the pit bull, he is not allowed to move to canada because they banned them. there are no bad dogs. >> kimberly: yeah, there are. >> dana: but the interesting thing was about the picture, he has three jaspers and a pit bull. >> kimberly: i would like to bring up henry. >> eric: hav vanilla kim latte. >> kimberly: this is a fox news royal bump alert. she is looking fabulous. she was out today. everybody loved the video. >> bob: i thought she was pregnant. >> kimberly: she is. that is the point of my one more thing. you can see the baby bump. >> bob: barrelly. >> kimberly: she looks gorgeous and feeling better. god bless. >> eric: we do this every

day. super girl eva. give me the next one. there is tim. look at lar. giving the five. how cool is this guy? i will continue do "the five." >> bob: would you admit when the priest does this -- >> bretthis -- >> i made that up. >> i know. i believed you. >> kimberly: you made up the rubber bands, too. >> i tell my students -- >> bob: people don't know that about you, but you do. >> i'm going to be off for a couple days. see you monday. thanks for watching. see you monday.

when she told me to leave. i said i don't have any plans. >> she said, don't make them here. that's when i knew she was better. >> did she give you the old you don't have to go home, you just need to get out of here? >> exactly. >> she kept looking over the -- over to the nurse to put the chairs on top of the table. she had a therapy dog today.

that made her happy. >> happier than her son. >> yes. jay she is a wise woman. >> she is a wise woman. go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she can broil a whopper at 20 paces and i am talking about the burger. i am here with patti ann browne. and if jokes were sticks he would be really sticky. it is joe devito with his pocket square. it never goes away. it must hide something. and in norway he is considered a stool, my repulsive sidekick bill schulz. i miss him. and if thoughtful commentary were freshly baked muffins he would come in a basket. america's future foundation chairman. welshes his approach to -- well, his approach to teaches had ce-ed -- co-eds screeching. i am talking about a professor who put on a bizarre show to begin a quantum mechanics

class. it shows emily hughes striping while eating a banana followed by a stuffed animal getting impaled by ninjas against the backdrop of 9/11 and nazi germany footage. i do this all the time with pab. roll tape, tape rollers. >> is that a banana? >> yes. >> oh my god. >> oh my god. >> in order to learn quantum mechanics you erase all of the garbage from your brain and you start over again. quantum mechanics is nothing

you have learned. everything you do is opposite to what you will learn in quantum mechanics. >> he will blow your mind. lonely, weird professor will tell you how the world works. it is nothing like you have ever seen, man. come over to my place. i have a french press. i can make uh copy. despite his explanation more were more confused than usual. it was disturbing and i don't think anybody in the audience got what he was doing. he didn't explain or provide a context and that's why it was offensive to me and other people. columbia student newspaper report says it is not the first stunt hughes has pulled. actually that was me on vacation in london.

that is far more entertaining than what it is jack-n-ape did. i haven't used that in awhile. doesn't it prove a point about education that i am not smart enough to make? >> yes, almost certainly. >> you are probably smart enough to make this point, greg. the only reason any of us care about this issue is we are subsidizing the education of these poor, poor, poor students who were subjected to these nonsense. it was a fabulous choice of song from lil wayne. it is a decade or so old, but itth is very, very important stuff. it is expactsly what you would expect at a strip club. for that reason alone i feel bad for these students. >> you mentioned strip club. he should be doing bachelorette parties, pab. he is like a david brent from "the office" or may cal scott -- or michael scott from" the office." as a parent, and you are a parent, as you claim to be

though we never see you with kids. perhaps it is a weird mannequin you carry around. would you demand your money back? >> with all due respect to andy levy who is a proud columbia grad, it is insane. >> that's school of broadcasting, by the way. >> obviously he was trying to get their attention, but you can do that in a nonviolent way. we are talking about images of mass murder, 9/11, pictures of osama bin laden and saddam hussein and hitler and it is very dark. they are stabbing stuffed animals with a sword. >> you noy -- you noy what it is though? he has the mind of a high school kid doing a film and saying i will get all of these crazy videos. it is going to be the exowe sten shall view of the world. the world sucks so grow up, everybody. when a teacher tries to do something like this, they are thinking the students are thinking they are cool which makes them go to cool hell.

they can't get out of it, or cool island where they will never get off. >> i think that is the most offensive parts is the lazy thinking. it is as thought provoking as streaking through the quad. the idea that the best song he could come up with -- i'm surprised he wasn't playing it on a boom box. it is like the power cassette tape. if you look at the world we live in, what can you be shocked by anymore? you have honey boo boo and the school shootings. this will really show. this will really open minds. no it won't. you are just wasting people's time. >> it reminds me of the david brandt when he tried to do it with the tape recorder. i don't remember the same of the song. >> "simply the best." >> in college all of your classes were like this. how could he have improved this as an expert? >> he has proved the addition

to the adage, those who can't do teachers and. those who can't do other people teachers and other people. he is hoping students will forget about the fact that he is ridiculous and look at the fact he is a maverick professor who has the best weed in the room probably. and maybe i don't mind going to have espresso in his office and we will see what transpires from there. when i first read this story i assumed he was ripped. that was the only reason he was doing this to show everyone he had just got a personal trainer. indeed he was not and i give him kudos for that. >> you would theng maybe he spent -- you would think maybe he spent four weeks in a zumba class. morgan free man makes this stuff interesting. do you really have to strip off your clothes? >> this is what drives me nuts. you heard the students laughing. if you have a 14-week semester with five classes that is 80

classes and it is $275 to $300 per class. so perino on "the five" had a good idea. you they ever see the money when your parent buys the tuition or whatever or pays for the tuition. but what if you had to go to class and you paid as you went in. you would not be laughing when you sit down. you thought i should have bought tickets to book of mormon. >> you would be laughing if it was your parents' money. >> have i gone to every single single -- i have gone to every single broadway show and never once have i gotten a degree from columbia. >> i know if anybody, bill, you could spend $22,000 in columbia, but not that columbia if you know what i am saying. >> i don't know what you are saying. >> neither do i. nondrug humor here. >> from sucking to packing,

joe salazar, is there any other kind, is the subject of ridicule after his comments last friday. during a debate on concealed weapons bans on campus, they explained why being armed is bad for women who are worried about being raped. here is a reminder people who need a reminder. >> that's why we have call boxes. that's why we have safe zones. that's why we have the whistles. you just don't know who you will be shooting at. if you feel like you are going to be raped or if you feel like somebody is following you around and if you feel like you are in trouble and you may not be and you pop out the gun and pop a round at somebody. >> pop a round. he is contemporary. on monday salazar apologized issuing a statement to our affiliate saying i'm sorry if

i offended anybody. that was not my intention. we were talking about if guns make people safe other campus. if anybody thinks i am i am sensitive to the dangers is wrong. speaking of highly offensive. >> i apologize if i offended anybody. clearly that is thought offensive at all. pab, i disagree with what salazar said. but i also have a problem with this whole he has to apologize. i don't think he was -- i think what he was saying is wrong. women probably can't be trusted with a gun. but what he was really trying to say is he just didn't want guns on campus. i don't know. >> then he should demand a ban

on concealed weapons of any sort. you don't know who you will be shooting at. probably the bad guy, right? and then it says women, what if you think you are in trouble when you may not be and you pop a round at somebody? is it a problem where women are thinking they are in danger when they are not and whipping out their guns and shooting randomly? >> i had an issue with a pop a round. all he was trying to say was more guns on campus or more guns by accident. they aren't lousy, parkers. they are low risk. they are more risk aver sigh. risk aversive. >> women don't do par core

because they are smarter than men. was there ever a woman in "jackass"? >> no. >> there was a fat guy. there was a little person. there is a dead guy, but there is no women. >> there are reames of women who have gotten diseases from the "jackass" crew. but they are not on camera doing it. to the best of their knowledge. >> i guess my argument is women are generally better than men when it comes to assessing risk and being careful. wouldn't the argument be that they should be the ones with the guns? >> all women should have guns. >> i believe that. there are more bad guys out there than good women, right? >> i would have to do the math on that. >> i did. it is 1.6 million -- no, i don't know. >> that is absolutely right. we have to get serious about the gun control debate.

disarming responsible citizens who have conceal carry permits and they are that thoughtful and going through the process of legitimately carrying a firearm that they are somehow the ones that are endangering all of us is absolutely absurd. >> it is driven by the fact that part of it is guns -- i think if you are on different coasts too you are not around guns a lot, so you assign an emotional feeling to an inanimate object because you are not around it often. i was like that when i moved to new york. you know what it is? it is like a midwestern person coming to new york and seeing a gay bar. what is that? or a person from new york to colorado and sees everybody with a gun and they say what's that? probably a terrible comparison. >> trying to think midwesterner and i saw a gay bar and it was like this is awful. i wept right in. only because of the happy hour deal. >> you convinced yourself that all sports bars in new york are shirtless.

>> you know what, and then you convinced -- sports bars don't have to have tv's either. >> i assumed they were athletes because they were ripped. >> they were absolutely ripped. talking about having a pair of guns. do you think this guy was uncomfortable having women armed or he is the type of guy who walks on to a plane and sees a woman pilot and says ogod? >> i think our legislators need to stop with the off the cuff rape. they should say, let me get back to you. first the idea that somehow women -- to me it is interesting how liberal and lefty people are always this idea, these accidental shootings that are supposed to be happening, but they don't want to talk about the actual criminal who is doing the real shootings. we are supposed to trust professionals. like who? the lapd? one cop was running around killing people and the other cops were shooting up anybody

they thought were him. we will say trust professionals here. first of all i think he would have made a better impression if he kept his matching gold top hat and matching cane that went with his bow tie. when he is wearing accessories you listen to what he was saying. >> i was concentrating on the bow tie. maybe that is his own self-defense mechanism. and then you just fall down. i used to do that a lot. i would spin my body and the bow tie would stand there. gyro anbar you dated her through the 1990s and she bounced back after tom arnold. she tweeted her support with tweets like i am the woman of the world. send guns and am mow. and ammo. it is the only time in my life i agree with roseanne. aren't we all right? >> they bring up a good point. you are talking responsible citizens carrying guns. there is no such thing as a

responsible citizen in collegement this dpie was in a controversial way kind of saying that. now, i don't necessarily think college kids should be having guns. i definitely don't think roseanne barr should be having guns. she herself is a gun. if an intruder comes toward her it is multiple bullets coming toward her head. >> she is a fiery, tough lady. the thing about the element of the young is the element of alcohol. thib that trains with weapon weapons knows you can't mix the two. you don't hear a lot about that.. >> have you ever heard about a woman pulling out her gun and saying i thought he was a rapist so i shot him? >> no, what you hear are mass shootings are the gun free zones.

perhaps a woman could have blown his brains out. what a sin tau lating conversation. we could talk about this for hours. if my lovely salmon sweater. if you leave your kid at the mall will he find his way back home? maybe, but if not who cares? >> can a magic pill take you from hammered to sober in a matter of minutes? blah, blah, blah, whatever.

should you just say no? should you just say no when there is money to blow? two kansas brothers, is there any other kind accidentally blew up their house when celebrating a lottery win on friday night thanks to a recent mess and marijuana purchase. police say the explosion

happened after one of the brothers refueled the butane torches the two planned to light their bong with. and as the officer explained this to the wichita eagle, a newspaper, not the bird pab, quote, the butane vapor reached the pilot light and as you might expect, kaboom. if i had a bag of meth every time i heard that sentence. one was released from the er and he was wearing a lottery t-shirt. the other brother was in jail. and after all this, there is still this. a bag full of heroin. my theory is, it is the lotto's fault. when you award somebody $75,000 it doesn't set you up for life. it only gives you at best six months party window. you factor in the nights at the best western and the crude

lab instruments. >> i want to talk directly to the kids on this one. if you win 75 sacks, sacks in assisted of racks. that is thousands. if you win 75 sacks you should upgrade to a designer drug. no one ever burns their house down doing blow. >> well there was that one time in 2004, bill. sorry about that. >> i don't know why you brought the matches to begin with. i don't own candles, greg. jay i decided it would be a great idea to make a ship out of matches. >> you ended up telling me about your script for four hours. >> it was about a good i who tries to build a ship out of matches. >> why are there so few happy endings? there has to be a reason for this. . >> it is just enough money to get into trouble. i like the full scale of we are getting the big butane. >> we are going all out.

i think the funniest part of the story is the guy got dropped off at the hospital by his girlfriend with a carload of kids. she just dropped them off at the hospital and they split like no one stuck around. it makes me think no one was too surprised this transpired. >> i bet she was thrilled they spent that money on drugs and not perhaps the kids' health care. shouldn't they sue the lottery? that's what i would do because i am a loser. >> honestly there is an awesome show on tlc "the lottery changed my life" and it is nef a happy ending. if you start out poor and stupid and then win the lottery, you may be rich, but you are still stupid. stupid people with money are more dangerous than stupid people without money. >> you have turned into the evil. bill, if you were awarded $70,000 -- $75,000 if out 17 times the salary, would you immediately retire and fly off to someplace like newark?

>> in my mind that is a life salary and newark is paw lay shall and sunny. i have some brothers myself, and this is the cookie mischief we would get into. i look at the story and i say to myself, boys will be boys. i look at the girlfriend that dropped him off at the hospital and laughed. i say to myself, girls are evil. >> if she has kids with her they were using the bong. >> she had to dance her shift. >> absolutely. >> we can double it as a toy i'm sure. >> by the way, when i was stuck i watched a bunch of interventions. i could still get moved by that show at the end. it is so bizarre. i watched lining -- i watched like four in a row and i kept going, god, here we go again. he was a special child. he would say he is a special child. he had so much life. and then he is succeeding something through a vein and i am crying.

if i was drunk. >> i can't afford a tv. instead of interventions i watch intersections. smog and getting people run over . >> that's a great idea. initer sections. >> something is bound to happen. it is called the traffic of life. >> there has to be accidents. you find busy intersections and you call them intersections. >> if i am sitting there there will be an accident. >> you have the narrator that goes, you go to an intersection and a truck hits and it goes, oh if that is a bad intersection in cinncinati, this is a show is. >>ing this is going to happen. >> why don't we blow through half time and tell andy to take a walk and we will work this out with the audience at home. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail red eye at fox news.com. if you have a video of your animal doing something, click on submit a video. we might use it of the still to come, the half time report to be replaced by intersections from tv's andy

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let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. what is up? >> i am good. >> welcome back. >> thanks, glad to be here.

despite seeing you. >> liar. >> columbia professor gives interesting quantum mechanics lecture. you mentioned columbia and then said go bed sores. it is lions you jackass. >> well you get bed sores if you are lying around. >> you could probably catch a flight to catch catch if you left now. >> that was so bad it was good. >> it was reported with lil wayne's "drop it like it's hot" he stripped down and proceeded to change into a black t-shirt and pants and then he sat on the chair and hugging his knees in a fetal position. that's you every day after "the five." >> that's so true. but i don't do it in front of anybody except you and bill. i hide my problems. >> and we have yet to post the

video. >> you said the song was "drop it like it's hot." >> to lil wayne with the hot boys. >> my bad. my bad. >> with the cardigan to prove it. >> and the camo pants. >> i didn't seen see your legs. sorry, andy. he is wearing camo pants. >> really? >> i didn't see his legs. >> you didn't like that the professor used dark images like bin laden, saddam hussein, but that's the world, man. weak up. >> -- wake up. >> you really can't shock people anymore. they were desperately grabbing at the most obvious. they were saying kids were laughing, but not all of the students were laughing. a lot of them were very

upset. >> it was like the scene in clockwork orange, but done very badly. >> and you can't drop this class. it is a core class. these kids did not choose to be in this class and they can't drop it. >> good for them, i say. >> you said this was a waste of time for the students. >> clearly his performance art didn't work. 10 minutes. big deal. >> okay. they never really caught on for me. >> there should have been candy that came out. >> did you ever do a set where nobody laughed for the first 10 minutes? >> did i ever? >> well then you should be sympathetic. >> they didn't pay $270 to listen to joe's unfunny humor. >> not even combined as an audience. >> if you watch a comic who

goes up and say a lit knee of things that are obnoxious and gross, and people don't laugh and they are like, you can't handle it? no it is not good. it is not doing the thing it is supposed to do. >> are you insinuating he is like paul mccurio? >> no apparently after 10 minutes everything was okay. once he chatted the mentality. >> you people. you said professor hughes was doing this to get laid. he is actually happily married with two kids. >> okay. >> which 100% refutes your point. you all ripped professor hughes. understand he does most of his work in sarin and he was co leader of the experiment that made the most precise measurement of the mixing

point. >> he is a useful part of civilization. >> he is a renouned physicist. >> but there is no reason for this. >> he screwed up. he tried something and it didn't work. have you seen the fears -- watch the first "red eye." that's what this was like. >> thank god for copy write infringement. >> we paid a lot of money to make sure no one watches it. >> did you ever see the original "blob"? that's what we did. we froze them and thut them in a box in dropped them in the ocean. >> the group was active in the pixel detector which i use to keep track of my cat. >> i apologize. >> we know what you are doing. it is because it is your school. >> no, not really. >> i have trashed my school before. >> at columbia did they have a list of significant alumni and you are hoping you will be

mentioned as significant? that doesn't happen to me at berkeley ever. it will never happen to you. >> the only way to get on that list is to give them money and that will never happen. >> when you get your school paper to do a front page story i am condemning you for making fun of a man or woman who had a baby and wants to be a man. then you talk to me. >> greg, you don't even know what quantum mechanics is. >> yes. >> can tell you the interpretation about how you have particles and -- particles and waves and how it is physically impossible to know the position and the momentum of a particle. but at honestly, i don't have the time. >> did you learn that from the stuffed animal stabbing? >> i think he learned that from mr. wiki. >> i do not use wikipedia. >> did you ask jeeves? >> i did not ask jeeves. he was unavailable. >> the only thing i know about quantum mechanics is he was working on my quantum car.

>> and columbia issued a statement on tuesday saying they are now reviewing the facts in this particular presentation to see if there is anything that he can do about it. i'm sure they will do an excellent job. salazar apologizes. patti ann, you said he should have demanded an across the board ban of concealed weapons on campus. >> no, just an across the board ban on weapons, period. >> but the bill before the colorado house was whether or not to ban them on campuses. >> that's correct. it is passed already in the one house, and now it is going to the state senates. >> right. but it was during debate on the bill he said this. >> right, i know, but my point is if he will say women are just go shooting around when they think they are in danger

and they are not even in danger. if you feel that way, just ban them entirely everywhere. >> would it surprise you if he wants them banned eve where? >> it is possible -- banned everywhere? >> it is possible. >> i couldn't tell if it was bill. somebody said women don't do pore core. >> yes. >> they do in fact do it. >> show me one who is still alive. >> todd, can we roll the tape? we don't have it. nobody does it anymore. isn't that like a legitimate fact? >> i think it is over, yes. >> i think it was a little later than that. >> it ended when it was part of commercials. >> it was in a madonna video. >> another thing madonna killed. >> if you were on the coast you would assign bad things to guns. you would think they are bad.

i am just curious which coast you think colorado is on. >> well, no, i was talking about the media's portrayal. colorado has a lot of gun owners. texas has a lot of gun owners. talking about generally people on the coast are around guns and -- >> i just assumed the story is about colorado. >> i know what you are trying to do. you know what, go on. >> about his apology, somebody pointed this out. if the third word in your apology is if you are not apologizing. i thought that is a good point. >> a great point. >> i like points. >> a lot of winners blow their money on pot and meth and then blowup their house. we should point out they didn't spend all $75,000 on pot and meth. we don't know that.

they may have. >> it is probably all spent now. >> you know that when they got that ticket they took out a piece of paper and wrote out a chart. it was probably the most responsible they have been with money. >> first they did whatever meth they had lying around and then wrote out an amazing chart with color coded and with arrows. >> meanwhile they are making it rain in their party room. >> first they kept saying what can 72 grand buy us? and then they have this plan and two hours later, what can $68,000 buy him? and then a day later, all right, 30 grand. can we still go to italy? >> by the end of the week, how much do we owe joe joe? >> i thought the most amazing part of the story was it didn't happen in florida. that blew my mind. >> where was it? >> kansas.

>> i am amazed that house didn't have whiles -- wheels on it. >> i am done. >> okay. i like the girls with the boom. i once got busy in a burger king bathroom. not a story, just something i was texted. is morissey holding a free concert in l.a.? yes.

will his career go under for a social media blunder? i speak of a new jersey lawmaker , is there any other kind, who is taking heat for liking two inappropriate facebook pages. assemblyman charles maynor gave the thumbs up to the pages of big booty freak. and you got knocked the f out, man. it showcases large be heinz of young women while the latter features video of brutal, physical assault. maynor denied liking the

pages, but later admitted, quote, as far as the big booty freak, i love women. it should be on there, but i don't know how to get it out. you are over 40, aren't you? discuss shall we in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuunnndd sm lightning round. >> if you have a career in anything in which you want to keep your career, nothing can happen to you if you should only like the church and marmalade. if somebody will find fault if you like pocket squares. >> even if you like a crappy band people let you hear about it. funny when they mentioned the knock the f out liking. he said his daughter showed him something on. it then his big booty freaks it was like there is no sun? who is this bad ass daughter he has?

the guy gets beat down in a burger king. >> don't mess with her. >> when will they understand how social media works? everybody should have taken a class after the anthony wiener incident. that was a free class. >> he does know how it works. he is on there. he finally thinks he is actually liking them. i think it is wonderful. he is everything that is right and good about politicians. it is a way to get rid of politicians. they will be there for life. the only way to get rid of them is by getting them in these social media traps. pab i went on your facebook page, and you like fat dudes in diapers and hairy orderlies .org. do you ever worry about the bosses at fox stumbling on this? >> i didn't, and now that they know about my phantom site there, i am in trouble. i don't care he likes big butts. he is a cop. he is not just a politician. he is a jersey city cop. why is he liking this violent

page? it is one thing if he said i am looking to identify suspects that would be a valid reason. but he didn't say that. he denied he even like i had it. he even liked it. honestly and he made gay slurs in the past. >> you know what i just realized? he likes big butts and he did lie. >> part of my head is expanding and another part is shrinking. >> that's how you do it, columbia, university. >> you should be teaching the kids and not some shirtless weird owe. bill, you are not on facebook, but you are on thigh book. same thing. how do you keep from getting in trouble? how do you keep from letting people know the sick and sorded sorded -- sorted things. >> i am not known as a person or entity that people say bill did this.

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going meatless to please a whiney pestest. i changed that. for the first time they plan to go fully vegetarian and that includes closing their mcdonalds outlet during a march 1st morissey concert. with a portion of the proceeds going to peta, don't you know, said the sad singer of the meat free jamboree, quote, i don't look at it as a victory for me, but a victory for animals. when reached for comment they were staring blankly at the camera while taking a pretty impressive dump. this is what i find interesting. morissey had to can sell because he has got a bleeding ulcer and acid reflux. do you think a celery-filled diet has anything to do with this? can't we blame the vegetables? >> sounds like somebody needs a burger. who is morissey? >> the smiths. how old are you this. >> 32. >> boo. >> i had a good year of the smith's cry in front of my

stereo to "how soon is now" and playing it over and over again. joe? >> yes. >> what about those who love morissey and chicken fingers. >> it ruined it for me. the best way to enjoy a more raw see show is with a half rack of ribs and if he plays "sheila take a bow" and i am not wearing a bib, show over. >> he is dark and mysterious and petulant. is that a turn on for you? you were in a ban in the 80s. >> new wave. >> pat ben gnaw tar and that kind of thing. >> lead singer? >> it wasn't really pat bentar. >> no, i mean you were the lead singer. >> there is something about morissey with the whole "how soon is now" i already waited too long. you wanted to give him a hug. the dark, brooding thing. >> number one song of all time.

>> what? >> "house it is now" and followed by" honey buck -- bucket." >> this is the worst play list i have ever heard. >> it really is. bill, paul mccartney has been denied these writers, why? >> paul mccartney is resembling the same droopy, starving an will mas he is trying to protect. looking at that picture of morissey, you have to hand it to him for holding on to the look. madonna, david bowy, they like to mix it up. he has gone from a skinny extra in "west side story" to now he looks like he is announcing a wrestling match. he held on to it. >> i think he has gotten -- he is one of the few rockers that has gracefully aged. if you look at -- i am not going to mention some of the rockers because they have been on the show, but they have the -- they have to wear the hairpiece and the bandannas.

>> you pretty much just mentioned them. >> i think maybe he is right. i think i just called out somebody. but he looks like he could be a gentleman farmer. >> now you are endorsing the vegetarian diet. >> maybe i have gone full circle. >> that's a more raw see song. ♪ how miserable ♪ i am so miserable we will close things out.