victor, you have body doubled for danny devito. are you upset you were not cast as the third triplet? >> we had a falling out during that time. it was over rhea pearlman. she had mistaken me for him in the dark. >> you had a falling in with her? >> i had a falling in, and she fell out of love. eddie murphy is exactly what is necessary. he is a sure fire box office

gold mine if this were 1987. >> exactly. pab, is this a good move for arnold to be making this movie given the fact he had to admit to having another child of his own? >> i didn't really look at it that way. >> that's why i am hosting. >> you come up with these unique perspectives. they are also working on a third installment "quadruplets request it is and january neat re-- janet reno would be the next trip pleat. >> i didn't see that one. >> you have to look harder. >> as a cultural critic, what does this say about our culture? >> i will tell you what it says about me. i am not seeing this movie unless all of the old stand byes are back. and by by by that i want kelly preston and i want danny devito to come formed with his bullet which is a mullet. if he does not have that, i am not watching. >> well, i guess that is fair. >> it is very fair. >> i want a sequel commando.

what are we talking about? i want to say ray dong chong. >> is the expenneddables aside? is he too old to carry an action movie? >> he has to make money. he has nothing left. he cannot -- he has to get out of the house. he has to stop sleeping with the help. >> does it make sense to do a movie like "twins" and go back to his comedic roots? >> he should do a movie on pumping iron. >> schwarzenegger should do a sequel to "junior" with him going through menopause. >> "senior." >> yes, him retaining water and hot flashes. everybody goes through it. put it on the silver screen. >> i like. it next topic. i think we exhausted that one. an oregon woman is suing justin bieber say sheeg suffered hearing loss at a concert she attended with her daughter. she said the teen idol was negligent for enticing the crowd into a frenzy of screams

waiving his arms in a quick and upward motion. the gondola bieber road over the crowd acted as a sound conductor that generated a sound blast that permanently damaged her ears. the woman is asking for $9.23 million in damages. is this enough? >> i think she could get more. i notice she didn't mention the obvious permanent brain damage. >> pab, as a mom, any sim paw -- sympathy? >> no. as a mom i carry earplugs and i put them on my son if we are in a loud environment and i have a pair for myself. things get loud. you can always plug your ears. >> but then you can't ask for $9.23 million. who is the smart one, pab? >> i guess i didn't think this through all the way. >> victor, didn't a similar thing happen to you last year? >> it was during a menudo concert seven years ago. i fell asleep in ricky martin's dressing room, and i woke up and my ear was punctured. here is a thing.

this is all done for the benefit of msnpc so they can do a two-hour special called "justin and justice" and this will have a loud noise at the end. a lot of interesting interviews. >> as a cultural critic, what do you think this lawsuit says about america? >> why the not just a cultural critic. i contribute many an essay to the new new england journal of law. i would say that this lawsuit has a lot of merit in comparison to lawsuits where the baby inside you is his. these girls don't realize dna tests exist. this has a chance. and you may or may not be able to read that in the next new england journal of law. >> where did you get your training to become an essayist? >> it started with book reports. and then a lot of times they would ask me to do something in social studies.

>> you turned it into a career? >> yes. >> i loved your science project with the volcano. >> i had my brother under it going like that for the lava. there was no mechanics involved. but i am not a machinist. >> god bless you for it. time for a break. when we return, helen stops by for her new hit "i am woman." >> no.

well, according to the new york post owned by our parent company, the phenomenon "50 shades of grey" hit the harry potter crowd. the trillion gee has struck a cord with readers way younger than the intended demo and they are not shy of discussing it. said one 15-year-old baby-sitter, the book is popular with teens. one of my friends brought it to school and reads it wherever. she takes notes so she can practice with her boyfriend. she is 16. i guess we can all use a g-rated pallet cleanser right now.

>> these you are furry conventions have out of control. >> what do you make of this possibly real, possibly fake trend? >> i think it is true that these teens are reading the book. i think it is troubling, not to sound like a prude. adults can do what they want, but the studies have shown that when you are exposed at a young age to this kind of extreme sexual stimulation, that you need that, and you need it to be escalated and more extreme in order to get turned on. if you have to be sexually active when you are a teenager, just seeing a naked body should do it for you. you shouldn't need this. it is dangerous. >> so what you are saying is you are advising teenagers to look at naked bodies rather than read this book? i just want to go on record. >> go on the internet and look at the hard core porn, let's face it. >> kurt, the article did

compare teens clamoring for "50 shades" to young girls pouring over judy bliewm's" forever." is that a fair comparison? >> i was bt a girl -- i wasn't a girl in the 70s. >> when did it happen? >> enough kids reading this book is it will cast the bullying epidemic in an appealing new light. >> will this series warp the mind of the generation the way "green eggs and ham" did ours? >> i don't think so. i think it is a completely phony trend. i was just with colin firth and we were adapting "50 shades of grey" as a tone poem. >> wasn't he attached to that at one point? >> no, he fell ill and colin stepped in which is fantastic. he is a great guy. here is the deal. there is a problem with saturation. you look at the snuggie.

the snuggie was everywhere and now it is no where. the snuggie is dead. what is happening with this book is it is everywhere which means there is an over lap. so a couple of kids take it from their parents. but then in about three months you will never hear from this book again. it will be gone because you never see a snuggie commercial. this is a snuggie for your eyeball. >> there is a problem with kids -- as an example, i took my nieces to see "magic mike." nothing like the harry potter movies. >> you know what, if they didn't enjoy it, then they don't understand you. >> i walked out and i felt bad. but if you will market a movie as being magical and about magic, i assume it is for kids. >> i take issue with you walking out of "magic mike" and feeling bad. >> bad i wasn't there by myself. >> i will accept that. >> i do want to ask you, no trillion gee has ever reached 20 million in sales faster than "50 shades of grey."

what can we learn from this? >> my essays are no where near those numbers. i haven't looked at the latest, but it is not an essay culture anymore. >> i loved your book on cameo. >> it was called "the cod piece on us all." >> it was fantastic. it was amazing. i mean, i have that on my shelf. i pick it up print and -- from time to time and it blows my mind. >> it wasn't until the late 1980s that people are randomly coming up to pop stars and kicking them in the scratch. cameo said, that's the problem and here is the solution. i will make it red so you look at my crotch. >> i have a partially serious question. why don't books have a rating like movies do. a kid could not walk into the movies when "50 shades of grey" comes out, but you can walk into a bookstore and buy the book. >> this reminds me of that

show. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up from michael moinahan. go to fox news.com/red 8. -- red eye.

you can watch us on saturday at 2:00 eastern time and 11 p.m. pacific. and a new show on monday with greg hosting. guests are lauren sivan and ambassador bolten. time to go back to the unsufferable michael moinahan. >> it is totally true. >> kurt? >> yes. >> what do you think about the future of the euro and drackma and everything? >> to what future do you elude? >> i don't know. i am reading the tele prompter. >> there is nothing in there for me for a reply. >> there you go. >> patti ann? >>