story thing. yeah, that is a big problem. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and we are closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. we'll see you again tomorrow night. make sure you go to greta wire.com there is an open thread, tell us what you thought aboutcted. in this city, in a landslide. >> demand it. >> kimberly: hello, i'm kimberly guilfoyle with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: attention all successful americans out there. when you were a kid your parents probably told you if you study hard and work hard you will grow up to be something. you earned it. deserve the credit. but president obama doesn't think you do it on your own. >> if you have been successful, you didn't get there on your own. you didn't get there on your

own. i'm always struck by people who think wow, it must be because i was just so smart. there are a lot of smart people out there. it must be because i worked harder than everybody else. let me tell you something. there are a bunch of hard-working people out there. if you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. there was a great teacher somewhere in your life. somebody helped to create this unbelievable american system that allows you to thrive. someone invests in roads and bridges. if you have a business, you didn't build that. somebody else made that happen. >> kimberly: all right. is this the kind of thinking that will fix our economy and restore america to greatness? >> greg: i suppose if you go by the logic, that is like if -- i couldn't have gotten my job interview if it wasn't for the fact there was a road there.

i understand that. but that is idiotic. that is absolutely nothing. it marks the death of ruggeded individualism. his idea of rugged individualism is wearing sandals in faculty hours, waiting for a check instead of earning one. this is the attitude of somebody who has never had a real job. >> kimberly: or managed a payroll. anything of the sort like that. all right. dana, what do you think? is this the message he should send out? will it resonate? does it work for america? >> dana: i thought of this as the john kerry moment of the 2004 campaign. when john kerry said at a town hall meeting "i voted before the war before i voted against it." bush campaign said bingo, that's the message. he is a flip-floper and carried through president bush's re-election. when this was said on saturday and the media nodded, okay. nobody paid attention to it. by sunday afternoon, wait a second. conservative media, start to say excuse me, what did he say? now everybody is covering it,

because it's like what he said in kansas. you remember way back he gave a speech in kansas. this is what he really thinks. then that is clarifying. probably good for the campaign, because now we can focus on what i call the entree, we've been talking about side dish farce while. the entree will come down to this. the vision of america do you think we want to have. >> kimberly: this is a compelling vision? how is this going to work for the american people,eric? does he have any facts and figures to back this up. >> eric: go back to what this is. in 2008, october, he said i'm going to fund machine tally change america -- fundamentally change america. we said that's interesting because we're not sure we want fundamental change. we like capitalism and free markets. but he perceived over the last four years he tried to change america. he usurped the constitution, applied taxes without using congress. and this. this statement right there, the most important thing he has ever said. you are not successful, because you work hard, because you risk your own capital because you hire people because you have innovation.

cooperation, you are successful because the government has helped you. that man is a sadist. he believes the only reason that america is where we are because of government. he's flat-out wrong. >> kimberly: bob, the rhetoric sounds like he is running for president of venezuela. >> bob: put it in context. it didn't hear him say one thing in government. steve jobs and bill gates had help from parents and startup from other people. and banks that gave out loan for small business administration. $1 trillion to small brizs to get started -- small businesses to get started. >> eric: he didn't say banks. he said teachers, government -- i think everything but -- >> bob: i think what he is trying to say when you become successful you look back on the trail, i don't think anybody has been successful that does not look back and say i got help. >> greg: i never got any help. >> kimberly: that is the

problem. >> dana: when i first heard of this, that's what i thought he must have meant. but i listened to it and watched it, and i thought, no, this is a fundamental philosophy. it is different. who made the money to pay the taxes that built the roads in the first place? we could play the house that jack built all day long. >> greg: chicken or egg? >> bob: he didn't say government help. >> eric: he talked about the infrastructure. where did that come from? government? all the roads, all that he talks about, the road got me to my job interview, could have been done better, more efficiently with the private sector. >> bob: how about the internet? the internet was paid for by the government. >> dana: initially for government use. >> bob: entrepreneurs took advantage of it and built good businesses. i agree. >> greg: he's less a president of the united states but more to a spokesperson for

big government. he's the government lizard. or flo? flo with a standing army. >> eric: you think this country -- gobs you think this country would be as strong without the government economically? >> kimberly: absolutely. >> greg: we understand the logic. not every family can have their own fire truck. we get that. but we've moved on from that argument. >> bob: every family have their internet? brought to you by the government. brought to you by the government. it was brought by the government. >> eric: are you going to take credit for the internet? c'mon. private sector wouldn't have come up with an internet or -- >> bob: they would haven't the resource to do it as big and as fast as the -- >> greg: don't forget -- >> kimberly: c'mon. >> dana: that is the thing, from the sheer political standpoint. if that had been an

off-the-cuff comment you might have called it a gaffe. it was planned. if you are on the campaign and you are thinking i mostly need -- we need independence, small business owners to lean toward us because they think they will get a fair shot under me than under romney. why would you say something like that? if you are a small business owner so let's talk about aunt patty sue who owns memory lane bowling alley. sleepless nights. hard work. they had to figure out how to run the whole system. they polished the floors themselves. they did all the paperwork. all of those things. basically saying yeah, yeah, yeah, that is not as important as what government has done for you. that is what people took away from it. >> kimberly: obama just doesn't get america. that's the problem. >> bob: he gets it fine. >> kimberly: he doesn't. >> bob: ask aunt sue if she had anybody that helped her. >> eric: maybe a bank. >> bob: maybe a bank. >> dana: everybody uses the road. >> bob: i'm saying i think somehow you take this and

saying he is saying you wouldn't got there without government. that's not what he said. without people like teachers who help them along the way. democrat's not what he said. >> bob: find a successful business person man or woman who cannot look back and say -- >> kimberly: you are saying something different. that's not what he said. >> bob: that is what he said. did he teacher? >> dana: if he had stopped after he said teacher, stopped there, it would have been okay. he went on and that revealed what they really think and their philosophy. >> kimberly: that's how we know. >> eric: it's not innovation or cooperation between companies, or intellectual property -- >> bob: wait. virtually every business, plastics or computers, all came from nasa, most of the space program. that was government funding. dabs not what he was talking about. >> bob: what do you think he's talking about? >> kimberly: us being dependent on the government. >> bob: somebody was dependent on nasa to get a lot of new innovative programs

going. >> greg: he said government -- >> bob: who is talking about a space program? it's a third of the economic development in the 1950s and '60s. >> greg: what he said is government did this for you. translated, you owe me. >> kimberly: big time. >> greg: what government owes you they can always take back. >> bob: that is your definition. >> greg: guess who decides what is taken snack who gets a fair share? he does. >> bob: what would you do without the inspector space program? >> greg: probably spending time with my family. >> kimberly: what about the numbers? look what happened to the economy under his world vision, to fundamentally change america. what do je to thank him for? >> eric: $16 trillion in debt. the longest stretch of higher than 8% unemployment in the history. 41 months in a row. you've got spending that exceeds revenues by $1 trillion or more. all four years under president obama. never happened before. any one time by a president. >> bob: if i could just, if i could argue for a second

from the brain room here. this is not my figures. 2.5 million new jobs. 200,000 more jobs in construction. and the republicans demand the things like defense and intelligence and you have to pay entitlement and the national debt comes up to $2 $2.5 trillion. half a trillion dollars more -- >> eric: please, please. >> bob: what? >> eric: i will give you the brain room is right on the numbers when you put garbage in, garbage comes out. what date did you start? >> bob: stimulus began. >> eric: what date? >> bob: june 1. >> eric: we'll ignore the first six months of -- >> bob: the jobs that lost after inauguration day were his? >> eric: they don't count? >> bob: they were his? >> eric: cut out the first six months. >> dana: that is the bigger points. all the numbers may be true, i think that what they are look at in the next three months we found out that retail sales down three months in a row. that is what carrying the economic growth we had, the

anemic growth we had. gdp in the first quarter revised down from terrible 1.7% down to 1.4%. still the unemployment rate is stagnant at 8.2%. they say, even president obama says is not likely to change before november. those are the economic numbers. >> kimberly: you can't change -- >> eric: half the debt is -- >> bob: half the debt accumulated the republicans demanded it to be. >> greg: nobody is better off than they were four years ago. >> bob: c'mon! >> greg: that includes 3-year-olds. >> kimberly: they're struggling. >> greg: can't even let a joke go by. >> bob: i got it. i got it. you don't think you're better off than you were four years snag >> eric: not financially better off. >> bob: i see. >> kimberly: let voters decide in november if they want to continue with the fundamental transformation of america. do so at your peril. coming up, mitt romney hits back at the obama administration attack on his record at bain capital. >> i think when people accuse

you of a crime you have every reason to go after them pretty hard. what does it say about the president whose record is so poor all he can do in the campaign is attack me? >> kimberly: dana will help us sort it all out. that's coming up next when we come right back. stay with us. ♪ ♪

mitt romney through his own words and his own signature was misrepresenting his position at bain to the sec, which is a felony. >> she said if he was in fact not chief executive, the president, the sole shareholder and chairman of the company at the time, and that's what was filed that that would be a felony. she didn't hay he is a felon. >> stop whining. give him his own advice. stop whining. if you want to claim bain capital is the calling card for the white house, defend what happened. >> he didn't misrepresent anything. people on the obama side are so pathetic that this is all you've got to try to bring

back the life a -- to life a story that's been dead for months and years. >> dana: they are tacking about attack from the obama campaign last week on mitt romney saying, asking the question whether or not he left bain capital at the time. this is sols, greg, i know you were -- this is something, greg, you were in the fetal position under your desk all weekend worried about what happened on this thing. >> greg: this is right up there when i heard ann curry leaving "the today show." i was broken down. i could barely move. they had to bring my food to the bathroom. that's how horrible it was. the idea of barack obama criticizing mitt romney's business dealing reminds me of things. i came up with a quiz. it reminds me of "a," remind you of eric instructing you on how to tie a tie? "b," bob scolding someone for swearing on live tv. kimberly telling you how to spend less on shoes. dana condemning you for being mean to orphans.

"e," jasper opining on politics. the only thing more crooked than illinois politics is chicago politics. romney can't be a felon because president obama never worked with him in chicago. >> dana: i know bob, this is your favorite subject. have at it. >> bob: it's -- >> kimberly: 1,000 papers here. >> bob: i read through these. what i've got, there is more to come. this is a drip, drip, drip scandal. that will hurt him very much. what confirmed this week is when ed gillespie said, he, one of the great words when you try to cover something up that is a problem for you is "rerow active." and -- "retroactive." ed gillespie said he retroactively retired. three companies went under, under the bain tutelage and all three have signature of mitt romney. january, february and march of 2000. when he said he wasn't ceo of

the company. >> dana: are you suggesting -- >> bob: i'm suggesting that somebody misrepresented his position. >> greg: you are a suggesting that is a felon? >> eric: this is going to blow up. >> bob: it is going to blow up. you can't keep saying you got out of the business in '99 when more an more documents come up that say you were there. in fact, today, a woman who worked there said -- i'm sure this will be out by tomorrow. he was involved in strategy discussions about some of the companies. if you are out of it, you are out of it. he declared he was out of it. but the fact is he wasn't. why didn't he say it? >> greg: he thought he was out of it. >> dana: do you have an hourly job, you are a lifeguard and then you say you know what? i've had it. i'm too stressed out. i'm out of here. there is no unwinding of the business. i'll tell you this, and i don't know all the details but

i don't think this will work. "washington post" showed what percentage of people say it's reason to vote against romney because he has business background and worked at bain capital? 25%. how many people think obama handling of the economy is important to their vote? 49%. >> bob: you're saying he worked at bain capital. >> dana: i said if romney sticks on the economy, the great line in wisconsin he said it's the economy and it's still the economy and we're not stupid. that is more effective than this little trial balloon we flew up. >> bob: but they didn't asked bain capital good for him in terms of being president? yes. bain capital if he misled us that he was involved in it, it would have been considerably higher. he has a problem. this weekend dominated by this thing. >> greg: not my weekend. >> eric: as the only person who spent time on board of directors i'll tell you number one, mitt romney name is not on this document. minit's the attorney.

you're trying to tell me because mitt romney said he was at the company at the time, the deals are done, mitt romney's name is on there? his name is not. >> bob: yes, he did. right here. >> eric: number two, unequivly, board of directors, if the ceo, chairman not in the boardroom he is not running the company. going on for three years. he wasn't running the company. >> bob: why did he say he was ceo and chairman -- chairman -- >> eric: he owned the company. he found it. >> bob: i see. >> eric: he discovered the company. like inventing this chalk. >> bob: if we have this one chalkboard here? this said that -- >> greg: show up to pop the corn. >> kimberly: you are so right. >> bob: two people responsible for running bain, the ones that can execute the deals. up until 2002. you can't see it, because, well, it was put together late. >> eric: this is field document. >> bob: yes did. >> eric: that is the point. >> dana: can i take both of those things and ask kimberly a yes. if you take bob's argument and

okay, so romney was responsial for deals under his watch. he should have known about everything husband that was happening, is it true for president obama when it comes to "fast and furious"? >> kimberly: oh, sure. eric holder and president obama want to fudge the numbers and say i'm not aware of that, i wasn't in charge when that happened. so it's okay -- >> bob: let's use the normal response to me. you are changing the subject. >> kimberly: i am not changing the subject i'm on point. >> dana: i asked about "fast and furious." >> kimberly: they are hypocritical with issues like this. they have nothing else to come after this man. where is president obama -- >> bob: if this man lied you don't think it's a problem to be president of the united states, if he flat-out lied? >> kimberly: i don't see evidence he lied. >> bob: 2002 he was involved with the company when he ran for governor. they have it flat. "boston globe" have him on two documents as the managing partner. >> dana: glen kessler gave them three pinocchios on it. live by the pinocchio and die by the pinocchio.

>> greg: the thing i find interesting is how the white house turned the media to a remote controlled forest. when it comes to jobs it's off. when it comes to "fast and furious," it's off. when it comes to bain, it's on. it's amazing. the story here is the media following a story that nobody cares about. they don't care. >> bob: they control the media like that? >> greg: hell, yeah. they control hollywood. they control the media. they control academics, because they're all leftist. >> kimberly: that is why they get mad at fox news. >> dana: weekly standard had a great story about the subtle power of the media worth checking out. thanks, everybody for the comments. lovely. coming up, up until this past weekend, if you have been working you have been paying for government to stay in business. it's only now, today, you get to keep the money you earned. eric will explain when we come back. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> eric: welcome back. congratulations, america. just a couple hours ago, you are finally earning money for yourself. the last 197 days, you worked your dale off for president obama -- your tail off for president obama. it's called cost of government day. this year fell on july 15. again, another obama record. he is the only president to oversee the cost of government day push in month of july. which means it will get harder

and harter on them, fewer and fewer days to earn a living for yourself. he promised fundamental change to america. he knows how to deliver that. as long as promised, capitalism in favor of socia socialism. >> bob: nothing, nothing. >> eric: the only president to have cost of government day push to month of july. this which means you with working 64% of the year to pay for government. >> bob: the only candidate that the republican party refuse to release his tax returns. he's hiding something and won't release it. >> eric: cost of government -- >> bob: he got his cost of government day done, pay in taxes in february. >> kimberly: bob! >> eric: kimberly, in states like connecticut, new jersey, new york, you are still paying off the cost of government. >> kimberly: how infure rating. things couldn't be worse. now we are reminded about this. whoever came up with the idea of cost of government is -- i

don't want to say a bad thing like moron but i want to say it. it just reminds you of the government waste. >> greg: it's good thing. to be reminded of it. >> kimberly: i guess. unless it produces a good result that can do something about it and change it, the way government says stop putting both of your hands in my pocket. >> greg: i apologize for that. we were at a concert and my hands were cold. i like this. july 4 is independence day and july 15 is dependence day. instead of firework you set off food stamps. fun. >> eric: dana, when you were at the bush white house, substantially earlier than it is now. >> dana: because of stimulus bill, mostly, right? we need entitlement reform and we talked about tax reform to get the number down. one thing that bothers me the most about this, increasingly, parents are making a decision that the schools aren't good enough. the services you are paying for, for the government aren't good enough. you in addition to the taxes you're paying, you are paying

for private school tuition for your kids to have a good education. maybe you are paying for private healthcare or you are going around the system to pay to a doctor and take care of you for some ailment you might have. increasingly that is true. so this day becomes more important it's kind of sobe the year is half over. >> bob: i qualify for all three of those things you mentioned and i'm in the 1%. no question about that. most people don't have that kind of problem. the other thing, this includes local and state taxes? >> eric: absolutely. and regulation. >> bob: cost of taxes for gasoline and things like that? >> kimberly: reminds you how many day you work for free for the government. >> bob: for sake of argument, take things you would not want to have in the budget. say defense department budget. want to cut that? >> kimberly: do i want to cut the defense department? you know who you are looking at here. i don't think we should cut -- >> eric: you brought it up. you want to talk about it. go ahead. romney tax returns, go.

>> bob: you talk to him this morning on the air about it. it dominated the weekend. i think that the guy -- he is not going not release it. i remember when geraldine ferraro went and said i'll get away with it. finally she had to do it. he will have to do it. every place he goes he will be asked a question. democrats will put people in audience saying release returns. >> greg: how many days do we pay for that obama current bus tour? how much is that? that is the anti-exceptional express. we're paying for that. >> bob: you are not paying for it. >> kimberly: a great name. so true. you are weak, you are pathetic, you can't do anything on your own. make a living like -- government is helping you. >> bob: did they respond to this? obama and biden, 11 years of taxes. george bush and cheney, eight years of tax returns. george h.w. bush, eight years. clinton eight years. what is wrong with romney?

why won't he do it? >> kimberly: what is wrong with romney? >> bob: why doesn't he release his taxes? >> kimberly: he will. >> bob: he says he won't. >> kimberly: what about president obama? >> bob: 11 years he has done it. 11 years. >> kimberly: the most secretive president we've had. so what? >> bob: they are if you are mitt romney. >> dana: the illinois state senate schedule or the occidental college records or the columbia college records or harvard. maybe they should put something on the table. >> bob: you think those are more important as tax returns? >> kimberly: why is he hiding it and pointing fingers at others? total hypocrisy when he won't release anything. it's appalling and offensive -- >> bob: you don't find it appalling that every other democrat and republican released his taxes? >> kimberly: i'm sure he will. it will show he is a successful businessman that has given a lot back and more to charity than president obama who has given 1% back. >> bob: if he is going to release it, why suffer through this?

>> eric: we have to go. not a bad discussion politically. legally, he doesn't have to do it. >> bob: legally he doesn't. morally, and from a political standpoint he does. >> eric: former congressman anthony weiner is flirting flirg with the possibility of erecting his political career. haven't we seen enough of him already? ♪ ♪ with the capital one cash rewards card you get a 50% annual bonus. and everyone likes 50% more cash -- well, except her. no! but, i'm about to change that. ♪ every little baby wants 50% more cash... ♪ phhht! fine, you try. [ strings breaking, wood splintering ] ha ha. [ male announcer ] the capital one cash rewards card. the card for people who want 50% more cash. ♪ what's in your wallet? ♪ what's in your...your...

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>> i am here today to again apologize for the person mistakes i have made -- personal mistakes i have made. i hope to continue the work that the citizens of my district elected me to do. unfortunately the distractions i created made that impossible. so today i am announcing my resignation from congress.

>> yea! >> goodbye, pervert. >> bob: what did he nay >> greg: "goodbye pervert." that was donald trump. anthony weiner wants to return to public service, not as the naked cowboy, but as the mayor. why is he pining for pom ticks? simple. what else can he do. he's the epitome of male "arrested development." no clear skills. he couldn't even master twitter. forget a forklift. i'm not much different but i keep my shorts on, unless they start to i. >> kimberly: ew. >> greg: this is relentlessless immaturity that affects tons of men. product of society that think children should be on their parents' health insurance until 26. in america, beta males call the shop and they remind us they should have stayed in their rooms playing "dungeons and dragons." the geeks may have inherited the earth but they're no better at running it.

have him take grown-up lessons first. intern for o'reilly. if he does return and the left can cover for bill clinton they can cover for weiner. there will be a silver lining, the jokes will write themselves which is a big help for me on "the five." >> if he decides to return, would you, could you ever give him campaign advice? >> bob: if he rises back? that is as funny as your underwear thing. he rises. so did moby dick. remember? he did! >> greg: that was my mistake going to you. i thought you had all the campaign experience and you would say what he could do. >> bob: nothing. you couldn't rehabilitate this. no chance.

unless he has a 40-person primary field, that he can come up through that. poke his way through it or something. >> kimberly: bob. please. >> greg: you are a p.r. expert. what should he do? i feel like if something like this happens you go build an orphanage and come back three years later. >> dana: build a cabin in the woods or do something different. he did get off the stage a little while but he craves the limelight so much. does he want to run the city? protect and make the city run better? i don't know if that is true. or more of a vanity -- >> greg: it's vanity. >> kimberly: better chance to be public advocate. honestly, is there no one else who can run for office? is this the best we can do? >> eric: make quick points. he has $4.1 million in the

campaign chest and trying to figure out what to do with it. why not run for a big job like mayor. i don't think it's that off-beat he would win mayoral election in new york city. >> greg: the picture will come back. >> eric: it's still the number one most amazing media event in the entire history in my life is when the helicopters waiting for this guy to step down and apologiz apologize. say i did it. waiting for him. in front of the podium. steal the moment. >> greg: he didn't want to go. the reporter saw him. he knew they had pictures. get up there. he had to start talking. one of the most surreal thing. we're at our desks, writing what is he doing on our show tonight? >> dana: a political question for you.

a way to make a comeback is take the $4 million in donation and make donations to fellow democrats. why can't he do that? >> bob: not a bad idea. if spencer makes a comeback, maybe they could run together on the perversion ticket. >> kimberly: donald trump made me laugh at loud. weiner is a sexual pervert and can never be healed. his wife has to drop him before it happens again. agree. >> greg: is she going to drop him? >> bob: why hasn't she done it yet? >> dana: maybe she loves him. >> greg: romantic. i think it's for power. she likes the power. >> kimberly: she's with clinton. how much more power do you need? >> bob: who is the woman with the knife? what is her name? >> greg: you are thinking of a movie. >> dana: it might not be public yet. >> bob: virginia. bobbitt. >> dana: lorena.

>> bob: lorena bobbitt. >> greg: paid extra to go on vacation, but the catch is it has to be nude. not really. but i can dream. stick around to find out what is all about. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: that is what it is. they have their clothes on. okay, now it's vacation time. there is a certain fella who is a ceo of a company in denver, aled full contact, which is a software company. he wants employees to go on vacation. he is going to pay them, $7,500 to go on vacation. there are three things. when they go on vacation, they can't be on the technology grid. no phone no, blackberries no, iphones or anything. no ipad. out of that. secondly, you got to go on a real job. i mean a real vacation. you can't just stay home.

not allowed to do any work on vacation. the question is first of all, i would pay eric $7,500 to go without any of those stipulations, on vacation. do you think you should make it with the stipulation? >> kimberly: going thursday for free. >> bob: two weeks. >> eric: it would be tough. you know what? i could do it. >> dana: i did this. i got a chance to do this and i would love to do it again. i don't know where i would go this time. but the administration ended, my husband and i went to africa. we were gone for six weeks. for two of those weeks, i didn't have access to any technology. actually kept a diary and kept it long hand. >> bob: did it drive you crazy? dab >> dana: i was glad. but at that time i was ready to not know what was going on. >> greg: i'm tired of the

phrase "going off the grid." like it's a spy movie. not going off the grid. having said that, i know i would have problems. i think, after like 48 hours, you'd be okay. but it's all like a giant cloud that follows you. >> dana: like kicking heroin. >> greg: you would know, dana. rough months. >> eric: couldn't write jokes. think about your books. >> kimberly: you send the e-mails all weekend long back to bob. you went like crazy. >> bob: never really sent e-mail. what about you? could you make it? >> kimberly: absolutely not. never gone anywhere for two weeks. it couldn't even do it. i was on a honeymoon for two days. >> bob: i went on a horseback trip in wyoming. we couldn't contact anybody for a week. it doesn't bother me in the slightest, because i can't use the phone. forget the rest of it the technology grid. >> dana: where would you go

now if you had the chance? >> bob: rio de janeiro. >> kimberly: really. >> don't ask why. >> kimberly: please don't. >> greg: we can guess. >> kimberly: no followup question. >> bob: mardi gras and a nice place. personal people. they got great beaches. all right. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪

>> kimberly: you know what time it is, right? time for one more thing. mr. gutfeld, you ready? >> greg: i turned on tv on fox news on saturday and i saw john stossel's show based on, on your first job. he had everybody at fox news, including myself, what their first job was. i was edited out. i was not in the show. i wanted to show people what i said when asked what my first job was. >> kimberly: so funny. >> greg: i knew up and my first job was president of ibm. 1974-1977. basically, credible changes with the company. i had to move on. why did they edit me out? i didn't fit the weird perverse narrative. john stossel, i'm after you. i know where you play volleyball. i'm not kidding. >> kimberly: that is a true

story. you said you saw him playing volleyball in central park. >> greg: he was shirtless. >> dana: t.m.i. >> kimberly: eric bolling? you play shirtless volleyball. >> eric: no, none of that. i notice over the weekend, obama tweeted out two pictures. both of them have something in common. take a look at what both had in common. look at that. giving a high-five to joe biden and high-five to 5 or 6-year-old kid. obviously, obama, we're in your wheel house. five on your mind. that is it! >> dana: someone else can high-five now. >> greg: does it rhyme with casper? >> dana: yes. >> greg: it always goes back -- >> dana: i can link anything to jasper. >> kimberly: a secret skill. kevin bacon is upset about it.

one more thing? >> dana: everybody is excited for olympics. 11 days away. usa athletes arrive today. our team. but what happened is every city that hosts the economics go through a little bit of problems. getting ready to go. in london, on the m-4, they had lanes blocked off that were supposed to be for the olympics. problem, on the first day, an excellent caused a 32-mile backup. 32 miles. ebb was irritated but i know they were excited to see them. i know they'll work out the kinks. >> kimberly: bob? >> bob: first, when you were president or chairman of ibm. i want to congratulate george herbert walker bush who had the courage to step forward to call that little man grover norquist that makes everyone sign pledges and scares the republicans, sign a no tax pledge or we'll beat you up. he called him out. it's about time. grover norquist is full of hot

air and not much else. congratulations, president. you did something most republicans should do as well. >> greg: did you say read my lips? i won't raise taxes? isn't that the same president? >> dana: senator coburn in oklahoma has an on-ed saying that the left is obsessed with grover norquist so they take their eye off the ball like entitlement reform. >> bob: you can't take your eye off of him because it's tough to find him. he's only 4'2". >> kimberly: bob. here is something we knew all along was true. i.q. expert james flynn and he determined that women closed the i.q. gap. let's talk about surpassing it actually. >> eric: wait a minute. >> kimberly: scoring higher than men. "telegraph" newspaper so obviously very true. women outnumber men on college campus, hold more advanced degrees than the counterpart.