there is nothing. not even a good restaurant. >> we have to go. that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. hasta manana. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in argentina, sandy duncun. let's go to andy for our pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. coming up on the big show, what country's spacecraft landed on mars on sunday night? usa! usa! everybody. usa! plus, what country's judo competetor got expelled after testing positive for marijuana? say it with me, usa! usa. everybody, usa. you people suck. and finally what country has

atm's that dispense cup cakes? usa, usa, everybody, usa. greg. >> usa, andy. >> usa, greg. >> see you later. >> sad little man. >> let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a butterfly riding a dolphin over a rainbow made of blood. i am here with jedediah bila. she is such a delight. and scissors refuse to run with him. it is america's future foundation chairman. a chairman of the future. and in maine, he is considered bait. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was pizza dough i would bang him. and he doesn't know a thing about anything. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, irch p -- pinch. >> rabies may not be 100% fatal. nevertheless, i am afraid we

will have to put you down, porch. >> but me no have rabies. me was just brushing teethes. >> i didn't understand what you just said which is another symptom of rabies. now somebody fetch me a gun. >> it is one act and -- this one act is not growing on me. it is the opposite of growing on me. i don't know what that is. ray bees ? should he be judged for eating fudge? a judo fighter has been banished from the london games claiming he unintentionally ate a pot brown knee. he is the first olympic athlete this summer with gorgeous hair also to fail in competition drug tests which he says was, quote, caused by my consumption of food that i did not realize had been baked with marijuana. before he left, apparently for the olympics, a rep from the international olympic committee had this to say about the performance enhancing pot brow knee.

>> he took the substance, and you have to remember by the way i wouldn't talk about this particular case, but sometimes people take substances for other reasons, and it may be common or whatever. >> well, his head is giant compared to all of that stuff in the background. he has a giant head. >> for more, let's go to red oi olympic correspondent who is live in london. a reminder to viewers at home, there may be a small satellite delay. mike, are you there? >> thanks, greg. i am here live in london, home of the 2012 london olympic games. >> what is the latest on the judo athlete and the brow knees? brownies? >> greg, it is punishment and hopes to compete in the u.s. the great bearded dragons are

speaking overall of us as we speak. >> mike, what has been the response in london? >> thanks, greg. the united states olympic committee is committed to clean play. also, the legion of the lizard has finally accepted me as one of their own. >> are you okay, mike? what are you eating there? >> hi, greg. i am honored to be here in london. soon we will become one on top of the tree house castle. >> mike, where did you get those brown knees? >> that's it from london. i want to suck on your ear lobe. >> he really is an as -- dash ass -- asset to what ever he has been doing. >> so this guy had marijuana in his system. could that actually enhance

his performance? >> it could not. marijuana doesn't enhance anything, right? why is it even on the list of things? >> i don't know. i was under the impression that because marijuana slows you down that in fact when you start participating -- like say you practice on marijuana, and then you compete not on marijuana. so it looks like you are removing ankle weights. >> that could be. you know what, the thing is i am a little tired of all of this testing. it is getting crazy. they have been after lance aural strong. leave him alone. if he won the tour de france, do you know how hard it is to change your blood during the tour de france? that's what they are saying he did it. >> that is true. he turned the tour de france into a real sport. it is like packing your luggage while being on a bike. that's insane. >> jedediah, you are such a pothead. you don't even put pot in your brown knees. you put pot in your brownies.

>> i am a pot virgin. >> are you? >> i don't know anything about pot or other kinds of drugs. i just don't understand how this guy didn't know the stuff had pot in it. i don't think he was going to whole foods and mysteriously pot was winding up. he had to be aware. i think he makes a good point. it could be like having leg weights on. your reflexes are slower and then you are hyper aware. that's intuitive on your part. >> let's face it. you saw his hair. he has great hair. a guy like that with great hair doesn't eat pot brownies by accident. he eats pot brownies all the time. >> so is michael phelps which makes what he does more incredible. how do you get so many gold medals and you are high literally all the time? that's a huge deal. >> but didn't -- didn't the nba players used to practice stoned? >> i don't think that helps their game. i have never met a --

>> they have these bursts of energy. never seen that before. i think there should be like an all drug olympics. i am not the first person to put this out there. i just imagine hussein bolt on hgh and cocaine like running the hundred meter dash in like 2.9 seconds. >> but then you would have a heart attack. did you ever run on cocaine? >> no bath salts. >> drugs are just one part of performance of the they say that -- i know that steroids enhance performance, but so does youth. if you are 38 you should be able to take steroids. >> and what about medical marijuana. i wonder if you would be exempt. >> what if you were taking from medicinal purposes. you could use it as an excuse. >> he looked to me like he had some glaucoma. >> are you a young dude, bill. try to remember being young. who eats brownies because they like chocolate?

>> no one. no one unless you are an over weight kid who is dealing with the fact your dad doesn't love you. with this the biggest story is he lost accreditation. i think 20 years from now we will look at our view on pot and laugh. he will be laughing as well because he will be stoned. the name alone is great. he sounds like a bit player in dazed and confused. he was one of the guys that was working on the cars at the party jie. he is gorgeous. i love what people say when we say 20 years from now. i do that all of the time now. 20 years from now we will be laughing about this. >> no because we won't remember we were talking about this. i will be 50. >> and it will be over for him. >> i want him to sweep the leg. >> that's true. >> can he do that in judo? i guess you do. >> i will sweep the leg anytime. >> i know you will. >> he claims he feels bad for

being a cad. so last week a jerk named adam smith posted a video of himself harassing a chick-fil-a employee because -- you know why. here it is, here it isers. >> you know i am getting a free water. >> i do not. >> because chick-fil-a is a hateful corporation. >> i know, but you guys -- but the corporation gives money to hate groups. hate groups. >> i have to change the subject. we are always happy to serve -- >> i don't know how you live with yourself and work here. i don't understand it. this is a horrible corporation with horrible values. you deserve better. >> well, after that video went viral a word i hate, smith lost his job. so guess what, that's right. he decided it was time to attempt an apology.

>> rachel, i am so very sorry for the way i spoke to you on wednesday. you handled my frustrating rant with dignity and composure. and every time i watch the video i am blown away by really the beauty for what you did in your beauty and patience with me. >> i love it on how great she was responding to him, and he calls his rant frustrating. he was not frustrated when he did that. he was enjoying himself the twerp. but he didn't stop there. his video is actually eight minutes long because this is not a simple case of one guy being a d-bag. no, this is an indictment of our very society. >> for me and at that moment, the main goal of supporting the gay community outweighed the collateral damage that

rachel became and i literally saw rachel as collateral damage. i -- we have to stop rationalizing our destructive actions this way. we have to start seeing people as people. we won't make prague -- progress of personally attacking people. i am clearly guilty of that. >> he started off as i and then said we because we are all guilty of this thing that he did. even though he was the only one who did it. and actually everyone else was nice during this whole thing except for him because he is a big piece of [bleep]. he is. i honestly -- you know what he is to me jedediah, i realize that hen capsule lates every element of modern society that have grown to dismyself. despise.

the way we talk now is poisonous. the self-ababsorption that even when he is wrong he still makes it about himself. it is a star for attention which is youtube has done. it has drawn these people in because they want to be filmed being self-righteous. and he is unable to acknowledge shame. that is the epitomy of everything i think is wrong with this country. he is like a big ball of badness. >> and he talked about a lecture. i felt like a bad kid in the class. he made it about he was a jerk and he somehow managed to turn it into, well yes i am a jerk and i am sorry. but this is my comment on society and why you are all jerks too. let's take a minute to pause and reflect on that. i just can't believe this is a grown man that actually thinks he is this important, made this video and is talking to what is obviously a much younger girl like this. >> that's the point. we have lost the definition of grown man. he shouldn't be doing that.

he lost his job because he wanted to harass somebody at a fast-food restaurant. tom, if you are apologizing for eight minutes something tells me you are not apologizing. you are rationalizing. >> i have done it. i have apologized for more than eight minutes. >> you do it like with your wife where are you apologizing and say, but this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't have missed the flight because the reason why -- everybody does it i guess. >> he keeps talking about in the moment. that's the funny thing. in the heat of the moment -- what was that moment? the moment was a long moment. >> he was able to open up the movie software and use the video of himself and post-it on-line, and then he says -- "every time i watch the video i am blown away by the beauty"" wait a minute. every time? if you did something as heinous as this would you watch the video? i would never watch it again. she still watching it right now. >> she probably watching it again. this thing he is watching.

he said he never planned -- he is a liar. he said he never planned on saying these things to rachel, but this is all -- do you feel that there is any part of him that is remorseful? >> only a little bit, and only because every time i go through the drive-thru i have my cell phone camera running just in case something awesome happens and i want to share it with all of my friends later. that's the kind of [bleep] i am. waffle fries? yes, thank you. >> bill, how is this guy -- he has to be independently wealthy. how can anybody hire this guy when he keeps doing stuff like this? you wouldn't want him to work for you because he is so annoying. >> he is not aware of the fact that his camera has an i had dit dit -- has an edit button. half the time he looks into the corner of the room and searches for words. you don't search for youtube videos. it should have taken as long as it takes to order from chick chick -- chick-fil-a.

>> i just hope he keeps doing this. it entertains me to no end. >> it is like the moon landing except this one is real. the robotic explorer curiosity has touched down on mars on a mission to learn if life ever existed on the red planet. folks, it is -- folks at the nasa jet propulsion lab jumped for joy at 1:32 a.m. mars time. it was only three hours time difference, surprisingly. one dude seemed to get the news light years ahead of everyone else. >> the attempt is good. touchdown confirmed. we are safe on mars. >> the landing was an engineering triumph. that's curiosity cut through the martian atmosphere. it is 13 miles per hour and then the cables gently lowered the rover to the ground. nasa released this video of the historic landing.

>> you know, i guess that is great, but $2.5 billion for that? was it worth it? >> absolutely. >> really? >> no, not really. i am an insane like uber libertarian. the government would have this responsibility to defend us and to throw stuff at other planets. but being an astronaut is one of the most -- actually it is the most dangerous job we can have in this country. >> you never know -- you will never know if you were coming back, but there was nobody on that thing. >> nobody on this particular one. you have literal rocket scientists with almost unlimited budgets until we slashed it. and years of preparation, and

they still managed to kill more people than like relatively speaking than coal mining. it is frightening and terrifying. go nasa. >> that's why i turned down my astronaut gig, tom. i am a little depressed by mars because i grew up with science fiction where it was exciting. martians. you go there and there are no martians. i am pissed. >> i am reading a lot of art will cays lately where people -- articles lately where people talk about the climate on mars is evidence that it was -- of global warming. >> and they will send pictures back. >> oh mother earth will look like this soon. >> and it is nasa. he turned nasa into a big global warming outfit. >> it is pretty interesting, jedediah. under obama we successful leylanded on mars, but i guess jupiter is too far? impeach? >> impeach, absolutely. and until they come back with

alf or something as cute as alf i just can't get into it as much. >> bill, where do you stand on this? is this a shoe in for space rover of the year? >> i think it will be a space rover of the year. call time magazine if they exist. this thing needed a crane. it needed a heat shield and a parachute to land. and there was a huge chance it wasn't going to land and $2.5 billion was gone like that. i feel like there is no better way planet earth can spend its money we are doing good things. >> the only way it will be justified is if suddenly they discover martian cows that are delicious. and we begin -- all of a sudden we can eat the martian cows. if you don't have something to eat from another planet, how good are they? inevitably they will come and eat us. >> it could be a friendly alien. >> that's exactly right. >> if they are aliens they likely want to kill us. this is important work. we have to go out there.

we can be prepared when they come. jay that's exactly what i was thinking. coming up, do trees have feelings? not really a story, just a post-it note hannity left on my desk. does dirty harry support barry? on the contrary.

he made mitt his million dollar baby. it helped him to earn a fistful of dollars showing everyone he has true grit. yet another big hollywood actor has come out in support of romney. clint eastwood endorsed mitt for an idaho fundraiser. see for yourself you

untrusting jerk. >> because i think the country needs a boost somewhere. >> despite telling fox news he didn't plan on supporting any politicians, the director not only changed his mind, but said he believed romney would restore a decent tax system. and mitt just had to respond with a movie reference saying, quote, i'll be back. by the way, clint, upcoming adventure cat series. >> wow. i can't even do that. >> jedediah, i would pay to see you do that. but i agree. jedediah is a midpresidency

all but a sured if you have dirty harry. jay he has it in the bag -- >> he has it in the bag. i love clint eastwood. i love that he did this. he will probably be blacklisted, but it doesn't matter. i just wish the gop would get some young hollywood. even when we get an endorsement it is in the over 80 bracket. young people -- i know a lot of people who don't know who clint eastwood is. you know the reason why, camille, is celebrities have to wait until they are immune. wait until they are 80 and you look -- a lot of these guys, at that point they don't care anymore. >> so you think they are young celebrities in hiding? >> yes, under the beds and in closets. there are more conservatives in the closet than in the closet jie. this is a possible theory -- this is a possible theory. i am willing to do whatever this gentleman says. his movies are fabulous, but i

haven't made up my mind yet. >> clint eastwood has not influenced you. why are all action heros republican? arnold, sly, mick -- mickey rork, clint eastwood,. >> victoria jackson. >> somebody has a theory why the action stars are right wing. >> gut they are gut see. >> maybe they rim miewn because they have -- maybe they are immune because they are in these big budget pictures and they are established. but it is true that young people in hollywood can't because their career would be over. the ones i know -- the guys i know in hollywood who are let's say 30s -- under 40, won't do "red eye." well that's the reason they tell me. it is because their career would be ruined for reasons that have nothing to do with

political ideology. remember the super bowl ad when he was wrongly boosting obama? how have they responded to this news? >> not responding. they do not know about the same anthem that was just on. they were adamant too. >> i don't understand his endorsement. he saw him as a governor and thought he was too handsome for that, but he was too handsome to be president. i think he is starting to look like the old creature in poltergeist 2. carol anne, let me in. >> i think romney should use his endorsement as his slogan. mitt romney, because the country needs a boost somewhere. >> that is really good. that is really good. i like that, a boost. do you have a comment on the show e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. and to leave a voicemail call 212-462-5050.

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. sad, sad little man. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by raccoons, the animals with black patches around the eyes and a long bushy ring tail. thanks, raccoon.

let's find out if we got

anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. >> hi greg. what's that? >> nothing. i didn't say anything. i was thinking something. >> just checking. my weekend was great. thanks for not asking. american judo competetor tests positive for cannibus. the correct term is actually judo caw. it is japanese for a judo person. which i love for some reason. >> it is a translation. you were i think translated you are miserable man boy. >> pretty accurate. a little shocked there wasn't a cat reference in there. >> okay he who needs a phone book to sit on a chair. >> tom, you said marijuana doesn't enhance anything. clearly you have never seen laser floyd. >> is that like pink floyd?

>> dark side of the moon. >> i think i just made a 30-year-old reference or something. >> that was every friday night at the explore for yum in san francisco. that was awesome. >> jedediah, you said you don't understand how they didn't know there was pot in the brownies how he could accidentally eaten brownies with pot in them >>- q. i all kidding -- >> all kidding aside, i feel like you would -- i figured you might answer my question. >> the thing is, jedediah, assuming he took enough of it he must have known -- >> he might have not known when he ate it, but after he ate it you would think he was like, oh crap. >> something is in there. >> you can get belchy weed after taste. >> i would think there is some

kind of side affect. >> there is not a person in the world who baked a sheet of pot brownies and didn't tell everyone at the party. >> let's move on. >> camille you said there should be an all drug olympics. didn't the eastern block countries try that during the cold war? >> did they actually try that? was it only their team hoped up? that's not the same. everyone takes the drug, whatever cocktail you like. this may actually be a bad idea. >> but you won't know until you try it. >> i would not compete. drugs are bad. >> absolutely. >> jedediah, you would not be exempt from ioc standards if you were taking pot for medicinal purposes. there is a long list of drugs that can be prescribed for you, but you can't take them and compete. greg you said 20 years from now you will be 50? >> yes. >> i am thinking maybe 20 years from now you will be better at math.

you said adam smith and bodies and everything you talk about with society and this therapy speak. why do you think that is? >> i don't know. maybe when i was a child. the way my parents used to leave me alone and go out for -- oh he did it again. tom, you said he apologized for more than eight minutes, but the corpses don't care. what is done is done, tom. your little 15 minute saw lil law we is not bringing them back. that said, i do agree in the heat of the moment he said he didn't plan to do what he did, but he had the camera out and he videotaped it. >> and he said, watch what i am about to do with this camera. that's true.

>> if he would have just stopped after he made the apology to ray ray -- rachel at the top of the video, it was the right thing to do. if he clicked it there, he is fine. he couldn't stop himself from going on for another six minutes. >> i could not watch the whole thing. once i watched and it went beyond i am really sorry, and to something else land, this tool is going to say all sorts of other things. >> absolutely. >> mars landing, i don't even know where to start with this one.ke the moon landing, except real? >> you think this is fake too? >> seriously, we can't go to the moon, how are we going mars? >> that's true. >> it doesn't make sense. >> this is the other thing. maybe we didn't go to mars. maybe we did go to the moon. but we were lied to about how far it actually is. the moon could only be like -- >> five miles away.

jay it is like they put it up there. we have been told that it is like 150,000 miles -- >> i am not sure if that is real or what, but mars is probably -- mars is probably 75 miles away. >> tops. >> and it is not that big. >> it is tiny. but they have to convince us it is really big so they can say it is really far. >> they do this all the time with stuff. >> it is actually the same size as the rover pretty much. >> exactly. >> there has always been an illusion of size. >> my theory is that the martians pretty much intercepted it as it was about to land, and then they just faked all of the stuff -- all of the stuff is faked by the martians. we think it just landed there and there is no martians, and then once we start sending people there will be. >> i am not sure i like the name curiosity as mars transportation. i think it sounds a little kinky jie. what are you

curious about there rover? >> you claim that curiosity was named after the scientist, robert l curiosity? >> yes. >> he does not seem to exist on-line, and in fact in 2009 nasa held a contest to name the science laboratory and a 12-year-old girl wrote an essay on why it should be called curiosity and so it was. >> it would be great if this rover landed on a box of kittens and then the the headline could be curiosity killed the cat of the. >> what was the total for this rover? 2.5 billion? >> they could have sold the sponsorship rights. >> they are not thinking there. >> i would pay the $20 for that. >> given that a 12-year-old girl named it, just be happy it is not named bieber. that would not be cool. and lastly, greg, you said they landed at 10:52 mars time. >> my po nie t -- >> don't even know what that

means. >> it is not that far away. >>- q. i it is in the eastern time zone. -- >> it is in the eastern time zone. >> it is in vermont. >> in new york it is like harrisburg, pennsylvania. >> so you think it is south? >> yes of the. >> i think it is closer to vermont. >> camille, i somehow make an excuse for nasa mainly, but i think it is because we need to make sure we have galactic supremacy. it is a pure defense thing. >> we have to win. the war is coming. >> it is. >> we are all scientologists. >> curiosity landed in gale crater which seems rude. >> how are they naming things up there? >> gail it crater. >> who is -- gale crater jie. who is naming it. that is unfair. >> probably 12-year-old girls. eastwood endorses romney.

you started the story saying he made mitt his million dollar baby and hoped to earn a fistful of dollars hoping to show his true grit. that was a 1978tv movie with mr. otes who made it into a feature film. >> they are not the brothers anymore. >> not anymore, but at the time they were. >> and mitt did not respond to the endorsement saying the stallone catch phrase "i'll be back." he said the endorsement "made my day." and jedediah, you said you love that eastwood did this. but why? i don't care who george clooney supports. >> i love he did it because people in hollywood never speak out for republicans. i am kind of waiting with bated breath to always have the guts to do it. i consider it gutsy. >> except it is not for him. he is known for a republican

or libertarianists. >> i think it is different to be a republican as opposed to coming out and saying i am endorsing a candidate. i feel like that is a bold move. i don't care -- i don't base whether i like a politician like a celebrity. >> i have to go, apparently. >> about time. i thought that would never end. oh my god. thank you, andy. >> coming up, who likes to party? we discuss tom's new book, people who like to party volume 1. 280ad to 300ad. wow. what is a cup cake atm? if you have to ask, you will never understand and i feel bad for you.

there is a quest to live forever.

some russian guy thinks immortality could be possible by 2045. i will be 50 by then. it plans to be inspired by "avatar" and requires transferring human brains to robot skeletons and then boring you to tears. actually it culminates with human beings able to walk around in holographicavatars. they are looking for a few billion dollars to make it happen. let's help them in the lightning roooouuuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> is this what happens when you get drunk and you have a science fiction movie marathon weekend? >> no. >> no. >> is this the ultimate ponzi scheme. >> it takes me like 50 years to figure this out, do it now. >> it could be a ponzi scheme or the truth. sooner or later we will live

forever, right? >> well, i don't think this guy's vision is any good. he has these people being half man and half machine. immortality is supposed to be sitting by a stream and supposed to be nature and life. this guy is -- he's working more of a sci-fi angle. i don't like it. >> but that's how it works. it strengthens your life, jedediah. maybe he is on to something. >> i hated this idea until tom started talking, and now i just keep thinking of "the terminator" and i totally dig it. >> now i am liking it. "the terminator" had feelings in " t-2". >> he could replicate the feelings, but he didn't feel them himself. you have to pay attention to the script. >> you could be a great sara connor. >> i would love to do that. if someone is casting that, call me. i would love that. >> as a matter of fact, i am doing kind of like a weird

terminator improve at my apartment. >> i want to play the kid. >> you want to play the kid? i do kill the kid in the first scene, but that's okay jedediah. what would immortality mean for you? would you accomplish more of nothing 1234. >> that's what i don't get. this guy has not given us immortality. he has made hell real. he will dig out your brain and stick it in a giant blue being where you are watching a screen for the rest of your life unable to get into a horrible hell you are in. death would be a welcome reward compared to this. it sounds awful. i hope i die soon. you will, bill. shut up. >> i didn't even have to chime in. he has his own self-chimer. >> i wanted to say i hate this idea because it will happen after i am dead. what happens to everybody who is dead and can't participate?

in chicago the home of great food like the cheek steak and pizza, has put in an atm at a sprinkles bakery. it holds 500 at a time. it costs $4 each. it plans to open atm's in dallas, houston and washington, d.c., guaranteeing type 2 diabetes for everyone. tom, is this thing a fad? will we look back in 2025 and say remember when you would eat cup cakes? >> it is really sick. >> it is turning the world into an amusement park. people extended their adolescents into their 40s. it goes in with a single culture. people are saying, i am -- remember that commercial with the guy on the slip and slide? >> and then the guy gets on the slip and slide? get off. go back to your job.

do work and be a man. >> why are we seeing cup cakes all of a sudden? it happened like four years ago. stores on every corner. why? >> they are delicious. and it is like a mini cake. you cannot feel guilty about it. it is a little cup cake. i love the idea. i am just concerned about the freshness like the pizza machines. >> but they make it there. >> will this just be used by stoners at 4:00 a.m.? >> no, real people would use these cup cake machines. i wish all atm's would give cash or cup cakes. i love cup cakes. >> you are a cup cake lover. bill used to date somebody named cup cake. >> i did. >> i didn't say it was a woman. >> cup cakes are for kids ssments english -- >> english muffins are for

adults. we have to take a break. and english frosting is for kids. when we come back, we will talk about something.

according to a report, public schools are adding extra days to the calendar making it a total of 200 days. they say cutting summer vacation time bill will help students from lower income families because they won't forget what they learned the year before. but they say it won't result in more learning because the public school system is terrible to begin with. aren't parents for this because it is one less month they have to be around their sniffling brats? >> yes. there are camps. all kids go to camps. we need to get them back to schooling. they should can sell summer vacation. if you think about it it is crazy that we have this huge time off. >> are you right. a lot of countries do that, jedediah, but it makes sense, right? it wouldn't cost -- for

teachers they get paid the whole summer to do nothing. it wouldn't be that much of a cost. but if the teachers think you could have kids in class to 4 hours a day. >> i don't care. >> it is true they forget stuff over the summer. you tell them something like can you hold this bag for me. three months and they forget. what's your take. >> now that i understand this is all about warehousing children, i am totally for it. >> and why can't it be in a warehouse? >> bill, you are owned by a golden retriever. >> i was always em pathetic by my youngself. every know day was the best in the worlds. now i no longer sympathize with young bill. get him out of there and off the streets and into the school. no vacation period. no weekends. don't want him on a weekend. that's when i have to see them. >> you know what the problem

is, we gave you the vacation. if you didn't have. it you won't know better. you would be are ma ofing through the schools as a happy boy. >> i would rather do this than this. this is better. >> i like it. we will have the post game wrap up from andy levy. to see recent clips go to fox fox news.com/red eye.

5:00 p.m. eastern time, next time john gibson, ann coulter. fun. >> now back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> easy for you to say. jedediah, how can people keep up with your happenings and whatnot? >> go to jedediah bila and you

will be the first to get michael will you please to see where i will be -- to see where i will be. cool places like this. >> camille, when is the on flight premiere? >> it is august 11th at miller park. it is milwaukee, wisconsin. if you are in milwaukee you should come. there are 30,000 people 24r* watching this amazing documentary about the greatest generation. be there or you hate america. >> you are learning, my friend. >> that's pretty strong. all of us have jobs. >> not you. >> well no. tom you will be in cinncinati during your upcoming tour? >> yes, cinncinati, two shows at the taft theater august 17th. come to the late show and hang out. >> you sound like you could work in a morning zoo. >> i was morning zooing it up. >> it was impressive. >> a little bit. >> bill, anything to plug?